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कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
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sxales (Exiled-Destiny
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कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Code number
clear
.
Code number
confirmed
.
Please reroute to
g
ate
five
.
Please reroute to
G
ate
5
.
What
?!
We're the Lovely Angels
!
What
are you talking about?
We're the Lovely Angels
.
O
pen
this
gate
!
Hurry up and o
pen
the
gate
.
G
ate
access denied.
Please use
g
ate
five.
This g
ate
is currently closed.
If
you
don't open this gate right now, I'll show y
ou
some denial!
Please use
G
ate
5.
Kei,
I wouldn't
do that
if I were you..
.
Look,
you
're really starting to piss me off.
I
dunno
what's going on, but
we should keep moving.
Y
ou
wanna get scrapped?
Hmph!
Stupid machine
!
Kei,
you might not want to
do that
.
Just calm down
!
I
'm not sure
what's going on, but
let's go.
This i
s an emergency situation
. E
veryone is
be
ing rerouted to
g
ate
five.
Stupid machine
...
Emergency?!
What kind of
emergency?
Just calm down
.
Research and development has a situation.
There'
s an emergency situation
, so e
veryone is
gett
ing rerouted to
G
ate
5.
Top secret information about a high-level security system, codenamed Algernon, has been leaked.
What kind of
an
emergency?
So you called us in!
Well, the Research and Development Division has been working on...
Correct.
...a new type of security system called Algernon,
Fortunately, we
detected
the
data
theft early enough to seal off
the entire building.
and its classified data has been stolen.
The thief is still on the premises.
That's why you called us back?
Hmph! This ``Algernon'' doesn't sound like such a prize!
Exactly.
Yeah... so ``secure'' it can't even protect itself!
Fortunately, we
discovered
the
theft early enough to seal off
all the buildings...
Okay, okay, that's enough!
...before the culprit could escape.
The head of R&D personally requested that you two investigate
this matter.
A break-in where they're making the security system?
Chief Fangoria
actually asked for us?!
So much for tight security.
Do
we have an
y leads on
the culprit
?
Enough with the sarcasm.
No, the only thing
we
know is that the
stolen information is still within
the
WWWA
building
.
The head of the Research and Development Division specifically requested you two...
So w
hat do you think?
...to solve
this matter.
That old woman
will
be
a
real
nuisance if we
do
n't
...
Eh?
Chief Fangoria
did?
So
what
about our request?
So do
we have an
idea who
the culprit
is?
Yeah...
We were
doing real well
with some
hunks
!
We don't.
Don't worry, y
ou'll get
special
compensation.
What
we
do
know is that the
classified data hasn't been taken...
As well as
a special extra week of vacation
!
...out of
the
3WA
building
yet.
I never agreed to that
!
W
hat do you think?
Oh
? Is
that so?
That old woman
can
be
real
scary when she
do
es
n't
get her way.
Shall we
go home,
Kei
?
Will you approve
what
we've been discussing then?
Yes,
I think we should, Yuri
.
We were
making friends
with some
gorgeous
hunks
when you called us back, you know.
W-
w
ait!
I get your point. Y
ou'll get
a
special
bonus.
And
a special extra week of vacation
, right?
I never agreed to that
.
Oh
, is
that so?
Let's
go home,
shall we
?
Yes,
lets
.
W-
W
ait!
Special vacation?
Special vacation?
One week?
One week?
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
A
ll
right,
All right!
F-Fine.
I'll accept your terms!
I'
ll
make a special exception.
Yeah!
All right!
Now that that
's
settled, let's
wrap
this
up quick
ly.
Let
's
get this
wrap
ped
up quick
!!
Yeah.
Since we
know the
thief's still in
the building.
..
We
know the
culprit is inside
the building.
... t
his
should
be a
cinch!!
T
his
will
be a
piece of cake.
It-it's t
he Dirty Pair!
Th-T
he Dirty Pair!
We're doomed.
The headquarters is doomed!
The headquarters is doomed!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
They should
evacuate
the building!
I'd better go home and
evacuate
.
I sent
over
the Dirty Pair
.. as
you
requested
.
I sent
the Dirty Pair
you
r way
.
Are you
sure about this?
Are you
really
sure about this?
I told
you
already...
How many times do I have to tell
you
?
... no one but those two could handle the
job.
They're the only ones who can do this
job.
But the headquarters building!
I'm more concerned about the safety of our headquarters.
My department won't take responsibility!
I won't be held responsible for any of this.
This one is on my shoulders.
I'll take full responsibility.
Don't worry...
It won't affect you.
... I'll keep a sharp eye on them at all times.
I'll keep a close eye on them, so you have nothing to worry about.
Episode #12 The little dictator
The Little Dictator! Let Sleeping Top Secrets Lie
Episode #12 The little dictator
Does all this junk really sell?
You think they actually sell this junk?
Slap a 3WA label on it and they sell like hotcakes, apparently.
I hear that as long as it's got the WWWA label, it's a hot property.
