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There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless... (2025) - S01 - Honorifics vs Non-Honorifics

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▶ Theres.No.Freaking.Way.I'll.Be.Your Lover!.Unless.S01E01.1080p.BluRay.Opus2.0.x265-Headpatter

My apologies,

but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.

Oh no.

I'm screwed.

I totally messed up my last response and ruined the mood.

What do I do, what do I do? How can I fix this?

You know that show that aired yesterday?

The romance one?

TV shows? I don't really watch live action...

Yeah.

I saw it.

It was great!

But I have to say something!

Oh yeah, there's this hilarious video going around.

A video?

Lemme look it up now!

Did you pack your lunch yourself? That's amazing.

Huh? We switched topics?!

Oh, it's not a big deal, really.

What? Lunch now?

Mai, look at this!

Wait, this is all happening too fast.

Lunch!

Umm!

What?

You okay?

Rena-chan?

Rena?

Sorry! I, uh...

I just remembered I have something to do!

Finish eating without me!

See ya later!

I barely made it out of there...

I can't keep this up.

No matter how hard I try,

I'll always be a socially awkward introvert.

Back in junior high,

I totally messed up the whole "having a social life" thing.

While all my old classmates were dating, making great memories, and thriving...

Look at what I became!

Is my life doomed?

No way, I can't let that happen.

I looked up how to become a normie,

fixed my appearance and speech,

practiced smiling,

and got into a school where no one knew me to completely reset my life.

Even my ultra-extroverted sister gave me the thumbs-up.

My mom was relieved, too.

I was full of enthusiasm, ready to fit in as an extroverted normie,

and then I had a fateful encounter.

Ouzuka Mai-san.

Ouzuka Mai.

Her mom's a famous fashion designer,

and she's a pro model.

She's a high school superstar!

Her nickname is The Utterly Flawless Super Darling, or Super Darling for short.

Um... nice to meet you.

I'm Amaori Renako.

Um, do you think we could be friends?!

Why, of course.

Thank you for coming to speak with me.

Let's be friends, Renako.

And so I joined Ouzuka's circle of friends.

But I was an ugly duckling among swans.

I hit my limit pretty fast.

The other four are all pretty, smart,

off-the-charts human beings with perfect social skills.

I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, just trying to follow their conversations

and keep smiling all day.

An introvert can't become a normie in just two months.

Like an overworked phone, my brain started overheating,

and I ran into a system failure.

The breeze feels so nice.

This is freedom.

Renako.

Don't you dare!

Huh?

I'm falling.

I won't let you do this!

Ouzuka-san?!

Ouzuka?!

You're safe now, Renako!

H-How do you know that?!

Because I'm lucky!

Luck is the most useless stat in every RPG!

I... survived...

See? I told you.

N-No sweat at all.

Your voice is shaking.

So even Ouzuka-san gets scared sometimes...

So even Ouzuka gets scared sometimes...

At any rate,

I'm glad I decided to follow you after you looked so off earlier.

At least you're safe.

Well, I wasn't actually planning to jump...

Huh? Then why'd you lean over the railing?

I was just enjoying the breeze, I guess.

Enjoying the breeze?

But you went over—

Because you came running right at me!

It surprised me, making me lean back and lose my balance...

