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Netflix Komi Can't Communicate - S02E02
[ION] Komi Can't Communicate - S02E02
MISSION 48\N"IT'S JUST A TYPHOON."
When a person
When a person
has extreme social anxiety,
has extreme social anxiety,
they struggle to communicate with others.
they struggle to communicate with others.
Bear in mind…
Bear in mind…
POMPH!
they only struggle to form connections.
they only struggle to form connections.
-It doesn't mean that they don't want to.\N-BAM
It doesn't mean that they don't want to.
A large typhoon is approaching\NHonshu Island.
A large typhoon is approaching Honshu Island
There is a storm warning in effect.
and a storm warning has been issued.
Shoko, your teacher called.
Shoko, your teacher called.
There's a storm warning,\Nso you're to wait at home.
There's a storm warning, so you're to stay at home.
NO SCHOOL!
Girls her age are so complicated.
HAPPY BUT CONFLICTED ABOUT THE DAY OFF
Oh my, the power's out.
Girls this age are so complicated.
KOMI FINDS BAD WEATHER EXCITING.
Oh! The power's out.
Shoko, are you alright?
Shoko, are you alright?
-FROZEN WITH FEAR\N-Poor girl. Come here.
Poor girl. Come here.
TREMBLE
It's pretty loud, isn't it?
It was so loud!
Ah, I'll go take a look at the breaker with Shosuke.
I'll go look at the breaker with Shosuke.
You sit tight.
You wait here.
-RING\N-STARTLE
HITOHITO TADANO
Hello, Komi? Are you at home?
Hello, Komi? Are you at home?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh good.\NI was worried you'd gone to school.
Ah, that's reassuring. \NI was worried you'd gone to school.
It looks like your neighborhood\Nis having a power outage.
I heard there's a power outage in your area.
Is everything okay?
Is everything okay?
Um…th-the power's out.
Um… Th-The power's out.
I-It's fine.
But I'm fine.
Huh? That doesn't sound fine to me.
Huh? That doesn't sound fine to me.
-TODAY'S WEATHER\N-RUMBLE CRASH
K-Komi, are you alright?
BANG CRASH RUMBLE
Y-Y-Yes. I-I'm okay.
Komi, are you alright?
I-I'm okay.
She doesn't seem okay.
She doesn't seem okay.
Um.
U-Um.
Yes?
Yes?
Could we…
Could you…
talk… a little more?
stay on the phone with me… a little longer?
Of course.
Of course.
It has been getting colder outside,\Nhasn't it?
It's been getting colder out, hasn't it?
Yes.
Yes.
Try not to catch a cold, okay?
Try not to catch a cold, okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, by the way.
Oh, by the way.
It looks like the storm will be over by\Nafternoon, so we'll probably have school.
It looks like the storm will pass soon,\N so we'll probably have school.
Yes.
Okay.
Ren Yamai was melancholic.
Ren Yamai was melancholic.
That day, the typhoon passed\Nand there was school from the afternoon.
That day, the typhoon passed\Nand classes resumed in the afternoon.
But that's not why.
But that wasn't the reason.
She was thinking…
She was thinking:
Isn't there some way\NI could see Komi's panties?
Isn't there some way to get a glimpse of Komi's panties?
What is she saying?
What on Earth is she saying?
She couldn't see Komi's panties,
She couldn't see Komi's panties,
which made her fully melancholic.
which made her fully melancholic.
Komi…
Komi…
Wherefore art thou Komi?
Wherefore art thou Komi?
As if to rouse my heart,
As if to rouse my heart, she is clad in blue, flaunting tights of inky black.
she is clad in blue,\Nflaunting tights of inky black.
Of course I want to see her panties through her leggings!
Of course I want to see her panties\Nthrough her tights!
There has to be...
Must… find a way.
There has to be some way to sneak \Na glance at Komi's panties—
Find a way to see Komi's panties.\NIsn't there something…
Oh.
Oh.
DING!
Eureka!
Eureka!
I can tell she's up to no good…
I can tell she's up to no good…
-Yeah, and then…\N-Komi!
Yeah, and then…\N
Komi!
There's a huge puddle in the schoolyard!
There's a huge puddle in the schoolyard!
Let's go see it!
Let's go see it!
A puddle?
A puddle?
Surely she won't fall for…
Surely she won't fall for—
-NOD\N-She fell for it!
She fell for it!
Woo! Yay!
Woo! Yay!
The stage is set.
The stage is set.
Puddles around the schoolyard.
