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Bakuon!! (2016) - S01E01 - CR vs Bit
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Bit
I'm not in middle school anymore.
I'm not in middle school anymore.
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There, there.
Woah, easy girl.
I studied really
hard
to get into this
girls'
school
.
All that
hard
work
to get into this
high
school
was for your sake
.
Where
they
allow
bikes.
Where
schoolgirls are
allow
ed to ride
bikes.
Starting tomorrow, I'll have
café au lait
.
Starting tomorrow, I'll have
coffee
.
Sakura Hane
,
on her first day of
high
school
!
Sakura Hane
High Schooler
on her first day of
school
.
500 meters to school
!
With only 546 yards remaining
!
She's climbing the last hill!
She's climbing the last hill!
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I
'm spent.
I
can't go on.
Sakura
is going
to
push her bike
up the rest of the hill
.
It looks like
Sakura
's decided
to
walk and
push her bike
.
It's called a bike so why can't it
be an actual bike?
It's called a bike so why can't it
bike itself.
He jumped the gun!
He just blew the red light!
I ain't letting no dinky bicycle get ahead of me!
My bike would never lose to a rattle-trap bicycle like that!
Dammit, g
et in first gear!
G
et in first gear!
What
's up with her? She was revving.
What
was all that? Her engine revving was so annoying.
Are we allowed to go to school by bike?
Can you really ride a motorcycle to school here?
Why are cyclists all such losers?
Vrrrmm mmmmmm!
Wandering around the car lanes in
those tight pants
and weird helmets!
Vrm! Vrm!
Vroooom!!!
Why is it that every jerk riding a bicycle acts like such an idiot?!
Wandering around the car lanes in
spandex
and weird helmets!
Is that a middle-school helmet?
Is that a middle-school helmet?
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And
she was
making
bike sounds.
Vroooom!
So this i
s a motorcycle
!
And
making
motorcycle noises...
What's up
? Are
you
i
nterested in
bikes
?
Ka-boom!
Because they're
badass?
It'
s a motorcycle
...
No
, not at all
.
What's up
with
you
? I
nterested in
motorcycles
?
I just thought it
was nice that you didn't have
to
pedal
up the hill
.
Because they're
so cool!!
I
'm totally not
interest
ed.
No
pe nope, that's ridiculous
.
And
I don't think they're
badass,
either.
I just thought it
would be easier
to
get
up the hill
s with one
.
St
onew
alling
, huh?
I
absolutely have no
interest
.
The sound was
awesome
, though.
I don't think they're
cool
either.
I've
n
ever heard
anything like it.
St
alling
the question
, huh?
When
's your birthday?
But, I guess it had an
awesome
sound.
May
third, why?
It's like nothing
I've
ever heard
before.
Sixteen next
month
, huh
?
What
's your birthday?
Why don't
you
start biking, too?
It's
May
3rd...
That way, y
ou won't have to get all sweaty
every morning
climbing th
e hill
.
One
month
til' you're 16
, huh
.
Me?
A
motorcycle?
How about
you
get a bike?
Y
ou won't have to get all sweaty
climbing th
os
e hill
s everyday
.
Me?
Get a
motorcycle?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Only a
fool can
ride a bike.
Only a
n idiot would
ride a bike.
And y
ou're a
fool.
Y
ou're a
n idiot...
Y
ou'
re qualified to ride a bike.
So y
ou'
ve got what it takes!
Amano Onsa, class 1-A.
Amano Onsa, class 1-A.
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Nice to meet
you
.
Nice to meet
ya
.
I'm Sakura Hane.
I'm Sakura Hane.
I'm in class A, too.
I'm in class A, too.
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Do you have time after school
today
?
Do you have time after school
?
Come hang out with me.
Come hang out with me.
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Sure,
I guess.
I guess.
..
Bike Club!!
Bike Club!!
Bike Club?
Bike Club?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Our
school has no rules
regarding bikes
.
This
school has no rules
about motorcycles
.
In other words, we're free to
bike
to school
or even
to start a
club
.
In other words, we're free to
ride our
bike
s
to school
,
or even
make
club
s
.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
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Wow
, you
scared me
.
Aaaaaaaaaah!!
So your name's
Raimu-senpai
?
Jeez
, you
sure surprised us
.
It seems this
weirdo senpai
is the only
person in
the
bike
club.
So your name's
Stig
?
It seems this
Stig
is the only
member of
the
club.
Honestly, I don't want to join.
Honestly, I don't want to join.
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Club Registration Date Grade Name I am interested in joining the Bike Club. Notes
No way!
!
No way!
I don't want to spend my
years as a student
with this
Stig!!
I don't want to spend my
youth alone
with this
creeper.
Maybe I'd join if
she
join
ed
at least...
If only
she
'll
join
at least...
Hey, I just
thought
of something
.
Hey, I just
had a
thought
.
What do
you
do when it
rain
s?
What do
bikers
do when it
's
rain
ing?
