My Deer Friend Nokotan - S01E01 - CR vs. CR (v2)
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CR (v2)
Once again, today, the maidens who gather\Nin the gardens of the wisdom king
Once again, the maidens gather\Nin the gardens of Acala
cross the tama river with smiles as\Npure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.
and cross the Tama River with smiles\Nas pure as those of the Shinsengumi.
Their bodies and hearts, never once\Nsullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
Their bodies and hearts, never once\Nsullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
The pleats of their skirts\Nwithout a single wrinkle,
The pleats of their skirts\Nwithout a single wrinkle,
their blue sailor scarves\Nnot even flapping in the wind.
their blue sailor scarves\Nbothered not by the wind.
They walk slowly, as\Nmanners dictate they should.
They walk slowly and delicately.
Prefectural high school hi-no-minami:\Nthis is the garden of maidens.
Metropolitan Hinominami High School,\Nthe garden of the maidens.
(a coed school)
(It's a coed school, though.)
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!
Girl Meets Deer
GIRL MEETS DEER
It's still so cold.
It’s still so coooold!
It rained yesterday, too.
And it rained yesterday, too!
Be careful, it's slippery. Are you okay?
It’s slippery, so you have to be careful.\NAre you okay?
Th-Thank you very much!
Erm… Thank you very much!
You're welcome.
You’re welcome.
Koshi Torako, a second-year student\Nat Metropolitan Hinominami High,
Torako Koshi, a second-year student\Nat prefectural hi-no-minami high,
president of the student council\Nas well as Class 2-B's student rep.
the president of the student council,\Nas well as the class rep for class 2-b.
She's attractive, smart,\Nand good at sports.
And also, she’s attractive,\Ngreat at school, and prolific in sports.
She's revered as the perfect girl at both school and around town.
not only at school but also in neighborhood,\Nshe’s revered as a perfect girl.
She's wonderful!
She’s wonderful!
Just as I planned.
Just as I planned!
But Koshi Torako, whose high school life\Nseems to be going so well,
But Torako Koshi, whose high school life\Nseems to be going so well,
has a secret she can't\N tell anyone. And it's that...
has a secret she can’t tell anyone.
She's a former delinquent!
She’s actually... a former delinquent!
I'm the one they call\Nthe Wild Beast of Tokyo's Hino City!
I am the famed wild\Nbeast of Tokyo Hino!
My dark past of being a delinquent,\Ninfluenced by shonen manga.
My dark past of being a delinquent\Ninfluenced by too much shonen manga!
If I get caught,
If this ever comes to light,
all the effort I put into my high\Nschool debut being an honor student
all the effort I put into being\Nan honor student after I quit the gang life
will go down the drain!
when I got into high school\Nwill go down the drain!
Not that anyone could ever see\Nthrough my perfect disguise, though.
Not that anyone could ever see\Nthrough my perfect disguise, though.
That’s what she thought…\NUp until this very day, that is.
That's what she thought.\NUntil today, anyway.
Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby\Nhanging right in the first episode?!
Are you kidding me?\NA suicide by hanging in episode one?!
Should we have gotten\Na late-night timeslot?
I'm glad we're a late-night anime!
Not that it would’ve been much better!
Not that it makes this any better!
Should I call the police? a doctor?
Should I call the police? A doctor?
Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!
Detective Conan? No... Hajime-chan!
She’s alive? What? If it’s not a suicide,\Nwhy is she hanging from a place like that?
She's alive?
She has horns?
What? If it's not suicide,\Nwhy is she hanging from a place like that?
Ah, that must be those things they\Nsell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland…
She has antlers?
But! Then they’d come off,\Nand she’d fall, right?!
Must be those things they sell at that\NMouse-land place in Tokyo... I mean Chiba!
Which means\Nthose are real horns?!
But those would come right off, right?
And most likely deer horns, at that……\NThere’s no world where that’s a deer,
Which means those are real antlers?