There are puddles all around the schoolyard \Nmeaning Komi's panties will show in the reflection—
They'll reflect Komi's panties…
It's the perfect plan!
It's the perfect strategy!
Sweet Komi,
Oh, Komi.
what sort of panties are you hiding from me?
What sort of panties will you show me?
Should I stop her?
Should I stop her?
Woo! Yay!
Woo! Yay!
Najimi?
Hey, Najimi.
Could you come over here?
Could you come over here for a sec?
Najimi! Run!
Najimi, run!
Oh, there's wind!
Oh, that's right. I can use the wind!
Blow wind blow!
Blow wind, blow!
Blow to reveal Komi's panties!
Lift up Komi's skirt and reveal the treasure within!
Whoa! Oh no!
Whoa! Oh no!
Not hers!
Not hers!
I'm left with no other choice!
I'm left with no other choice!
Oops! I fell!
Oops! I fell!
MUD
Eeeeeh?!
She's blessed! Blessed by god!
She's blessed! She must be blessed by God!
Hey, there's a rainbow!
Hey look, there's a rainbow!
Who cares about a stupid rainbow!
Who cares about a stupid rainbow?
I just want to see Komi's panties!
I just want to see Komi's panties—
Who cares about panties!
Catching a peek? That stuff's behind me...
Ren Yamai. Purification complete.
Yamai Ren's purification: Complete.
What was that?
What just happened?
-TWO DAYS LATER\N-AH, I WANT TO SEE KOMI'S PANTIES
HOW… WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?
MISSION 49\N"IT'S JUST A FANTASY."
Of all the girls in our class…
Of all the girls in our class…
-Who would you date?\N-SHIGEO CHIARAI
Who would you date?
-MONO SHINOBINO\N-TAISEI SONODA
Let's discuss this in detail.
Let's discuss it in detail.
What are these guys up to?
-What are they up to?\N-HITOHITO TADANO
A scene started...
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NNAJIMI VERSION
That ride was wild!
Something started!
That was wild.
We rode so many attractions!
We rode so many attractions!
I'm pretty tired.
I'm pretty spent.
Let's take a break.
Let's take a break then.
We can get some ice cream.
We can get some ice cream.
Wow, this flavor is great!
Wow, this flavor's actually really good!
Gotcha!
Caught you off guard!
Don't let your guard down so much!
Gotta stay on your toes!
Let's go on that ride next!
Let's go on that ride next!
Whoa, you want to keep at it?
Woah dude, you want to keep at it?
It would be fun,\Nlike hanging out with a buddy..
Sounds fun, it'd be like hanging out with a good buddy.
Dabbing ice cream on your nose.\NThat's a high score.
Bonus points for getting a little ice cream on their nose.
So that's how they decide!
Oh, so that's how they decide.
-AGARI VERSION\N-It started again!
They're going again!
She's still not here…
She's still not here…
I-I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I was deciding what to wear,\Nand ran behind schedule.
I lost track of the time deciding what I should wear.
Did you wait long?
Did I make you wait long?
No, not long. I just got here.
No, not at all. I just got here myself.
Oh good.
That's a relief.
You're wearing such a bold outfit today.
You're wearing such a bold outfit today.
Oh! That's, uh…
Oh! Well, uh…
If it's you, I thought it'd be okay…
I thought it'd be okay, if it's with you...
What's okay?! Okay to do what?
What's okay?! Okay to do what?
You mean her boobs?
It's okay to look at them?
They're the worst.
They're the worst.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NYAMAI VERSION
Hey, cheer up already, alright?
Hey, cheer up already, alright?
Maybe the food wasn't great, but still.
Maybe the food wasn't the best, but still.
Close your mouth.
Close your mouth.
You've got poor taste.\NThat's why this happened.
You've got poor taste. That's why this happened.
I said I was sorry.
I said I was sorry.
Oh yeah. Here.
Oh yeah. Here.
It's been a month, right?
It's been a month, hasn't it?
For our anniversary.
For our anniversary.
What is this? They're awful!
Seriously? These are seriously so lame.
You really have no taste.
Y-You really do have no taste.
Let's go already! Ugh.
Ugh. Let's just get out of here already.
As she says it, the new earrings\Nglitter on her ears.
As she says it, the new earrings glitter on her ears.
Thank you so much!
Thanks for the mental image!
These guys.
These guys clearly don't know the real Yamai.
They don't know Yamai's true self!
No, not there. Get that chest over there, to the right.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NNAKANAKA VERSION
Oh, not there.\NThere's a chest up to the right.
To the right?
To the right?
I told you, not there.\NGive me that. I'll get it.