If it rains, you'll
get wet.
You just
get wet.
Ehhh? That's no good...
That kind of sucks.
I guess I shouldn't bother with bikes then...
Maybe I'll pass on having a motorcycle.
Wait! Don't decide that so quickly!!
Wait, think it through!
Motorcycles are so amazing that they make up for their disadvantages.
Bikes are so great that those kinds of downsides don't even matter!
How so?
How so?
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Well
, for example, umm
...
Well
...
Umm... Well...
Umm... Well...
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How are bikes
great?
How are bikes
so
great?
Right! Because you have
wind and freedom!
The
wind and freedom!
I'm getting on with you?
I'm getting on with you?
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My butt's vibrating with the sound
.
The sound's making my bottom vibrate
.
We're leaning
over
!
We're leaning
!
We're
totally on
a
slant!
We're
leaning
a
lot!!!
Ow, y
our hair
, ow!
Y
our hair
's hitting me
, ow!
It's so bumpy
and painful.
And an awful
ride!
It's so bumpy
,
and painful.
I don't like this
ride!
!
Motor
bik
es
totally, totally...
Motor
cycl
es
are a big no!
What
can
I say to
drag
Hane
into biking?
What
could
I say to
get
Hane
on a bike?
Biking is
exciting
?
"It's really
exciting
to ride on a bike?"
It can
fill
a
hole in your
heart?
"Ride a bike to
fill
the gaping
hole in your
soul?"
You
can
become one with nature?
"
You
'll
become one with nature?
"
Why is everything to be said about biking so tacky?
Why are all these reasons for riding so stale?!
Anything you can say is just platitudes.
There's no use of using such words to get someone to ride a bike.
Why do
people ride bikes?
The reasons
people ride bikes?
Why do people bike?
Why do people bike?
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You
're drenched
if it rains.
You
get wet
if it rains.
It's
cold in the winter
a
nd
hot in the summer.
You get
cold in the winter
. A
nd
it's
hot in the summer.
They break
down
easily, and if you're not careful, you
'll fall.
They break
down
really
easily, and if you're not careful, you
can get injured.
But
we
choose to
bike
anyway, because
...
Aaaah!
Listen
, Hane.
But
even so, the reason
we
ride
bike
s is
...
We
bike
,
because...
Listen
up
, Hane.
As high-school girls, we
aren't allowed to
ride
anything else
!
We
ride
bike
s
because...
As high-school girls, we
can only
ride
bikes
!
Onsa-chan.
Onsa-chan.
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I'm
going to bike.
I'm
gonna get a motorcycle.
Good
, that's the right
decision
, Hane!
Alright
, that's the right
thing to do
, Hane!
Start reading bike magazines, then.
First you need to read bike magazines!
Okay!
Kay!
Drool over bikes you covet.
And start drooling over the bikes you want!
Okay!
Kay!
And
you
ha
ve
to
get your license
.
And
then
you
'
ve
gotta
get your license
!!
Okay
!
Kay
!
What's a license?
What's a license?
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I'm
home
.
I'm
hoooooome
.
Welcome home, Onee-chan.
Welcome home, Onee-chan.
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Sakura
Hey, Yume,
guess
what
girl
s can
do when
they turn 16?
Hey, Yume,
what
's a
girl
allowed to
do when
she's sixteen?
Uhhh Get m
arri
ed?
Umm... M
arri
age?
Bzzzt!!
Nope.
The answer is
: They can g
et a motorcycle license.
The answer is
, "G
et a motorcycle license.
"
You can get a
license?
A
license?
I'm sure
,
Dad and Mom will be happy for me
!
I'm sure
Dad and Mom will be happy for me
.
Oh
? You're
already
in driving school
?
Oh
yeah
? You're
in driving school
already
?
Yup.
Yup.
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Lessons
start today.
My classes
start today.
That aside,
your parents
didn't
say anything about you
bik
ing
?
That aside,
did
your parents
say anything about you
rid
ing
a motorcycle
?
My parents?
My parents?
They're not around.
They're not around.
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They're
far
,
far away.
My parents went somewhere
far
far away.
..
I didn't expect that.
Woah!
I didn't expect that.
I have
my sister Yume
, though, so I'm not lonely.
But
my sister Yume
said that it was ok
for
me to get a
license
.
Yume paid
for
my driver's
license
, too.
She even gave me the money.
Oh yeah
? That's good
news.
Is that so
? That's good
, I guess...
By the way,
it's the
standard
-motorcycle license that you signed up for
, right?
By the way,
did you make sure to apply for a
standard
two-wheeler
, right?
Of course
.
Of course
!
I'm a standard w
eight and
h
eight
,
after all
.
My h
eight and
w
eight
are normal
after all
!
No, it doesn't depend on
the size of the
rider.
Uh,
the size of the
driver doesn't matter...
Raimu-senpai
said she has
one
for
large vehicles
.
Stig
said she has
a license
for
big bikes
.
