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Hyperdimension Neptunia (2013) - S01 - CR vs Commie

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Commie
Hear me, all those who live and breathe across Gamindustri.
Hear ye, all Gamindustri residents far and wide.
This day represents the first step into a new era,
We take one giant leap toward a new era today.
and I am thrilled that you and I are able to greet it together.
It brings me great pleasure to be together with you all
As you all know, in recent years
as we welcome this joyous day.
there has been no end to this world's warring.
As you all know,
Lastation, ruled by the goddess Black Heart.
this world has been torn by strife over the past few years.
Lowee, ruled by the goddess White Heart.
Lastation, governed by its CPU, the goddess Black Heart.
Leanbox, ruled by the goddess Green Heart.
Lowee, governed by its CPU, the goddess White Heart.
And Planeptune, ruled by yours truly, Purple Heart.
Leanbox, governed by its CPU, the goddess Green Heart.
Our kingdoms have vied for Share energy, the source of a nation's strength,
And Planeptune, governed by myself, the goddess Purple Heart.
and on occasion the goddesses have even battled for ownership.
Share Energy forms the basis of national power in this world.
We will now put that behind us.
The four nations competed over it, and sometimes we goddesses ourselves came to blows.
The friendship treaty we sign today will ban taking Shares with military force.
But now that will become a thing of the past.
From now on, we'll increase our Shares through improving our own countries,
The treaty of friendship that shall be signed today
fostering the whole world's development.
will prohibit taking Share Energy by force.
We hereby vow to overcome our past and create a world full of hope.
From this point onward, the only way to acquire it will be by making one's country a better place,
which will lead to worldwide development and progress.
We hereby swear to overcome the past and create a world filled with hope.
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
It's all finished!
Done and dusted!
I see the gap between your personalities is as drastic as ever.
The difference between your two forms never fails to amaze me, Neptune.
Whatever, Noire, the important thing is, what did you think of my speech?!
That aside, what'd you think of my speech, Noire?
W-Well, it wasn't bad--but I'm sure Histoire wrote it for you.
Well, it wasn't bad...
Aw.
Though I'm pretty sure Histoire wrote it for you.
I don't like that you got all the freakin' limelight.
It sure pisses me off that you got to hog the spotlight.
Aw, Blanc, we promised to drop that subject!
C'mon, Blanc. Don't say that!
I regret deciding things with rock-paper-scissors.
I regret using rock-paper-scissors to decide the speaker.
Oh, why not let it go?
Why don't you just let it go?
It seems childish to complain about it now.
Saying that now just makes you sound immature.
Yeah! Cuz we're not enemies anymore--we're comrades now! Right?
She's right!
One month has passed since that deeply moving ceremony.
After all, we're no longer enemies!
Neptune! You haven't been doing your CPU job at all!
We're best buds now, right?
Sonic Jump!
A month has already passed since that amazing ceremony.
Dang it!
You aren't fulfilling any of your responsibilities as CPU, Neptune!
Are you listening to me?!
Sonic jump!
Hmm?
Fiddlesticks!
I guess I'm like, complacent about peace now, you know?
Are you listening to me?
Neptune, CPUs have lots of work to--
Well, I guess these peaceful days just turned my brain to mush!
Neptune! The tea is ready!
Neptune, CPUs have all kinds of work—
Thanks, Nepgear! Wanna go PvP?
Sis!
Yeah!
Tea's ready!
Et tu, Nepgear?
Thanks, Nepgear!
Enough is enough!
Wanna go head-to-head?
Nep?!
Sure!
Hey, it says in the user manual not to do that!
Not you too, Nepgear!
Don't try this at home, okay kids?
Knock it off!
A meaningless string of characters
Zoinks!
Tell me, compiler
Hey, the manual said not to do that!
A binary tree in disarray
Don't try this at home, kids!
Yeah, I can't get anything across with just 0s and 1s...
Ping→link!! You and we connect
Hit check!! If we're doing this, now's the time
Happyful×∞
Cure☆pure dimension tripper!!!!
Kick down the dimensional door and come over
To this sparkling☆sparkling world
We're the strongest party, with 100x the bonds
"You're one of us, too!"
Hyperdimension Neptunia
The Goddess (Neptune) of Planeptune
Iffy!
Iffy!
Compa!
Compa!
Did you just get off work?
Done with work?
Yep! Now I'm on my way to see Nep-Nep!
Yes.
W-We'd be better off without goddesses.
I'm on my way to Nep-Nep's place.
Okay, I'll join you.
Oh, then I'll go with you.
We should live by regulations that--
Under the right rules and regulations—
Please look at this!
Take a look at this!
Please look at the Sharicite!
At the Share Crystal, not me!
Is there something the matter with the Sharicite?
What about it?
The Share energy collected in this crystal has been declining recently.
The amount of Share Energy gathered in our country's Share Crystal
Aw, we've still got lots left. Nothing to worry about, right?
is currently showing a downward trend.
Wrong! You know where Shares come from, don't you?
There's still a whole bunch.
The belief of a country's citizens in their goddess, right?
No need to worry, right?
Yes. Which means the hearts of the people
Of course there is!
are gradually drifting away from Neptune!
You know where we get Shares from, don't you?
What? But I haven't done anything to make them hate me!
