Crunchyroll vs Kaizoku
364 lines
Geto: Things were busy that summer.
Geto: Things were busy that summer.
Geto: The frequent disasters of the past year probably played a role,
Geto: Perhaps due to all those frequent disasters last year.
Geto: but cursed spirits were springing up like maggots.
Geto: Curses were springing up like maggots.
Geto: Exorcise, absorb.
Geto: Exorcise. Consume.
Geto: Over and over.
Geto: Over and over.
Geto: Exorcise.
Geto: Exorcise.
Geto: Absorb.
Geto: Consume.
Geto: No one else understands
Geto: It's a taste nobody knows.
Geto: what cursed spirits taste like.
Geto: The taste of a curse.
Geto: It's like swallowing a dirty rag that's been used to clean up shit and vomit.
Geto: Like swallowing a rag used to wipe up shit and vomit.
Geto: Exorcise.
Geto: Exorcise.
Geto: Absorb.
Geto: Consume.
Geto: "What I witnessed isn't uncommon."
Geto: What I witnessed was nothing out of the ordinary.
Geto: "I understood the ugliness of the masses,
Geto: A hideous evil known to everyone.
Geto: and still chose to be a jujutsu sorcerer who saves others."
Geto: Despite knowing that, I still chose to be a sorcerer who saves others.
Geto: That's what I've been telling myself ever since that day.
Geto: That's what I've been telling myself ever since that day.
Geto: Ever since that day.
Geto: Ever since that day.
Utahime: Apparently, this used to be the home of the president
Utahime: This building
Utahime: of a company managing a local chain of barbecue restaurants.
Utahime: belonged to the president of a company that ran a chain of barbecue restaurants in the area.
Utahime: However, in July of last year,
Utahime: However, his business suffered a devastating blow due to the mad cow disease outbreak last July.
Utahime: the mad cow disease breakout dealt a fatal blow to his restaurants,
Utahime: Burdened by huge debts, he committed suicide with his family.
Utahime: so he committed suicide with his family after they were buried under vast debt.
Utahime: Since then, the mansion has become a well-known haunted location.
Utahime: From then on, local rumors claimed the president's home was haunted,
Utahime: From local school kids to college students from outside, and even part-timers,
Utahime: so local school kids, college students from outside the prefecture,
Utahime: many visit it as a test of courage, and many of them go missing.
Utahime: job-hoppers, and others would visit it as part of a test of courage,
Utahime: As rumors continued to multiply, the damage must have kept on escalating.
Utahime: and subsequently go missing.
Mei Mei: Rumors around haunted locations and such do tend to spread rather quickly.
Utahime: Those rumors brought about more rumors,
Mei Mei: It's unbelievable how fast word gets around these days thanks to the Internet.
Utahime: and the damage just continued to spread.
Mei Mei: All this just means more work for us sorcerers.
Mei Mei: Rumors do tend to spread rather quickly around haunted spots.
Utahime: Additionally, three elementary school kids went missing on their way home.
Mei Mei: They can spread at an unbelievable pace nowadays, thanks to the Internet.
Utahime: Their friends, families, or the police must be out looking for them.
Mei Mei: This all just means even more work for us jujutsu sorcerers.
Utahime: If they get to the mansion, there's a good chance they might end up as victims themselves.
Utahime: In addition to that, three grade school kids went missing on their way home from school.
Utahime: We have to sever the root of the problem as soon as possible.
Utahime: There's also a high chance the families, police, colleagues,
Mei Mei: HQ seems to have the same idea. That's why they sent me along to investigate.
Utahime: and friends who trace the paths of those who disappeared
Mei Mei: It must be important if they're willing to pay my fees.
Utahime: will reach the mansion and become victims themselves.
Utahime: Are you extorting them again?
Utahime: We have to sever the root of this issue as soon as possible.
Mei Mei: HQ sent us to investigate because they reached the same conclusion.