Wait, is that her
breast
size?
Wait, is that her
chest
size?
Hane, there
's just
one
barrier
to
getting a
license
, did you know?
Hane, there
exists
one
single
barrier
for you
to
get your
license
.
A barrier?
A barrier?
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Indeed
.
Yes
.
The
greatest
challenge of motorcycle lessons:
The
biggest
challenge of motorcycle lessons:
righting
a fallen bike with all your might
.
standing up
a fallen bike with all your might
!
The
lift!
The
Bike Left Test!!
Then again, it's not that bad
once you get the hang
of
it
.
Well,
once you get the hang
if
it
, it ain't so bad
.
So
you
can
do it, Onsa-chan?
So
,
you
're able to
do it, Onsa-chan?
Of course.
Of course.
Wow!
Wow!
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Lifting a 110-kilo Seron
is
n't a big deal,
Lifting a 110-kilo Seron
ai
n't a big deal,
b
ut
I guess I'll
show her how it's done.
B
ut
maybe I should
show her how it's done.
A liter bike?!
A liter bike?!
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Go, go
, Onsa-chan!
Do your best
, Onsa-chan!
!
S-Sure
.
Y-Yeah.
.
How
heavy
is this thing?
How
many kilos
is this thing?
Probably around 240kg
So heavy!!
If I drop it, the cowl will break,
and it'll cost me a ton to repair!
Shoot, I'm done...
Just once in a girl's life, she'll only have to lift something so heavy by herself.
Just one time, during the Bike Lift Test.
If you can pass it, then you'll be able to ride.
So listen carefully, you have to talk to your bike as you ride it.
Alright, Sakura-san. Try lifting the bike as demonstrated.
Yes, Instructor-dono!!
Hup!
I can't.
I can't.
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If I let go now, the cowl will break,
Instructor, how was that?!
and it'll cost me tens of thousands of yen to fix!
You didn't do it
at all.
But I'm spent.
I think y
ou
should go for
a
smaller frame bike
license.
But this is the only time that you,
No,
mine aren't
that small
!!
as a woman, will be lifting something so heavy—
Please let me
try
one more time!!
learning to lift a bike, here, during this lesson.
First, go to
the back
of the line.
If you can do this, you can ride a bike.
It's
a lonely battle, huh?
And listen carefully: you have to communicate with your bike as you ride it.
I never thought about my reason for riding as much
All right, Sakura-san. Lift it up, just as demonstrated.
as I did when I took that Bike Lifiting Test.
Yes sir, instructor.
There are
lots
of reasons
to
not
ride
a
bike
.
I'm done.
So
as long as you have
one reason
then
you
've gotta ride
.
How was that? Was I close?
Why am I
pushing myself this
hard?
Nope, not
at all.
Y
ou
might want to start with
a
small-motorcycle
license.
No,
I'm not
that small
.
I'd like to
try
again.
Line up at
the back
.
What
a lonely battle, huh?
Nothing makes you wonder why you ride bikes more
than when you're trying to learn to lift.
There are
plenty
of reasons
not
to
ride
bike
s
.
So
if there's even
one reason
to,
you
should
.
Why am I
trying so
hard?
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know.
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It's because of what I felt
.
It's because of what I felt
that time
.
I want to
feel that
again
.
I want to
experience it
again
!
But I
'm done for
.
But I
can't even lift it..
.
I can't ride motorcycles.
I can't ride motorcycles.
Step forward with your right foot.
Step forward with your right foot.
And push it up with your whole body.
And push it up with your whole body.
Like this?
Like this?
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Use
my whole body?
Lift with
my whole body?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to ride motorcycles.
I'm going to ride motorcycles.
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I'm
going to
ride
for as long as
the road
goes on
.
I'm
gonna
ride
forever until
the road
ends
.
I'm going to go see Dad and Mom.
I'm going to go see Dad and Mom.
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All the way
over in
America, where they live.
All the way
to
America, where they live.
Oh, they're
alive
.
Oh, they're
not dead
.
It sounds different from
both
Onsa-chan
's
and Raimu-senpai's
.
It sounds different from
Onsa-chan
or Stig
's
motorcycles
.
Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though?
Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though?
You finally did it.
You finally did it.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I'm Baita.
I'm Baita.
I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school,
I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school,
giving her body to countless men.
giving her body to countless men.
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Th-T
his is
that
S-So t
his is
...
"communicating with the motorcycle
" that Onsa-chan was talking about?
the "talking to your bike
" that Onsa-chan was talking about?
!
Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face?
Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face?
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Hey
, you
're going at it.
Ah
, you
s
tudying
?
S
tudying
for
the written exam
, huh?
That takes me back.
Ah,
the written exam
.
That takes me back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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There
are so many
road signs. I
can't
remember them all.
There
's lots of
road signs. I
t's hard to
remember them all.
How
's
your
practicals
?
How
are
your
basics
?
Are you at stage two yet?
Are you at stage two yet?
