Muromi-san (2013) - S01E02 - CR vs FFF (Vivid)

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You're the one who stopped the \NMongol invasion of Japan?
You're the one who stopped\N the Mongol invasion of Japan?
Ships sink when we sing.
Well, our singin' been\N.known ta sink ships.
Are you the Lorelei or something?!
Who are you, the Lorelei?!
And why are you messing around \Nwith Japan's history?
And why are you messing\N around with Japan's history?
I saved Japan in the end, so who cares?
I saved Japan in the end,\N so who cares?
Oh yeah, Muromi-san...
Oh yeah, Muromi-san...
The Mongol invasion happened \Nabout eight hundred years ago.
The Mongol invasion took place\N.about eight hundred years ago.
How old are—
How old are—
I told you not to ask a \Nlady stuff like that!
Didn't I say never ta\N ask a lady her age?!
Takkun, do you have a cell phone?
Takkun, d'you have a cell phone?
I do...
I do...
Lemme see, lemme see.
Lemme see, lemme see!
What are you gonna do with it?
What are you gonna do with it?
It's not like I have any \Ninteresting texts on it.
It's not like I have any\N.interesting texts on it.
Just lemme see.
Just lemme see.
Here you go.
There.
I gave you my number and email address.
I gave you my number\N and email address.
Now we can talk to each other anytime.
Now we can talk ta each\N.other anytime we want.
Hold on a second!
Hold on a second!
There are too many questions here...
This raises way too many questions!
Actually, I can't really \Nthink of what to ask.
But I'm so overwhelmed, I can't even think of what to ask first.
Everyone has a cell phone nowadays.
Aw, c'mon. Everyone's got\N.a cell phone nowadays.
I'm sure there are waterproof, \Nshell-shaped cell phones out there.
I'm sure there must be waterproof, shell-shaped cell phones out there.
It's not like you should \Nreally be surprised here.
Nothin' ta be surprised about, right?
I gave you my info, so text me?
I gave you my info, so text me, 'kay?
I don't really text that much.
I'm not too big on\N.the whole texting thing.
I only use my phone when \NI have to, really.
I only use my phone\N.when I have to, really.
Just send me anything.
Just send me anythin'.
Like what you had to eat, \Nor what you're watching on TV.
Like what you had ta eat, or\N.what you're watchin' on TV.
I wouldn't mind some sexts either.
I wouldn't mind a\N.bit of sextin' either.
That's not happening!
That's not happening!
If you want some special \Npictures of mine, you'll—
There's some special\N...pictures in it for you—
I don't need any!
No, thank you!
I want to know what \Nyou're usually up to!
I wanna know what you're up to, 'kay?
Fine.
Fine, fine.
I'll do what I can.
I'll see how I go.
See you later!
Later!
Why didn't you send me any texts?!
What happened to textin' me?!
Uh...
Uh...
I wasn't really sure what to send you.
I wasn't really sure what to send you.
I sleep at night, and my phone's \Nturned off when I'm at school.
I sleep at night, and I have to turn my phone off at school.
I sent you 372 texts that hit the \N5000 character limit.
I sent you 372 texts that\N.hit the 5,000 character limit.
You sent too many, and \Nthey were all too long to read.
Why didn't you send anything back?!
Why didn't you send anything back?!
You sent too many, and they\N.were all too long to read.
Takkun, you jerk!
Takkun, you jerk!
Secret technique: Purple Sea Urchin Ball #1!
Secret technique: Purple Sea Urchin Ball #1!
That was close!
That was close!
Good bye urchin!
Have a nice urchin!
Forget you!
Screw you!
She's going off in a butterfly of anger.
There she goes, swimming the\N.butterfly stroke of anger.
Was there really a reason \Nto get that mad?
Was this really worth\N.getting so mad about?
I guess I'll just apologize \Nnext time I see her.
I guess I'll just apologize\N.next time I see her.
That's Takkun?
That there's Takkun?
He doesn't understand how \Na girl thinks at all.
He doesn't understand us girls at all.
Right?
Right?
Hey, Muromi-san.
Hey, Muromi-san.
What is it, Sumida-san?
What's up, Sumida-san?
You've been typing for a long time.
You sure have been\N.typing for a long time.
Texting that human boy \Nyou were talking about?
Is it to that human boy\N you were talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We ended up fighting and going our \Nseparate ways when we talked last.
Last time we talked, we got in a big fight'n I stormed off.
"So here's a quiz for you."
"All right! Pop quiz!"
"Where do you think I am right now?"
"Where d'you think I am right now?"
"The correct answer is the Maldives."
"Time's up! The answer is 'the Maldives.'"
"Have you heard of the Maldives before?"
"Have you heard of 'em before?"
"It's on the lower left side of India."
"They lie ta the southwest of India."
I want things to be normal \Nnext time I see him.
I want us to be back to\N normal the next time we meet.
"The ocean here is beautiful."
"The ocean here's beautiful."
"I guess you'd call it cider blue."
"I guess you could describe it as 'cider blue.'"
"The sunset's really romantic, too."
"The sunset's really romantic too."