Though! I mean, only male deer\Nhave horns anyway, right??
Deer antlers, by the looks of it.
Is it some kind of new UMA, then?
Is she supposed to be a deer?!
Or a mutant\Nbelonging to an evil organization?!
Even if she is, aren't male deer \Nthe only ones that grow antlers?
By the way,\Nthat’s some incredible amount of snot…
Male
Temperature: 53.6 °f
Female
That’s disgusting!
UMA Deer Woman
And a bunch of animals are coming here\Nthinking she’s dead meat!
Is she some kind of new UMA?
The Mysterious Deer Woman
Or a monster from an evil organization?
Either way, that's an\Nincredible amount of snot.
Current temperature is 12°C.
Gross!
And now, animals have started to gather,\Nthinking she's carrion!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You wanna piece of me, huh?!\NCome on, come!
You wanna piece of me, huh? Come at me!
Why is she trying to pick a fight\Nin this situation?
Why is she trying to pick a fight\Nin this situation?
Actually, should I help her?
Should I help her?
She’s glaring at me like crazyyy!
She's staring hard at me!
The intensity of her gaze!
The intensity of her gaze!
If I get caught up in this, I’ll be late!
If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!
But I’m an honor student,\NI absolutely cannot be late!
Honor students cannot be late!
The best course of action is
I'll have to pretend I didn't see her
to pretend I didn’t see her\Nand hurry to school…
and hurry to school.
You’re going to leave me here…
You're going to leave me here?
You’re really going to abandon me\Nin this situation…
After seeing me like this,\Nyou're still leaving me here?
N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I’d never…
M-Me? Of course not!
Actually, you’re hanging there\Nof your own accord, aren’t you?
Not to mention, you just\Nsomehow ended up there, right?
And I’m in a real hurry here.\NI don’t have time to be playing around…
I'm running late.\NI don't really have time to play.
Tomorrow, the news will say:
Tomorrow, the news will say,
“A high schooler from Hino town got\Ncaughtin the electric wires and died”...
"A high schooler from Hino\Ngot caught in power lines and died."
From now on, every morning,\Nwhen you pass through this street,
From now on, you'll remember my face
You’ll remember my face.\NEvery single day you’ll think back
when you go down\Nthis street every morning.
and regret your choice, thinking:\N“I should have helped her down that day”...
You'll regret this every day, thinking,\N"I should've helped her that day."
Okay, I got it!
Okay! Fine!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
This girl’s damn heavy!
This girl is freakin' heavy!
Hey, Y... H, hmm,
You bastard—
excuse me, why were you up there?
Miss, what were you doing up there?
When I woke up this morning\NI was there already. I’ve no idea why…
I woke up this morning and there I was.\NI wonder why.
Seriously, tell me why!
Seriously, tell me why!
Thanks so much for helping me,\NI couldn have done it without you,
Thank you so much for helping me,
Miss delinquent.
Miss Delinquent.
No, don’t mention it..
Don't mention it.
Did you say “Miss delinquent”?!
"Miss Delinquent"?
Huh? Who’s a delinquent?!
Huh?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
You, girl.
You, Miss!
Wh-wh-what are you on about?!
Wh-What are you talking about?
Me? With this beautiful\Nand composed womanly appearance?
Me? With this beautiful\Nand composed womanly appearance?
A delinquent?! That’s p-p-p-preposterous!!
A delinquent? Th-That's not possible!
Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it…
Really?
Smell what?!
But you smell like one.
And my horns react to you.
Smell like what?
Wait, what kind of sensor is that?!
My antlers are reacting, too.
If I get mixed up with her,\NI’ll be in trouble.
What kind of sensor is that?
I-isn’t it just your imagination?\NMaybe you’re mistaking me for someone else…
I have to get away from this girl.
Oh, I got to get going!\NTry not to get caught up again, okay?
I-It must be your imagination.\NYou may be mistaking me for someone else.
