Dirty Pair (1985) - S01E12 - JPSDR vs sxales

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JPSDR (YuriM)
sxales (Exiled-Destiny)


Code number clear.
Code number confirmed.
Please reroute to gate five.
Please reroute to Gate 5.
What?! We're the Lovely Angels!
What are you talking about? We're the Lovely Angels.
Open this gate!
Hurry up and open the gate.
Gate access denied. Please use gate five.
This gate is currently closed.
If you don't open this gate right now, I'll show you some denial!
Please use Gate 5.
Kei, I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Look, you're really starting to piss me off.
I dunno what's going on, but we should keep moving.
You wanna get scrapped?
Hmph! Stupid machine!
Kei, you might not want to do that.
Just calm down!
I'm not sure what's going on, but let's go.
This is an emergency situation. Everyone is being rerouted to gate five.
Stupid machine...
Emergency?! What kind of emergency?
Just calm down.
Research and development has a situation.
There's an emergency situation, so everyone is getting rerouted to Gate 5.
Top secret information about a high-level security system, codenamed Algernon, has been leaked.
What kind of an emergency?
So you called us in!
Well, the Research and Development Division has been working on...
Correct.
...a new type of security system called Algernon,
Fortunately, we detected the data theft early enough to seal off the entire building.
and its classified data has been stolen.
The thief is still on the premises.
That's why you called us back?
Hmph! This ``Algernon'' doesn't sound like such a prize!
Exactly.
Yeah... so ``secure'' it can't even protect itself!
Fortunately, we discovered the theft early enough to seal off all the buildings...
Okay, okay, that's enough!
...before the culprit could escape.
The head of R&D personally requested that you two investigate this matter.
A break-in where they're making the security system?
Chief Fangoria actually asked for us?!
So much for tight security.
Do we have any leads on the culprit?
Enough with the sarcasm.
No, the only thing we know is that the stolen information is still within the WWWA building.
The head of the Research and Development Division specifically requested you two...
So what do you think?
...to solve this matter.
That old woman will be a real nuisance if we don't...
Eh? Chief Fangoria did?
So what about our request?
So do we have an idea who the culprit is?
Yeah... We were doing real well with some hunks!
We don't.
Don't worry, you'll get special compensation.
What we do know is that the classified data hasn't been taken...
As well as a special extra week of vacation!
...out of the 3WA building yet.
I never agreed to that!
What do you think?
Oh? Is that so?
That old woman can be real scary when she doesn't get her way.
Shall we go home, Kei?
Will you approve what we've been discussing then?
Yes, I think we should, Yuri.
We were making friends with some gorgeous hunks when you called us back, you know.
W-wait!
I get your point. You'll get a special bonus.
And a special extra week of vacation, right?
I never agreed to that.
Oh, is that so?
Let's go home, shall we?
Yes, lets.
W-Wait!
Special vacation?
Special vacation?
One week?
One week?
All right, All right!
F-Fine.
I'll accept your terms!
I'll make a special exception.
Yeah!
All right! Now that that's settled, let's wrap this up quickly.
Let's get this wrapped up quick!!
Yeah.
Since we know the thief's still in the building...
We know the culprit is inside the building.
... this should be a cinch!!
This will be a piece of cake.
It-it's the Dirty Pair!
Th-The Dirty Pair!
We're doomed.
The headquarters is doomed!
The headquarters is doomed!
They should evacuate the building!
I'd better go home and evacuate.
I sent over the Dirty Pair.. as you requested.
I sent the Dirty Pair your way.
Are you sure about this?
Are you really sure about this?
I told you already...
How many times do I have to tell you?
... no one but those two could handle the job.
They're the only ones who can do this job.
But the headquarters building!
I'm more concerned about the safety of our headquarters.
My department won't take responsibility!
I won't be held responsible for any of this.
This one is on my shoulders.
I'll take full responsibility.
Don't worry...
It won't affect you.
... I'll keep a sharp eye on them at all times.
I'll keep a close eye on them, so you have nothing to worry about.
Episode #12 The little dictator
The Little Dictator! Let Sleeping Top Secrets Lie
Episode #12 The little dictator
Does all this junk really sell?
You think they actually sell this junk?
Slap a 3WA label on it and they sell like hotcakes, apparently.
I hear that as long as it's got the WWWA label, it's a hot property.
Seriously, I can't imagine what people are thinking when they make this stuff.
What was going through the minds of the people who made this stuff?
What's this?
I wonder what this is?
People can't help but touch the peculiar ring that's hanging in the middle of the room.
When one sees a ring on a leather strap, one can't help but touch it...
So, how do you like our human trap that utilizes that basic instinct?
Just a new ``man-trap'' we've devised, using that basic human reaction.
This isn't funny, Chief!
Please, Chief! Cut it out! It's not funny!
