Bakuon!! (2016) - S01E01 - CR vs Bit

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I'm not in middle school anymore.
I'm not in middle school anymore.
There, there.
Woah, easy girl.
I studied really hard to get into this girls' school.
All that hard work to get into this high school was for your sake.
Where they allow bikes.
Where schoolgirls are allowed to ride bikes.
Starting tomorrow, I'll have café au lait.
Starting tomorrow, I'll have coffee.
Sakura Hane, on her first day of high school!
Sakura Hane High Schooler on her first day of school.
500 meters to school!
With only 546 yards remaining!
She's climbing the last hill!
She's climbing the last hill!
I'm spent.
I can't go on.
Sakura is going to push her bike up the rest of the hill.
It looks like Sakura's decided to walk and push her bike.
It's called a bike so why can't it be an actual bike?
It's called a bike so why can't it bike itself.
He jumped the gun!
He just blew the red light!
I ain't letting no dinky bicycle get ahead of me!
My bike would never lose to a rattle-trap bicycle like that!
Dammit, get in first gear!
Get in first gear!
What's up with her? She was revving.
What was all that? Her engine revving was so annoying.
Are we allowed to go to school by bike?
Can you really ride a motorcycle to school here?
Why are cyclists all such losers?
Vrrrmm mmmmmm!
Wandering around the car lanes in those tight pants and weird helmets!
Vrm! Vrm!
Vroooom!!!
Why is it that every jerk riding a bicycle acts like such an idiot?!
Wandering around the car lanes in spandex and weird helmets!
Is that a middle-school helmet?
Is that a middle-school helmet?
And she was making bike sounds.
Vroooom!
So this is a motorcycle!
And making motorcycle noises...
What's up? Are you interested in bikes?
Ka-boom!
Because they're badass?
It's a motorcycle...
No, not at all.
What's up with you? Interested in motorcycles?
I just thought it was nice that you didn't have to pedal up the hill.
Because they're so cool!!
I'm totally not interested.
Nope nope, that's ridiculous.
And I don't think they're badass, either.
I just thought it would be easier to get up the hills with one.
Stonewalling, huh?
I absolutely have no interest.
The sound was awesome, though.
I don't think they're cool either.
I've never heard anything like it.
Stalling the question, huh?
When's your birthday?
But, I guess it had an awesome sound.
May third, why?
It's like nothing I've ever heard before.
Sixteen next month, huh?
What's your birthday?
Why don't you start biking, too?
It's May 3rd...
That way, you won't have to get all sweaty every morning climbing the hill.
One month til' you're 16, huh.
Me? A motorcycle?
How about you get a bike?
You won't have to get all sweaty climbing those hills everyday.
Me? Get a motorcycle?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only a fool can ride a bike.
Only an idiot would ride a bike.
And you're a fool.
You're an idiot...
You're qualified to ride a bike.
So you've got what it takes!
Amano Onsa, class 1-A.
Amano Onsa, class 1-A.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet ya.
I'm Sakura Hane.
I'm Sakura Hane.
I'm in class A, too.
I'm in class A, too.
Do you have time after school today?
Do you have time after school?
Come hang out with me.
Come hang out with me.
Sure, I guess.
I guess...
Bike Club!!
Bike Club!!
Bike Club?
Bike Club?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our school has no rules regarding bikes.
This school has no rules about motorcycles.
In other words, we're free to bike to school or even to start a club.
In other words, we're free to ride our bikes to school, or even make clubs.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
Wow, you scared me.
Aaaaaaaaaah!!
So your name's Raimu-senpai?
Jeez, you sure surprised us.
It seems this weirdo senpai is the only person in the bike club.
So your name's Stig?
It seems this Stig is the only member of the club.
Honestly, I don't want to join.
Honestly, I don't want to join.
Club Registration Date Grade Name I am interested in joining the Bike Club. Notes
No way!!
No way!
I don't want to spend my years as a student with this Stig!!
I don't want to spend my youth alone with this creeper.
Maybe I'd join if she joined at least...