Oof, that was close.\NI was so sure my disguise was flawless…
I'd better get going.\NTry not to get stuck again, okay?
How did she…?
That was close.
What the hell was with that girl?
I thought my disguise was perfect.
Okay, everyone, to your seats!
How did she...?
I have a transfer student\Nto introduce to you.
Who the hell was that girl?
A transfer student?\NI have a bad feeling about this…
Be seated, everyone.
I'd like to introduce\Na transfer student today.
A transfer student?\NI have a bad feeling about this.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Comiiing!
Coming!
I knew iiiit!!
I knew it!
Wh-why are you stuck again?\NLearn already, will ya?!
Huh?
You’re kidding, right?!
Wh-Why are you stuck again already?\NLearn from your mistakes!
Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.
You're kidding, right?!
Nroh! I’m Noko Shikanoko,\Nbut you can call me Nokotan!
Please introduce yourself, Shikanoko-san.
Notsu! I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan!
Nokotan!
Nokotan!
What a funny girl.
What a funny girl.
She’s a deer!
What a deer.
Why is everyone welcoming her normally?\NAm I the weird one here?
Why is everyone welcoming her like that?\NAm I the weird one here?
And you can sit…\NNext to Ms. Koshi, since it’s free there!
As for your seat...\NThe desk next to Koshi-san is open!
This is a common trope in school anime:\Nthe conveniently-free seat.
A common trope in school anime,\Nthe conveniently-empty seat.
That’s bad! if she says something weird,
This is bad. If she says something weird
my high school life\Nwill definitely be over!
my high school life will be over!
I have to make the first move here.
I have to make the first move.
G-good morning!
Good morning!
Oh, you’re that girl!
Hey, I saw you this morning.
So you’re a transfer student, huh?
So you're a transfer student?
I’m Torako Koshi. If you have\Nany questions, feel free to ask me!
I'm Koshi Torako. If you have\Nany questions, feel free to ask.
Thank you!
Thanks!
Huh? It seems like it\Nmight be fine after all.
Wait, maybe this will be okay after all.
Well, seems like\NI didn’t need to worry that much!
I guess I didn't need to worry so much.
You can call me however you want.
You can call me whatever you like.
Whatever I like?
I was just overthinking things.
Okay!
Miss Delinquent!
Miss Delinquent...
Huh?
Let's be friends, Miss Delinquent!
Koshi-san is a delinquent?
Koshi-san, of all people?!
There must be a mistake!
Hello?! A deer just joined our class\Nand you're choosing to focus on this?!
W-Wait, a delinquent?\NWhat are you talking about?
Please don't make false allegations.
My primal instincts are telling me\Nyou're a delinquent.
Are you a wild animal?!
Also, you're a virgin.
My antlers are reacting, too.
What kind of system is that anyway?!
Koshi-san's a virgin?
I knew it!
Really?
Really?
I was just overthinking things…
Stay out of this, you extras!
Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!
Wh-What proof do you have\Nthat I'm a virgin?
Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!
What? So you're not a virgin?
I hope we can get along well,\NMiss delinquent!
Well... that's...
Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?!
Koshi, of all people…?!
We heard that wrong, right?!
Hey! you had no reaction to a deer,\Nwhat’s with the surprise now?!
A d-d-d-delinquent, me?\NWhat are you talking about?
Could you please not make\Nfalse allegations?
My instincts are telling me\Nyou’re a delinquent, Miss.
Are you a wild beast?!
You’re also a virgin, aren’t you?
I mean, my horns are reacting to you.
What kind of system is that?!
So Ms. Koshi’s a virgin?
I knew Koshi had to be…!
Really?!
Stay out of this!!!
Wh-wh-what kind of proof\Ndo you have to claim I’m a virgin…?
Huh? then you’re not a virgin?
Well, that’s… erm…
Virginity confirmed.
Virginity confirmed.
It’s Ms. Koshi!
VIRGIN
NARA PARK\NTODAI-JI
NARA PARK\NKOFUKU-JI
It's Koshi-san!