I told you, not there. Give me that. I'll get it.
Wow! You got it!
Wow, you made that look easy!
Don't you know it!
Told you I'd get it.
And then we'd play the game together.
And then we'd play the game together.
Wow. So cute.
Wow. So cute.
What is this feeling?
What is this feeling?
That chill vibe. It's exquisite.
That chill vibe. It's exquisite.
That would be pretty nice.
That does sound pretty nice.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NINAKA VERSION
My name is Shinobino.
My name is Shinobino.
I'm a houseboy for a great teacher\Nin the countryside.
I'm a houseboy for a great teacher in the countryside.
-A monologue?\N-Hey!
A monologue?
I've harvested lots of\Nvegetables again this year!
Hey! Over here!
I've harvested lotsa veggies again this year!
This is Inaka.
This is Inaka.
She's the daughter of\Nthe family next door.
She's the daughter of the family next door.
Shinobino. Go on, try one!
Ya wanna give one a try?
Alright. Just one.
Alright. Just one.
You like it?
Delicious, right?
I love to watch her from afar.
I love to watch her from afar.
That's why I take the long way home.
That's why I take the long way home.
How sophisticated!
How sophisticated!
The way Inaka is from the country\Nbut thinks she's hiding it.
The way Inaka is a country girl\Nbut thinks she's hiding it. It's so adorable.
It's so cute.
Oh, they noticed.
Oh, they noticed.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NMAKERU VERSION
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ooh. It's cold.
Ooh. It's freezing.
Let's hurry home and eat something warm.
Let's hurry home and eat something warm.
Oh. Yes.
That sounds nice.
I'll race you home!
In that case, I'll race you home!
No fair!
No fair!
Yay! I won!
Yay! I won!
Huh? Wow, that's awesome.
Wait, that's actually amazing.
Chiarai, you like Makeru don't you!
Chiarai, you like Makeru don't you?
Yadano's really cute?!
Yadano is actually cute?
And now for the pièce de résistance. Komi.
Finally, it's time for the pièce de résistance. Komi.
You wanna do it?
Are we ready?
I'll make a perfect episode.
Let's make a perfect episode.
Their game has changed?
The rules have changed?
5 MINUTES LATER
This is tough.
This is tough.
I can't imagine it.
I can't come up with anything.
10 MINUTES LATER
Being alone with Komi?
Being alone with Komi?
It's just not possible!
It's just not possible!
I'm woefully unworthy!
I'm woefully unworthy!
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NKOMI VERSION
That was delicious!
That was delicious!
I'll do the dishes.
I'll do the dishes.
We can decide using\Nrock, paper, scissors then.
We can decide using rock, paper, scissors then.
Rock, paper…
Rock, paper—
Oh, Komi. You can rest.
Oh, Komi, you don't have to—
Uh… Thank you.
Uh… Thank you.
-Whoa!\N-HOW CAN I IMAGINE THAT!
That scared me!
That scared me!
Why's he screaming?
Why is he screaming?
Is he alright?
Is he alright?
MISSION 50\N"IT'S JUST A CAT CAFE."
All the cute kitties are here. \NThis is the cat café special!
All the cute kitties are here!
Today we'll look at some of the cat cafés trending right meow.
We're featuring cat cafes!
Uh, a cat café?
Today we look at some trendy cat cafes!
I SAW IT ON A NEWS PROGRAM
Wow, a cat cafe?
Hm.
Hm.
-COME WITH ME?\N-Sorry I can't.
Nah, sorry I can't.
Quick response!
Quick response!
Oh, yeah. You have a cat allergy.
Oh, right. You have a cat allergy.
Yeah, I do.
Unfortunately, yeah.
I wish I could kiss\Nthose cute kitties though.
I wish I could give those cute kitties a big smooch though.
Ew.
Ew.
-See ya!\N-WHAT ABOUT YOU?
See ya!
Huh? Me?
Huh? Me?
Yea…
Sure—
Ah.
Ah.
Oh, sorry. I already have plans.
Oh, sorry. I totally forgot that I already have plans.
Why don't you invite someone else?
Why don't you try inviting \Nsomeone else? How about Onemine?
How about Onemine?
You called?
-You called?\N-She came!
She came!
Try inviting her!
Try inviting her!
CAT CA…
Sure.
Sure!
Dependable Onemine!
Dependable Onemine!
Welcome!
Welcome!
Ta-da! I came too!
Ta-da! I came too!
We did come together, so I knew that.
Well, we did walk here together.
Good kitty.
Good kitty.
Hm? Who's this?
