Ping Pong the Animation (2014) - Commie vs eli

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The zipper was up top, but the fly was wide open!
The zipper was up top, but the fly was wide open!
Someone pointed it out, but I ignored them.
Someone pointed it out, but I ignored them.
I was like that for almost four hours after second period ended.
It was like that after the end of second period for almost four hours.
And nobody told me!
No one said a thing to me the whole time!
Ain't that funny, Smile?
Ain't that funny, Smile?
Yeah, it's funny.
Yeah, it's funny.
You seriously never smile.
You seriously never smile, man.
Where's Peco today?
Where's Peco?
Dunno.
Dunno.
If he's not here, Oota will start griping again.
If he's not here, Ota-san will start griping again.
Yeah, you two are a thorn in his side.
You two are like thorns in his side. You know that, right?
Do you get that?
Whatever.
Whatever.
C'mon, man! Peco only listens to you, and thanks to Peco, we're—
C'mon, man! You're the only one Peco listens to.
Because of Peco, we're—
Hey, first-years! Quit flapping your gums!
Hey, first-years! Quit flapping your gums!
The third-years are here!
The third-years are here!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Tsukimoto Makoto (Smile) Right shakehand\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Pips-in, both sides Attacking chopper\h
Come on! Let me hear you, first-years!
Come on! Let me hear you, first-years!
Captain Yamada.
Captain Yamada.
What is it?
What is it?
Has that chopper with the glasses always been on our team?
Has that chopper with the glasses always been on our team?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
He's one of the two up-and-comers who joined this year.
He's one of the two up-and-comers who joined this year.
The other's skipping practice.
The other one's skipping practice.
Please, Mr. Koizumi, give him a talking-to.
You should scold him a bit, Koizumi-sensei.
The penhold kid with the bowl cut?
The penhold kid with the bowl cut?
Yes.
That's him.
If he doesn't wanna practice, get him to quit.
If he doesn't wanna practice, just tell him to quit.
We can't do that.
We can't do that.
He's our star player.
He's our star player.
What about Mr. Glasses over there?
What about Mr. Glasses over there?
Tsukimoto's good, for sure.
Tsukimoto's good, for sure.
He's no match for Hoshino, though.
But he's no match for Hoshino.
You're kidding...
You're kidding...
Peco's probably at the table tennis hall near Odakyuu Station.
Peco's probably at the table tennis hall near Odakyu Station.
That's not what I'm asking.
That's not what I'm asking you.
I'll draw you a map. You go.
I'll draw you a map. Please go by yourself.
What was that?!
What was that?!
I'm not Peco's guardian.
I'm not Peco's guardian.
If you keep talkin' like that, I'm seriously gonna haze you!
You keep talkin' like that and I'll seriously haze you!
Is Mr. Oota angry?
Is Mr. Ota frustrated?
Yes. Since Hoshino and Tsukimoto came along, he's not a starter anymore.
That's right. He lost his spot as a regular after Hoshino and Tsukimoto joined.
They know they're better than us.
Those two know they're better than us.
It makes them cocky.
It makes them uppity.
You're new here, aren't you?
You're new, aren't you?
Yeah, but I've been playing for ten years.
Yeah, but I've been playing for ten years.
I'm sure I can beat a kid like you.
I'm sure I can beat a kid like you.
That's not what I meant.
That's not what I meant.
I don't play people who don't bet.
I don't play people who don't bet.
Bet what? Money?
Bet what? Money?
Old lady, I'm borrowing table four!
Old lady, I'm gonna use table four.
I don't rent tables to gamblers.
I don't rent tables to gamblers.
Hear that?
Hear that?
A thousand yen per game.
A thousand yen per game.
And FYI, I go by "Peco" around here.
I go by Peco around here, by the way.
You can call me that too.
You can call me that too.
But if I win, you add a "mister."
Hoshino Yutaka (Peco) Right penhold Pips-out\h\h\h \hModern defender\h
That's Mister Peco to you!


Yeah!
Yeah!
Damn it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Quit messing around!
Quit messing around!
What does it matter, as long as I win?
What does it matter as long as I win?
Hey, Smile.
Hey, Smile. It's been a while since you last visited.
You don't drop by often.
Who's that?
Who's that?
A newcomer.
A newcomer.
Said he made it pretty far in middle school.
Said he was ranked pretty high in middle school or something.