Blame yourself for falling for it.
You're the one who fell for it!
That's what you get for calling our products junk.
Still think our products are junk?
What a witch.
Got, I hate her.
Tell me about it.
No kidding...
Just so you know, I have excellent hearing,
I have a very keen ear, so watch those tongues.
so watch what you say.
Yes, ma'am, we understand.
Yes, Ma'am. We understand. Yes, Ma'am. We understand.
You there! Stop!
Stop right there!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Doctor!!
Professor?
Fangoria!
Fangoria! It's terrible!
Lice number one has escaped!
Lice Mk. 1 has escaped!
Let go of me!
Let go of me!
Hey! Don't move!
You fool! Don't move!
If you move, you'll become an idiot!
Move and you'll become an idiot!
Hold still, and be quiet!
Calm down!
Kei, don't just stand there!
Kei, do something!
Don't come any closer!
Be quiet!
Uh... All right.
Stay away!
Now hold very still.
Ah, right...
What?
Hold still.
Whew! That was close!
A flea?
Your head could have been emptied...
That was close.
One second more and you would have turned into a complete bimbo.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
If lice number one had bitten you, all of you brain cells would have been destroyed.
Your brain cells get completely destroyed if you get bit by Lice Mk. 1.
Could the data theft have been an inside job?
Could it have been an inside job?
My department has only trustworthy employees!
All of my staff are trustworthy.
I dunno... You seem to have one strangle doctor hanging around.
That's not too convincing when you have a weirdo professor like him hanging around.
Fine, fine. I don't really care who the culprit is!
It doesn't matter who the culprit is.
All we want is to get Algernon back!
All we care about is getting Algernon back.
So, chief... Just what kind of security system is Algernon?
So Chief, this "Algernon"...
That's on a need-to-know basis... And you don't!
What kind of security system is it?
How are we supposed to find something if we don't know what it is?!
That's none of your concern!
How are we supposed to find it if you don't tell us what we're looking for?
Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter.
Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter.
You can use this tracker to find the missing security system.
All you need to do is use this tracker to follow its signal.
If you don't want this assignment, someone else can always take that special vacation.
If you don't like it, I can always get someone else.
Oh, dear! I never said we didn't want to do it!
However, I thought your special bonus was contingent on this job?
Brrrr.... I hope I don't get like that when I am old.
Funny, I don't recall ever saying we didn't want to do it.
The target is on level B2!
Sheesh, who'd want to turn into an old witch like her?
Doesn't this seem like an awful easy job for the pay we're getting?
The target is currently on level B2.
I wonder just what is Algernon?
Don't you think they're being awfully generous for such an easy job?
Computer, what is Algernon?
I bet it's got something to do with this "Algernon."
That information is classified.
What is Algernon?
What do you mean by that?!
Cannot answer.
Special order 937, the data has been sealed by chief officer Fangoria of the R&D department.
What do you mean?
Just ignore that order and give me access!
Special order 937, for Chief Fangoria's eyes only.
I cannot ignore special order 937.
Just ignore that witch's orders.
Why you little...
Cannot ignore.
Relax Kei! Let me handle this.
Why you stubborn little!
Now, Brain, listen to me carefully...
It's no use getting angry. Why you stubborn little!
No matter how many times you ask, I cannot release this information.
It's no use getting angry.
If you keep saying no like that, girls won't like you anymore, Brain.
Let me handle this.
That does not compute.
Come on, Brain, do us a favor and tell us.
This is impossible!
I cannot answer, no matter how many times you ask.
We need to teach it a lesson.
Don't be so cold.
Take this!
If you want to be popular with the girls, you need to be more reasonable.
And this!
Does not compute.
Kei, don't overdo it!
It's hopeless.
Two weeks of vacation!
This calls for a lesson.
Double bonus!
Take that! Take that!
Two weeks of vacation!
There!
Double bonus!
Don't you think you overdid it a bit?
It really ticks me off that we have to do whatever that old woman tells us to do!
Two weeks' vacation!
The target is really close to here!
Double our bonus!
Oh! How cute!
Two weeks' vacation!
Are you out of your mind?
Double our bonus!
Long time no see!
It's so annoying that we have to do whatever that old hag tells us to do.
Oh, no....
We totally deserve two weeks' vacation for it.
A cat who's afraid of mice... how pathetic!
We're close.
Leave it to genetic engineering, I guess...
My, how cute!
I try to keep kitchen clean.
What's wrong with you?
But logs of mice these days.
Oh, long time no see.
Why are there mice in this building?!
Oh, no!
Mice are strong animals.
A cat that's scared of mice...
They can live anywhere.
I bet Mughi's ancestors are rolling over in their graves.
By the way, I make your favorite dessert, almond tofu today.