Oh...
You kind of haven't done anything to make them like you lately, either.
The feelings of trust that the citizens place in the CPU who rules them, right?
Oh, I mean...
Indeed.
Nepgear's right, and you know it.
This downward trend shows that our citizens are slowly falling out of love with Neptune!
Excuse us, Miss Histoire. We overheard you talking.
Say what?
IF and Compa, you two are always welcome.
I don't remember doing anything that'd make them hate me.
You're siding with Histy too, Iffy?! But not you, Compa, right?
I don't think you've done anything recently that'd make them love you, either.
Nep-Nep, you just look at this.
W-Well...
Let's free ourselves from dependence on the CPUs!
Nepgear's right.
We don't need goddesses!
We're sorry, Lady Histoire.
No to Goddesses!
We just happened to overhear the conversation.
Hmm? "We don't need goddesses"...
I don't mind if it's you two.
For these people to understand you, Nep-Nep, you need to work harder!
Not you too, Iffy!
Now everybody's against me! I'm in a major pinch!
Are you gonna take Histy's side as well?
It's this country that's in a pinch!
But you're different, right, Compa?
CPUs are goddesses who are supposed to constantly work for the good of their people.
Look at this, Nep-Nep.
That's why they have their great powers, you know.
As a wise man once said,
Man, I hate getting lectured.
Wonder if I can escape somehow...
"With great power comes great responsibility"!
Oh, I know!
I'm gonna go get some schooling in the goddess arts!
Huh?
Huh?
Schooling from whom?
"We don't need goddesses."
Um... Noire!
Ack!
In order to make these people understand you,
you need to work much harder at your job.
She hit my weak point for massive damage!
I'm in big trouble!
It's this nation that's in big trouble!
For one thing, CPUs are supposed to devote all their blood, sweat, and tears to their citizens!
That is why you possess the great powers that you do.
Man, lectures are the worst.
With great power comes great responsibility!
How can I get away from here?
Oh, right!
I'll go learn what it means to be a CPU!
Huh?
Learn? From whom?
Uh... Noire!
What?!
What?!
Noire from Lastation!
Lastation's Noire!
Okay, I'm not following this...
I don't really get what's happening here, you see.
Why is my neighbor country's CPU napping in my Basilicom?!
Mind explaining to me why a neighboring country's CPU is sleeping at our Basilicom?!
Oh, don't mind me, you can work! It won't bother me.
Oh, just pretend I'm not here and carry on with your job.
It'll bother me!
I don't mind.
I'm sorry, Noire.
Well,I do!
We're so sorry, Noire.
Sis!
Sis!
What's the problem?
What's the big deal?
Weren't you going to ask how to be a good CPU?
Aren't you here to learn what it means to be a CPU?
Sorry, but no. I have no intention of helping the enemy.
Sorry, but I'll have to refuse.
Hey, we're not enemies! We signed a friendship treaty, so we're comr--
I don't intend to extend an olive branch to my enemies.
It doesn't change the fact that we're competing for Shares! So we're enemies.
Hey, I'm not your enemy!
Mean comments like that are why people say you don't have any friends!
We signed a treaty of friendship!
I-I do too have a friend!
We're budd—
Really? Who? What's her name and where's she from?!
Doesn't change the fact that we're still competing over Share Energy.
Huh? I-I... um...
You're still my enemy.
Noire, I finished these documents!
See, you keep saying all these totally uncute things!
Oh, thanks, Uni. Set them over there.
That's why people say you have no friends!
S-Say...
I-Ido have a friend!
I finished fast this time, right? I worked really hard--
Really?
Yes, I suppose. You've worked your way up to average, anyway.
Who?
Hey! Was Uni the friend you were talking about?
Where are they from? What do they do?
I'm not sure little sisters count as "friends"!
Huh?
No! I have... another one...
Uh... Well...
Oh really? You sure you're not really a lonely loner?
I'm done with those documents, Sis.
No, I'm not!
Hey there, Uni.
Nepgear.
Just put them over there.
Sorry my big sister interrupted your talk.
U-Um...
It's okay. Sis always treats me that way.
I was quite fast this time, wasn't I?
Apparently she won't compliment me unless I do a better job than her.
I gave it my all—
Even though she must know that's impossible...
Guess so.
You've reached normal levels now, I suppose.
Hey!
Is Uni that so-called friend of yours?
I don't think you can call your sister a friend.
You've got the wrong idea.
I have other—
Really?
That's what you say, but aren't you just a loner?
No way!
Nepgear...
Sorry my sister had to butt in.
Nah, it's fine.
That's how Sis always is with me.
Looks like she won't ever praise me unless I do a better job than she would.
We all know that's just not gonna happen, though.
Uni...
Uni...
I can't even transform yet.
I can't even transform yet.
Well, neither can I, and neither can Rom or Ram.
That goes for me, Rom, and Ram too.
I-I suppose out of the four of us, I'll be the one to do it first.
I-I guess...
There you go! But I'll fight you for it.
I'm sure I'll be the first out of the four of us to get the ability to transform.
A message... It's from Rom. She knows I'm in Lastation?
That's the spirit! I'm not gonna lose to you!
I told her. She was really jealous.
A text from Rom...
Nepgear and Uni are so lucky, getting to play together...