Sign: Warning! Entering These Premises Is Forbidden! Many Have Gone Missing!
Mei Mei: They're even paying my fees, which aren't cheap.
Utahime: Did you overcharge them again?
Mei Mei: You make it sound so bad.
Mei Mei: You make it sound so bad.
Mei Mei: Call it negotiation.
Mei Mei: It's called negotiation.
Assistant Supervisor: We're here.
Assistant Supervisor: We're here.
Mei Mei: Let's go, then.
Mei Mei: Let's go, then.
Utahime: Emerge from darkness, blacker than darkness.
Utahime: Emerge from the darkness that is darker than black.
Utahime: Purify that—
Utahime: Purify that which—
Mei Mei: There's no need for a veil.
Mei Mei: A Veil won't be necessary.
Utahime: Huh?
Utahime: Really?
Mei Mei: I don't sense the presence of any Curses.
Mei Mei: I don't sense the presence of any curses here.
Mei Mei: The cause is almost certainly inside the building.
Mei Mei: There's a very good chance that it's inside the building.
Mei Mei: You can cast the veil later if we end up attacking it from outside.
Mei Mei: You can cast the Veil later if we end up attacking it from outside.
Utahime: It's unlocked.
Utahime: It's unlocked.
Utahime: Seems like something's blocking the door.
Utahime: Seems like something's blocking the door.
Utahime: What is all this?
Utahime: What is all this?
Utahime: Mei-san.
Utahime: Mei.
Mei Mei: It's here.
Mei Mei: It's here.
Mei Mei: And it's all around us, too.
Mei Mei: Its presence is all around us.
Mei Mei: Let's get going.
Mei Mei: Let's get to work.
Mei Mei: I don't need that, but you do, right?
Mei Mei: I don't need that, but I'm guessing you do.
Utahime: Thank you.
Utahime: Thank you.
Utahime: All right.
Utahime: All right.
Utahime: I-Incredible.
Utahime: This place is huge!
Utahime: Oh, it still has electricity.
Utahime: Oh, it still has electricity.
Mei Mei: For now, let's have a look inside the building.
Mei Mei: Let's take a quick look around the building first.
Mei Mei: I'll take this floor,
Mei Mei: I'll take this floor. You take the second.
Mei Mei: you take the second.
Utahime: Huh? All by myself?
Utahime: Huh? All by myself?
Mei Mei: Is there a problem with that?
Mei Mei: Is there a problem with that?
Utahime: N-No, i-it's fine.
Utahime: N-No, i-it's fine.
Mei Mei: Off you go, then.
Mei Mei: Off you go, then.
Utahime: Okay.
Utahime: Okay.
Utahime: This is the last one.
Utahime: This is the last one.
Mei Mei: You could be the next big Scream Queen.
Mei Mei: You could be the next big Scream Queen.
Utahime: Jeez!
Utahime: Jeez! Please don't startle me like that!
Utahime: Please don't startle me like that!
Mei Mei: You got startled all on your own.
Mei Mei: You got startled all on your own.
Utahime: Are you done exploring the first floor?
Utahime: Are you done exploring the first floor?
Mei Mei: This is the first floor.
Mei Mei: This is the first floor.
Utahime: Huh?
Utahime: Come again?
Mei Mei: I was walking down the first floor hallway.
Mei Mei: I was walking down the first floor hallway.
Utahime: What? But...
Utahime: What? But...
Utahime: I know I entered a room at the end of the hallway...
Utahime: I know I entered a room at the end of the hallway...
Mei Mei: A box of candy.
Mei Mei: Boxes of snacks.
Mei Mei: A bag of potato chips.
Mei Mei: Bags of chips.
Mei Mei: Cans.
Mei Mei: Juice cans.
Mei Mei: A backpack.
Mei Mei: Backpack.
Mei Mei: A sweatshirt.
Mei Mei: Sweatshirt.
Mei Mei: I've already seen this three times.
Mei Mei: I've seen these three times by now.