Seriously, I can't imagine what people are thinking when they make this stuff.
What was going through the minds of the people who made this stuff?
What's this?
I wonder what this is?
People can't help but touch the peculiar ring that's hanging in the middle of the room.
When one sees a ring on a leather strap, one can't help but touch it...
So, how do you like our human trap that utilizes that basic instinct?
Just a new ``man-trap'' we've devised, using that basic human reaction.
This isn't funny, Chief!
Please, Chief! Cut it out! It's not funny!
Blame yourself for falling for it.
You're the one who fell for it!
That's what you get for calling our products junk.
Still think our products are junk?
What a witch.
Got, I hate her.
Tell me about it.
No kidding...
Just so you know, I have excellent hearing,
I have a very keen ear, so watch those tongues.
so watch what you say.
Yes, ma'am, we
understand.
Yes, Ma'am. We understand. Yes, Ma'am. We
understand.
You
there!
Stop!
Stop right
there!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Doctor!!
Professor?
Fangoria!
Fangoria!
It's terrible!
Lice
number one
has escaped!
Lice
Mk. 1
has escaped!
Let go of me!
Let go of me!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Hey
! Don't move!
You fool
! Don't move!
If you m
ove
,
you'll become an idiot!
M
ove
and
you'll become an idiot!
Hold still, and be quiet
!
Calm down
!
Kei, do
n't just stand there!
Kei, do
something!
Don't come any closer!
Be quiet!
Uh... All right.
Stay away!
Now hold very
still.
Ah, right...
What?
Hold
still.
Whew!
That was close
!
A flea?
Your head c
ould have
been emptied..
.
That was close
.
One second more and you w
ould have
turned into a complete bimbo
.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
If lice number one had bitten you, all of you
brain cells
would have been
destroyed
.
Your
brain cells
get completely
destroyed
if you get bit by Lice Mk. 1
.
Could
the data theft
have been an inside job?
Could
it
have been an inside job?
My department has only
trustworthy
employees!
All of my staff are
trustworthy
.
I dunno... You seem to
have
one strangle doctor
hanging around.
That's not too convincing when you
have
a weirdo professor like him
hanging around.
Fine, fine. I
do
n't
really care
who the culprit is
!
It
do
es
n't
matter
who the culprit is
.
All we
want
is
to get
Algernon back
!
All we
care about
is
getting
Algernon back
.
So
, c
hief
...
Just w
hat kind of security system is
Algernon
?
So
C
hief
, this "Algernon"
...
That's
on a need-to-know basis... And
you
don't
!
W
hat kind of security system is
it
?
How are we supposed to find
something
if
we
don't
know
what
it is?!
That's
none of
you
r concern
!
How are we supposed to find
it
if
you
don't
tell us
what
we're looking for?
Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter.
Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter.
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Y
ou
can
use this tracker to
find the missing security system
.
All y
ou
need to do is
use this tracker to
follow its signal
.
If you don't
want this assignment,
someone else
can always take that
special
vacation.
If you don't
like it, I can always get
someone else
.
Oh, dear! I n
ever
said
we didn't want to do it
!
However, I thought your
special
bonus was contingent on this job?
Brrrr.... I hope I don't get
like
that when I am old.
Funny, I don't recall
ever
saying
we didn't want to do it
.
The target is
on level B2
!
Sheesh, who'd want to turn into an old witch
like
her?
Do
es
n't
thi
s seem like an
awful
easy job
for
the pay we're getting?
The target is
currently
on level B2
.
I wonder just what
is
Algernon
?
Do
n't
you
thi
nk they're being
awful
ly generous
for
such an easy job?
Computer, w
hat is Algernon?
I bet it's got something to do with th
is
"
Algernon
."
That information is classified
.
W
hat is Algernon?
What do you mean
by that?!
Cannot answer
.
Special order 937,
the data has been sealed by c
hief
officer
Fangoria
of the R&D department
.
What do you mean
?
Just ignore that
order and give me access!
Special order 937,
for C
hief
Fangoria
's eyes only
.
I cannot ignore special order 937.
Just ignore that
witch's orders.
Why you little...
Cannot ignore.
Relax Kei!
Let me handle this.
Why you stubborn little!
Now
, Brain,
listen to me carefully...
It's no use getting angry. Why you stubborn little!
No
matter how many times you ask
, I cannot release this information
.
It's no use getting angry.
If you
keep saying no like that,
girls
won't like you any
more
, Brain.
Let me handle this.
That d
oes not compute.
Come on
, Brain,
do us a favor and tell us.
This is impossible!
I cannot answer, no
matter how many times you ask
.
We need to teach it
a lesson.
Don't be so cold
.
Take
this!
If you
want to be popular with the
girls
, you need to be
more
reasonable.
And this!
D
oes not compute.
Kei, don't overdo it!
It's hopeless.
Two weeks of
vacation!
This calls for
a lesson.
Double
bonus!
Take
that! Take that!
