Yofukashi S2 01 - Amazon vs. Netflix
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Hear me out.
Hear me out, guys!
I know, I know.
We've heard already.
I've heard it five times already.
We've heard at least five times.
That's not it.
That's not what I meant! I wanna hear what you guys think!
I want to ask what you guys think.
Ya! Take that!
Take this.
Whoa! Wait!
Hey, wait.
Hey.
Hey!
What?! That's just cheating!
Huh? That's cheating!
Noob!
Noob!
Hey!
- Hey. - One more time!
One more round!
I'll beat the crap out of you!
I'm gonna wreck you!
You two...
You two...
Cat got your tongue?
I said, "Hey."
Huh?
Wait... Huh?
Hold on.
Niko-san and Hatsuka-san?
Huh? It's Niko-san and Hatsuka-san.
What?!
Huh?
A dude and a chick just playing games together?
A boy and a girl gathering around just to play games?
You guys in elementary school?
Are you two elementary schoolers?
Why not? And who said you can come in without asking?
What's wrong with that?
We'd like to borrow Yamori-kun for a bit.
Anyway, why did you just walk in?
What?
Ah!
Of course not.
I want to borrow Yamori-kun for a bit.
What's your reason?
Huh?
"What's my reason," eh?
Of course you can't.
You two are able to play games like this thanks to whom again?
What for?
Don't be too hard on them, Niko-chan.
"What for" you ask?
Hatsuka, you did a lot for them too, didn't you?
Who do you think is the reason...
that you two get to just sit around and take it easy like this?
Don't be so aggressive, Niko-chan.
Hatsuka, are you in any position to talk?
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Hey!
So hey, don't you think you owe us big time?
You owe us a big one, don't you?
Make sure to give him back.
Make sure to return him.
Okay!
OK.
What?!
Huh?
See you later!
See you later.
Later?
Later?
Let's hang out, too.
Hang out with me too. I have something to talk about.
I've got something to talk about.
Well, I don't.
I've got nothing to say.
About Yamori-kun for example.
We will talk about Yamori-kun.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You know why we're here.
And so, let us begin...
Our first meeting. Cheers for the love of Yamori-kun!
the first meet-up to support Yamori-kun's love!
Yay!
Yay!
So.. how's it going?
So, how's it going really?
About what?
How's what going?
About things with Nazuna.
Between you and Nazuna.
What's it like?
How's it going?
There's nothing much to say.
There's nothing much to talk about.
Yamori-kun,
Hey, Yamori-kun. Don't worry.
don't worry.
All of us here just want to support you two.
At least we girls here are rooting for you two.
And we personally appreciate you.
We're personally grateful, after all.
Uh-huh. So you don't have to be so uptight.
That's right.
I think we can help you.
So you can lower your guard.
I mean, since you're on the verge of becoming Nazuna's offspring after all.
We can help you out.
After all...
this is the crucial point that decides whether Yamori-kun becomes
Nazuna's underling or not.
Everyone...
Everyone...
I'm sorry.
I apologize. You're right.
That's right.
Nah.
It's fine.
It's okay, as long as you understand.
As long as you understand.
Which is just an excuse.
We're just pretending to care.
I wanna hear teenage...
I want to hear it!
...romance.
The love story...
I wanna hear it!
of a middle schooler.
Gosh, I completely thought you just wanted
I really want to hear it!
to hear our story to entertain yourselves over drinks.
Well...
You're damn right.
I thought you guys just wanted a story to accompany your drinks.
That's the type of thing I hate most.
Bullseye.
I'm sorry, Yamori-kun.
I'm really not comfortable with that.
Hatsuka-sama!
Sorry, Yamori-kun.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!
Hatsuka-sama.
Uh-uh, not at all.
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
What's all this?
No problem at all.
You wanted to talk about Yamori-kun, no?
What's this?
That's why you didn't follow them.
You want to talk about Yamori-kun, right?
H-How...
That's why you didn't chase after those two.
That "How" is for "How did you know?" right?
How...
Huh?! No, it's not!
"How" is for "how'd you guess," right?
I heard you decided to properly make Yamori-kun your offspring.
Huh!?
In that case, it's final.
That's not it.
You want advice to make Yamori-kun fall for you.
I've already heard.
You decided to make Yamori your underling, right?
If so, then it's a done deal.
You want some advice to make Yamori-kun fall for you, right?
Well...
Well...
Then...
Then let's...
So, how is it?
So, how is it?
Have you come to love Nazuna-chan?
You think you can like Nazuna?
Um, I've said it before.