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▶ Theres.No.Freaking.Way.I'll.Be.Your Lover!.Unless.S01E01.1080p.BluRay.Opus2.0.x265-Headpatter
My apologies,
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
Oh no.
I'm screwed.
I totally messed up my last response and ruined the mood.
What do I do, what do I do? How can I fix this?
You know that show that aired yesterday?
The romance one?
TV shows? I don't really watch live action...
Yeah.
I saw it.
It was great!
But I have to say something!
Oh yeah, there's this hilarious video going around.
A video?
Lemme look it up now!
Did you pack your lunch yourself? That's amazing.
Huh? We switched topics?!
Oh, it's not a big deal, really.
What? Lunch now?
Mai, look at this!
Wait, this is all happening too fast.
Lunch!
Umm!
What?
You okay?
Rena-chan?
Sorry! I, uh...
I just remembered I have something to do!
Finish eating without me!
See ya later!
I barely made it out of there...
I can't keep this up.
No matter how hard I try,
I'll always be a socially awkward introvert.
Back in junior high,
I totally messed up the whole "having a social life" thing.
While all my old classmates were dating, making great memories, and thriving...
Look at what I became!
Is my life doomed?
No way, I can't let that happen.
I looked up how to become a normie,
fixed my appearance and speech,
practiced smiling,
and got into a school where no one knew me to completely reset my life.
Even my ultra-extroverted sister gave me the thumbs-up.
My mom was relieved, too.
I was full of enthusiasm, ready to fit in as an extroverted normie,
and then I had a fateful encounter.
Ouzuka Mai-san.
Her mom's a famous fashion designer,
and she's a pro model.
She's a high school superstar!
Her nickname is The Utterly Flawless Super Darling, or Super Darling for short.
Um... nice to meet you.
I'm Amaori Renako.
Um, do you think we could be friends?!
Why, of course.
Thank you for coming to speak with me.
Let's be friends, Renako.
And so I joined Ouzuka's circle of friends.
But I was an ugly duckling among swans.
I hit my limit pretty fast.
The other four are all pretty, smart,
off-the-charts human beings with perfect social skills.
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, just trying to follow their conversations
and keep smiling all day.
An introvert can't become a normie in just two months.
Like an overworked phone, my brain started overheating,
and I ran into a system failure.
The breeze feels so nice.
This is freedom.
Renako.
Don't you dare!
Huh?
I'm falling.
I won't let you do this!
Ouzuka-san?!
You're safe now, Renako!
H-How do you know that?!
Because I'm lucky!
Luck is the most useless stat in every RPG!
I... survived...
See? I told you.
N-No sweat at all.
Your voice is shaking.
So even Ouzuka-san gets scared sometimes...
At any rate,
I'm glad I decided to follow you after you looked so off earlier.
At least you're safe.
Well, I wasn't actually planning to jump...
Huh? Then why'd you lean over the railing?
I was just enjoying the breeze, I guess.
Enjoying the breeze?
But you went over—
Because you came running right at me!
It surprised me, making me lean back and lose my balance...
I see.
So you nearly died because of me.
But thank you for worrying—
This is the biggest mistake of my life.
If only I wasn't so rash.
Wait, you don't have to be upset.
I don't really think it was your fault.
Actually, I wouldn't blame anyone.
I probably shouldn't have been on the rooftop in the first place...
Um, actually!
I'm really bad at talking in big groups!
You think you're bad at talking?
But you always seem so cheerful and outgoing.
Talking totally drains my MP, okay?
Your MP?
I'm terrible at small talk!
Unless I really focus, all your conversations feel like an Olympic-level basketball game where I never get the ball.
And when there's suddenly silence, I panic and start rambling,
totally hijacking the conversation!
You don't get it, do you? But I'm sure even you have these moments.
You know, lying awake at night, regretting everything you said!
You don't get that? Seriously?
That's why I ran up to the roof.
I was exhausted and just needed some alone time.
If I didn't, I'd quite literally die!
I see. I haven't been respecting your wishes at all.
Huh?
I thought you liked talking to me.
I had no idea I was pressuring you.
No, that's not it!
I like talking to you.
It just takes a lot of energy for me to do it.
But believe me, it's still fun.
I'm just not a natural at it like you guys are.
Okay. I understand.
I can't say I know exactly how you feel,
but I've definitely had times when I've felt the same way.
I am Ouzuka Mai, you know.
I'm lucky to have the privileges I do, and I put in just as much effort to keep up.
Or rather, I try to.
I like it when people enjoy being around me.
But sometimes I wonder...
Does anyone ever see the real me?
And then I feel lonely.
You do?
Sometimes it feels like “The Amazing Ouzuka Mai”
is just a character I'm playing for someone else.
I'm sorry!
I'm always trying to be perfect. I don't have the right to say such nonsense...
It's fine! If anything, that was kind of endearingly honest...
Her real self, huh?
I think it's the first time I've ever heard you complain about anything.
Well, I've never told anyone before, of course.
Did I disappoint you?
Huh?
No, not at all.
If even you have to try hard to always stay so positive,
then it makes me feel like I should try my best, too.
I really mean that.
But of course you'd get tired if you pushed yourself every single day.
Even if you mess up, I'd never think less of you.
Everyone makes mistakes. It's not a big deal.
I also think it's okay, really,
to take a break when you need it.
I've always wanted someone to say those words to me.
Ouzuka-san?
I don't know how to say this...
but I feel so happy right now.
I'm really glad I met you.
Huh?!
Ah, I mean...
I've always wanted friends.
Then let's be friends, Renako.
True friends.
Yeah. Let's be friends, Ouzuka-san.
I mean, Mai.
Oh, right.
The rooftop key.
The teacher let me have it because I'm part of your group.
Oh?
Let me know anytime you need a break.
This'll be our little secret.
Huh?
Oh. Yeah.
Rena-chan!
Are you okay?
You ran out of the classroom so fast.
Oh, um...
I was feeling a little off earlier,
so—
Sounds like you weren't feeling too well.
But you said you had something to do so none of us would worry, right?
Huh? Um...
Right?
Yeah.
She's legitimately the coolest.
Mai, the school's most beloved student,
was my secret friend.
And maybe, I'll even be her best friend one day.
Or so I thought.
On the rooftop the next day...
My apologies,
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
What?
Wait, what?
What happened to being friends?!
No, no, no.
No freaking way.
Why not?
You're not interested in someone else, are you?
That's not the point!
Isn't this all happening way too fast?
We only had that talk yesterday!
Exactly.
I've never shown my weak side to anyone before, but you accepted me for it.
Even after I went home, my heart wouldn't stop pounding
whenever I thought of you.
That was the most shocking moment I've ever experienced in my life.
Before I knew it, I realized—
I'm in love with you.
You have to be exaggerating.
No one would hesitate to comfort you if they saw you feeling down.
But it was you.
You were the one who was there for me in that moment.
I don't get how you got there.
If that was enough to make you confess, you're way too easy.
You're blushing.
I knew it! You do like me back!
No!
I'm your friend. I like you as a friend, okay?
That can't be right, Renako.
You like me romantically.
That baseless self-confidence of yours
is so annoying to put up with.
Why are you so reluctant? Is it because I'm a girl?
Well, I...
Mai's really cool.
I bet tons of girls would jump at a chance to date her.
But that has nothing to do with whether I like her or not.
So there's still a chance.
No, there's not! No freakin' way!
I want us to be friends, okay?
Best friends who can make the most of high school together.
And you can't do that with a girlfriend?
I can't!
Let me make myself clear.
I'm just going off what people say, but...
Couples get insecure over little things, or suddenly lose interest,
and if you break up, things get awkward since friends have to take sides, too!
I don't want something that unstable!
I've never been rejected so brutally in my life.
No, wait.
I'm not saying I don't like you.
I want to get closer to you.
Really?
Then, may I propose a compromise?
A compromise?
This is a total mess.
On any given day, we'll be lovers. On another, friends.
That'll let us test the merits of both roles,
not to mention we'll be competing to see whether we're better as friends or lovers.
Friends or lovers...
On the days when we're a couple, I'll show you what makes dating so wonderful.
And if even that doesn't work for you, I'll be nice and back off.
Because that means my charms weren't enough to win you over.
The reverse goes for best friend days.
The winner is the one who convinces the other
their option is better.
We've got one month.
That's until the end of June.
Even if I could never see us being in a relationship together...
No! I can't give up already!
I've come this far through sheer willpower.
I refuse to go back to being a loner! I'll win!
The best high school life is mine!
Hey! Hey! Ho!
And here I thought she was finally getting herself together...
Thus began my great battle with Mai!
It was the third day of our battle.
We decided that our relationship for each day
would be decided by which hairstyle Mai wore.
Tied up for friend days, worn down for girlfriend days.
Cut it out and put your hair up already, Mai!
You've had it down three days straight!
Not even a hint of bed head and as straight as a die.
Wouldn't it be a shame to tie it?
But then this is hardly a contest!
We were just friends for two whole months.
Isn't it only fair to even the score a little?
H-Hey! We're at school!
What'll we do if someone finds us?
I don't mind at all!
Do you really like me that much?
Yes. I'm in love with you.
The audacity...
She's unbelievable!
What are you, a golden retriever?
I seriously don't get what you see in me.
Oh, I see!
You're pretending to be insecure
so I'll feel bad and shower you with affection.
No! I'm being completely serious!
I'm not some needy attention-seeker!
You always do this!
Oh?
You're always so smug, acting like everything will go your way no matter what.
Well, you're wrong if you think you can just sweet-talk me into giving in!
I've gotta stay focused!
The old Renako, who always did her best to blend in and go with the flow, has no chance of beating Mai!
Really?
Now that you mention it,
everything does always seems to go how I want.
I'm not giving up, so could you back down instead?
Oh please, you're making me want to knock you off that high horse.
You're feisty.
Is that really something you'd say to the love of your life?
Probably.
Wanna stop being girlfriends?
Nope.
That makes me love you more.
How?!
It's thrilling when things don't go my way for once!
Please keep scolding me, Renako.
Stop giving me reasons to!
Welcome back.
Here's a question for you, Renako.
Who would you rather date?
Someone rich with average looks, or someone handsome but poor?
Just kidding!
It doesn't really matter how much money someone has, right?
Someone kind and caring is the best.
Whoever ends up dating you is going to be one lucky person.
Eh?
I can only smile when you compliment me like that.
She's such a cute angel...
If Ajisai-san had confessed to me instead of Mai...
I might've had a harder time deciding.
Hey guys, guess what!
Mai said she went to a hotel's VIP-only pool the other day.
Isn't that amazing? Totally nuts, right?
Pools, pools, love me some pools~
I didn't know you liked pools that much, Kaho.
Aren't you just jealous of Mai?
So beautiful!
Of course I am!
Let's go shopping today!
I can't, I'm busy.
Oh dear. Do you have something to do?
Studying.
Saa-chan, you'll be fine even if you don't study.
Come on, come on.
You're such a pain.
Rude!
You can try all you want, but I'll still beat you on the next test.
How dare you—Mai!
How about you, Rena-chan?
Huh?
Oh. I, uh...
O-Of course I'd love to come along.
I can't ever turn down an invitation from someone else.
It's a personal, unwritten rule stemming from my past mistakes.
I'm sure everyone wants to go together, but Satsuki has to study,
and I already have plans today,
so how about another day?
Oh-kay!
She said that to help me...
Because she's my girlfriend—
No, even a friend would do that.
Either way, that was kind of cool...
You'd better go home and study, too, Kaho.
We have a mini quiz tomorrow.
Okay!
I'm rooting for you, Satsuki.
Even if you'll never beat me,
I admire your persistent effort.
Why am I even friends with you?
Now now, you're childhood friends, aren't you?
Yeah.
And she's always been like this.
Then I guess we'll just call it a day?
Did something happen between you and Mai?
N-No, no way, absolutely nothing!
It hurts to hear you deny it like that.
Sorry...
She's making fun of me!
See, that's what I mean! Those flirty looks!
F-Flirty?!
Quit bothering Amaori.
You've got no chill when it comes to Mai.
That's 'cuz I'm a Mai-fan! See, I'm matching her color!
That egoist? All she's got going for her is her face.
Wow, Satsuki-san really is the only one who truly understands Mai.
But you know,
Kaho isn't completely off the mark.
Lately, Renako's been my favorite.
Oh my.
That's so unfair!
There, there.
Your face is bright red, Rena-chin!
Why does she like me so much?
Is this some kind of prank that popular girls like to play?
Or has Mai gone insane?
This is insane!
What is?
This whole situation, obviously!
When you said you already had plans,
you meant hanging out with me without me knowing beforehand.
That's right. Thanks for coming along.
I got shoved into a limousine!
But you said something like a café would be fine.
How is that anything like a VIP pool at a five-star hotel in an upscale neighborhood?!
The rosehip tea here is just so good.
I bet one cup costs like 2,000 yen...
There's not even a price listed...
Everything's free for members.
I signed you up too, so you can come here anytime.
You're gonna give me an ulcer!
I so wanted to complain about her outfit change,
but how could I when she looks like that...
So?
Wanna take a dip with me?
I came for the café, not the swimming.
But isn't a café with a pool way better than just a regular one?
That's like trying to order everything on the menu. Stop it!
There's no way I can wear a swimsuit
when Mai looks so good in hers.
Well...
I wasn't really planning on swimming anyway.
Says the girl who already changed.
I mean, if I went into the pool, I'd have to tie up my hair first.
And then I'd lose all my precious time with you on this date.
You're really committed to this, huh?
So let's make the most of our time right now.
It's just the two of us here.
Right...
I can't deny that this place is relaxing.
It's like I'm in a different world.
Um. Thanks, I guess.
Why are you suddenly being sweet?
You're so cute, Renako.
Sh-Shut up.
I was just thinking, like, this place is actually nice.
I'd never be able to come here on my own.
So thanks for bringing me.
What's with that smug face?
If you're happy, then I've done my job as your partner.
Yeah, yeah. But thanks.
You have good taste, if nothing else.
Maybe someday, once we've gotten a bit closer,
we'll swim together.
Are you sure you don't want a ride?
I said I'm good. Just make sure to tie your hair up tomorrow!
Switch back to friend mode.
Got it.
Today was fun.
Um...
Um...
I'm not some kind of hussy who you can kiss after dating for three days!
No, Mai, wait!
You're...
I would never force anything on you.
I'll leave it at this for today.
You really are too cute, Renako.
No! That's not what this is at all!
Dating is way too stressful!
I'm all anxious and self-conscious. This isn't fun at all!
You'd better watch out, Mai...
My turn's coming!
I'll show you the true joy of friendship!
▶ Theres.No.Freaking.Way.I'll.Be.Your Lover!.Unless.S01E02.1080p.BluRay.Opus2.0.x265-Headpatter
If Mai ties her hair up, we're in friend mode.
If she lets it down, we're in couple mode.
Or at least, that was the deal we made.
Since she finally wore it up today, I invited her over.
Is she really that excited?
Why though?
All I'm doing is inviting a friend over to my place...
Today, I'll prove that being friends is better than dating!
My room's nothing fancy. Just a simple space for a regular person like me.
Oh, wow. Thanks for inviting me.
It's got that... vibe, you know?
Everything here just feels so... Renako.
Wow, the people's princess is nervous!
What if she's shocked because my room looks like a middle school boy's?
If that's the case, I might actually cry.
As you can see, I'm into video games.
Wow, that's so you.
I've never gamed before, but it sounds interesting.
Can I watch you play?
Oh, Mai, how I adore you!
Let's play together!
I've always wanted to try co-op games.
You've never played with someone before?
Nope.
This actually is the first time anyone's ever come over.
Oh, really...
So I'm your first time.
Don't say it like that!
That's the wrong way, Mai!
You can refill your ammo over here!
Got it!
Zombie coming from the right!
I'm on it.
It's down!
I did it, Renako!
This is it! The harmony I've been longing for.
Mai's picking it up fast.
Almost annoyingly fast, really.
This really is the best way for us to be.
Best friends forever!
You having fun, Mai?
I had a total blast that day,
so I figured Mai felt the same way.
And yet...
Her hair's down!
Will she behave if she's in girlfriend mode?
Not like I have a good reason to say no...
Oh, shoot. Will it be okay...?
You look really down, Rena-chan.
Ajisai-san...
I was gonna study today, but then a friend asked me to hang out.
For me, between those two options I'd choose the friend.
You can always study later.
You're right.
Then I'll take her up on it.
Oh, nice. Got any plans?
Well...
Uhh...
You know when you headshot a zombie,
and their brain goo splatters everywhere? It's the best feeling ever!
Huh? Gross.
Ajisai-san's so kind-hearted,
it almost makes you wonder if she hides a secret dark side.
Rena-chan?
Oh, uh, we're just chilling at my place.
Oh, really? That sounds fun.
Still weird, but I guess it beats brain goo.
It sure does.
Yeah, this is fine. Maybe.
Uh...
My friend...
Nice to meet you.
My name is Ouzuka Mai.
O-Oh, uh...
Of course my plebeian mom would have the same reaction.
Th-Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
Yes, of course.
Are you sure she's really your friend?
Not some princess attending your school in disguise?
Renako-san and I have a very intimate relationship.
Did she really just say that?!
Mai and I are gonna play games, so stay out of my room!
Why did you say it like that?!
We do have an intimate relationship. As school friends.
Or did you think I meant something else?
That's fine, but...
I just wanted to play games with you, that's all.
Of course, same here.
So last time was just to make me let my guard down, huh?
No, I was just really nervous.
Then please, be nervous again today!
Once I try something, I usually get it down well enough to not stress about it.
Oh yeah?
Right.
Can we play this one next?
Instead of co-op today,
I think we should go head-to-head.
Even as friends, I want to beat Mai at least once,
and for her to admit defeat.
All right, let's do it!
How about this? The loser has to grant the winner any wish they want.
She's raising the stakes?!
N-No, wait!
F-Fine. Let's just play!
First to three wins, okay?
I knew I liked you for a reason.
Sorry, but I've got a serious gamer rep.
You're gonna need more than luck.
All right.
Here I go!
No way...
Looks like I win.
Wait, didn't you say you were new to video games?!
I bought a console after I left your house and practiced.
What do you think? Surprised?
Your talent and determination honestly scare me.
I didn't have much time, so I just focused on combos and a strong offense.
Damn you, Miss Perfect!
Your ego's taller than the Tokyo Skytree!
Now you owe me a wish, right?
Just don't ask for anything too crazy.
My mom's downstairs, remember?
Of course!
What was with that pause?
I'm always ready to jump on an opportunity if it comes up.
Cut it out!
Just tell me your wish!
Hmm... So many choices.
But if I had to pick...
...it'd be this.
That's honestly pretty tame. It's kind of suspicious.
Oh, a hug's not enough?
If you want something bolder, I'd love to feel up your boo—
Nope, a hug's good!
Fine by me!
Okay.
Then, Renako...
Okay, got it.
She's so pretty...
Here I come.
Y-Yeah...?
What is this...?
Oh no...
Renako...
I really like you, Renako.
C-C'mon. I get it already.
I really like you a lot.
I wish we could stay like this forever.
Th-That's a long time, don't you think?
Why would Ouzuka Mai do something like this...?
H-Hey, Mai.
What's up?
Do you, like...
actually have feelings for me?
You're asking this now?!
I always dreamed of being well-liked and popular.
But I've been an average girl my whole life.
Nothing special ever happens to me.
Having friends doesn't just happen naturally. You have to work for it.
So if someone showered me with affection,
I wouldn't know how to handle it.
You look like you've got a lot on your mind, Rena-chan.
Yeah... I guess I do.
Your hands are so cold.
They say cold hands mean dark thoughts.
W-Wait... does Ajisai-san have a crush on me?
No way, she's always touchy with everyone.
Right, she's an angel to everyone, not just me!
Honestly, I want to hang out just the two of us, but if I asked...
"Ew, gross. Don't flatter yourself, loser."
...I'd die if she rejected me.
Oh no, they're cold again!
I-I need to use the bathroom!
Okay, see you later.
Something feels off...
This is why I didn't want romance!
Ugh, I'm letting Mai mess with me too much.
Let's get some things sorted out.
What do you mean?
I want to know what you want from me as a girlfriend.
I'll list all the things I want us to do as best friends,
so you do it, too.
Okay, but I probably can't fit it all on one page.
Then just stick to the most important ones!
You finished?
Then let's do this.
Ready, and...
Go.
Stroke your hair. Hold hands.
Kiss. Bathe together. Wash your body. Wash your hair...
Mai, what's that?!
Have you only been after me for my body?!
If we're being totally objective,
someone seeking an alluring body wouldn't choose you.
That's so mean!
And I even wear an F cup! An F cup!
I want to be intimate with my lover,
both physically and emotionally.
Is that really so strange?
I always thought wanting a girlfriend was...
just a passing whim or something.
Oh.
Like you're sick of boys, so you're trying out girls instead.
Well, my lifestyle's pretty different from the average high schooler's.
Yeah, so...
When you hugged me, I suddenly really understood how you felt.
It shook me up.
Now you've got me all confused.
Can you lend me your hand?
What is this...?
It feels like it's not just our hands, our hearts are connected, too.
I want to touch the girl I love.
To me, being in a relationship
means there's physical intimacy as well.
I'm ready to do more than just kissing with you.
Girls can't do stuff like that!
If you want to learn the mechanics,
I don't mind spending a night teaching you.
Friends don't do things like that!
Oh right, I should've known. She's the Queen of Extroverts and a rich, hot model.
Of course she'd have a huge sex drive!
Let's hang out this weekend.
Not for a date, but as friends!
I could never say no to a request from you.
This time, I'll make Mai see I'm right.
I don't want some shaky relationship that needs to be handled delicately like a bomb.
What I want is someone I can lean on and support in return.
A best friend with just the right distance between us.
Thanks for coming all this way.
I planned the whole day, so let's have fun, okay?
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it!
This is so surreal.
I've got the super popular Mai all to myself...
What's with that smile?
Huh?
Are you really that happy to hang out with me?
Yeah. I guess I kinda am.
O-Oh. I see.
Well, in that case, I'm honored.
People sure do stare at you a lot, Mai.
Yeah, lots of people approach me because I model.
That's why I usually avoid crowded places.
Guess even being pretty and famous has its downsides.
Whoa, that blonde girl...
What's going on, Renako?
That was sudden.
I'll protect you today.
You'll... protect me?
Yeah. Leave it to me!
Even I can do things sometimes if I put my mind to it...
Well, I probably can.
Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that...
Then I'll let myself enjoy being a damsel today.
You're not a damsel.
You're my friend, okay?
W-Well, I guess this counts as BFF behavior. I'll allow it.
Let's move on to today's main event!
Which is?
A VR attraction!
We've only got two hours, so let's go all out!
Ooh, this one's good.
Think you can keep up, Mai?
As if I'd let you win!
I'm beat!
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
Even if I got a VR setup at home,
I couldn't recreate today's experience.
There's a special kind of fun that comes with a time limit,
some restrictions, and playing with a friend.
Exactly!
You finally get it!
But it'd be just as fun with a romantic partner.
So you don't get it.
With a partner, you get all self-conscious.
And then you worry about how you look and what they'll like or not like.
You've never even dated anyone...
That's why I'd rather stay friends.
If we were dating, we wouldn't have this much fun.
Yeah, I guess you have a point.
All right. Next up, shopping!
I'll make sure you have even more fun...
as my best friend.
I see.
I get it now.
So that's what being a friend means to you...
Huh?
Oh, no, never mind.
Seriously?!
Five minutes earlier and we'd have caught the train!
Mai, are you okay?
You're freezing!
Ah, oh no!
Let's move to the corner. People can see.
Sorry, do you mind if I make a quick call?
Huh?
Sure.
Hello, Mama?
Right now, I'm in...
"Mama," huh? That suits her.
Would you mind coming along with me?
Oh, sure. Where to?
A hotel.
Huh?
Umm... why'd I need to come, too?
It'd be rude to send my friend home soaking wet, don't you think?
Come on, you too.
Hurry up and get undressed.
Oh no.
I already called room service to get our clothes dried.
We're friends right now, just friends...
Look, your face is getting redder by the second.
Not for the reason you think!
No matter what we are, undressing in front of someone
this gorgeous is just too intimidating.
W-What? I took off my clothes.
You still have your cute pink undies on, too.
Huh?
I got them for 2,000 yen on sale, okay?!
No one asked about the price.
Now come on, the bath's ready.
You go first, Ouzuka-san...
Don't be silly.
Do you really think I'd soak alone and leave my best friend out here?
We're going in together.
Together?
What do you mean together?!
She's just my friend. Why am I overthinking this?
My emotions must be glitching out!
Sorry for dragging you to a hotel so suddenly.
Don't make it sound so weird.
Besides, you're always kind of pushy.
No matter what, I can't afford to get sick.
My mom needs help with work overseas next week.
Even though there are tons of gorgeous models worldwide,
she wants me specifically.
I'm taking time off school to go to France.
France?
Wow.
She's the reason I get to have all my privileges.
So of course I need to do what she asks in return.
It's not easy for you either, huh?
Huh?
Ah, no!
Crud, I gave the wrong answer!
Why do you think that?
Well, I mean...
You said before you wanted people to see the real you,
but having to meet everyone's expectations must be exhausting.
I mean, I can't even meet my own expectations.
Now I remember
how much I like this part of you.
R-Really now.
But I mean, anyone would.
But no one did.
Huh?
Ever since I was born, everyone either admired me or envied me.
Acting like a princess was what people expected,
so I trained myself to behave that way.
That's incredible...
She really is incredible.
It's okay.
No matter what fantasies people have,
to me, you're the horny weirdo you truly are.
You're the only one who would describe me like that.
Well, duh. I'm your best friend.
The kind of friend who gets you,
who'll joke around with you but also sit with you when things get tough.
That's my idea of a best friend.
That's a best friend?
Y-Yeah.
I've never had one before,
but that's the kind of bond I want with you.
That does sound wonderful.
Right?
Best friends are the be—
I'd definitely like that kind of relationship.
But if you ask me,
I'd say it's basically the same as lovers.
W-What?
I'll get to know the real you,
mess around and have fun with you,
and be by your side when you need me.
Is that really so different?
But...
Still...
Of course, there are big differences between friends and lovers.
Wait, hold up!
We're just friends today, remember?!
Well, it's only natural for me to wash my hair in the bath.
Then what's with this hand?
Why are you cornering me like this?!
Hey, wait.
You can't just touch me, y'know!
You're like a whiny little puppy.
L-Let's talk about this...!
W...
W-W-Wait.
Th-That was my first kiss!
That was mine, too.
It really feels amazing sharing your first kiss with your destined lover.
Can you please be satisfied already?
Still no?!
Mai's legs are touching me!
This is bad. I'm starting to lose every bit of my willpower to Mai. If this keeps up,
I'll end up agreeing to everything on her girlfriend checklist!
I have no choice...
Renako?
It doesn't count.
What do you mean?
Because... you're my best friend.
You're still clinging to that?
You sometimes hear about friends kissing just for fun.
So this doesn't count, right?
I see...
Yeah, exactly, so...
In that case.
Kisses between friends don't count, right?
They don't...
I love you, Renako.
What kind of thing is that to say to a friend?
Even though you said you weren't gonna force me...
I think maybe if I'd done it a week ago,
it really would've been forcing you.
But today, that wasn't the case, was it?
I don't know about that...
This really does suck.
All the fun we had as friends just got overshadowed by that kiss.
Like it was the only thing that really mattered.
I hated to admit it, but...
that night, all night long
my heart pounded so hard I couldn't sleep.
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Wow, Ouzuka-san, you're going to France?
For some people, a single kiss can turn their whole world upside down.
But that's definitely not me.
The way my heart pounds every time I see Mai's face,
or aches when I remember the heat of her lips on mine...
It's all in my head.
A kiss between friends doesn't count anyway.
I should just move on.
You're staring too much.
What's up?
You look mesmerized by her.
N-No, I was just thinking she looked as dazzling as always.
I heard she's leaving for France today.
You two have been friends for a long time, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
Sometimes I wonder, if we'd met later in life, would I have turned out more cheerful?
I-I see...
You could call it a "love-hate" thing.
Being her closest friend
means I get to see her when she's at her worst.
Huh? That's why you're friends?
I'll be going now.
Okay.
Have a good trip!
Get a grip, Renako. Don't get upset just because she didn't spare you a glance.
You're nothing special.
You're just her friend!
Do you like her?
I'd advise you to give up now.
O-Of course not. No way.
I'm going to miss you while I'm gone.
Meet me on the rooftop? I want to be alone with you.
Ouzuka Mai?
Huh? Oh, uh, I dunno.
I gotta use the bathroom!
Why am I so desperate to see Mai?!
Hello.
I'm glad you came, Renako.
Your hair's down!
The breeze felt so nice, you know?
You're making excuses now!
I really like you.
I really like you, too...
as a friend.
The times when we're apart, even if it's just after school, feel endless.
A whole week will crush me.
That's why I need a little Renako boost to get me through while we're apart.
W-Well, I'd miss my friend too if we couldn't see each other.
So c'mon. Let go of me!
Down, girl!
I told you not to do this at school!
You did, but I wanted to leave with a cool farewell.
Ever since that kiss, I haven't felt like myself.
Just go already!
All right, I'm off.
Mai's scent...
Wait, why am I swooning over her scent like some maiden in love?!
Forget her already!
I don't care about that pushy, egotistical brat!
Wow, it's Ouzuka Mai!
She's gorgeous!
My lips touched hers...
My lips touched someone this refined?!
Is this reality?
I feel like dozing off. Maybe it's because Mai's gone.
And it's rainy season...
Even Kaho-chan's feeling it.
And Satsuki-chan got all fired up saying she'd study and surpass Mai.
I'm sure Ajisai-san has her own plans, too...
Guess I'm back to being a loner for a while...
Just thinking about it makes my stomach ache.
Being around people's exhausting, but being alone's hard, too.
And I'm too much of a coward to ask anyone to hang out!
I need to prove I'm totally fine without Mai around.
I won't let her pull my strings forever!
Um, Ajisai-san?
Yes?
If you're free today...
Wanna hang out?
Yeah, sure!
Huh?
Just like that?
It's so rare for you to be the one to ask!
Oh, um, uh...
Thanks for inviting me.
I should be thanking you, too!
This isn't cheating, obviously.
I mean, how can you even cheat on a friend?
Thanks for picking such a cute color for me.
Oh, don't mention it. We grabbed a bunch of free samples, too.
That color really suits you.
You look super cute!
That's just 'cause the makeup's good, right?
Anyway, that lipstick's perfect on you. You look amazing!
Really?
Chu! Hehe.
Oh my god... adorable...
Do it again, Ajisai-san!
One more time!
You're filming me?
You're just too cute! But don't worry!
No one else will see it! I'll keep it all to myself!
I'm so happy to be alive.
Okay, wanna head upstairs?
Sorry, is this too much?
N-No, that's not it.
Wait... do you like me?
Oh no, I said that out loud!
Of course I like you, Rena-chan.
Thanks to Mai, I can't hear those words without overthinking them now.
Can I complain a little?
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
At home with my little brothers, I'm always nagging them.
Really? I can't imagine you ever getting mad.
Oh, I do.
They make a mess, lose things,
and when they're gaming, they ignore me completely.
You really are a big sister.
Yeah, I guess I am.
That's why I sometimes need to let it out and go shopping with a cute girl.
Why is my heart pounding?
Am I... actually falling for a girl?
What's wrong?
Not feeling well?
It's like that feeling when you miss a treasure chest in a one-time-only dungeon
and then overwrite your save file.
Oh.
Oh, Sena and Amaori! You two shopping?
We are.
You guys, too?
We're looking for a birthday gift for his girlfriend.
I already know what I'm getting her, though.
Since we're all here, want to do something together?
Hmm... let me think.
This feeling...
Wanna hang out today?
The boys are coming, too.
Boys?
Oh, I'll pass.
You're turning us down?
What's your problem?
Don't expect us to ask you ever again.
Back then, all I could do was laugh it off.
I guess that only made things worse.
After that, everyone ignored me,
and I was alone until graduation.
Since then, I've been too scared of what others think to ever turn an invitation down.
If only Mai were here...
No. That won't do.
If I lean on her every time it gets hard,
I'm just taking advantage of her.
That's not what real friends do.
If I want to stand tall when I see her again,
I have to be able to say no on my own.
Rena-chan, what do you think?
Sorry.
I don't want to...
Rena-chan!
I recovered soon after.
Just a bit of anemia.
The boys left so I wouldn't feel self-conscious.
That was kind of them.
I'm sorry for always being the one with issues.
Um...
I'm sorry, Rena-chan.
You're not comfortable around boys, are you?
I should've said no for you.
But no, um...
You'd probably have more fun with them than with me.
Even if you left me behind...
That's not true.
There's no point if you're not having fun, too.
I came here today because I wanted to hang out with you.
Oh, s-sorry.
Do you get it?
Y-Yeah, I do.
Do you? Do you really?
I can be selfish sometimes, and short-tempered, too.
I'll keep that in mind.
Good. So long as you understand.
You know what?
When I scold my brothers, I hold their hands like this.
Whenever I do, they actually listen.
A secret big-sister tip.
Yeah, that would definitely get my attention.
Are you okay now?
Yeah, sorry for the trouble.
I always play this game with the kids. Somehow, I got more into it than they did.
There's a new version out now.
I-I actually bought it!
Really? I want to try it!
S-So... want to come to my place and play?
Really?
I'd love to!
I'm so happy!
I think I'm finally getting the hang of this "normie" thing!
Sorry, Mai.
While you've been far away,
I've been spending more time with someone who might actually be... a new friend.
There's really a reason people call this the good stuff.
I can already tell, it's Mai.
Yeah, right.
Hello?
What's wrong? That last text was kinda mean.
Are you sulking 'cause you miss me?
As if!
Relax, okay?
My hair's tied up right now.
I'm your best friend, remember?
Geez.
I saw you on TV.
I gotta admit, it's pretty cool seeing my friend show off like that.
Really? That's kinda embarrassing.
How's everything going?
Work okay?
Of course.
Or... well, I wish I could say that.
It's mostly stuff anyone could've done.
What are you talking about?
The only thing that makes me special is being her daughter.
Huh?
Never mind. I'm just rambling. Forget I said anything.
C'mon, we're best friends right now, aren't we?
My friend's far away, all alone, and sounds so sad. How am I supposed to just ignore that?
I really do like you a lot.
You mean more to me than anyone else in the whole world.
Oh, please!
The more time I spend with you, the more sure I am of that.
Are you saying no one else could ever replace me?
Of course I am.
Well, leaving me aside, I don't think anyone could replace you, either.
Are you sure?
Without a doubt!
No other girl would be bold enough to hit on me the way you do.
Thank you.
I feel a little better now.
You're a kind person.
That's just being normal.
By the way, I hung out with Ajisai-san today.
Apparently she plays a ton of games,
so she's coming over tomorrow.
Oh my. Just the two of you?
Huh?
Yeah.
So the second we go long-distance, you turn into a total scamp!
That's insane!
I can hang out with whoever I want!
Fine! Do as you please!
I'll just find some top-class girl here to date instead!
What?!
No, I won't.
I'm sorry. I was joking.
I was this close to throwing away my pride just to get back at you!
To think I'd stoop that low...
A-All right.
You can be honest, too, you know.
You're not really hanging out with Ajisai, right?
No, I really am!
How dare you!
Not this again!
Ever since that kiss, Mai's been acting so weird.
Love really is dangerous.
It has to be, if it's even making her go crazy!
I'm sooo bored! I hate this, I hate this, I hate this!
Calm down, you sixteen-year-old baby.
What's so great about Ouzuka Mai anyway?
You guys just don't get it!
The Super Darling is in our class, blessing us with her presence!
You don't realize how insanely lucky we are, do you?!
Whether she's here or not doesn't change anything.
Honestly, it's a relief she's not around.
Even though you look lonely now that your rival's gone?
Oww!
Something's missing without Mai, but hey, at least it's peaceful.
And my heart's finally calm and steady.
I'm home!
I brought a friend over today!
Whoa, she's cute!
Are you Rena-chan's little sister? Nice to meet you!
We're gaming in my room, so don't bother us, okay?
No way! You have so many!
R-Really? I thought it was normal.
Oh, I wanted to try this one, too.
That's the one I played with Mai...
Are you seriously going to overwrite the memories you made with your girlfriend?!
So you're that kind of girl!
Sure! Let's play it!
Just so you know,
I'm not great at games, so sorry if I hold you back.
Don't worry!
I won't let anyone lay a finger on you!
I'll blow them up before you even notice!
Then I won't get to do anything!
Then I'll weaken them so you can finish them off in one hit.
Just play like you always do.
Right... I should just play like always.
But what does "always" even mean?
I've only ever played games with Mai.
Oh god, I'm sweating.
Thankfully, routine is a powerful thing.
Once the game started, I slipped right back into my calm, collected self.
Oh, that was embarrassing.
I screamed really loud.
How am I supposed to stay calm when she's this cute?!
You're so good at this.
Do you have all the enemy spots memorized?
Aw, no, it's all luck.
You're really good at games. That's so cool.
Cool? Me of all people?
Want to come to my place next time?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yay!
The kids would love it if someone good at games came over.
Oh... that's what she meant.
Well, at least I'd get to see Ajisai-san in big sister mode.
Um, this is just curiosity,
but what kind of person is your type?
Huh?
I'm not sure I really have one.
If I had to say, maybe someone I feel safe with?
Interesting...
Why? Is there someone you like?
H-Huh? It's nothing like that!
In my personal experience,
people only ask that if they either like the person they're asking or already have someone else in mind.
So by that logic, the one I like would be you.
Oh, you're right!
Is that it?
No, it's not!
You surprised me!
No girl's ever confessed to me before!
I didn't confess!
I mean, just believe me!
You don't? That's too bad.
Please have mercy on me...
Hey, Ajisai-san, are you just having fun teasing me?
Oops, you noticed?
You snake!
Oh, that's kind of lewd. Like a fallen angel seducing mortals!
Ugh, Mai's got me thinking things like this now!
How vulgar of me!
She's ruined my pure heart!
I'm sorry, Ajisai-san...
It's okay. I forgive you.
Shouldn't you get the door?
It's fine, my sister will get it.
Renako!
There's, like, a Hollywood actress at the front door!
Hello, my darling.
W-Why...?
Work wrapped up early.
And your hair's down!
Wait, this isn't a good time.
Ajisai-san is here.
That's perfect, then.