She looks beautiful as always!
She looks beautiful as always!
Just now it seemed like my disgraceful\Npast was about to come to light…
My disgraceful past was\Njust about to come to light,
I’m doing well…
but it looks like I'm safe for now.
But I can’t let my guard down!
Though I can't let my guard down!
I have to make sure that deer\Nwon’t expose me as a former delinquent!
I have to make sure that deer\Nwon't expose me as a former delinquent!
To accomplish that,
To accomplish that,
I must make my move\Nbefore she starts saying anything the next…
I must make my move\Nbefore she opens her mouth again.
Is that a mountain of sweets\Non my desk for some reason?
Who put this mountain of snacks here?
No, wait! that cross-shaped package…\NThose are deer crackers!
Wait a minute... The way they're wrapped...\NThese are deer crackers!
“Deer crackers”.
"Deer crackers."
as you know, the soul food\Nof the nara prefecture people
The soul food of Nara Prefecture.
(there’s theories as to why).
(Opinions may vary.)
some students on their graduation trips\Nalways try to eat them for laughs but,
Students on their graduation trips\Noften eat them for laughs,
much like their taste, that joke\Nis a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
but much like their taste, the joke\Nis a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
The only one who would do this is…
Who would do this?
It definitely was her!!
It was her for sure!
wait, is she drooling?\Nwhat is she a merlion?!
Is that drool? What is she, a Merlion?
Erm, Shikanoko…?\NWhat’s the meaning of this?
Excuse me, Shikanoko-san. What is this?
Hn? that’s repayment.
I'm returning the favor.
That’s not what your face says!
That's not what your face says.
You saved me this morning,\Ndidn’t you, Miss?
You... whoopsies. \NYou saved me this morning, right?
That’s to say thanks.
That's to say thanks.
No, that was no big deal!\NThere’s no need to thank me…
That was no big deal.\NI don't need repayment.
You don’t like deer crackers?
What? Not satisfied with deer crackers?
That’s not the issue here…
That's not the problem.
Actually, why do you sound\Nso full of yourself all of a sudden?
Besides, why are you\Nsuddenly being condescending?
How about I give you a horn,\Njust this once, then?
How about I give you an antler then?
Can you take them off?!
They come off?
Here.
Here.
I don’t want that!!
I don't want that!
You can eat them, by the way.
You can even eat them.
D-does it taste good?\NNot that I’ll eat it, anyway.
D-Does it have a taste?\NNot that I'm going to try it...
They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!
No taste, no smell, super hard.
So you have to force yourself to eat it?!
But you eat it anyway?!
Tch, if that’s how it is…\NHere, but just this time.
If that's not enough... This is just for you.
I don’t want them!
I said I don't want it!
And sure, there’s that,
Maybe I'm not in the position to say this,
But also isn’t your identity\Ngoing to fall apart like that?
but you're ruining your own identity!
If you don’t have your horns,\Nyou’re just a common high school girl!
Without your antlers,\Nyou're just a regular high school girl!
For the one who saved my life…
For the one who saved my life,
I don’t even mind\Ndropping my entire character!!
I'm willing to\Nput my character on the line!
That’s too heavy!\NAnd it’s too early to get out of character!
Calm down!\NIt's too early to abandon your character!
It’s still the first episode, you know?
It's still the first episode.
You don’t want my crackers…\NYou don’t want my horns…
You don't want my crackers or my antlers.
They stick back…
They just stick back on?
Ah! Could it be that what you want…
Could it be?! What you're after is...
Is me?!
Me?!
(Me=Venison)
Me = Venison
Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?
Why do you assume\NI want deer-related things?!
Okay, I got it, you can eat me! …
Fine! Just eat me!
I’m not gonna eat you!\NAnd who are those people??
I'm not gonna eat you!\NAnd who are those guys?
I mean,\NI don’t have anything else I can give you!
I don't have anything else to give you!