But he plays like a rich college kid.
But he plays just like some rich college kid.
You're making a fool out of me!
Quit making a fool out of me!
Having fun at your club?
Having fun at your club?
Not really.
Not really. The game is the same wherever I play it.
The game is the same wherever I play it.
That's not true, Smile.
That's not true, Smile.
I didn't want you to go to that school. You deserve better.
I wish you hadn't gone to that crappy school.
Don't think too highly of me, old lady.
Don't think too highly of me, old lady.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I don't like it when people do that.
I don't like it when people do that.
Did you think over my offer to coach kids?
Did you think over my offer about coaching kids?
I can't teach kids.
I can't teach kids.
I never know what they're going to do, and I don't like them.
I never know what they're going to do. Plus, I hate kids.
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
No bounce...
No bounce...
It's about three centuries too soon for you to challenge me.
It's three centuries too soon for you to challenge me.
What were my ten years of effort for?!
What was the point of my ten years of hard work?!
Hard work is for chumps with no talent.
Hard work is for chumps with no talent.
Once I'm out of high school, I'm going to Europe.
Once I'm out of high school, I'm going to Europe.
If I make it to the top, this place'll gain some prestige, right, old lady?
If I make it to the top, this place'll gain some prestige, right, old lady?
That's the same cliché all snotty-nosed kids use, Peco.
That's the same old cliché all snot-nosed kids spew, Peco.
Come to the club tomorrow, Peco.
Come to club practice tomorrow, Peco.
Leaving already?
Leaving already?
You're not gonna play?
You're not gonna play?
I don't care either way,
I don't care if you come or not,
but they asked me to tell you, so I did.
but they asked me to tell you, so I did.
It must be exhausting to live like that.
It must be tiresome living like that.
I do like that side of him,
He does have some good points,
but even I don't want him to be like that forever.
but even I hope he doesn't act like that forever.
We're not in middle school anymore.
We're not middle schoolers anymore.
Do you call him "Smile" because he never smiles?
Do you call him "Smile" because he never smiles?
Is he good?
Is he good?
He's been my friend for a long time,
He's been my friend for a long time,
so that's Mister Smile to you.
so that's Smile-san to you.
So why don't you smile, Tsukimoto?
Why don't you smile, Tsukimoto?
Are you makin' fun of us or what?
Are you making fun of us?
Let it go, Oota.
Let it go, Ota.
It makes me tired.
It's tiring.
Laughing. Getting angry.
Smiling. Getting angry.
Well, aren't you cool!
Well, aren't you cool!
Don't be stuck-up.
Get off your high horse.
C'mon, give it a rest.
C'mon, give it a rest.
This is an order from your elder.
This is an order from your senpai.
Laugh.
Smile.
Dropping out of the womb a year earlier sure makes you high-and-mighty, doesn't it?
Dropping out of the womb a year earlier sure makes you high and mighty, doesn't it?
Moron! Don't!
Cut it out, moron!
That first-year's totally picking a fight.
That first-year is totally pickin' a fight with us, talkin' like that.
You wanna fight? I'll fight!
Bring it on then!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Now, now.
Now, now.
Calm down and go back to practicing.
Calm down and go back to practicing, c'mon.
I asked you a question, idiot.
I asked you a question, blockhead.
What?!
What?
Hoshino, stop.
Hoshino, you lay off too.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Ribbit, ribbit.
They're jealous because they can't beat you at table tennis.
They're jealous because they can't beat you at table tennis.
If you keep drinking condensed milk, you'll get diabetes.
You'll get diabetes if you keep chugging condensed milk like that.
Let's ditch this pathetic practice and go to Tsujidou Academy instead.
Let's ditch this pathetic practice and go to Tsujido Academy instead.
You know, to see China.
Let's go see China.
China?
China? You mean the ringer they brought in from China?
You mean the ringer they brought in from China?
That has nothing to do with us.
That has nothing to do with us.
Smile, you're such a typical type B.
Smile, you're like the poster child for type B blood, man.
Really?
That so?
If he played first string in his province,
If he played first string in his province,
that means he's at the same level as the national teams of other countries.
then he's about the same level as the national teams of other countries.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, everybody.
Is everyone here?
Is everyone here?
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Look. Koizumi's turned up now because you took so long.
Great, now Koizumi's here. It's your fault for dragging your feet.