Let's all hang out together.
Huh?
Mai-chan?
Hey. I thought I'd drop by.
You must be Renako's little sister.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ouzuka Mai.
I hope we get along.
Little sister?
Wait, you're my sister's friend?!
Oh, yes. I'm honored to be her friend.
What am I supposed to do here?
Two voices are screaming in my head now that I'm sandwiched.
Why is Mai here? This was supposed to be our time!
If you want to cheat on me, kitten, I'll have to bring out the paddle.
Why am I the cheating one here?!
We're just friends!
What if Haruna plays with us, too?
Sure, I'd love to!
Oh no, it's already late!
I need to pick up my brothers, so I'll head out now.
You guys keep having fun!
I'll walk you to the station!
Don't leave me alone with Mai-san!
I get why, but still!
Why don't you come, too, Ouzuka-san?
Sorry, I already set my pickup time.
You don't mind if I stay another hour?
Why, you scheming little...
Hey, wait!
Why don't I take Ajisai-senpai?
Let's go, Ajisai-senpai!
Okay. Thanks for having me, Rena-chan.
I had tons of fun. You too, Mai-chan.
See you at school!
Yeah, see you later.
Okay, let's continue.
What did you scream for?
Because you moved so fast! You're like a wolf! You need to be leashed!
I came back a day early just for you.
Just for yourself, you mean!
You always see right through how pathetic I really am.
Hey now, stop it.
I'm burning with jealousy.
I can't believe I feel this way because of Ajisai.
It's just like you said...
There's more to love than just the good things.
Hey... Mai...
You smell so soft...
It's your scent.
You moron... you're so embarrassing.
I want to claim every part of you.
M-My clothes...?!
You think it's weird that I'm still wearing my uniform even though I'm home?
I got it!
But I'll change myself. You don't need to do that.
Renako...
M... Mai...
I love you.
She's so beautiful.
Way too stunning...
If something happens now,
it'll be a memory I can brag about later.
I mean, my partner is Ouzuka Mai.
All I want right now...
is to feel your warmth.
The warmth of someone else's touch feels so nice.
But if I let myself give in to those desires, we can't stay "just friends" anymore.
No.
I want us to be real lovers.
What would this do to me? Would I finally become who I want to be?
Renako...
Hey, no way!
It's fine, Renako. I'll be gentle.
That's not what I meant!
I love you.
Now's not the time to say that!
Hey, not there! Back off!
Stop it, please! Aaack!
I'm back!
I'm sorry, Renako.
I got a little carried away.
You idiot! She saw us!
I told you to stop! You absolute idiot!
I was right, relationships suck!
Get the hell out!
I'm sorry...
This is the worst...
I should've been more firm and stopped it.
But for just a second, I thought...
that maybe giving in wouldn't be so bad.
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But for just a second, I thought...
that maybe giving in wouldn't be so bad.
Could it be that I actually like M—
Wait, no, that can't!
Renako?
Are you and Ouzuka-san like... a thing?
Yeah.
It's exactly what it looks like.
I see.
Wow! That's amazing!
You and Ouzuka-san?! How'd you manage that?
That's what I'd like to know.
I always thought you'd get duped by some total loser,
and I'd be stuck with a terrible brother-in-law.
But a sister-in-law like her?
She's a home run!
You're sooo wrong!
What do I do?
I don't know if I can face her...
...but I didn't have to. Mai didn't come to school.
Maybe she's busy with work again.
I'm digging in!
What's got you so hyped?
Eyyy, you noticed?
Okay, so after school, Mai's going to...
Mai.
Go on, tell me more!
Nope, I'm keeping it a secret.
Seriously? Why?
I wonder if Mai and I could ever get back on good terms just like those two.
But what even were we before?
How would I even describe it?
Friends in the same group?
Best friends?
Or maybe...
Hey, Amaori.
Can I talk to you after school?
It's about Ouzuka Mai.
Huh?
I'll be waiting.
On the rooftop.
Waiting on the rooftop?
Satsuki-san, what do you know?
Huh?
Only Mai and I are supposed to have keys to this door...
It's just an ordinary key.
Anyone could've copied it.
Satsuki-san?!
Why are we up here...?
The "friends or lovers" contest.
The pool café.
Um...
Odaiba Plaza.
Sheltering at a hotel.
How do you know all of that?
Great question.
How do you think I know?
Ouzuka Mai came to my house yesterday.
She told me everything.
Huh.
Everything?!
While crying.
Mai cried...?
She definitely did.
Thanks to her, I barely slept.
When you say "everything"...
Look, about both of you being girls...
It's fine. I don't hold those kinds of bigoted views.
That's not what I'm worried about!
And you've got it wrong!
I just... couldn't get her to stop.
I know.
She told me.
She said she hurt you.
Mai...
I had one question the whole time I listened to her.
"Why Amaori?"
You're plain.
You care too much about what others think.
Your grades, looks, and athletic skills. They're all mediocre.
Yeah... I know.
So that's how she's always felt.
She tolerates me around Mai and the others,
but she's never seen me as an equal.
I've wondered the same thing.
Mai and I are in totally different leagues.
I bet you did.
It's so obvious.
You know your place, because you're a turtle hiding in its shell.
Um, so does it actually bother you?
You know, Mai and me being together.
What do you mean, "actually"?
It's got nothing to do with me.
But if you date her half-heartedly and hurt her, that'd seriously piss me off.
But I don't think you're capable of that.
You're not that devious.
You know me so well, Satsuki-san.
Does she take pride in being some kind of people-watcher?
Absolutely not.
Stop reading my mind! It's creepy!
Hey, Satsuki-san, are you... not that mad at me after all?
I'm pissed off.
Losing sleep and study time over some dumb love drama...
So this is just you venting?
Half of it, yeah.
You're not totally clueless.
Thanks...
I think I'm finally starting to get Satsuki-san.
Maybe we feel the same way when it comes to Mai.
Either way, she's not my enemy.
Which means...
Hey, Satsuki-san.
I want to apologize.
For what?
For hurting someone you really care about.
I also want to make things right with Mai.
I see.
Then can you tell me where she is?
You've changed, Amaori.
R-Really?
You're way more pushy about what you want. It's just like Mai.
No way! Gross!
Relax.
You're always so reserved around everyone else.
I figured this talk would be one-sided and end with you crying your eyes out.
And then the whole group would fall apart.
And yet you still risked all that to meet me up here...
For Mai's sake...
Wait, you really do like Mai, don't you?!
I'm sorry.
I don't know where she is right now,
but I do know what she's planning.
After she finished talking to me,
she asked me to comfort her.
What?!
"I hurt Renako," she said.
"I want to know what it's like to be held by someone I don't like."
"So Satsuki, I want you to comfort me."
"Besides,"
"you're in love with me, aren't you?"
And then?
Never mind all the times she's made a fool out of me before,
this was a new low.
I kicked her out at five-thirty in the morning.
She deserved it.
Wait, so what's Mai doing now?
Right.
If I had to guess,
she's out looking for someone to comfort her.
Oh no...
Why didn't you try to stop her?!
If she's really that dumb,
there's nothing I can do anyway.
Honestly, if she's too selfish to listen to her friend's advice,
maybe she needs to hit rock bottom at least once.
She won't answer her phone.
Or reply to texts.
Satsuki-san...
Half the reason she called me up here was to blow off steam.
But the other half...
Satsuki-san...
I'm going to stop Mai because I want to. It's my choice.
It is.
But is that really what you want?
Didn't she hurt you?
Well...
But still.
That's what friends do.
Sometimes, you hurt them. Other times, they hurt you back.
She's a total egotist
and never listens to anyone.
If she won't listen, then I'll just beat some sense into her!
I see. Then maybe you'll be fine.
Amaori.
I'll leave the idiot to you.
Do her a favor and tell her she's not as great as she thinks she is.
I'll make sure she hears it!
Thanks!
From an outsider's view, this probably looked like a teen flick.
But seriously, where is Mai?
I've got no clue!
Rena-chan, welcome back!
Oh, hey.
Why are you here alone?
Well, your bag was still here.
Wait, you were waiting for me?
Yup. Is today a good time?
Huh?
Wanna come over to my place?
I...
I'm sorry, Ajisai-san...
It's just...
Oh, are you busy?
Oh no... I have to turn her down.
My stomach hurts.
But I'm the only one who can stop Mai.
And yet...
I can't turn down anyone's invitation.
If I do...
I'll end up alone again.
I still haven't gotten over my trauma. Not even a little.
I want to go, but...
Rena-chan?
I feel like I'm about to faint... but I can't.
Are you all right?
Are you feeling sick again?
I'm sorry!
Please ask me again sometime!
Rena-chan? You're crying?!
Is the reason I can't turn her down because I don't trust her?
But Ajisai-san would never shun anyone!
I should be able to tell her how I really feel!
You know what?
Ajisai-san, I like you!
I really, really like you!
Huh?
If I'm being honest, I wish I could hang out with you every single day,
but there's something important I have to do first!
So I'm sorry!
I'll make it up to you!
Because, Ajisai-san, you mean a lot to me!
I learned this from Mai.
Even if you selfishly force your feelings onto someone,
you can still reach their heart.
I've been thinking nonstop about how cute you are,
and I had so much fun when we hung out the other day.
I swear, I'll keep liking you forever!
I like you, too, Rena-chan.
Wait, what's happening?
Uh...
R-Rena-chan?
So, uh, maybe you should ask Satsuki-san or Kaho-chan instead.
Y-Yeah, good idea. You're probably busy, right?
But Kaho-chan had plans today, too.
Was it work?
No, she said she was heading to Akasaka.
Someone invited her to a fancy hotel.
In Akasaka?
Wait... if that's the case, then...
So she's in Akasaka!
Thank you, Ajisai-san!
Huh?
You're welcome.
See you tomorrow!
Yeah... see you.
Damn you, Mai!
It's your fault I couldn't hang out with Ajisai-san today!
All this crap!
It's your fault!
What's going on here?
The heck is that?
That's Kaho-chan!
Oh, Rena-chin, even you're here?
What do you mean "even" I'm here? And what is all this?
Wait, you didn't know and still showed up?
Can I see that envelope for a sec?
Sure.
What's this?
Mai invited everyone who's ever confessed to her!
Wait, you confessed to Ouzuka-san?!
Can you believe how popular she is?
She's lost her mind.
What is she thinking?
Kaho-chan.
When you see all this, do you still want to be her girlfriend?
Yup! She's rich, pretty, and famous!
The hubris! The greed!
I'm sorry, Kaho-chan, but I've gotta put a stop to this party!
What?
No, you can't do that! Seriously, stop!
Do you really want to be with someone who'd put up a sign like that?!
She's being funny!
No, she's just dumb!
If she's pretty and rich, that's just part of her appeal!
Listen, Kaho-chan!
Nuh-uh, I'm not listening!
Only one person here's going to win.
You think she'll pick you?
Maybe she'll pick everyone!
That's the worst possible outcome!
If the party gets canceled, Mai stays single,
and that gives you, as her friend, a huge advantage, right?!
You've got a point!
You get it now?
I do!
And I figured something else out, too.
Huh?
You like Mai, too, don't you?!
You're way off!
Me, like a girl who'd host this kind of party? No way! No freaking way!
Got it!
Let's do our best from now on, Rena-chin!
You clearly didn't get it at all!
Why is any of this happening?!
It's about time to begin...
I'm so sorry, Renako...
This is the only way I know to make up for my mistakes.
I hope you'll forgive me.
Then come apologize to my face!
Renako?
Why are you here? And why are you in a swimsuit?
Since you weren't with me, they wouldn't let me in wearing my uniform.
I see. It looks nice.
Let me take a photo.
Oh. Where's my phone?
That's what I wanna know!
Probably in a locker!
I tried calling you a bunch!
I knew it. You're mad.
Aren't you?
Satsuki-san told me everything.
I see.
I'm surprised she's such a loudmouth.
Listen...
Call off this party.
I refuse.
I hurt you.
I'll let it go.
So just stop, okay?
And I need to apologize for slapping you.
What are you, a kid?!
Besides, if you start dating someone as punishment, that's not fair to them, either.
You should only date someone you actually like.
I can no longer date the person I actually like.
So I have no choice but to find someone else that I can learn to like.
Mai...
Thank you.
The time I spent with you was so much fun.
So finally, as a good friend,
I hope you'll wish me luck on my next shot at love.
Wait.
But what about our contest?
We can't be friends or lovers anymore.
From now on, you and I are nothing more than classmates.
No.
...Renako?
It's not over yet.
Don't just decide that!
You know what Satsuki-san said?
"Ouzuka Mai isn't as great as she thinks she is."
And I agree.
Maybe so, but I still try my best to be.
You lost control of yourself, remember?
That's why I'm doing this, so I'll never hurt you again!
So I won't mess up again!
That's why I...
tried to...
let you go...
You know, it's okay to fail as many times as you need.
I already told you, no matter what, I'll always accept you for who you are.
But you're not the only one who struggles to believe that, huh?
The moment your hand hit my cheek, it hasn't—
I'm sorry. I wasn't being fair, either.
I should've told you sooner.
Told me what?
The truth is...
I've got a few feelings for you, too.
Ever since you kissed me in the bathtub,
I've been thinking about you in a romantic way.
Really?
I didn't make you hate me?
Isn't that why you slapped me?
That was because you went too far.
There's a time and place for that, you know.
I can't possibly believe you.
I've already gone and ruined everything beyond repair.
It was just one fight.
I'm sorry, Mai.
I do really...
...like you. Quite a lot.
Renako.
I hurt you worse than I ever imagined.
Oh, come on!
I may not be able to jump off a rooftop to save someone,
but I can get stuck in the rain, get soaked head to toe, and dive into the deep end with you.
This isn't a one-way street.
It's what you call being lovers,
and what I call being best friends.
So long as you're Ouzuka Mai,
I'm Amaori Renako!
I've made myself clear, right, Mai?
Yeah.
Hey, what are you doing?
Please, just give me a moment.
I am Ouzuka Mai.
I can't let you see me cry.
Okay...
You're so strong and kind.
Thank you, really.
You're so...
unfair.
After that,
Mai's party obviously got canceled,
and somehow, when Mai performed on guitar to apologize, everyone loved it.
Everyone's okay with this?
Kaho still has the wrong idea about my relationship with Mai,
and I still haven't been to Ajisai-san's house.
Satsuki-san and Mai are still at odds with each other.
But...
But maybe,
instead of desperately trying to fit in,
I've finally made my high school debut in the truest sense.
And with that, it was finally the end of June.
The day of reckoning for my contest with Mai had arrived.
Mai lives in a penthouse suite on the top floor of a massive apartment building.
She even has a private elevator
that goes straight from the parking garage to her suite.
This is my first time seeing a place with an actual parlor.
It feels like I've been swallowed up into your belly.
Then we can be together forever.
Stop being a freak!
Well then...
Please, let me hear your answer.
You know...
In the end,
I still don't really know what it means to be a couple.
Unbelievable.
Even after stealing my heart? What are you, some femme fatale?
No, please!
I just want to be best friends.
Oh.
But I really like you.
And as your best friend, I want to respect your wishes.
So...
Let's be more than friends, but less than lovers!
We could call it friends with Rena-fits?
Friends with Rena-fits?
Like, a special kind of relationship just for Renako and Mai.
I see...
You really will do anything to avoid conceding, huh?
I didn't expect you to propose a third option.
H-Hey, you did it, too!
You said we were going back to being classmates.
Good grief...
This is the first time I've butted heads with someone this stubborn.
Why don't we have another contest?
A c-contest?
You can keep going with that "friends with Rena-fits" thing,
and I'll keep trying harder to make us a couple.
I have no intention of giving up on you just yet.
As for the time limit...
Until we graduate.
Okay. I'll take you up on that.
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After a bizarre sequence of events,
my contest with Mai is now set to last all the way until graduation.
Only problem is...
Knew I'd find you here, Amaori.
Uh, yeah. I'm on class duty today.
I know.
Can we talk?
So, um...
What did you want to talk about?
I-Is this about Mai?
I'm really sorry!
No need to be. You were right.
Comfort me.
I want to know what it feels like to be held by someone I don't like.
So Satsuki, I want you to comfort me.
Besides,
you're in love with me, aren't you?
Ever since then, Satsuki-san has kept her distance from the group
and won't even talk to Mai.
It's gotten super awkward.
I wish they'd just make up already.
So, I'm guessing you want to make up with Mai,
but you're too embarrassed to apologize on your own, huh?
Come again? Who's apologizing here?
Yikes.
M-Mai's the one who should... apologize to you?
Exactly.
But that idiot doesn't even realize she did anything wrong.
So that's why, Amaori...
I won't rest until I get my revenge.
I refuse to keep taking it laying down.
She looks like she's out to kill!
She's going to rope me into some terrible scheme, isn't she?
Is my high school life already doomed?
Sorry, Satsuki-san!
I just remembered something important!
Hey, Amaori...
Will you go out with me?
Huh?!
All right, I've figured it out!
You want payback on Mai,
but nothing ever phases her,
so you're using me to hit her where it really hurts!
Nailed it, right?!
Not even close.
My feelings for you are real.
I've fallen for you.
I can't keep it in anymore. Wuv you, Amaori.
That doesn't sound convincing at all!
What do you even see in me?
Hmm... Let me think...
You stay in your lane?
Who falls in love with someone for that?!
Seriously?
Am I not good enough for you?
I'd never think that.
You're stunning, and your voice is stellar.
I admire how well you carry yourself.
You look effortlessly cool even just sitting.
You're always so composed. I really look up to you!
I see.
Thanks.
But even so, I just can't date you!
I'm totally down to be friends, though!
I see, it makes sense given how you're putting that woman on hold.
Yeah. No matter who it is,
I don't think I'd make a good girlfriend.
Fair enough.
It feels like we'd just break up in a month and neither of us would care.
So why not give it a shot?
That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!
It's not even noon and I'm already drained.
Morning, Rena-chan!
My energy's already restored!
If this were an RPG, you'd totally be a priestess!
Really? But I wanna be a martial artist!
Wait, no! Cut it out!
Oops, sorry!
You and Satsuki-chan walking together surprised me.
Yeah, it did happen...
Did something happen?
Huh?!
Heyyy, Rena-chin! Aa-chan!
Let's talk about that thing we got in a couple of weeks!
You mean the group hangout, right?
Think those two will patch things up by then?
Beats me...
If only we knew what caused the whole mess.
I've gotta do everything I can to help them fix this.
We only get one summer of our freshman year!
Let's make it count!
Koyanagi, take your seat!
Yes, ma'am!
Lovin' those cute polka dots!
You're rocking that maxi skirt!
Mhm, thanks.
If anything, Kaho-chan's hopes
are the complete opposite of what Satsuki-san wants.
Agh... I really can't take this awkwardness anymore today!
Wanna stop somewhere after school?
Sure!
How about walking around the station?
Sounds great!
What about you, Rena-chan?
Ah, right...
Honestly, my brain's totally fried today.
I've been counting the picoseconds 'til I get home.
Oh, got something going on, Renako?
Guess it'll just be us three!
'Kay!
She's looking out for me again.
I really do appreciate it, though.
Right.
Amaori's coming with me today.
Shall we get going?
We've got plans, remember?
Uh, well...
We do, right?
Was that a threat?!
Got it! All right, Rena-chin, look after Saa-chan for us!
We'll head home with Mai-Mai.
No! This isn't a reconciliation plan!
It's a plot to murder Mai!
Renako, are you...?
Oh no. This might turn into a full-blown fight.
Y-Yeah.
That's the plan.
Sorry, guys. Catch you tomorrow!
Give me a break...
C'mon. I'm treating you.
To a vending machine.
Did you see her face?
She was completely speechless.
That evil grin...
That just added years back to my life.
So, you got what you were after, right?
Mission accomplished! You'll be friends again tomorrow, yeah?
Hardly. This is just the beginning.
Oh, naturally.
You really do mean a lot to her.
I just wish I knew why...
Yeah, good luck figuring that out.
What matters is, for now, dating you benefits me.
I gotta say, this pragmatic relationship we have is nice for a change.
Come on, I told you I like you.
Just pretend I'm too shy to say it the normal way.
That would be cute,
if it weren't completely untrue.
She's been giving you a hard time too, hasn't she?
Well, yeah, but still...
Faking a relationship just to hurt Mai feels wrong.
Especially when it's with a friend.
A friend?
Amaori, do you really think we're friends?
I-I'm not really sure...
That's... surprisingly honest of you.
I mean, we barely talk one-on-one,
and I didn't want to assume we're friends if you didn't feel the same.
Plus, I figured you'd just get mad if I called us friends.
I wouldn't.
But I'd use that as leverage to ask a favor.
So it was a trap all along!
Cut it out! I always fall for that!
Fine, fine. I get it.
It's not like I expected this to go well anyway.
I never meant to pressure you.
Sorry for dragging you into it.
Oh... okay.
Also, we're not friends.
We're just in the same group.
Are we clear?
Fine. Then we're done.
Um...
What?
So... do you think you can make up with her soon?
You're seriously asking me that now?
Wait, did I say something wrong?
Unbelievable.
If you two don't make up, it's just going to make school miserable for me.
I'll start dreading class every day.
And if I stop showing up, my parents will flip.
Wait. Why are you tearing up?
Is this emotional blackmail?!
I seriously don't know.
Geez...
Fine, I'll make up with her. Happy now?
Once again, I'll let her off scot-free, since she never owns up to anything anyway.
Wow, Satsuki-san! You're the best!
In exchange...
Oh no...
Two weeks.
Just two weeks, but you've gotta go out with me.
After that, I'll reconcile with her.
Exactly until summer vacation begins.
This time, I'm serious.
That idiot never once gave me the time of day,
but now I've found her weakness.
So...
Please, help me.
It's not like Satsuki-san suddenly started hating Mai.
Even I can tell that much.
If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have been able to stop that party.
Mai would've ended up with someone she didn't even like.
So in a way, Mai owes her for that.
Well, I guess this isn't asking too much.
But don't expect me to do anything too crazy.
Of course not.
Thanks, Amaori.
Yeah.
So, we'll be a couple for two weeks starting tomorrow. You're okay with that, right?
Uh... yeah.
Maybe I'm rushing into this,
but I can't just sit back and do nothing.
Satsuki-san's a resilient girl,
but she shouldn't have to keep getting hurt like this.
Maybe I just get it, as someone who's been pushed around, too.
And maybe...
it'd be kind of nice to see Mai lose her cool for once.
She already promised she'll make up with Mai when the two weeks are over.
Looking forward to working with you.
Hey.
Mind if we make a quick stop?
Uh...
Do you come here a lot?
Yeah.
Whenever I need to psych myself up.
It must hold good memories for you.
Back in elementary school,
a gloomy Ouzuka Mai clung to me here for the whole world to see.
You call that a good memory?
It's a flavor that never fades.
Why bring me somewhere that's full of battle scars?
Because we're teaming up to take her down.
So what better place to make our pact?
We're not defeating her! We're reconciling!
Well, if you say so.
It's only two weeks,
and I know I've got my flaws.
I'm cold and distant,
and probably not what you signed up for,
but I always pay back what I owe.
Your type is blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls, right?
That's way too specific to be a "type"!
So someone like Sena, then?
I think you're misunderstanding.
I don't even like girls to begin with.
Seriously?
Then I really don't stand a chance.
You still agreed to go out with me, so it's only fair I play the part of your girlfriend.
But I mean, you don't actually like me or anything, right?
There is that...
but it doesn't matter whether I like you or not.
I'm sticking to our agreement.
This is starting to sound like an arranged marriage.
Our time together might be short, but I'll act like a devoted wife.
W-Why say it like that?!
What?
I mean, the Satsuki-san saying that to me?
I don't know what you're getting at, but you're doing this for me, right?
So I figure you deserve a little something in return.
What kind of reward?
Maybe you'll just get lucky.
Hey now, your face is beet red.
Huh? It is?!
Yeah, totally!
Right, that's what gets you going.
If you ask for it,
I'll pull out all the stops.
W-Wait! That's really not what I want! Not even a little!
That's never been something I wanted to do, not once!
Oh, thank goodness.
Even if you had, I wouldn't have known what to do anyway.
Well, I absolutely don't want to!
But you'd want it from Ouzuka Mai, wouldn't you?
I don't buy that.
Why are we even talking about this?!
I told you, I don't want that!
Still, I'm considered beautiful by society's standards, right?
Are you serious?
You're insanely beautiful, Satsuki-san!
Well, yeah.
She didn't even act flattered.
Whatever your feelings are, I'll still hold up my end of the deal.
But you're still doing this to get back at Mai.
Well, if it's just for two weeks, I can live with it.
Good. I'm counting on you,
my dear.
Nope! Not like that!
I don't do things half-heartedly.
Huh?
You're fine with it, right?
You can't call it dating if we don't at least hold hands.
She's so cute...
Uh, Satsuki-san.
Maybe holding hands is a bit much.
Then how about a photo?
Now let's post it to social media.
I can already imagine the look of horror on her face.
Hey!
If you do that, I'm divorcing you on the spot!
Cute? Yeah, right!
She's a wicked witch trying to off the princess!
Our time as a couple
wasn't filled with long calls after school
or sweet, romantic moments.
All we really did together was walk home from school.
Amaori, do you have any hobbies?
Huh? Me?
I figured I should at least get to know you a little.
I-I guess... games, maybe?
Like card games? You play those alone?
She's never even touched a game, has she?
Yeah, something like that.
Why are you lying?
Huh?
How am I supposed to get to know you if you don't give me honest answers?
Be real with me.
Sorry...
Actually, Detective, by "games" I meant...
The kind where you shoot people. No thinking required.
Oh, like FPS games?
Wait, you actually know what those are?!
What? Was that supposed to be an insult?
No, not at all!
You just seem so pure and proper!
And games are for troublemakers. They fry your brain, right?
It's hard to believe anyone still thinks that these days.
Anyway, I sometimes watch my mom play.
Wait, your mom?!
No way...
I pictured her more like...
Did you finish your homework?!
Strict, study-obsessed type, with pointy glasses.
You read my mind again!
But she's nothing like that.
Not that you'll ever meet her anyway.
Oh. Right.
Are FPS games fun?
I mean, I think it depends on the person.
That's true for anything.
But I'm talking to you.
So give me your take.
Oh. Right.
Yeah, I like them.
When I play, I can forget about everything else.
I get that.
When I find a good book, I get so into it that I forget to eat or drink.
What kind of books do you like?
Ones about people, I think.
Stories where people reveal who they really are under pressure.
Or keep pushing forward, even when everything feels hopeless.
I like stories that lay the human heart bare.
Same! I love those kinds of stories!
Really?
Yeah, I swear I'm being honest this time!
I know.
I was teasing you.
Y-You're so mean.
Why are you so flustered?
I just don't want you to end up hating me...
I won't hate you.
I never really liked you that much to begin with.
Hey! Come on, that's just mean!
Would you like to try reading this?
Yeah, I'd love to!
I've always wondered what kinds of books you're into.
Return it whenever. No rush.
You might like it, but if it's boring, don't force yourself.
Thanks!
This isn't really my thing normally,
but I figured I should meet you halfway.
Wait... is she being shy?
You know, when I look at you, I remember something all over again.
Even after we started dating,
you still keep your guard up and hold me at arm's length.
Thanks for being the perfect example of what not to do.
Any time!
What made you think I'd like this book, Koto Satsuki?!
She's so getting an earful.
Got a sec, Renako?
Uh... heading up to the roof?
Nah, it's way too hot for that today.
No one can overhear us in here.
We can talk as much as we want now.
Uh, I guess...
You and Satsuki have gotten pretty close lately.
When did that happen, exactly?
W-Well, uh... let me think...
I guess it started like, the day before yesterday?
I just thought we should "deepen our bonds" or whatever...
My sincerest apologies.
What for?
Is there something you feel guilty about?
I know, Renako.
Satsuki's up to something, isn't she?
And even though you're helping her, you still feel bad about it.
Am I wrong?
How'd you figure that out?
Because I'm Ouzuka Mai.
Ugh, you're too cool sometimes.
And I know you love me dearly!
Nope. Wrong.
I know you care deeply about your friends.
That's part of your charm. I'd never blame you for it.
I don't care who you spend time with,
as long as you always come back to me in the end.
What is she putting on airs for?!
If anything, I'm relieved.
I'm glad to hear you and Satsuki are getting closer.
She's a lot nicer than she seems.
I'm sure you'll get along just fine.
That's a surprise coming from Mai.
You two have known each other a long time, right?
Yes. We met in the spring of fifth grade.
It's weird to think you two were once kids.
I'm honestly glad I didn't meet you until high school.
I was such a foolish girl back then.
Really?
Yes.
I thought everyone would love me
like the sheltered rich girl I was.
So basically, you haven't changed at all.
Satsuki is one of the few friends who knew me back then.
Sometimes it's a little embarrassing to think about,
but she's always stayed by my side.
Just like you, Satsuki is irreplaceable to me.
Wow, you really care about Satsuki-san.
I'm not so sure about that.
I mean, we're barely even talking right now.
Yes! Exactly! That's my point!
If she really matters that much to you,
then why can't you two make up already?
It's not like I ever wanted us to fight in the first place.
Satsuki's stubborn, and she can be a bit hard to appease.
It's fine.
I'll just let her do what she wants.
Are you sure you don't mind?
I mean, I am a little sad to have my time with you taken away.
But you want to help her, right?
I'll respect your feelings.
Please take care of Satsuki for me.
So you're really just letting her have her way?
You seriously don't mind?!
Let's head home.
Amaori.
Ah... Yeah.
See you tomorrow, Ouzuka-san.
Yeah.
Get home safe.
Come on, let's go already.
My dear...
I'm being used as a political pawn!
Tell me this isn't getting worse by the second!
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Hey, you're being kinda pushy...
Remember that "reward" I promised?
Huh?
So where exactly are we going?
Somewhere we can really enjoy some quality time.
Satsuki-san!
We're still minors!
...It's just the library!
Shh! Quiet, please.
Yes, ma'am.
So, what's my "reward" then?
I'll help you study.
What?
...Wow. My mind's officially been corrupted.
Just so you know, midterms are next week.
How much have you studied?
Uh... maybe half an hour...
on certain days?
I don't waste my time on slackers.
Hey, I'm only slightly below average.
If we're going to date,
you need to place at least top ten in our year.
Naturally, Ouzuka Mai's number one.
Sena's up there too,
and so is Kaho.
Seriously?!
I thought Kaho was one of my people.
If you think you're below everyone else,
why not put in the work to catch up?
Ugh... she's right.
Guess bringing up my grades would make Mom happy.
Now you're talking.
Let's begin.
Yes, ma'am.
Turns out, Satsuki-san's a legit good teacher.
She explained every step clearly
and never lost her cool even when I messed up.
Satsuki-san, are you the type to do everything you can for your partner,
even if they're a disappointment?
It's kind of embarrassing that you think of me that way.
Huh? Oh...
I just think whoever you end up with will be really lucky.
You realize that's you, right?
W-Well, yeah, but...
If it were Mai, she'd just give me that "you idiot" look when I didn't get it.
Comparing me to her
is an act of violence against my mental state, so maybe don't?
Sorry.
I've had my share of struggles,
like slamming my head against a passage I just couldn't get.
It was maddening.
No one could beat Mai in anything. Grades or sports.
Everyone worshipped her.
But they were wrong.
She just works hard.
If she's human like the rest of us, then why shouldn't I be able to beat her?
So I kept at it.
I see.
Finally, I got a peek into their shared past.
And then, another surprise hit me.
Sis?
Mom left us 2000 yen for dinner. Let's grab donuts.
Honestly,
I just can't see Mai-senpai dating a loser like you.
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
You sure this isn't a prank?
It's not!
Ooh, these look amazing!
Wow, the girl at the counter is stunning!
Hmm?
I already get my daily dose of cute girls at school.
Satsuki-san...?
You look adorable in your uniform!
Amaori...
Wait, you know her?
She's my, uh... classmate.
You know it's not just that, Amaori.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Koto Satsuki. By the way, I'm dating your sister.
Dating?!
Whoa, are you two-timing?!
Oh, uh, I see...
O-Order! Let's order!
Amaori, my shift ends in fifteen minutes.
Mind waiting for me?
Huh?
Wait for me, okay?
Okay.
So, uh, sis... Head home without me.
Fine, but we're talking later.
Nooo, she's totally got the wrong idea!
And it's all your fault, Satsuki-san!
Thanks for waiting.
S-Sure...
No clue why she made me wait, but...
Guess I'm walking into a minefield.
Uh... so you work part-time, huh?
And boom! Stepped on the first mine.
I can't believe you saw that...
I-It's fine!
Our school allows part-time jobs, and it's totally legal!
Can you keep a secret?
Of course!
I won't breathe a word!
You can 100% trust Amaori Renako!
No. I can't.
Why not?!
Because I'm mean and nasty.
I don't trust people that easily.
Th-That's not true!
You're not mean or nasty at all!
Sorry.
I'm so tired of hearing that.
But I'm your girlfriend...
And?
I mean, you trusted me enough to date me.
You're a certain someone's "destined lover".
I didn't have much choice.
Just because we're dating now
doesn't mean you're someone I'd spill secrets to.
I mean, she's not wrong...
Sure, I'm not a "good girl" like Ajisai-san or Kaho-chan.
Kaho's not... as innocent as you think.
Wait, really?
She's... interesting.
Speaking of, you two are pretty close, right?
I guess so.
Though sometimes it feels like I'm being used.
Wait, Satsuki-san's using Kaho-chan?
No, hang on, it's the other way around?!
What is even happening?!
No matter how curious you are, I'm not telling.
End of story.
Kaho-chan just got even more mysterious.
There's nothing weird about Ajisai-san, right?
Promise you won't tell?
Even a saint like Ajisai-san
must have a skeleton or two in her closet.
Maybe she prowls the streets at night, slapping dog masks on cats.
...Or something like that!
But I don't want to know that!
...Actually, maybe I do.
Okay yeah, I'm super curious!
I wanna know everything about Ajisai-san!
I-I won't tell!
Okay.
So Sena's thing is...
When I eat lunch alone at the school cafeteria...
Y-Yeah?
She'll suddenly plop down next to me and start chatting.
And the weird part, she enjoys it.
Wait, you mean...
Even though she's probably already full from eating with you guys,
she'll still bring an onigiri or something
so I don't feel awkward eating alone.
Ehehe, this is so tasty.
She's such a beautiful soul!
That's right.
How does someone like that even exist?
I'll never understand.
Who praises someone that's making a face like that?!
If I can't even trust Sena,
then something's really wrong with me.
Amazing.
Compared to Ajisai-san, I'm about as trustworthy as a serial purse-snatcher.
I'd say you're a bit better than that.
Ever hear the phrase,
"If you've already eaten the poison, then lick the plate, too."
Dear sister, I only went out for donuts.
Not for my death sentence.
We're here.
What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.
Don't be shy.
We are dating, remember?
O-Okay. Thanks for having me.
Come on in.
This is my room.
Hmm...
So?
S-So what?
My room.
What do you think?
It's nice. Very tasteful.
It's fine, you can say it's small.
That's just the truth.
Why is Satsuki-san showing me this?
Is she trying to guilt-trip me into keeping quiet?
She doesn't need to. I wouldn't talk anyway.
You know, Satsuki-san...
Oh!
Who's this? Your friend?
I didn't know you had friends besides Mai-chan!
Well, I do.
I can't believe it! Satsuki-chan brought a friend over!
Should we throw a party?!
Come on, that's unnecessary.
Nice to meet you, Satsuki-san's sister.
I'm glad I met Satsuki-san.
Oh, no, I'm glad she met you!
I've been so worried about how Satsuki-chan's been doing.
She's always so shy and timid.
Shy and timid... is she talking about me?
You really are such a pain.
Aw, I'm not a pain at all.
'Cause I love my baby sister Satsuki-chan.
Don't I, sis?
Listen up, Amaori.
She's not my sister. She's my mom.
C'mon, you should've let her keep calling me your sister!
Cut it out already.
Didn't you have work today, Mom?
I should get ready.
Hey, Amaori-chan.
Y-Yes!
Take care of Satsuki-chan, okay?
She's not the friendliest, but she's a good girl.
She even knit me socks for my birthday.
Mom!
Ooh, someone's mad!
Have fun, you two!
So that was my mom.
Y-Yeah.
Don't get the wrong idea about her.
She might seem scatterbrained, but she raised me all on her own.
Well... she probably is scatterbrained.
Is that why you've got a part-time job?
Stop.
Don't act like you know me just because you met her.
O-Okay.
Though you're right.
Since it was so mortifying when you saw me at work,
I figured I'd tease you a bit, then dump you at the station.
I didn't think you'd end up seeing this much.
This is it for me.
D-Don't worry! I won't tell a soul.
I don't believe you.
By tomorrow, everyone at school will know.
They'll know me as the girl
who knit socks for her mom's birthday so she wouldn't get cold.
But that's sweet!
They'll say I act cool and aloof to hide my mother-complex.
My reputation will never recover.
That just shows you're a good daughter!
Wait, is this her shy, timid side?!
But what if she's hurt being seen in a way she didn't want?
What do I do? What do I do?!
Y-You know!
What?
A-Actually...
I was a total shut-in until high school.
There. I said it.
The secret I was taking to the grave.
Oh.
What do you mean, "Oh"?!
Well honestly, that kind of checks out.
Checks out?!
You say that after I nailed my high school debut?!
You act odd sometimes, you're awfully self-deprecating,
you avoid eye contact,
and you look the most at home when you're alone on your phone.
Noo! Stop reading me like a book!
Did you think I'd say,
"Wow, I always thought you were a social butterfly"?
Don't be ridiculous.
Even Sena would laugh at that.
But I tried so hard...
I worked so hard to change!
But my stupid past always catches up to me!
Wait!
Where... am I?
It's over.
Phone's dead, it's dark, no cars, no people.
Guess this is where I die.
It's beautiful.
I've always longed to be beautiful like that.
But I knew that existence was never meant for me.
And maybe if I'd just admired from afar,
it wouldn't hurt this much now.
But I had the bright idea that I wanted to shine too...
Just like the moon.
F-Found you.
How'd you know?
It wasn't hard to guess where you'd go.
Or, I'd like to say, but I had to cover some ground to find you.
You left without your wallet.
Oh, Satsuki-san...
Sorry for the trouble.
It's fine.
I'm used to it.
God, you're hopeless.
She's so warm.
She must've searched everywhere for me.
I'm sorry.
I'm curious.
What made you decide to be more outgoing?
Well...
I guess I was... envious.
Of what?
Having lots of friends, getting into relationships,
all the fun that comes from being with people...
Hmm.
It's not like I didn't enjoy going home and gaming every day. That was a blast.
But I wanted to try something else too.
I see. This matters a lot to you.
Yeah.
Thank you for telling me.
Here we are.
Oh, your house!
It may be July, but you're freezing.
I'll fill the bath. Stay the night.
Yeah.
I bet my sister's already convinced I'm two-timing.
That's a headache.
Guess I'll just stay.
I'll need to go home and change before school tomorrow.
If you want, I can lend you my P.E. uniform.
Right, and if I show up with you while I'm wearing your P.E. uniform...
Morning!
Yeah, maybe not the best idea!
Really?
I think it is.
You're making a sinister face.
Bath's almost ready.
I've got underwear and spares for you.
Oh, uh, thank you so much.
It's 980 yen for three pairs.
So 326 for one.
I've rounded it down for you.
Wow, you're charging me.
Huh?
Maybe the bulb burned out.
Well, it is an old building.
A little spooky, but I'll just have to deal with it.
I left your towel outside.
Wait, why are you in the dark?
The light wouldn't turn on.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Wait a second.
Why are you naked?!
Today's special.
That explains nothing!