Genetic engineering works in mysterious ways, doesn't it?
The most important thing is a pristine kitchen, but they keep finding their way in somehow.
Why are there mice in this building?
Mice are hard to get rid of.
They always find a way to get in. It's a fact of nature.
Oh, that's right.
There's still some of your favorite almond tofu left over.
Want some?
Want some?
Of course!
Definitely!
I thought you were on a diet, Kei.
I thought you were on a diet?
You no worry...
No worries there.
I use vegetable protein to make it.
This almond tofu is made from vegetable protein, so you won't get fat.
It's not fattening
What's going on?
What's going on?!?
This has never happened in all five thousand years of Chinese history!
This never happen in five thousand years of Chinese history!
By the way, where did Mughi and Nanmo go?
Kei, where did Mughi and Namo disappear to?!
They took off without us!
I dunno! How dare they go without us!
Not again! Not again!
Emergency!
Emergency situation.
Main building section BC is now closed!
Emergency situation.
Repeat, main building section BC is now closed!
Area BC of the main building has been sealed off.
Emergency!
I repeat, area BC of the main building has been sealed off.
All personnel except security are to clear the building!
Emergency situation.
Then Algernon is a mouse ?!
All non-security personnel should evacuate the building immediately.
Huh?
So "Algernon" is a mouse, Professor?
Yes, that is correct.
Yes, that is correct.
So this is Algernon.
Is this Algernon?
No, this is Chichi.
No, this is Chichi.
Where did Al go?
Where did Al go?
The mouse talked!
The mouse talked!
Chichi has an IQ of 135.
This mouse has an IQ of 135.
Algernon has in IQ of 153.
Huh?
IQ of 153!?
And Algernon has an IQ of 153.
heh! It's higher than yours, Yuri!
Chichi, Algernon will be back soon.
Mine is 156!
An IQ of 153?!
Funny, you don't look it...
It's higher than yours, Yuri.
During the test phases of the lice project, two of the test mice in the lab showed an incredible increase in IQ.
Mine is 156, thank you!
Thus were Algernon and Chichi born...
You don't look it, though.
...My master pieces of modern science!
We were experimenting with the beta-carboline alkaloids extracted from Lice Mk. 1,
Utilizing these genius mice we planned to create the ultimate security system.
and the lab mice's brain capacities increased significantly.
Let me explain.
Those mice were later named Algernon and Chichi.
Right now, mice are on virtually every planet in the league.
They're my neuroscience masterpiece.
Algernon can control other mice...
Using these genius mice,
Make them more aggressive, protect any sort of secret.
we planned to create the most powerful security system in the universe.
So you have Algernon take control over the other mice, then utilize them like a military unit!
Basically, mice exist on every planet now.
Correct. Mice can get into any area.
Algernon can control those mice and make them aggressive.
And their numbers increase rapidly.
Algernon can also command those mice to prohibit any human...
So, basically you called us in to test your genius mice.
...from getting their hands on any top secret information.
Yes. To see if Algernon could protect itself in an attack...
So, Aljarnon can command ordinary mice and turn them into a military unit?
...And who better as Algernon's opponent than WWW'a worst...
Exactly.
Uh, strongest... trouble consultants?
Mice can get into every nook and cranny.
And what do you mean by that, miss... Uh, chief... Fangoria?
They also have an explosive reproductive rate.
You two have a reputation for being reckless...
So basically, you called us in to test your genius mouse's ability as a commander?
... And the more reckless you are, the better the test would be!
Indeed.
It's to see if Algernon can protect itself against 3WA's worst...
Er, top agents. That is the goal of this experiment.
What do you mean by "worst," Miss Fang... er, Chief Fangoria?
You two have a reputation for being reckless.
The more reckless, the better with this experiment.
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Take it any way you like.
Take it any way you like.
Algernon!?!
Algernon?
I am taking control of this building!
Listen up.
All humans leave immediately!
I am taking control of this building.
What's wrong? Why are you doing this?
All humans leave immediately.
Chichi! Come back!
What's gotten into you?
Mice from all over town are infiltrating the WWWA headquarters!
W-Why are you doing this?
We're being overrun...
Chichi, come back!
You made it, you deal with it.
A-All of the city mice are flooding into the 3WA Headquarters!
No! You can't leave!
At this rate, the headquarters will be!
Lovely Angels!
You guys made this problem, so you solve it.
This is an emergency order!
Not so fast.
Go and deal with this situation!
Lovely Angels, this is an emergency order!
Triple bonus??
Get this ruckus under control somehow!
Three weeks vacation?!?
Triple bonus!
Who do you think you're messing with?!
Three weeks' vacation!
Don't underestimate me!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Now go and get them mice!
Go for it!
I got something for you!
Open!
Go get those mice!
I brought you something!
Catch!
Catch!