I've said this before...
I don't really understand what "love" is.
but I don't really understand what it means to like someone.
Well...
Um, Yamori-kun,
Yamori-kun...
have you experienced your first love?
Have you... ever been in love?
Not yet.
Huh? Not yet.
"Not yet," he said! What?!
Not yet, you said?
Seriously?!
Huh?
Then that means you're gonna be your first love's offspring?
For real?
That's very tough.
That means...
This sure makes the booze flow.
you'll become an underling with your first love?
Yeah, definitely.
That's... really something else.
Huh? Are you using me as entertainment?
The alcohol must be kicking in.
Don't be stupid! We just want to help you!
No, not at all.
Don't get the wrong idea.
Huh?
Even if they aren't romantic feelings, you think she's cute sometimes, right?
So I wasn't your appetizer?
Yamori-kun, what do you think is cute about Nazuna-chan?
Nonsense.
Um.
We wanted to help you.
Don't get us wrong!
Even if it's not romantic feelings,
there must be times you find her cute, right?
Yamori-kun,
what do you think is cute about Nazuna-chan?
Um...
I think her face is cute.
I think her face is cute.
What an uncute reaction.
That's not a cute response.
Did you tell her properly?
Are you properly telling her that?
Huh?
If you don't say it, how would she know?
Huh?
Huh?
That's right.
If you don't, she'll never know.
Start by praising her cute once a day.
- What? - That's right.
Wait.
Start by saying she's cute once a day.
That's...
That's a little...
W-What is it?
W-What? Are you blushing?
Are you embarrassed?
Yamori-kun's blushing.
Yamori-kun is embarrassed.
That's rare! Super rare!
It's rare! Super rare!
You can do it, adolescent!
You've got this, puberty!
So your emotions weren't dead after all!
Your emotions aren't dead after all.
So, what's with this getup?
Hey, what's up with this outfit?
People are weak to surprises!
People are weak to contrast.
Listen, your sense of fashion isn't bad.
Get it?
There's a constant demand for that style too.
Nanakusa-san's usual appearance isn't particularly bad.
Uh-huh...
There's a certain demand for it.
But for a sensitive middle schooler like Yamori-kun, it's too revealing.
Oh...
Without a coat, you're basically in undies. That's not normal.
But...
But it's easier to move in.
it's too stimulating for a sensitive middle schooler like Yamori-kun.
That's why it's the opposite! Clothes that are hard to move in!
Take off the jacket and it's practically an underwear.
This dude is more excited than I thought.
Isn't that weird?
What do you think? Don't you think it looks refreshing on you?
Because it's easy to move around.
It feels uncomfortable.
So on the contrary, you should choose clothes that are hard to move in.
My legs feel chilly.
This guy...
That's something a cross-dressing guy would say.
is more fired up than I thought.
That's you!
How is it?
Don't you find this look refreshing?
I feel kinda uneasy.
My legs feel breezy.
That's what a guy in a dress would say.
Isn't that you?
True.
True.
Let's continue then.
Now, let's move on then.
Continue?
Move on?
Becoming an underling of your first love, huh?
Offspring of your first love, eh? How nice!
How nice.
How nice.
How nice!
How nice!
I want Yamori-kun too.
How nice is that!
Treating people like objects.
I want Yamori-kun too!
Midori's a pain to deal with when she's drunk.
You treat me like an object.
Slow down your drinking a bit.
Midori's becoming an annoying drunk.
Midori target those with virginity complex...
Hey, slow your pace a bit.
so you're her type, Yamori-kun.
Midori targets the incel types,
What do you mean by "virginity complex?"
so Yamori-kun is up her alley.
Even if that's the case!
What do you mean, "incel types"?! I am a virgin, but still!
That's right.
She's right, to be honest.
In fact...
I won't forgive you, Ko Yamori.
I won't forgive you, Yamori Ko.
I'll never forget that you turned me down!
You dare to reject me.
She's becoming a real pain now.
I won't forget this.
I wouldn't mind having Yamori-kun as my offspring along with Akkun.
This is starting to get really annoying.
If I have Yamori-kun...
I could have a set of underlings along with Akkun.
Oh, then me too!
Oh, then me too!
Wait.
Hey now.
What is this?
What's... What's with this...
What's with this...
girly atmosphere?!
youthful atmosphere?
Um, can I go home?
Um... can I go back now?
No way! I wanna hear more about you and Nazuna-chan!
No way!
That reminds me, didn't you two kiss in front of us before?
I wanna hear more stories of you and Nazuna-chan.
Ah.