Why does she know I'm here in Lastation?
How come we don't get to visit other countries?!
I told her.
Don't act selfish.
She got really jealous.
I wanna hang out with Nepgear and Uni too!
Nepgear and Uni must be having such a nice time hanging out together.
You're interrupting my work.
Why can't I go visit another country?!
Why, why, why?!
Don't be so selfish.
Come on!
I wanna go hang out with Nepgear and Uni too!
Shut the hell up! I told ya, I'm workin'!
I'm trying to work.
Big meanie.
Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
Hey!
Shut yer mouth!
I said I was working! You friggin' deaf?!
You're such a meanie.
Let's go, Rom.
Let's go, Rom.
Wait, Ram...
Wait, Ram!
Sorry for the commotion.
Sorry about that.
Nonsense, it's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Unlike us with our history of fighting,
We'd been fighting each other for a long time.
the younger sisters are quite innocent.
But unlike us, your sisters are so innocent.
Perhaps we can be friendlier, too?
I wonder if we can be friendlier to each other too.
Just because we've stopped using force,
Just because we stopped using force
that doesn't turn us into good neighbors overnight.
doesn't mean we can become the best of friends overnight.
More importantly...
More importantly...
Yes. Let me tell you the rest of the proposal.
Yes, please allow me to continue with my proposal.
Whoops!
Whoa!
Stop it! Don't touch any more of my papers!
Stop!
What? You said a goddess's first duty was taking care of paperwork--
Get your hands off those documents!
Do it in your own workspace!
What?
Jeez, I'm losing my motivation.
But being a CPU starts with sorting out documents—
What's with that condescending look?!
Do that at yourown workplace!
Er...
Tch.
You've got requests from the citizens to take care of monsters, right?
You're such a wet blanket.
How about you teach her about being a goddess out on a mission?
Where do you get off being so condescending?!
Yeah, then she won't have to touch any documents!
Um...
True enough.
You've got monster hunting requests from your citizens, right?
This is a good one. And it's right near Planeptune.
How about teaching Neptune what it means to be a CPU while we're at it?
Does that mean you want me to go straight home from there?
Oh, she wouldn't need to lay a finger on any of the documents that way.
Of course. You're interrupting my work.
I suppose you're right.
Okay, everyone, time to go beat up some monsters!
This looks good.
Right! Wait, why are you acting like the leader?!
It's nice and close to the border, too.
We're clearing monsters from two places.
Does that mean you're telling us to go back to Planeptune after we're done?
The Nasuune Highlands and the nearby Toruune Cave.
Well duh.
Neither of them are particularly high-level--
I can't work with you around.
All right, everyone!
Time to go monster hunting!
Yeah!
Wait, why are you acting like the leader?!
We need to go monster hunting in two places.
The Nursune Plains and the Trune Caves nearby.
Both of them should be pretty easy to hand—
Sis.
What?
Nobody's listening.
Gosh, I'm pooped!
You okay, Compa?
Is this the famous "you can't read what it says from the back" sign?!
Sis...
Sis...
What?
That's how most signs work.
No one's listening.
I'm tired!
Compa, are you okay?
Wow, this is the famous "sign you can't read from behind"!
Sis, most signs are like that.
Hey!
Hey!
You're slowing down!
We're behind schedule.
Jeez, Noire, you're always so serious!
You take this way too seriously, Noire!
Is that a problem?
Problem?
Doesn't it tire you out to be this way 24/7?
Don't you ever get tired of it?
Being tired doesn't faze me. I want to make this country as great as I can.
It's no big deal.
Well, sure, I wanna make a great country too, but I'd rather things be fun!
I want to create a much,much better nation.
You have too much fun!
Well, so do I,
She's here!
but I'd much rather have fun doing it.
It's the goddess!
You have too much fun doing this!
It's Lady Black Heart!
She came!
Oh, dear!
Ah, my goddess!
It's Black Heart!
Oh no!
Access!
Access!
Whoa, you're gonna transform right now?!
What?!
The second rule of the goddess is to project a majestic air.
You're gonna transformnow?!
Ladies, could I ask you to tell me about the monsters?
Rule number two of being a CPU:
Doesn't seem very majestic to transform right in front of people.
let your people bear full witness to your majesty.
This is the Nasuune Highlands, correct?
Could you all give me some information about the monsters, please?
Yes. We've been overrun by Dogoos, and we don't know what to do.
You just transformed in front of them.
Understood. Miss Neptune and Miss Nepgear from our neighbor country
What's so majestic about that?
have volunteered to deal with them.
So this is the Nursune Plains, huh?
Nep?! You're suddenly giving them to us?!
Yes. A mass outbreak of Dogoos here is causing a lot of problems.
We're going to do it?
Understood.
Rule three: impress people by making a good showing.
It seems Neptune and Nepgear, our neighbors from Planeptune,
I'll record it for you so you can use it for PR!
will eliminate them for us.
Sheesh, what a pain!
Zoinks!
Well, at least Dogoos are so weak I could beat 'em with a Cypress Stick.
That came out of nowhere!
Let's do this thing!
We're supposed to do this?
Rule number 3:
show off at every opportunity.
I'll take some pictures so you can use them as PR.
This is such a pain.