Two weeks
of
vacation!
There!
Double
bonus!
Don't you think you overdid it a bit?
It
really ticks me off
that we have to do whatever that old
woman tells us to do!
Two weeks'
vacation!
The target is really close to here!
Double
our
bonus!
Oh! How
cute!
Two weeks
'
vacation!
Are you out of your mind?
Double
our
bonus!
Long time no see!
It
's so annoying
that we have to do whatever that old
hag tells us to do.
Oh, no....
We totally deserve two weeks' vacation for it.
A cat who's afraid of mice... how pathetic!
We're close.
Leave it to genetic engineering, I guess...
My, how
cute!
I try to keep kitchen clean.
What's wrong with you?
But logs of mice these days.
Oh, long time no see.
Why are there mice in this building?
!
Oh, no!
Mice are
strong animals
.
A cat that's scared of mice...
They
can live anywhere.
I bet Mughi's ancestors are rolling over in their graves.
By the way, I make your favorite dessert, almond tofu today.
Genetic engineering works in mysterious ways, doesn't it?
The most important thing is a pristine kitchen, but they keep finding their way in somehow.
Why are there mice in this building?
Mice are
hard to get rid of
.
They
always find a way to get in. It's a fact of nature.
Oh, that's right.
There's still some of your favorite almond tofu left over.
Want some?
Want some?
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Of course
!
Definitely
!
I thought you were on a diet
, Kei.
I thought you were on a diet
?
You no
worr
y...
No
worr
ies there.
I use
vegetable protein
to make it.
This almond tofu is made from
vegetable protein
, so you won't get fat.
It's not fattening
What's going on?
What's going on?
!?
This
has
never happen
ed
in
all
five thousand years of Chinese history!
This
never happen
in
five thousand years of Chinese history!
By the way
, where did Mughi and Na
n
mo
go?
Kei
, where did Mughi and Na
mo
disappear to?!
T
hey
took off
without us!
I dunno! How dare t
hey
go
without us!
Not again! Not again!
Emergency!
Emergency situation.
Main building section BC is now closed!
Emergency situation.
Repeat, main building section BC is now closed!
Area BC of the main building has been sealed off.
Emergency!
I repeat, area BC of the main building has been sealed off.
All personnel except security are to clear the building!
Emergency situation.
Then Algernon is a mouse ?!
All non-security personnel should evacuate the building immediately.
Huh?
So "Algernon" is a mouse, Professor?
Yes, that is correct.
Yes, that is correct.
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
So
this
is
Algernon
.
Is
this
Algernon
?
No, this is Chichi.
No, this is Chichi.
Where did Al go?
Where did Al go?
The mouse talked!
The mouse talked!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Chichi
has an IQ of 135.
This mouse
has an IQ of 135.
Algernon has
in
IQ of 153.
Huh?
IQ of 153
!?
And
Algernon has
an
IQ of 153.
heh!
It's higher than yours, Yuri
!
Chichi, Algernon will be back soon.
Mine is 156!
An
IQ of 153
?!
Funny, you don't look it...
It's higher than yours, Yuri
.
During the test phases of the lice project, two of the test mice in the lab showed an incredible increase in IQ.
Mine is 156, thank you!
Thus were Algernon and Chichi born...
You don't look it, though.
...My master pieces of modern science!
We were experimenting with the beta-carboline alkaloids extracted from Lice Mk. 1,
Utilizing these genius mice
we planned to create the
ultimate
security system
.
and the lab mice's brain capacities increased significantly.
Let me explain.
Those mice were later named Algernon and Chichi.
Right now
, mice
are
on
virtually
every planet
in the league
.
They're my neuroscience masterpiece.
Algernon can control
other
mice
...
Using these genius mice,
M
ake them
more
aggressive
, protect
any
sort of
secret
.
we planned to create the
most powerful
security system
in the universe.
So you have Algernon take control over the other mice, then utilize them like a military unit!
Basically
, mice
exist
on
every planet
now
.
Correct. Mice can get into any area.
Algernon can control
those
mice
and m
ake them
aggressive
.
And their numbers increase rapidly.
Algernon can also command those mice to prohibit
any
human...
So
,
basically
you called us in to test your genius
mice.
...from getting their hands on any top
secret
information
.
Yes. To see if Algernon could protect itself in an attack...
So, Aljarnon can command ordinary mice and turn them into a military unit?
...And who better as Algernon's opponent than WWW'a
worst...
Exactly.
Uh, strongest... trouble consultants?
Mice can get into every nook and cranny.
And w
hat do you mean by
that, m
iss
...
Uh, c
hief
...
Fangoria?
They also have an explosive reproductive rate.
You two have a reputation for being reckless.
..
So
basically
,
you called us in to test your genius
mouse's ability as a commander?
... And t
he more reckless
you are
, the better
the test would be!
Indeed.
It's to see if Algernon can protect itself against 3WA's
worst...
Er, top agents. That is the goal of this experiment.