Hmm? Who's this?
KOMI GOES INTO SHOCK\NFROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD
Wow, it's my first time here. \NThey really let the cats roam free.
STARTLE
Wow, it's my first time here.
They really let the cats roam free.
That one's sleeping.
That one's sleeping.
Wow, they're all so tame.
Wow, they're all so tame. So friendly!
So friendly!
-NONE OF THE CATS APPROACH KOMI\N-SILENCE
Kaede, did the cats come to you?
Kaede, did the cats come to you?
-So many!\N-There, there. You're such good kitties!
So many!
K-Kaede? Kaede!
There, there. You're all such good kitties!
-VERY JEALOUS\N-EXHALE
Kaede? Kaede!
I've never seen that face before.
I've never seen that face before.
Komi, look! That cat is sleeping.
Komi, look! That cat is sleeping. \NWhy don't you try petting it?
Try petting it!
If it's asleep, it won't run away.
If it's asleep, it won't run away.
LOITER
Socially awkward with cats too!
-Socially awkward with cats too!\N-IT'S SLEEPING. I MIGHT BOTHER IT.
CHOCOLAT (FEMALE)
My name is Chocolat.
My name is Chocolat.
I'm the boss of this cat cafe.
I'm the boss of this cat café.
Once again today,\Nthe cafe is full of idiotic people.
Once again today, the café is full of idiotic humans
First, let me say this.
First, let me say this.
I hate being touched by people.
I hate being touched by humans.
Humans don't think about cats' feelings\Nand just force themselves on us.
They don't think about cats' feelings\Nand just force themselves on us.
-My freshly groomed coat gets ru--\N-Boss!
My freshly groomed coat gets ru—
There's a scary human--
Boss!
There's a scary human—
Don't interrupt when I'm talking!
Don't interrupt when I'm talking!
SILVER VINE
So what is it?
So what is it?
There's a scary human here.
There's a scary human here. I don't know\N what she's thinking and her aura is scary!
I don't know what she's thinking.
What do you mean, aura? Which one is it?
Her aura is scary!
What do you mean, aura?
Which one is it?
Uh…
Uh…
That's her! With long, black hair.
That's her! With the long, black hair.
She's just a regular human.
She's just a regular human—
BLACK CAT!
Th-There certainly is something unknowable about her.
LOVES BLACK CATS
There's certainly something\Nunknowable about her.
Let's keep an eye on her for now.
Let's keep an eye on her for now.
Look at that. She can't touch us at all.
Look at that. She can't touch us at all.
Did you want a companion that badly?\NPitiful human.
Did you want a companion that badly? Pitiful human.
Heh. Serves you right.
Heh. Serves you right.
Humans are such a pain.
Humans are such a pain.
Huh? Boss? Where are you going?
Huh? Boss? Where are you going?
Boss! Boss!
Boss! Boss!
Boss. Are you serious?
Boss, are you serious?
Are you going to her? To that female…
You're really going to let that girl...
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
Chocolat never approaches people.
Chocolat never approaches people.
Meow.
Meow.
AWW
What an adorable black cat!
What an adorable black cat!
Yeah!
Yeah!
FROM ONEMINE
I should have gone.
I should have gone.
He wanted Komi to practice\Ninviting other people.
Tadano wanted Komi to practice inviting other people,
So Tadano stayed home\Neven though he didn't have plans.
so he refused despite not having any plans.
Total letdown.
Total letdown.
HE SPENT THREE DAYS\NTHINKING ABOUT MAKING IT HIS LOCKSCREEN
Komi, um...
MISSION 51\N"IT'S JUST THE 'I LOVE YOU GAME'."
It's... well...
Komi, um.
Hey...
It's, uh.
Hey.
I love you.
I love you.
What is the "I Love You Game"?
Here are the rules of the "I Love You Game."
Say "I love you."
Say "I love you."
If the other person reacts\Nby smiling or blushing, you win.
If the other person reacts by smiling or blushing, you win.
You can phrase it how you like.
You can phrase it how you like and create a specific situation.
-And create a specific situation.\N-I love you.
I love you.
Anyhow, if you blush you lose.
But if you get embarrassed and smirk or blush, you lose.
LOSE
Komi was lured into this game by Yamai.
Komi was lured into this game by Yamai.
Oh Komi, you're so tough!
Komi, you're so good at this game.
Yeah but I just wanted\Nto tell Komi I love her.
To be honest, I just wanted to tell Komi I love her.
I don't care if I win or lose.
I don't care if I win or lose as long as \NI get to tell Komi how I feel.