Mei Mei: And see these marks? I made them on my way through here.
Mei Mei: Did you notice these marks? I made them on my way through here.
Mei Mei: It would seem that we're already in the belly of the beast.
Mei Mei: It would seem that we're already inside the belly of the beast.
Utahime: Huh?
Utahime: No way...
Utahime: For real?
Utahime: For real?
Utahime: How long is this hallway?
Utahime: How long is this hallway?
Mei Mei: We've been moving for thirty minutes,
Mei Mei: We've been moving for thirty minutes, so about four kilometers so far.
Mei Mei: so about four kilometers so far.
Utahime: It's not an Innate Domain, is it?
Utahime: It's not an innate domain, is it?
Mei Mei: It's not.
Mei Mei: It's not.
Mei Mei: Those are manifestations of the spirit's mindscape.
Mei Mei: Those are manifestations of one's mindscape.
Mei Mei: Which means...
Mei Mei: Any other ideas?
Utahime: This is a barrier.
Utahime: This must be a barrier.
Mei Mei: Correct.
Mei Mei: Correct.
Mei Mei: Most likely, the victims were trapped inside this
Mei Mei: The victims were most likely trapped here too, and eventually killed by the curse.
Mei Mei: and then killed by the cursed spirit.
Mei Mei: Considering it's using techniques like this, the curse itself should be weak.
Mei Mei: Though, considering the use of this technique,
Mei Mei: If we can just escape this barrier...
Mei Mei: the cursed spirit itself should be weak.
Mei Mei: Time for a quiz.
Mei Mei: So if we can just escape this barrier...
Mei Mei: Now, quiz time.
Mei Mei: How would you break this, Utahime?
Mei Mei: How would you break this, Utahime?
Utahime: This hallway is repeating itself.
Utahime: This hallway is repeating itself.
Utahime: At first...
Utahime: At first...
Utahime: I thought...
Utahime: I thought it was like this.
Mei Mei: I'm surprised you could touch them.
Mei Mei: Bold of you to touch them.
Utahime: ...it was shaped like a donut.
Utahime: I assumed it was shaped like a donut.
Utahime: But we passed by four of the marks you made, right?
Utahime: But we passed by four of the marks you made, right?
Utahime: When I calculated how many paces apart they were, I got...
Utahime: When I counted how many steps apart they were, I got...
Utahime: 122,
Utahime: 122,
Utahime: 203,
Utahime: 203,
Utahime: 157,
Utahime: 157,
Utahime: and 270 paces.
Utahime: and 270 steps.
Utahime: So the spacing between marks was random.
Utahime: So the spacing between marks was random.
Mei Mei: I see.
Mei Mei: Interesting.
Utahime: The interval between repetitions isn't standardized.
Utahime: The interval between repetitions isn't consistent.
Utahime: Which means that, most likely...
Utahime: So I think... it must be something like this.
Utahime: this barrier is patching spaces together.
Utahime: The barrier is patching spaces together.
Utahime: So if we both run down the hallway at top speed, then at some point...
Utahime: I think if we both run down the hallway at top speed, then at some point...
Utahime: It'll break.
Utahime: It'll break.
Mei Mei: Close. Ninety points.
Mei Mei: Close. Ninety points.
Utahime: D'oh.
Utahime: D'oh.
Utahime: What's the remaining ten?
Utahime: What did I miss?
Mei Mei: When we run, we do so in opposite directions at the same time.
Mei Mei: Don't you think it would be more effective if we ran in opposite directions?
Utahime: I get it!
Utahime: I get it!
Utahime: So my patching theory was correct,
Utahime: If my patching theory is correct,
Utahime: and if we quickly advance in different directions,
Utahime: running in opposite directions would make it harder for the curse to hold the barrier together.
Utahime: that makes it harder for the cursed spirit to hold the barrier together.
Utahime: Once we have an opening, we might be able to escape!
Utahime: And once we have that opening, we might be able to get out.