"I'd like to watch it with you sometime."
"I wanna watch it with you one day."
"I'll be back tomorrow."
"I'll be back tomorrow."
"I'll bring you back something."
"I'll bring you a souvenir, kay?"
Guys really go for it if you \Nuse hearts in your texts.
Guys really go for it if you\N.use hearts in your texts.
You're pretty into this guy, \Neven though he's a kid.
You're pretty into this guy,\N even though he's a kid.
Time for a service shot.
Time for a spicy li'l snapshot.
And send.
And sent.
So, things looking good with him?
So, things looking good with him?
I'm not sure...
I dunno...
He's still a boy, you know?
He's still a boy, y'know?
Oh, he responded!
Whoa, he responded!
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
"Okay."
"Okay."
That's not going anywhere.
Doesn't look good to me.
Looks like my first big one in a while!
Looks like my first big one in a while!
It's Muromi-san again?!
What? Muromi-san again?!
Ouch.
Ouch.
You're Takkun, right?
You're Takkun, right?
Muromi isn't here yet?
Muromi isn't here yet?
I can't get this out.
Oh my, it's stuck.
There's a hook on this.
I think there's a hook on this.
I thought you might \Nbe with Muromi-san.
I thought you might be with Muromi-san.
I'm surprised that I'm not \Nvery surprised anymore.
In fact, I'm surprised that this doesn't surprise me anymore.
I guess I'll ask...
I guess I'll ask...
Who are you?!
Who the heck are you?!
Me?
Me?
I'm Levia.
The name's Levia.
I'm meeting up with Muromi here today.
I'm meetin' up with Muromi here today.
Meeting up with her?
Meeting up with her?
She told me to meet at the fishing boy.
She told me we'd meet up by the boy who's always fishin'.
She's treating me like that \Ndog statue in Shibuya
What am I supposed to be,\N that dog statue in Shibuya?
that people use as a meeting spot.
Looks like you guys beat me\N.ta the introductions.
It looks like you guys have \Nalready introduced yourselves.
Oh, Muromi! It's been so long!
Oh, Muromi! It's been a while!
Yeah, been ages!
It's been a while!
Been a while!
How do you two know each other?
How do you two know each other?
Are you sisters?
Are you sisters?
Levia-san's my elder from back home.
Levia-san's my elder from back home.
She's helped me out a lot.
She's helped me out a lot.
Back home?
Back home?
Where are you from, Levia-san?
Where are you from, Levia-san?
Kokura.
Kokura.
Oh, that's why you say \Nstuff like Lum-chan.
Oh, so that's why you talk like Lum-chan.
Kokura
This is Kokura!
This is Kokura!
Wait... Levia-san...
Wait... Levia-san...
San...
San...
Huh?!
Huh?!
The Leviathan!
The Leviathan!
Why did you start screaming \Nout of nowhere?
Why'd you start screamin' outta nowhere?
You didn't really have to go \Nout of your way to say that.
Oh my, please don't\N.make a fuss about that.
The Leviathan.
The Leviathan.
A giant sea monster referenced \Nin the Christian Old Testament.
A giant sea monster\N.referenced in the Old Testament.
It has tough scales and sharp teeth, \Nand breathes fire from its mouth.
It has scales like iron and teeth like razors, and breathes fire from its mouth.
The real thing doesn't quite \Nmatch the description.
The real thing doesn't quite\N.live up to the description.
No, when she goes into combat mode,
Nah, when she goes into combat mode,\N she grows huge and breathes tons o' fire.
she gets bigger and breathes lots of fire.
It's been a few hundred years since I last transformed, though.
I haven't transformed for \Nthe past few hundred years.
I think I've got a picture of Levia-san in action on my cell here.
I should have a picture of Levia-san \Nin action on my cell here.
Gimme a sec.
Hold on a second.
Oh, don't. It's embarrassing.
Oh, don't. It's embarrassing.
How many centuries have you had \Nphones with cameras, anyway?
Did your camera phone\N even exist centuries ago?
Here it is.
Here we go.
This is Levia-san.
This is Levia-san.
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool, huh?
What's going on in this picture?!
What's going on in this picture?!
Levia-san, do you remember?
You remember, Levia-san?
Oh, I remember that.
Oh, I do remember that.
That sure brings back memories.
My, that sure brings back memories.
That was from back when we \Ndestroyed the Mu continent.
It was from back when we destroyed the Mu continent, right?
When the people from Mu
When those folk from Mu used their\N.super-advanced science to challenge the gods,
used their super-advanced science to \Nattempt to overthrow the gods,
I was the head of the attack party.
I was the head of the attack party.
Yeah, we were helping out the Olympus \Ndeities and the Valhalla Federation.
Yeah, we were helpin' out the gods from\N.Olympus and the Valhalla Federation.
Didn't Odin and Zeus sink the \Ncontinent by working together?
Didn't Odin and Zeus work together to sink the continent?
That really brings back memories.
My goodness, that does take me back.
I remember that.
It's like it was only yesterday.
They're talking about \Ndivine retribution...
Now they're talking\N...about divine retribution...