As long as I can tell Komi I love her.
Alright, it's your turn. Now say it to me.
Alright, it's your turn. Now say it to me.
Here it comes! I've been waiting for this!
Here it comes! I can legally hear Komi say she\N loves me. I've been waiting so long for this.
I can legally hear Komi say she loves me.
Alright, how are you going to say it to me, Komi?
I've been waiting!
Alright, what are you going to\Nsay to me, Komi?
What? "I?"
What? "I?"
Hey, c'mon. Try saying it, Komi.
Hey, c'mon. Give it a go, Komi.
"I?" "I love?"
"I?" "I love?"
"I love y…"
"I love y—"
She started grinning before Komi began,\Nso she lost.
She started grinning before Komi began, so she lost.
Let's go again!
Let's go again!
What? What are you doing?
Hey-Hey! What're you guys up to?
Just when it was getting good!
Just when it was getting good!
Hm? We're not doing anything.
Hm? We're not doing anything, really.
Right, Komi?
Isn't that right, Komi?
Really?
Really?
Yes, really!
Yes, really!
Playing hide and seek by yourself\Nwould be way more fun.
Playing hide and seek by yourself would be way more fun.
Go try it!
Go try it!
Oh, by the way, Komi.
Oh, by the way, Komi.
I love you.
I've fallen for you.
Trickster!
Trickster!
You did a spit-take didn't you?
You did a spit-take didn't you?
I win!
I win!
DENIES
Alright, Tadano, you judge.
Alright, Tadano, you judge!
Me?
Me?
IT WAS SO SUDDEN SHE DID A SPIT-TAKE
No blush so she's safe.
No blush so she's safe.
-Playing favorites!\N-KOMI HAS BEGUN TO ENJOY THIS GAME
Playing favorites!
I love you!
I l-o-v-e you!
I love you.
I'm in love with you.
Komi's so tough!
Komi's unbeatable!
It has come to this.\NTime for the big guns.
So it's come to this. Time to bring out the big guns.
Tadano, come on!
Tadano, come on!
Me?
You want me to say it?
No no no! That would be… you know!
No no no! That would be… You know!
-What's with the pause?\N-NOD
What's with the pause?
There's nothing to be embarrassed about!\NIt's just a game!
There's nothing to be embarrassed\N about. It's just a game, right?
If you protest, you look suspicious!
If you hesitate so much it seems like you're for real!
-There's no escape!\N-TADANO, YOU GET IT DON'T YOU?
There's no escape!
Outsmarted again by their cunning tactics!
Outsmarted again by such cunning tactics. \NThat antenna-looking onion-head!
-Antenna-looking onion-head!\N-ANTENNA-LOOKING ONION-HEAD
Hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry!
It's a game. Just a game!
I-It's a game. Just a game!
I don't have to be shy.\NJust pretend it's a joke.
I don't have to be shy. Just pretend it's a joke.
Alright!
Alright!
-I…\N-You lose!
I lo—
You lose!
Hang on. The person speaking can't smile?
Hang on. The person speaking can't smile?
Of course not!\NIt's embarrassing to say it after all.
Of course not. It's embarrassing to say it after all.
Oh, right. I guess so.
Oh, right. I guess so.
-I LOVE YOU GAME OVER\N-Here's some trivia you can use!
Here's some useful trivia!
-Komi reacted less than I thought.\N-Wombats poop cubes.
Komi reacted less than I thought.
I guess it wouldn't\Nmean anything to her if I said it.
Wombats poop in the shape of cubes.
-Can't use that!\N-Can too!
What? That's so useless.
I guess I worried for nothing.
What do you mean? It's totally useful.
-Can't use it.\N-Sure you can!
I guess it wouldn't mean anything to her if I said it.
Useless.
No it's not.
Useless.
Useful.
Useless.
Totally useful.
Guess I worried for nothing.
Useless
Useful—
Oh, going to the restroom?
Oh, going to the restroom?
-Don't fall in!\N-Oh, me too!
Don't fall in!
Oh, me too!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go. Let go of me!
"I'm glad they stopped him."
Two contesting feelings bubbled in Komi's heart:
and,
"I'm glad they stopped him." and "I wish he had said it."
"I wish he had said it."\Nwere the two feelings in Komi's heart.
BONUS SCENE
Welcome!
Welcome!
Chocolat also stamped her paw\Nin Komi's Book of Friends.
Chocolat also stamped her paw in Komi's Book of Friends.
85 left to go meow.
Meow there's 85 left to go.
Subtitle translation by: Claire Tanaka