Mei Mei: One hundred points.
Mei Mei: One hundred points.
Utahime: Then, with that settled...
Utahime: It's settled, then.
Utahime: If this works, I'll be expecting a promotion.
Utahime: If this works, I'll be expecting a promotion.
Mei Mei: How much do you have in savings?
Mei Mei: How much do you have in savings?
Utahime: What?
Utahime: What?
Mei Mei: Never mind. I'll think about it.
Mei Mei: Never mind. I'll think about it.
Utahime: Right!
Utahime: Right!
Utahime: Okay... Ready, set...
Utahime: Ready.
Utahime: Set.
Utahime: Go!
Utahime: Go!
Utahime: We did it!
Utahime: It worked!
Utahime: Wait, wha—
Utahime: Wait, wha—
Gojo: I'm here to save you,
Gojo: I'm here to save your ass, Utahime.
Gojo: Utahime.
Gojo: You cryin'?
Gojo: Are you crying?
Utahime: I'm not crying!
Utahime: I'm not crying!
Utahime: And be more polite!
Utahime: Respect your seniors!
Mei Mei: If I was crying, would you console me?
Mei Mei: If I was crying, would you console me?
Mei Mei: I'd certainly appreciate that.
Mei Mei: I would certainly appreciate that.
Gojo: Nah, you wouldn't cry, Mei-san.
Gojo: Nah, I know you wouldn't cry. You're strong.
Gojo: You're strong.
Mei Mei: You think?
Mei Mei: That so?
Utahime: Gojo! You listen here!
Utahime: Gojo! You listen here!
Utahime: I don't need your hel—
Utahime: I don't need your hel—
Geto: Don't swallow it.
Geto: Don't swallow it.
Geto: I'll absorb it later.
Geto: I'll consume it later.
Geto: Satoru, it's not nice to pick on the weak.
Geto: Satoru, it's not nice to pick on the weak.
Gojo: What kind of idiot picks on the strong?
Gojo: What kinda idiot picks on the strong?
Mei Mei: You're the one fanning the flames like it comes naturally, Geto-kun.
Mei Mei: You're the one who is picking on her, Geto. You don't even know it.
Shoko: Utahime-senpai!
Geto: Oops.
Shoko: Utahime!
Shoko: Are you okay?
Shoko: Are you okay?
Utahime: Shoko!
Utahime: Shoko!
Shoko: I was worried about you.
Shoko: We hadn't heard from you for two whole days. I was worried.
Shoko: We hadn't heard from you for two whole days.
Utahime: Shoko!
Utahime: Shoko!
Utahime: Shoko! Don't let yourself turn out like those two!
Utahime: Shoko! Don't turn out like those two, okay?!
Shoko: I won't turn into trash like them.
Shoko: No way I'll become trash like them.
Gojo: The path Utahime walked is falling apart.
Gojo: Look at the trash where Utahime just walked by!
Geto: Shut up.
Geto: Shut up.
Utahime: Wait, two days?
Utahime: Wait, two days?
Gojo: Ah, was the cursed spirit's barrier one of those that messes with time?
Gojo: Ah, was it one of those barriers that messes with your perception of time?
Gojo: They're rare, but they do happen now and then.
Gojo: They're rare, but they do pop up every now and then.
Gojo: I thought it was odd, since Mei-san was with you.
Gojo: The whole situation did seem odd since Mei was with you.
Mei Mei: Seems like it was.
Mei Mei: That seems to be the case.
Gojo: Something the matter?
Gojo: Something the matter?
Mei Mei: No. Just realized that means it was actually two days' labor,
Mei Mei: Oh, I just realized that I technically worked for two days.
Mei Mei: and that means extra fees paid out to me.
Mei Mei: Maybe I should ask for additional compensation.
Utahime: She's planning to overcharge again.
Utahime: She's planning another extortion...
Mei Mei: That aside, what about the veil, you three?