Though, well, these Dogoos are easy as pie to deal with.
Let's do this!
Nepgear!
Nepgear!
Yes, Sis!
Okay, Sis!
We weren't born in this world just to dance to destiny's tune
I was not born
I want to wrap my arms around this precious heart and protect it
To be a puppet on a string
Way to go, Nepgear! That's my little sis!
I embrace these irreplaceable feelings and keep them safe
Radiant land striving for progress
Way to go, Nepgear!
Yeah!
In these radiant lands heading toward an age of reform
Noble ideals we envision, wishes we direct toward the dawn
That's my sis!
Chest buster!
Thanks!
I'll use my true power!
I picture the world of my dreams
I hear a faraway voice calling my name
And let it ride the first rays of sunshine
I mingled our memories together and branded them on my heart
Chest!
Oof!
I'm gonna give it all I've got!
You there! How do you like this?!
I hear from far away
There are too many of them.
A faint voice that calls my name
We are all shooting stars on an endless journey to find answers
And burns itself into my memories
We should help them, Iffy!
There are way too many of them.
All right.
Everyone wanders forever
Transient but passionate, we burn our lives away
We should help, Iffy!
In search of an answer
Right.
Letting their faint yet violent
Iffy! Compa!
Iffy! Compa!
Flame of life burn away
Here I come!
Here I come!
Your eyes hold an unshakeable sentiment
Their eyes speak of their desires
They brought light into the darkness
And shine a ray of light in the darkness
Talk about a big help! Now victory's guaran--
Too good for them!
Let's reach for the future now
So I reach out to the future
Even if I get hurt, I'm not scared of anything
We've basically won alread—
Because you're right there, and always kind
It may be a thorny road, but I have nothing to fear
Noire, should we help--
Because you're there with me
No.
Sis,
Doing this by themselves carries meaning.
we should help out—
Okay...
Nope.
Hey, don't touch me there!
The point is for them to deal with this themselves.
We are all shooting stars on an endless journey to find answers
Where do you think you're touching?!
This feels gross!
Everyone wanders forever
No, don't go in there!
Eww, majorly gross!
Transient but passionate, we burn our lives away
In search of an answer
That tickles! I'm gonna die laughing! Someone help!
Hey, stay out of there!
Your eyes hold an unshakeable sentiment
Letting their faint yet violent
They brought light into the darkness
Flame of life burn away
It's all too much...
This tickles!
Let's reach for the future now
I'm gonna die!
Even if I get hurt, I'm not scared of anything
Their eyes speak of their desires
Because you're right there, and always kind
And shine a ray of light in the darkness
I'll send your soul to a world of despair!
I...can't...
Flame Soul Slice!
So I reach out to the future
Iffy, help me out too!
It may be a thorny road but I have nothing to fear
Ora ora ora ora!
Because you're there with me
Put more effort into this, Neptune.
I'm gonna send your souls all the way back to Hell!
I'll crush you!
Spectral Edge!
Ugh, I don't wanna look at any jellies or meat buns for a while!
Neptune...
Why didn't you transform? In your CPU form, Dogoos would be easy!
Quit slacking.
Well, hey, it turned out okay!
I don't even wanna look at jelly or meat buns for a while.
Because other people made it okay for you!
Why didn't you activate your HDD form?
This is why your Shares--
Those Dogoos would have been easy pickings if you'd transformed!
Get all the rest you want. I'll finish this by myself.
Well,
Take me to Toruune Cave!
all's well that ends well, right?
Y-Yes, my lady!
You just had other people do your job for you!
I-I'll come with you.
That's why your Share—
I'll be fine. You look after Nepgear and the others.
Fine, be as lazy as you want.
Okay...
I'll handle the rest myself.
Show me the way to the Trune Caves.
Y-Yes, ma'am.
I'll go with you.
No, that won't be necessary.
Stay here and help these guys recover.
'Kay.
This way.
This way.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Noire's got such a short temper.
Noire's so short-tempered.
Oh, Uni, did you get pics?
Oh, Uni!
Cute! I'm gonna forward these to myself!
Did you take any cool pics?
Die!
Wow!
A dead end, eh?
Super cute!
That's a wrap, then.
They're going straight to my email address!
An Ancient Dragon?
Begone!
You look pretty strong!
A dead end, huh?
You're mine!
Guess I'm done here.
Hi-yah!
An Ancient Dragon?!
Yahoo!
Quite the strong one, aren't we?
Y-You?
Take this!
Hey, why're you back in human form?
Hey there!
I don't know; it just suddenly happened... Neptune!
You...
Noire, this is an example of when to transform!
Why'd you go back to normal?
Behold!
I'm not sure. It happened really suddenly—
Witness the power of a CPU!
Neptune!
Don't try to show off!
Noire.
You're supposed to transform at times like these.
Pay close attention!
Behold the power of a goddess!
Stop trying to act cool!
Thanks.
Thanks.
Leave this one to me.
Leave this one to me.
Cross Combination!
Cross Combo!
I-I could've done that without your help.
I-I didn't need your help!
Probably so.
I would've been fine by myself.
But comrades help each other.
I'm sure.
I don't actually think of us as com--
But helping each other is what friends do.
Why did you choose this area for our quest today?
It's not like I consider you a friend—
Because I wanted you to go home...