Speaking of which,
Do you two always kiss?
you kissed last time, right?
Well? Yamori-kun?!
Right in front of us.
Uh...
Ah...
So, hey...
Do you two always do that?
What's with that, Yamori-kun?
Eeeh...
Anyways...
Huh?
Um...
In short...
How do I make Ko-kun...
fall for me?
Well...
Nanakusa-san...
You are so cute.
I want to French kiss you.
Huh?
Huh?
Can I?
Um, i-in other words,
Why?
what do I need to do to make Ko-kun fall for... Um...
The "man" inside me is trembling.
Nanakusa-san, you look super cute.
Don't say that with a straight face, it's disgusting.
- I wanna French kiss you. - Huh?
But... that's what would normally happen, right?
- Can I? - Why?
The man inside me is tingling.
Don't tell me that with a serious face. How creepy.
Well, but isn't that how it'd normally be?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
If he likes your looks to some extent
If a person was somewhat your type
and spends every day with you,
and you spent time together every day, wouldn't it be hard not to feel that way?
it would be unnatural for him not to feel like that.
What? Huh?
Huh? Wait.
You mean Ko-kun doesn't see me as sexually attractive?!
You mean Ko-kun can't see me in a sexual way?
Well, I haven't said that much.
No.
But when we went to the love hotel, he was properly...
I wouldn't go that far.
Wait, was he excited not by me but by the love hotel's atmosphere?
But when we went to the love hotel, he still...
Wait, could it be...
it wasn't because of me...
but because of the love hotel environment?
Y-You went to a love hotel?
Y-You went to a love hotel?
I thought it'd be fun, so we went there once.
I thought it'd be fun, so just once.
Really?
Really?
Huh?
What? Really what?
What? What is it?
Well, was it really just for fun?
I mean you went there just because you thought it'd be fun?
Huh?
Huh?
Nanakusa-san.
Hey Nanakusa-san,
The truth is, you're more interested in romance than anyone, aren't you?
I bet you're more interested in romance than the average person.
So your love for dirty jokes is actually nothing more
Your liking dirty jokes is just the flip side of it.
than your inability to be honest with yourself, right?
You just can't be honest with yourself, huh?
You're wro...
N-No...
I really love... dirty jokes.
I just really like...
What an idiotic confession.
dirty jokes!
Get more beer.
That was a really stupid thing to confess.
Quick!
More beer please! Pronto!
I'm losing myself.
I feel like I'm not myself.
What's this?
What is all this?
Ah...
I'm really sorry. I let her overdrink.
I'm sorry.
I made her drink too much.
Isn't she cute?
Isn't she cute?
Ah... yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Tell her that once she wakes up.
Tell her that when she wakes up. I'm sure it'll make her happy.
I'm sure she'd be happy.
Will it make her happy?
I wonder if she'll be happy.
Y-You look cute.
You're cute...
All the time.
as always.
The meet-up the other day...
CALL OF THE NIGHT
Hm?
The girls' night out the other day,
I left, but I wonder if that was okay?
Huh?
was it okay for me to just leave like that?
You don't need to worry about it.
You don't need to worry about it.
It's usually half for fun, half out of concern.
They're just half worried, half having fun.
But those guys...
Actually, those guys are just 90% having fun.
were probably mostly for fun.
Worry about yourself more than them, friend.
Worry about yourself instead of others,
Since there's a one-year rule.
buddy.
Within another 10 months, you have to...
After all, according to the one-year rule,
Within 10 months, um...
Ko-kun only has about ten months left.
You know, you gotta,
In ten months...
um, l-l-like me.
Well...
You have to do that, s-so, um...
If you...
You did good! You did good, Nazuna-chan!
don't...
You worked hard! You got a strong heart to overcome your weakness!
l-luv me...
Well done! That's admirable and amazing!
- then it will... - Keep going.
But that's true, it's worrying.
be bad.
I was even told that I might be lacking romantic feelings altogether.
Um...
That's a pretty rude thing to say.
You did great.
I'm not one to talk since I'm not popular myself,
You really did great, Nazuna-chan.
but you're you-know-what yourself, Ko-kun.
I can see your effort.
Wait, am I being told something super rude?
A strong heart that can overcome weakness.
Looks like we must go out and research.
How admirable! You're incredible!
By the way...
For sure, I am still worried.
where are we headed?
I've been told that romantic feelings are something I'm missing.
For some field trip or something back in elementary school,
Wow, that's harsh.
my group had to visit Tokyo.