W
hat do you mean by
"worst," M
iss
Fang
...
er, C
hief
Fangoria?
You two have a reputation for being reckless.
T
he more reckless
, the better
with this experiment.
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Take it any way you like.
Take it any way you like.
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Algernon
!?!
Algernon
?
I am taking control of this building
!
Listen up.
All humans leave immediately
!
I am taking control of this building
.
What's
wrong?
Why are you doing this?
All humans leave immediately
.
Chichi
! C
ome back!
What's
gotten into you?
Mice from a
ll
over town
are
infiltrating
the
WWWA h
eadquarters!
W-
Why are you doing this?
We're being overrun...
Chichi
, c
ome back!
You
made
it,
you
deal with
it.
A-A
ll
of the city mice
are
flooding into
the
3WA H
eadquarters!
No
! You can't leave!
At this rate, the headquarters will be!
Lovely Angels
!
You
guys
made
this problem, so
you
solve
it.
T
his is an emergency order!
No
t so fast.
Go and deal with
this
situation
!
Lovely Angels
, t
his is an emergency order!
Triple bonus
??
Get
this
ruckus under control somehow
!
Three weeks
vacation
?!?
Triple bonus
!
Who do you think you're messing with?
!
Three weeks
'
vacation
!
Don't underestimate me
!
Whoa!
Whoa!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Now go and
get th
em
mice!
Go for it!
I
got
something
for you
!
Open!
Go
get th
ose
mice!
I
brought you
something
!
Catch!
Catch!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
The
mice are
operating out of the food storage units.
The
enemy is
operating out of the food storage units.
What about
Brain?
How's
Brain?
The main
CPU is safe, but most of the terminals have been overrun.
The main
computer is safe, but its terminals have been taken over, so it has its hands full.
Let's kick some mouse tail!
Okay, let's go get 'em!
Right behind you, partner!
Let's go!
Hey!
You
bunch of
scaredy
cats
! Come back here!
Hey!
They're all a
bunch of
'fraidy-
cats
?
No!
Absolutely
not
!
I will
not
allow y
ou
to
kill Algernon
and
Chichi!
Y
ou
can't
kill Algernon
or
Chichi!
But we've got no choice but
to
use poison gas!
What other option do we have? We have
to
gas them.
Do you know how much we spent to develop those two?!
Do you have any idea how much we spent on their development?
Then what do you suggest? We hand over headquarters to them?!
Then are you just going to hand the 3WA Headquarters over to them?
I'll go talk to Algernon and convince him!
I'll convince Algernon.
Don't be so dense!
Get with the program already.
You used them! Algernon rebelled because he no longer wanted to be taken advantage of...Right?
What?
Can't you see why they turned on you?
Algernon revolted against you because he got tired of being used by you.
What do you have there?
Yeah... Don't you get it?
I guess when you get intelligent , you don't want to follow orders from an idiot!
But if I show just how much I love them...
What do you mean?
Listen, all intelligent beings eventually grow tired of taking orders from idiots.
We had Brain
go back and do
some
digging
.
What are you looking at?
According to this,
p
rofessor
Jesse
's IQ is 125.
We had Brain
look up
some
old data
.
a
nd
c
hief Fangoria
's
is...
According to this,
P
rofessor
Gessy
's IQ is 125.
A
nd
C
hief Fangoria
is...
Enough! And Chief Fangoria
is...
Enough!
Enough!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
In
any case,
it was a
mistake
to
make
mice
smarter th
e
n their keepers.
Well, in
any case,
Besides, t
he mice
think
they're
number one...
it was a
foolish idea
to
create
mice
that are
smarter th
a
n their keepers.
So professor Jesse
won't
be able to convince them of
a thing
.
T
he mice
know
they're
smarter than you,
And
if you use poison gas,
we won't be able to use headquarters for a month!
so your so-called love
won't
mean
a thing
to them.
Then
what do you suggest we do?
Plus,
if you use poison gas,
The only thing we can do! Fight them with brute force
!
it'll put this building out of commission completely.
Then
,
what do you suggest we do?
Old fashioned hand-to-hand combat, that's what
!
But it's going to cost you extra, Chief!
But it's going to cost you extra, Chief!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
My department will cover
the extra costs.
We have no other choice.
But of course.
My department will cover
it.
You got yourselves a deal
!
As it should.
From here on
in
, it's
mouse
country
...
It's settled then
!
Are we going to
need
a
passport
?
From here on
, it's
mice
country
, huh?
Murderers!
!
Do you think we'll
need
our
passport
s?
Killer mice
!
Here we go!
Here we go!
I hope this thing works!
I hope this thing works!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Are you
sure about using that....
that
bug?!
Are you
really planning to use
that
?
An eye for an eye!
An eye for an eye!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
The best weapon against a genius mouse is lice number one!
We're pitting Lice Mk. 1 against that genius mouse!
You realize, we could get bitten, too...And turned stupid!
We could be the ones who end up stupid big time, you know.