If only she'll join at least...
Hey, I just thought of something.
Hey, I just had a thought.
What do you do when it rains?
What do bikers do when it's raining?
If it rains, you'll get wet.
You just get wet.
Ehhh? That's no good...
That kind of sucks.
I guess I shouldn't bother with bikes then...
Maybe I'll pass on having a motorcycle.
Wait! Don't decide that so quickly!!
Wait, think it through!
Motorcycles are so amazing that they make up for their disadvantages.
Bikes are so great that those kinds of downsides don't even matter!
How so?
How so?
Well, for example, umm...
Well...
Umm... Well...
Umm... Well...
How are bikes great?
How are bikes so great?
Right! Because you have wind and freedom!
The wind and freedom!
I'm getting on with you?
I'm getting on with you?
My butt's vibrating with the sound.
The sound's making my bottom vibrate.
We're leaning over!
We're leaning!
We're totally on a slant!
We're leaning a lot!!!
Ow, your hair, ow!
Your hair's hitting me, ow!
It's so bumpy and painful. And an awful ride!
It's so bumpy, and painful. I don't like this ride!!
Motorbikes totally, totally...
Motorcycles are a big no!
What can I say to drag Hane into biking?
What could I say to get Hane on a bike?
Biking is exciting?
"It's really exciting to ride on a bike?"
It can fill a hole in your heart?
"Ride a bike to fill the gaping hole in your soul?"
You can become one with nature?
"You'll become one with nature?"
Why is everything to be said about biking so tacky?
Why are all these reasons for riding so stale?!
Anything you can say is just platitudes.
There's no use of using such words to get someone to ride a bike.
Why do people ride bikes?
The reasons people ride bikes?
Why do people bike?
Why do people bike?
You're drenched if it rains.
You get wet if it rains.
It's cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
You get cold in the winter. And it's hot in the summer.
They break down easily, and if you're not careful, you'll fall.
They breakdown really easily, and if you're not careful, you can get injured.
But we choose to bike anyway, because...
Aaaah!
Listen, Hane.
But even so, the reason we ride bikes is...
We bike, because...
Listen up, Hane.
As high-school girls, we aren't allowed to ride anything else!
We ride bikes because...
As high-school girls, we can only ride bikes!
Onsa-chan.
Onsa-chan.
I'm going to bike.
I'm gonna get a motorcycle.
Good, that's the right decision, Hane!
Alright, that's the right thing to do, Hane!
Start reading bike magazines, then.
First you need to read bike magazines!
Okay!
Kay!
Drool over bikes you covet.
And start drooling over the bikes you want!
Okay!
Kay!
And you have to get your license.
And then you've gotta get your license!!
Okay!
Kay!
What's a license?
What's a license?
I'm home.
I'm hoooooome.
Welcome home, Onee-chan.
Welcome home, Onee-chan.
Sakura
Hey, Yume, guess what girls can do when they turn 16?
Hey, Yume, what's a girl allowed to do when she's sixteen?
Uhhh Get married?
Umm... Marriage?
Bzzzt!!
Nope.
The answer is: They can get a motorcycle license.
The answer is, "Get a motorcycle license."
You can get a license?
A license?
I'm sure, Dad and Mom will be happy for me!
I'm sure Dad and Mom will be happy for me.
Oh? You're already in driving school?
Oh yeah? You're in driving school already?
Yup.
Yup.
Lessons start today.
My classes start today.
That aside, your parents didn't say anything about you biking?
That aside, did your parents say anything about you riding a motorcycle?
My parents?
My parents?
They're not around.
They're not around.
They're far, far away.
My parents went somewhere far far away...
I didn't expect that.
Woah! I didn't expect that.
I have my sister Yume, though, so I'm not lonely.
But my sister Yume said that it was ok for me to get a license.
Yume paid for my driver's license, too.
She even gave me the money.
Oh yeah? That's good news.
Is that so? That's good, I guess...
By the way, it's the standard-motorcycle license that you signed up for, right?
By the way, did you make sure to apply for a standard two-wheeler, right?