You bathed with her at the hotel, didn't you?
I'm just evening the score.
What?!
Did I wander into a world where people's lives are valued by whoever bathes with me the most?
Amaori, move your legs a bit.
Okay.
Are those...?
Bath lights.
I made them with stuff I had lying around.
But that's not all.
Oh, wow...
This is amazing!
These wall stickers are nice, right?
And here's the final touch.
They smell so good.
Right?
They're so pretty, Satsuki-san!
So incredibly pretty...
I take it you're a big fan? Of the tub, that is.
Ah, yeah...
Oh, Amaori.
I'll wash you.
Wha?! Wh-Why?!
Just bathing together won't be enough to deliver the killing blow to her.
Our legs are touching! Eep!
This is a body soap that you can use in the bath.
Doesn't it feel nice
to let your wife wash you, dear?
"Feel nice"?!
Why doesn't this faze her?!
Is this just... normal for her?
U-Um, Satsuki-san.
What?
What you're doing right now...
Yeah?
It's really erotic!
Oh yeah?
Erotic?
Hold on.
What are you imagining?
Oh, come on, think about it! It's obvious!
No, it's not!
I'm just washing you!
Like washing someone's back.
You're wrong! It's dripping with sexual tension!
S-Se...
C-Come on, Amaori, stop making everything about sex.
No, you're the perv here!
The book you lent me starts with 40 pages of sex!
And it's raunchy stuff between an older woman and a teenage girl!
What do you take me for?!
S-Stop harping on that and just read the whole thing.
That's exactly your problem...
That's it!
I'm getting out!
Wait!
If any more pervy stuff happens, I'm gonna...
Huh? That didn't hurt?
Amaori...
Hurry up and get your hands off me.
Sorry.
But your boobs are so soft and warm. They feel really nice!
Thanks!
Amaori!
I'm sorry...
Boobs...
Are you asleep yet?
N-Not yet...
You know, Mai left that futon here for when she sleeps over.
She comes over that often?
She did back in elementary school.
But once she got busy with work, not so much.
Satsuki-san, do you get lonely?
I wish I could be your friend...
And that we could all get along.
Oh, I need photo evidence.
Is that really necessary?
She won't believe me unless I have proof.
Let's be a little adventurous, shall we?
And how exactly...?
How about a photo of us kissing?
Huh?
Come on, Amaori.
It'll be over quick.
I guess I have to, huh.
Don't you dare show this to anyone.
Yeah, I got it.
It's fine to carry a gun if it stays holstered.
But fire it...
...and it's a crime.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
What do you think you're doing?
Y-Yeah?
Usually when someone says that, they mean on the cheek.
A-And it was my first...
Did I just commit a terrible sin?
It's fine!
We're just friends, so it doesn't count!
Wait, no!
We're a couple now, so it totally does!
I just stole Satsuki-san's one and only first kiss!
I did something I can't undo!
Well... it's not a big deal.
Your face is bright red!
This kiss is what, my three hundred millionth time?
Who are you even trying to fool?!
Then will you take responsibility?!
No, um...
What do you mean?
Nothing, dumbass!
Just go to sleep!
It's not just the small stuff.
Now we're sharing a huge secret, too.
How did it come to this?!
There's no way I can sleep noooooow!
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Morning, Amaori-san!
Morning!
Good morning, Hasegawa-san. Hirano-san.
What a treat to be greeted by such a pretty girl this morning!
Every moment with Amaori-san is the best moment of my life.
My self-esteem's skyrocketing right now.
Yup. That's me, Amaori Renako. A bona fide member of Mai's group.
Oh, no.
You can always come talk to me.
Morning.
M-Morning, Satsuki-san.
Koto-san actually said hello to me...
This is the best day ever!
Amaori.
Y-Yes?
Um...
We're still on for after school, right?
Uh, yeah.
Wait, what?
We're acting like middle schoolers who can't make eye contact after their first kiss!
H-Hey, Rena-chan.
Yeah?
You know, I don't have anything planned today.
Oh, wow. That's rare.
Oh, no, not really...
Actually, yeah, it's super rare!
So I was wondering what I should do today.
Yeah?
I was wondering what I should do today.
H-Huh? What?
Is she trying to drop a hint?
But hinting at what?! I don't get it!
Amaori. We're heading out.
Oh, right.
See you tomorrow, Ajisai-sa—
What's wrong, Ajisai-san?!
Oh, it's nothing.
Actually, I just remembered I did have plans!
You know me! Always busy!
So, see you tomorrow!
Ah, okay. See you.
You moved on before you even understood the last—
Let's set one thing straight, Amaori.
Y-Yeah?
We did, in fact, touch our lips together.
But even so, my heart still belongs to me.
I won't let anyone steal it.
So...
Don't push your luck.
If she keeps that face up, I'll start blushing too!
I wasn't planning to, but what do you mean?
Like, treating me like I'm your woman.
I've literally never done that!
You'd take all my meager savings and gamble them away.
Why are you making me sound like some deadbeat husband?!
You give off mooching vibes.
Wow, harsh!
But really, I don't think you'd let me use you like that.
That's right.
Unfortunately for you, I don't plan on ever falling in love.
It's all just nonsense.
Yup. That's such a Satsuki-san thing to say.
I can't tell if she means it or not,
but maybe she's just trying to act like her ideal self.
You sure you're not saying that because you actually fell for me?
Owww!
Say one more dumb thing and I'll smack you so hard you'll flunk every class!
It was just a joke, I swear!
Look at me, actually studying at home.
Imagine if I managed to snag the top of my grade.
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably Mai—
It's not!
Why now?!
I mean, I am free, but if I say that...
She'll just say, "Heh. Thought so, loser."
No way, Ajisai-san would never say that!
Urk! Shoot, what do I do?!
Phone calls are a nightmare for the socially anxious! You're stuck in a one-on-one with no escape!
I wanna run away!
H-Hello?
Hello?
Whoa, her voice feels so close!
Thank goodness. I was worried you'd already fallen asleep.
I didn't want to bother you.
Not at all.
Did you need something?
Well, not really...
Ah, the whims of an angel!
So, what're you up to right now, Ajisai-san?
Hmm, I just took a bath, and while drying my hair,
I started wondering what you were doing.
You actually think about me when you're at home? I can't believe it!
Of course I do!
You know, Kaho-chan told me
you've been trying to get Mai-chan and Satsuki-chan to patch things up.
Well, yeah, I guess I have.
I hope this doesn't come off wrong,
but I'm curious... why are you trying so hard?
Umm...
I hardly have anyone to talk to at school,
so even Mai and Satsuki-san fighting feels like a huge crisis to me!
I'm really at the end of my rope here.
So yeah, I'm doing this for me! I'm total trash!
I mean, they're both part of our friend group, right?
I just don't want to watch them fighting all the time.
Yeah, I get that.
Kaho-chan's doing her best, too. It's really admirable.
Maybe I'm just cold-hearted.
If you're cold-hearted,
then Satsuki-san's like 70% liquid nitrogen!
But still...
Lately, I've been thinking I should try harder.
Like, thinking more about my friends,
or working to improve myself.
So you think about that kind of stuff, too?
Yeah.
That might be one reason why I called you.
"I like you just the way you are!"
That's what I almost blurted out.
But if someone wants to change, that's the last thing they'd want to hear.
I really do like you a lot, Rena-chan.
You flatter me too much, Your Majesty.
Huh?
I like you a lot, too!
A-Anyway, I'm going to stop being shy and change!
I really mean it!
Great! Wishing you luck!
Siiis!
Yes, yes, I know.
Sorry, Rena-chan.
I have to put one of the kiddos to bed.
It's fine!
Don't worry about it.
Talk to you tomorrow, then.
Yeah!
Maybe... talking on the phone isn't so bad.
On that note,
I think it's time I finally have a proper talk with Satsuki.
Way to go, Mai-Mai!
It was actually Ajisai who gave me the push I needed this morning.
Oh, it was nothing special.
I just wanted to help my friends.
It's such a relief you're so open with me.
Aww, I'm so glad to have such a lovely friend like you.
That's one point for Team MaiAji!
What's Team MaiAji?
MaiAji and MaiSatsu shippers have been at war since day one!
But they're all girls!
Hey Aa-chan, tell us how you won Mai-Mai over!
Well, I told Mai-chan how much I like her and Satsuki-chan,
and how it hurt to see them ignoring each other.
Honestly, it was just selfish of me.
Ajisai-san had the guts to speak up,
even though she had no reason to.
Meanwhile, I only ever act when it's life-or-death.
She really is a genuinely kind person.
And that's where you come in, Renako. Be our mediator.
Why me?!
Besides, it's only one more week
until Satsuki-san finally makes peace with Mai.
But Ajisai-san made this chance happen.
I won't let it go to waste.
Leave it to me!
It's so hot.
Do we really have to wait out here?
Now, now.
She said we'd go somewhere quiet. Maybe a café?
You really don't know her at all, do you?
She'll surprise us, and not in a good way.
Not in a good way...?
Sorry for the wait.
You're late.
My apologies.
Let's go.
Uh, where to?
The perfect place for a real talk.
See? I told you.
Big surprise. Definitely not the fun kind.
So, what is it?
It seems...
I did something to upset you again.
Ooh, off to a good start.
Not really.
You never change.
Maybe it's not fair for me to say this, but it's not like I'm enjoying this either.
If you just told me what I did wrong, I could actually fix it.
Really now...
You're really dragging it out this time.
Usually you're over it in three days,
so I must've ticked you off pretty bad this time.
Either way, I'd appreciate it if you'd just talk to me.
I told you, it's nothing.
Actually, Mai, it's about when you insisted Satsuki-san likes—
Well, you weren't saying anything.
She can't find out I'm still holding a grudge.
If she does, she'll never let it go.
And I'm not holding one anyway!
You know what?
Let me make one thing crystal clear.
I absolutely do not have a crush on you!
That's exactly what someone with a crush would say.
Shut up, Amaori!
Why would you even think I like you?!
Where's your reasoning, huh?!
You've been by my side for so long.
Of course I'd pick up on your feelings for me.
My feelings...?
You're like a little boy teasing the girl he likes.
Believe me, it's painfully obvious.
And there she goes again: Princess Positive!
You know, I'm an adult now.
Maybe you just can't see it yet.
Is that so?
You don't seem to have changed one bit since the day we met.
Are you serious?!
Mai's words...
...must've cut Satsuki-san really deep.
Satsuki-san battles each day wearing the armor of her ideal self.
Mai, on the other hand, wants people to see her true self,
so she tries to look past other people's masks, too.
But what if Mai doesn't think Satsuki-san's effort to act tough is worth anything?
Are these two just fundamentally incompatible?
You think you've grown up?!
That's only physically!
You still bawl over the smallest setbacks!
This has nothing to do with me.
You've always been careless.
Isn't that why you messed up with Amaori?
That was my mistake.
I'll own up to it.
And that's why I'm always trying to get better.
Very admirable.
Which is why we need to show Amaori how far you've come.
I bet we could dig up a dozen photos of you crying after some big screw-up.
Why are you dragging Renako into this?!
You're being so cruel!
I sat with you while you cried until 5:30 a.m.
That's more than enough kindness.
Then you should've just said no from the start!
Like you had anywhere else to go!
That's not true!
Because now, I've found the woman I truly love.
From now on, I'll rely exclusively on Renako.
Thank you for everything, Satsuki.
From here on, Renako and I will walk forward in life together.
Let's get married, Renako.
Let's not!
That's hilarious.
Sadly, you'll be single forever, Ouzuka Mai.
What was that?!
Oh no.
Let me spell it out so even you can understand.
Amaori and I are dating.
Satsuki...
I honestly can't imagine anyone choosing you over me.
Here's the proof.
Ridiculous!
How did you even get that?!
I had the camera on, just in case.
She's totally gonna get the wrong idea!
Wrong idea?
How so?
Doesn't it show the truth plain as day?
Say, why don't we pick up where we left off?
As if you weren't totally embarrassed!
That kiss doesn't count!
I can't forgive myself, knowing I stole your first kiss.
So what?!
I'm upset you're acting like nothing happened!
This can't be...
Me, losing to Satsuki...?
Wait, no, Mai! It was an accident, it's not what you think!
What accident?
If it's not true that we're a couple and kissed, then say so right now.
You're a couple...?
Wait.
It's only for two weeks.
Correct.
But we really are dating, aren't we, darling?
Renako?
I should've realized it from the start.
Dating Satsuki-san would only end up hurting Mai.
Mai's my dear friend. I should be treating her better than this.
I'm such a scumbag for secretly dating her childhood friend.
Renako, why?
Even with me as your girlfriend, you'd still cheat on me?
We're friends, got it?!
Friends with Rena-fits! Nothing more!
Remember when
you said you'd let her do whatever she wanted?!
This is the result!
I see now.
So you were testing me back then.
I wanted to stop you so badly, I thought my heart would burst.
Who in their right mind cheats just to test their partner's love?!
This is perfect.
It's exactly what I wanted to see!
A broken Ouzuka Mai, groveling at my feet!
My life is finally complete!
Today's the day I'm reborn!
Oh god, what am I supposed to do in this nightmare situation?!
Wait, Satsuki.
Earlier, Renako said it was a two-week relationship.
What happens after that?
Well, I'm enjoying myself, so I wouldn't mind if we kept going.
Wait, what?! That wasn't part of the deal!
Are you planning to marry Renako?
I'll do it.
No, you won't!
Good. That means I still have a fighting chance.
I won't give up that easily.
You're such a pest.
Then how about this, Satsuki? Let's compete.
Compete?
Yes.
If I win, you give Renako back.
I never belonged to you in the first place!
Then if I win, I'm keeping Amaori for life.
For life?!
I'm only a first-year in high school!
That's right.
You'll have to see us spend our lives together, side by side, in perfect harmony.
We'll hold hands, kiss in public,
and... take it even further.
This is insane!
Very well.
We'll compete for Renako.
Good. Let's settle this.
Wait, both of you!
What now?
We're in the middle of something important!
Yeah, I'm painfully aware!
How many times do I have to say I can't do the whole relationship thing?!
What I want is a friend!
You're scared of things ending badly and ruining what we have, right?
Well, I'm ready to spend the rest of my life with you.
Then so am I.
You're way too casual about this, Satsuki-san!
Being pressured into this is a hard no!
I'm steering my own life, and no one else!
So...
Count me in! I'm joining this competition!
What?!
You heard me!
You can't say I don't have a stake in this!
Perfect, then.
Let's settle it with next week's midterms.
Fine by me.
This time, I'll finally—
Wait! Hold on!
You can't just throw a rookie adventurer into the Demon Lord's castle!
My life's on the line here! Shouldn't I get a say in how we do this?!
That's true, but...
If you win, and I'm supposed to devote my life to you,
the risks should be the same.
No!
If I win, things go back to how they were before!
And the two of you have to make up!
Make up...?
Fine, that works.
At least it's simple.
Right.
So what are we competing in?
FPS!
We'll battle it out in a first-person shooter!
So, yeah...
That's how things ended up...
So...
If you beat them in a game, they'll make up, right?
Yeah.
Then what if Mai-chan or Satsuki-chan win?
If they win... uh, good question.
Guess there'll be some penalty.
Really?
Then you have to win!
I know... my life's riding on this...
They've never touched an FPS before, so there's no way I can lose, right?
By the way, do you have any plans for summer break?
I dunno... I'd like to go out and have fun, but I probably won't go far.
So instead, you'll come hang out at my place, right, Rena-chan?
Of course!
Sis!
What?! I was just having a nice chat with Ajisai-san!
Oh, were you now? But I think you can put me first.
After all, you're dating me, right?
Rena-chan?
Did she just say "dating"?!
Rena-chan!
Sis...
Why'd you just ignore Satsuki-senpai, your girlfriend?
W-Well, I was talking to Ajisai-san.
You seriously need to get your act together, sis!
Wait, are you two fighting?
Who knows...
My whole life's just one lie painted over another.
Can I ask what you're doing here?
Is this the place where Mai assaulted you?
S-Satsuki-san, maybe be a little more delicate about that kind of thing—
What are you plotting this time?
Don't be ridiculous.
I just wanted to confirm something.
And what's that supposed to mean?
I got carried away and claimed your life as mine.
But thinking about it calmly now,
it was rash of me to choose you as my lifelong partner.
Shouldn't that be obvious?
I wanted to figure out...
How I truly felt about you.
And? What's the answer?
I don't know.
What can I do?
You're the first person like this I've ever met.
Like me...?
A very strange girl.
I-I'm not strange!
I'm totally normal.
A normal person wouldn't agree to a two-week relationship contract.
And they wouldn't look like they're dying if I didn't make up with Mai.
Your life must be exhausting.
Honestly,
you're reckless and scatterbrained.
But I don't hate that about you.
Satsuki-san?
I'm reckless too, in my own way.
This game's tough, so I want your help beating Mai.
Will you teach me how to get better?
S-Sure...
Why did I agree to this?
It's not like I can afford to help an enemy.
Maybe it wasn't really about teaming up against Mai.
It was simpler than that.
Just having Satsuki-san next to me in my room, playing games together...
It made me really happy.
Unfortunately...
Satsuki-san! You're getting shot!
Huh? Am I dead?
We've still got a long way to go.
Oh, by the way, Amaori.
I'm staying over tonight.
Huh?
Y-You are?!
I don't know how to get better on my own,
and I'm off from work tonight, so...
Is that okay?
It's not okay!
A friend crashing to play games all night...
That's like the ultimate dream for a youth!
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Man... Satsuki-san...
Guess I'll go take a bath too now.
Yeah.
She's giving it her all, but...
A single week of practice just isn't enough to win.
Sis?
Haruna?!
She waited until I was alone to ambush me?!
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I just talked with Satsuki-senpai.
She said she didn't mean to pry, but wanted to know what we were fighting about.
We talked, and she told me
you were only dating for her sake, so you hadn't really done anything wrong.
Well, that's true, but...
She also said you actually like Mai-senpai.
Okay, now that's not true!
Sorry for jumping to conclusions.
No, I'm the one who caused the misunderstanding to begin with.
Yup, you sure did.
Hey!
But she also said living under the same roof with someone you're clashing with gets awkward,
so it's better to make peace.
Satsuki-san said that?
You know, sis, you've been on a roll ever since you started high school.
Satsuki-senpai seems like a really good friend.
Yeah.
It's tough hitting a moving target.
Yeah, I used to feel the same way.
So how'd you get so good?
Well... there was a time I never left my room and just played all day.
You must really love it.
I mean, yeah, but...
It was more about letting out all my pent-up frustration.
Bathing in the aura of my downed enemies. That sort of thing.
How silly.
That's the thing about you.
Like what?
You seem like such a pushover, but when cornered, you fight with everything you've got.
And yet, I still can't read the room.
But I don't dislike that about you.
You know, Amaori...
I know, sorry for getting carried away.
I haven't even said anything yet.
Thank you.
But all I'm really doing is teaching you how to play.
No, not that.
Thanks to you, I can actually challenge Mai.
Huh?
Weren't you competing with her over test scores?
Yeah, but we never get to face off in something we're both brand new at.
Yeah, I guess not.
I never thought Mai would even go along with this idea.
It feels strange.
Or maybe...
it's not so strange after all.
I know exactly what it is.
It's actually been a lot of fun.
So thanks, Amaori.
No problem.
I just want Satsuki-san to be happy.
It must've been tough, fighting her friend like that.
They've got to make up.
And for that to happen, I have to win.
And maybe...
I can become friends with Satsuki-san someday.
Today's the big showdown.
My test scores were a little above average this time.
Looks like Satsuki-san's tutoring paid off!
Great! I've got this!
Usually, Mai and Satsuki-san compare their scores, but not today.
Man, I'm starting to get nervous.
Is today the day, Rena-chan?
Yeah...
I-I-I'm ready to give it everything I've got!
Don't worry, I've got this.
Rena-chan?!
No way! Am I actually nervous?!
Ow!
You'll be fine, Rena-chin!
Even if you mess up, Aa-chan and I have your back!
Kaho-chan, Ajisai-san!
If it doesn't work out, we'll think of something else!
But since the big plan's tomorrow, it'd be super-duper if you won today!
I'll do my best!
This is the Ouzuka family's special gaming room.
How's this, Renako?
You like it, right?
I-I do.
What was that?
I like it.
Say it again!
I love it!
Get a grip, you two.
Okay, let's get started.
No problem here.
I'm ready too.
A private match. Battle royale.
First to get two wins takes it.
If Mai wins, I have to marry her.
If Satsuki-san wins, I have to marry her.
And if I win, they make up.
These terms are awful!
But I've got no choice.
All right.
Go!
Was that my imagination?
Oh yeah, I forgot my headphones.
No point in upping the volume if I can't tell who's who.
W-Wait, wh—
What the heck was that?!
How was that? Did I surprise you?
Yeah! How'd you even do that?!
On the smallest four-player map, there are only 24 spawn points, you know.
...Really?
There are a few key spots,
so I sprinted straight for them at the start.
If I'd guessed wrong, I'd have lost a lot of time.
But what can I say? I'm just lucky.
Oh, you little...!
I cooked up about twenty tactics for you.
I hope you'll enjoy them.
This girl! She's been targeting me from the start!
My best move now is to gather more info.
When did Satsuki-san get this good?
Wow, you're killing it, Satsuki-san!
Be quiet. You're distracting me.
Yes, ma'am.
What a pity.
Truly.
One win, and it's already match point.
Next up is my victory.
When we're done, let's go greet your parents!
I know we're only students, but how about trying to live together a few days a week?
I can hardly wait!
Can you not plan our whole lives between matches?!
Come on, let's start already!
All right, I just need a good vantage point.
If I get into a shootout, it all comes down to skill.
This is open ground, so fights can drag on.
Mai's surprise attacks won't work as easily here.
Mai?!
Tch. Oh, it's you.
Yikes, that tongue-click!
What do you think, Satsuki?
Should we take Renako out first?
Are you serious?
If you win here, it's over.
What, not confident you can beat me one-on-one?
I'm just increasing my odds.
I see. Your odds.
But this is different from the schoolwork you're so good at.
What about it?
Say there are two roads. One's narrow with no escape if you're ambushed.
The other is wide and open.
Both are being camped by the enemy.
Yeah, and?
Naturally, you'd pick the wide road. For your odds of survival, it's the "right" choice.
But you know, Satsuki...
The real answer is the path with no enemies.
You think you just barely lost that first match, don't you?
But did you really?
You've been making the "right" calls all along.
And that's exactly why you can't beat—
Um, you were just standing there, so...
Right. Well, that happens, too.
I won! Now I've got match point, too!
I'll use the restroom.
Go ahead.
Satsuki-san...
I may have gone a little too far.
Yeah. You definitely did.
But I figured saying that would give me an easy win.
Would Satsuki really be happy if I didn't go all out to beat her?
Well...
She'd be happier if she didn't push herself so hard all the time.
But you know she has to. She's Satsuki-san.
You're not wrong.
She's the one who taught me what freedom means.
Huh?
It's an old story, from around when we just met.
I still don't know how she got so fixated on me.
Satsuki-san's...
...taking a while.
You're right. I figured we should let her be alone for a bit.
Let her be alone?
I'll go check on her!
She's better o—
No!
Mai, remember when I ran up to the roof and you came after me?
You made me really happy.
Did I?
I'll respect your choice then.
I'm sure she won't listen to me anyway.
Hey, uh... Satsuki-san?
Satsuki-san?
I'm sorry.
I'll be back soon.
I was just taking a moment to think about the next match.
I mean, I put a lot of effort into this.
Yeah. You've improved a lot.
But I still can't beat Mai.
I've been working the whole time.
Huh?
Even during midterms.
My manager said I could take time off,
but I didn't want to go back on my decision.
I had no idea...
I was studying and practicing for this on top of that.
Wow, how did you manage...?
You're really amazing.
But honestly,
all I've been doing is kidding myself.
No.
If I throw everything into competing with Mai and it's all for nothing,
then I don't know what I'll do with myself.
It's been really fun.
I'm such an idiot.
I actually thought winning a game could fix their relationship.
But how would that ever work?
Even if I win,
Satsuki-san would never see herself as Mai's equal again.
Their friendship would be over.
Satsuki-san, you can't give up now.
What is it?
Even if you don't win today or tomorrow,
you'll still have another chance.
That's what I always thought, too.
But I'm up against—
Mai, I know!
But you can't give up yet!
You've wanted to beat her for ages, right?
Don't stop now!
I want to see Mai lose, too!
Bit late to say that.
You're the one who dragged me into this!
I even betrayed a friend to help you!
And it sucked the whole time!
That's it.
We've been partners in crime all along.
So don't go giving up on me!
Even if you lose today, just smile and say you'll get her next time!
Don't let that narcissist who only has her looks break your spirit!
The Satsuki-san I admire keeps walking with her head held high.
Hey, Satsuki-san!
What are you doing?
Sorry.
I got carried away.
Uh...
Why won't you let go?
All your yelling reminded me of something.
That doesn't answer my question.
So, you were saying...?
Ouzuka Mai isn't as great as she thinks she is.
Satsuki-san...
You've been running your mouth. Pretty bold of you, Amaori.
Huh?! I-I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I don't dislike that about you.
What was that for?!
No reason in particular.
Just cheering myself up.
Oh, come on!
Come to think of it, it's silly that I'm the one getting my morale shredded.
I'll make sure Mai's heart gets worn down too.
What are you planning?
Isn't it obvious?
I'm going to keep fighting.
Welcome back. You sure took your time.
Did you come up with a plan to beat me?
Yes, thanks to some help.
Huh?!
Well then. I'm looking forward to it.
And wow, Renako,
you're covered in sweat.
Of course.
We were getting a little intimate.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What kind of provocation even is that?
It's actually working!
What a terrible way to put that, Satsuki.
Oh, and we kissed too.
Right, Amaori?
Yeah, we did.
Renako...?
S-Start the game!
Hey, Amaori.
I'll tell you how Mai and I became rivals.
Wha?! The match, like, just started!
Mai used to be the very picture of a perfect princess.
Hold on, Satsuki. What's this about?
This is from when you were the cutest—no, the only time you've ever been cute.
Focus.
This is clearly a trap.
Mai was popular back then, too.
But she was always modeling or in lessons every single day.
Even as a kid, I could see it was tough.
My mom was only trying to help me reach my full potential.
But you must've found that stifling.
I did envy you all.
Hence why you wound up in such a mess.
I was young and foolish.
Grr, it's hard to focus.
One day, Mai said she could join us, and we all played together.
Everyone was thrilled.
But the whole time, it seemed like Mai's mind was elsewhere.
When it got late and everyone went home,
it ended up being just the two of us.
She looked like she was about to cry.
"I can't go home today," she said.
Why not?
She'd skipped work that day.
I think she'd just reached her limit.
I was just acting out like any kid would.
So then what, Satsuki-san?
I took Mai home with me.
But I was honestly embarrassed to let her see my place.
It was my first time at a friend's house.
I was pretty nervous.
But your mom was kind to me the whole time.
And you were too, of course.
And then?
Mai's mother showed up.
Completely deadpan, she apologized to us.
I thought adults were supposed to get mad, so it really scared me.
It was the first time I'd seen my mom like that, too.
Looking back, she must've felt bad for pushing me too hard.
She's never been good at expressing herself.
So what happened then?
Satsuki stood up for me.
Wait, Satsuki-san did?
Yes.
Mai didn't do anything wrong.
My mom always says a kid's only job is to play.
So please don't be mean to her!
Mai doesn't need to go anywhere.
We can adopt her.
Because I promise I'll stay with her forever!
What a time, Satsuki.
What?
Ever since then, whenever I feel alone, you're always there to cut me down to size,
reminding me that I'm not so special after all.
Because you aren't. What am I supposed to do with a baby pretending to be grown up?
Says the girl who keeps competing with me and acting all put together.
What's that about?
Look in the mirror.
I'm just keeping you company.
Why would you do that?
Because...
If I don't, when you're alone again,
I won't be able to be by your side.
So Satsuki-san...
does all this to make sure Mai isn't alone.
I suppose you never change, Satsuki.
You've always been so kind.
Wow, Satsuki-san, you really care about Mai.
No, I couldn't care less.
This is just my choice.
I'm not doing it so she'll be grateful.
Besides,
it's embarrassing to spell it out like this.
Well, now I get how you really feel.
Thanks for telling me.
Mooorooon!
You were wide open!
Wha-wha-wha... B-But don't you love me...?
This match has nothing to do with that!
Oh right, I said I'd be with you forever!
Guess what? If I kept losing and losing and LOSING to you,
of course I'd be pissed!
I can't stand naive little girls like you.
Do I look like a goody two-shoes to you?!
So you dumped all those bottled-up feelings just to drag me down?
Just to land that one shot?
A small price for that look on your face!
You bully!
Tell me more! How's it feel to be tricked?!
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
I'm overflowing with joy right now!
Bringing you home that day was the best choice I ever made!
Why are you so mean to me?!
So this is what Satsuki-san meant by wearing down Mai's heart.
Still, one thing's clear to me now...
Satsuki-san really does care about Mai, just like when she brought her home that day.
All right, Satsuki-san.
It's just you and me now.
Amaori.
What?
Um... Oh, how I adore you.
Wuv you, Amaori.
Zero out of ten! At least give some details!
Let's see...
You don't think things through, and your social skills are nonexistent.
On top of being reckless,
you're not exactly talented at anything.
Yeah?
And yet, because you know your flaws,
you're kinder than anyone else
and you're so earnest that it's almost embarrassing.
...There.
I see...
Thanks!
Summer break's finally here!
Got any plans, Satsuki-chan?
I do. I've been dying to just read books
while soaking in the bath all day.
Won't the moisture ruin them?
I keep the window open and use a stand, so they'll be fine.
Yeah! The bath at Satsuki-san's place is amazing!
It sure is. Satsuki's such a perfectionist.
By the way, how do you know that, Renako?
It's not like that.
She just came over to hang out.
Isn't that a perfectly normal thing for a friend to do?
F... Friends?
Satsuki-saaaan!
Whoa, Rena-chin. Are you crying?
Wh-What's the matter?
You just called me your friend!
That's it?
It's a big deal, okay?
You're so weird.
Anyway, why are we here today?
Surely we're not throwing a party for my grand return to the friend group.
Of course not.
What then?
Happy birthday, Satsuki.
Oh... I was so busy I forgot.
Happy birthday, Satsuki-chan!
Congrats!
Thanks, guys.
I'm so happy.
Oh, friend of mine, Satsuki-san! A token of friendship from your dear friend Renako!
Hush, child.
That's so mean!
I'm glad we made it in time.
I was freaking out over this for ages.
You guys were that worried?
Well, yeah!
Thanks, everyone.
Aww, Saa-chan's blushing!
Look at us, Satsuki. Surrounded by friends.
No one's going to be left all alone.
Yeah. I think you're right.
By the way, Mai.
I have something for you too.
You got caught up practicing that game, didn't you?
The test results?
Too bad. You were close.
Just remember: I work hard at everything.
And this is the first time I've beaten you.
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A moment not too far in the future.
I promise you, I'll always be your friend.
Thanks, Rena-chan.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
And now, back to the present.
Summer vacation's in full swing.
Homework, games, homework, games... then even more games.
That's basically all I did each day.
Just when I thought I might slip back into being a shut-in...
Did you have fun?
Your face is all red.
Fall in love with me again?
I never did in the first place.
Still, thanks for inviting me out.
You looked really cool back there.
So maybe I like you a little more than before.
You sure are stubborn.
I-I'm not!
I was trying to be honest with you just now.
You're right...
I really am happy.
All right.
I feel better now, thanks to you.
Good to hear.
Oh, right.
I heard you're going to Ajisai's place tomorrow.
Yeah.
Have fun with her.
She's a dear friend of mine, too.
Seeing you two get along makes me happy.
Guess we'll just hang out another time, then.
Thanks for today.
Good luck at work!
I'm home!
Oh, you went out?
Yeah.
Hey, look, the legend herself.
For real?!
It's such an honor!
You're adorable!
We were just talking about you!
You're friends with Ouzuka Mai, right?!
Huh? Well, yeah.
I knew it!
You're so pretty and you've just got that aura!
Well, duh!
My sister's not just friends with Ouzuka Mai. They're totes BFFs!
Seriously?!
Well, I mean...
Y-Yeah, I am!
That's awesome!
God, I'm wiped.
There's no way I can be like Mai...
Ohh, it's my angel!
Even her texts are adorable!
Oh, right!
It's tomorrow!
My stomach's killing me...
Ugh, I should've canceled. Accepting Ajisai-san's invite was conceited of me.
I'm still a mediocre nobody, even though I'm desperate to make it seem like I'm not.
She'll hate me when she sees I'm a fraud.
Oh, Rena-chan!
Ohmigosh, you're adorable!
Huh?
You're literally too cute.
What happened to you this summer?
Well, I haven't seen you in a while, so I might've put in a little extra effort.
That's not weird, is it?
Not at all!
Wait—it is, 'cause you're ridiculously cute!
You think so?
I'm sure of it.
You're not some fairy only I can see, right?!
R-Right... let's get you somewhere cooler.
Great. Now she's worried about me.
No, not now!
Let's make today fun, Ajisai-san.
You got it.
All my worries disappeared the moment I saw her smile.
Even her house is adorable.
Here you go.
Ah, thanks.
So, what've you been up to, Rena-chan?
Uh, lately?
Playing games, studying, just lazing around with the AC...
That sounds nice.
Ever tried a part-time job?
No way!
Really?
I could never deal with strangers.
Oh, that's right. You're not good with boys.
Yeah.
I've barely been around guys my whole life,
so I honestly don't know how to talk to them.
I see.
Once you get the hang of it, I bet you'd be popular with the boys.
No way! That's crazy!
Actually, I've been thinking of getting a part-time job.
You have?!
I mean, maybe it'd be fun.
Ajisai-san with a job...
Wait. That sounds nice. Yes, please.
Well, I don't really have time for a job anyway.
You don't?
Nope.
I've got to look after my brothers, so no going out and having fun for me.
Oh. Wow.
Well, both of my parents work.
I'm used to it by now.
"That sounds tough."
Or is that response too generic?
Sorry for the weird tangent.
Let's just start playing already!
Okay.
Talking about family situations is anxiety-inducing.
I guess Ajisai-san has her own issues, too.
Oh? What is it, Kii-kun?
Whoa, it's her brother!
He's so tiny! I'm blessed to meet another being who shares Ajisai-san's DNA!
Sis...
Kou-kun, do you want to play with us, too?
Guess I have no choice.
But you need to greet her first, okay?
Hello...
They're so cute... Hello.
This is Amaori Renako, the friend I told you about who's good at games.
Be nice to her and mind your manners, okay?
Sorry.
Do you mind them joining?
Of course not!
Yes! This is my chance to impress Ajisai-san!
Renako-chan, you're awesome!
They're all over me just 'cause I'm good at games!
Sorry you have to keep them busy, Rena-chan.
Aw, it's no big deal! I'm having fun!
Let's get to a good stopping point and go to my room.
Sure.
Wait, what? The room she sleeps in?
Go there? Like friends do?
Okay, we girls are going to my room now, so...
Not yet!
Hey, Rena-chan. I made cheesecake. Wanna try it?
I'd love to! J-Just let me finish this first!
How do I even get to a stopping point?!
Come on, you guys have homework.
I did it this morning!
Amazing!
How did you do that?!
Cooomme oooonnn!
Was that... Ajisai-san just now?
Jeez! I've been looking forward to this for so long, but you two have been hogging her!
Didn't you promise you'd stop soon?!
That's it for today! Go to your rooms!
Aww, that's lame.
Yeah, whatever.
We're going, we're going.
Jeez... Jeez...!
Rena-chan.
Y-Yes!
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Don't worry about it!
Y'know, I fight with my sister all the time! That's just how it is with family!
So what if you act different when you're not at school?!
Take me for example!
I'm totally different at home!
So, uh, it's all good! Right?
Alas, Ajisai-san's homemade cheesecake was tragically wasted.
I was so distracted I couldn't taste a bite of it.
So that's how it went.
Huh.
Ajisai-senpai must've really been looking forward to hanging out with you.
Well, she got mad because they kept you from spending time with her, right?
You mean she was already fed up with them and that pushed her over?
She doesn't seem like that kind of person, though.
She sure doesn't.
All that stress must've gotten to her.
I mean, I'd never survive if I had to babysit you all the time.
It's the other way around!
Huh, it's Ajisai-san.
Hello?
Rena-chan?
I'm really sorry.
No, don't be.
We finally got to do this, and then I just ruined it for you.
You really didn't.
Plus, I'm glad I got to see a new side of you.
I'm truly so sorry.
No, it's fine. Really.
I'll just come by again another time.
Yeah.
You know, I've made up my mind.
Ooh, about what?
Well, you see...
I'm running away from home.
Ahh, she's running away.
Uh, wait, wha—
Huuuuuuuuh?!
Yup. First train tomorrow morning!
It'll be fine. Don't worry.
It's not like I've given up on life or anything.
I wonder what I should've said.
If I tried to stop her with platitudes like "your family cares about you,"
she'd just bottle it up and it would happen again.
Ack, she's in real danger!
Every sleazeball will set their sights on her! My baby angel will get eaten alive!
And when summer break ends...
Hiya!
Sorry!
I've got a date today with my third girlfriend. 
And school's boring, so I'm quitting.
Darn it, no!
Please don't go, Ajisai-san!
Stay by my side so you can gently calm me down whenever I get loopy at school.
I remember when we first talked on the second day of school.
Hey, um...
Do you want to share my umbrella?
Oh, are you sure?
That's so nice of you.
We're in the same class, right?
What's your name?
From that day on,
Ajisai-san was the epitome of everything I admired.
Hey, I don't have a partner yet.
Wanna stretch with me?
Since I started high school, Ajisai-san's been my lifeline.
Thanks to her, I managed to overcome my middle school trauma.
That's why...
I need to protect this flower.
Rena-chan?
H-Heya, Ajisai-san.
Why are you here?
I just suddenly felt like taking a trip, I guess.
But I was kinda nervous about going alone,
so I thought, why don't we go together?
U-Unless you don't want me to?
Rena-chan...
Oh god. I'm scared.
But I just want her to do what she wants to do.
She's always so kind and helpful to everyone.
So this is only fair! I'm just coming along to keep her safe!
I'm sorry for making you worry, Rena-chan.
But are you really sure?
O-Of course!
I've got nothing to do anyway.
Going on a trip with you sounds way more fun.
Ajisai-san is hugging me!
Thank you, Rena-chan.
S-Sure thing.
I've never taken the first train before, but it's so empty, huh?
Yeah, it really is.
I have to admit, I often browse travel sites when I'm bored.
I'll pretend I'm on a trip and be like,
"Hmm, this'll take two hours. How do I pass the time?"
Oh, cool.
Yikes! I just came to a horrifying realization.
Maybe Ajisai-san simply wanted to enjoy this trip alone.
What if, while I'm struggling to keep it together, she's thinking,
"Ugh. I was stuck entertaining the whims of a loser who can't get a clue."
If she ends up hating me, then she'll be gone from my life!
It's cooler today than yesterday, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Frick. Do I branch out and talk about the humidity or cloud types?
No, that'd be a disaster!
Oh god.
I have no clue what to talk about.
There has to be a way to make her glad I came along at all.
Easy: flawless small talk, a sharp mind, and the ability to crack jokes on cue.
How am I supposed to do that?!
Let's lower the bar. The goal should just be to get her home safely.
It'll be fine. She won't hate me.
Wait, do I have it backward?
Ajisai-san's really considerate, so if I'm not enjoying myself...
"I'm so sorry you had to come along with me."
No, I can't bear the thought!