Look, as you can see,\NI don’t have any money.
Look. As you can see,\NI don't have any money.
But you still have deer crackers?
You have more crackers?
Please, don’t make me give you anymore…
Please. I have nothing left to give.
Why are you acting\Nlike I’m extorting you or something?
Why are you acting like\NI'm extorting you?!
And for crackers, of all things!
And for crackers?
Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!
Crap, I let my true self show.
Hey, Nokotan!\NDid you know about Koshi already?
Hey Nokotan,\Nare you and Koshi-san friends?
You two sure look like you’re chummy!
You sure look like it!
Hey! wait, Nokotan?
Huh? "Nokotan"?
That’s my nickname! It’s cute, isn’t it?
That's my nickname! Cute, isn't it?
Obnoxious!
Wow, you're annoying.
You see, I was stuck on a power pole\Nthis morning, and Miss delinq--
You see, I was stuck on a utility pole\Nthis morning, and Miss Delin—
Shikanoko! I just remembered\Nour teacher wanted to see you!
Shikanoko-san!\NI remembered the teacher called for you!
(Do not run in the school hallway)
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY
Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here\Nso suddenly?
Oh, my. Koshitan, what are you thinking?\NBringing me to a place like this...
That's bold.
UNDER MAINTENANCE\NSTUDENT COUNCIL
How bold of you.
What are you imagining?!
What are you imagining?!
I should be asking you,\Nwhat did you imagine, Koshitan?
Oh? That's what I should be asking you.
Wh-what are you… I well…
What? I-I'm not...
Koshitan…
Koshitan...
You’re such a virgin!
Such a virgin.
Shut up?!
Shut up!
And what’s with that\N“Koshitan” all this time, huh?
And why are you calling me Koshitan?
It’s a nickname.
It's your nickname.
We’re Nokotan and Koshitan,\Nisn’t that great?
We're Nokotan and Koshitan. Nice, right?
Are we a comedy duo?!
Are we some kind of comedy duo?
Who said you could nickname me?
Who said you could give me a nickname?
Well, I’m stuck with Miss delinq...
Then we'll go with Miss Delinq—
Koshitan is okay.
Koshitan is fine.
Seems like it’s okay.
It was fine after all.
I mean, that doesn’t really matter anyway.
That doesn't matter anyway.
Now, about my real identity,
Now, about my true identity.
can you promise not to tell anyone,\Never, in no circumstances?
Do you promise\Nyou'll never tell anyone, ever?
I am an honor student here,\Nso it’d be bad for me
I happen to be an honor\Nstudent at this school
in many ways if anyone\Nfound out about my real identity.
and it'd be troublesome\Nif anyone found out.
If you do say anything…\Nit’ll not end well for you.
If you say anything,\Nit won't end well for you.
You got that?
Got it?
You mean…
UNDER MAINTENANCE\NSTUDENT COUNCIL
Your real identity is that you’re a virgin?
Your true identity...
You’re… Not wrong, but I don’t mean that!
Does that mean that you're actually a virgin?
Damn it…\NWhere do you get off, teasing me like that…
You're... not wrong, but no!
Listen up,\Nthose horns better be your only joke!
Damn it... Where do you\Nget off teasing me like that?
You’re right…\NThese are weird, aren’t they?
Listen up! Those antlers\Nbetter be your only joke!
(Indoor)
You're right...\NThese antlers are kinda weird.
E... Erm… No...
SHE'S INDOORS
I mean, of course a girl with horns\Nwould be really disgusting, right?
Well... no...
It’s like "What are you?",\N“Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn’t it?
A girl with antlers is totally gross.
I’m so sorry\Nif I made you uncomfortable.
What even is a deer, anyway?
I see… She’s probably heard horrible\Nthings about her appearance,
I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
and I…
I see...
Forget about being an honor student,\NI’m a complete failure as a human being!
She's lived through years\Nof people talking about her appearance.
I... I’m sorry!\NI don’t mind the horns at all!