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I'm doing
pretty
well
.
I'm doing
well
with that
.
The
bike
tells me everything
.
The
motorcycle
tells me everything
after all.
Hold
it, Hane.
Wa
it, Hane.
When you
talk suave
, you
have to do it with a distant gaze,
like this
:
When you
say cool lines like that
, you
gotta look
like this
My
bike taught me
all about
life
's ups and downs.
"The
bike taught me
everything in
life
."
See you,
Onsa-chan
! I'm going to be
late
for my lesson.
Onsa-chan
, since the test's gonna start now I gotta go, see ya
late
r!
Hey, look. There's
actually someone
riding
a bike
to school
in this day and age
.
Hey, look. There's
still people
riding
to school
on a motorcycle
.
How unusual.
How unusual.
How naughty.
How naughty.
Hayakawa?
Hayakawa?
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There
'
s something I
want
you to bring
me.
There
i
s something I
wish of
you to bring
.
Gas, o
il,
t
ires,
c
hain,
e
ngine,
brakes, horn,
Fuel, O
il,
T
ires,
C
hain,
E
ngine,
c
lutch,
l
ights,
battery, bolts.
C
lutch,
L
ights,
Mirrors.
I got it.
Ready to roll!!
Hane-chan, it's
good
to inspect your
bike before
mounting
it,
Hane-chan, it's
a
good
thing to check the
bike before
riding
it,
but it's even more important to inspect
a
man before mounting him.
but it's even more important to inspect
the
man before mounting him.
First, check his shoes.
First, check his shoes.
Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has.
Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has.
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Number
three,
Sakura Hane.
Number
3:
Sakura Hane.
Here
we
go!
Here
I
go!
Are
you listening
, Hane-chan
?
Hane-chan,
you listening
?
Half clutching is
hard.
Half clutching is
so
hard.
I get shakey whenever I start moving.
I get shakey whenever I start moving.
Do the gachon pose with your fingers.
Do the gachon pose with your fingers.
"Gachon"?
"Gachon"?
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See, this is why I can't stand millennials
.
My my, you're such a Heisei kid
.
It's like
when
you're scratching a
man
you
despise
.
It's like
you're scratching a
guy
you
hate
.
Like this?
Like this?
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That's
it.
That's
right.
Treat your
bike
the way you'd treat
a man.
Handling a
bike
is just like handling
a man.
Don't let it push you down so easily.
Take command and run 'em 'till they're about to collapse!!
Good work.
Great work!
Thank you again.
Thanks again for today.
Good work.
Nice work!
Oh my, she
's done it again.
Oh my. That girl
's done it again.
Is
the bike
okay?!
Is
her motorcycle
okay?!
I hate this bike
!
Oh come on,
I hate this bike
.
Why are all the bikes at
the driving
school
Hondas?
Why are all the bikes at
this
school
stupid
Hondas?
!
Huh?
Huh?
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Isn't
she
from
my class
?
I think
she
's in
my class
...
You
're here for
your license too
, huh
, Suzunoki-san?
You
came to get
your license too
right
, Suzunoki-san?
You can
call me Rin.
Just
call me Rin.
Okay, Rin-chan.
Okay, Rin-chan.
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You can
call me
Hane
.
You can
just
call me
"
Hane
" then
.
Got it, Hane.
Got it, Hane.
By the way, are you okay?
By the way, are you okay?
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That was a pretty spectacular wipe-out.
It looked like you should've died.
We
just
can
't
click
.
I
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CR I'm not in middle school anymore. There, there. I studied really hard to get into this girls' school. Where they allow bikes. Starting tomorrow, I'll have café au lait. Sakura Hane, on her first day of high school! 500 meters to school! She's climbing the last hill! I'm spent. Sakura is going to push her bike up the rest of the hill. It's called a bike so why can't it be an actual bike? He jumped the gun! I ain't letting no dinky bicycle get ahead of me! Dammit, get in first gear! What's up with her? She was revving. Are we allowed to go to school by bike? Why are cyclists all such losers? Wandering around the car lanes in those tight pants and weird helmets! Is that a middle-school helmet? And she was making bike sounds. So this is a motorcycle! What's up? Are you interested in bikes? Because they're badass? No, not at all. I just thought it was nice that you didn't have to pedal up the hill. I'm totally not interested. And I don't think they're badass, either. Stonewalling, huh? The sound was awesome, though. I've never heard anything like it. When's your birthday? May third, why? Sixteen next month, huh? Why don't you start biking, too? That way, you won't have to get all sweaty every morning climbing the hill. Me? A motorcycle? Yeah. Only a fool can ride a bike. And you're a fool. You're qualified to ride a bike. Amano Onsa, class 1-A. Nice to meet you. I'm Sakura Hane. I'm