I must... I must have fun.
Hahaha. See? I'm having a great time.
How could I not? I get Ajisai-san all to myself.
Come on, smile, Renako.
I'm at my limit!
Save...
me...
What now? Are you being chased by zombies?
Ahh! My dear friend Satsuki-san!
Satsuki-san, my friend! Why have you forsaken me?!
We kissed three times, you know!
She's probably already forgotten me and gone back to one of her spicy books...
It's no use. I'm done for.
Without wings, I can't reach an angel...
I'll open one now!
Huh. That's more average than I expected.
Of course.
I love every part of Ajisai-san.
Sorry for the wait, Ajisai-san!
Shall we go?
Sure!
Uh... where to?
A hot spring, Rena-chan.
A hot spring?!
Yup.
I already reserved our seats, so go ahead, Rena-chan.
O-Okay.
Once this train leaves, there's no turning back.
I've gotta make up my mind.
Rena-chan?
I need to repay her for everything she's done for me.
And I'll do whatever I can.
Today is your day.
Thank you, Rena-chan.
Not at all.
I haven't had a window seat in ages.
The kids always take it.
Maybe this is what I've been missing.
H-Hey.
If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
Does it have to be real? Could I say, like, Wonderland?
Uh, I don't know...
You don't know?!
The prompt didn't have rules!
I think I'd like to see a Western castle. You know, like Neuschwanstein Castle.
Oh yeah, a castle would be great!
They're full of treasure chests!
Hey, Satsuki-san! This isn't looking good!
We made it!
It's kinda deserted here, huh?
Are you allowed to say that?!
Is this where we're staying?
Yeah. I was thinking about spending the night at the hot spring here.
You want a bite?
N-No thanks. Sorry.
Why're you apologizing?
You're so silly.
Oh no, I need to say something.
But what?!
Satsuki-san! I'm opening topic number two!
Ajisai-san, do you have any dreams for the future?
Hm... dreams...
What about you?
Me?
I used to think it'd be nice if I could make a living playing video games.
That's pretty popular these days.
Ooh, that sounds fun!
But...
I feel different now. There are all kinds of things I'd like to do.
Even if it might not turn out well.
I think that sounds great.
My dream used to be becoming a professional girlboss.
What's that?
To be honest, I don't know either.
But I wanted to be cool and confident.
Oof... my heart's fluttering...
You know, every now and then...
I wish I could be a little more grown up.
Like someone who's kind, brave, and can do everything.
Like what you said on the phone?
Yeah.
Though it hasn't worked out at all.
I mean, I snapped at the kids and ran away from home.
That's normal.
No one can be their best all the time.
You're so sweet, Rena-chan.
Even though I'm useless, you're still trying to cheer me up.
What?!
That's not true at all! Look, I burn out way too easily. If I give 100 percent, it's to lazing around!
You're great at pacing yourself. Good on you.
I put off homework so I can game all day!
I wish I could be as passionate about something as you are.
Aaaah! Ajisai-san's self-worth is so low, she's praising me for anything!
Please, Ajisai-san, could you insult me?
Why would you want that?!
Just throw all the mean thoughts you've been holding back at me.
But jeez...
Rena-chan, you're nice to anyone and everyone.
Um, that's you!
You know, I used to come to this town a bunch.
One of my relatives runs a guest house here.
Oh, neat.
This quieter vibe...
I don't dislike it.
I decided to run away, but I still ended up here.
I guess I'm too timid to go to places I haven't already been to.
Sorry. Let's go.
R-Rena-chan...?
I found another inn nearby!
Doing what feels familiar is fine,
but how about we try something new together?
Even if it ends up a disaster, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
It'll be okay.
You can go anywhere and do anything.
And if being alone is scary, I'll be right here.
Rena-chan...
C'mon, let's go!
What is this...?
Wanna try the next station over?
Uh, yeah. Let's do that.
Thanks.
Oh, uh, okay.
Compared to all the times we've held hands before,
her hand felt warmer than ever.
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There's not much around here, but please enjoy yourselves.
Oh, but tomorrow's the festival.
That sounds lovely.
Here's your room.
Look, they even have yukatas.
Let's try them on, Rena-chan.
Uh, sure.
Wait, Ajisai-san in a yukata?!
Can my heart even handle this?
No peeking, okay?
Don't yukatas just feel so nice to wear?
My eyes are blessed!
Calm down, Renako.
Ajisai-san wouldn't want to share a room with a girl who keeps ogling her.
Wait, what am I even saying?!
Me, ogle Ajisai-san? Pssh, never. Not even once.
You look so cute in your yukata.
We're twinsies.
Yeah, totally!
Wow, this is amazing.
We can even reserve a private detached hot spring.
Wanna go together?
S-So you mean... just the two of us? In the same hot spring?
Yup.
Hold up. Since the dawn of time, I've never thought of Ajisai that way!
S-Sorry, I'm not great with hot springs...
Ah, okay then.
All right.
I'm really sorry.
Rena-chan?
There's something important I need to tell you.
Huh? What is it?
Since I got you involved in this whole "running away from home" thing,
I should be the one covering everything:
the inn, transportation, all of it.
No way. I'm here because I want to be.
And I'm really grateful for that,
but this was my idea. You're already doing more than enough just by being here.
Okay, but still...
If we were out with friends and someone wanted to stop somewhere, we'd split the bill, right?
Besides, I usually just blow my savings on games.
I'd much rather spend it on a trip with you!
No, I just can't.
This isn't like going to a café.
And I'm a lousy big sister who ditched her little brothers.
If I'm already making you an accomplice, then asking you to pay too
is just too much.
Really?
Would it...
...be better if I hadn't come along?
I'm sorry, Rena-chan.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Screw it.
If that's how it is...
Then let's settle this physically!
P-Physically?!
We'll settle it with a match!
Uh...
If I win, we split it fifty-fifty!
I don't think that's how it works.
No way I'm letting you pay for me!
If you don't like it, then beat me at ping pong first!
This is ridiculous, Rena-chan!
So what if it's ridiculous?! That was how things worked out with Mai and Satsuki-san, too.
Last-ditch attempts are all I've got!
What even is pride, anyway?
First to ten points wins! Let's go!
Ugh, fine!
Wait, what the heck?!
She's actually good!
If you lose, will you finally let me pay?
I'll figure that out later,
but the answer's still no!
What kind of dumb logic is that?!
Wow, she's not just outgoing, but sporty, too?
Whoa, I saw them!
That's a foul!
What is?!
Why are you so stubborn?!
It's a lot of money!
Like I don't know that!
Ajisai-san, you're my friend. You're really important to me.
Well, same here.
Would a real friend just stand by and let you cover everything?
Well...
To me, friends are people who can stay by each other's side,
supporting and being supported.
Do you disagree?
It's not the money that bothers me.
It's the line she's drawn, as if to say she's fine all on her own.
I just want to give you happiness.
and I just want to carry any hardship for you.
That's how I feel about friends and loved ones.
Their happiness is my happiness.
So in the end, I'm really not that nice at all.
I want my friends happy all the time,
not for them, but for me.
That's my indulgent wish.
Honestly, I'm so selfish.
You must be...
disappointed in me.
What kind of nonsense is that?!
Even if it's for yourself, it doesn't change that you're kind to people!
It's not words that make people, but their actions!
No matter what you think, you've helped people!
Like me!
And my whole reason for coming on this trip is to make you happy!
That's crazy!
What do you even get out of that?
A ton, actually!
Nothing beats an angel who lets me dote on her!
Your very existence is a gift!
I have so much fun talking to you. I'm in awe you'd do that just to make me happy!
It's wild, and I couldn't be more grateful!
B-But if this weren't a special occasion, I'd just be my normal self.
Oh. That's good to hear.
Anyway!
Now that I know the truth, I like you even more!
So I won't be letting you have your way!
But why? Isn't that strange?!
You just found out how rotten I am!
If we're talking disguises, yours is just basic makeup!
Compared to you, I'm a Hollywood SFX pro!
That's not true!
You're super cute and kind.
My breaks are enjoyable because you sit behind me.
You make school fun!
Then don't make things depressing by insisting on paying!
I'm here with you because I want to be!
I want to be there for you when times are tough
to remember the good times we had together.
Miss me with "only the good things"!
Let me share your burdens!
Because, Ajisai-san, I love you!
Huh?
No, Ajisai-san, this isn't what it looks like.
I got a little too emotional, that's all.
I'm totally not trying to use my tears to score pity points.
I'm sorry, Rena-chan.
D-Don't be.
I'm sorry I couldn't understand how you felt.
I was only thinking about myself.
But I'm glad you feel this way.
Thank you so, so much.
Oh no, I'll start crying, too...
Well, no, I already am.
Darn... here comes the flood.
Ajisai-san...
You know, this kind of reminds me of when I fainted at the mall.
That really caught me off guard.
Sorry... I'm always causing you so much trouble.
It's all right. Even if you did,
it wouldn't erase all the kindness and care you've shown me.
That's exactly what I wanted to say to Ajisai-san.
Thanks.
You always remind me what actually matters.
I do...?
You certainly do.
Ah... so I do.
B-By the way, you went a little overboard with the compliments again.
Huh?
You really do care about me, don't you, Rena-chan?
Wha?! O-O-Of course I do.
O-Oh? Um, wow.
What, are we embarrassing each other for fun now?
Anyway.
What's this I see?
P-Please! I really do want to pay!
Hmm? What shall I do?
I-If it's not that,
I'll do anything you want.
Anything I want?
This can't be happening!
Are you nervous, Rena-chan?
Well, yeah...
But you took a bath with Satsuki-chan, didn't you?
I was plenty nervous then, too!
More than now?
About the same, I guess.
Eek! What are you doing, Ajisai-san?!
...Just because?
Oh, yeah! Did I ever tell you about the time I slipped in Satsuki-san's tub
and ended up grabbing onto her boobs for dear li—
Why are you running your mouth?
Dinner sure was great, huh?
You did what to her boobs now?
So much seafood...
Well, I could only recognize the tuna.
All white fish pretty much look the same.
What did you do to her boobs?
Hey, Rena-chan, c'mon...
I may have... grabbed onto them pretty good.
Huh?!
And what happened after that?
Oh, you know...
I apologized and ran out of the bathroom.
That must've been so embarrassing.
Sorry for digging it up like that.
Don't worry about it.
Um... Rena-chan?
Would you... touch mine, too?
Wait, what?!
I-I didn't mean it in a weird way.
But it's your boobs! How else am I supposed to take that?
You know, to overwrite that embarrassing moment with Satsuki-chan.
And like, why not with mine 'cause they're big?
Ohh, I see...
Yup, uh-huh, totally!
Okay, then don't mind if I do.
G-Go right ahead!
Wait, for real?
Is it really okay...
...to get my fingerprints all over this soft skin usually hidden under a uniform?
But if I bail now, I'd be throwing Ajisai-san's kindness back in her face.
Okay, I'll touch 'em.
Heck, they're just boobs. I have them, too.
My only hang-up is that it's Ajisai-san,
but it's basically like patting her shoulder. No big deal. Right.
Okay, here I go!
Y-Yeah.
Oh wow, definitely not the same as touching my own.
So... so soft...
Um, Rena-chan...
Th-That kind of tickles.
N-Not that I mind, though.
I-I'm sorry!
Wh-Whoops, I made a weird sound.
Even after being blessed by Ajisai-san's kindness,
the memory of Satsuki-san's boobs didn't vanish.
Instead, my mind created a new folder with Ajisai-san's name on it.
The water feels so nice.
Y-Yeah, for sure.
Hey, Rena-chan.
Yeah?
I guess the way I feel about my friends is kind of weird.
It's too... intense?
No, I wouldn't say that.
If anything...
it's me you should be calling "intense".
You did sound less like you were talking about friends and more like...
...romantic partners, I guess.
Oof, Mai said the same thing. I must be doing something wrong.
Let's switch it up. How do you define a romantic partner?
I've been thinking lately that love and friendship aren't all that different.
What matters more is what you want from that relationship.
What I mean is...
If you both think you're friends, then it's friendship,
If you call yourselves lovers, then it's love.
It's kind of ambiguous, you know?
Ah...
And you, Ajisai-san? How do you tell friendship from love?
I... don't know yet,
I think.
Oh, really.
Yeah.
Hey, Rena-chan.
Is there someone you like?
Huh?
I thought I'd try some girl talk.
Ah, yeah, I getcha.
So who is it?
Huh?!
N-No one.
Really?
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had romantic feelings for anyone.
Really? Not anyone?
I don't think so.
What's up.
You, are a friend.
I've never been interested in anyone.
Aww, you really aren't honest.
D-Do you like anybody, Ajisai-san?
Me?
It's a secret.
Wait, so you do?!
I dunno.
But... I might have my eye on someone.
Oh? Who is it? Tell me.
Oh yeah, we've talked about love before.
We did?
You said your type is someone who makes you feel safe.
I think I figured it out.
What's that?
The difference between friendship and love.
It's whether they turn you on or not.
That's a surprise.
I never thought you'd say something like that.
I can talk about sex too, you know.
It's not like I really mind.
Or do you have an issue with me talking about it?
I'm your precious angel, right?
Wha—no, not really...
But this is a part of me too.
Gotcha.
So do you ever look at your friends and get all hot and bothered, Rena-chan?
Huh?! M-Me?
Hmm... that's a hard question.
Aha, busted.
Rena-chan's horny.
I-I-I am not, I swear!
You better not be a big bad wolf
and nab this runaway girl's heart, okay?
G-Good night!
Teasing an innocent girl like me... You're the one who's gone bad, Ajisai-san!
Ajisai-san isn't up yet.
Guess she wanted to sleep in.
I wonder if our talk last night was just a dream. She was all like,
"Let's talk about sex! Mmm... sex. My favorite subject."
Like, come on, angels don't need to reproduce...
Rena-chan.
Oh, sorry, did I wake you?
Wh-What's going on?!
I gobbled you up.
What're you doing?
I feel like teasing you today.
Say what now?
Big Sis Renako!
Today, I'll be your little sister.
I... see.
So the one at my house is an impostor.
Wait, hold up...
Her clinging to me is k-kinda turning me on!
So, what're you supposed to call me?
Huh? Um... Ajisai-san?
Bzzt.
Then... Ajisai-chan?
Big Sis Renako!
Bwuh.
Ajisai-chan, ready to get up yet?
Aww, I wanna keep cuddling.
How much longer?
A billion seconds.
My kid's kinda dumb!
Um... Ajisai-chan.
What are we doing today?
I wanna roll around in bed with you all day.
I'm feeling super-duper lazy.
I don't wanna have to get the kids up and dressed
or pick up those tiny toy blocks scattered all over the floor.
R-Right...
Big Sis Renako!
I guess...
this won't work out after all.
I thought I could get away with it, but I'm in high school already.
I'm a good 158 cm tall. I just can't be babied.
No, that's not true at all.
There, there, there.
Ajisai-chan, you're just adorable. How old are you now?
Fifteen...
You're five? And you can say your age? Good girl!
I'm out of things to say...
But wait! I still have two topics from my dear friend Satsuki-san!
Damn you, Koto Satsuki!
Huh, what's wrong?
Nothing! Just a weird text.
What'd it say?
You'll understand when you're older!
All right... let's find a topic...
Wait, isn't this Satsuki-san?
And next to her...
Hello?
Did you see it?
Huh? S-See what?
Ah. So you did.
Seriously, how? Are you telepathic?
Say a word and you know what's coming.
I-It's okay! You looked great in the—
What's that?
S-Sorry.
I don't feel like explaining.
Continue having fun with Sena. Bye.
Sorry. Satsuki-san called out of nowhere.
What'd you talk about?
Oh, uh, nothing special.
So it's a secret between you two.
No, it's not!
You've got the wrong idea!
But Satsuki-chan's more important to you, isn't she?
That's not...!
You got close to her during her spat with Mai-chan, right?
I mean. Um. I...
Am I not your number one, Big Sis Renako?
Number one for what...?
Like, as a friend?
Or...
Big Sis Renako, huggies...
Number one what?
I'm guessing they came to fold the futons.
But you still want to stay in bed, right?
I'll tell them to hold off for now.
Coming!
Sis... I'm sorry for saying weird things.
Thanks for being so kind to me.
No problem.
I'll be good and wait here.
Coming.
Hello.
Oh, I've seen that face before!
Are you sure?
My agency once advertised it as "the only one of its kind."
Well, yes, it's you! Why are you here?!
So that was you!
You two look like you're having a wonderful trip.
Mind if I join?
Wait, no, hold on!
Big Sis Renako! Hug me again!
Oh?
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So... what brings you here?
Well, I heard you suddenly went on a trip with Ajisai,
so I figured I'd tag along.
This is the first time I've seen you all summer, Ajisai.
How've you been?
I-I'm doing okay...
By the way, what was with that "sister" stuff earlier?
Uh, nothing! Forget it!
Hey Mai, did you know Ajisai-san used to come here all the time as a kid?
Oh, really?
If it's not a bother, would you mind showing us around?
H-How about it, Ajisai-san?
Good idea. Sure, why not.
Great.
It'll be fun with the three of us.
Right, Big Sis Renako?
Cut...
Cut it out!
Sorry.
I just felt a little left out.
No, we're glad you came.
Right?
Honestly, I just invited myself too, so I'm no different from you, Mai.
"Mai"?
Oh shoot, I'm supposed to call her Ouzuka-san. Whoops.
Um, so we have this thing called being "friends with Rena-fits."
Rena-fits?
Well, uh, long story.
What she means is we've become close friends, but you know how shy Renako is.
That's why she still calls me Ouzuka-san in public.
Wait, that's all I needed to say?!
Oh, I see.
Hearing your first name out of the blue was a shock.
Anyway, let's have some fun, shall we?
Yeah!
And so began day two of our trip.
Our first step was exploring the town.
I used to wander around town alone a lot.
Alone?
When my brothers were born, my parents had their hands full,
so they sent me here to live with relatives.
Sorry, I didn't mean to drag you two down memory lane.
Ah, no.
It's fine, really.
Actually, I'm delighted that we can spend time together and deepen our friendships.
So, where to next?
Back then, I'd bring my pocket change and spend it here.
Ta-dah!
An old-fashioned candy shop!
I've never seen one in person before!
How's that, Mai-chan? You're probably too posh to know these.
Alas, Ajisai. You forget Satsuki and I grew up together.
She taught me all the tricks to having fun without spending much.
No way.
Satsuki taught me well.
I can pick the best snacks with just 100 yen.
Oh, and chips are my go-to.
Ooh, impressive.
All right. Let's see who can pick out the better haul for 100 yen.
Well then, Renako, you be the judge.
Now, let the Ultimate Snack Curation Showdown begin!
Wow, I remember these!
Ever since I was a kid, I loved having so many options to choose from.
Mai looks dead serious, like she's trading stocks.
What snacks do you usually eat?
Mostly whatever gets delivered.
They send snacks to your house?
People at work send us all kinds of popular brands.
But I can never finish them, so I hand them off to the servants.
With that surplus, I'd feel guilty buying more myself.
So this is a rare treat for me.
Did Ajisai-san already know all this?
Hey, Mai-chan, look over here.
Yeah?
I don't think she's trying to knock Mai down. She's not Satsuki-san.
So I wonder... how do they really feel about each other?
Here's my pick.
Sweet, salty, and something with a kick!
That's my plan to win Rena-chan over.
Interesting.
What is?
Look.
They're the same!
They sure are.
Guess we'll call it a draw.
What a letdown.
And here I thought I had you beat.
I didn't think you'd be so competitive.
Really? I can get fired up, too.
For example...
For example...
It's a secret.
Oh, now I'm curious.
Nope, not telling.
Come on!
Nuh-uh.
Oh my!
Ajisai-chan, is that you?
Mr. Suzuki, right?
So cute!
Big Sis Renako!
C-C-Cuuute!
Five-year-old Ajisai-san is just... wow!
Y-You're making me blush.
It was Shichi-Go-San day, so she must have been seven, right?
Sheesh... I guess you've always been adorable.
How about we take another one?
Yes, please!
Then come here, everyone.
Wait, all of us?
You don't want to?
Of course I don't!
If I'm in the frame with you two, I'll tank the photo's overall quality!
Please, Mai, save me!
You're really getting good at making me spoil you.
I'm not spoiled!
I do my best even when you're not there!
All right. Let's take the photo with just the two of us, then.
Okay, got it.
Hey!
I don't suppose you've modeled before, Ouzuka-san?
Oh, here and there.
You both look so pretty!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh yeah, I remember bawling my eyes out here once.
Really?
Yeah, it was a whole thing.
My mom had just given birth to my little brother, and he got a fever on Shichi-Go-San,
so they couldn't even be there for the photos.
I'm pretty sure I threw a tantrum.
So Mr. Suzuki said, "Show them your cutest side, Ajisai-chan!"
"Let's make your mom and dad regret missing out."
I liked that idea, so I tried my best to be the cutest ever.
And then he took that photo of me.
Man, I was so selfish. I made so much trouble,
just because I wanted to be first at everything.
Sorry, I feel like I keep showing you my weird sides.
You think so?
Yeah, probably.
Sure, it might've been embarrassing for Ajisai-san,
but I was happy to learn more about her.
No one wants to bare their true self all the time.
Even Mai.
Even if she dislikes her school persona, she can't just drop it.
People are complicated.
You know, today isn't over yet.
Oh! There's a festival today!
We're going, aren't we?
Yup!
We definitely should!
I figured you'd say that, so I came prepared.
Huuuh?
Okay, this is way over the top!
Ajisai-san has got to be put off by this—
Amazing!
Nope, she loves it?!
My usual hotel gave them to me.
Pick whichever one you like.
You mean they're all free?
That's incredible, Mai-chan!
Dammit! I had to challenge you to a ping-pong battle just to split the bill!
If only I had 50 trillion yen too!
Greetings. My name is Hanatori. I attend to the young mistress.
H-Hello...
Please pay no mind to my presence.
After all, I shall also pretend you are not here.
Wait, hello?!
Oh, never you mind, you venomous pest.
Venomous pest?!
D-Did I do something?
Not in particular.
Why then?
You were perfectly polite last time I saw you, when I was with Satsuki-san and Mai.
Because Koto-sama is my future mistress.
Future mistress?
Yes.
One day, Koto-sama will marry the young lady.
So you're a crazy MaiSatu shipper!
Therefore, you flower-infesting, venomous pest,
please do not betray the generosity of the young mistress,
who is spending her precious time on you.
Betray...?
How's it going?
Oh, uh...
How is this yukata, miss?
Great choice! Hanatori never misses.
It really is nice...
My feet are restless,
and I can barely move my body around.
Rena-chan?
Sorry we took so long!
We had help with our hair.
Oh gosh, Rena-chan!
You're adorable!
Ah. Thanks.
How do I look?
I-It looks perfect on you!
What about me, Renako?
You're dazzling.
Thank you.
Shall we head out?
Hm, what's that?
Superball scooping! Wait, you've never heard of it?
I haven't. I'm almost always overseas during the summer.
Then I'll teach you!
We wandered the festival together.
Hey, wanna get takoyaki next?
Ooh, I want a candy apple, too.
Then I'll grab some cotton candy,
so we can all share.
Good idea!
If only this moment could last forever.
Not long ago, I envied people who lived like this, always out having fun.
I was having so much fun.
It never crossed my mind what the other two might be thinking.
Wait, where did we say we'd meet again?!
Oh, welcome back, Ajisai.
Uh... are we still waiting on Rena-chan?
Maybe the line's long.
The night is young. Let's be patient.
Y-You're right.
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing. I was just thinking you look really pretty tonight.
But what am I saying?
You always look pretty.
Don't sell yourself short. You look beautiful, too.
Th-Thank you.
Going to a festival with friends is so much fun.
It is.
We should take Satsuki-chan and Kaho-chan with us next year, too.
Sounds great.
I heard you ran away from home.
Are you okay now?
Yeah.
A lot happened, but I'm okay.
'Cause Rena-chan's been here for me.
I see.
There's something mysterious about her.
She's always there for me when I'm struggling.
She's pulled me out of slumps more times than I can count.
Yeah. I keep wondering why she does so much for me.
Because she clearly likes you. No?
Huh?
No way.
D-Do you really think so?
It sure looks that way, doesn't it?
Now I'm getting shy.
You know, Ajisai.
I love Renako.
You mean like...?
Romantically. I'm in love with her.
W-Wow. I see.
That's... a surprise.
So... are you two dating?
I asked her out, but I haven't gotten a clear answer yet.
Wow.
She's not looking to date right now.
Though I think that's only a matter of time.
So you're in love with Rena-chan... And no one else knows, right?
Why tell only me?
Renako's captivating, isn't she?
I was wondering if perhaps...
Perhaps what?
If you might feel the same way about her.
Me?
I...
Mai-chan, I...
I don't want to ruin our friendships.
If you two are happy, I'm happy.
Okay. I understand.
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Yeah.
Hey!
There you are!
Rena-chan...
Whew! That was so much fun!
This is the first time I've ever seen fireworks up close!
The candy shop, yukatas, and now fireworks...
You've had a lot of firsts today.
Don't word it like that!
Oh, Ajisai-san?
Huh?
I'm, uh, going to take my clothes off... any second now...?
Be my guest.
Huh. She was so assertive yesterday.
Me, I don't feel shy in a shared bath.
We're heading in, okay?
G-Got it.
You're in a good mood, Renako.
Spending summer break with my friends is like a dream come true.
I'm glad to hear that.
Thanks, guys.
Whatever for?
I mean... today was just so much fun.
I wish we could keep hanging out like this forever.
Of course.
Let's spend the rest of our lives together and be buried in the same grave.
That's freaky!
I'm going to step out now.
I'm just a little dizzy.
Okay.
I think Ajisai needs some time to work through whatever's bothering her.
Wait, did something happen between you two?
Yes. You can say that again.
What?!
It's a secret.
I'm dying to know, but how can I pry when it's about Ajisai-san?
Wh-What?
I love you.
Wh-Where did that come from?
I mean, I know, but...
Mai's hair is up, so shouldn't she be in friend mode?
You're convinced no one could ever care about you that deeply, aren't you?
Well, maybe... But what's with you? You're so aggressive.
That's because there's nobody I want but you.
Despite what you might think of me, I'm not into just anyone.
I give everything to the person I love.
Oh.
Thanks.
When we came out of the bath, Ajisai-san had already gone to bed.
Good night.
Night.
We're heading back tomorrow.
I wasn't sure if everything would turn out okay, but I really did have a lot of fun.
Oh, good morning. You're up early.
Good morning. What's up?
I thought I'd head back to Tokyo early.
For work?
Well, yes.
You two can take it easy.
It was fun. Thanks for coming.
I barged in, but you were such a good sport.
I'll be off now.
Okay.
H-Hey now!
Thanks for the kiss. I'm all charged up.
Ahh, you're the worst!
S-Sorry.
I'd be twice as energized if you offered me a kiss, too.
Don't get full of yourself!
Jeez... getting caught kissing is mortifying!
Rena-chan?
Ah. Um, Mai headed back before us.
She's got work this morning.
Ah, okay.
Seems like Ajisai-san's not a morning person.
I better make a note of that.
I'm so glad to be here with you.
Oh, really? That's sweet.
I had a blast with you too.
Oh, and with Mai-chan, of course.
Let's call this mission a success.
Now Ajisai-san won't go full ganguro gyaru and start ditching school.
Not too shabby, eh?
Right. I still have one last topic.
Classic Satsuki-san. Always has a final twist at the end.
Hey, Ajisai-san.
Thanks for talking with me at school all the time.
What's that all of a sudden?
Well, you know, I'm pretty shy.
Having you as a friend is a real lifesaver.
Weren't you the one who approached Mai-chan first?
Yeah, I had to give it my all for that.
It felt like shutting my eyes and jumping on a thrill ride.
So it's definitely thanks to you that I got this far.
You're exaggerating.
Please allow me to express my gratitude.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
By the way... um...
There's something I've been wanting to tell you, too.
A train will be passing through shortly.
For your safety, please stand behind the yellow line.
You know...
Yeah?
Rena-chan, I really—
What were you saying just now?
Never mind.
You sure?
Wasn't it important?
No.
It was stupid, that's all.
The day I ran away to go on this trip,
I thought, "I want to change."
I've always played the good girl, and yet somehow
I felt a budding emotion inside me.
I knew it was dumb to try.
I didn't even have the nerve to board the train.
I figured once I reached the station,
I'd just turn right back.
That's...
That's why...
It felt like I met an angel who gave me wings.
But deep down, I always knew
that this feeling in my heart
was love.
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Oh god, oh god, oh god.
We're almost there.
Relax! You're Ajisai-san!
You could kill someone and they'd still let you off scot-free!
I mean, I must've caused so much trouble, leaving my little brothers alone for three days.
What if they've gone delinquent in that time?!
In just three days?!
Look, you'll be fine.
And I'll be right there with you until you see your family at the ticket gate. Got it?
Rena-chan...
Uh...
Can you walk?
I'll try...
Sis, I'm sorr—
Hey, sis.
Rena-chan!
Thanks for everything!
And with that, Ajisai-san and I reached the happy end of our journey.
No problem!
Home sweet home. My own little haven.
Sure, the trip was fun,
but it drained enough MP out of me to fill three whales.
Oh, you're back.
Why do you always come home looking like a corpse?
What?
Where's my souvenir?
I didn't get you one. I'm broke.
Wooow.
So, did you have fun?
Yeah, 'cause I got to spend so much time with Ajisai-san and all.
Plus, Mai showed up, too.
Really...
Wait, don't tell me she actually missed me.
High school kids have it soo good, getting to travel with friends.
Oh, so that's what this is about.
By the way, sis...
What now?
Mom was pretty on edge, so you should probably apologize to her.
But I'm scared to do that alone! Please back me up, Haruna-chan!
I would've gladly helped... had you bought me even one souvenir.
Too bad. You really fumbled the bag, sis.
Pretty pleeease!
Afterwards, I apologized to my mom and she forgave me.
My dear sister, thanks for the assist!
I didn't even do anything special.
But hey, it feels nice to be thanked.
Soon after, my everyday life returned.
I spent my days shut in my air-conditioned room, locked in on gaming.
I really do love games.
Being at home is bliss.
I thought life would just keep going like this, even after summer break ended.
Now that I've helped Ajisai-san, my self-confidence is back
and nothing's stopping me from winning at life.
All that's ahead now is sunshine and rainbows.
Or so I naively thought.
Becoming cool...
Becoming the girl I dreamed of being
meant forging real bonds with the people around me.
The hands of the clock kept ticking.
Things would never go back to how they were before break.
Ajisai-san's coming over!
Oh! She's here!
Coming!
Hello.
H-Hi!
I would've met you at the station if you'd just told me.
It's fine. I remembered the way, more or less.
Besides, I'd rather spare you the heat.
She's so kind...
I love her.
Oh? Are you Renako's friend?
Nice to meet you. My name is Sena.
I'm sorry about the other day.
I'm the one who dragged Renako-san along on my trip.
That was you?
Oh, I see.
I'd rather take the scolding myself than watch Ajisai-san get yelled at.
Please just give us a heads-up next time, okay?
You had us really worried.
Yes, I'm sure I caused you all kinds of trouble.
It isn't much, but I hope you'll accept this.
Oh, goodness! How thoughtful of you!
Take good care of Renako, will you?
Of course, I'll do my best.
Dang... my mom trusts her way more than me.
Um, if we're gonna stand here and talk,
wanna head to my room?
Sorry, I'm only dropping by.
I'll be heading out now.
Oh... really?
Yup. See you at school.
W-Wait up, Ajisai-san!
Let me walk you to the station!
Oh no, you didn't have to.
But since you came all this way,
I want to at least chat a bit.
So... what should we talk about?
Did you make up with your brothers?
Yup, we're all back to normal now.
I think they forgot I even snapped at them, so they're totally their usual selves.
Except maybe they're acting a bit nicer.
Thanks for walking me to the station, Rena-chan.
Sure thing.
See you... at school, I guess.
Yeah.
Wait.
Remember when you said you sometimes think about me at home?
Well, I think about you sometimes, too.
Like, I wonder what you're up to,
or if you're fighting with your brothers again.
So, um...
If anything ever comes up, you can always tell me.
Maybe you don't want me to see you struggling,
but, like, I'd be happy if you came and talked to me.
Okay.
Thanks, Rena-chan.
Huh? Wh-What's going on?
Why am I crying?
This is so weird.
What's happening?
Why is she crying?
Here...
S-Sorry.
No... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rena-chan.
I'm so sorry.
Hello?
Is this Renako?
Uh, yeah.
It's rare for you to call me.
Um, you see...
Oh, I know.
You missed me and wanted to hear the sound of my voice.
No!
Then you knew I missed you and wanted to hear yours?
Not that either!
Actually, it's about Ajisai-san.
She suddenly started crying,
and I couldn't do anything to help.
But then I thought, "Maybe Mai knows something."
I see.
Well, I might have a hunch.
I knew it! You do know!
It's like you can tap into the hidden truths of the universe!
But I still won't tell you.
Why not?! You're so mean!
No, I'm not trying to be mean, per se...
Okay, then how do I make you tell me?
How, you say.
Huh?
Are you making an offer?
Wait, wha?!
I-I... could give you a kiss.
We kiss all the time, though.
Okay, okay!
Remember that list of horny stuff you wrote down?
Of course. We promised to do everything on that list someday.
I-I'll do any one of the things you wrote down.
Any one thing.
Yes.
That's more than enough of a proposal to shatter my sanity.
So...?
No can do.
Why not?!
First of all, I'm sorry.
I wasn't planning on ever telling anyone about this.
Aww, what?!
What's troubling Ajisai right now is a problem only she can solve.
Neither of us can really help her.
Are you sure?
Yes. Even if it's frustrating for both of us.
Is there really nothing we can do?
No. Especially not you.
Does this have something to do with me?
Yes.
But it's not your fault.
But...
No one did anything wrong.
It's a situation that couldn't be avoided.
Okay.
You mean if I worry about her, it'll just make her extra stressed, right?
Honestly, I want to make Ajisai-san tell me right now.
But I don't want to cause problems for Mai.
All right, I got it.
I'll try not to overthink it.
I'm glad you understand. Thank you.
She saw right through me.
Can I ask you one thing, though?
What is it?
Is Ajisai-san going to be okay?
That's a good question.
You know, once you start wanting something new
it's like a curse.
If she wants to make it happen, only she can take that first step.
You understand, don't you?
Yeah.
If something's bothering Ajisai-san and she's still trying to work up her courage,
I want to cheer her on,
and tell her that it's okay to mess up.
Because Ajisai-san is my precious, beloved... friend.
Hey, President!
Come on, guys, we're not in middle school. I'm not the president anymore.
Hey, are you joining the student council?
I'm not sure yet.
Really?!
Is it because of a club?
Or your family?
That's not really it.
I know! You've got a boyfriend, right?
A boyfriend? That's a surprise!
Wait, for real?
No way! What's he like?
N-No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Oh, so you've got a crush on someone.
Y-Yeah.
I can't really tell them how I feel, though.
Huh, why not?
It wouldn't be the most decent thing to do.
Would it be... cheating?
I want to support you, but... this just isn't right.
Exactly. This can't end well for you.
You're already the type to have a tragic love story.
It's not like that!
We need to hold a three-person panel to sort out the facts.
Good idea.
No complaints here.
I'm concerned.
Maybe... I should give up.
Huh?
Oh, it's nothing.
It's so hot.
What's that crowd over there?
Looks like a photo shoot.
I'm going to be a good girl. That was my decision.
Whoa! It's Ouzuka Mai!
Mai-chan...?
Okay, time for a break.
Wow, she's even prettier in person.
She's like the definition of aura.
I love Renako.
Um, President?
Is she a model, too?
Mai-chan.
Hello, Ajisai. Fancy meeting you here.
Mai-chan, I...
Go on, Ajisai.
I...
I have... feelings for Rena-chan, too.
Ajisai.
Do you have time after this?
I come here on my own sometimes, you know.
This place lets me be alone, so I can just relax.
I think... I know what you mean.
Say, would you like to hold hands?
It's like we're on a date.
Yes, a secret date with the celebrity Ouzuka Mai.
Her mysterious lover? Why, it's none other than a beauty from her own class.
I'm totally not in your league, Mai-chan.
Renako tells me that all the time, too.
I guess everyone feels that way.
You're so beautiful.
I think anyone would fall for you if you said you liked them.
If only that were true.
Rena-chan's a good girl, isn't she?
She is.
I really hope you two can be happy together.
I'd absolutely love to make her happy,
but I think she'd rather find happiness through her own efforts.
Her own efforts?
Indeed. She's incredible, really.
I put myself out there, saying I'd make her happy,
but we're pretty evenly matched in this battle.
Rena-chan's incredible.
She sure is tough.
Ajisai.
Yes?
I really like you.
You don't mean in that way, right?
As a friend, of course.
R-Right, of course. I panicked for a second.
You know, I want your wishes to come true, too.
Because I really like you.
I mean, well.
I like you too, Mai-chan.
Oh my. So our feelings are mutual.
Wouldn't that be nice.
Ajisai.
You're being kind and holding back for my sake, aren't you?
But you don't need to.
You should tell her how you feel.
But if I do, then—
I won't be upset.
It hurts much more to see you bottle it up and hide your pain.
Why wouldn't it upset you?
Because...
I have no doubt that, in the end, I'll be the one Renako chooses.
You're so cool, Mai-chan.
Are you saying... I don't have a chance?
Renako is kind, so she might be swayed a little.
But worry not.
I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear how much you care about her.
If anything, I feel bad for what I've put you through.
So no matter how hard I try, my feelings won't reach her?
Alas, I fear not.
You certainly are enchanting,
but your opponent is no ordinary foe.
I was really scared.
So I kept telling myself things should stay just as they are.
I hear you.
"This is who I'm supposed to be."
I never tried to step outside my comfort zone, because that's all I wanted, right?
To live is to change.
Our surroundings, the people we meet— they become part of us.
Given time, even fish in the sea can become birds soaring in the sky.
If we give up on change, then we lose what makes us human.
But still, I want to be Rena-chan's angel forever.
What are you saying, Ajisai?
On n'a qu'une vie.
You only live once.
A girl should be in love.
All along, you've simply been...
a sweet little girl.
It kind of feels like I'm the one being confessed to.
You're right.
Too bad I got one step ahead of you and worked up the courage first.
Thanks, Mai-chan. Really.
Of course.
Likewise...
thank you for listening to me.
If lovers are the ones who support each other through hard and lonely times,
then the ones you trust to stand tall and stick with you through anything—
they're what I call friends.
Sure, giving you a push might end up backfiring on me.
But if my ego ever made my friends doubt themselves,
then I wouldn't be worthy of the name Ouzuka Mai.
You're really admirable, Mai-chan.
You'll make me blush.
Thank you... Thank you so much.
Will you watch me do this?
Sure, if you'd like me to.
Hey, Rena-chan?
Um... you know...
Do you think we could meet up?
Huh? Mai's here?
Uh... Is this some kind of meetup?
You see...
Yeah?
Rena-chan, I...
I've always been really bad at taking things that belong to somebody else.
Like, whenever anyone was on the swings,
I'd never say "My turn!" even when it was time to switch.
As long as the person using it was having fun, that was all that mattered.
Once I started babysitting my little brothers,
that feeling only got stronger.
And whenever anyone in class invited me to hang out,
I was fine as long as they were having fun.
I had this image in my head that I was a good, considerate person.
But real "good people" don't tell themselves how great they are.
I'm just stupid.
All I've done is hold myself back so I wouldn't say something selfish.
But then you taught me something, Rena-chan.
I-I did?
Uh-huh. You always light the way for me.
You give me this... strength to move forward.
So...
Rena-chan, I really love you.
Would you go out with me?
O-Okay.
Huh?
Neat!
This one's really nice.
I'm off!
Hey, President!
Oh, hey.
Sorry about the other day.
We went a bit far teasing you.
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
So, you know...
I confessed my feelings.
You did?!
No way, was it Ouzuka Mai?!
No.
She's the one who took my hand and kept me safe—my cute little angel.