Why'd you choose this area?
It's on the Planeptune border, and word of my heroics will spread there.
Because I wanted you to leave—
That will let me recover lost Shares.
Because you figured rumors would spread across the border
and Planeptune would hear about my valiant efforts?
That way, I could replenish some of my Share Energy.
Thank you, Noire.
Thank you, Noire.
But we'd better tell people about a certain CPU almost getting eaten, too!
But we also gotta let everyone know about the goddess who almost got her butt kicked!
What?! Keep that part quiet!
What?!
Listen up, guys!
Keep that a secret!
Listen to this, guys!
Hey!
Hey!
Noire goofed up!
Noire lost!
Neptune! You said we were comrades! Stop it!
Neptune!
Lady Black Heart and Lady Purple Heart--
We're friends, right?!
defeated the monsters for us with a hyper magical combination!
Hey!
Black Heart and Purple Heart
killed the monsters with a hyper magic combo!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Have we already become a tall tale?
That story gets crazier every time...
Why did my transformation break...?
Why did my transformation revert?
So, they cleaned the monsters out of the cave for us.
Oh, so they purged all the monsters in the caves for us?
Now we can search for that thing in peace, chu.
Now we can look for you-know-what without having eyes on the back of our heads.
Chu chu chu.
Amazing!
Amazing!
I have to hand it to Noire!
I'd expect nothing less from Noire.
Nep?!
Zoinks!
Don't you mean you have to hand it to me?!
You mean "Neptune," right?
I still have my doubts as to whether the credit should go to you.
I'm still not convinced you're behind all this.
Infinite stars scattered all over the world...
That's harsh, Histy!
You're so mean, and so casual about it!
What's wrong, Nepgear?
Time to start our quest for the ultimate video game!
Someone put up some really weird pictures of me online.
Nepgear, what's wrong?
Huh? Those are all the pictures I sent to my email address!
Sis, weird pictures of me are on the internet!
You're so cute, Nepgear!
What's the matter, goddess, why so mega giga serious?
This is so embarrassing!
Nice, these are the pics I emailed myself!
Are you sure you sent it to the right address?
You're such a cutie in these, Nepgear!
Of course I did—
Hooked! Obsessed! Get you! I do!
Oops.
I'm embarrassed!
I sent it to the address of a public mailing list...
Nep, are you sure you didn't send them to the wrong person?
Love scheme, thermal runaway
Nah, of course not!
Uh-oh, I forwarded to the all-citizen mailing list!
Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
I'm gonna select "new game" with no fear
I knew it.
I knew it.
The comments are all pretty positive, though!
But the response seems pretty positive!
Here we go! Way to go! Neptune!
"Visual shock"?
"Visual shock"...
"It hit just the right spot"!
Pulse wave, echoing love song
"Planeptune's still got a lot left in the tank."
"Welcome to the next level"...
Wow, people love it!
"Hail to Planeptune, baby"... You've got fans!
Huh?
Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
Don't tell me the reason our Share Energy went up so suddenly...
Friendship! Love! Bifrost!
...was because of these pictures?!
Could the reason our Shares shot up be...
You're amazing, Nepgear!
Even if we're a madhouse, there are bonds here between us
...these pics?!
That's amazing, Nepgear!
R-Really?
R-Really?
Good job my sweetheart
Then if we spread these things around even more...
Which means if we show these to even more of the public...
Huh?
Nepgear, this is for our Shares, okay?
Do it for our Shares, Nepgear. For the Shares!
See you next week...
Hey, hold on, Sis!
Wait, what? Neptune!
I'm worried about where this country is headed in more ways than one.
I'm worried about this country's future on more than one level.
I'll post it all over the place!
I can leak 'em myself! I've so got this!
Stop!
Stop!
We should live by regulations that--
Under the right rules and regulations—
Wh-What do you figure this is?
Wh-What is this?
The Terrorist (Lickorrist) of Lowee
It's an explosion of art!
This art really is an explosion!
Huh?


A meaningless string of characters
Ga-thunk!
Tell me, compiler
I'll be saving little girls all over the world again today!
A binary tree in disarray
Wow, what a picturesque town!
Yeah, I can't get anything across with just 0s and 1s...
I've always wanted to visit Lowee.
Ping→link!! You and we connect
I had an inkling you felt that way.
Hit check!! If we're doing this, now's the time
Rom and Ram told me to come visit.
Happyful×∞
Apparently Blanc doesn't let them leave the country.
Cure☆pure dimension tripper!!!!
Yeah, Blanc can be a real party pooper sometimes.
Kick down the dimensional door and come over
Someone should tell her she'll end up as a loner like Noire if she keeps that up.
To this sparkling☆sparkling world
Hello? Did you forget I was right here?
We're the strongest party, with 100x the bonds
Wait!
"You're one of us, too!"
Who are you calling a loner?!
Hyperdimension Neptunia
My bad!
Ga-thunk! Time for another day of saving the world's children!
But hey, someone laying it on you straight like that
The Terrorist (Lickorrist) of Lowee
might give you the little push you need to change yourself!
Wow, this town is so pretty!
Big words coming from Goddess Lazybones herself!
I've always wanted to come to Lowee.
Maybe it was a mistake to come here after all.