Mei Mei: Back to the topic, you three.
screen: White News
Mei Mei: Where is the Veil?
screen: Degradation of gas pipes causes explosion
Announcer: Next up is the explosion that occurred yesterday in Hamamatsu, Shizuoka.
Announcer: Next, the explosion that occurred yesterday in Hamamatsu, Shizuoka.
Announcer: The explosion was caused due to degradation of gas pipes.
Yaga: One of you three said they would cast the veil themselves
Announcer: The explosion was caused by degradation of gas pipes.
Announcer: Our reporter on the scene...
Announcer: Our reporter on the scene...
Yaga: and left your assistant supervisor behind, didn't you?
Yaga: One of you told the assistant supervisor that you'd cast the Veil yourself and left them behind.
Yaga: And then you forgot the veil.
Yaga: And then you forgot to do it.
Yaga: Come forward.
Yaga: Who was it?
Gojo: Sensei!
Gojo: Teach!
Gojo: Why don't we stop this hunt for the culprit?!
Gojo: We're better than pointing fingers at each other!
Yaga: So it was you, Satoru.
Yaga: So it was you, Satoru.
Screen: Discipline
Gojo: Is a Veil even necessary in the first place?
Gojo: Is a veil that necessary in the first place?
Gojo: Does it even matter if normies see us?
Gojo: It's not like it matters if normies see or not, right?
Gojo: It's not like they can see curses or cursed techniques, anyway.
Gojo: They can't see cursed spirits or cursed techniques, anyway.
Geto: Of course it matters.
Geto: Of course it's not good for them to see.
Geto: The primary factor preventing an outbreak of curses is the citizens' peace of mind.
Geto: The strongest deterrent against the outbreak
Geto: That's why we have to conceal the threats they can't see as far as possible.
Geto: of a cursed spirit is the mental calm of the populace.
Geto: That's exactly why we have to conceal
Geto: the threats they can't even see as much as possible.
Geto: And that's not all—
Geto: And that's not all—
Gojo: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Gojo: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Gojo: Looking out for the weak is so exhausting, honestly.
Gojo: Looking out for the weak is a pain in the ass, honestly.
Geto: Survival of the weakest.
Geto: Survival of the weakest.
Geto: That's how a society should be.
Geto: That's the ideal form society should take.
Geto: The weak help each other and discourage any who are too strong.
Geto: Help the weak and keep the strong in check.
Geto: Listen, Satoru.
Geto: Listen to me, Satoru.
Geto: Jujutsu exists to protect non-jujutsu sorcerers.
Geto: Sorcerers exist to protect non-sorcerers.
Gojo: Is that your moral argument?
Gojo: Look at you, acting all righteous. I hate that stuff.
Gojo: I hate moral arguments.
Geto: Excuse me?
Geto: What?
Gojo: Assigning responsibilities to the strong in the name of some cause is what weak people do.
Gojo: Assigning reasons and responsibility to strength
Gojo: Get off your high horse and quit spouting that feel-good bullshit.
Gojo: is what those who are weak do.
Gojo: Quit making yourself feel better by spouting bullshit.
Gojo: Blegh.
Gojo: Blegh.
Shoko: Run for it.
Shoko: I'm outta here.
Geto: Want to take this outside, Satoru?
Geto: Why don't we take this outside, Satoru?
Gojo: You feeling lonely?
Gojo: You feeling lonely?
Gojo: Go by yourself.
Gojo: Go by yourself.
Yaga: How long are you going to keep fooling around?
Yaga: How long are you going to keep fooling around?
Yaga: Where did Shoko go?
Yaga: And where's Shoko?
Geto: Who knows?
Geto: Who knows?
Gojo: Bathroom, probably.
Gojo: Maybe the bathroom?
Yaga: Whatever.
Yaga: Whatever.
Yaga: This mission is being assigned to you two.
Yaga: I'm going to have you two go on a mission together.
Yaga: What are those faces for?
Yaga: What's with the faces?