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My apologies,
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
Oh no.
I'm screwed.
I totally messed up my last response and ruined the mood.
What do I do, what do I do? How can I fix this?
You know that show that aired yesterday?
The romance one?
TV shows? I don't really watch live action...
Yeah.
I saw it.
It was great!
But I have to say something!
Oh yeah, there's this hilarious video going around.
A video?
Lemme look it up now!
Did you pack your lunch yourself? That's amazing.
Huh? We switched topics?!
Oh, it's not a big deal, really.
What? Lunch now?
Mai, look at this!
Wait, this is all happening too fast.
Lunch!
Umm!
What?
You okay?
Rena?
Sorry! I, uh...
I just remembered I have something to do!
Finish eating without me!
See ya later!
I barely made it out of there...
I can't keep this up.
No matter how hard I try,
I'll always be a socially awkward introvert.
Back in junior high,
I totally messed up the whole "having a social life" thing.
While all my old classmates were dating, making great memories, and thriving...
Look at what I became!
Is my life doomed?
No way, I can't let that happen.
I looked up how to become a normie,
fixed my appearance and speech,
practiced smiling,
and got into a school where no one knew me to completely reset my life.
Even my ultra-extroverted sister gave me the thumbs-up.
My mom was relieved, too.
I was full of enthusiasm, ready to fit in as an extroverted normie,
and then I had a fateful encounter.
Ouzuka Mai.
Her mom's a famous fashion designer,
and she's a pro model.
She's a high school superstar!
Her nickname is The Utterly Flawless Super Darling, or Super Darling for short.
Um... nice to meet you.
I'm Amaori Renako.
Um, do you think we could be friends?!
Why, of course.
Thank you for coming to speak with me.
Let's be friends, Renako.
And so I joined Ouzuka's circle of friends.
But I was an ugly duckling among swans.
I hit my limit pretty fast.
The other four are all pretty, smart,
off-the-charts human beings with perfect social skills.
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, just trying to follow their conversations
and keep smiling all day.
An introvert can't become a normie in just two months.
Like an overworked phone, my brain started overheating,
and I ran into a system failure.
The breeze feels so nice.
This is freedom.
Renako.
Don't you dare!
Huh?
I'm falling.
I won't let you do this!
Ouzuka?!
You're safe now, Renako!
H-How do you know that?!
Because I'm lucky!
Luck is the most useless stat in every RPG!
I... survived...
See? I told you.
N-No sweat at all.
Your voice is shaking.
So even Ouzuka gets scared sometimes...
At any rate,
I'm glad I decided to follow you after you looked so off earlier.
At least you're safe.
Well, I wasn't actually planning to jump...
Huh? Then why'd you lean over the railing?
I was just enjoying the breeze, I guess.
Enjoying the breeze?
But you went over—
Because you came running right at me!
It surprised me, making me lean back and lose my balance...
I see.
So you nearly died because of me.
But thank you for worrying—
This is the biggest mistake of my life.
If only I wasn't so rash.
Wait, you don't have to be upset.
I don't really think it was your fault.
Actually, I wouldn't blame anyone.
I probably shouldn't have been on the rooftop in the first place...
Um, actually!
I'm really bad at talking in big groups!
You think you're bad at talking?
But you always seem so cheerful and outgoing.
Talking totally drains my MP, okay?
Your MP?
I'm terrible at small talk!
Unless I really focus, all your conversations feel like an Olympic-level basketball game where I never get the ball.
And when there's suddenly silence, I panic and start rambling,
totally hijacking the conversation!
You don't get it, do you? But I'm sure even you have these moments.
You know, lying awake at night, regretting everything you said!
You don't get that? Seriously?
That's why I ran up to the roof.
I was exhausted and just needed some alone time.
If I didn't, I'd quite literally die!
I see. I haven't been respecting your wishes at all.
Huh?
I thought you liked talking to me.
I had no idea I was pressuring you.
No, that's not it!
I like talking to you.
It just takes a lot of energy for me to do it.
But believe me, it's still fun.
I'm just not a natural at it like you guys are.
Okay. I understand.
I can't say I know exactly how you feel,
but I've definitely had times when I've felt the same way.
I am Ouzuka Mai, you know.
I'm lucky to have the privileges I do, and I put in just as much effort to keep up.
Or rather, I try to.
I like it when people enjoy being around me.
But sometimes I wonder...
Does anyone ever see the real me?
And then I feel lonely.
You do?
Sometimes it feels like “The Amazing Ouzuka Mai”
is just a character I'm playing for someone else.
I'm sorry!
I'm always trying to be perfect. I don't have the right to say such nonsense...
It's fine! If anything, that was kind of endearingly honest...
Her real self, huh?
I think it's the first time I've ever heard you complain about anything.
Well, I've never told anyone before, of course.
Did I disappoint you?
Huh?
No, not at all.
If even you have to try hard to always stay so positive,
then it makes me feel like I should try my best, too.
I really mean that.
But of course you'd get tired if you pushed yourself every single day.
Even if you mess up, I'd never think less of you.
Everyone makes mistakes. It's not a big deal.
I also think it's okay, really,
to take a break when you need it.
I've always wanted someone to say those words to me.
Ouzuka?
I don't know how to say this...
but I feel so happy right now.
I'm really glad I met you.
Huh?!
Ah, I mean...
I've always wanted friends.
Then let's be friends, Renako.
True friends.
Yeah. Let's be friends, Ouzuka.
I mean, Mai.
Oh, right.
The rooftop key.
The teacher let me have it because I'm part of your group.
Oh?
Let me know anytime you need a break.
This'll be our little secret.
Huh?
Oh. Yeah.
Rena!
Are you okay?
You ran out of the classroom so fast.
Oh, um...
I was feeling a little off earlier,
so—
Sounds like you weren't feeling too well.
But you said you had something to do so none of us would worry, right?
Huh? Um...
Right?
Yeah.
She's legitimately the coolest.
Mai, the school's most beloved student,
was my secret friend.
And maybe, I'll even be her best friend one day.
Or so I thought.
On the rooftop the next day...
My apologies,
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
What?
Wait, what?
What happened to being friends?!
No, no, no.
No freaking way.
Why not?
You're not interested in someone else, are you?
That's not the point!
Isn't this all happening way too fast?
We only had that talk yesterday!
Exactly.
I've never shown my weak side to anyone before, but you accepted me for it.
Even after I went home, my heart wouldn't stop pounding
whenever I thought of you.
That was the most shocking moment I've ever experienced in my life.
Before I knew it, I realized—
I'm in love with you.
You have to be exaggerating.
No one would hesitate to comfort you if they saw you feeling down.
But it was you.
You were the one who was there for me in that moment.
I don't get how you got there.
If that was enough to make you confess, you're way too easy.
You're blushing.
I knew it! You do like me back!
No!
I'm your friend. I like you as a friend, okay?
That can't be right, Renako.
You like me romantically.
That baseless self-confidence of yours
is so annoying to put up with.
Why are you so reluctant? Is it because I'm a girl?
Well, I...
Mai's really cool.
I bet tons of girls would jump at a chance to date her.
But that has nothing to do with whether I like her or not.
So there's still a chance.
No, there's not! No freakin' way!
I want us to be friends, okay?
Best friends who can make the most of high school together.
And you can't do that with a girlfriend?
I can't!
Let me make myself clear.
I'm just going off what people say, but...
Couples get insecure over little things, or suddenly lose interest,
and if you break up, things get awkward since friends have to take sides, too!
I don't want something that unstable!
I've never been rejected so brutally in my life.
No, wait.
I'm not saying I don't like you.
I want to get closer to you.
Really?
Then, may I propose a compromise?
A compromise?
This is a total mess.
On any given day, we'll be lovers. On another, friends.
That'll let us test the merits of both roles,
not to mention we'll be competing to see whether we're better as friends or lovers.
Friends or lovers...
On the days when we're a couple, I'll show you what makes dating so wonderful.
And if even that doesn't work for you, I'll be nice and back off.
Because that means my charms weren't enough to win you over.
The reverse goes for best friend days.
The winner is the one who convinces the other
their option is better.
We've got one month.
That's until the end of June.
Even if I could never see us being in a relationship together...
No! I can't give up already!
I've come this far through sheer willpower.
I refuse to go back to being a loner! I'll win!
The best high school life is mine!
Hey! Hey! Ho!
And here I thought she was finally getting herself together...
Thus began my great battle with Mai!
It was the third day of our battle.
We decided that our relationship for each day
would be decided by which hairstyle Mai wore.
Tied up for friend days, worn down for girlfriend days.
Cut it out and put your hair up already, Mai!
You've had it down three days straight!
Not even a hint of bed head and as straight as a die.
Wouldn't it be a shame to tie it?
But then this is hardly a contest!
We were just friends for two whole months.
Isn't it only fair to even the score a little?
H-Hey! We're at school!
What'll we do if someone finds us?
I don't mind at all!
Do you really like me that much?
Yes. I'm in love with you.
The audacity...
She's unbelievable!
What are you, a golden retriever?
I seriously don't get what you see in me.
Oh, I see!
You're pretending to be insecure
so I'll feel bad and shower you with affection.
No! I'm being completely serious!
I'm not some needy attention-seeker!
You always do this!
Oh?
You're always so smug, acting like everything will go your way no matter what.
Well, you're wrong if you think you can just sweet-talk me into giving in!
I've gotta stay focused!
The old Renako, who always did her best to blend in and go with the flow, has no chance of beating Mai!
Really?
Now that you mention it,
everything does always seems to go how I want.
I'm not giving up, so could you back down instead?
Oh please, you're making me want to knock you off that high horse.
You're feisty.
Is that really something you'd say to the love of your life?
Probably.
Wanna stop being girlfriends?
Nope.
That makes me love you more.
How?!
It's thrilling when things don't go my way for once!
Please keep scolding me, Renako.
Stop giving me reasons to!
Welcome back.
Here's a question for you, Renako.
Who would you rather date?
Someone rich with average looks, or someone handsome but poor?
Just kidding!
It doesn't really matter how much money someone has, right?
Someone kind and caring is the best.
Whoever ends up dating you is going to be one lucky person.
Eh?
I can only smile when you compliment me like that.
She's such a cute angel...
If Ajisai had confessed to me instead of Mai...
I might've had a harder time deciding.
Hey guys, guess what!
Mai said she went to a hotel's VIP-only pool the other day.
Isn't that amazing? Totally nuts, right?
Pools, pools, love me some pools~
I didn't know you liked pools that much, Kaho.
Aren't you just jealous of Mai?
So beautiful!
Of course I am!
Let's go shopping today!
I can't, I'm busy.
Oh dear. Do you have something to do?
Studying.
Saa, you'll be fine even if you don't study.
Come on, come on.
You're such a pain.
Rude!
You can try all you want, but I'll still beat you on the next test.
How dare you—Mai!
How about you, Rena?
Huh?
Oh. I, uh...
O-Of course I'd love to come along.
I can't ever turn down an invitation from someone else.
It's a personal, unwritten rule stemming from my past mistakes.
I'm sure everyone wants to go together, but Satsuki has to study,
and I already have plans today,
so how about another day?
Oh-kay!
She said that to help me...
Because she's my girlfriend—
No, even a friend would do that.
Either way, that was kind of cool...
You'd better go home and study, too, Kaho.
We have a mini quiz tomorrow.
Okay!
I'm rooting for you, Satsuki.
Even if you'll never beat me,
I admire your persistent effort.
Why am I even friends with you?
Now now, you're childhood friends, aren't you?
Yeah.
And she's always been like this.
Then I guess we'll just call it a day?
Did something happen between you and Mai?
N-No, no way, absolutely nothing!
It hurts to hear you deny it like that.
Sorry...
She's making fun of me!
See, that's what I mean! Those flirty looks!
F-Flirty?!
Quit bothering Amaori.
You've got no chill when it comes to Mai.
That's 'cuz I'm a Mai-fan! See, I'm matching her color!
That egoist? All she's got going for her is her face.
Wow, Satsuki really is the only one who truly understands Mai.
But you know,
Kaho isn't completely off the mark.
Lately, Renako's been my favorite.
Oh my.
That's so unfair!
There, there.
Your face is bright red, Rena-chin!
Why does she like me so much?
Is this some kind of prank that popular girls like to play?
Or has Mai gone insane?
This is insane!
What is?
This whole situation, obviously!
When you said you already had plans,
you meant hanging out with me without me knowing beforehand.
That's right. Thanks for coming along.
I got shoved into a limousine!
But you said something like a café would be fine.
How is that anything like a VIP pool at a five-star hotel in an upscale neighborhood?!
The rosehip tea here is just so good.
I bet one cup costs like 2,000 yen...
There's not even a price listed...
Everything's free for members.
I signed you up too, so you can come here anytime.
You're gonna give me an ulcer!
I so wanted to complain about her outfit change,
but how could I when she looks like that...
So?
Wanna take a dip with me?
I came for the café, not the swimming.
But isn't a café with a pool way better than just a regular one?
That's like trying to order everything on the menu. Stop it!
There's no way I can wear a swimsuit
when Mai looks so good in hers.
Well...
I wasn't really planning on swimming anyway.
Says the girl who already changed.
I mean, if I went into the pool, I'd have to tie up my hair first.
And then I'd lose all my precious time with you on this date.
You're really committed to this, huh?
So let's make the most of our time right now.
It's just the two of us here.
Right...
I can't deny that this place is relaxing.
It's like I'm in a different world.
Um. Thanks, I guess.
Why are you suddenly being sweet?
You're so cute, Renako.
Sh-Shut up.
I was just thinking, like, this place is actually nice.
I'd never be able to come here on my own.
So thanks for bringing me.
What's with that smug face?
If you're happy, then I've done my job as your partner.
Yeah, yeah. But thanks.
You have good taste, if nothing else.
Maybe someday, once we've gotten a bit closer,
we'll swim together.
Are you sure you don't want a ride?
I said I'm good. Just make sure to tie your hair up tomorrow!
Switch back to friend mode.
Got it.
Today was fun.
Um...
Um...
I'm not some kind of hussy who you can kiss after dating for three days!
No, Mai, wait!
You're...
I would never force anything on you.
I'll leave it at this for today.
You really are too cute, Renako.
No! That's not what this is at all!
Dating is way too stressful!
I'm all anxious and self-conscious. This isn't fun at all!
You'd better watch out, Mai...
My turn's coming!
I'll show you the true joy of friendship!
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If Mai ties her hair up, we're in friend mode.
If she lets it down, we're in couple mode.
Or at least, that was the deal we made.
Since she finally wore it up today, I invited her over.
Is she really that excited?
Why though?
All I'm doing is inviting a friend over to my place...
Today, I'll prove that being friends is better than dating!
My room's nothing fancy. Just a simple space for a regular person like me.
Oh, wow. Thanks for inviting me.
It's got that... vibe, you know?
Everything here just feels so... Renako.
Wow, the people's princess is nervous!
What if she's shocked because my room looks like a middle school boy's?
If that's the case, I might actually cry.
As you can see, I'm into video games.
Wow, that's so you.
I've never gamed before, but it sounds interesting.
Can I watch you play?
Oh, Mai, how I adore you!
Let's play together!
I've always wanted to try co-op games.
You've never played with someone before?
Nope.
This actually is the first time anyone's ever come over.
Oh, really...
So I'm your first time.
Don't say it like that!
That's the wrong way, Mai!
You can refill your ammo over here!
Got it!
Zombie coming from the right!
I'm on it.
It's down!
I did it, Renako!
This is it! The harmony I've been longing for.
Mai's picking it up fast.
Almost annoyingly fast, really.
This really is the best way for us to be.
Best friends forever!
You having fun, Mai?
I had a total blast that day,
so I figured Mai felt the same way.
And yet...
Her hair's down!
Will she behave if she's in girlfriend mode?
Not like I have a good reason to say no...
Oh, shoot. Will it be okay...?
You look really down, Rena.
Ajisai...
I was gonna study today, but then a friend asked me to hang out.
For me, between those two options I'd choose the friend.
You can always study later.
You're right.
Then I'll take her up on it.
Oh, nice. Got any plans?
Well...
Uhh...
You know when you headshot a zombie,
and their brain goo splatters everywhere? It's the best feeling ever!
Huh? Gross.
Ajisai's so kind-hearted,
it almost makes you wonder if she hides a secret dark side.
Rena?
Oh, uh, we're just chilling at my place.
Oh, really? That sounds fun.
Still weird, but I guess it beats brain goo.
It sure does.
Yeah, this is fine. Maybe.
Uh...
My friend...
Nice to meet you.
My name is Ouzuka Mai.
O-Oh, uh...
Of course my plebeian mom would have the same reaction.
Th-Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
Yes, of course.
Are you sure she's really your friend?
Not some princess attending your school in disguise?
Renako and I have a very intimate relationship.
Did she really just say that?!
Mai and I are gonna play games, so stay out of my room!
Why did you say it like that?!
We do have an intimate relationship. As school friends.
Or did you think I meant something else?
That's fine, but...
I just wanted to play games with you, that's all.
Of course, same here.
So last time was just to make me let my guard down, huh?
No, I was just really nervous.
Then please, be nervous again today!
Once I try something, I usually get it down well enough to not stress about it.
Oh yeah?
Right.
Can we play this one next?
Instead of co-op today,
I think we should go head-to-head.
Even as friends, I want to beat Mai at least once,
and for her to admit defeat.
All right, let's do it!
How about this? The loser has to grant the winner any wish they want.
She's raising the stakes?!
N-No, wait!
F-Fine. Let's just play!
First to three wins, okay?
I knew I liked you for a reason.
Sorry, but I've got a serious gamer rep.
You're gonna need more than luck.
All right.
Here I go!
No way...
Looks like I win.
Wait, didn't you say you were new to video games?!
I bought a console after I left your house and practiced.
What do you think? Surprised?
Your talent and determination honestly scare me.
I didn't have much time, so I just focused on combos and a strong offense.
Damn you, Miss Perfect!
Your ego's taller than the Tokyo Skytree!
Now you owe me a wish, right?
Just don't ask for anything too crazy.
My mom's downstairs, remember?
Of course!
What was with that pause?
I'm always ready to jump on an opportunity if it comes up.
Cut it out!
Just tell me your wish!
Hmm... So many choices.
But if I had to pick...
...it'd be this.
That's honestly pretty tame. It's kind of suspicious.
Oh, a hug's not enough?
If you want something bolder, I'd love to feel up your boo—
Nope, a hug's good!
Fine by me!
Okay.
Then, Renako...
Okay, got it.
She's so pretty...
Here I come.
Y-Yeah...?
What is this...?
Oh no...
Renako...
I really like you, Renako.
C-C'mon. I get it already.
I really like you a lot.
I wish we could stay like this forever.
Th-That's a long time, don't you think?
Why would Ouzuka Mai do something like this...?
H-Hey, Mai.
What's up?
Do you, like...
actually have feelings for me?
You're asking this now?!
I always dreamed of being well-liked and popular.
But I've been an average girl my whole life.
Nothing special ever happens to me.
Having friends doesn't just happen naturally. You have to work for it.
So if someone showered me with affection,
I wouldn't know how to handle it.
You look like you've got a lot on your mind, Rena.
Yeah... I guess I do.
Your hands are so cold.
They say cold hands mean dark thoughts.
W-Wait... does Ajisai have a crush on me?
No way, she's always touchy with everyone.
Right, she's an angel to everyone, not just me!
Honestly, I want to hang out just the two of us, but if I asked...
"Ew, gross. Don't flatter yourself, loser."
...I'd die if she rejected me.
Oh no, they're cold again!
I-I need to use the bathroom!
Okay, see you later.
Something feels off...
This is why I didn't want romance!
Ugh, I'm letting Mai mess with me too much.
Let's get some things sorted out.
What do you mean?
I want to know what you want from me as a girlfriend.
I'll list all the things I want us to do as best friends,
so you do it, too.
Okay, but I probably can't fit it all on one page.
Then just stick to the most important ones!
You finished?
Then let's do this.
Ready, and...
Go.
Stroke your hair. Hold hands.
Kiss. Bathe together. Wash your body. Wash your hair...
Mai, what's that?!
Have you only been after me for my body?!
If we're being totally objective,
someone seeking an alluring body wouldn't choose you.
That's so mean!
And I even wear an F cup! An F cup!
I want to be intimate with my lover,
both physically and emotionally.
Is that really so strange?
I always thought wanting a girlfriend was...
just a passing whim or something.
Oh.
Like you're sick of boys, so you're trying out girls instead.
Well, my lifestyle's pretty different from the average high schooler's.
Yeah, so...
When you hugged me, I suddenly really understood how you felt.
It shook me up.
Now you've got me all confused.
Can you lend me your hand?
What is this...?
It feels like it's not just our hands, our hearts are connected, too.
I want to touch the girl I love.
To me, being in a relationship
means there's physical intimacy as well.
I'm ready to do more than just kissing with you.
Girls can't do stuff like that!
If you want to learn the mechanics,
I don't mind spending a night teaching you.
Friends don't do things like that!
Oh right, I should've known. She's the Queen of Extroverts and a rich, hot model.
Of course she'd have a huge sex drive!
Let's hang out this weekend.
Not for a date, but as friends!
I could never say no to a request from you.
This time, I'll make Mai see I'm right.
I don't want some shaky relationship that needs to be handled delicately like a bomb.
What I want is someone I can lean on and support in return.
A best friend with just the right distance between us.
Thanks for coming all this way.
I planned the whole day, so let's have fun, okay?
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it!
This is so surreal.
I've got the super popular Mai all to myself...
What's with that smile?
Huh?
Are you really that happy to hang out with me?
Yeah. I guess I kinda am.
O-Oh. I see.
Well, in that case, I'm honored.
People sure do stare at you a lot, Mai.
Yeah, lots of people approach me because I model.
That's why I usually avoid crowded places.
Guess even being pretty and famous has its downsides.
Whoa, that blonde girl...
What's going on, Renako?
That was sudden.
I'll protect you today.
You'll... protect me?
Yeah. Leave it to me!
Even I can do things sometimes if I put my mind to it...
Well, I probably can.
Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that...
Then I'll let myself enjoy being a damsel today.
You're not a damsel.
You're my friend, okay?
W-Well, I guess this counts as BFF behavior. I'll allow it.
Let's move on to today's main event!
Which is?
A VR attraction!
We've only got two hours, so let's go all out!
Ooh, this one's good.
Think you can keep up, Mai?
As if I'd let you win!
I'm beat!
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
Even if I got a VR setup at home,
I couldn't recreate today's experience.
There's a special kind of fun that comes with a time limit,
some restrictions, and playing with a friend.
Exactly!
You finally get it!
But it'd be just as fun with a romantic partner.
So you don't get it.
With a partner, you get all self-conscious.
And then you worry about how you look and what they'll like or not like.
You've never even dated anyone...
That's why I'd rather stay friends.
If we were dating, we wouldn't have this much fun.
Yeah, I guess you have a point.
All right. Next up, shopping!
I'll make sure you have even more fun...
as my best friend.
I see.
I get it now.
So that's what being a friend means to you...
Huh?
Oh, no, never mind.
Seriously?!
Five minutes earlier and we'd have caught the train!
Mai, are you okay?
You're freezing!
Ah, oh no!
Let's move to the corner. People can see.
Sorry, do you mind if I make a quick call?
Huh?
Sure.
Hello, Mama?
Right now, I'm in...
"Mama," huh? That suits her.
Would you mind coming along with me?
Oh, sure. Where to?
A hotel.
Huh?
Umm... why'd I need to come, too?
It'd be rude to send my friend home soaking wet, don't you think?
Come on, you too.
Hurry up and get undressed.
Oh no.
I already called room service to get our clothes dried.
We're friends right now, just friends...
Look, your face is getting redder by the second.
Not for the reason you think!
No matter what we are, undressing in front of someone
this gorgeous is just too intimidating.
W-What? I took off my clothes.
You still have your cute pink undies on, too.
Huh?
I got them for 2,000 yen on sale, okay?!
No one asked about the price.
Now come on, the bath's ready.
You go first, Ouzuka...
Don't be silly.
Do you really think I'd soak alone and leave my best friend out here?
We're going in together.
Together?
What do you mean together?!
She's just my friend. Why am I overthinking this?
My emotions must be glitching out!
Sorry for dragging you to a hotel so suddenly.
Don't make it sound so weird.
Besides, you're always kind of pushy.
No matter what, I can't afford to get sick.
My mom needs help with work overseas next week.
Even though there are tons of gorgeous models worldwide,
she wants me specifically.
I'm taking time off school to go to France.
France?
Wow.
She's the reason I get to have all my privileges.
So of course I need to do what she asks in return.
It's not easy for you either, huh?
Huh?
Ah, no!
Crud, I gave the wrong answer!
Why do you think that?
Well, I mean...
You said before you wanted people to see the real you,
but having to meet everyone's expectations must be exhausting.
I mean, I can't even meet my own expectations.
Now I remember
how much I like this part of you.
R-Really now.
But I mean, anyone would.
But no one did.
Huh?
Ever since I was born, everyone either admired me or envied me.
Acting like a princess was what people expected,
so I trained myself to behave that way.
That's incredible...
She really is incredible.
It's okay.
No matter what fantasies people have,
to me, you're the horny weirdo you truly are.
You're the only one who would describe me like that.
Well, duh. I'm your best friend.
The kind of friend who gets you,
who'll joke around with you but also sit with you when things get tough.
That's my idea of a best friend.
That's a best friend?
Y-Yeah.
I've never had one before,
but that's the kind of bond I want with you.
That does sound wonderful.
Right?
Best friends are the be—
I'd definitely like that kind of relationship.
But if you ask me,
I'd say it's basically the same as lovers.
W-What?
I'll get to know the real you,
mess around and have fun with you,
and be by your side when you need me.
Is that really so different?
But...
Still...
Of course, there are big differences between friends and lovers.
Wait, hold up!
We're just friends today, remember?!
Well, it's only natural for me to wash my hair in the bath.
Then what's with this hand?
Why are you cornering me like this?!
Hey, wait.
You can't just touch me, y'know!
You're like a whiny little puppy.
L-Let's talk about this...!
W...
W-W-Wait.
Th-That was my first kiss!
That was mine, too.
It really feels amazing sharing your first kiss with your destined lover.
Can you please be satisfied already?
Still no?!
Mai's legs are touching me!
This is bad. I'm starting to lose every bit of my willpower to Mai. If this keeps up,
I'll end up agreeing to everything on her girlfriend checklist!
I have no choice...
Renako?
It doesn't count.
What do you mean?
Because... you're my best friend.
You're still clinging to that?
You sometimes hear about friends kissing just for fun.
So this doesn't count, right?
I see...
Yeah, exactly, so...
In that case.
Kisses between friends don't count, right?
They don't...
I love you, Renako.
What kind of thing is that to say to a friend?
Even though you said you weren't gonna force me...
I think maybe if I'd done it a week ago,
it really would've been forcing you.
But today, that wasn't the case, was it?
I don't know about that...
This really does suck.
All the fun we had as friends just got overshadowed by that kiss.
Like it was the only thing that really mattered.
I hated to admit it, but...
that night, all night long
my heart pounded so hard I couldn't sleep.
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Wow, Ouzuka, you're going to France?
For some people, a single kiss can turn their whole world upside down.
But that's definitely not me.
The way my heart pounds every time I see Mai's face,
or aches when I remember the heat of her lips on mine...
It's all in my head.
A kiss between friends doesn't count anyway.
I should just move on.
You're staring too much.
What's up?
You look mesmerized by her.
N-No, I was just thinking she looked as dazzling as always.
I heard she's leaving for France today.
You two have been friends for a long time, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
Sometimes I wonder, if we'd met later in life, would I have turned out more cheerful?
I-I see...
You could call it a "love-hate" thing.
Being her closest friend
means I get to see her when she's at her worst.
Huh? That's why you're friends?
I'll be going now.
Okay.
Have a good trip!
Get a grip, Renako. Don't get upset just because she didn't spare you a glance.
You're nothing special.
You're just her friend!
Do you like her?
I'd advise you to give up now.
O-Of course not. No way.
I'm going to miss you while I'm gone.
Meet me on the rooftop? I want to be alone with you.
Ouzuka Mai?
Huh? Oh, uh, I dunno.
I gotta use the bathroom!
Why am I so desperate to see Mai?!
Hello.
I'm glad you came, Renako.
Your hair's down!
The breeze felt so nice, you know?
You're making excuses now!
I really like you.
I really like you, too...
as a friend.
The times when we're apart, even if it's just after school, feel endless.
A whole week will crush me.
That's why I need a little Renako boost to get me through while we're apart.
W-Well, I'd miss my friend too if we couldn't see each other.
So c'mon. Let go of me!
Down, girl!
I told you not to do this at school!
You did, but I wanted to leave with a cool farewell.
Ever since that kiss, I haven't felt like myself.
Just go already!
All right, I'm off.
Mai's scent...
Wait, why am I swooning over her scent like some maiden in love?!
Forget her already!
I don't care about that pushy, egotistical brat!
Wow, it's Ouzuka Mai!
She's gorgeous!
My lips touched hers...
My lips touched someone this refined?!
Is this reality?
I feel like dozing off. Maybe it's because Mai's gone.
And it's rainy season...
Even Kaho's feeling it.
And Satsuki got all fired up saying she'd study and surpass Mai.
I'm sure Ajisai has her own plans, too...
Guess I'm back to being a loner for a while...
Just thinking about it makes my stomach ache.
Being around people's exhausting, but being alone's hard, too.
And I'm too much of a coward to ask anyone to hang out!
I need to prove I'm totally fine without Mai around.
I won't let her pull my strings forever!
Um, Ajisai?
Yes?
If you're free today...
Wanna hang out?
Yeah, sure!
Huh?
Just like that?
It's so rare for you to be the one to ask!
Oh, um, uh...
Thanks for inviting me.
I should be thanking you, too!
This isn't cheating, obviously.
I mean, how can you even cheat on a friend?
Thanks for picking such a cute color for me.
Oh, don't mention it. We grabbed a bunch of free samples, too.
That color really suits you.
You look super cute!
That's just 'cause the makeup's good, right?
Anyway, that lipstick's perfect on you. You look amazing!
Really?
Chu! Hehe.
Oh my god... adorable...
Do it again, Ajisai!
One more time!
You're filming me?
You're just too cute! But don't worry!
No one else will see it! I'll keep it all to myself!
I'm so happy to be alive.
Okay, wanna head upstairs?
Sorry, is this too much?
N-No, that's not it.
Wait... do you like me?
Oh no, I said that out loud!
Of course I like you, Rena.
Thanks to Mai, I can't hear those words without overthinking them now.
Can I complain a little?
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
At home with my little brothers, I'm always nagging them.
Really? I can't imagine you ever getting mad.
Oh, I do.
They make a mess, lose things,
and when they're gaming, they ignore me completely.
You really are a big sister.
Yeah, I guess I am.
That's why I sometimes need to let it out and go shopping with a cute girl.
Why is my heart pounding?
Am I... actually falling for a girl?
What's wrong?
Not feeling well?
It's like that feeling when you miss a treasure chest in a one-time-only dungeon
and then overwrite your save file.
Oh.
Oh, Sena and Amaori! You two shopping?
We are.
You guys, too?
We're looking for a birthday gift for his girlfriend.
I already know what I'm getting her, though.
Since we're all here, want to do something together?
Hmm... let me think.
This feeling...
Wanna hang out today?
The boys are coming, too.
Boys?
Oh, I'll pass.
You're turning us down?
What's your problem?
Don't expect us to ask you ever again.
Back then, all I could do was laugh it off.
I guess that only made things worse.
After that, everyone ignored me,
and I was alone until graduation.
Since then, I've been too scared of what others think to ever turn an invitation down.
If only Mai were here...
No. That won't do.
If I lean on her every time it gets hard,
I'm just taking advantage of her.
That's not what real friends do.
If I want to stand tall when I see her again,
I have to be able to say no on my own.
Rena, what do you think?
Sorry.
I don't want to...
Rena!
I recovered soon after.
Just a bit of anemia.
The boys left so I wouldn't feel self-conscious.
That was kind of them.
I'm sorry for always being the one with issues.
Um...
I'm sorry, Rena.
You're not comfortable around boys, are you?
I should've said no for you.
But no, um...
You'd probably have more fun with them than with me.
Even if you left me behind...
That's not true.
There's no point if you're not having fun, too.
I came here today because I wanted to hang out with you.
Oh, s-sorry.
Do you get it?
Y-Yeah, I do.
Do you? Do you really?
I can be selfish sometimes, and short-tempered, too.
I'll keep that in mind.
Good. So long as you understand.
You know what?
When I scold my brothers, I hold their hands like this.
Whenever I do, they actually listen.
A secret big-sister tip.
Yeah, that would definitely get my attention.
Are you okay now?
Yeah, sorry for the trouble.
I always play this game with the kids. Somehow, I got more into it than they did.
There's a new version out now.
I-I actually bought it!
Really? I want to try it!
S-So... want to come to my place and play?
Really?
I'd love to!
I'm so happy!
I think I'm finally getting the hang of this "normie" thing!
Sorry, Mai.
While you've been far away,
I've been spending more time with someone who might actually be... a new friend.
There's really a reason people call this the good stuff.
I can already tell, it's Mai.
Yeah, right.
Hello?
What's wrong? That last text was kinda mean.
Are you sulking 'cause you miss me?
As if!
Relax, okay?
My hair's tied up right now.
I'm your best friend, remember?
Geez.
I saw you on TV.
I gotta admit, it's pretty cool seeing my friend show off like that.
Really? That's kinda embarrassing.
How's everything going?
Work okay?
Of course.
Or... well, I wish I could say that.
It's mostly stuff anyone could've done.
What are you talking about?
The only thing that makes me special is being her daughter.
Huh?
Never mind. I'm just rambling. Forget I said anything.
C'mon, we're best friends right now, aren't we?
My friend's far away, all alone, and sounds so sad. How am I supposed to just ignore that?
I really do like you a lot.
You mean more to me than anyone else in the whole world.
Oh, please!
The more time I spend with you, the more sure I am of that.
Are you saying no one else could ever replace me?
Of course I am.
Well, leaving me aside, I don't think anyone could replace you, either.
Are you sure?
Without a doubt!
No other girl would be bold enough to hit on me the way you do.
Thank you.
I feel a little better now.
You're a kind person.
That's just being normal.
By the way, I hung out with Ajisai today.
Apparently she plays a ton of games,
so she's coming over tomorrow.
Oh my. Just the two of you?
Huh?
Yeah.
So the second we go long-distance, you turn into a total scamp!
That's insane!
I can hang out with whoever I want!
Fine! Do as you please!
I'll just find some top-class girl here to date instead!
What?!
No, I won't.
I'm sorry. I was joking.
I was this close to throwing away my pride just to get back at you!
To think I'd stoop that low...
A-All right.
You can be honest, too, you know.
You're not really hanging out with Ajisai, right?
No, I really am!
How dare you!
Not this again!
Ever since that kiss, Mai's been acting so weird.
Love really is dangerous.
It has to be, if it's even making her go crazy!
I'm sooo bored! I hate this, I hate this, I hate this!
Calm down, you sixteen-year-old baby.
What's so great about Ouzuka Mai anyway?
You guys just don't get it!
The Super Darling is in our class, blessing us with her presence!
You don't realize how insanely lucky we are, do you?!
Whether she's here or not doesn't change anything.
Honestly, it's a relief she's not around.
Even though you look lonely now that your rival's gone?
Oww!
Something's missing without Mai, but hey, at least it's peaceful.
And my heart's finally calm and steady.
I'm home!
I brought a friend over today!
Whoa, she's cute!
Are you Rena's little sister? Nice to meet you!
We're gaming in my room, so don't bother us, okay?
No way! You have so many!
R-Really? I thought it was normal.
Oh, I wanted to try this one, too.
That's the one I played with Mai...
Are you seriously going to overwrite the memories you made with your girlfriend?!
So you're that kind of girl!
Sure! Let's play it!
Just so you know,
I'm not great at games, so sorry if I hold you back.
Don't worry!
I won't let anyone lay a finger on you!
I'll blow them up before you even notice!
Then I won't get to do anything!
Then I'll weaken them so you can finish them off in one hit.
Just play like you always do.
Right... I should just play like always.
But what does "always" even mean?
I've only ever played games with Mai.
Oh god, I'm sweating.
Thankfully, routine is a powerful thing.
Once the game started, I slipped right back into my calm, collected self.
Oh, that was embarrassing.
I screamed really loud.
How am I supposed to stay calm when she's this cute?!
You're so good at this.
Do you have all the enemy spots memorized?
Aw, no, it's all luck.
You're really good at games. That's so cool.
Cool? Me of all people?
Want to come to my place next time?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yay!
The kids would love it if someone good at games came over.
Oh... that's what she meant.
Well, at least I'd get to see Ajisai in big sister mode.
Um, this is just curiosity,
but what kind of person is your type?
Huh?
I'm not sure I really have one.
If I had to say, maybe someone I feel safe with?
Interesting...
Why? Is there someone you like?
H-Huh? It's nothing like that!
In my personal experience,
people only ask that if they either like the person they're asking or already have someone else in mind.
So by that logic, the one I like would be you.
Oh, you're right!
Is that it?
No, it's not!
You surprised me!
No girl's ever confessed to me before!
I didn't confess!
I mean, just believe me!
You don't? That's too bad.
Please have mercy on me...
Hey, Ajisai, are you just having fun teasing me?
Oops, you noticed?
You snake!
Oh, that's kind of lewd. Like a fallen angel seducing mortals!
Ugh, Mai's got me thinking things like this now!
How vulgar of me!
She's ruined my pure heart!
I'm sorry, Ajisai...
It's okay. I forgive you.
Shouldn't you get the door?
It's fine, my sister will get it.
Renako!
There's, like, a Hollywood actress at the front door!
Hello, my darling.
W-Why...?
Work wrapped up early.
And your hair's down!
Wait, this isn't a good time.
Ajisai is here.
That's perfect, then.
Let's all hang out together.
Huh?
Mai?
Hey. I thought I'd drop by.
You must be Renako's little sister.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ouzuka Mai.
I hope we get along.
Little sister?
Wait, you're my sister's friend?!
Oh, yes. I'm honored to be her friend.
What am I supposed to do here?
Two voices are screaming in my head now that I'm sandwiched.
Why is Mai here? This was supposed to be our time!
If you want to cheat on me, kitten, I'll have to bring out the paddle.
Why am I the cheating one here?!
We're just friends!
What if Haruna plays with us, too?
Sure, I'd love to!
Oh no, it's already late!
I need to pick up my brothers, so I'll head out now.
You guys keep having fun!
I'll walk you to the station!
Don't leave me alone with Mai!
I get why, but still!
Why don't you come, too, Ouzuka?
Sorry, I already set my pickup time.
You don't mind if I stay another hour?
Why, you scheming little...
Hey, wait!
Why don't I take Ajisai?
Let's go, Ajisai!
Okay. Thanks for having me, Rena.
I had tons of fun. You too, Mai.
See you at school!
Yeah, see you later.
Okay, let's continue.
What did you scream for?
Because you moved so fast! You're like a wolf! You need to be leashed!
I came back a day early just for you.
Just for yourself, you mean!
You always see right through how pathetic I really am.
Hey now, stop it.
I'm burning with jealousy.
I can't believe I feel this way because of Ajisai.
It's just like you said...
There's more to love than just the good things.
Hey... Mai...
You smell so soft...
It's your scent.
You moron... you're so embarrassing.
I want to claim every part of you.
M-My clothes...?!
You think it's weird that I'm still wearing my uniform even though I'm home?
I got it!
But I'll change myself. You don't need to do that.
Renako...
M... Mai...
I love you.
She's so beautiful.
Way too stunning...
If something happens now,
it'll be a memory I can brag about later.
I mean, my partner is Ouzuka Mai.
All I want right now...
is to feel your warmth.
The warmth of someone else's touch feels so nice.
But if I let myself give in to those desires, we can't stay "just friends" anymore.
No.
I want us to be real lovers.
What would this do to me? Would I finally become who I want to be?
Renako...
Hey, no way!
It's fine, Renako. I'll be gentle.
That's not what I meant!
I love you.
Now's not the time to say that!
Hey, not there! Back off!
Stop it, please! Aaack!
I'm back!
I'm sorry, Renako.
I got a little carried away.
You idiot! She saw us!
I told you to stop! You absolute idiot!
I was right, relationships suck!
Get the hell out!
I'm sorry...
This is the worst...
I should've been more firm and stopped it.
But for just a second, I thought...
that maybe giving in wouldn't be so bad.
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But for just a second, I thought...
that maybe giving in wouldn't be so bad.
Could it be that I actually like M—
Wait, no, that can't!
Renako?
Are you and Ouzuka like... a thing?
Yeah.
It's exactly what it looks like.
I see.
Wow! That's amazing!
You and Ouzuka?! How'd you manage that?
That's what I'd like to know.
I always thought you'd get duped by some total loser,
and I'd be stuck with a terrible brother-in-law.
But a sister-in-law like her?
She's a home run!
You're sooo wrong!
What do I do?
I don't know if I can face her...
...but I didn't have to. Mai didn't come to school.
Maybe she's busy with work again.
I'm digging in!
What's got you so hyped?
Eyyy, you noticed?
Okay, so after school, Mai's going to...
Mai.
Go on, tell me more!
Nope, I'm keeping it a secret.
Seriously? Why?
I wonder if Mai and I could ever get back on good terms just like those two.
But what even were we before?
How would I even describe it?
Friends in the same group?
Best friends?
Or maybe...
Hey, Amaori.
Can I talk to you after school?
It's about Ouzuka Mai.
Huh?
I'll be waiting.
On the rooftop.
Waiting on the rooftop?
Satsuki, what do you know?
Huh?
Only Mai and I are supposed to have keys to this door...
It's just an ordinary key.
Anyone could've copied it.
Satsuki?!
Why are we up here...?
The "friends or lovers" contest.
The pool café.
Um...
Odaiba Plaza.
Sheltering at a hotel.
How do you know all of that?
Great question.
How do you think I know?
Ouzuka Mai came to my house yesterday.
She told me everything.
Huh.
Everything?!
While crying.
Mai cried...?
She definitely did.
Thanks to her, I barely slept.
When you say "everything"...
Look, about both of you being girls...
It's fine. I don't hold those kinds of bigoted views.
That's not what I'm worried about!
And you've got it wrong!
I just... couldn't get her to stop.
I know.
She told me.
She said she hurt you.
Mai...
I had one question the whole time I listened to her.
"Why Amaori?"
You're plain.
You care too much about what others think.
Your grades, looks, and athletic skills. They're all mediocre.
Yeah... I know.
So that's how she's always felt.
She tolerates me around Mai and the others,
but she's never seen me as an equal.
I've wondered the same thing.
Mai and I are in totally different leagues.
I bet you did.
It's so obvious.
You know your place, because you're a turtle hiding in its shell.
Um, so does it actually bother you?
You know, Mai and me being together.
What do you mean, "actually"?
It's got nothing to do with me.
But if you date her half-heartedly and hurt her, that'd seriously piss me off.
But I don't think you're capable of that.
You're not that devious.
You know me so well, Satsuki.
Does she take pride in being some kind of people-watcher?
Absolutely not.
Stop reading my mind! It's creepy!
Hey, Satsuki, are you... not that mad at me after all?
I'm pissed off.
Losing sleep and study time over some dumb love drama...
So this is just you venting?
Half of it, yeah.
You're not totally clueless.
Thanks...
I think I'm finally starting to get Satsuki.
Maybe we feel the same way when it comes to Mai.
Either way, she's not my enemy.
Which means...
Hey, Satsuki.
I want to apologize.
For what?
For hurting someone you really care about.
I also want to make things right with Mai.
I see.
Then can you tell me where she is?
You've changed, Amaori.
R-Really?
You're way more pushy about what you want. It's just like Mai.
No way! Gross!
Relax.
You're always so reserved around everyone else.
I figured this talk would be one-sided and end with you crying your eyes out.
And then the whole group would fall apart.
And yet you still risked all that to meet me up here...
For Mai's sake...
Wait, you really do like Mai, don't you?!
I'm sorry.
I don't know where she is right now,
but I do know what she's planning.
After she finished talking to me,
she asked me to comfort her.
What?!
"I hurt Renako," she said.
"I want to know what it's like to be held by someone I don't like."
"So Satsuki, I want you to comfort me."
"Besides,"
"you're in love with me, aren't you?"
And then?
Never mind all the times she's made a fool out of me before,
this was a new low.
I kicked her out at five-thirty in the morning.
She deserved it.
Wait, so what's Mai doing now?
Right.
If I had to guess,
she's out looking for someone to comfort her.
Oh no...
Why didn't you try to stop her?!
If she's really that dumb,
there's nothing I can do anyway.
Honestly, if she's too selfish to listen to her friend's advice,
maybe she needs to hit rock bottom at least once.
She won't answer her phone.
Or reply to texts.
Satsuki...
Half the reason she called me up here was to blow off steam.
But the other half...
Satsuki...
I'm going to stop Mai because I want to. It's my choice.
It is.
But is that really what you want?
Didn't she hurt you?
Well...
But still.
That's what friends do.
Sometimes, you hurt them. Other times, they hurt you back.
She's a total egotist
and never listens to anyone.
If she won't listen, then I'll just beat some sense into her!
I see. Then maybe you'll be fine.
Amaori.
I'll leave the idiot to you.
Do her a favor and tell her she's not as great as she thinks she is.
I'll make sure she hears it!
Thanks!
From an outsider's view, this probably looked like a teen flick.
But seriously, where is Mai?
I've got no clue!
Rena, welcome back!
Oh, hey.
Why are you here alone?
Well, your bag was still here.
Wait, you were waiting for me?
Yup. Is today a good time?
Huh?
Wanna come over to my place?
I...
I'm sorry, Ajisai...
It's just...
Oh, are you busy?
Oh no... I have to turn her down.
My stomach hurts.
But I'm the only one who can stop Mai.
And yet...
I can't turn down anyone's invitation.
If I do...
I'll end up alone again.
I still haven't gotten over my trauma. Not even a little.
I want to go, but...
Rena?
I feel like I'm about to faint... but I can't.
Are you all right?
Are you feeling sick again?
I'm sorry!
Please ask me again sometime!
Rena? You're crying?!
Is the reason I can't turn her down because I don't trust her?
But Ajisai would never shun anyone!
I should be able to tell her how I really feel!
You know what?
Ajisai, I like you!
I really, really like you!
Huh?
If I'm being honest, I wish I could hang out with you every single day,
but there's something important I have to do first!
So I'm sorry!
I'll make it up to you!
Because, Ajisai, you mean a lot to me!
I learned this from Mai.
Even if you selfishly force your feelings onto someone,
you can still reach their heart.
I've been thinking nonstop about how cute you are,
and I had so much fun when we hung out the other day.
I swear, I'll keep liking you forever!
I like you, too, Rena.
Wait, what's happening?
Uh...
R-Rena?
So, uh, maybe you should ask Satsuki or Kaho instead.
Y-Yeah, good idea. You're probably busy, right?
But Kaho had plans today, too.
Was it work?
No, she said she was heading to Akasaka.
Someone invited her to a fancy hotel.
In Akasaka?
Wait... if that's the case, then...
So she's in Akasaka!
Thank you, Ajisai!
Huh?
You're welcome.
See you tomorrow!
Yeah... see you.
Damn you, Mai!
It's your fault I couldn't hang out with Ajisai today!
All this crap!
It's your fault!
What's going on here?
The heck is that?
That's Kaho!
Oh, Rena-chin, even you're here?
What do you mean "even" I'm here? And what is all this?
Wait, you didn't know and still showed up?
Can I see that envelope for a sec?
Sure.
What's this?
Mai invited everyone who's ever confessed to her!
Wait, you confessed to Ouzuka?!
Can you believe how popular she is?
She's lost her mind.
What is she thinking?
Kaho.
When you see all this, do you still want to be her girlfriend?
Yup! She's rich, pretty, and famous!
The hubris! The greed!
I'm sorry, Kaho, but I've gotta put a stop to this party!
What?
No, you can't do that! Seriously, stop!
Do you really want to be with someone who'd put up a sign like that?!
She's being funny!
No, she's just dumb!
If she's pretty and rich, that's just part of her appeal!
Listen, Kaho!
Nuh-uh, I'm not listening!
Only one person here's going to win.
You think she'll pick you?
Maybe she'll pick everyone!
That's the worst possible outcome!
If the party gets canceled, Mai stays single,
and that gives you, as her friend, a huge advantage, right?!
You've got a point!
You get it now?
I do!
And I figured something else out, too.
Huh?
You like Mai, too, don't you?!
You're way off!
Me, like a girl who'd host this kind of party? No way! No freaking way!
Got it!
Let's do our best from now on, Rena-chin!
You clearly didn't get it at all!
Why is any of this happening?!
It's about time to begin...
I'm so sorry, Renako...
This is the only way I know to make up for my mistakes.
I hope you'll forgive me.
Then come apologize to my face!
Renako?
Why are you here? And why are you in a swimsuit?
Since you weren't with me, they wouldn't let me in wearing my uniform.
I see. It looks nice.
Let me take a photo.
Oh. Where's my phone?
That's what I wanna know!
Probably in a locker!
I tried calling you a bunch!
I knew it. You're mad.
Aren't you?
Satsuki told me everything.
I see.
I'm surprised she's such a loudmouth.
Listen...
Call off this party.
I refuse.
I hurt you.
I'll let it go.
So just stop, okay?
And I need to apologize for slapping you.
What are you, a kid?!
Besides, if you start dating someone as punishment, that's not fair to them, either.
You should only date someone you actually like.
I can no longer date the person I actually like.
So I have no choice but to find someone else that I can learn to like.
Mai...
Thank you.
The time I spent with you was so much fun.
So finally, as a good friend,
I hope you'll wish me luck on my next shot at love.
Wait.
But what about our contest?
We can't be friends or lovers anymore.
From now on, you and I are nothing more than classmates.
No.
...Renako?
It's not over yet.
Don't just decide that!
You know what Satsuki said?
"Ouzuka Mai isn't as great as she thinks she is."
And I agree.
Maybe so, but I still try my best to be.
You lost control of yourself, remember?
That's why I'm doing this, so I'll never hurt you again!
So I won't mess up again!
That's why I...
tried to...
let you go...
You know, it's okay to fail as many times as you need.
I already told you, no matter what, I'll always accept you for who you are.
But you're not the only one who struggles to believe that, huh?
The moment your hand hit my cheek, it hasn't—
I'm sorry. I wasn't being fair, either.
I should've told you sooner.
Told me what?
The truth is...
I've got a few feelings for you, too.
Ever since you kissed me in the bathtub,
I've been thinking about you in a romantic way.
Really?
I didn't make you hate me?
Isn't that why you slapped me?
That was because you went too far.
There's a time and place for that, you know.
I can't possibly believe you.
I've already gone and ruined everything beyond repair.
It was just one fight.
I'm sorry, Mai.
I do really...
...like you. Quite a lot.
Renako.