Yup, I had a feeling you did! Tee-hee-hee!
Rom and Ram asked me to come visit them.
They say Blanc won't let them visit other countries.
Oh, yeah, Blanc can be pretty square.
She should fix that before she ends up friendless like Noire!
I'm right here, you know.
And who are you calling friendless?!
Oh, sorry!
But hey, hearing that said to your face could be just what you need to change!
I don't want to hear that from a slacker goddess like you!
Maybe I shouldn't have let you talk me into this...
She fell for it!
She fell for it!
Success.
It worked...
Miss Rom! Miss Ram! How could you do that?!
Rom, Ram!
Run!
What do you think you're doing?
Hold it!
Run for it!
You're quite sure?
Wait!
You do realize carrying out this plan will revolutionize the world.
Are you certain about this?
Putting this plan into action
will bring revolution to this world.
Hold it right there!
Hold it right there!
I'm well aware.
I'm aware.
No!
Help!
We need to make sure no one finds out
We definitely need to keep this under wraps until we begin.
Scary!
Rom! Ram!
about this until it happens.
Run for it!
Miss Rom! Miss Ram!
You lot...
Run!
How many times do I gotta tell ya to keep it down when I'm tryin' to work?!
You little shits...
How many times have I told you to keep it down while I'm workin'?!
I-I'm so sorry!
I-I'm so sorry!
Blanc...
Sis...
Check this out!
Lookie look!
This is...
Huh?
What the...?!
It's you!
It's you!
I drew it with Ram!
Ram and I drew it!
My precious book...
My precious book...
You bitches!
You two are dead!
That's the same face as in the picture!
Look, the drawing came to life!
Uh-oh!
Hold it right there!
Get your asses back here!
Run for it!
Run!
Nepgear! Uni!
Nepgear! Uni!
You came?
You came!
Mm-hmm! We're here to visit!
Yup! We came to play!
Hiya, Blanc!
Heyo, Blanc!
Guess who's here!
I came for you!
So! We heard a new theme park opened up in Lowee,
Teehee.
so we all came to hang out!
So, like... yeah!
The message I got from Histoire says to teach you to be a good CPU.
We heard Lowee had this brand spanking new amusement park,
Nah, you can forget about that. Not like I learned much last time!
so we all decided to come and take a look-see!
Histoire contacted me and said she wanted me to teach you what it meant to be a CPU, though.
Aw, don't bother your pretty head with that!
It was all in one ear and out the other last time, y'know?
Well, excuse me.
Well, excuse me.
I've heard about the theme park, too. Perhaps it would be fun to go as a group.
I've heard about the amusement park too.
Super Nittenland?!
Wouldn't it be fun if we all went there together?
Super Nitten Land?!
I wanna go!
I wanna go!
Please take us! So excited!
Take us there! I can't wait!
Could you do me a favor and take my sisters there?
Could you take my sisters along?
Huh? What about you?
What about you?
You're not going, Sis?
Sis...
I... can't go.
Aren't you coming?
What, cuz of work? Just skip it.
I... can't.
Once upon a time a great man said, "I figure working'd mean I lost at life"!
What? More work?
Neptune, that guy wasn't a great man.
Why don't you just quit already?
Anyway, I can't go.
The wise men of the past once said,
Ram, wait!
"Only fools and horses work."
Girls, wear your coats!
I don't think those men were all that wise.
Nepgear, you forgot the tickets!
Either way,
Nepgear! Uni!
I can't go.
Where are you?
Wait for me, Ram!
Put on your coats, you two!
You're forgetting the tickets, Nepgear!
Nepgear!
Uni!
Where'd you go?
Here!
Here!
Over here!
Right here!
Oh, a coin with a Dogoo on it!
A Dogoo coin!
Mine has a Kupokitty!
This one's got a Kupocat!
Oh, it's Terits.
Ah, it's just a Tertis block.
Mine is Tesrit. Lame!
And this one's a Tesrit.
Those, please!
Lame!
Shouldn't Blanc be playing escort when CPUs from other countries are here?
I'll take some!
Honestly, I don't know what she's thinking.
Other nations' CPUs have come all the way, you know.
True, she does need to grow up a little.
Blanc should've come along.
I seriously don't understand what goes through her head.
Indeed. What she needs is a little maturity.
Like me.
Like me.
Come to think of it, Vert, what brings you to Low--
Oh yeah, why are you here—
Nep!
Zoinks!
This turtle is after my peaches!
This turtle's after my peaches!
No! Someone help!
Nooo!
Nep!
Someone help!
Rom, it's a Guardragon coin! That's a rare item!
Zoinks!
That's a Guardragon, too.
Look, Rom! It's a Guardragon coin!
Oh, and that one... They're all Guardragons!
A rare item!
But maybe we've got enough.
That one too.
I'll bring one home for Blanc, too.
Oh, and that one too!
What? She didn't even come with us!
They're all Guardragons!
I know, but...
But, uh, I think I've had enough.
Okay. Let's take a bunch, with some for Sis too.
Let's take some back for Sis.
Yeah!
Why bother?
Not like she bothered coming.
Yeah, but...
Fine.
Let's take a whole lot back for Sis.
Okay!
Yay!
Yay!
Lickie.
Lick!
Huh?
Huh?