Of course.
Of course!
I'm a standard weight and height, after all.
My height and weight are normal after all!
No, it doesn't depend on the size of the rider.
Uh, the size of the driver doesn't matter...
Raimu-senpai said she has one for large vehicles.
Stig said she has a license for big bikes.
Wait, is that her breast size?
Wait, is that her chest size?
Hane, there's just one barrier to getting a license, did you know?
Hane, there exists one single barrier for you to get your license.
A barrier?
A barrier?
Indeed.
Yes.
The greatest challenge of motorcycle lessons:
The biggest challenge of motorcycle lessons:
righting a fallen bike with all your might.
standing up a fallen bike with all your might!
The lift!
The Bike Left Test!!
Then again, it's not that bad once you get the hang of it.
Well, once you get the hang if it, it ain't so bad.
So you can do it, Onsa-chan?
So, you're able to do it, Onsa-chan?
Of course.
Of course.
Wow!
Wow!
Lifting a 110-kilo Seron isn't a big deal,
Lifting a 110-kilo Seron ain't a big deal,
but I guess I'll show her how it's done.
But maybe I should show her how it's done.
A liter bike?!
A liter bike?!
Go, go, Onsa-chan!
Do your best, Onsa-chan!!
S-Sure.
Y-Yeah..
How heavy is this thing?
How many kilos is this thing?
Probably around 240kg
So heavy!!
If I drop it, the cowl will break,
and it'll cost me a ton to repair!
Shoot, I'm done...
Just once in a girl's life, she'll only have to lift something so heavy by herself.
Just one time, during the Bike Lift Test.
If you can pass it, then you'll be able to ride.
So listen carefully, you have to talk to your bike as you ride it.
Alright, Sakura-san. Try lifting the bike as demonstrated.
Yes, Instructor-dono!!
Hup!
I can't.
I can't.
If I let go now, the cowl will break,
Instructor, how was that?!
and it'll cost me tens of thousands of yen to fix!
You didn't do it at all.
But I'm spent.
I think you should go for a smaller frame bike license.
But this is the only time that you,
No, mine aren't that small!!
as a woman, will be lifting something so heavy—
Please let me try one more time!!
learning to lift a bike, here, during this lesson.
First, go to the back of the line.
If you can do this, you can ride a bike.
It's a lonely battle, huh?
And listen carefully: you have to communicate with your bike as you ride it.
I never thought about my reason for riding as much
All right, Sakura-san. Lift it up, just as demonstrated.
as I did when I took that Bike Lifiting Test.
Yes sir, instructor.
There are lots of reasons to not ride a bike.
I'm done.
So as long as you have one reason then you've gotta ride.
How was that? Was I close?
Why am I pushing myself this hard?
Nope, not at all.
You might want to start with a small-motorcycle license.
No, I'm not that small.
I'd like to try again.
Line up at the back.
What a lonely battle, huh?
Nothing makes you wonder why you ride bikes more
than when you're trying to learn to lift.
There are plenty of reasons not to ride bikes.
So if there's even one reason to, you should.
Why am I trying so hard?
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know.
It's because of what I felt.
It's because of what I felt that time.
I want to feel that again.
I want to experience it again!
But I'm done for.
But I can't even lift it...
I can't ride motorcycles.
I can't ride motorcycles.
Step forward with your right foot.
Step forward with your right foot.
And push it up with your whole body.
And push it up with your whole body.
Like this?
Like this?
Use my whole body?
Lift with my whole body?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to ride motorcycles.
I'm going to ride motorcycles.
I'm going to ride for as long as the road goes on.
I'm gonna ride forever until the road ends.
I'm going to go see Dad and Mom.
I'm going to go see Dad and Mom.
All the way over in America, where they live.
All the way to America, where they live.
Oh, they're alive.
Oh, they're not dead.
It sounds different from both Onsa-chan's and Raimu-senpai's.
It sounds different from Onsa-chan or Stig's motorcycles.
Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though?
Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though?
You finally did it.
You finally did it.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I'm Baita.