Both: Nothing.
Both: It's nothing.
Yaga: Frankly, I think it's too much for you,
Both: It's nothing.
Yaga: but Tengen-sama asked for you specifically.
Yaga: I honestly think it's too important to be assigned to you guys,
Yaga: but Master Tengen asked for you specifically.
Yaga: Your mission has two goals.
Yaga: Your mission has two goals.
Yaga: The Star Plasma Vessel
Yaga: Master Tengen has found a compatible Star Plasma Vessel.
Yaga: is the one compatible with Tengen-sama.
Yaga: You are to escort that girl and erase her.
Yaga: You are to escort that girl and erase her.
Gojo: Escort a brat and erase her?
Gojo: Escort a brat and erase her?
Yaga: That's right.
Yaga: That's right.
Gojo: Have you finally gone senile?
Gojo: Has he finally gone senile?
Geto: It is spring.
Geto: It's spring. He'll become the principal soon. It must be getting to his head.
Geto: He's probably got his head full with being the next principal.
Geto: Jokes aside, though—
Geto: Jokes aside, though—
Yaga: I'll be the one to decide if I let that off as a joke.
Yaga: I'll be the one to decide if I let that off as a joke.
Geto: Is this about renewing Tengen-sama's technique?
Geto: Is this about resetting Master Tengen's technique?
Gojo: What's that?
Gojo: What's that?
Gojo: What?
Gojo: What?
Yaga: Tengen-sama possesses the cursed technique of Immortality,
Yaga: Master Tengen has the technique of Immortality, but that doesn't grant him eternal youth.
Yaga: but it is not Eternal Youth.
Yaga: It wouldn't be an issue if all he did was get older,
Yaga: It wouldn't be an issue if all he did was get older,
Yaga: but after his body ages to a certain point,
Yaga: but after he ages to a certain point, the technique will begin to rewrite his body.
Yaga: the cursed technique begins rewriting his body.
Yaga: Evolution.
Yaga: Evolution.
Yaga: He'll cease to be human and become a higher form of existence.
Yaga: He'll cease to be human and become a higher form of existence.
Gojo: What's wrong with that?
Gojo: What's wrong with that? Sounds cool.
Gojo: Sounds cool.
Geto: According to Master Tengen, those who reach that state of being have no will.
Geto: According to Tengen-sama,
Geto: It means Master Tengen would cease to be Master Tengen.
Geto: those who reach that state of being have no will.
Geto: The jujutsu schools, the pillars of jujutsu society, and the many barrier techniques of assistant supervisors
Geto: It means Tengen-sama would cease to be Tengen-sama.
Geto: are all being strengthened by Master Tengen.
Tokyo Jujutsu High School
Geto: Without the aid of his power, we could hardly maintain security or clean up after missions.
Geto: All the jujutsu schools,
Geto: In the worst-case scenario, Master Tengen could even become a threat to mankind.
Geto: the barriers that form the foundation of jujutsu society,
Geto: That's why, every five hundred years,
Geto: the many barrier techniques of the assistant supervisors...
Geto: he finds the Star Plasma Vessel—someone who is compatible with him—and merges with them,
Geto: They're all being strengthened by Tengen-sama.
Geto: overwriting his body's information.
Geto: Without the aid of his power,
Geto: By renewing his body, he resets his technique back to the start to avoid evolution.
Geto: we could hardly maintain security or clean up after missions.
Geto: In the worst-case scenario,
Geto: Tengen-sama could even become a threat to mankind.
Geto: That's why, every 500 years, he finds the Plasma Star Vessel—
Geto: someone who is compatible with him—
Geto: and assimilates them, overwriting the information of their body.
Geto: By renewing his body,
Geto: he resets his cursed technique back to the start
Geto: and avoids Evolution.
Gojo: I get it.
Gojo: I get it.
Gojo: It would be fine if he turned into MetalGreymon,
Gojo: So becoming MetalGreymon is fine, but we can't have him evolving into SkullGreymon.