I hurt you worse than I ever imagined.
Oh, come on!
I may not be able to jump off a rooftop to save someone,
but I can get stuck in the rain, get soaked head to toe, and dive into the deep end with you.
This isn't a one-way street.
It's what you call being lovers,
and what I call being best friends.
So long as you're Ouzuka Mai,
I'm Amaori Renako!
I've made myself clear, right, Mai?
Yeah.
Hey, what are you doing?
Please, just give me a moment.
I am Ouzuka Mai.
I can't let you see me cry.
Okay...
You're so strong and kind.
Thank you, really.
You're so...
unfair.
After that,
Mai's party obviously got canceled,
and somehow, when Mai performed on guitar to apologize, everyone loved it.
Everyone's okay with this?
Kaho still has the wrong idea about my relationship with Mai,
and I still haven't been to Ajisai's house.
Satsuki and Mai are still at odds with each other.
But...
But maybe,
instead of desperately trying to fit in,
I've finally made my high school debut in the truest sense.
And with that, it was finally the end of June.
The day of reckoning for my contest with Mai had arrived.
Mai lives in a penthouse suite on the top floor of a massive apartment building.
She even has a private elevator
that goes straight from the parking garage to her suite.
This is my first time seeing a place with an actual parlor.
It feels like I've been swallowed up into your belly.
Then we can be together forever.
Stop being a freak!
Well then...
Please, let me hear your answer.
You know...
In the end,
I still don't really know what it means to be a couple.
Unbelievable.
Even after stealing my heart? What are you, some femme fatale?
No, please!
I just want to be best friends.
Oh.
But I really like you.
And as your best friend, I want to respect your wishes.
So...
Let's be more than friends, but less than lovers!
We could call it friends with Rena-fits?
Friends with Rena-fits?
Like, a special kind of relationship just for Renako and Mai.
I see...
You really will do anything to avoid conceding, huh?
I didn't expect you to propose a third option.
H-Hey, you did it, too!
You said we were going back to being classmates.
Good grief...
This is the first time I've butted heads with someone this stubborn.
Why don't we have another contest?
A c-contest?
You can keep going with that "friends with Rena-fits" thing,
and I'll keep trying harder to make us a couple.
I have no intention of giving up on you just yet.
As for the time limit...
Until we graduate.
Okay. I'll take you up on that.
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After a bizarre sequence of events,
my contest with Mai is now set to last all the way until graduation.
Only problem is...
Knew I'd find you here, Amaori.
Uh, yeah. I'm on class duty today.
I know.
Can we talk?
So, um...
What did you want to talk about?
I-Is this about Mai?
I'm really sorry!
No need to be. You were right.
Comfort me.
I want to know what it feels like to be held by someone I don't like.
So Satsuki, I want you to comfort me.
Besides,
you're in love with me, aren't you?
Ever since then, Satsuki has kept her distance from the group
and won't even talk to Mai.
It's gotten super awkward.
I wish they'd just make up already.
So, I'm guessing you want to make up with Mai,
but you're too embarrassed to apologize on your own, huh?
Come again? Who's apologizing here?
Yikes.
M-Mai's the one who should... apologize to you?
Exactly.
But that idiot doesn't even realize she did anything wrong.
So that's why, Amaori...
I won't rest until I get my revenge.
I refuse to keep taking it laying down.
She looks like she's out to kill!
She's going to rope me into some terrible scheme, isn't she?
Is my high school life already doomed?
Sorry, Satsuki!
I just remembered something important!
Hey, Amaori...
Will you go out with me?
Huh?!
All right, I've figured it out!
You want payback on Mai,
but nothing ever phases her,
so you're using me to hit her where it really hurts!
Nailed it, right?!
Not even close.
My feelings for you are real.
I've fallen for you.
I can't keep it in anymore. Wuv you, Amaori.
That doesn't sound convincing at all!
What do you even see in me?
Hmm... Let me think...
You stay in your lane?
Who falls in love with someone for that?!
Seriously?
Am I not good enough for you?
I'd never think that.
You're stunning, and your voice is stellar.
I admire how well you carry yourself.
You look effortlessly cool even just sitting.
You're always so composed. I really look up to you!
I see.
Thanks.
But even so, I just can't date you!
I'm totally down to be friends, though!
I see, it makes sense given how you're putting that woman on hold.
Yeah. No matter who it is,
I don't think I'd make a good girlfriend.
Fair enough.
It feels like we'd just break up in a month and neither of us would care.
So why not give it a shot?
That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!
It's not even noon and I'm already drained.
Morning, Rena!
My energy's already restored!
If this were an RPG, you'd totally be a priestess!
Really? But I wanna be a martial artist!
Wait, no! Cut it out!
Oops, sorry!
You and Satsuki walking together surprised me.
Yeah, it did happen...
Did something happen?
Huh?!
Heyyy, Rena-chin! Aa!
Let's talk about that thing we got in a couple of weeks!
You mean the group hangout, right?
Think those two will patch things up by then?
Beats me...
If only we knew what caused the whole mess.
I've gotta do everything I can to help them fix this.
We only get one summer of our freshman year!
Let's make it count!
Koyanagi, take your seat!
Yes, ma'am!
Lovin' those cute polka dots!
You're rocking that maxi skirt!
Mhm, thanks.
If anything, Kaho's hopes
are the complete opposite of what Satsuki wants.
Agh... I really can't take this awkwardness anymore today!
Wanna stop somewhere after school?
Sure!
How about walking around the station?
Sounds great!
What about you, Rena?
Ah, right...
Honestly, my brain's totally fried today.
I've been counting the picoseconds 'til I get home.
Oh, got something going on, Renako?
Guess it'll just be us three!
'Kay!
She's looking out for me again.
I really do appreciate it, though.
Right.
Amaori's coming with me today.
Shall we get going?
We've got plans, remember?
Uh, well...
We do, right?
Was that a threat?!
Got it! All right, Rena-chin, look after Saa for us!
We'll head home with Mai-Mai.
No! This isn't a reconciliation plan!
It's a plot to murder Mai!
Renako, are you...?
Oh no. This might turn into a full-blown fight.
Y-Yeah.
That's the plan.
Sorry, guys. Catch you tomorrow!
Give me a break...
C'mon. I'm treating you.
To a vending machine.
Did you see her face?
She was completely speechless.
That evil grin...
That just added years back to my life.
So, you got what you were after, right?
Mission accomplished! You'll be friends again tomorrow, yeah?
Hardly. This is just the beginning.
Oh, naturally.
You really do mean a lot to her.
I just wish I knew why...
Yeah, good luck figuring that out.
What matters is, for now, dating you benefits me.
I gotta say, this pragmatic relationship we have is nice for a change.
Come on, I told you I like you.
Just pretend I'm too shy to say it the normal way.
That would be cute,
if it weren't completely untrue.
She's been giving you a hard time too, hasn't she?
Well, yeah, but still...
Faking a relationship just to hurt Mai feels wrong.
Especially when it's with a friend.
A friend?
Amaori, do you really think we're friends?
I-I'm not really sure...
That's... surprisingly honest of you.
I mean, we barely talk one-on-one,
and I didn't want to assume we're friends if you didn't feel the same.
Plus, I figured you'd just get mad if I called us friends.
I wouldn't.
But I'd use that as leverage to ask a favor.
So it was a trap all along!
Cut it out! I always fall for that!
Fine, fine. I get it.
It's not like I expected this to go well anyway.
I never meant to pressure you.
Sorry for dragging you into it.
Oh... okay.
Also, we're not friends.
We're just in the same group.
Are we clear?
Fine. Then we're done.
Um...
What?
So... do you think you can make up with her soon?
You're seriously asking me that now?
Wait, did I say something wrong?
Unbelievable.
If you two don't make up, it's just going to make school miserable for me.
I'll start dreading class every day.
And if I stop showing up, my parents will flip.
Wait. Why are you tearing up?
Is this emotional blackmail?!
I seriously don't know.
Geez...
Fine, I'll make up with her. Happy now?
Once again, I'll let her off scot-free, since she never owns up to anything anyway.
Wow, Satsuki! You're the best!
In exchange...
Oh no...
Two weeks.
Just two weeks, but you've gotta go out with me.
After that, I'll reconcile with her.
Exactly until summer vacation begins.
This time, I'm serious.
That idiot never once gave me the time of day,
but now I've found her weakness.
So...
Please, help me.
It's not like Satsuki suddenly started hating Mai.
Even I can tell that much.
If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have been able to stop that party.
Mai would've ended up with someone she didn't even like.
So in a way, Mai owes her for that.
Well, I guess this isn't asking too much.
But don't expect me to do anything too crazy.
Of course not.
Thanks, Amaori.
Yeah.
So, we'll be a couple for two weeks starting tomorrow. You're okay with that, right?
Uh... yeah.
Maybe I'm rushing into this,
but I can't just sit back and do nothing.
Satsuki's a resilient girl,
but she shouldn't have to keep getting hurt like this.
Maybe I just get it, as someone who's been pushed around, too.
And maybe...
it'd be kind of nice to see Mai lose her cool for once.
She already promised she'll make up with Mai when the two weeks are over.
Looking forward to working with you.
Hey.
Mind if we make a quick stop?
Uh...
Do you come here a lot?
Yeah.
Whenever I need to psych myself up.
It must hold good memories for you.
Back in elementary school,
a gloomy Ouzuka Mai clung to me here for the whole world to see.
You call that a good memory?
It's a flavor that never fades.
Why bring me somewhere that's full of battle scars?
Because we're teaming up to take her down.
So what better place to make our pact?
We're not defeating her! We're reconciling!
Well, if you say so.
It's only two weeks,
and I know I've got my flaws.
I'm cold and distant,
and probably not what you signed up for,
but I always pay back what I owe.
Your type is blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls, right?
That's way too specific to be a "type"!
So someone like Sena, then?
I think you're misunderstanding.
I don't even like girls to begin with.
Seriously?
Then I really don't stand a chance.
You still agreed to go out with me, so it's only fair I play the part of your girlfriend.
But I mean, you don't actually like me or anything, right?
There is that...
but it doesn't matter whether I like you or not.
I'm sticking to our agreement.
This is starting to sound like an arranged marriage.
Our time together might be short, but I'll act like a devoted wife.
W-Why say it like that?!
What?
I mean, the Satsuki saying that to me?
I don't know what you're getting at, but you're doing this for me, right?
So I figure you deserve a little something in return.
What kind of reward?
Maybe you'll just get lucky.
Hey now, your face is beet red.
Huh? It is?!
Yeah, totally!
Right, that's what gets you going.
If you ask for it,
I'll pull out all the stops.
W-Wait! That's really not what I want! Not even a little!
That's never been something I wanted to do, not once!
Oh, thank goodness.
Even if you had, I wouldn't have known what to do anyway.
Well, I absolutely don't want to!
But you'd want it from Ouzuka Mai, wouldn't you?
I don't buy that.
Why are we even talking about this?!
I told you, I don't want that!
Still, I'm considered beautiful by society's standards, right?
Are you serious?
You're insanely beautiful, Satsuki!
Well, yeah.
She didn't even act flattered.
Whatever your feelings are, I'll still hold up my end of the deal.
But you're still doing this to get back at Mai.
Well, if it's just for two weeks, I can live with it.
Good. I'm counting on you,
my dear.
Nope! Not like that!
I don't do things half-heartedly.
Huh?
You're fine with it, right?
You can't call it dating if we don't at least hold hands.
She's so cute...
Uh, Satsuki.
Maybe holding hands is a bit much.
Then how about a photo?
Now let's post it to social media.
I can already imagine the look of horror on her face.
Hey!
If you do that, I'm divorcing you on the spot!
Cute? Yeah, right!
She's a wicked witch trying to off the princess!
Our time as a couple
wasn't filled with long calls after school
or sweet, romantic moments.
All we really did together was walk home from school.
Amaori, do you have any hobbies?
Huh? Me?
I figured I should at least get to know you a little.
I-I guess... games, maybe?
Like card games? You play those alone?
She's never even touched a game, has she?
Yeah, something like that.
Why are you lying?
Huh?
How am I supposed to get to know you if you don't give me honest answers?
Be real with me.
Sorry...
Actually, Detective, by "games" I meant...
The kind where you shoot people. No thinking required.
Oh, like FPS games?
Wait, you actually know what those are?!
What? Was that supposed to be an insult?
No, not at all!
You just seem so pure and proper!
And games are for troublemakers. They fry your brain, right?
It's hard to believe anyone still thinks that these days.
Anyway, I sometimes watch my mom play.
Wait, your mom?!
No way...
I pictured her more like...
Did you finish your homework?!
Strict, study-obsessed type, with pointy glasses.
You read my mind again!
But she's nothing like that.
Not that you'll ever meet her anyway.
Oh. Right.
Are FPS games fun?
I mean, I think it depends on the person.
That's true for anything.
But I'm talking to you.
So give me your take.
Oh. Right.
Yeah, I like them.
When I play, I can forget about everything else.
I get that.
When I find a good book, I get so into it that I forget to eat or drink.
What kind of books do you like?
Ones about people, I think.
Stories where people reveal who they really are under pressure.
Or keep pushing forward, even when everything feels hopeless.
I like stories that lay the human heart bare.
Same! I love those kinds of stories!
Really?
Yeah, I swear I'm being honest this time!
I know.
I was teasing you.
Y-You're so mean.
Why are you so flustered?
I just don't want you to end up hating me...
I won't hate you.
I never really liked you that much to begin with.
Hey! Come on, that's just mean!
Would you like to try reading this?
Yeah, I'd love to!
I've always wondered what kinds of books you're into.
Return it whenever. No rush.
You might like it, but if it's boring, don't force yourself.
Thanks!
This isn't really my thing normally,
but I figured I should meet you halfway.
Wait... is she being shy?
You know, when I look at you, I remember something all over again.
Even after we started dating,
you still keep your guard up and hold me at arm's length.
Thanks for being the perfect example of what not to do.
Any time!
What made you think I'd like this book, Koto Satsuki?!
She's so getting an earful.
Got a sec, Renako?
Uh... heading up to the roof?
Nah, it's way too hot for that today.
No one can overhear us in here.
We can talk as much as we want now.
Uh, I guess...
You and Satsuki have gotten pretty close lately.
When did that happen, exactly?
W-Well, uh... let me think...
I guess it started like, the day before yesterday?
I just thought we should "deepen our bonds" or whatever...
My sincerest apologies.
What for?
Is there something you feel guilty about?
I know, Renako.
Satsuki's up to something, isn't she?
And even though you're helping her, you still feel bad about it.
Am I wrong?
How'd you figure that out?
Because I'm Ouzuka Mai.
Ugh, you're too cool sometimes.
And I know you love me dearly!
Nope. Wrong.
I know you care deeply about your friends.
That's part of your charm. I'd never blame you for it.
I don't care who you spend time with,
as long as you always come back to me in the end.
What is she putting on airs for?!
If anything, I'm relieved.
I'm glad to hear you and Satsuki are getting closer.
She's a lot nicer than she seems.
I'm sure you'll get along just fine.
That's a surprise coming from Mai.
You two have known each other a long time, right?
Yes. We met in the spring of fifth grade.
It's weird to think you two were once kids.
I'm honestly glad I didn't meet you until high school.
I was such a foolish girl back then.
Really?
Yes.
I thought everyone would love me
like the sheltered rich girl I was.
So basically, you haven't changed at all.
Satsuki is one of the few friends who knew me back then.
Sometimes it's a little embarrassing to think about,
but she's always stayed by my side.
Just like you, Satsuki is irreplaceable to me.
Wow, you really care about Satsuki.
I'm not so sure about that.
I mean, we're barely even talking right now.
Yes! Exactly! That's my point!
If she really matters that much to you,
then why can't you two make up already?
It's not like I ever wanted us to fight in the first place.
Satsuki's stubborn, and she can be a bit hard to appease.
It's fine.
I'll just let her do what she wants.
Are you sure you don't mind?
I mean, I am a little sad to have my time with you taken away.
But you want to help her, right?
I'll respect your feelings.
Please take care of Satsuki for me.
So you're really just letting her have her way?
You seriously don't mind?!
Let's head home.
Amaori.
Ah... Yeah.
See you tomorrow, Ouzuka.
Yeah.
Get home safe.
Come on, let's go already.
My dear...
I'm being used as a political pawn!
Tell me this isn't getting worse by the second!
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Hey, you're being kinda pushy...
Remember that "reward" I promised?
Huh?
So where exactly are we going?
Somewhere we can really enjoy some quality time.
Satsuki!
We're still minors!
...It's just the library!
Shh! Quiet, please.
Yes, ma'am.
So, what's my "reward" then?
I'll help you study.
What?
...Wow. My mind's officially been corrupted.
Just so you know, midterms are next week.
How much have you studied?
Uh... maybe half an hour...
on certain days?
I don't waste my time on slackers.
Hey, I'm only slightly below average.
If we're going to date,
you need to place at least top ten in our year.
Naturally, Ouzuka Mai's number one.
Sena's up there too,
and so is Kaho.
Seriously?!
I thought Kaho was one of my people.
If you think you're below everyone else,
why not put in the work to catch up?
Ugh... she's right.
Guess bringing up my grades would make Mom happy.
Now you're talking.
Let's begin.
Yes, ma'am.
Turns out, Satsuki's a legit good teacher.
She explained every step clearly
and never lost her cool even when I messed up.
Satsuki, are you the type to do everything you can for your partner,
even if they're a disappointment?
It's kind of embarrassing that you think of me that way.
Huh? Oh...
I just think whoever you end up with will be really lucky.
You realize that's you, right?
W-Well, yeah, but...
If it were Mai, she'd just give me that "you idiot" look when I didn't get it.
Comparing me to her
is an act of violence against my mental state, so maybe don't?
Sorry.
I've had my share of struggles,
like slamming my head against a passage I just couldn't get.
It was maddening.
No one could beat Mai in anything. Grades or sports.
Everyone worshipped her.
But they were wrong.
She just works hard.
If she's human like the rest of us, then why shouldn't I be able to beat her?
So I kept at it.
I see.
Finally, I got a peek into their shared past.
And then, another surprise hit me.
Sis?
Mom left us 2000 yen for dinner. Let's grab donuts.
Honestly,
I just can't see Mai dating a loser like you.
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
You sure this isn't a prank?
It's not!
Ooh, these look amazing!
Wow, the girl at the counter is stunning!
Hmm?
I already get my daily dose of cute girls at school.
Satsuki...?
You look adorable in your uniform!
Amaori...
Wait, you know her?
She's my, uh... classmate.
You know it's not just that, Amaori.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Koto Satsuki. By the way, I'm dating your sister.
Dating?!
Whoa, are you two-timing?!
Oh, uh, I see...
O-Order! Let's order!
Amaori, my shift ends in fifteen minutes.
Mind waiting for me?
Huh?
Wait for me, okay?
Okay.
So, uh, sis... Head home without me.
Fine, but we're talking later.
Nooo, she's totally got the wrong idea!
And it's all your fault, Satsuki!
Thanks for waiting.
S-Sure...
No clue why she made me wait, but...
Guess I'm walking into a minefield.
Uh... so you work part-time, huh?
And boom! Stepped on the first mine.
I can't believe you saw that...
I-It's fine!
Our school allows part-time jobs, and it's totally legal!
Can you keep a secret?
Of course!
I won't breathe a word!
You can 100% trust Amaori Renako!
No. I can't.
Why not?!
Because I'm mean and nasty.
I don't trust people that easily.
Th-That's not true!
You're not mean or nasty at all!
Sorry.
I'm so tired of hearing that.
But I'm your girlfriend...
And?
I mean, you trusted me enough to date me.
You're a certain someone's "destined lover".
I didn't have much choice.
Just because we're dating now
doesn't mean you're someone I'd spill secrets to.
I mean, she's not wrong...
Sure, I'm not a "good girl" like Ajisai or Kaho.
Kaho's not... as innocent as you think.
Wait, really?
She's... interesting.
Speaking of, you two are pretty close, right?
I guess so.
Though sometimes it feels like I'm being used.
Wait, Satsuki's using Kaho?
No, hang on, it's the other way around?!
What is even happening?!
No matter how curious you are, I'm not telling.
End of story.
Kaho just got even more mysterious.
There's nothing weird about Ajisai, right?
Promise you won't tell?
Even a saint like Ajisai
must have a skeleton or two in her closet.
Maybe she prowls the streets at night, slapping dog masks on cats.
...Or something like that!
But I don't want to know that!
...Actually, maybe I do.
Okay yeah, I'm super curious!
I wanna know everything about Ajisai!
I-I won't tell!
Okay.
So Sena's thing is...
When I eat lunch alone at the school cafeteria...
Y-Yeah?
She'll suddenly plop down next to me and start chatting.
And the weird part, she enjoys it.
Wait, you mean...
Even though she's probably already full from eating with you guys,
she'll still bring an onigiri or something
so I don't feel awkward eating alone.
Ehehe, this is so tasty.
She's such a beautiful soul!
That's right.
How does someone like that even exist?
I'll never understand.
Who praises someone that's making a face like that?!
If I can't even trust Sena,
then something's really wrong with me.
Amazing.
Compared to Ajisai, I'm about as trustworthy as a serial purse-snatcher.
I'd say you're a bit better than that.
Ever hear the phrase,
"If you've already eaten the poison, then lick the plate, too."
Dear sister, I only went out for donuts.
Not for my death sentence.
We're here.
What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.
Don't be shy.
We are dating, remember?
O-Okay. Thanks for having me.
Come on in.
This is my room.
Hmm...
So?
S-So what?
My room.
What do you think?
It's nice. Very tasteful.
It's fine, you can say it's small.
That's just the truth.
Why is Satsuki showing me this?
Is she trying to guilt-trip me into keeping quiet?
She doesn't need to. I wouldn't talk anyway.
You know, Satsuki...
Oh!
Who's this? Your friend?
I didn't know you had friends besides Mai!
Well, I do.
I can't believe it! Satsuki brought a friend over!
Should we throw a party?!
Come on, that's unnecessary.
Nice to meet you, Satsuki's sister.
I'm glad I met Satsuki.
Oh, no, I'm glad she met you!
I've been so worried about how Satsuki's been doing.
She's always so shy and timid.
Shy and timid... is she talking about me?
You really are such a pain.
Aw, I'm not a pain at all.
'Cause I love my baby sister Satsuki.
Don't I, sis?
Listen up, Amaori.
She's not my sister. She's my mom.
C'mon, you should've let her keep calling me your sister!
Cut it out already.
Didn't you have work today, Mom?
I should get ready.
Hey, Amaori.
Y-Yes!
Take care of Satsuki, okay?
She's not the friendliest, but she's a good girl.
She even knit me socks for my birthday.
Mom!
Ooh, someone's mad!
Have fun, you two!
So that was my mom.
Y-Yeah.
Don't get the wrong idea about her.
She might seem scatterbrained, but she raised me all on her own.
Well... she probably is scatterbrained.
Is that why you've got a part-time job?
Stop.
Don't act like you know me just because you met her.
O-Okay.
Though you're right.
Since it was so mortifying when you saw me at work,
I figured I'd tease you a bit, then dump you at the station.
I didn't think you'd end up seeing this much.
This is it for me.
D-Don't worry! I won't tell a soul.
I don't believe you.
By tomorrow, everyone at school will know.
They'll know me as the girl
who knit socks for her mom's birthday so she wouldn't get cold.
But that's sweet!
They'll say I act cool and aloof to hide my mother-complex.
My reputation will never recover.
That just shows you're a good daughter!
Wait, is this her shy, timid side?!
But what if she's hurt being seen in a way she didn't want?
What do I do? What do I do?!
Y-You know!
What?
A-Actually...
I was a total shut-in until high school.
There. I said it.
The secret I was taking to the grave.
Oh.
What do you mean, "Oh"?!
Well honestly, that kind of checks out.
Checks out?!
You say that after I nailed my high school debut?!
You act odd sometimes, you're awfully self-deprecating,
you avoid eye contact,
and you look the most at home when you're alone on your phone.
Noo! Stop reading me like a book!
Did you think I'd say,
"Wow, I always thought you were a social butterfly"?
Don't be ridiculous.
Even Sena would laugh at that.
But I tried so hard...
I worked so hard to change!
But my stupid past always catches up to me!
Wait!
Where... am I?
It's over.
Phone's dead, it's dark, no cars, no people.
Guess this is where I die.
It's beautiful.
I've always longed to be beautiful like that.
But I knew that existence was never meant for me.
And maybe if I'd just admired from afar,
it wouldn't hurt this much now.
But I had the bright idea that I wanted to shine too...
Just like the moon.
F-Found you.
How'd you know?
It wasn't hard to guess where you'd go.
Or, I'd like to say, but I had to cover some ground to find you.
You left without your wallet.
Oh, Satsuki...
Sorry for the trouble.
It's fine.
I'm used to it.
God, you're hopeless.
She's so warm.
She must've searched everywhere for me.
I'm sorry.
I'm curious.
What made you decide to be more outgoing?
Well...
I guess I was... envious.
Of what?
Having lots of friends, getting into relationships,
all the fun that comes from being with people...
Hmm.
It's not like I didn't enjoy going home and gaming every day. That was a blast.
But I wanted to try something else too.
I see. This matters a lot to you.
Yeah.
Thank you for telling me.
Here we are.
Oh, your house!
It may be July, but you're freezing.
I'll fill the bath. Stay the night.
Yeah.
I bet my sister's already convinced I'm two-timing.
That's a headache.
Guess I'll just stay.
I'll need to go home and change before school tomorrow.
If you want, I can lend you my P.E. uniform.
Right, and if I show up with you while I'm wearing your P.E. uniform...
Morning!
Yeah, maybe not the best idea!
Really?
I think it is.
You're making a sinister face.
Bath's almost ready.
I've got underwear and spares for you.
Oh, uh, thank you so much.
It's 980 yen for three pairs.
So 326 for one.
I've rounded it down for you.
Wow, you're charging me.
Huh?
Maybe the bulb burned out.
Well, it is an old building.
A little spooky, but I'll just have to deal with it.
I left your towel outside.
Wait, why are you in the dark?
The light wouldn't turn on.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Wait a second.
Why are you naked?!
Today's special.
That explains nothing!
You bathed with her at the hotel, didn't you?
I'm just evening the score.
What?!
Did I wander into a world where people's lives are valued by whoever bathes with me the most?
Amaori, move your legs a bit.
Okay.
Are those...?
Bath lights.
I made them with stuff I had lying around.
But that's not all.
Oh, wow...
This is amazing!
These wall stickers are nice, right?
And here's the final touch.
They smell so good.
Right?
They're so pretty, Satsuki!
So incredibly pretty...
I take it you're a big fan? Of the tub, that is.
Ah, yeah...
Oh, Amaori.
I'll wash you.
Wha?! Wh-Why?!
Just bathing together won't be enough to deliver the killing blow to her.
Our legs are touching! Eep!
This is a body soap that you can use in the bath.
Doesn't it feel nice
to let your wife wash you, dear?
"Feel nice"?!
Why doesn't this faze her?!
Is this just... normal for her?
U-Um, Satsuki.
What?
What you're doing right now...
Yeah?
It's really erotic!
Oh yeah?
Erotic?
Hold on.
What are you imagining?
Oh, come on, think about it! It's obvious!
No, it's not!
I'm just washing you!
Like washing someone's back.
You're wrong! It's dripping with sexual tension!
S-Se...
C-Come on, Amaori, stop making everything about sex.
No, you're the perv here!
The book you lent me starts with 40 pages of sex!
And it's raunchy stuff between an older woman and a teenage girl!
What do you take me for?!
S-Stop harping on that and just read the whole thing.
That's exactly your problem...
That's it!
I'm getting out!
Wait!
If any more pervy stuff happens, I'm gonna...
Huh? That didn't hurt?
Amaori...
Hurry up and get your hands off me.
Sorry.
But your boobs are so soft and warm. They feel really nice!
Thanks!
Amaori!
I'm sorry...
Boobs...
Are you asleep yet?
N-Not yet...
You know, Mai left that futon here for when she sleeps over.
She comes over that often?
She did back in elementary school.
But once she got busy with work, not so much.
Satsuki, do you get lonely?
I wish I could be your friend...
And that we could all get along.
Oh, I need photo evidence.
Is that really necessary?
She won't believe me unless I have proof.
Let's be a little adventurous, shall we?
And how exactly...?
How about a photo of us kissing?
Huh?
Come on, Amaori.
It'll be over quick.
I guess I have to, huh.
Don't you dare show this to anyone.
Yeah, I got it.
It's fine to carry a gun if it stays holstered.
But fire it...
...and it's a crime.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
What do you think you're doing?
Y-Yeah?
Usually when someone says that, they mean on the cheek.
A-And it was my first...
Did I just commit a terrible sin?
It's fine!
We're just friends, so it doesn't count!
Wait, no!
We're a couple now, so it totally does!
I just stole Satsuki's one and only first kiss!
I did something I can't undo!
Well... it's not a big deal.
Your face is bright red!
This kiss is what, my three hundred millionth time?
Who are you even trying to fool?!
Then will you take responsibility?!
No, um...
What do you mean?
Nothing, dumbass!
Just go to sleep!
It's not just the small stuff.
Now we're sharing a huge secret, too.
How did it come to this?!
There's no way I can sleep noooooow!
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Morning, Amaori!
Morning!
Good morning, Hasegawa. Hirano.
What a treat to be greeted by such a pretty girl this morning!
Every moment with Amaori is the best moment of my life.
My self-esteem's skyrocketing right now.
Yup. That's me, Amaori Renako. A bona fide member of Mai's group.
Oh, no.
You can always come talk to me.
Morning.
M-Morning, Satsuki.
Koto actually said hello to me...
This is the best day ever!
Amaori.
Y-Yes?
Um...
We're still on for after school, right?
Uh, yeah.
Wait, what?
We're acting like middle schoolers who can't make eye contact after their first kiss!
H-Hey, Rena.
Yeah?
You know, I don't have anything planned today.
Oh, wow. That's rare.
Oh, no, not really...
Actually, yeah, it's super rare!
So I was wondering what I should do today.
Yeah?
I was wondering what I should do today.
H-Huh? What?
Is she trying to drop a hint?
But hinting at what?! I don't get it!
Amaori. We're heading out.
Oh, right.
See you tomorrow, Ajisai-sa—
What's wrong, Ajisai?!
Oh, it's nothing.
Actually, I just remembered I did have plans!
You know me! Always busy!
So, see you tomorrow!
Ah, okay. See you.
You moved on before you even understood the last—
Let's set one thing straight, Amaori.
Y-Yeah?
We did, in fact, touch our lips together.
But even so, my heart still belongs to me.
I won't let anyone steal it.
So...
Don't push your luck.
If she keeps that face up, I'll start blushing too!
I wasn't planning to, but what do you mean?
Like, treating me like I'm your woman.
I've literally never done that!
You'd take all my meager savings and gamble them away.
Why are you making me sound like some deadbeat husband?!
You give off mooching vibes.
Wow, harsh!
But really, I don't think you'd let me use you like that.
That's right.
Unfortunately for you, I don't plan on ever falling in love.
It's all just nonsense.
Yup. That's such a Satsuki thing to say.
I can't tell if she means it or not,
but maybe she's just trying to act like her ideal self.
You sure you're not saying that because you actually fell for me?
Owww!
Say one more dumb thing and I'll smack you so hard you'll flunk every class!
It was just a joke, I swear!
Look at me, actually studying at home.
Imagine if I managed to snag the top of my grade.
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably Mai—
It's not!
Why now?!
I mean, I am free, but if I say that...
She'll just say, "Heh. Thought so, loser."
No way, Ajisai would never say that!
Urk! Shoot, what do I do?!
Phone calls are a nightmare for the socially anxious! You're stuck in a one-on-one with no escape!
I wanna run away!
H-Hello?
Hello?
Whoa, her voice feels so close!
Thank goodness. I was worried you'd already fallen asleep.
I didn't want to bother you.
Not at all.
Did you need something?
Well, not really...
Ah, the whims of an angel!
So, what're you up to right now, Ajisai?
Hmm, I just took a bath, and while drying my hair,
I started wondering what you were doing.
You actually think about me when you're at home? I can't believe it!
Of course I do!
You know, Kaho told me
you've been trying to get Mai and Satsuki to patch things up.
Well, yeah, I guess I have.
I hope this doesn't come off wrong,
but I'm curious... why are you trying so hard?
Umm...
I hardly have anyone to talk to at school,
so even Mai and Satsuki fighting feels like a huge crisis to me!
I'm really at the end of my rope here.
So yeah, I'm doing this for me! I'm total trash!
I mean, they're both part of our friend group, right?
I just don't want to watch them fighting all the time.
Yeah, I get that.
Kaho's doing her best, too. It's really admirable.
Maybe I'm just cold-hearted.
If you're cold-hearted,
then Satsuki's like 70% liquid nitrogen!
But still...
Lately, I've been thinking I should try harder.
Like, thinking more about my friends,
or working to improve myself.
So you think about that kind of stuff, too?
Yeah.
That might be one reason why I called you.
"I like you just the way you are!"
That's what I almost blurted out.
But if someone wants to change, that's the last thing they'd want to hear.
I really do like you a lot, Rena.
You flatter me too much, Your Majesty.
Huh?
I like you a lot, too!
A-Anyway, I'm going to stop being shy and change!
I really mean it!
Great! Wishing you luck!
Siiis!
Yes, yes, I know.
Sorry, Rena.
I have to put one of the kiddos to bed.
It's fine!
Don't worry about it.
Talk to you tomorrow, then.
Yeah!
Maybe... talking on the phone isn't so bad.
On that note,
I think it's time I finally have a proper talk with Satsuki.
Way to go, Mai-Mai!
It was actually Ajisai who gave me the push I needed this morning.
Oh, it was nothing special.
I just wanted to help my friends.
It's such a relief you're so open with me.
Aww, I'm so glad to have such a lovely friend like you.
That's one point for Team MaiAji!
What's Team MaiAji?
MaiAji and MaiSatsu shippers have been at war since day one!
But they're all girls!
Hey Aa, tell us how you won Mai-Mai over!
Well, I told Mai how much I like her and Satsuki,
and how it hurt to see them ignoring each other.
Honestly, it was just selfish of me.
Ajisai had the guts to speak up,
even though she had no reason to.
Meanwhile, I only ever act when it's life-or-death.
She really is a genuinely kind person.
And that's where you come in, Renako. Be our mediator.
Why me?!
Besides, it's only one more week
until Satsuki finally makes peace with Mai.
But Ajisai made this chance happen.
I won't let it go to waste.
Leave it to me!
It's so hot.
Do we really have to wait out here?
Now, now.
She said we'd go somewhere quiet. Maybe a café?
You really don't know her at all, do you?
She'll surprise us, and not in a good way.
Not in a good way...?
Sorry for the wait.
You're late.
My apologies.
Let's go.
Uh, where to?
The perfect place for a real talk.
See? I told you.
Big surprise. Definitely not the fun kind.
So, what is it?
It seems...
I did something to upset you again.
Ooh, off to a good start.
Not really.
You never change.
Maybe it's not fair for me to say this, but it's not like I'm enjoying this either.
If you just told me what I did wrong, I could actually fix it.
Really now...
You're really dragging it out this time.
Usually you're over it in three days,
so I must've ticked you off pretty bad this time.
Either way, I'd appreciate it if you'd just talk to me.
I told you, it's nothing.
Actually, Mai, it's about when you insisted Satsuki likes—
Well, you weren't saying anything.
She can't find out I'm still holding a grudge.
If she does, she'll never let it go.
And I'm not holding one anyway!
You know what?
Let me make one thing crystal clear.
I absolutely do not have a crush on you!
That's exactly what someone with a crush would say.
Shut up, Amaori!
Why would you even think I like you?!
Where's your reasoning, huh?!
You've been by my side for so long.
Of course I'd pick up on your feelings for me.
My feelings...?
You're like a little boy teasing the girl he likes.
Believe me, it's painfully obvious.
And there she goes again: Princess Positive!
You know, I'm an adult now.
Maybe you just can't see it yet.
Is that so?
You don't seem to have changed one bit since the day we met.
Are you serious?!
Mai's words...
...must've cut Satsuki really deep.
Satsuki battles each day wearing the armor of her ideal self.
Mai, on the other hand, wants people to see her true self,
so she tries to look past other people's masks, too.
But what if Mai doesn't think Satsuki's effort to act tough is worth anything?
Are these two just fundamentally incompatible?
You think you've grown up?!
That's only physically!
You still bawl over the smallest setbacks!
This has nothing to do with me.
You've always been careless.
Isn't that why you messed up with Amaori?
That was my mistake.
I'll own up to it.
And that's why I'm always trying to get better.
Very admirable.
Which is why we need to show Amaori how far you've come.
I bet we could dig up a dozen photos of you crying after some big screw-up.
Why are you dragging Renako into this?!
You're being so cruel!
I sat with you while you cried until 5:30 a.m.
That's more than enough kindness.
Then you should've just said no from the start!
Like you had anywhere else to go!
That's not true!
Because now, I've found the woman I truly love.
From now on, I'll rely exclusively on Renako.
Thank you for everything, Satsuki.
From here on, Renako and I will walk forward in life together.
Let's get married, Renako.
Let's not!
That's hilarious.
Sadly, you'll be single forever, Ouzuka Mai.
What was that?!
Oh no.
Let me spell it out so even you can understand.
Amaori and I are dating.
Satsuki...
I honestly can't imagine anyone choosing you over me.
Here's the proof.
Ridiculous!
How did you even get that?!
I had the camera on, just in case.
She's totally gonna get the wrong idea!
Wrong idea?
How so?
Doesn't it show the truth plain as day?
Say, why don't we pick up where we left off?
As if you weren't totally embarrassed!
That kiss doesn't count!
I can't forgive myself, knowing I stole your first kiss.
So what?!
I'm upset you're acting like nothing happened!
This can't be...
Me, losing to Satsuki...?
Wait, no, Mai! It was an accident, it's not what you think!
What accident?
If it's not true that we're a couple and kissed, then say so right now.
You're a couple...?
Wait.
It's only for two weeks.
Correct.
But we really are dating, aren't we, darling?
Renako?
I should've realized it from the start.
Dating Satsuki would only end up hurting Mai.
Mai's my dear friend. I should be treating her better than this.
I'm such a scumbag for secretly dating her childhood friend.
Renako, why?
Even with me as your girlfriend, you'd still cheat on me?
We're friends, got it?!
Friends with Rena-fits! Nothing more!
Remember when
you said you'd let her do whatever she wanted?!
This is the result!
I see now.
So you were testing me back then.
I wanted to stop you so badly, I thought my heart would burst.
Who in their right mind cheats just to test their partner's love?!
This is perfect.
It's exactly what I wanted to see!
A broken Ouzuka Mai, groveling at my feet!
My life is finally complete!
Today's the day I'm reborn!
Oh god, what am I supposed to do in this nightmare situation?!
Wait, Satsuki.
Earlier, Renako said it was a two-week relationship.
What happens after that?
Well, I'm enjoying myself, so I wouldn't mind if we kept going.
Wait, what?! That wasn't part of the deal!
Are you planning to marry Renako?
I'll do it.
No, you won't!
Good. That means I still have a fighting chance.
I won't give up that easily.
You're such a pest.
Then how about this, Satsuki? Let's compete.
Compete?
Yes.
If I win, you give Renako back.
I never belonged to you in the first place!
Then if I win, I'm keeping Amaori for life.
For life?!
I'm only a first-year in high school!
That's right.
You'll have to see us spend our lives together, side by side, in perfect harmony.
We'll hold hands, kiss in public,
and... take it even further.
This is insane!
Very well.
We'll compete for Renako.
Good. Let's settle this.
Wait, both of you!
What now?
We're in the middle of something important!
Yeah, I'm painfully aware!
How many times do I have to say I can't do the whole relationship thing?!
What I want is a friend!
You're scared of things ending badly and ruining what we have, right?
Well, I'm ready to spend the rest of my life with you.
Then so am I.
You're way too casual about this, Satsuki!
Being pressured into this is a hard no!
I'm steering my own life, and no one else!
So...
Count me in! I'm joining this competition!
What?!
You heard me!
You can't say I don't have a stake in this!
Perfect, then.
Let's settle it with next week's midterms.
Fine by me.
This time, I'll finally—
Wait! Hold on!
You can't just throw a rookie adventurer into the Demon Lord's castle!
My life's on the line here! Shouldn't I get a say in how we do this?!
That's true, but...
If you win, and I'm supposed to devote my life to you,
the risks should be the same.
No!
If I win, things go back to how they were before!
And the two of you have to make up!
Make up...?
Fine, that works.
At least it's simple.
Right.
So what are we competing in?
FPS!
We'll battle it out in a first-person shooter!
So, yeah...
That's how things ended up...
So...
If you beat them in a game, they'll make up, right?
Yeah.
Then what if Mai or Satsuki win?
If they win... uh, good question.
Guess there'll be some penalty.
Really?
Then you have to win!
I know... my life's riding on this...
They've never touched an FPS before, so there's no way I can lose, right?
By the way, do you have any plans for summer break?
I dunno... I'd like to go out and have fun, but I probably won't go far.
So instead, you'll come hang out at my place, right, Rena?
Of course!
Sis!
What?! I was just having a nice chat with Ajisai!
Oh, were you now? But I think you can put me first.
After all, you're dating me, right?
Rena?
Did she just say "dating"?!
Rena!
Sis...
Why'd you just ignore Satsuki, your girlfriend?
W-Well, I was talking to Ajisai.
You seriously need to get your act together, sis!
Wait, are you two fighting?
Who knows...
My whole life's just one lie painted over another.
Can I ask what you're doing here?
Is this the place where Mai assaulted you?
S-Satsuki, maybe be a little more delicate about that kind of thing—
What are you plotting this time?
Don't be ridiculous.
I just wanted to confirm something.
And what's that supposed to mean?
I got carried away and claimed your life as mine.
But thinking about it calmly now,
it was rash of me to choose you as my lifelong partner.
Shouldn't that be obvious?
I wanted to figure out...
How I truly felt about you.
And? What's the answer?
I don't know.
What can I do?
You're the first person like this I've ever met.
Like me...?
A very strange girl.
I-I'm not strange!
I'm totally normal.
A normal person wouldn't agree to a two-week relationship contract.
And they wouldn't look like they're dying if I didn't make up with Mai.
Your life must be exhausting.
Honestly,
you're reckless and scatterbrained.
But I don't hate that about you.
Satsuki?
I'm reckless too, in my own way.
This game's tough, so I want your help beating Mai.
Will you teach me how to get better?
S-Sure...
Why did I agree to this?
It's not like I can afford to help an enemy.
Maybe it wasn't really about teaming up against Mai.
It was simpler than that.
Just having Satsuki next to me in my room, playing games together...
It made me really happy.
Unfortunately...
Satsuki! You're getting shot!
Huh? Am I dead?
We've still got a long way to go.
Oh, by the way, Amaori.
I'm staying over tonight.
Huh?
Y-You are?!
I don't know how to get better on my own,
and I'm off from work tonight, so...
Is that okay?
It's not okay!
A friend crashing to play games all night...
That's like the ultimate dream for a youth!
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Man... Satsuki...
Guess I'll go take a bath too now.
Yeah.
She's giving it her all, but...
A single week of practice just isn't enough to win.
Sis?
Haruna?!
She waited until I was alone to ambush me?!
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I just talked with Satsuki.
She said she didn't mean to pry, but wanted to know what we were fighting about.
We talked, and she told me
you were only dating for her sake, so you hadn't really done anything wrong.
Well, that's true, but...
She also said you actually like Mai.
Okay, now that's not true!
Sorry for jumping to conclusions.
No, I'm the one who caused the misunderstanding to begin with.
Yup, you sure did.
Hey!
But she also said living under the same roof with someone you're clashing with gets awkward,
so it's better to make peace.
Satsuki said that?
You know, sis, you've been on a roll ever since you started high school.
Satsuki seems like a really good friend.
Yeah.
It's tough hitting a moving target.
Yeah, I used to feel the same way.
So how'd you get so good?
Well... there was a time I never left my room and just played all day.
You must really love it.
I mean, yeah, but...
It was more about letting out all my pent-up frustration.
Bathing in the aura of my downed enemies. That sort of thing.
How silly.
That's the thing about you.
Like what?
You seem like such a pushover, but when cornered, you fight with everything you've got.
And yet, I still can't read the room.
But I don't dislike that about you.
You know, Amaori...
I know, sorry for getting carried away.
I haven't even said anything yet.
Thank you.
But all I'm really doing is teaching you how to play.
No, not that.
Thanks to you, I can actually challenge Mai.
Huh?
Weren't you competing with her over test scores?
Yeah, but we never get to face off in something we're both brand new at.
Yeah, I guess not.
I never thought Mai would even go along with this idea.
It feels strange.
Or maybe...
it's not so strange after all.
I know exactly what it is.
It's actually been a lot of fun.
So thanks, Amaori.
No problem.
I just want Satsuki to be happy.
It must've been tough, fighting her friend like that.
They've got to make up.
And for that to happen, I have to win.
And maybe...
I can become friends with Satsuki someday.
Today's the big showdown.
My test scores were a little above average this time.
Looks like Satsuki's tutoring paid off!
Great! I've got this!
Usually, Mai and Satsuki compare their scores, but not today.
Man, I'm starting to get nervous.
Is today the day, Rena?
Yeah...
I-I-I'm ready to give it everything I've got!
Don't worry, I've got this.
Rena?!
No way! Am I actually nervous?!
Ow!
You'll be fine, Rena-chin!
Even if you mess up, Aa and I have your back!
Kaho, Ajisai!
If it doesn't work out, we'll think of something else!
But since the big plan's tomorrow, it'd be super-duper if you won today!
I'll do my best!
This is the Ouzuka family's special gaming room.
How's this, Renako?
You like it, right?
I-I do.
What was that?
I like it.
Say it again!
I love it!
Get a grip, you two.
Okay, let's get started.
No problem here.
I'm ready too.
A private match. Battle royale.
First to get two wins takes it.
If Mai wins, I have to marry her.
If Satsuki wins, I have to marry her.
And if I win, they make up.
These terms are awful!
But I've got no choice.
All right.
Go!
Was that my imagination?
Oh yeah, I forgot my headphones.
No point in upping the volume if I can't tell who's who.
W-Wait, wh—
What the heck was that?!
How was that? Did I surprise you?
Yeah! How'd you even do that?!
On the smallest four-player map, there are only 24 spawn points, you know.
...Really?
There are a few key spots,
so I sprinted straight for them at the start.
If I'd guessed wrong, I'd have lost a lot of time.
But what can I say? I'm just lucky.
Oh, you little...!
I cooked up about twenty tactics for you.
I hope you'll enjoy them.
This girl! She's been targeting me from the start!
My best move now is to gather more info.
When did Satsuki get this good?
Wow, you're killing it, Satsuki!
Be quiet. You're distracting me.
Yes, ma'am.
What a pity.
Truly.
One win, and it's already match point.
Next up is my victory.
When we're done, let's go greet your parents!
I know we're only students, but how about trying to live together a few days a week?
I can hardly wait!
Can you not plan our whole lives between matches?!
Come on, let's start already!
All right, I just need a good vantage point.
If I get into a shootout, it all comes down to skill.
This is open ground, so fights can drag on.
Mai's surprise attacks won't work as easily here.
Mai?!
Tch. Oh, it's you.
Yikes, that tongue-click!
What do you think, Satsuki?
Should we take Renako out first?
Are you serious?
If you win here, it's over.
What, not confident you can beat me one-on-one?
I'm just increasing my odds.
I see. Your odds.
But this is different from the schoolwork you're so good at.
What about it?
Say there are two roads. One's narrow with no escape if you're ambushed.
The other is wide and open.
Both are being camped by the enemy.
Yeah, and?
Naturally, you'd pick the wide road. For your odds of survival, it's the "right" choice.
But you know, Satsuki...
The real answer is the path with no enemies.
You think you just barely lost that first match, don't you?
But did you really?
You've been making the "right" calls all along.
And that's exactly why you can't beat—
Um, you were just standing there, so...
Right. Well, that happens, too.
I won! Now I've got match point, too!
I'll use the restroom.
Go ahead.
Satsuki...
I may have gone a little too far.
Yeah. You definitely did.
But I figured saying that would give me an easy win.
Would Satsuki really be happy if I didn't go all out to beat her?
Well...
She'd be happier if she didn't push herself so hard all the time.
But you know she has to. She's Satsuki.
You're not wrong.
She's the one who taught me what freedom means.
Huh?
It's an old story, from around when we just met.
I still don't know how she got so fixated on me.
Satsuki's...
...taking a while.
You're right. I figured we should let her be alone for a bit.
Let her be alone?
I'll go check on her!
She's better o—
No!
Mai, remember when I ran up to the roof and you came after me?
You made me really happy.
Did I?
I'll respect your choice then.
I'm sure she won't listen to me anyway.
Hey, uh... Satsuki?
Satsuki?
I'm sorry.
I'll be back soon.
I was just taking a moment to think about the next match.
I mean, I put a lot of effort into this.
Yeah. You've improved a lot.
But I still can't beat Mai.
I've been working the whole time.
Huh?
Even during midterms.
My manager said I could take time off,
but I didn't want to go back on my decision.
I had no idea...
I was studying and practicing for this on top of that.
Wow, how did you manage...?
You're really amazing.
But honestly,
all I've been doing is kidding myself.
No.
If I throw everything into competing with Mai and it's all for nothing,
then I don't know what I'll do with myself.
It's been really fun.
I'm such an idiot.
I actually thought winning a game could fix their relationship.
But how would that ever work?
Even if I win,
Satsuki would never see herself as Mai's equal again.
Their friendship would be over.
Satsuki, you can't give up now.
What is it?
Even if you don't win today or tomorrow,
you'll still have another chance.
That's what I always thought, too.
But I'm up against—
Mai, I know!
But you can't give up yet!
You've wanted to beat her for ages, right?
Don't stop now!
I want to see Mai lose, too!
Bit late to say that.
You're the one who dragged me into this!
I even betrayed a friend to help you!
And it sucked the whole time!
That's it.
We've been partners in crime all along.
So don't go giving up on me!
Even if you lose today, just smile and say you'll get her next time!
Don't let that narcissist who only has her looks break your spirit!
The Satsuki I admire keeps walking with her head held high.
Hey, Satsuki!
What are you doing?
Sorry.
I got carried away.
Uh...
Why won't you let go?
All your yelling reminded me of something.
That doesn't answer my question.
So, you were saying...?
Ouzuka Mai isn't as great as she thinks she is.
Satsuki...
You've been running your mouth. Pretty bold of you, Amaori.
Huh?! I-I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I don't dislike that about you.
What was that for?!
No reason in particular.
Just cheering myself up.
Oh, come on!
Come to think of it, it's silly that I'm the one getting my morale shredded.
I'll make sure Mai's heart gets worn down too.
What are you planning?
Isn't it obvious?
I'm going to keep fighting.
Welcome back. You sure took your time.
Did you come up with a plan to beat me?
Yes, thanks to some help.
Huh?!
Well then. I'm looking forward to it.
And wow, Renako,
you're covered in sweat.
Of course.
We were getting a little intimate.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What kind of provocation even is that?
It's actually working!
What a terrible way to put that, Satsuki.
Oh, and we kissed too.
Right, Amaori?
Yeah, we did.
Renako...?
S-Start the game!
Hey, Amaori.
I'll tell you how Mai and I became rivals.
Wha?! The match, like, just started!
Mai used to be the very picture of a perfect princess.
Hold on, Satsuki. What's this about?
This is from when you were the cutest—no, the only time you've ever been cute.
Focus.
This is clearly a trap.
Mai was popular back then, too.
But she was always modeling or in lessons every single day.
Even as a kid, I could see it was tough.