It's strange for the "unpopular" me to tell you this,
The groups who weren't assigned to Tokyo were super envious of us.
but you really are "that type."
I thought, "What's the big deal?"
"That type?"
It's less than an hour by train there, but everyone admires it for some reason.
Am I being insulted?
What?
As expected, we must conduct research.
By the way,
where are we going?
In elementary school,
for a field trip,
my group got to go to Tokyo.
The kids who didn't go to Tokyo...
were really jealous.
I didn't see what the big deal was.
It's less than an hour by train,
but for some reason, everyone admired it.
What's that?
That's my memory of Tokyo.
That's my memory of Tokyo.
So dark!
How gloomy! That was so glum and sudden that I'm shocked.
That took such a dark turn, I was surprised.
What I meant to say is that
What I'm trying to say is...
those guys who admire Tokyo for no particular reason piss me off.
those who admire Tokyo for no reason really piss me off.
Ow!
Ouch!
Ouch.
That hurt.
Huh? What?
Huh? What's wrong?
What?
Can't I admire it?
What's wrong with admiring Tokyo, huh?!
I'm not allowed to admire Tokyo?
You admire it?
You admire it?
One day,
One day...
I went to Tokyo on a whim.
I went to visit Tokyo for no reason.
Maybe I was hoping for something fun to happen.
Maybe I expected something fun to happen there.
The Tokyo's luster...
The glamour of Tokyo just made me feel a little lonely.
made me feel a little lonely.
When I was alone, I got hit on. It didn't seem fun, so I declined.
Being alone, I got hit on.
I somehow understood.
It didn't seem fun, so I refused.
Visiting without a purpose, especially alone, can't be any fun.
Then somehow, I understood.
That's not limited to Tokyo though.
Without any goal,
It's awesome, Ko-kun!
and being alone, of course I wouldn't have fun.
In Tokyo, you can buy clothes past 10 p.m. and karaoke's open 24 hours!
This isn't something inherent to Tokyo.
Behold, that's our subject of research.
It's amazing, Ko-kun.
In Tokyo, you can buy clothes after 10 PM.
And karaoke is open for 24 hours.
Look.
Those are our research subjects.
Research?
Research?
Looking at it this way...
When you watch like this, it makes you realize there's no age limit in romance.
you realize that love knows no age.
But some don't look like proper relationships.
There are some in relationships that don't seem decent, though.
Proper? What's proper?
Decent?
What is decent?
Ko-kun.
Ko-kun.
Love is a gamble.
A proper person doesn't participate in the gamble called romance.
And to win, you've gotta be a little messed up.
She said, "Romance," herself and she's making herself blush.
Talking about love and getting embarrassed by yourself.
In other words, "Let's learn from others in society who are in love."
In short...
That's right. Tokyo has lots of people, so we have enough examples.
we're observing people in love so we can learn their attitude.
- By the way... - Hm?
That's the idea.
Aren't the guys hitting on random girls the least likely to be in love?
Tokyo is crowded, so there are plenty of subjects.
Plus, it's not really pure...
By the way.
Huh?
The people that are flirting...
can you even call that genuine love?
It's a bit impure...
Hey!
Hey!
Are you saying that guys who flirt just want to go straight to a hotel?
Are you saying all those guys hitting on girls wanna go straight to a hotel?!
That is rude!
How messed up! That's biased!
It's discrimination against flirting.
Do you have to bring up such an annoying debate?
You're trying to rope me into a bothersome debate here.
Are there people who aren't like that?
Are there people who aren't like that?
Of course.
Sure there are. Like super lonely people who need someone to talk to.
Like those who just want someone to talk to because they are lonely.
That's the unlikeliest to be in love!
Then that's the furthest thing from genuine love.
It's okay!
Enough!
You don't need to bring up examples of the unlikely minority that may exist!
These infinitely unlikely but theoretically possible examples
Just the one-nighter flirts are enough!
only extend the conversation.
You sure like kinky topics.
Just count those who want to go straight to the hotel.
No, that's not it!
Oh-ho.
But Ko-kun, think about it.
You really like lewd topics, huh.
Let's say picking up a girl to go to a hotel succeeds.
That's not it!
A physical relationship starts.
But Ko-kun,
There are no romantic feelings involved at this point.
just think about it.
But what if those two in a physical relationship meet frequently from there,
Huh?
and they gradually feel like they want to properly go out, and this succeeds?
Let's say they succeed in taking someone to the hotel.
Is that still not pure?
This physical relationship has absolutely no romantic feelings involved.
Ko-kun, that's exactly the same as what we are.
And then...