Big deal. Ignorance is bliss.
Then so be it. Our daily woes will all go away in an instant!
You don't think you can hit us that easily, do you?!
It's going to take a lot more than that to hit us.
Not
this
again
...
Yuri!
Take that!
Not
again!
Why does
this
always have to happen
...
Mughi!
Mughi!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
I...
I've been bitten
...
I've been bitten
!
Stay away!
S
tay away
, I said
!
Stay away!
I said, s
tay away
!
To the great mouse ancestors,
I present
this giant
cat as a
sacrific
e
!
To the great mouse ancestors,
Stop
this!
What
do you think
this
is?
A new
religion?.
I present
to you
this giant
sacrific
ial cat on this glorious day
!
Stop
it already!
What
is
this
?
A new
cult or something?
Yuri!
Yuri!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Hang in there!
Get a hold of yourself!
Who am I?
Where am I?
It feels good when Lice Mk. 1 bites you...
Who am I?
Where am I?
Nanmo! Nanmo!
All right! All right!
We were bitten by an ordinary flea!
We were bitten by an ordinary flea!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
This is the real
l
ice
number one.
This is the real
L
ice
Mk. 1!
I g
uess
Yuri'
s three
extra IQ
points
win out, eh?
G
uess
this proves
Yuri'
s IQ i
s three
points
higher than yours!
Chichi!
!
Chichi!
It's coming this way!
It's coming this way!
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
कॉपी
कॉपी हुआ
Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right?
Stay away! It's coming this way!
He.. he committed suicide.
Stay away!
Mice are strong creatures, but I guess higher intelligence was just too much for Algernon...
Wait!
Ow!
Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right?
I saved you.
It committed suicide...
They say mice are stubborn creatures, but...
...they're quite fragile when they're too intelligent, aren't they?
Guess being too smart isn't that great either, huh?
Chichi, you're happy you're back to being an ordinary mouse, right?
From now on you live out your life as an ordinary mouse, okay?
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JPSDR (YuriM) Code number clear. Please reroute to gate five. What?! We're the Lovely Angels! Open this gate! Gate access denied. Please use gate five. If you don't open this gate right now, I'll show you some denial! Kei, I wouldn't do that if I were you... I dunno what's going on, but we should keep moving. Hmph! Stupid machine! Just calm down! This is an emergency situation. Everyone is being rerouted to gate five. Emergency?! What kind of emergency? Research and development has a situation. Top secret information about a high-level security system, codenamed Algernon, has been leaked. So you called us in! Correct. Fortunately, we detected the data theft early enough to seal off the entire building. The thief is still on the premises. Hmph! This ``Algernon'' doesn't sound like such a prize! Yeah... so ``secure'' it can't even protect itself! Okay, okay, that's enough! The head of R&D personally requested that you two investigate this matter. Chief Fangoria actually asked for us?! Do we have any leads on the culprit? No, the only thing we know is that the stolen information is still within the WWWA building. So what do you think? That old woman will be a real nuisance if we don't... So what about our request? Yeah... We were doing real well with some hunks! Don't worry, you'll get special compensation. As well as a special extra week of vacation! I never agreed to that! Oh? Is that so? Shall we go home, Kei? Yes, I think we should, Yuri. W-wait! Special vacation? One week? All right, All right! I'll accept your terms! Yeah! Let's get this wrapped up quick!! Since we know the thief's still in the building... ... this should be a cinch!! It-it's the Dirty Pair! The headquarters is doomed! They should evacuate the building! I sent over the Dirty Pair.. as you requested. Are you sure about this? I told you already... ... no one but those two could handle the job. But the headquarters building! My department won't take responsibility! This one is on my shoulders. Don't worry... ... I'll keep a sharp eye on them at all times. Episode #12 The little dictator Episode #12 The little dictator You think they actually sell this junk? I hear that as long as it's got the WWWA label, it's a hot property. What was going through the minds of the people who made this stuff? I wonder what this is? When one sees a ring on a leather strap, one can't help but touch it... Just a new ``man-trap'' we've devised, using that basic human reaction. Please, Chief! Cut it out! It's not funny! You're the one who fell for it! Still think our products are junk? Got, I hate her. No kidding... I have a very keen ear, so watch those tongues. Yes, ma'am, we understand. You there! Stop! What are you doing? Doctor!! Fangoria! Lice number one has escaped! Let go of me! Hey! Don't move! If you move, you'll become an idiot! Hold still, and be quiet! Kei, don't just stand there! Don't come any closer! Uh... All right. Now hold very still. What? Whew! That was close! Your head could have been emptied... What do you mean? If lice number one had bitten you, all of you brain cells would have been destroyed. Could the data theft have been an inside job? My department has only trustworthy employees! I dunno... You seem to have one strangle doctor hanging around. Fine, fine. I don't really care who the culprit is! All we want is to get Algernon back! So, chief... Just what kind of security system is Algernon? That's on a need-to-know basis... And you don't! How are we supposed to find something if we don't know what it is?! Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter. You can use this tracker to find the missing security system. If you don't want this assignment, someone else can always take that special vacation. Oh, dear! I never said we didn't want to do it! Brrrr.... I hope I don't get like that when I am old. The target is on level B2! Doesn't this seem like an awful easy job for the pay we're getting? I wonder just what is Algernon? Computer, what is Algernon? That information is classified. What do you mean by that?! Special order 937, the data has been sealed by chief officer Fangoria of the R&D department. Just ignore that order and give me access! I cannot ignore special order 937. Why you little... Relax Kei! Let me handle this. Now, Brain, listen to me carefully... No matter how many times you ask, I cannot release this information. If you keep saying no like that, girls won't like you anymore, Brain. That does not compute. This is impossible! We need to teach it a lesson. Take this! And this! Kei, don't overdo it! Two weeks of vacation! Double bonus! Two weeks of vacation! Double bonus! It really ticks me off that we have to do whatever that old woman tells us to do! The target is really close to here! Oh! How cute! Are you out of your mind? Long time no see! Oh, no.... A cat who's afraid of mice... how pathetic! Leave it to genetic engineering, I guess... I try to keep kitchen clean. But logs of mice these days. Why are there mice in this building?! Mice are strong animals. They can live anywhere. By the way, I make your favorite dessert, almond tofu today. Want some? Of course! I thought you were on a diet, Kei. You no worry... I use vegetable protein to make it. It's not fattening What's going on?!? This never happen in five thousand years of Chinese history! Kei, where did Mughi and Namo disappear to?! I dunno! How dare they go without us! Emergency! Main building section BC is now closed! Repeat, main building section BC is now closed! Emergency! All personnel except security are to clear the building! Then Algernon is a mouse ?! Yes, that is correct. So this is Algernon. No, this is Chichi. Where did Al go? The mouse talked! Chichi has an IQ of 135. Algernon has in IQ of 153. IQ of 153!? heh! It's higher than yours, Yuri! Mine is 156! Funny, you don't look it... During the test phases of the lice project, two of the test mice in the lab showed an incredible increase in IQ. Thus were Algernon and Chichi born... ...My master pieces of modern science! Utilizing these genius mice we planned to create the ultimate security system. Let me explain. Right now, mice are on virtually every planet in the league. Algernon can control other mice... Make them more aggressive, protect any sort of secret. So you have Algernon take control over the other mice, then utilize them like a military unit! Correct. Mice can get into any area. And their numbers increase rapidly. So, basically you called us in to test your genius mice. Yes. To see if Algernon could protect itself in an attack... ...And who better as Algernon's opponent than WWW'a worst... Uh, strongest... trouble consultants? And what do you mean by that, miss... Uh, chief... Fangoria? You two have a reputation for being reckless... ... And the more reckless you are, the better the test would be! Is that supposed to be a compliment? Take it any way you like. Algernon!?! I am taking control of this building! All humans leave immediately! What's wrong? Why are you doing this? Chichi! Come back! Mice from all over town are infiltrating the WWWA headquarters! We're being overrun... You made it, you deal with it. No! You can't leave! Lovely Angels! This is an emergency order! Go and deal with this situation! Triple bonus?? Three weeks vacation?!? Who do you think you're messing with?! Whoa! Now go and get them mice! I got something for you! Catch! The mice are operating out of the food storage units. What about Brain? The main CPU is safe, but most of the terminals have been overrun. Let's kick some mouse tail! Right behind you, partner! Hey! You bunch of scaredy cats! Come back here! No! I will not allow you to kill Algernon and Chichi! But we've got no choice but to use poison gas! Do you know how much we spent to develop those two?! Then what do you suggest? We hand over headquarters to them?! I'll go talk to Algernon and convince him! Don't be so dense! You used them! Algernon rebelled because he no longer wanted to be taken advantage of...Right? Can't you see why they turned on you? What do you have there? I guess when you get intelligent , you don't want to follow orders from an idiot! What do you mean? We had Brain go back and do some digging. According to this, professor Jesse's IQ is 125. and chief Fangoria's is... Enough! In any case, it was a mistake to make mice smarter then their keepers. Besides, the mice think they're number one... So professor Jesse won't be able to convince them of a thing. And if you use poison gas, we won't be able to use headquarters for a month! Then what do you suggest we do? The only thing we can do! Fight them with brute force! But it's going to cost you extra, Chief! My department will cover the extra costs. But of course. You got yourselves a deal! From here on in, it's mouse country... Are we going to need a passport? Murderers!! Here we go! I hope this thing works! Are you sure about using that.... that bug?! An eye for an eye! The best weapon against a genius mouse is lice number one! You realize, we could get bitten, too...And turned stupid! Big deal. Ignorance is bliss. You don't think you can hit us that easily, do you?! Not this again... Mughi! I... I've been bitten... Stay away! Stay away, I said! To the great mouse ancestors, I present this giant cat as a sacrifice! Stop this! What do you think this is? A new religion?. Yuri! Hang in there! Who am I? Where am I? We were bitten by an ordinary flea! This is the real lice number one. I guess Yuri's three extra IQ points win out, eh? Chichi!! It's coming this way! Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right? He.. he committed suicide. Mice are strong creatures, but I guess higher intelligence was just too much for Algernon...