My mom was only trying to help me reach my full potential.
But you must've found that stifling.
I did envy you all.
Hence why you wound up in such a mess.
I was young and foolish.
Grr, it's hard to focus.
One day, Mai said she could join us, and we all played together.
Everyone was thrilled.
But the whole time, it seemed like Mai's mind was elsewhere.
When it got late and everyone went home,
it ended up being just the two of us.
She looked like she was about to cry.
"I can't go home today," she said.
Why not?
She'd skipped work that day.
I think she'd just reached her limit.
I was just acting out like any kid would.
So then what, Satsuki?
I took Mai home with me.
But I was honestly embarrassed to let her see my place.
It was my first time at a friend's house.
I was pretty nervous.
But your mom was kind to me the whole time.
And you were too, of course.
And then?
Mai's mother showed up.
Completely deadpan, she apologized to us.
I thought adults were supposed to get mad, so it really scared me.
It was the first time I'd seen my mom like that, too.
Looking back, she must've felt bad for pushing me too hard.
She's never been good at expressing herself.
So what happened then?
Satsuki stood up for me.
Wait, Satsuki did?
Yes.
Mai didn't do anything wrong.
My mom always says a kid's only job is to play.
So please don't be mean to her!
Mai doesn't need to go anywhere.
We can adopt her.
Because I promise I'll stay with her forever!
What a time, Satsuki.
What?
Ever since then, whenever I feel alone, you're always there to cut me down to size,
reminding me that I'm not so special after all.
Because you aren't. What am I supposed to do with a baby pretending to be grown up?
Says the girl who keeps competing with me and acting all put together.
What's that about?
Look in the mirror.
I'm just keeping you company.
Why would you do that?
Because...
If I don't, when you're alone again,
I won't be able to be by your side.
So Satsuki...
does all this to make sure Mai isn't alone.
I suppose you never change, Satsuki.
You've always been so kind.
Wow, Satsuki, you really care about Mai.
No, I couldn't care less.
This is just my choice.
I'm not doing it so she'll be grateful.
Besides,
it's embarrassing to spell it out like this.
Well, now I get how you really feel.
Thanks for telling me.
Mooorooon!
You were wide open!
Wha-wha-wha... B-But don't you love me...?
This match has nothing to do with that!
Oh right, I said I'd be with you forever!
Guess what? If I kept losing and losing and LOSING to you,
of course I'd be pissed!
I can't stand naive little girls like you.
Do I look like a goody two-shoes to you?!
So you dumped all those bottled-up feelings just to drag me down?
Just to land that one shot?
A small price for that look on your face!
You bully!
Tell me more! How's it feel to be tricked?!
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
Are you sad? Upset? Hurt?
I'm overflowing with joy right now!
Bringing you home that day was the best choice I ever made!
Why are you so mean to me?!
So this is what Satsuki meant by wearing down Mai's heart.
Still, one thing's clear to me now...
Satsuki really does care about Mai, just like when she brought her home that day.
All right, Satsuki.
It's just you and me now.
Amaori.
What?
Um... Oh, how I adore you.
Wuv you, Amaori.
Zero out of ten! At least give some details!
Let's see...
You don't think things through, and your social skills are nonexistent.
On top of being reckless,
you're not exactly talented at anything.
Yeah?
And yet, because you know your flaws,
you're kinder than anyone else
and you're so earnest that it's almost embarrassing.
...There.
I see...
Thanks!
Summer break's finally here!
Got any plans, Satsuki?
I do. I've been dying to just read books
while soaking in the bath all day.
Won't the moisture ruin them?
I keep the window open and use a stand, so they'll be fine.
Yeah! The bath at Satsuki's place is amazing!
It sure is. Satsuki's such a perfectionist.
By the way, how do you know that, Renako?
It's not like that.
She just came over to hang out.
Isn't that a perfectly normal thing for a friend to do?
F... Friends?
Satsuki-saaaan!
Whoa, Rena-chin. Are you crying?
Wh-What's the matter?
You just called me your friend!
That's it?
It's a big deal, okay?
You're so weird.
Anyway, why are we here today?
Surely we're not throwing a party for my grand return to the friend group.
Of course not.
What then?
Happy birthday, Satsuki.
Oh... I was so busy I forgot.
Happy birthday, Satsuki!
Congrats!
Thanks, guys.
I'm so happy.
Oh, friend of mine, Satsuki! A token of friendship from your dear friend Renako!
Hush, child.
That's so mean!
I'm glad we made it in time.
I was freaking out over this for ages.
You guys were that worried?
Well, yeah!
Thanks, everyone.
Aww, Saa's blushing!
Look at us, Satsuki. Surrounded by friends.
No one's going to be left all alone.
Yeah. I think you're right.
By the way, Mai.
I have something for you too.
You got caught up practicing that game, didn't you?
The test results?
Too bad. You were close.
Just remember: I work hard at everything.
And this is the first time I've beaten you.
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A moment not too far in the future.
I promise you, I'll always be your friend.
Thanks, Rena.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
And now, back to the present.
Summer vacation's in full swing.
Homework, games, homework, games... then even more games.
That's basically all I did each day.
Just when I thought I might slip back into being a shut-in...
Did you have fun?
Your face is all red.
Fall in love with me again?
I never did in the first place.
Still, thanks for inviting me out.
You looked really cool back there.
So maybe I like you a little more than before.
You sure are stubborn.
I-I'm not!
I was trying to be honest with you just now.
You're right...
I really am happy.
All right.
I feel better now, thanks to you.
Good to hear.
Oh, right.
I heard you're going to Ajisai's place tomorrow.
Yeah.
Have fun with her.
She's a dear friend of mine, too.
Seeing you two get along makes me happy.
Guess we'll just hang out another time, then.
Thanks for today.
Good luck at work!
I'm home!
Oh, you went out?
Yeah.
Hey, look, the legend herself.
For real?!
It's such an honor!
You're adorable!
We were just talking about you!
You're friends with Ouzuka Mai, right?!
Huh? Well, yeah.
I knew it!
You're so pretty and you've just got that aura!
Well, duh!
My sister's not just friends with Ouzuka Mai. They're totes BFFs!
Seriously?!
Well, I mean...
Y-Yeah, I am!
That's awesome!
God, I'm wiped.
There's no way I can be like Mai...
Ohh, it's my angel!
Even her texts are adorable!
Oh, right!
It's tomorrow!
My stomach's killing me...
Ugh, I should've canceled. Accepting Ajisai's invite was conceited of me.
I'm still a mediocre nobody, even though I'm desperate to make it seem like I'm not.
She'll hate me when she sees I'm a fraud.
Oh, Rena!
Ohmigosh, you're adorable!
Huh?
You're literally too cute.
What happened to you this summer?
Well, I haven't seen you in a while, so I might've put in a little extra effort.
That's not weird, is it?
Not at all!
Wait—it is, 'cause you're ridiculously cute!
You think so?
I'm sure of it.
You're not some fairy only I can see, right?!
R-Right... let's get you somewhere cooler.
Great. Now she's worried about me.
No, not now!
Let's make today fun, Ajisai.
You got it.
All my worries disappeared the moment I saw her smile.
Even her house is adorable.
Here you go.
Ah, thanks.
So, what've you been up to, Rena?
Uh, lately?
Playing games, studying, just lazing around with the AC...
That sounds nice.
Ever tried a part-time job?
No way!
Really?
I could never deal with strangers.
Oh, that's right. You're not good with boys.
Yeah.
I've barely been around guys my whole life,
so I honestly don't know how to talk to them.
I see.
Once you get the hang of it, I bet you'd be popular with the boys.
No way! That's crazy!
Actually, I've been thinking of getting a part-time job.
You have?!
I mean, maybe it'd be fun.
Ajisai with a job...
Wait. That sounds nice. Yes, please.
Well, I don't really have time for a job anyway.
You don't?
Nope.
I've got to look after my brothers, so no going out and having fun for me.
Oh. Wow.
Well, both of my parents work.
I'm used to it by now.
"That sounds tough."
Or is that response too generic?
Sorry for the weird tangent.
Let's just start playing already!
Okay.
Talking about family situations is anxiety-inducing.
I guess Ajisai has her own issues, too.
Oh? What is it, Kii?
Whoa, it's her brother!
He's so tiny! I'm blessed to meet another being who shares Ajisai's DNA!
Sis...
Kou, do you want to play with us, too?
Guess I have no choice.
But you need to greet her first, okay?
Hello...
They're so cute... Hello.
This is Amaori Renako, the friend I told you about who's good at games.
Be nice to her and mind your manners, okay?
Sorry.
Do you mind them joining?
Of course not!
Yes! This is my chance to impress Ajisai!
Renako, you're awesome!
They're all over me just 'cause I'm good at games!
Sorry you have to keep them busy, Rena.
Aw, it's no big deal! I'm having fun!
Let's get to a good stopping point and go to my room.
Sure.
Wait, what? The room she sleeps in?
Go there? Like friends do?
Okay, we girls are going to my room now, so...
Not yet!
Hey, Rena. I made cheesecake. Wanna try it?
I'd love to! J-Just let me finish this first!
How do I even get to a stopping point?!
Come on, you guys have homework.
I did it this morning!
Amazing!
How did you do that?!
Cooomme oooonnn!
Was that... Ajisai just now?
Jeez! I've been looking forward to this for so long, but you two have been hogging her!
Didn't you promise you'd stop soon?!
That's it for today! Go to your rooms!
Aww, that's lame.
Yeah, whatever.
We're going, we're going.
Jeez... Jeez...!
Rena.
Y-Yes!
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Don't worry about it!
Y'know, I fight with my sister all the time! That's just how it is with family!
So what if you act different when you're not at school?!
Take me for example!
I'm totally different at home!
So, uh, it's all good! Right?
Alas, Ajisai's homemade cheesecake was tragically wasted.
I was so distracted I couldn't taste a bite of it.
So that's how it went.
Huh.
Ajisai must've really been looking forward to hanging out with you.
Well, she got mad because they kept you from spending time with her, right?
You mean she was already fed up with them and that pushed her over?
She doesn't seem like that kind of person, though.
She sure doesn't.
All that stress must've gotten to her.
I mean, I'd never survive if I had to babysit you all the time.
It's the other way around!
Huh, it's Ajisai.
Hello?
Rena?
I'm really sorry.
No, don't be.
We finally got to do this, and then I just ruined it for you.
You really didn't.
Plus, I'm glad I got to see a new side of you.
I'm truly so sorry.
No, it's fine. Really.
I'll just come by again another time.
Yeah.
You know, I've made up my mind.
Ooh, about what?
Well, you see...
I'm running away from home.
Ahh, she's running away.
Uh, wait, wha—
Huuuuuuuuh?!
Yup. First train tomorrow morning!
It'll be fine. Don't worry.
It's not like I've given up on life or anything.
I wonder what I should've said.
If I tried to stop her with platitudes like "your family cares about you,"
she'd just bottle it up and it would happen again.
Ack, she's in real danger!
Every sleazeball will set their sights on her! My baby angel will get eaten alive!
And when summer break ends...
Hiya!
Sorry!
I've got a date today with my third girlfriend. 
And school's boring, so I'm quitting.
Darn it, no!
Please don't go, Ajisai!
Stay by my side so you can gently calm me down whenever I get loopy at school.
I remember when we first talked on the second day of school.
Hey, um...
Do you want to share my umbrella?
Oh, are you sure?
That's so nice of you.
We're in the same class, right?
What's your name?
From that day on,
Ajisai was the epitome of everything I admired.
Hey, I don't have a partner yet.
Wanna stretch with me?
Since I started high school, Ajisai's been my lifeline.
Thanks to her, I managed to overcome my middle school trauma.
That's why...
I need to protect this flower.
Rena?
H-Heya, Ajisai.
Why are you here?
I just suddenly felt like taking a trip, I guess.
But I was kinda nervous about going alone,
so I thought, why don't we go together?
U-Unless you don't want me to?
Rena...
Oh god. I'm scared.
But I just want her to do what she wants to do.
She's always so kind and helpful to everyone.
So this is only fair! I'm just coming along to keep her safe!
I'm sorry for making you worry, Rena.
But are you really sure?
O-Of course!
I've got nothing to do anyway.
Going on a trip with you sounds way more fun.
Ajisai is hugging me!
Thank you, Rena.
S-Sure thing.
I've never taken the first train before, but it's so empty, huh?
Yeah, it really is.
I have to admit, I often browse travel sites when I'm bored.
I'll pretend I'm on a trip and be like,
"Hmm, this'll take two hours. How do I pass the time?"
Oh, cool.
Yikes! I just came to a horrifying realization.
Maybe Ajisai simply wanted to enjoy this trip alone.
What if, while I'm struggling to keep it together, she's thinking,
"Ugh. I was stuck entertaining the whims of a loser who can't get a clue."
If she ends up hating me, then she'll be gone from my life!
It's cooler today than yesterday, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Frick. Do I branch out and talk about the humidity or cloud types?
No, that'd be a disaster!
Oh god.
I have no clue what to talk about.
There has to be a way to make her glad I came along at all.
Easy: flawless small talk, a sharp mind, and the ability to crack jokes on cue.
How am I supposed to do that?!
Let's lower the bar. The goal should just be to get her home safely.
It'll be fine. She won't hate me.
Wait, do I have it backward?
Ajisai's really considerate, so if I'm not enjoying myself...
"I'm so sorry you had to come along with me."
No, I can't bear the thought!
I must... I must have fun.
Hahaha. See? I'm having a great time.
How could I not? I get Ajisai all to myself.
Come on, smile, Renako.
I'm at my limit!
Save...
me...
What now? Are you being chased by zombies?
Ahh! My dear friend Satsuki!
Satsuki, my friend! Why have you forsaken me?!
We kissed three times, you know!
She's probably already forgotten me and gone back to one of her spicy books...
It's no use. I'm done for.
Without wings, I can't reach an angel...
I'll open one now!
Huh. That's more average than I expected.
Of course.
I love every part of Ajisai.
Sorry for the wait, Ajisai!
Shall we go?
Sure!
Uh... where to?
A hot spring, Rena.
A hot spring?!
Yup.
I already reserved our seats, so go ahead, Rena.
O-Okay.
Once this train leaves, there's no turning back.
I've gotta make up my mind.
Rena?
I need to repay her for everything she's done for me.
And I'll do whatever I can.
Today is your day.
Thank you, Rena.
Not at all.
I haven't had a window seat in ages.
The kids always take it.
Maybe this is what I've been missing.
H-Hey.
If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
Does it have to be real? Could I say, like, Wonderland?
Uh, I don't know...
You don't know?!
The prompt didn't have rules!
I think I'd like to see a Western castle. You know, like Neuschwanstein Castle.
Oh yeah, a castle would be great!
They're full of treasure chests!
Hey, Satsuki! This isn't looking good!
We made it!
It's kinda deserted here, huh?
Are you allowed to say that?!
Is this where we're staying?
Yeah. I was thinking about spending the night at the hot spring here.
You want a bite?
N-No thanks. Sorry.
Why're you apologizing?
You're so silly.
Oh no, I need to say something.
But what?!
Satsuki! I'm opening topic number two!
Ajisai, do you have any dreams for the future?
Hm... dreams...
What about you?
Me?
I used to think it'd be nice if I could make a living playing video games.
That's pretty popular these days.
Ooh, that sounds fun!
But...
I feel different now. There are all kinds of things I'd like to do.
Even if it might not turn out well.
I think that sounds great.
My dream used to be becoming a professional girlboss.
What's that?
To be honest, I don't know either.
But I wanted to be cool and confident.
Oof... my heart's fluttering...
You know, every now and then...
I wish I could be a little more grown up.
Like someone who's kind, brave, and can do everything.
Like what you said on the phone?
Yeah.
Though it hasn't worked out at all.
I mean, I snapped at the kids and ran away from home.
That's normal.
No one can be their best all the time.
You're so sweet, Rena.
Even though I'm useless, you're still trying to cheer me up.
What?!
That's not true at all! Look, I burn out way too easily. If I give 100 percent, it's to lazing around!
You're great at pacing yourself. Good on you.
I put off homework so I can game all day!
I wish I could be as passionate about something as you are.
Aaaah! Ajisai's self-worth is so low, she's praising me for anything!
Please, Ajisai, could you insult me?
Why would you want that?!
Just throw all the mean thoughts you've been holding back at me.
But jeez...
Rena, you're nice to anyone and everyone.
Um, that's you!
You know, I used to come to this town a bunch.
One of my relatives runs a guest house here.
Oh, neat.
This quieter vibe...
I don't dislike it.
I decided to run away, but I still ended up here.
I guess I'm too timid to go to places I haven't already been to.
Sorry. Let's go.
R-Rena...?
I found another inn nearby!
Doing what feels familiar is fine,
but how about we try something new together?
Even if it ends up a disaster, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
It'll be okay.
You can go anywhere and do anything.
And if being alone is scary, I'll be right here.
Rena...
C'mon, let's go!
What is this...?
Wanna try the next station over?
Uh, yeah. Let's do that.
Thanks.
Oh, uh, okay.
Compared to all the times we've held hands before,
her hand felt warmer than ever.
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There's not much around here, but please enjoy yourselves.
Oh, but tomorrow's the festival.
That sounds lovely.
Here's your room.
Look, they even have yukatas.
Let's try them on, Rena.
Uh, sure.
Wait, Ajisai in a yukata?!
Can my heart even handle this?
No peeking, okay?
Don't yukatas just feel so nice to wear?
My eyes are blessed!
Calm down, Renako.
Ajisai wouldn't want to share a room with a girl who keeps ogling her.
Wait, what am I even saying?!
Me, ogle Ajisai? Pssh, never. Not even once.
You look so cute in your yukata.
We're twinsies.
Yeah, totally!
Wow, this is amazing.
We can even reserve a private detached hot spring.
Wanna go together?
S-So you mean... just the two of us? In the same hot spring?
Yup.
Hold up. Since the dawn of time, I've never thought of Ajisai that way!
S-Sorry, I'm not great with hot springs...
Ah, okay then.
All right.
I'm really sorry.
Rena?
There's something important I need to tell you.
Huh? What is it?
Since I got you involved in this whole "running away from home" thing,
I should be the one covering everything:
the inn, transportation, all of it.
No way. I'm here because I want to be.
And I'm really grateful for that,
but this was my idea. You're already doing more than enough just by being here.
Okay, but still...
If we were out with friends and someone wanted to stop somewhere, we'd split the bill, right?
Besides, I usually just blow my savings on games.
I'd much rather spend it on a trip with you!
No, I just can't.
This isn't like going to a café.
And I'm a lousy big sister who ditched her little brothers.
If I'm already making you an accomplice, then asking you to pay too
is just too much.
Really?
Would it...
...be better if I hadn't come along?
I'm sorry, Rena.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Screw it.
If that's how it is...
Then let's settle this physically!
P-Physically?!
We'll settle it with a match!
Uh...
If I win, we split it fifty-fifty!
I don't think that's how it works.
No way I'm letting you pay for me!
If you don't like it, then beat me at ping pong first!
This is ridiculous, Rena!
So what if it's ridiculous?! That was how things worked out with Mai and Satsuki, too.
Last-ditch attempts are all I've got!
What even is pride, anyway?
First to ten points wins! Let's go!
Ugh, fine!
Wait, what the heck?!
She's actually good!
If you lose, will you finally let me pay?
I'll figure that out later,
but the answer's still no!
What kind of dumb logic is that?!
Wow, she's not just outgoing, but sporty, too?
Whoa, I saw them!
That's a foul!
What is?!
Why are you so stubborn?!
It's a lot of money!
Like I don't know that!
Ajisai, you're my friend. You're really important to me.
Well, same here.
Would a real friend just stand by and let you cover everything?
Well...
To me, friends are people who can stay by each other's side,
supporting and being supported.
Do you disagree?
It's not the money that bothers me.
It's the line she's drawn, as if to say she's fine all on her own.
I just want to give you happiness.
and I just want to carry any hardship for you.
That's how I feel about friends and loved ones.
Their happiness is my happiness.
So in the end, I'm really not that nice at all.
I want my friends happy all the time,
not for them, but for me.
That's my indulgent wish.
Honestly, I'm so selfish.
You must be...
disappointed in me.
What kind of nonsense is that?!
Even if it's for yourself, it doesn't change that you're kind to people!
It's not words that make people, but their actions!
No matter what you think, you've helped people!
Like me!
And my whole reason for coming on this trip is to make you happy!
That's crazy!
What do you even get out of that?
A ton, actually!
Nothing beats an angel who lets me dote on her!
Your very existence is a gift!
I have so much fun talking to you. I'm in awe you'd do that just to make me happy!
It's wild, and I couldn't be more grateful!
B-But if this weren't a special occasion, I'd just be my normal self.
Oh. That's good to hear.
Anyway!
Now that I know the truth, I like you even more!
So I won't be letting you have your way!
But why? Isn't that strange?!
You just found out how rotten I am!
If we're talking disguises, yours is just basic makeup!
Compared to you, I'm a Hollywood SFX pro!
That's not true!
You're super cute and kind.
My breaks are enjoyable because you sit behind me.
You make school fun!
Then don't make things depressing by insisting on paying!
I'm here with you because I want to be!
I want to be there for you when times are tough
to remember the good times we had together.
Miss me with "only the good things"!
Let me share your burdens!
Because, Ajisai, I love you!
Huh?
No, Ajisai, this isn't what it looks like.
I got a little too emotional, that's all.
I'm totally not trying to use my tears to score pity points.
I'm sorry, Rena.
D-Don't be.
I'm sorry I couldn't understand how you felt.
I was only thinking about myself.
But I'm glad you feel this way.
Thank you so, so much.
Oh no, I'll start crying, too...
Well, no, I already am.
Darn... here comes the flood.
Ajisai...
You know, this kind of reminds me of when I fainted at the mall.
That really caught me off guard.
Sorry... I'm always causing you so much trouble.
It's all right. Even if you did,
it wouldn't erase all the kindness and care you've shown me.
That's exactly what I wanted to say to Ajisai.
Thanks.
You always remind me what actually matters.
I do...?
You certainly do.
Ah... so I do.
B-By the way, you went a little overboard with the compliments again.
Huh?
You really do care about me, don't you, Rena?
Wha?! O-O-Of course I do.
O-Oh? Um, wow.
What, are we embarrassing each other for fun now?
Anyway.
What's this I see?
P-Please! I really do want to pay!
Hmm? What shall I do?
I-If it's not that,
I'll do anything you want.
Anything I want?
This can't be happening!
Are you nervous, Rena?
Well, yeah...
But you took a bath with Satsuki, didn't you?
I was plenty nervous then, too!
More than now?
About the same, I guess.
Eek! What are you doing, Ajisai?!
...Just because?
Oh, yeah! Did I ever tell you about the time I slipped in Satsuki's tub
and ended up grabbing onto her boobs for dear li—
Why are you running your mouth?
Dinner sure was great, huh?
You did what to her boobs now?
So much seafood...
Well, I could only recognize the tuna.
All white fish pretty much look the same.
What did you do to her boobs?
Hey, Rena, c'mon...
I may have... grabbed onto them pretty good.
Huh?!
And what happened after that?
Oh, you know...
I apologized and ran out of the bathroom.
That must've been so embarrassing.
Sorry for digging it up like that.
Don't worry about it.
Um... Rena?
Would you... touch mine, too?
Wait, what?!
I-I didn't mean it in a weird way.
But it's your boobs! How else am I supposed to take that?
You know, to overwrite that embarrassing moment with Satsuki.
And like, why not with mine 'cause they're big?
Ohh, I see...
Yup, uh-huh, totally!
Okay, then don't mind if I do.
G-Go right ahead!
Wait, for real?
Is it really okay...
...to get my fingerprints all over this soft skin usually hidden under a uniform?
But if I bail now, I'd be throwing Ajisai's kindness back in her face.
Okay, I'll touch 'em.
Heck, they're just boobs. I have them, too.
My only hang-up is that it's Ajisai,
but it's basically like patting her shoulder. No big deal. Right.
Okay, here I go!
Y-Yeah.
Oh wow, definitely not the same as touching my own.
So... so soft...
Um, Rena...
Th-That kind of tickles.
N-Not that I mind, though.
I-I'm sorry!
Wh-Whoops, I made a weird sound.
Even after being blessed by Ajisai's kindness,
the memory of Satsuki's boobs didn't vanish.
Instead, my mind created a new folder with Ajisai's name on it.
The water feels so nice.
Y-Yeah, for sure.
Hey, Rena.
Yeah?
I guess the way I feel about my friends is kind of weird.
It's too... intense?
No, I wouldn't say that.
If anything...
it's me you should be calling "intense".
You did sound less like you were talking about friends and more like...
...romantic partners, I guess.
Oof, Mai said the same thing. I must be doing something wrong.
Let's switch it up. How do you define a romantic partner?
I've been thinking lately that love and friendship aren't all that different.
What matters more is what you want from that relationship.
What I mean is...
If you both think you're friends, then it's friendship,
If you call yourselves lovers, then it's love.
It's kind of ambiguous, you know?
Ah...
And you, Ajisai? How do you tell friendship from love?
I... don't know yet,
I think.
Oh, really.
Yeah.
Hey, Rena.
Is there someone you like?
Huh?
I thought I'd try some girl talk.
Ah, yeah, I getcha.
So who is it?
Huh?!
N-No one.
Really?
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had romantic feelings for anyone.
Really? Not anyone?
I don't think so.
What's up.
You, are a friend.
I've never been interested in anyone.
Aww, you really aren't honest.
D-Do you like anybody, Ajisai?
Me?
It's a secret.
Wait, so you do?!
I dunno.
But... I might have my eye on someone.
Oh? Who is it? Tell me.
Oh yeah, we've talked about love before.
We did?
You said your type is someone who makes you feel safe.
I think I figured it out.
What's that?
The difference between friendship and love.
It's whether they turn you on or not.
That's a surprise.
I never thought you'd say something like that.
I can talk about sex too, you know.
It's not like I really mind.
Or do you have an issue with me talking about it?
I'm your precious angel, right?
Wha—no, not really...
But this is a part of me too.
Gotcha.
So do you ever look at your friends and get all hot and bothered, Rena?
Huh?! M-Me?
Hmm... that's a hard question.
Aha, busted.
Rena's horny.
I-I-I am not, I swear!
You better not be a big bad wolf
and nab this runaway girl's heart, okay?
G-Good night!
Teasing an innocent girl like me... You're the one who's gone bad, Ajisai!
Ajisai isn't up yet.
Guess she wanted to sleep in.
I wonder if our talk last night was just a dream. She was all like,
"Let's talk about sex! Mmm... sex. My favorite subject."
Like, come on, angels don't need to reproduce...
Rena.
Oh, sorry, did I wake you?
Wh-What's going on?!
I gobbled you up.
What're you doing?
I feel like teasing you today.
Say what now?
Big Sis Renako!
Today, I'll be your little sister.
I... see.
So the one at my house is an impostor.
Wait, hold up...
Her clinging to me is k-kinda turning me on!
So, what're you supposed to call me?
Huh? Um... Ajisai?
Bzzt.
Then... Ajisai?
Big Sis Renako!
Bwuh.
Ajisai, ready to get up yet?
Aww, I wanna keep cuddling.
How much longer?
A billion seconds.
My kid's kinda dumb!
Um... Ajisai.
What are we doing today?
I wanna roll around in bed with you all day.
I'm feeling super-duper lazy.
I don't wanna have to get the kids up and dressed
or pick up those tiny toy blocks scattered all over the floor.
R-Right...
Big Sis Renako!
I guess...
this won't work out after all.
I thought I could get away with it, but I'm in high school already.
I'm a good 158 cm tall. I just can't be babied.
No, that's not true at all.
There, there, there.
Ajisai, you're just adorable. How old are you now?
Fifteen...
You're five? And you can say your age? Good girl!
I'm out of things to say...
But wait! I still have two topics from my dear friend Satsuki!
Damn you, Koto Satsuki!
Huh, what's wrong?
Nothing! Just a weird text.
What'd it say?
You'll understand when you're older!
All right... let's find a topic...
Wait, isn't this Satsuki?
And next to her...
Hello?
Did you see it?
Huh? S-See what?
Ah. So you did.
Seriously, how? Are you telepathic?
Say a word and you know what's coming.
I-It's okay! You looked great in the—
What's that?
S-Sorry.
I don't feel like explaining.
Continue having fun with Sena. Bye.
Sorry. Satsuki called out of nowhere.
What'd you talk about?
Oh, uh, nothing special.
So it's a secret between you two.
No, it's not!
You've got the wrong idea!
But Satsuki's more important to you, isn't she?
That's not...!
You got close to her during her spat with Mai, right?
I mean. Um. I...
Am I not your number one, Big Sis Renako?
Number one for what...?
Like, as a friend?
Or...
Big Sis Renako, huggies...
Number one what?
I'm guessing they came to fold the futons.
But you still want to stay in bed, right?
I'll tell them to hold off for now.
Coming!
Sis... I'm sorry for saying weird things.
Thanks for being so kind to me.
No problem.
I'll be good and wait here.
Coming.
Hello.
Oh, I've seen that face before!
Are you sure?
My agency once advertised it as "the only one of its kind."
Well, yes, it's you! Why are you here?!
So that was you!
You two look like you're having a wonderful trip.
Mind if I join?
Wait, no, hold on!
Big Sis Renako! Hug me again!
Oh?
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So... what brings you here?
Well, I heard you suddenly went on a trip with Ajisai,
so I figured I'd tag along.
This is the first time I've seen you all summer, Ajisai.
How've you been?
I-I'm doing okay...
By the way, what was with that "sister" stuff earlier?
Uh, nothing! Forget it!
Hey Mai, did you know Ajisai used to come here all the time as a kid?
Oh, really?
If it's not a bother, would you mind showing us around?
H-How about it, Ajisai?
Good idea. Sure, why not.
Great.
It'll be fun with the three of us.
Right, Big Sis Renako?
Cut...
Cut it out!
Sorry.
I just felt a little left out.
No, we're glad you came.
Right?
Honestly, I just invited myself too, so I'm no different from you, Mai.
"Mai"?
Oh shoot, I'm supposed to call her Ouzuka. Whoops.
Um, so we have this thing called being "friends with Rena-fits."
Rena-fits?
Well, uh, long story.
What she means is we've become close friends, but you know how shy Renako is.
That's why she still calls me Ouzuka in public.
Wait, that's all I needed to say?!
Oh, I see.
Hearing your first name out of the blue was a shock.
Anyway, let's have some fun, shall we?
Yeah!
And so began day two of our trip.
Our first step was exploring the town.
I used to wander around town alone a lot.
Alone?
When my brothers were born, my parents had their hands full,
so they sent me here to live with relatives.
Sorry, I didn't mean to drag you two down memory lane.
Ah, no.
It's fine, really.
Actually, I'm delighted that we can spend time together and deepen our friendships.
So, where to next?
Back then, I'd bring my pocket change and spend it here.
Ta-dah!
An old-fashioned candy shop!
I've never seen one in person before!
How's that, Mai? You're probably too posh to know these.
Alas, Ajisai. You forget Satsuki and I grew up together.
She taught me all the tricks to having fun without spending much.
No way.
Satsuki taught me well.
I can pick the best snacks with just 100 yen.
Oh, and chips are my go-to.
Ooh, impressive.
All right. Let's see who can pick out the better haul for 100 yen.
Well then, Renako, you be the judge.
Now, let the Ultimate Snack Curation Showdown begin!
Wow, I remember these!
Ever since I was a kid, I loved having so many options to choose from.
Mai looks dead serious, like she's trading stocks.
What snacks do you usually eat?
Mostly whatever gets delivered.
They send snacks to your house?
People at work send us all kinds of popular brands.
But I can never finish them, so I hand them off to the servants.
With that surplus, I'd feel guilty buying more myself.
So this is a rare treat for me.
Did Ajisai already know all this?
Hey, Mai, look over here.
Yeah?
I don't think she's trying to knock Mai down. She's not Satsuki.
So I wonder... how do they really feel about each other?
Here's my pick.
Sweet, salty, and something with a kick!
That's my plan to win Rena over.
Interesting.
What is?
Look.
They're the same!
They sure are.
Guess we'll call it a draw.
What a letdown.
And here I thought I had you beat.
I didn't think you'd be so competitive.
Really? I can get fired up, too.
For example...
For example...
It's a secret.
Oh, now I'm curious.
Nope, not telling.
Come on!
Nuh-uh.
Oh my!
Ajisai, is that you?
Mr. Suzuki, right?
So cute!
Big Sis Renako!
C-C-Cuuute!
Five-year-old Ajisai is just... wow!
Y-You're making me blush.
It was Shichi-Go day, so she must have been seven, right?
Sheesh... I guess you've always been adorable.
How about we take another one?
Yes, please!
Then come here, everyone.
Wait, all of us?
You don't want to?
Of course I don't!
If I'm in the frame with you two, I'll tank the photo's overall quality!
Please, Mai, save me!
You're really getting good at making me spoil you.
I'm not spoiled!
I do my best even when you're not there!
All right. Let's take the photo with just the two of us, then.
Okay, got it.
Hey!
I don't suppose you've modeled before, Ouzuka?
Oh, here and there.
You both look so pretty!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh yeah, I remember bawling my eyes out here once.
Really?
Yeah, it was a whole thing.
My mom had just given birth to my little brother, and he got a fever on Shichi-Go,
so they couldn't even be there for the photos.
I'm pretty sure I threw a tantrum.
So Mr. Suzuki said, "Show them your cutest side, Ajisai!"
"Let's make your mom and dad regret missing out."
I liked that idea, so I tried my best to be the cutest ever.
And then he took that photo of me.
Man, I was so selfish. I made so much trouble,
just because I wanted to be first at everything.
Sorry, I feel like I keep showing you my weird sides.
You think so?
Yeah, probably.
Sure, it might've been embarrassing for Ajisai,
but I was happy to learn more about her.
No one wants to bare their true self all the time.
Even Mai.
Even if she dislikes her school persona, she can't just drop it.
People are complicated.
You know, today isn't over yet.
Oh! There's a festival today!
We're going, aren't we?
Yup!
We definitely should!
I figured you'd say that, so I came prepared.
Huuuh?
Okay, this is way over the top!
Ajisai has got to be put off by this—
Amazing!
Nope, she loves it?!
My usual hotel gave them to me.
Pick whichever one you like.
You mean they're all free?
That's incredible, Mai!
Dammit! I had to challenge you to a ping-pong battle just to split the bill!
If only I had 50 trillion yen too!
Greetings. My name is Hanatori. I attend to the young mistress.
H-Hello...
Please pay no mind to my presence.
After all, I shall also pretend you are not here.
Wait, hello?!
Oh, never you mind, you venomous pest.
Venomous pest?!
D-Did I do something?
Not in particular.
Why then?
You were perfectly polite last time I saw you, when I was with Satsuki and Mai.
Because Koto is my future mistress.
Future mistress?
Yes.
One day, Koto will marry the young lady.
So you're a crazy MaiSatu shipper!
Therefore, you flower-infesting, venomous pest,
please do not betray the generosity of the young mistress,
who is spending her precious time on you.
Betray...?
How's it going?
Oh, uh...
How is this yukata, miss?
Great choice! Hanatori never misses.
It really is nice...
My feet are restless,
and I can barely move my body around.
Rena?
Sorry we took so long!
We had help with our hair.
Oh gosh, Rena!
You're adorable!
Ah. Thanks.
How do I look?
I-It looks perfect on you!
What about me, Renako?
You're dazzling.
Thank you.
Shall we head out?
Hm, what's that?
Superball scooping! Wait, you've never heard of it?
I haven't. I'm almost always overseas during the summer.
Then I'll teach you!
We wandered the festival together.
Hey, wanna get takoyaki next?
Ooh, I want a candy apple, too.
Then I'll grab some cotton candy,
so we can all share.
Good idea!
If only this moment could last forever.
Not long ago, I envied people who lived like this, always out having fun.
I was having so much fun.
It never crossed my mind what the other two might be thinking.
Wait, where did we say we'd meet again?!
Oh, welcome back, Ajisai.
Uh... are we still waiting on Rena?
Maybe the line's long.
The night is young. Let's be patient.
Y-You're right.
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing. I was just thinking you look really pretty tonight.
But what am I saying?
You always look pretty.
Don't sell yourself short. You look beautiful, too.
Th-Thank you.
Going to a festival with friends is so much fun.
It is.
We should take Satsuki and Kaho with us next year, too.
Sounds great.
I heard you ran away from home.
Are you okay now?
Yeah.
A lot happened, but I'm okay.
'Cause Rena's been here for me.
I see.
There's something mysterious about her.
She's always there for me when I'm struggling.
She's pulled me out of slumps more times than I can count.
Yeah. I keep wondering why she does so much for me.
Because she clearly likes you. No?
Huh?
No way.
D-Do you really think so?
It sure looks that way, doesn't it?
Now I'm getting shy.
You know, Ajisai.
I love Renako.
You mean like...?
Romantically. I'm in love with her.
W-Wow. I see.
That's... a surprise.
So... are you two dating?
I asked her out, but I haven't gotten a clear answer yet.
Wow.
She's not looking to date right now.
Though I think that's only a matter of time.
So you're in love with Rena... And no one else knows, right?
Why tell only me?
Renako's captivating, isn't she?
I was wondering if perhaps...
Perhaps what?
If you might feel the same way about her.
Me?
I...
Mai, I...
I don't want to ruin our friendships.
If you two are happy, I'm happy.
Okay. I understand.
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Yeah.
Hey!
There you are!
Rena...
Whew! That was so much fun!
This is the first time I've ever seen fireworks up close!
The candy shop, yukatas, and now fireworks...
You've had a lot of firsts today.
Don't word it like that!
Oh, Ajisai?
Huh?
I'm, uh, going to take my clothes off... any second now...?
Be my guest.
Huh. She was so assertive yesterday.
Me, I don't feel shy in a shared bath.
We're heading in, okay?
G-Got it.
You're in a good mood, Renako.
Spending summer break with my friends is like a dream come true.
I'm glad to hear that.
Thanks, guys.
Whatever for?
I mean... today was just so much fun.
I wish we could keep hanging out like this forever.
Of course.
Let's spend the rest of our lives together and be buried in the same grave.
That's freaky!
I'm going to step out now.
I'm just a little dizzy.
Okay.
I think Ajisai needs some time to work through whatever's bothering her.
Wait, did something happen between you two?
Yes. You can say that again.
What?!
It's a secret.
I'm dying to know, but how can I pry when it's about Ajisai?
Wh-What?
I love you.
Wh-Where did that come from?
I mean, I know, but...
Mai's hair is up, so shouldn't she be in friend mode?
You're convinced no one could ever care about you that deeply, aren't you?
Well, maybe... But what's with you? You're so aggressive.
That's because there's nobody I want but you.
Despite what you might think of me, I'm not into just anyone.
I give everything to the person I love.
Oh.
Thanks.
When we came out of the bath, Ajisai had already gone to bed.
Good night.
Night.
We're heading back tomorrow.
I wasn't sure if everything would turn out okay, but I really did have a lot of fun.
Oh, good morning. You're up early.
Good morning. What's up?
I thought I'd head back to Tokyo early.
For work?
Well, yes.
You two can take it easy.
It was fun. Thanks for coming.
I barged in, but you were such a good sport.
I'll be off now.
Okay.
H-Hey now!
Thanks for the kiss. I'm all charged up.
Ahh, you're the worst!
S-Sorry.
I'd be twice as energized if you offered me a kiss, too.
Don't get full of yourself!
Jeez... getting caught kissing is mortifying!
Rena?
Ah. Um, Mai headed back before us.
She's got work this morning.
Ah, okay.
Seems like Ajisai's not a morning person.
I better make a note of that.
I'm so glad to be here with you.
Oh, really? That's sweet.
I had a blast with you too.
Oh, and with Mai, of course.
Let's call this mission a success.
Now Ajisai won't go full ganguro gyaru and start ditching school.
Not too shabby, eh?
Right. I still have one last topic.
Classic Satsuki. Always has a final twist at the end.
Hey, Ajisai.
Thanks for talking with me at school all the time.
What's that all of a sudden?
Well, you know, I'm pretty shy.
Having you as a friend is a real lifesaver.
Weren't you the one who approached Mai first?
Yeah, I had to give it my all for that.
It felt like shutting my eyes and jumping on a thrill ride.
So it's definitely thanks to you that I got this far.
You're exaggerating.
Please allow me to express my gratitude.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
By the way... um...
There's something I've been wanting to tell you, too.
A train will be passing through shortly.
For your safety, please stand behind the yellow line.
You know...
Yeah?
Rena, I really—
What were you saying just now?
Never mind.
You sure?
Wasn't it important?
No.
It was stupid, that's all.
The day I ran away to go on this trip,
I thought, "I want to change."
I've always played the good girl, and yet somehow
I felt a budding emotion inside me.
I knew it was dumb to try.
I didn't even have the nerve to board the train.
I figured once I reached the station,
I'd just turn right back.
That's...
That's why...
It felt like I met an angel who gave me wings.
But deep down, I always knew
that this feeling in my heart
was love.
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Oh god, oh god, oh god.
We're almost there.
Relax! You're Ajisai!
You could kill someone and they'd still let you off scot-free!
I mean, I must've caused so much trouble, leaving my little brothers alone for three days.
What if they've gone delinquent in that time?!
In just three days?!
Look, you'll be fine.
And I'll be right there with you until you see your family at the ticket gate. Got it?
Rena...
Uh...
Can you walk?
I'll try...
Sis, I'm sorr—
Hey, sis.
Rena!
Thanks for everything!
And with that, Ajisai and I reached the happy end of our journey.
No problem!
Home sweet home. My own little haven.
Sure, the trip was fun,
but it drained enough MP out of me to fill three whales.
Oh, you're back.
Why do you always come home looking like a corpse?
What?
Where's my souvenir?
I didn't get you one. I'm broke.
Wooow.
So, did you have fun?
Yeah, 'cause I got to spend so much time with Ajisai and all.
Plus, Mai showed up, too.
Really...
Wait, don't tell me she actually missed me.
High school kids have it soo good, getting to travel with friends.
Oh, so that's what this is about.
By the way, sis...
What now?
Mom was pretty on edge, so you should probably apologize to her.
But I'm scared to do that alone! Please back me up, Haruna!
I would've gladly helped... had you bought me even one souvenir.
Too bad. You really fumbled the bag, sis.
Pretty pleeease!
Afterwards, I apologized to my mom and she forgave me.
My dear sister, thanks for the assist!
I didn't even do anything special.
But hey, it feels nice to be thanked.
Soon after, my everyday life returned.
I spent my days shut in my air-conditioned room, locked in on gaming.
I really do love games.
Being at home is bliss.
I thought life would just keep going like this, even after summer break ended.
Now that I've helped Ajisai, my self-confidence is back
and nothing's stopping me from winning at life.
All that's ahead now is sunshine and rainbows.
Or so I naively thought.
Becoming cool...
Becoming the girl I dreamed of being
meant forging real bonds with the people around me.
The hands of the clock kept ticking.
Things would never go back to how they were before break.
Ajisai's coming over!
Oh! She's here!
Coming!
Hello.
H-Hi!
I would've met you at the station if you'd just told me.
It's fine. I remembered the way, more or less.
Besides, I'd rather spare you the heat.
She's so kind...
I love her.
Oh? Are you Renako's friend?
Nice to meet you. My name is Sena.
I'm sorry about the other day.
I'm the one who dragged Renako along on my trip.
That was you?
Oh, I see.
I'd rather take the scolding myself than watch Ajisai get yelled at.
Please just give us a heads-up next time, okay?
You had us really worried.
Yes, I'm sure I caused you all kinds of trouble.
It isn't much, but I hope you'll accept this.
Oh, goodness! How thoughtful of you!
Take good care of Renako, will you?
Of course, I'll do my best.
Dang... my mom trusts her way more than me.
Um, if we're gonna stand here and talk,
wanna head to my room?
Sorry, I'm only dropping by.
I'll be heading out now.
Oh... really?
Yup. See you at school.
W-Wait up, Ajisai!
Let me walk you to the station!
Oh no, you didn't have to.
But since you came all this way,
I want to at least chat a bit.
So... what should we talk about?
Did you make up with your brothers?
Yup, we're all back to normal now.
I think they forgot I even snapped at them, so they're totally their usual selves.
Except maybe they're acting a bit nicer.
Thanks for walking me to the station, Rena.
Sure thing.
See you... at school, I guess.
Yeah.
Wait.
Remember when you said you sometimes think about me at home?
Well, I think about you sometimes, too.
Like, I wonder what you're up to,
or if you're fighting with your brothers again.
So, um...
If anything ever comes up, you can always tell me.
Maybe you don't want me to see you struggling,
but, like, I'd be happy if you came and talked to me.
Okay.
Thanks, Rena.
Huh? Wh-What's going on?
Why am I crying?
This is so weird.
What's happening?
Why is she crying?
Here...
S-Sorry.
No... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rena.
I'm so sorry.
Hello?
Is this Renako?
Uh, yeah.
It's rare for you to call me.
Um, you see...
Oh, I know.
You missed me and wanted to hear the sound of my voice.
No!
Then you knew I missed you and wanted to hear yours?
Not that either!
Actually, it's about Ajisai.
She suddenly started crying,
and I couldn't do anything to help.
But then I thought, "Maybe Mai knows something."
I see.
Well, I might have a hunch.
I knew it! You do know!
It's like you can tap into the hidden truths of the universe!
But I still won't tell you.
Why not?! You're so mean!
No, I'm not trying to be mean, per se...
Okay, then how do I make you tell me?
How, you say.
Huh?
Are you making an offer?
Wait, wha?!
I-I... could give you a kiss.
We kiss all the time, though.
Okay, okay!
Remember that list of horny stuff you wrote down?
Of course. We promised to do everything on that list someday.
I-I'll do any one of the things you wrote down.
Any one thing.
Yes.
That's more than enough of a proposal to shatter my sanity.
So...?
No can do.
Why not?!
First of all, I'm sorry.
I wasn't planning on ever telling anyone about this.
Aww, what?!
What's troubling Ajisai right now is a problem only she can solve.
Neither of us can really help her.
Are you sure?
Yes. Even if it's frustrating for both of us.
Is there really nothing we can do?
No. Especially not you.
Does this have something to do with me?
Yes.
But it's not your fault.
But...
No one did anything wrong.
It's a situation that couldn't be avoided.
Okay.
You mean if I worry about her, it'll just make her extra stressed, right?
Honestly, I want to make Ajisai tell me right now.
But I don't want to cause problems for Mai.
All right, I got it.
I'll try not to overthink it.
I'm glad you understand. Thank you.
She saw right through me.
Can I ask you one thing, though?
What is it?
Is Ajisai going to be okay?
That's a good question.
You know, once you start wanting something new
it's like a curse.
If she wants to make it happen, only she can take that first step.
You understand, don't you?
Yeah.
If something's bothering Ajisai and she's still trying to work up her courage,
I want to cheer her on,
and tell her that it's okay to mess up.
Because Ajisai is my precious, beloved... friend.
Hey, President!
Come on, guys, we're not in middle school. I'm not the president anymore.
Hey, are you joining the student council?
I'm not sure yet.
Really?!
Is it because of a club?
Or your family?
That's not really it.
I know! You've got a boyfriend, right?
A boyfriend? That's a surprise!
Wait, for real?
No way! What's he like?
N-No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Oh, so you've got a crush on someone.
Y-Yeah.
I can't really tell them how I feel, though.
Huh, why not?
It wouldn't be the most decent thing to do.
Would it be... cheating?
I want to support you, but... this just isn't right.
Exactly. This can't end well for you.
You're already the type to have a tragic love story.
It's not like that!
We need to hold a three-person panel to sort out the facts.
Good idea.
No complaints here.
I'm concerned.
Maybe... I should give up.
Huh?
Oh, it's nothing.
It's so hot.
What's that crowd over there?
Looks like a photo shoot.
I'm going to be a good girl. That was my decision.
Whoa! It's Ouzuka Mai!
Mai...?
Okay, time for a break.
Wow, she's even prettier in person.
She's like the definition of aura.
I love Renako.
Um, President?
Is she a model, too?
Mai.
Hello, Ajisai. Fancy meeting you here.
Mai, I...
Go on, Ajisai.
I...
I have... feelings for Rena, too.
Ajisai.
Do you have time after this?
I come here on my own sometimes, you know.
This place lets me be alone, so I can just relax.
I think... I know what you mean.
Say, would you like to hold hands?
It's like we're on a date.
Yes, a secret date with the celebrity Ouzuka Mai.
Her mysterious lover? Why, it's none other than a beauty from her own class.
I'm totally not in your league, Mai.
Renako tells me that all the time, too.
I guess everyone feels that way.
You're so beautiful.
I think anyone would fall for you if you said you liked them.
If only that were true.
Rena's a good girl, isn't she?
She is.
I really hope you two can be happy together.
I'd absolutely love to make her happy,
but I think she'd rather find happiness through her own efforts.
Her own efforts?
Indeed. She's incredible, really.
I put myself out there, saying I'd make her happy,
but we're pretty evenly matched in this battle.
Rena's incredible.
She sure is tough.
Ajisai.
Yes?
I really like you.
You don't mean in that way, right?
As a friend, of course.
R-Right, of course. I panicked for a second.
You know, I want your wishes to come true, too.
Because I really like you.
I mean, well.
I like you too, Mai.
Oh my. So our feelings are mutual.
Wouldn't that be nice.
Ajisai.
You're being kind and holding back for my sake, aren't you?
But you don't need to.
You should tell her how you feel.
But if I do, then—
I won't be upset.
It hurts much more to see you bottle it up and hide your pain.
Why wouldn't it upset you?
Because...
I have no doubt that, in the end, I'll be the one Renako chooses.
You're so cool, Mai.
Are you saying... I don't have a chance?
Renako is kind, so she might be swayed a little.
But worry not.
I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear how much you care about her.
If anything, I feel bad for what I've put you through.
So no matter how hard I try, my feelings won't reach her?
Alas, I fear not.
You certainly are enchanting,
but your opponent is no ordinary foe.
I was really scared.
So I kept telling myself things should stay just as they are.
I hear you.
"This is who I'm supposed to be."
I never tried to step outside my comfort zone, because that's all I wanted, right?
To live is to change.
Our surroundings, the people we meet— they become part of us.
Given time, even fish in the sea can become birds soaring in the sky.
If we give up on change, then we lose what makes us human.
But still, I want to be Rena's angel forever.
What are you saying, Ajisai?
On n'a qu'une vie.
You only live once.
A girl should be in love.
All along, you've simply been...
a sweet little girl.
It kind of feels like I'm the one being confessed to.
You're right.
Too bad I got one step ahead of you and worked up the courage first.
Thanks, Mai. Really.
Of course.
Likewise...
thank you for listening to me.
If lovers are the ones who support each other through hard and lonely times,
then the ones you trust to stand tall and stick with you through anything—
they're what I call friends.
Sure, giving you a push might end up backfiring on me.
But if my ego ever made my friends doubt themselves,
then I wouldn't be worthy of the name Ouzuka Mai.
You're really admirable, Mai.
You'll make me blush.
Thank you... Thank you so much.
Will you watch me do this?
Sure, if you'd like me to.
Hey, Rena?
Um... you know...
Do you think we could meet up?
Huh? Mai's here?
Uh... Is this some kind of meetup?
You see...
Yeah?
Rena, I...
I've always been really bad at taking things that belong to somebody else.
Like, whenever anyone was on the swings,
I'd never say "My turn!" even when it was time to switch.
As long as the person using it was having fun, that was all that mattered.
Once I started babysitting my little brothers,
that feeling only got stronger.
And whenever anyone in class invited me to hang out,
I was fine as long as they were having fun.
I had this image in my head that I was a good, considerate person.
But real "good people" don't tell themselves how great they are.
I'm just stupid.
All I've done is hold myself back so I wouldn't say something selfish.
But then you taught me something, Rena.
I-I did?
Uh-huh. You always light the way for me.
You give me this... strength to move forward.
So...
Rena, I really love you.
Would you go out with me?
O-Okay.
Huh?
Neat!
This one's really nice.
I'm off!
Hey, President!
Oh, hey.
Sorry about the other day.
We went a bit far teasing you.
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
So, you know...
I confessed my feelings.
You did?!
No way, was it Ouzuka Mai?!
No.
She's the one who took my hand and kept me safe—my cute little angel.

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