I'm Baita.
I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school,
I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school,
giving her body to countless men.
giving her body to countless men.
Th-This is that
S-So this is...
"communicating with the motorcycle" that Onsa-chan was talking about?
the "talking to your bike" that Onsa-chan was talking about?!
Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face?
Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face?
Hey, you're going at it.
Ah, you studying?
Studying for the written exam, huh? That takes me back.
Ah, the written exam. That takes me back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There are so many road signs. I can't remember them all.
There's lots of road signs. It's hard to remember them all.
How's your practicals?
How are your basics?
Are you at stage two yet?
Are you at stage two yet?
I'm doing pretty well.
I'm doing well with that.
The bike tells me everything.
The motorcycle tells me everything after all.
Hold it, Hane.
Wait, Hane.
When you talk suave, you have to do it with a distant gaze, like this:
When you say cool lines like that, you gotta look like this
My bike taught me all about life's ups and downs.
"The bike taught me everything in life."
See you, Onsa-chan! I'm going to be late for my lesson.
Onsa-chan, since the test's gonna start now I gotta go, see ya later!
Hey, look. There's actually someone riding a bike to school in this day and age.
Hey, look. There's still people riding to school on a motorcycle.
How unusual.
How unusual.
How naughty.
How naughty.
Hayakawa?
Hayakawa?
There's something I want you to bring me.
There is something I wish of you to bring.
Gas, oil, tires, chain, engine, brakes, horn,
Fuel, Oil, Tires, Chain, Engine,
clutch, lights, battery, bolts.
Clutch, Lights, Mirrors.
I got it.
Ready to roll!!
Hane-chan, it's good to inspect your bike before mounting it,
Hane-chan, it's a good thing to check the bike before riding it,
but it's even more important to inspect a man before mounting him.
but it's even more important to inspect the man before mounting him.
First, check his shoes.
First, check his shoes.
Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has.
Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has.
Number three, Sakura Hane.
Number 3: Sakura Hane.
Here we go!
Here I go!
Are you listening, Hane-chan?
Hane-chan, you listening?
Half clutching is hard.
Half clutching is so hard.
I get shakey whenever I start moving.
I get shakey whenever I start moving.
Do the gachon pose with your fingers.
Do the gachon pose with your fingers.
"Gachon"?
"Gachon"?
See, this is why I can't stand millennials.
My my, you're such a Heisei kid.
It's like when you're scratching a man you despise.
It's like you're scratching a guy you hate.
Like this?
Like this?
That's it.
That's right.
Treat your bike the way you'd treat a man.
Handling a bike is just like handling a man.
Don't let it push you down so easily.
Take command and run 'em 'till they're about to collapse!!
Good work.
Great work!
Thank you again.
Thanks again for today.
Good work.
Nice work!
Oh my, she's done it again.
Oh my. That girl's done it again.
Is the bike okay?!
Is her motorcycle okay?!
I hate this bike!
Oh come on, I hate this bike.
Why are all the bikes at the driving school Hondas?
Why are all the bikes at this school stupid Hondas?!
Huh?
Huh?
Isn't she from my class?
I think she's in my class...
You're here for your license too, huh, Suzunoki-san?
You came to get your license too right, Suzunoki-san?
You can call me Rin.
Just call me Rin.
Okay, Rin-chan.
Okay, Rin-chan.
You can call me Hane.
You can just call me "Hane" then.
Got it, Hane.
Got it, Hane.
By the way, are you okay?
By the way, are you okay?
That was a pretty spectacular wipe-out.
It looked like you should've died.
We just can't click.
I just don't like that bike.
You know how all the bikes here are Su-Fours?
You know how this school uses Super Fours?
"Su-Fours"?
"Super Fours"?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Honda's CB400 Super Four.
Honda's CB400 Super Four.
Su-Four for short.
Super Four for short.
Have you planned what you're going to ride when you get your license?
By the way, have you decided what bike you're going to get when you get your license?
No, not yet.
No, not yet!
What about you?
What about you, Rin-chan?