And yet I...
So? We’re a-okay now, aren’t we?
Forget being an honor student.\NI've failed at being a human!
Koshitan wanted to ask\Nhow far her horns went,
I... I'm sorry!\NI don't care about your antlers!
but she was scared of the answer.
How about this?
Today was exhausting…
Koshitan, frozen with fear,
I still have to prepare\Nfor tomorrow’s classes when I get home.
was unable to ask where the horns started.
What was that noise?
Today was exhausting.
It came from there?
I still have to study for tomorrow.
Excuse me! is anyone there?
CREAK! CRASH!
I just heard an incredibly\Nloud noise, is everything oka...
What was that?
(Deer)
From over there?
D... do I call the police? A doctor?\NDetective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!
Excuse me! Is anyone in there?
Ah, Koshitan!
I just heard a loud noise and...
S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood?\NDid something happen?
DEER
Oh, it was my bad!
Do I call the police?! A doctor?!
I fell from the ladder,\Nand ended up scraping my knee!
Detective Conan? Er, no... Hajime-chan!
And your head? look at your head!
Hey, Koshitan!
What a cute band-aid!
Shikanoko-san, is that blood?\NDid something happen?
Shut up! And what are you doing\Nin this warehouse no one uses?
Oops, my bad.
I was cleaning!
I fell from the ladder\Nand scraped my knee!
What about your head?!
What a cute bandage.
Shut up!
What are you doing in this\Nabandoned warehouse anyway?
I was cleaning.
Cleaning? All by yourself?
Cleaning? All by yourself?
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
Alright, back to work!
All right, back to work!
Okay. I’ll help you!
Fine. I'll help you.
What? really?!
What? You will?
W, well, you’re hurt,
Y-You're hurt.
and who knows\Nwhat you’ll do if I leave you alone?
Who knows what'll happen\Nif I leave you here?
Yay! Thanks!
Yay! Thanks!
She's an unmistakable Tsundere.
She is, without a doubt, a tsundere.
Cleaning is such a chore,\Nbut you seem to be having fun, huh?
Cleaning is such a chore,\Nbut you seem to be having fun.
I mean, I’m doing it with you, Koshitan!
Because I'm with you, Koshitan!
Y, you’re exaggerating!\NWe’re just cleaning!
Huh?! That's too much. We're just cleaning.
Even cleaning can be this much fun\Nwhen you do it with someone!
Even cleaning can be fun\Nwhen you do it with a friend.
Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!
It looks much cleaner already!
Mrs. Ukai?
Ukai-sensei?
Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!
Sensei, notsu!
Hey there, nroh!
Hey there, notsu!
So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?
Did you help her, Koshi-san?
Thank you! It must’ve been hard.
Thank you! It must've been hard.
Oh, not at all!\NIt was pretty easy!
Not at all! It was a piece of cake.
I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be\Njoining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!
I'm so glad you'll be joining\Nthe Deer Club too, Koshi-san!
Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?
Of course— What now?
Well, then, like I promised,\Nyou can use this place however you like.
Deer Club?
Yaaay!
Just as I promised,\Nfeel free to use this room as you like!
Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?!\NAnd why am I joining?!
Hooray!
What? You didn’t hear about it?
Wait! What in the world is the Deer Club?\NAnd who said I'd be joining?
I founded the Deer Club here!
What? You didn't hear about it?
What the hell kinda club is that anyway?
I founded a Deer Club!
I promised her that if she cleaned up\Nthe place she could use it as a clubroom.
What the hell kinda club is that?
-Riiiiight?\N-Riiiiight?
I promised her that if she cleaned up\Nthis place, she could use it as a club room.
“Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!
- Right?\N- Right?
And ugh, It’ll be seriously bad for me\Nif I get sucked into that senseless club!
"Right," my butt!
I’m so relieved,
More importantly, I can't be seen\N in a crazy club like this!
Ms. Koshi! you’ve got it together,\Nand you’re very caring, after all.