Huh?! How does it come down to that?
those people who start from a physical relationship,
start meeting up more often,
then someday, they go on a date seriously,
and then they officially become a couple.
Is that impure?
Ko-kun,
this is...
exactly like...
what happened to us.
Huh?
How did it come to that?
I told you.
I told you.
The act of blood-sucking is both eating,
Sucking blood is an act of dining as well as mating.
and intercourse.
It has two meanings of physiological needs, food and reproduction.
Of the three basic needs,
This is, without a doubt, a physical relationship.
it holds the meaning of both food and sex.
Plus, if anything, you'd be the one who went off with the guy that hit on you!
It's an undisputed "physical relationship."
I really don't like that.
Though if we're talking about us,
Why not? As long as both sides agree to it.
Ko-kun's the one who got hit on and recklessly followed me.
Outsiders have no say in it.
I've been had.
True.
It's fine, isn't it?
It was strange.
As long as the people involved consent...
So many people were in love like it was the normal thing to do.
others have no right to meddle.
When the timing's right, it looks like a scene in a drama.
Certainly.
However, in reality, there is no drama in real life.
It was fascinating.
Even if there isn't any drama, people can still be in love.
So many people were naturally engaging in love.
Romance isn't anything special.
When the timing is right,
Nazuna-chan, this is what you wanted to convey, right?!
it appears like a drama.
Huh? Uh, yeah.
But in reality,
Hm?
life isn't a drama.
Exactly!
Even without drama,
I knew it!
people can still fall in love.
Love...
is nothing special.
What Nazuna-chan wanted to say...
was something like that, right?
Um... ah...
I see...
Huh?
That's right.
So that's what it was.
UENO PARK
UENO ZOO
UENO ZOO
The zoo?
A zoo.
You like it?
You like zoos?
No, not exactly, but...
What?! Uh, no, that's not exactly it,
I was just wondering what the zoo is like at night.
but I was just wondering what a zoo at night would be like.
Wanna go in?
- Wanna go in? - What?
Eh?
What? What?!
Eh? Huh?
Seriously? Isn't that bad? Isn't that a crime?!
For real?
Is that okay?
Isn't that a crime?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
Kids wandering around at this hour...
A kid out wandering this late is already bad enough.
was already not okay to begin with.
Try to keep it down. We don't wanna scare the animals.
Be as quiet as you can.
They're gone.
We can't startle the animals.
They're not here.
There's nothing here.
Gosh, can't see a thing.
Nothing indeed.
Right?
We really can't see anything.
By the way, about what you said earlier about you not admiring Tokyo.
Yeah.
So, you like your hometown?
ISOPPU BRIDGE
What do you mean I like my hometown?
About earlier...
Hm. So that's how you take it.
you said you don't admire Tokyo at all.
You know how people either stay in their hometown or move to Tokyo?
Huh?
Ah, right.
Is it because you like your hometown?
What about you, Ko-kun?
Hmm...
Well, I guess my hometown then.
Huh?
But not because I like it or anything. Because there's nowhere I really wanna go.
What do you mean by "like my hometown?"
Hm.
Hmm... so we've come to this.
That's what I always thought.
There are discussions about staying in hometown or going to Tokyo, right?
Up till now.
Ah, well...
"Up till now"?
Which one, Ko-kun?
I found a positive reason to stay in my hometown now.
Well...
Because it's the place I met you.
probably my hometown.
Even if I don't end up as a vampire,
But not because I like it.
as long as I stay there, I can always feel that you'll be nearby.
There's no place I particularly wanted to go.
Huh...
That was my thought...
Huh?
until now.
Until now?
For the first time, I found a reason to stay in my hometown.
Because it's where I met you, Nazuna-chan.
Even if I don't become a vampire,
if I stay there,
it feels like you'll be there too.
I see.
I see.
Me too.
I feel the same.
I also wanted to come with you, Ko-kun.
I wanted to come here with you too. To Tokyo.
To Tokyo.
I always dreamed of coming here with someone. I'm glad it was you, Ko-kun.
I really wanted to come here with someone.
I'm glad it was you, Ko-kun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mind if I suck?
Can I suck your blood?
Sure.
Sure.
Let's go home.
Let's go home.
Since we're here, then someday...
Why don't we someday...
Sorry, it's nothing.
Sorry, it's nothing.
MONORAIL NISHIZONO STATION Someday.
Someday... Someday, let's come during the day.
MONORAIL NISHIZONO STATION Someday, in the daylight.
But that isn't our time.
That isn't the time for us.
PANDA FOREST