Anyway, that's enough reminiscing.
Anyway, that's enough reminiscin'.
Levia-san, where do you want to go?
Where d'you wanna go, Levia-san?
I want to head to Kagoshima.
I was thinkin' of Kagoshima.
I want to have some of \Nthat Shirokuma dessert.
Been hankerin' for some\N.of that Shirokuma dessert.
Shirokuma is shaved ice, you know?
Shirokuma's a kind\N.o' shaved ice, y'know.
Takkun, you wanna come?
Takkun, you wanna come?
I'm good.
I'm good.
The Satsuma area there \Nis known for its pigs.
The Satsuma area there's\N.known for its pig farming.
The sweet potato wine is excellent.
They got this sweet potato\N wine that's ta die for!
That sounds good.
My, that sounds delightful.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
There were a lot of myths in there...
There were a lot of myths in there...
Muromi-san!
Muromi-san!
Who was playing with fireworks and \Ndidn't clean up after themselves?
Who left all these\N burned-out fireworks here?
You know you're refined when \Nyou're playing with fireworks
Playin' with fireworks in broad daylight feels mighty refined, wouldn't you say?
when it's still light out.
It was you guys!
It was you guys!
Oh, Takkun. You should join us.
Oh, Takkun. Won't you join us?
That was dangerous! God...
That was dangerous, dammit!
You shouldn't point a lighted \Nrocket-style firework at someone.
Don't ever point lit fireworks\N at other people!
Gosh, you're such a downer.
Oh my, you're no fun at all.
Pick up all the trash you've \Nleft and put it in here!
Pick up all the trash you've\N left and put it in here!
Hurry up!
Move it!
R-Right!
R-Right!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
You don't normally use \Nthat tone of voice.
I don't normally hear you yellin' like that.
Of course I'll get mad if you foul up
You made a mess of\N the place I go to relax!
the place where I spend my free time.
Why wouldn't I be mad?
Why would you mess up the ocean when you're
And why would you mess up the ocean when you're the ones who'll suffer most if it gets dirty?
the ones who'll be hurting most if it's dirty?
Well, we were talkin' about lightin' fireworks\N...and stuff, and one thing led ta another...
Well, we started talking about doing \N fireworks, and got all excited...
I wanted to try it again\N...for old times' sake, you see...
After kind of reminiscing, I wanted \Nto give it a shot, too, so...
They're so pretty, Sis!
Onee-tan, they're pretty!
Yay, fireworks!
Yay, fireworks!
Tamaya!
Burn, baby, burn!
It's nice to watch some \Nfireworks while drinking beer.
Ain't nothin' better than\N.a beer durin' the fireworks.
Pretty refined.
Feels mighty refined, if you ask me.
Wait, those aren't fireworks, \Nthat's the Battle of Troy!
Those aren't fireworks,\N that's the Battle of Troy!
And with the "Tamaya" shouting \Nand the canned beer...
And you lot were yelling "burn, baby,\N...burn" and drinking canned beer...
We picked up all the trash.
We picked up all the trash.
Oh, good work.
Oh, good job.
So you two aren't scared of fire?
So you two aren't scared of fire?
Animals are usually afraid of it.
Animals are usually afraid of it.
I guess Levia-san would \Nbe an exception there.
Well, I guess Levia-san wouldn't be.
What about you, Muromi-san?
What about you, Muromi-san?
I like fireworks because they're pretty.
I like fireworks 'cos they're pretty.
But I don't really have a lot \Nof good memories with fire.
But I don't have too many\N.fond memories 'bout fire.
Oh, are you talking about that time?
Oh, like back then?
What?
What?
I got forced into a witch trial \Nbecause my bottom half is fish.
I ended up bein' tried as a witch\N.'cos I was half girl, half fish.
In France in the middle ages.
That was in France\N.back in the middle ages.
Fire doesn't really affect me,
Fire doesn't really do much ta me,
but there were some pretty \Ntraumatic things that happened.
but it was kinda traumatic all the same.
The humans there were \Nscarier than the fire!
The humans there\N were scarier than the fire!
Well, as punishment, I rained \Nfire down on everyone involved.
Well, I think they realized the error of their ways once I rained down fire and brimstone on everyone involved.
I think that's why the witch \Ntrials were abolished, right?
I do believe that's why the witch\N.trials were abolished in the end.
You're the scariest one of them all.
You're the scariest one of them all.
Anyway, I think I'm going to get going.
Anyway, it's high time I got going.
I had plenty of fun here in Japan.
I had lots of fun here in Japan.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I was thinking of relaxing in Northern \NEurope while watching aurora borealis.
I was thinkin' I might relax for a spell in Northern\N.Europe while watchin' the aurora borealis.
You lead a life so slow, it makes me jealous.
Your life sounds so easy\N.that it makes me jealous.
Muromi, stay well.
Take care of yourself, Muromi.
If you need me for anything, \Ncall me anytime.
If you need me for anythin',\N just say the word.
People don't see each other \Noff like that in Japan...
You don't see farewells like that\N...very often around here...
Takkun, you too!
Takkun, you too!