The mice are operating out of the food storage units.
The enemy is operating out of the food storage units.
What about Brain?
How's Brain?
The main CPU is safe, but most of the terminals have been overrun.
The main computer is safe, but its terminals have been taken over, so it has its hands full.
Let's kick some mouse tail!
Okay, let's go get 'em!
Right behind you, partner!
Let's go!
Hey! You bunch of scaredy cats! Come back here!
Hey! They're all a bunch of 'fraidy-cats?
No!
Absolutely not!
I will not allow you to kill Algernon and Chichi!
You can't kill Algernon or Chichi!
But we've got no choice but to use poison gas!
What other option do we have? We have to gas them.
Do you know how much we spent to develop those two?!
Do you have any idea how much we spent on their development?
Then what do you suggest? We hand over headquarters to them?!
Then are you just going to hand the 3WA Headquarters over to them?
I'll go talk to Algernon and convince him!
I'll convince Algernon.
Don't be so dense!
Get with the program already.
You used them! Algernon rebelled because he no longer wanted to be taken advantage of...Right?
What?
Can't you see why they turned on you?
Algernon revolted against you because he got tired of being used by you.
What do you have there?
Yeah... Don't you get it?
I guess when you get intelligent , you don't want to follow orders from an idiot!
But if I show just how much I love them...
What do you mean?
Listen, all intelligent beings eventually grow tired of taking orders from idiots.
We had Brain go back and do some digging.
What are you looking at?
According to this, professor Jesse's IQ is 125.
We had Brain look up some old data.
and chief Fangoria's is...
According to this, Professor Gessy's IQ is 125.
And Chief Fangoria is...
Enough! And Chief Fangoria is...
Enough!
Enough!
In any case, it was a mistake to make mice smarter then their keepers.
Well, in any case,
Besides, the mice think they're number one...
it was a foolish idea to create mice that are smarter than their keepers.
So professor Jesse won't be able to convince them of a thing.
The mice know they're smarter than you,
And if you use poison gas, we won't be able to use headquarters for a month!
so your so-called love won't mean a thing to them.
Then what do you suggest we do?
Plus, if you use poison gas,
The only thing we can do! Fight them with brute force!
it'll put this building out of commission completely.
Then, what do you suggest we do?
Old fashioned hand-to-hand combat, that's what!
But it's going to cost you extra, Chief!
But it's going to cost you extra, Chief!
My department will cover the extra costs.
We have no other choice.
But of course.
My department will cover it.
You got yourselves a deal!
As it should.
From here on in, it's mouse country...
It's settled then!
Are we going to need a passport?
From here on, it's mice country, huh?
Murderers!!
Do you think we'll need our passports?
Killer mice!
Here we go!
Here we go!
I hope this thing works!
I hope this thing works!
Are you sure about using that.... that bug?!
Are you really planning to use that?
An eye for an eye!
An eye for an eye!
The best weapon against a genius mouse is lice number one!
We're pitting Lice Mk. 1 against that genius mouse!
You realize, we could get bitten, too...And turned stupid!
We could be the ones who end up stupid big time, you know.
Big deal. Ignorance is bliss.
Then so be it. Our daily woes will all go away in an instant!
You don't think you can hit us that easily, do you?!
It's going to take a lot more than that to hit us.
Not this again...
Yuri!
Take that!
Not again!
Why does this always have to happen...
Mughi!
Mughi!
I... I've been bitten...
I've been bitten!
Stay away! Stay away, I said!
Stay away! I said, stay away!
To the great mouse ancestors, I present this giant cat as a sacrifice!
To the great mouse ancestors,
Stop this! What do you think this is? A new religion?.
I present to you this giant sacrificial cat on this glorious day!
Stop it already!
What is this? A new cult or something?
Yuri!
Yuri!
Hang in there!
Get a hold of yourself!
Who am I? Where am I?
It feels good when Lice Mk. 1 bites you...
Who am I?
Where am I?
Nanmo! Nanmo!
All right! All right!
We were bitten by an ordinary flea!
We were bitten by an ordinary flea!
This is the real lice number one.
This is the real Lice Mk. 1!
I guess Yuri's three extra IQ points win out, eh?
Guess this proves Yuri's IQ is three points higher than yours!
Chichi!!
Chichi!
It's coming this way!
It's coming this way!
Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right?
Stay away! It's coming this way!
He.. he committed suicide.
Stay away!
Mice are strong creatures, but I guess higher intelligence was just too much for Algernon...
Wait!
Ow!
Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right? I saved you.
It committed suicide...
They say mice are stubborn creatures, but...
...they're quite fragile when they're too intelligent, aren't they?
Guess being too smart isn't that great either, huh?
Chichi, you're happy you're back to being an ordinary mouse, right?
From now on you live out your life as an ordinary mouse, okay?