in class A, too. Do you have time after school today? Come hang out with me. Sure, I guess. Bike Club!! Bike Club? Yeah. Our school has no rules regarding bikes. In other words, we're free to bike to school or even to start a club. I'm coming in. Wow, you scared me. So your name's Raimu-senpai? It seems this weirdo senpai is the only person in the bike club. Honestly, I don't want to join. Club Registration Date Grade Name I am interested in joining the Bike Club. Notes No way! I don't want to spend my youth alone with this creeper. If only she'll join at least... Hey, I just had a thought. What do bikers do when it's raining? You just get wet. That kind of sucks. Maybe I'll pass on having a motorcycle. Wait, think it through! Bikes are so great that those kinds of downsides don't even matter! How so? Well, for example, umm... Umm... Well... How are bikes great? Right! Because you have wind and freedom! I'm getting on with you? My butt's vibrating with the sound. We're leaning over! We're totally on a slant! Ow, your hair, ow! It's so bumpy and painful. And an awful ride! Motorbikes totally, totally... What can I say to drag Hane into biking? Biking is exciting? It can fill a hole in your heart? You can become one with nature? Why is everything to be said about biking so tacky? Anything you can say is just platitudes. Why do people ride bikes? Why do people bike? You're drenched if it rains. It's cold in the winter and hot in the summer. They break down easily, and if you're not careful, you'll fall. But we choose to bike anyway, because... Listen, Hane. We bike, because... As high-school girls, we aren't allowed to ride anything else! Onsa-chan. I'm going to bike. Good, that's the right decision, Hane! Start reading bike magazines, then. Okay! Drool over bikes you covet. Okay! And you have to get your license. Okay! What's a license? I'm home. Welcome home, Onee-chan. Sakura Hey, Yume, what's a girl allowed to do when she's sixteen? Umm... Marriage? Nope. The answer is, "Get a motorcycle license." A license? I'm sure Dad and Mom will be happy for me. Oh yeah? You're in driving school already? Yup. Lessons start today. That aside, your parents didn't say anything about you biking? My parents? They're not around. They're far, far away. I didn't expect that. I have my sister Yume, though, so I'm not lonely. Yume paid for my driver's license, too. Oh yeah? That's good news. By the way, it's the standard-motorcycle license that you signed up for, right? Of course. I'm a standard weight and height, after all. No, it doesn't depend on the size of the rider. Raimu-senpai said she has one for large vehicles. Wait, is that her breast size? Hane, there's just one barrier to getting a license, did you know? A barrier? Indeed. The greatest challenge of motorcycle lessons: righting a fallen bike with all your might. The lift! Then again, it's not that bad once you get the hang of it. So you can do it, Onsa-chan? Of course. Wow! Lifting a 110-kilo Seron isn't a big deal, but I guess I'll show her how it's done. A liter bike?! Go, go, Onsa-chan! S-Sure. How heavy is this thing? Probably around 240kg I can't. If I let go now, the cowl will break, and it'll cost me tens of thousands of yen to fix! But I'm spent. But this is the only time that you, as a woman, will be lifting something so heavy— learning to lift a bike, here, during this lesson. If you can do this, you can ride a bike. And listen carefully: you have to communicate with your bike as you ride it. All right, Sakura-san. Lift it up, just as demonstrated. Yes sir, instructor. I'm done. How was that? Was I close? Nope, not at all. You might want to start with a small-motorcycle license. No, I'm not that small. I'd like to try again. Line up at the back. What a lonely battle, huh? Nothing makes you wonder why you ride bikes more than when you're trying to learn to lift. There are plenty of reasons not to ride bikes. So if there's even one reason to, you should. Why am I trying so hard? Oh, I know. It's because of what I felt. I want to feel that again. But I'm done for. I can't ride motorcycles. Step forward with your right foot. And push it up with your whole body. Like this? Use my whole body? Yeah. I'm going to ride motorcycles. I'm going to ride for as long as the road goes on. I'm going to go see Dad and Mom. All the way over in America, where they live. Oh, they're alive. It sounds different from both Onsa-chan's and Raimu-senpai's. Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though? You finally did it. I'm over here. I'm Baita. I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school, giving her body to countless men. Th-This is that "communicating with the motorcycle" that Onsa-chan was talking about? Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face? Hey, you're going at it. Studying for the written exam, huh? That takes me back. Yeah. There are so many road signs. I can't remember them all. How's your practicals? Are you at stage two yet? I'm doing pretty well. The bike tells me everything. Hold it, Hane. When you talk suave, you have to do it with a distant gaze, like this: My bike taught me all about life's ups and downs. See you, Onsa-chan! I'm going to be late for my lesson. Hey, look. There's actually someone riding a bike to school in this day and age. How unusual. How naughty. Hayakawa? There's something I want you to bring me. Gas, oil, tires, chain, engine, brakes, horn, clutch, lights, battery, bolts. I got it. Hane-chan, it's good to inspect your bike before mounting it, but it's even more important to inspect a man before mounting him. First, check his shoes. Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has. Number three, Sakura Hane. Here we go! Are you listening, Hane-chan? Half clutching is hard. I get shakey whenever I start moving. Do the gachon pose with your fingers. "Gachon"? See, this is why I can't stand millennials. It's like when you're scratching a man you despise. Like this? That's it. Treat your bike the way you'd treat a man. Don't let it push you down so easily. Good work. Thank you again. Good work. Oh my, she's done it again. Is the bike okay?! I hate this bike! Why are all the bikes at the driving school Hondas? Huh? Isn't she from my class? You're here for your license too, huh, Suzunoki-san? You can call me Rin. Okay, Rin-chan. You can call me Hane. Got it, Hane. By the way, are you okay? That was a pretty spectacular wipe-out. We just can't click. You know how all the bikes here are Su-Fours? "Su-Fours"? Yeah. Honda's CB400 Super Four. Su-Four for short. Have you planned what you're going to ride when you get your license? No, not yet. What about you? I have my own bike already. Superman! My bike is the number-one, best-looking bike in the history of Japan—no, the world! Bike Club? That's a club at our school? Are you an extra-large? What? Huh, Suzunoki goes to driving school, too? I've never seen anyone wear a racing suit here. Hey, why don't we swing by the bike store? Hane hasn't chosen a bike yet. Yes! Let's go! You say that as if you've already chosen your bike, Suzunoki. Have you? Yeah. It's a hand-me-down from my parents, though. A Suzuki, eh? So many motorcycles! What do you think of this one, Hane? Zucchini? Ducati. That's a nice red. This bike's actually pretty economical. Eco? It doesn't use too much gas? It doesn't use much gas, because it breaks down whenever you want to ride it. Listen, Hane. All bikes break down, to some degree or another. Exactly. It's because it breaks down that you develop a bond to it. You always have to keep it maintained. Huh. Except... Not for Hondas. I like the motorcycle I'm riding now. The Su-Four, was it? You're one of those people. You don't know anything else, so you buy whatever you rode at driving school. Even though they have the most boring bikes possible at driving school. I like the Su-Four, though. I know, right? I like your hair, it's so fluffy. Hey, Suzunoki, would you like to join our club? Sure. Hane told me about it. I was thinking of joining. Please! Yay! Whoa, a GS1200SS! It has a ginormous cowl, so big that a fairy could survive a winter in it. Yup, yup. A boxy tail that abandons any notion of design. Yup, yup. And of course, they sell it as a "no-frills bike for men!" No matter how you look at it... Right? Ready? And... It's lame! It's awesome! How the heck?! I mean, you were like, "Yup, yup." I meant that's why it's awesome. You're unbelievable! You must not be human, if you can't tell why this bike's so great. Dude, seriously? Hane, you understand, right? My sister said you shouldn't be embarrassed about having different taste. Why am I the weird one here? Th-Then... How about the Impulse X, which was designed by a foreigner Tokyo Tower who incorporated the Tokyo Tower and shrine gates in his design Shrine gate to give it an over-the-top bizarre Japanese aesthetic? It's the best design in the world! She's one of them. She loves any Suzuki bike unconditionally, no matter how bad. She's a Suzuki zealot. I can't be with uncultured people like you! Rin-chan's gone. Yeah. But she's still a bike-lover and a rider. Allow me to borrow the words of John F. Kennedy: In exporting motorcycles throughout the world, our nation of Japan has brought liberty and justice to all. And yet, could you say to your heart, "Freedom, except for Suzuki riders," that we are all equal before the Lord except for Suzuki? I'm going to go talk to Rin-chan. I'm going to graduate soon and show off my awesome bike. Rin-chan. Hane. Hey, Rin-chan, Onsa-chan was saying... Umm... Like, every motorcycle, except for Suzukis, are free and equal. Which motorcycle are you riding? Thanks for telling me. We're friends, Hane. But... I'm going to kill that frizzhead! Next time on BAKUON!! "School!!"