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sxales (Exiled-Destiny) Code number confirmed. Please reroute to Gate 5. What are you talking about? We're the Lovely Angels. Hurry up and open the gate. This gate is currently closed. Please use Gate 5. Look, you're really starting to piss me off. You wanna get scrapped? Kei, you might not want to do that. I'm not sure what's going on, but let's go. Stupid machine... Just calm down. There's an emergency situation, so everyone is getting rerouted to Gate 5. What kind of an emergency? Well, the Research and Development Division has been working on... ...a new type of security system called Algernon, and its classified data has been stolen. That's why you called us back? Exactly. Fortunately, we discovered the theft early enough to seal off all the buildings... ...before the culprit could escape. A break-in where they're making the security system? So much for tight security. Enough with the sarcasm. The head of the Research and Development Division specifically requested you two... ...to solve this matter. Eh? Chief Fangoria did? So do we have an idea who the culprit is? We don't. What we do know is that the classified data hasn't been taken... ...out of the 3WA building yet. What do you think? That old woman can be real scary when she doesn't get her way. Will you approve what we've been discussing then? We were making friends with some gorgeous hunks when you called us back, you know. I get your point. You'll get a special bonus. And a special extra week of vacation, right? I never agreed to that. Oh, is that so? Let's go home, shall we? Yes, lets. W-Wait! Special vacation? One week? F-Fine. I'll make a special exception. All right! Now that that's settled, let's wrap this up quickly. Yeah. We know the culprit is inside the building. This will be a piece of cake. Th-The Dirty Pair! We're doomed. The headquarters is doomed! I'd better go home and evacuate. I sent the Dirty Pair your way. Are you really sure about this? How many times do I have to tell you? They're the only ones who can do this job. I'm more concerned about the safety of our headquarters. I won't be held responsible for any of this. I'll take full responsibility. It won't affect you. I'll keep a close eye on them, so you have nothing to worry about. The Little Dictator! Let Sleeping Top Secrets Lie Does all this junk really sell? Slap a 3WA label on it and they sell like hotcakes, apparently. Seriously, I can't imagine what people are thinking when they make this stuff. What's this? People can't help but touch the peculiar ring that's hanging in the middle of the room. So, how do you like our human trap that utilizes that basic instinct? This isn't funny, Chief! Blame yourself for falling for it. That's what you get for calling our products junk. What a witch. Tell me about it. Just so you know, I have excellent hearing, so watch what you say. Yes, Ma'am. We understand. Yes, Ma'am. We understand. Stop right there! What are you doing? Professor? Fangoria! It's terrible! Lice Mk. 1 has escaped! Let go of me! You fool! Don't move! Move and you'll become an idiot! Calm down! Kei, do something! Be quiet! Stay away! Ah, right... Hold still. A flea? That was close. One second more and you would have turned into a complete bimbo. What do you mean? Your brain cells get completely destroyed if you get bit by Lice Mk. 1. Could it have been an inside job? All of my staff are trustworthy. That's not too convincing when you have a weirdo professor like him hanging around. It doesn't matter who the culprit is. All we care about is getting Algernon back. So Chief, this "Algernon"... What kind of security system is it? That's none of your concern! How are we supposed to find it if you don't tell us what we're looking for? Algernon is equipped with a special transmitter. All you need to do is use this tracker to follow its signal. If you don't like it, I can always get someone else. However, I thought your special bonus was contingent on this job? Funny, I don't recall ever saying we didn't want to do it. Sheesh, who'd want to turn into an old witch like her? The target is currently on level B2. Don't you think they're being awfully generous for such an easy job? I bet it's got something to do with this "Algernon." What is Algernon? Cannot answer. What do you mean? Special order 937, for Chief Fangoria's eyes only. Just ignore that witch's orders. Cannot ignore. Why you stubborn little! It's no use getting angry. Why you stubborn little! It's no use getting angry. Let me handle this. Come on, Brain, do us a favor and tell us. I cannot answer, no matter how many times you ask. Don't be so cold. If you want to be popular with the girls, you need to be more reasonable. Does not compute. It's hopeless. This calls for a lesson. Take that! Take that! There! Don't you think you overdid it a bit? Two weeks' vacation! Double our bonus! Two weeks' vacation! Double our bonus! It's so annoying that we have to do whatever that old hag tells us to do. We totally deserve two weeks' vacation for it. We're close. My, how cute! What's wrong with you? Oh, long time no see. Oh, no! A cat that's scared of mice... I bet Mughi's ancestors are rolling over in their graves. Genetic engineering works in mysterious ways, doesn't it? The most important thing is a pristine kitchen, but they keep finding their way in somehow. Why are there mice in this building? Mice are hard to get rid of. They always find a way to get in. It's a fact of