What's wrong, Nepgear?
What's up, Nepgear?
I wonder where Rom and Ram went...
Where did Rom and Ram run off to?
They headed that way a minute ago.
I saw them go that way earlier.
Rom! Ram!
Rom?
Ram?
Ah-kekekekeke!
Rom! Ram!
Rom! Ram!
What are you doing to them?!
What's the meaning of this?!
Lickie!
Post-pubescent hags need not apply!
I'm only interested in little girls!
Looks like it went off without a hitch, Trick.
That went well, didn't it, sir?
Our delicious banquet of fun has only just begun!
The fun is just getting started!
Rom...
Rom...
Ram...!
Ram!
I understand, but Lady Blanc has instructed me not to let anyone in.
I'm extremely sorry.
Aw, but we're goddesses, too, so what's the big deal?
Blanc gave me specific orders not to allow anyone through.
Goddesses or not, I'm afraid...
What's the big deal? We're all buddy-buddy CPUs, right?
Please, at least let us apologize!
I can't. I'm sorry.
It was our fault Rom and Ram got kidnapped!
At least let us apologize!
Listen, we've already mobilized all the guards to search for them...
It's our fault Rom and Ram got kidnapped!
We know, but--
We've already mobilized the guard and sent them out to look for them.
Go home.
We know that!
All you do is cause trouble.
Leave.
Rom... Ram...
You guys are always causing trouble.
It's my fault...
Rom...
If I were only...
Ram...
a better...
It's all my fault.
sister...
I'm your sister...
I have to do something.
If only I'd been
I know, I'll use--
more responsible...
Ga-thunk, ga-thunk, ga-thunk!
I've gotta do something. Anything.
Oh, yeah. That—
Ga-thunk!
Found you!
Found you!
Who're you?
I'm Abnes!
Ally of little girls everywhere!
I'm the anchor of Abnes Channel, a super-hit web show.
Don't you recognize me?
Come now, let's get this broadcast started!
Broadcast?
Hello to all our viewers across the world!
This is Abnes, idol to little girls everywhere!
Today, we're here to visit Blanc, Lowee's little girl CPU!
Hey, knock it the hell off before I—
By the way, is it true that Rom and Ram, your little sisters, got kidnapped?
How'd you know?
It is true!
I'm so worried!
So, Blanc, how does it feel to have your precious little sisters snatched away from you?
Good heavens, that Blanc.
This is an emergency! Why does she have to keep up that stubborn facade?
Yeah, that's supposed to be your shtick, Noire.
Excuse me?!
Um, ladies...
In truth—
Sis, what's going on up there?
Well then, Blanc, are you saying it's all your fault your sisters got kidnapped?
Well...
Get a load of this!
The little girl CPU can't say anything at all in her own defense!
Little girls just aren't cut out to rule a nation, after all.
They should be living carefree lives full of fun and games!
Abnes Channel stands wholly opposed to little girls playing CPU!
Hey! What's going on here?!
Who are you?
Who are you?
I am Abnes. I fight for children!
I'm Neptune!
Huh?
Planeptune's CPU!
Sheesh, I'm the star reporter of the hit internet show "Abnes Channel"!
You're a CPU too?
Don't you recognize me?! Okay, time to start the live broadcast!
I guess you technically look old enough to be a teenager,
Live?
but your body's too underdeveloped!
Hi there, Gamindustri! It's Abnes, idol of all the world's children!
You're a little girl!
I'm here today with Lowee's little-girl CPU, Blanc!
Certified!
Listen, you bi--
Wha? Did I really just get certified as a little girl by an even littler girl?
Now, Blanc, are the rumors true? Have your little sisters been kidnapped?
Huh? In what way am I a little girl?
How did you know that?
It takes one to know one, you know!
So it is true! Abnes is so worried.
So that means you are a little girl!
So, how does it feel to have your beloved little sisters kidnapped?
You're the one who's calling people little girls left and right!
Honestly, that Blanc!
Did you just call me a little girl again?!
An emergency like this is no time to be pig-headed!
Hold it right there!
Yeah, Noire's the one with the patent on acting tough!
I'll let you off the hook for today,
Excuse me?!
little girl CPU!
Girls, the truth is--
Say what, pintsize?!
Neptune, what do you think that's about?
Yeah, get outta here, little girl!
In other words, your sisters' kidnapping is your fault, isn't it, Blanc?
Your face makes me wanna hurl!
I-I...
What in Gamindustri was that?
See this, kids? The little-girl CPU hasn't got a single excuse!
I wonder how they got in.
Being a goddess is just too much responsibility for little girls!
Little girls should play games and take life easy!
The Abnes Channel is firmly against little-girl goddesses!
Hey, whaddya think you're doing?!
Who do you think you are?
I'm Neptune! The goddess of Planeptune!
You're a goddess, too?
Well, you technically look old enough to be hitting puberty...
But your body's underdeveloped!
You're a little girl! I declare you a little girl!
What?! I just got little-girled by a girl littler than me!
I'm most certainly not a little girl! And it takes one to know one!
Which'd definitely make you the little girl, since you called me one first!
Oh, you said it again!
Wait right there!
I'll let you off with a warning today, little-girl goddess!
Oh yeah, little girl?! Bring it on, little girl! Poor widdle girlie!