Gojo: but we can't have him becoming SkullGreymon.
Gojo: So we have him start over from Koromon.
Gojo: So we have him start over from Koromon.
Geto: What? Yeah, sure, that works.
Geto: What? Yeah, whatever, let's go with that.
Yaga: The Star Plasma Vessel's location has been leaked.
Yaga: The Star Plasma Vessel's location has been leaked.
Yaga: Right now, there are two major groups after the young girl's life.
Yaga: Two groups are after the young girl's life as we speak.
Yaga: One is the Curse User Group Q,
Yaga: One is the Curse User Group Q,
Yaga: which seeks to upend jujutsu society with Tengen-sama's rampage.
Yaga: which seeks to upend jujutsu society by having Master Tengen lose all reason.
Yaga: The other is the Star Religious Group, also known as the
Yaga: The other is the Star Religious Group that worships Master Tengen,
Yaga: "Time Vessel Association," which worships Tengen-sama as a god.
Yaga: known as the Time Vessel Association.
Yaga: Tengen-sama will assimilate the Star Plasma Vessel two days from now.
Yaga: Master Tengen will merge with the Star Plasma Vessel during the full moon in two days.
Yaga: You are to protect the girl until then and ensure that she reaches Tengen-sama!
Yaga: You are to protect the girl until then and ensure that she reaches Master Tengen!
Yaga: If you fail, the effects will ripple throughout even normal society!
Yaga: If you mess this up, the effects will ripple throughout even normal society!
Yaga: Don't forget that!
Yaga: Don't forget that!
Gojo: Yeah, but you know,
Gojo: Real talk, though.
Gojo: I get why Curse User Group Q would be after her,
Gojo: I kinda get why Curse User Group Q is after her,
Gojo: but why would this Star Religious Group want to kill a brat?
Gojo: but why would this Star Religious Group wanna kill the brat?
Geto: Their object of worship is the pure form of Tengen-sama.
Geto: What they worship is the pure form of Master Tengen.
Geto: Allowing the Star Plasma Vessel—
Geto: Allowing the Star Plasma Vessel—in their minds, an impurity—to merge with him is unacceptable to them.
Geto: in their minds, an impurity— to blend into him is unforgivable.
Geto: The Star Religious Group is an organization of non-sorcerers.
Geto: The Star Religious Group is an organization of non-sorcerers.
Geto: I don't think we need to pay them any mind.
Geto: I don't think we need to worry about them.
Geto: The ones to be wary of are Q.
Geto: The ones to be wary of are Q.
Gojo: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Gojo: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Gojo: We're the strongest, after all.
Gojo: We're the strongest, after all.
Gojo: That's why Tengen-sama asked for us specifically, right?
Gojo: That's why Master Tengen asked for us specifically, right?
Gojo: What is it?
Gojo: What is it?
Geto: You know, Satoru...
Geto: You know, Satoru,
Geto: I've been wanting to say this for a while,
Geto: I've been wanting to tell you this for a while.
Geto: but you should stop being so full of yourself.
Geto: You should be more mindful of the way you talk.
Gojo: Huh?!
Gojo: Say what?!
Geto: Especially when you're addressing your superiors.
Geto: Especially when you're addressing your superiors.
Geto: We might end up meeting Tengen-sama, after all.
Geto: We might end up meeting Master Tengen.
Geto: You should be more polite and humble.
Geto: You should be more polite and humble.
Geto: You'd scare your juniors less, too.
Geto: You'd scare your juniors less, too.
Gojo: Hah!
Gojo: Hah!
Gojo: Screw that!
Gojo: Screw that!
Geto: Come on, Satoru.
Geto: Come on, Satoru.
Geto: Whatever.
Geto: Never mind.
Geto: I'll bring it up again later.
Geto: I'll bring it up again later.
Kuroi: Coming.
Kuroi: Coming.
Geto: Huh?