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Bit I'm not in middle school anymore. Woah, easy girl. All that hard work to get into this high school was for your sake. Where schoolgirls are allowed to ride bikes. Starting tomorrow, I'll have coffee. Sakura Hane High Schooler on her first day of school. With only 546 yards remaining! She's climbing the last hill! I can't go on. It looks like Sakura's decided to walk and push her bike. It's called a bike so why can't it bike itself. He just blew the red light! My bike would never lose to a rattle-trap bicycle like that! Get in first gear! What was all that? Her engine revving was so annoying. Can you really ride a motorcycle to school here? Vrrrmm mmmmmm! Vrm! Vrm! Vroooom!!! Why is it that every jerk riding a bicycle acts like such an idiot?! Wandering around the car lanes in spandex and weird helmets! Is that a middle-school helmet? Vroooom! And making motorcycle noises... Ka-boom! It's a motorcycle... What's up with you? Interested in motorcycles? Because they're so cool!! Nope nope, that's ridiculous. I just thought it would be easier to get up the hills with one. I absolutely have no interest. I don't think they're cool either. Stalling the question, huh? But, I guess it had an awesome sound. It's like nothing I've ever heard before. What's your birthday? It's May 3rd... One month til' you're 16, huh. How about you get a bike? You won't have to get all sweaty climbing those hills everyday. Me? Get a motorcycle? Yeah. Only an idiot would ride a bike. You're an idiot... So you've got what it takes! Amano Onsa, class 1-A. Nice to meet ya. I'm Sakura Hane. I'm in class A, too. Do you have time after school? Come hang out with me. I guess... Bike Club!! Bike Club? Yeah. This school has no rules about motorcycles. In other words, we're free to ride our bikes to school, or even make clubs. I'm coming in. Aaaaaaaaaah!! Jeez, you sure surprised us. So your name's Stig? It seems this Stig is the only member of the club. Honestly, I don't want to join. No way!! I don't want to spend my years as a student with this Stig!! Maybe I'd join if she joined at least... Hey, I just thought of something. What do you do when it rains? If it rains, you'll get wet. Ehhh? That's no good... I guess I shouldn't bother with bikes then... Wait! Don't decide that so quickly!! Motorcycles are so amazing that they make up for their disadvantages. How so? Well... Umm... Well... How are bikes so great? The wind and freedom! I'm getting on with you? The sound's making my bottom vibrate. We're leaning! We're leaning a lot!!! Your hair's hitting me, ow! It's so bumpy, and painful. I don't like this ride!! Motorcycles are a big no! What could I say to get Hane on a bike? "It's really exciting to ride on a bike?" "Ride a bike to fill the gaping hole in your soul?" "You'll become one with nature?" Why are all these reasons for riding so stale?! There's no use of using such words to get someone to ride a bike. The reasons people ride bikes? Why do people bike? You get wet if it rains. You get cold in the winter. And it's hot in the summer. They breakdown really easily, and if you're not careful, you can get injured. Aaaah! But even so, the reason we ride bikes is... Listen up, Hane. We ride bikes because... As high-school girls, we can only ride bikes! Onsa-chan. I'm gonna get a motorcycle. Alright, that's the right thing to do, Hane! First you need to read bike magazines! Kay! And start drooling over the bikes you want! Kay! And then you've gotta get your license!! Kay! What's a license? I'm hoooooome. Welcome home, Onee-chan. Hey, Yume, guess what girls can do when they turn 16? Uhhh Get married? Bzzzt!! The answer is: They can get a motorcycle license. You can get a license? I'm sure, Dad and Mom will be happy for me! Oh? You're already in driving school? Yup. My classes start today. That aside, did your parents say anything about you riding a motorcycle? My parents? They're not around. My parents went somewhere far far away... Woah! I didn't expect that. But my sister Yume said that it was ok for me to get a license. She even gave me the money. Is that so? That's good, I guess... By the way, did you make sure to apply for a standard two-wheeler, right? Of course! My height and weight are normal after all! Uh, the size of the driver doesn't matter... Stig said she has a license for big bikes. Wait, is that her chest size? Hane, there exists one single barrier for you to get your license. A barrier? Yes. The biggest challenge of motorcycle lessons: standing up a fallen bike with all your might! The Bike Left Test!! Well, once you get the hang if it, it ain't so bad. So, you're able to do it, Onsa-chan? Of course. Wow! Lifting a 110-kilo Seron ain't a big deal, But maybe I should show her how it's done. A liter bike?! Do your best, Onsa-chan!! Y-Yeah.. How many kilos is this thing? So heavy!! If I drop it, the cowl will break, and it'll cost me a ton to repair! Shoot, I'm done... Just once in a girl's life, she'll only have to lift something so heavy by herself. Just one time, during the Bike Lift Test. If you can pass it, then you'll be able to ride. So listen carefully, you have to talk to your bike as you ride it. Alright, Sakura-san. Try lifting the bike as demonstrated. Yes, Instructor-dono!! Hup! I can't. Instructor, how was that?! You didn't do it at all. I think you should go for a smaller frame bike license. No, mine aren't that small!! Please let me try one more time!! First, go to the back of the line. It's a lonely battle, huh? I never thought about my reason for riding as much as I did when I took that Bike Lifiting Test. There are lots of reasons to not ride a bike. So as long as you have one reason then you've gotta ride. Why am I pushing myself this hard? Oh, I know. It's because of what I felt that time. I want to experience it again! But I can't even lift it... I can't ride motorcycles. Step forward with your right foot. And push it up with your whole