I'm so relieved.
Like an older sister!
You're so responsible and caring, Koshi-san.
Since you’re so cheerful and kind,\Nthis looks like it’ll be a fun club!
Like a reliable older sister!
It’ll be like home for us!
You're so cheerful and kind,\Nso this is bound to be a fun club.
You’re also very smart, so you two might\Nas well get some sort of prize!
It'll be like home for us!
We might even get to nationals!
You're also very smart,\Nso you might win some kind of award!
If you’re joining, I’m sure\Nthe Deer Club will do incredible things!
We might even get to the nationals!
Leave it all to me!
With you on board, I'm sure\Nthe Deer Club will do incredible things!
Koshitan was easy to get.
Leave it to me!
Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure\Nyou fill in the club approval form.
Koshitan is a pushover.
Club name: Deer Club.
Okay, Shikanoko-san,\Nplease fill in the club approval form.
Club president: Torako Koshi.
'Kay!
Activities: mainly taking care of deer.
Club name, Deer Club.
Wait a minute!\Nwhy am I the club president here?
Club president, Koshi Torako.
-You’re the president, Koshitan.\N-You’re the president, Ms. Koshi.
Activities, mainly taking care of deer.
Like I said, why me? That’s weird!
Wait a minute!\NWhy am I the club president?
Isn’t this the Deer Club?
- You're the president, Koshitan.\N- You're the president, Koshi-san.
If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won’t be\Nthe president, then who else would?!
How am I the odd one out here?
That’s what you mean?!
It's the Deer Club, right?
But look, here it says the deer club\N“mainly takes care of deer”, right?
There's a literal deer girl right here.\NWhy not make her president?
Huh? yeah…
I see what you mean.
I’ll be the Deer Club’s\Nresident deer, you see…
But here it says that\Nthe Deer Club mainly takes care of deer.
What’s a resident deer?
Huh? Yes, it does...
Club member
I'll be the Deer Club's\Nresident deer, you see.
The Deer Club's resident deer?
Deer
And the president cares for her!
And the president cares for her!
That’s you, Koshitan!
That's you, Koshitan!
I’m not on board with that!
I'm not on board with that.
What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway?\NIs this an agricultural school?!
What kind of club takes care of deer?\NIs this an agricultural school?
Here, submitted.
Here. Submitted!
And it’s definitely accepted.
Okay! And submission accepted!
you work too fast!
That easily?!
Well, then, president, I’m counting on you\Nto look after Ms. Shikanoko
President, I'm counting on you\Nto look after Shikanoko-san.
I’ll be in your care!
I'll be in your care.
okay.
Okay.
Since she said “leave it to me”\Nwith such a great smile,
Having said,\N"Leave it to me!" with a smile,
Koshitan couldn’t take it back now.
it was too late for Koshitan to back down.
The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!
DEER CLUB\NSEEKING NEW CLUB MEMBERS
Things got way too out of hand,\Nfor just one day…
The Deer Club is born! Yay!
I’ll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
This is an incredible turn\Nof events for one single day.
It’s okay, I guess.
I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
Well then, should we begin\Nwith a good brushing?
Well, whatever.
You’ve gotta be kidding!
I guess you can get started\Nby giving me a good brushing.
And what’s with that\Nscrubber-like brush?
You've gotta be kidding!
It’s for animal use.
And what's with the weird brush?
Okay, I have no choice then!
It's for animals.
Nroh!
Fine! Let's just get it over with.
Dammit, why do I have to do this…?
Notsu!
Jeez, you’re going to make me do\Nthis every club meeting, arent you?
Damn it. Why me?
Damn you, you pest!
Damn it... Am I going to\Nhave to do this all the time?
S-so scary!
Damn you, you vermin!
I don’t know what’s going on,
Y-Yikes!
but it seems\Nthe Deer Club’s fight is just beginning!
I have no idea what's going on,
but it appears\Nthe Deer Club's fight is just beginning!