For heaven's sake. What was that about?
I wonder how she snuck in here...
Blanc!
Blanc!
Hang in there, Blanc!
Pull yourself together!
I-I'll go get help!
I-I'll go get help!
What happened to her?
What's wrong?
Maybe the people of Lowee just watched that interview,
What if lots of Lowee's residents saw that broadcast just now?
and her Shares plummeted?
Maybe it caused her Shares to crash or something.
Oh! And when a CPU doesn't have enough Shares, she loses her power, right?
Oh, yeah. CPUs can't use much energy when their Share reserves are low.
I don't think Shares made her faint. She wouldn't feel the effects that fast.
I don't think this has anything to do with Shares.
Public opinion can't be swayed that quickly.
Then...
Then...
Ladies.
Ladies.
There is a way.
There's still something we can do.
We'll track down Rom and Ram.
I know how we can find Rom and Ram.
The truth is, Blanc and I have been working on a project.
Blanc and I were trying to put a certain plan into action.
I assume you know that there used to be a satellite service in Lowee?
You're aware Lowee used to offer a satellite imagery service, yes?
Hmm, I think it was called the "Basillaview"?
If I remember correctly, it was called Terra View, wasn't it?
The thing that ended around ten years ago, right?
The one that was closed down around a decade ago, right?
Yes. As it turns out, the satellites are still active,
Yes.
and they can relay images of the world's terrain.
That satellite's still functioning, actually.
However, they're low-resolution.
It can still take and send pictures of the surface.
Leanbox labs have developed software
They're pretty low-resolution, though.
to analyze the data and produce high-res images.
Leanbox's research institute developed software that could analyze the data
That's our Vert! Your people are so tech-savvy!
and produce images of a much higher resolution.
So I approached Blanc with an offer:
Wow. Your country's crazy advanced!
If Lowee will provide their image data, Leanbox will provide our software.
And so I made Blanc an offer.
What? But that gives the two of you a monopoly on all the world's information!
I said we'd let her have this software if she provided us with photographic data of Lowee.
Whoa, we'll be in trouble if people see too much of what we’re doing!
What?
No, we planned for everyone to share the data.
That means that you two would have data on the whole world to yourselves!
It was Blanc's suggestion.
Huh? Having you peeking at us all day would be no fun at all!
She said that since we've signed a friendship treaty,
No, we were thinking of sharing this information with everyone.
our four countries should use it equally.
It was Blanc's idea.
"We signed a treaty of friendship, so all four nations should have equal access."
Really?
Really?
So we were waiting for the right time to go public.
So we were looking for a good opportunity to announce it.
Like a surprise present--a nice touch, right?
A bit like a surprise present.
The analysis is complete.
Pretty nice, eh?
Now we know where the kidnapper fled--hmm?
Analysis complete.
This is...
Time to find out where the kidnapper's hiding.
Liiiickie lickie lickie!
Oh my.
Is this...
Lickety lickety lick...
No!
No!
Rom...?
Rom?
Sleepyhead girls FTW! Think it's okay if I lick 'em all over?
The little girls awaken! It's happening!
Lickie lickie lickie!
Can I lick you two all over?
Hey! How dare you do that to Rom? Stop it!
What do you think you're doing to Rom?!
Lickie lickie lickie!
Stop it!
No! Stop!
N-No!
CFW Trick, sir! I phoned in demanding our ransom!
Stop!
Whoa, what are you doing?
Trick!
Healing them, obviously. My saliva has healing effects!
I called them and delivered our ransom demands.
I-I see...
Wait, what are you doing?!
Who'd have guessed they were hiding in an under-construction attraction?
Healing them, of course!
Okay, time to break in and kick butt!
My saliva is a miraculous panacea that cures any ill!
One moment.
Th-That so?
Nep?
I'll have you two feeling better lickety-split!
Priority number one in this sort of situation is securing the hostages.
Who would've thought they'd be hiding within a ride that was under construction?
No, stop it! I said stop it!
All right, time to crash this party!
Please, no more!
Hold on.
That's quite enough of that!
What's up?
In situations like these, you need to make sure the hostages are safe first.
No!
Stop!
Let us go!
That's quite enough!
Sis?
Sis?
Another little girl?
Who's that? Another delicious young morsel?
Vert!
Vert!
Release those girls.
Let those girls go.
I shall take their place!
I'll take their place!
Say what? I'm a gentleman, and I only deal with little girls,
Huh?
and I don't care about big breasts or whatever.
I'm a gentleman, you know.
What's wrong with large breasts?
I only like little girls.
They're just doomed to sag.
I've no interest in those cancerous growths on your chest.
I do believe you've made me angry.
Wh-What's wrong with being well-endowed?
You're a CPU?!
All I can see is how much they'll sag one day.
Green Heart, transformation complete.
Looks like you've managed to anger me.
Oh, crap! Ransom money: no longer my biggest problem.
Y-You're a CPU?!
Your wimpy attacks won't work on me!
Green Heart,
I wouldn't be too sure.
transformation complete.
Taste this spear of the maelstrom!
Oh, shit!
Screw the ransom, our lives are in danger here!
Kekekeke! Did you seriously think you had me licked?
We'll see about that.
Have a taste of this Drill Lance!