body. Like this? Lift with my whole body? Yeah. I'm going to ride motorcycles. I'm gonna ride forever until the road ends. I'm going to go see Dad and Mom. All the way to America, where they live. Oh, they're not dead. It sounds different from Onsa-chan or Stig's motorcycles. Oh yeah, whose voice was that, though? You finally did it. I'm over here. I'm Baita. I'm a soulless machine who makes money for the training school, giving her body to countless men. S-So this is... the "talking to your bike" that Onsa-chan was talking about?! Do you know what it's like to have a man's crotch on your face? Ah, you studying? Ah, the written exam. That takes me back. Yeah. There's lots of road signs. It's hard to remember them all. How are your basics? Are you at stage two yet? I'm doing well with that. The motorcycle tells me everything after all. Wait, Hane. When you say cool lines like that, you gotta look like this "The bike taught me everything in life." Onsa-chan, since the test's gonna start now I gotta go, see ya later! Hey, look. There's still people riding to school on a motorcycle. How unusual. How naughty. Hayakawa? There is something I wish of you to bring. Fuel, Oil, Tires, Chain, Engine, Clutch, Lights, Mirrors. Ready to roll!! Hane-chan, it's a good thing to check the bike before riding it, but it's even more important to inspect the man before mounting him. First, check his shoes. Then check what color his credit cards are, and how many he has. Number 3: Sakura Hane. Here I go! Hane-chan, you listening? Half clutching is so hard. I get shakey whenever I start moving. Do the gachon pose with your fingers. "Gachon"? My my, you're such a Heisei kid. It's like you're scratching a guy you hate. Like this? That's right. Handling a bike is just like handling a man. Take command and run 'em 'till they're about to collapse!! Great work! Thanks again for today. Nice work! Oh my. That girl's done it again. Is her motorcycle okay?! Oh come on, I hate this bike. Why are all the bikes at this school stupid Hondas?! Huh? I think she's in my class... You came to get your license too right, Suzunoki-san? Just call me Rin. Okay, Rin-chan. You can just call me "Hane" then. Got it, Hane. By the way, are you okay? It looked like you should've died. I just don't like that bike. You know how this school uses Super Fours? "Super Fours"? Yeah. Honda's CB400 Super Four. Super Four for short. By the way, have you decided what bike you're going to get when you get your license? No, not yet! What about you, Rin-chan? I have my own bike already. Superman! My bike is Japan's Best, no, the World's Best super cool motorcycle in all of history! Bike Club? There's a club like that at our school? Are yours extra-large? What? Huh? You're going to training school too, Suzunoki? Also it's my first time seeing someone in a racing suit. Hey, wanna go look at the bike dealerships? Since Hane hasn't chosen a bike yet. Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! You say that, but have you chosen a bike yet, Suzunoki? Yeah. It's just a hand-me-down from my parents. A Suzuki? Wow! There's so many motorcycles!! Hane, what do you think of this one? Zukachi? Ducati. Such a pretty red huh. This bike's an economic, of sorts. Eco? It doesn't use a lot of gasoline? It never uses any gas because there's always something broken. Listen, Hane. Every bike breaks down sooner or later. Exactly. When they break, they kinda grow on you. You always gotta repair it. Huh. Except... for Hondas! The bike I'm riding now is pretty nice though. The Super Four, or something. Ah, you're one of those people. You barely know anything, so you just get the bike you got during training. Even though those bikes are so boring. I like the Super Four, though. I know, right? Your hair's cute, it's so fluffy. U-uhm Hey, Suzunoki, if you'd like, could you join our club? Sure. Hane already told me, So I was thinking of joining. Please! Yay! Whoa, a GS1200SS! With a cowl so huge, a fairy could survive the winter in it Mmhmm. A square tail that could only make you think that they forgot all about actual design. Yes, Yes. And of course, it's slogan: "A simple man's bike" Hya! No matter how you look at it... Right? Ready, and- What was that about?! Huh, but you were nodding your head? I was nodding because I thought it was really cool! I don't believe it! How could someone not understand the bike's coolness? You're not even human!! How far are you going... H-Hane You will surely understand me, right? Having different tastes from someone is nothing to be embarrassed about. At least that's what my sister says. Why have I become the weird one... W-Well... When foreign designers thought of Japan, they worked things like Tokyo Tower and Torii into their design, which gave us the over-the-edge Impulse X... It's the best design in the world!! She's one of them. You sometimes run into those Suzuki fans that say even the bad ones are good. She's a huge Suzuki fan. I can't be here with people who don't know good bikes from bad bikes. Rin-chan just ran away. Yeah. But even if she's a Suzuki fanatic, she's still a motorcycle lover. Allow me to borrow the words of President John F. Kennedy. By way of Japan's motorcycle exports They've given the people of the world freedom and equality, nevertheless The riders of this world have the origin of freedom in their very souls But not those who ride Suzukis. And their motorcycles eliminate discrimination in line with god-given equality Except for Suzukis. Or something like that! I'm going to go talk to Rin-chan!! I'm going to hurry up and graduate, and show them how cool my bike is! Rin-chan. Hane. Hey Rin-chan, you know that stuff Onsa-chan was saying? Umm... Like, except for Suzukis, all bikes are free and equal! Which motorcycle are you riding? Thanks for telling me. Hane, we're friends, you and I. But... As for Frazzle... I'll kill her!! Bakuon!! Next time on Bakuon!! "School!!"
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