nature. Oh, that's right. There's still some of your favorite almond tofu left over. Want some? Definitely! I thought you were on a diet? No worries there. This almond tofu is made from vegetable protein, so you won't get fat. What's going on? This has never happened in all five thousand years of Chinese history! By the way, where did Mughi and Nanmo go? They took off without us! Not again! Not again! Emergency situation. Emergency situation. Area BC of the main building has been sealed off. I repeat, area BC of the main building has been sealed off. Emergency situation. All non-security personnel should evacuate the building immediately. Huh? So "Algernon" is a mouse, Professor? Yes, that is correct. Is this Algernon? No, this is Chichi. Where did Al go? The mouse talked! This mouse has an IQ of 135. Huh? And Algernon has an IQ of 153. Chichi, Algernon will be back soon. An IQ of 153?! It's higher than yours, Yuri. Mine is 156, thank you! You don't look it, though. We were experimenting with the beta-carboline alkaloids extracted from Lice Mk. 1, and the lab mice's brain capacities increased significantly. Those mice were later named Algernon and Chichi. They're my neuroscience masterpiece. Using these genius mice, we planned to create the most powerful security system in the universe. Basically, mice exist on every planet now. Algernon can control those mice and make them aggressive. Algernon can also command those mice to prohibit any human... ...from getting their hands on any top secret information. So, Aljarnon can command ordinary mice and turn them into a military unit? Exactly. Mice can get into every nook and cranny. They also have an explosive reproductive rate. So basically, you called us in to test your genius mouse's ability as a commander? Indeed. It's to see if Algernon can protect itself against 3WA's worst... Er, top agents. That is the goal of this experiment. What do you mean by "worst," Miss Fang... er, Chief Fangoria? You two have a reputation for being reckless. The more reckless, the better with this experiment. Is that supposed to be a compliment? Take it any way you like. Algernon? Listen up. I am taking control of this building. All humans leave immediately. What's gotten into you? W-Why are you doing this? Chichi, come back! A-All of the city mice are flooding into the 3WA Headquarters! At this rate, the headquarters will be! You guys made this problem, so you solve it. Not so fast. Lovely Angels, this is an emergency order! Get this ruckus under control somehow! Triple bonus! Three weeks' vacation! Don't underestimate me! Whoa! Go for it! Open! Go get those mice! I brought you something! Catch! The enemy is operating out of the food storage units. How's Brain? The main computer is safe, but its terminals have been taken over, so it has its hands full. Okay, let's go get 'em! Let's go! Hey! They're all a bunch of 'fraidy-cats? Absolutely not! You can't kill Algernon or Chichi! What other option do we have? We have to gas them. Do you have any idea how much we spent on their development? Then are you just going to hand the 3WA Headquarters over to them? I'll convince Algernon. Get with the program already. What? Algernon revolted against you because he got tired of being used by you. Yeah... Don't you get it? But if I show just how much I love them... Listen, all intelligent beings eventually grow tired of taking orders from idiots. What are you looking at? We had Brain look up some old data. According to this, Professor Gessy's IQ is 125. And Chief Fangoria is... Enough! And Chief Fangoria is... Enough! Well, in any case, it was a foolish idea to create mice that are smarter than their keepers. The mice know they're smarter than you, so your so-called love won't mean a thing to them. Plus, if you use poison gas, it'll put this building out of commission completely. Then, what do you suggest we do? Old fashioned hand-to-hand combat, that's what! But it's going to cost you extra, Chief! We have no other choice. My department will cover it. As it should. It's settled then! From here on, it's mice country, huh? Do you think we'll need our passports? Killer mice! Here we go! I hope this thing works! Are you really planning to use that? An eye for an eye! We're pitting Lice Mk. 1 against that genius mouse! We could be the ones who end up stupid big time, you know. Then so be it. Our daily woes will all go away in an instant! It's going to take a lot more than that to hit us. Yuri! Take that! Not again! Why does this always have to happen... Mughi! I've been bitten! Stay away! I said, stay away! To the great mouse ancestors, I present to you this giant sacrificial cat on this glorious day! Stop it already! What is this? A new cult or something? Yuri! Get a hold of yourself! It feels good when Lice Mk. 1 bites you... Who am I? Where am I? Nanmo! Nanmo! All right! All right! We were bitten by an ordinary flea! This is the real Lice Mk. 1! Guess this proves Yuri's IQ is three points higher than yours! Chichi! It's coming this way! Stay away! It's coming this way! Stay away! Wait! Ow! Hey, at least you weren't bitten, right? I saved you. It committed suicide... They say mice are stubborn creatures, but... ...they're quite fragile when they're too intelligent, aren't they? Guess being too smart isn't that great either, huh? Chichi, you're happy you're back to being an ordinary mouse, right? From now on you live out your life as an ordinary mouse, okay?
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