Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2002) - S03E01 - NF vs Commie

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Commie
Wonderful not to have any noise.
Wonderful not to have any noise.
If only it would stay like this forever.
If only it would stay like this forever.
Batou, you get the special gear I requested?
Batou, you get the special gear I requested?
Everything you asked for, Major!
Everything you asked for, Major!
This ain't for cyborgs!
This ain't for cyborgs!
This is the real deal! Bona fide beer, no funny stuff added!
This is the real deal! Bona fide beer, no funny stuff added!
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Ishikawa, are you telling me that chick is your squad leader?
Ishikawa, are you telling me that chick is your squad leader?
Hang on.
Hang on.
If she's full-prosthetic, she could be as strong as a gorilla!
If that's a full-prosthetic body, how do I know that's not a gorilla-dude on the inside?
You might be half right there.
You might be half-right there.
And which half might that be, Ishikawa?
And which half might that be, Ishikawa?
I think our young, beautiful squad leader overheard us!
Oops, I think our young, beautiful squad leader overheard us!
When did I get hacked?
When did I get hacked?!
You're the new guy? What's your name?
You're the new guy? What's your name?
Standard, but you can call me Stan! Nice to meet you, boss lady!
Standard, but you can call me Stan! Nice to meet you, boss lady!
Saito, what's your take on this guy?
Saito, what's your take on this guy?
Well, I guess his name says it all.
Well, I guess his name says it all.
Like hell it does! I'm as deluxe a standard as it gets!
Like hell it does! I'm as deluxe a standard as it gets!
Hate to break it to you, but you're a clown.
Hate to break it to you, but you're a clown.
Clown?
Clown?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Okay, your call sign starting today is Clown.
Okay, your call sign starting today is Clown.
Why's it gotta be Clown?
Why's it gotta be Clown?
It means you're the coolest.
It means you're the coolest.
Then why are you jerks laughing?
Then why are you jerks laughing?
-Clown! -Major?
Clown!
Major, what's the plan? Is that briefing barbecue still on?
Major, what's the plan? Is that briefing barbecue still on?
Looks like our barbecue inPalm Springs is canceled.
Looks like our barbecue in Palm Springs is canceled.
Who the hell are these guys? Nomads?
Who the hell are these guys? Nomads?
I'll brief you on today's mission while wesmack them down.
I'll brief you on today's mission while we smack them down.
Shit, all this beer is gonna get warm now.
Shit, all this beer's gonna get warm now.
Prepare for a brain dive.
Prepare for a brain dive.
Major, you had a beer without us, didn't you?
Major, you had a beer without us, didn't you?
Won't we get hacked if we go wireless? We can talk normally given the distance.
Won't we get hacked if we go wireless? We can talk normally given the distance.
I don't use bargain-bin tech like yours.
I don't use bargain-bin tech like yours.
This is a seek-and-destroy op.
This is a seek-and-destroy op. Our target is the hideout of a group of plunderers planning a major raid on Gated Town.
Our target is the hideout of a group of plunderers planning
a major raid on Gated Town.
So no pulling punches?
So no pulling punches?
Right.
We're going to capture as many of them alive as possible.
We're going to capture as many of them alive as possible.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Those are our orders.
Those are our orders.
Seems the police have some questions for them.
Seems the police have some questions for them.
-Ishikawa, take the wheel. -Got it.
Ishikawa, take the wheel.
Got it.
Major!
Major!
Comin' over!
Comin' over!
They're probably here to take part in the raid.
They're probably here to take part in the raid.
Sustainable war victims strutting about as if they're the aggressors?
Sustainable war victims strutting about as if they're the aggressors?
The more the merrier in the sustainable war game!
The more the merrier in the sustainable war game!
Batou is always so happy-go-lucky.
Batou is always so happy-go-lucky.
Mr. Ishikawa, I wanna join the others and feel the wind on my body as I fight.
Mr. Ishikawa, I wanna join the others and feel the wind on my body as I fight.
Me too!
Me too!
Not so fast. You're overloaded with gear.
Not so fast.
You're overloaded with gear.
Fight now and you'll drain your batteries before the main event.
Fight now and you'll drain your batteries before the main event.
The only one of us fit to fight right now is me!
The only one of us fit to fight right now is me!
Get going, then.
Get going, then.
But don't forget your real role as our protective outfits.
But don't forget your real role as our protective outfits.
Roger!
Roger!
Tachikoma, cover Ishikawa!
Tachikoma, cover Ishikawa!
Batou!
Batou!
That's more like it!
That's more like it!
Time for some war gaming!
Time for some war gaming!
Ishikawa, the one on the right.
Ishikawa, the one on the right.
No, your other right!
No, your other right!
They're screwing with me.
They're screwing with me.
-What was that? -You're a lousy shot.
What was that?
-Boo! -Shut up, you two!
You're a lousy shot.
Boo!
Shut up, you two!
C'mon, Mr. Ishikawa, let us deploy too!
C'mon, Mr. Ishikawa, let us deploy too!
Can't right now! Sit tight!
Can't right now! Sit tight!
Tachikoma, do it!
Tachikoma, do it!
Roger.
Roger.
You got your role here down pat.
You got your role here down pat.
Hey, dumbasses!
Hey, dumbasses!
Learn to shoot straight before you join a gun battle.
Learn to shoot straight before you join a gun battle.
Hey, wasn't I amazing?
Hey, wasn't I amazing?
Yeah, you did pretty good.
Yeah, you did pretty good.
Then how about petting me?
Then how about petting me?
All right, fine.
All right, fine.
Die, you one-percenter lapdog!
Die, you one-percenter lapdog!
Huh?
Huh?
Don't delude yourselves.
Don't delude yourselves.
Sustainable war is a game of chicken between major nations.
Sustainable war is a game of chicken between major nations.
Politicians who stink at negotiating
Politicians who stink at negotiating and amateurs who don't know how the game is played
and amateurs who don't know how the game is played
get swept in and spit out by the war machine.
get swept in and spit out by the war machine.
Fine with me.
Fine with me.
If somebody wants to die, let's help 'em along.
If somebody wants to die, let's help 'em along.
I'd love it if I could make a living going 'round the world playing war like this.
I'd love it if I could make a living going 'round the world playing war like this.
I don't want to end my military career either.
I don't want to end my military career either.
Go back the way you came!
Go back the way you came!
Even if you've nowhere to call home, you still have your lives.
Even if you don't have anywhere to call home, you still have your lives.
Makes my eyeballs ache.
Makes my eyeballs ache.
So, this is the real world?
So, this is the real world?
Togusa here. I'm at the specified address.
Togusa here. I'm at the specified address.
Perfect timing.
Perfect timing.
The target's still entirely focused on his virtual currency server attack.
The target's still entirely focused on his virtual currency server attack.
An illegal immigrant?
An illegal immigrant?
Most likely,but he doesn't seem to be in with those other guys.
Most likely, but he doesn't seem to be in with those other guys.
You going in alone?
You going in alone?
I'd let the local police take him in if I were you.
I'd let the local police take him in if I were you.
Relax, this isn't my first rodeo.
Relax, this isn't my first rodeo.
Oh, right. You used to be a detective.
Oh, right. You used to be a detective.
Send a message to his terminal saying, "I'm coming to get you."
Send a message to his terminal saying, "I'll go catch you now."
Won't he make a scene?
Won't he make a scene?