Gojo: Still alive?
Gojo: You alive?
Geto: I am, at least.
Geto: I am, at least.
Gojo: You think we'll be blamed if the brat died from that?
Gojo: Would it be our fault if the brat died from that?
Gojo: Ah
Kokun: Don't blame me.
Kokun: Don't blame me.
Kokun: If you must hate someone, hate Tengen.
Kokun: If you must hate someone, hate Tengen.
Kokun: Wha—
Kokun: Wha—
Geto: Would you please stop making us stand out?
Geto: Could you please try not to make a scene?
Geto: We just got chewed out for that this morning.
Geto: We got chewed out for it just this morning.
Geto: So this girl is the Star Plasma Vessel?
Geto: This girl is the Star Plasma Vessel?
Kokun: I know those uniforms. You're sorcerers from Jujutsu High, right?
Kokun: I know that uniform. You're sorcerers from Jujutsu Tech.
Kokun: Hand over the kid.
Kokun: Hand over the brat.
Kokun: Or I'll kill you.
Kokun: Or I'll kill you.
Geto: Can't hear you.
Geto: Can't hear you.
Geto: Come closer and talk.
Geto: Come a little closer, will you?
Gojo: Man, barely safe.
Gojo: Man, you barely made it.
Bayer: Wonderful.
Bayer: Impressive.
Bayer: You're Gojo Satoru, right?
Bayer: You're Gojo Satoru, right?
Bayer: You're famous.
Bayer: You're famous.
Bayer: I hear you're strong.
Bayer: I hear you're strong.
Bayer: Let me find out if the rumors are true.
Bayer: Let me confirm if the rumors are true.
Gojo: I'm down for that, but let's set some rules.
Gojo: I'm down for that, but let's set a rule.
Bayer: Rules?
Bayer: What rule?
Gojo: I don't want to get yelled at for going overboard.
Gojo: I don't wanna get yelled at for going overboard.
Gojo: So if you cry and apologize, I won't kill you.
Gojo: So if you start bawling and apologizing, I won't kill you.
Gojo: That's our rule.
Gojo: That's the rule.
Bayer: Damn brat.
Bayer: Cocky bastard.
Kong: It's started.
Kong: And so it begins.
Kong: The Star Religious Group doesn't have the power to fight against jujutsu sorcerers.
Kong: The Star Religious Group doesn't have the power to fight sorcerers.
Kong: But they can pay very well.
Kong: But they can pay very well.
Kong: That I guarantee.
Kong: That I guarantee.
Kong: How about it, Zen'in?
Kong: How about it, Zenin?
Kong: Want to get in on the assassination of the Star Plasma Vessel?
Kong: Want to get in on the Star Plasma Vessel assassination?
Toji: I'm not a Zen'in anymore.
Toji: It's not Zenin anymore.
Toji: I took my wife's name.
Toji: I took my wife's name.
Toji: It's Fushiguro now.
Toji: I go by Fushiguro now.
Toji: But sure.
Toji: Alright, count me in.
Toji: Count me in.
Gojo: You know how sometimes these random words get stuck in your head?
Screen: Episode 25 Hidden Inventory
Geto: Like, Privatization of Reclaimed Lands Act?
Gojo: You know how there are some words you can't get out of
Gojo: Exactly! Or like, Corporate Governance!
Gojo: your head, even though they have no connection to you?
Shoko: Please look forward to the next episode, Hidden Inventory Part 2!
Geto: Like "The Privatization of Reclaimed Lands in Perpetuity Act"?
Gojo: Yeah! Or like "Corporate Governance."
Shoko: Please look forward to the next episode, "Hidden Inventory 2"!
Screen: Next Episode Hidden Inventory 2
Gojo: You tell us one, too, Shoko.
Gojo: You tell us one, too, Shoko.
Shoko: Chagu Chagu Umakko.
Shoko: Clippity-Cloppity Carnival.
Shoko: Whoa!