Kämpfer (2009) - S01E02 - Exiled-Destiny vs gg

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Exiled-Destiny
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One morning Natsuru Senou awoke to find he had become a Kämpfer.
Natsuru Senou suddenly woke up one morning as a Kämpfer.
Akane Mishima is also a Kämpfer. Got it?!
Akane Mishima is also a Kämpfer.
Kämpfers exist for the sole purpose of fighting!
I know at least that much.
Huh? Why do they fight?
Kämpfer are born to fight.
Don't sweat the small stuff!
Huh? Why are they fighting?
Quit your griping, punks!
Don't worry about the details.
Go defeat the enemy! Crush 'em! Crush 'em all!
Cut your yappin', punks.
Was that your doing?!
Just go out there and kick some ass!
So you're the one behind this!
Akane!
Akane!
Don't do it!
Stop!
See? It couldn't have been Sakura-san.
Look, it's not her.
That stinks. I wish that slut Kaede was a Kämpfer.
God dammit.
Do you really hate Sakura-san that badly?
It would've been better if that bitch was a Kämpfer.
The attacks stopped, but why?
Do you really hate her that much?
Did she not wanna be late for class or somethin'?
She stopped attacking.
I'm heading back to class myself.
But why?
I'm a good little student.
Is she afraid of being late to class or something...?
I'm going back to class.
After all, I'm an honor student.
What about Sakura-san?
What about Sakura-san?
Don't ask me. You can deal with her.
Ain't my problem.
"Deal with her" how?
You deal with it.
I'm touching Sakura-san!
Deal with it?
S-she's so soft.
I can feel her...
This isn't the time for that!
S-She's so tender...
This is a garden of women, a place no man has gone before...
Now is so not the time to get horny!
And yet here I am once more...
From this point on is the girl's side, territory that boys shouldn't enter.
Supposedly Higashida tried to break in by digging a tunnel under the wall...
But once again, I've...
But I just waltzed into the Girl's Section since I'm a girl right now.
Higashida and some other guys have tried to infiltrate numerous times.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad.
I heard they were trying to dig a tunnel under the wall...
Natsuru, I'm doing just great in Suriname! When I'm gonna make you some curry, ready!! Mikoto Kondou, signing out!!
But since I transformed into a girl, it's not a problem for me.
Natsuru, I'm doing just great in Suriname! When I'm gonna make you some curry, ready!! Mikoto Kondou, signing out!! Natsuru, doing well?
Should I be happy or sad?
Natsuru, I'm doing just great in Suriname! When I'm gonna make you some curry, ready!! Mikoto Kondou, signing out!!
Natsuru! What's up?
Natsuru, I'm doing just great in Suriname! When I'm gonna make you some curry, ready!! Mikoto Kondou, signing out!! I'm doing just great in Suriname!
I'm enjoying myself in Suriname!
When I get back I'm gonna make you some curry, so get your taste buds ready!
I'm coming back soon and I'll make you curry when I do.
Mikoto Kondou, signing out!
Look forward to it!
Love, Mikoto Kondou.
Suriname?
Suriname?
Suriname's around here.
Suriname is right around here.
So you finally met an enemy Kämpfer.
Hoho. So you've finally met the enemy Kämpfer.
She was super strong. Was it really a girl?
She was really strong. Wait, it was a she, right?
You bet. Only a girl can be a Kämpfer.
Of course. All Kämpfer must be female.
That's why you transform into a girl.
That's just how it is.
It's your fault isn't it?
It's the Moderators'.
Also, Kämpfer always tend to gather around one place.
When one appears, two or three more are bound to be in the same area.
Like I said, it's your fault.
It's the Moderators'!
So that means the enemy is also a student at my school.
Duh. This is getting fun!
What the hell!
I wonder who the Kämpfer is.
Hopefully she doesn't attack me out of the blue again.
Hey, Senou.
Akane-chan asked for you.
Huh?
Huh?
That's why you transform into a girl, Natsuru-san.
You called me here?
It's part of the rules.
The student council president did.
But you made those rules.
Do you know what happened in the library yesterday?
The Moderators did.
Y-Yeah, I just heard about it from Higashida.
Also, Kämpfer tend to gather around a single location.
He's this guy in my cla-
If there's one, there are probably two or three others nearby.
From the Hottie Research Society, right?
And you made that rule too, right?
Yes, I know.
The Moderators did.
How does she know?
That means my enemies go to the same school as me!
Probably. My, this is becoming most amusing.
No, it's not!
I wonder who's a Kämpfer.
Someone might burst out and attack me...
Hey, Senou! Akane-chan's here.
Who called us here?
The Student Body President...
You know about what happened in the library yesterday, don't you?
Y-yeah. I just heard from Higashida.
Oh, Higashida's in the same class-
He's in the Babe Research Club, right? Oh, Higashida's in the same class-
He's in the Babe Research Club, right?
I know of him.
How would she know?
Were you in the library?
Were you in the library?
No.
No...
You were, weren't you? No.
So you were.
You were, weren't you?
You should just admit it.
HE WAS. You were, weren't you?
As the student council president, I have to report this to the school.
Then I'll need you to come clean.
I see...
As Student Body President, I have to report this to the school.
U-Umm, Natsuru-san is a boy.
Okay...
I heard it was a girl who caused the commotion in the library.
Um, Natsuru-san is a boy.
The one making a raucous in the library was a girl.
You were there too, weren't you?
You were there too, weren't you?
Well...
Umm.
You were, weren't you? Well...
So you were.
You were, weren't you?
It really doesn't matter if it was a boy or girl.
Whether it was a boy or a girl is of little importance.
In the end, it was a girl who did it.
In the end, the one causing problems was a girl.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
Speak up if there's something you'd like to confess.
If you have something to say, go ahead.
I guess not.
So you don't.
She's really scary.
She's scary.
She's always like that. She's even harsh on the library committee.
She's always like that, even during the library committee meetings-
Natsuru-san!
Natsuru-san.
Sakura-san!
Sakura-san!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Well, I've been searching for her nonstop,
I've been looking for a while, but...
but I can't find her.
I can't find her.
I asked you earlier, but when could you introduce me to that cool girl?
I know I asked you before, but when can you introduce me to that cool girl?
Uh, well...
Umm, well...
Well?
Well?
After school tomorrow...
After school tomorrow.
Na-Natsuru-san!
N-Natsuru-san!
Tomorrow, right? Thank you!
Tomorrow? Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you very much.
You sure about this?
You're all right with that?
Of course not...
No way I am.
Akane-chan, are you free after school today?
Akane-chan, are you free after school today?
Could you drop by my place?
Wanna come to my house?
G-go to your house?
Y-Your house?
You can kick back and relax.
Don't be shy.
It would be my first time going to a guy's house.
I've never been to a guy's house before.
No one else will be there.
No one else is home.
We'd be alone?!
We'll be all alone?
You can scream out as much as you like.
No one will hear you scream.
S-scream out?
If I scream...?!
I don't know if I can make sounds like that!
I don't even know if I will make those noises!
Huh?
Huh?
So this is Natsuru-san's room...
So this is Natsuru-san's room.
It's my first time in a...
This is the first time I've been in a boy's room...
...boy's room.
I'm so nervous...
I'm so nervous.
Don't be so stiff.
Don't be so stiff.
D-don't be stiff?!
Stiff?!
Akane-chan?
Akane-chan...
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Please be gentle...
Please, be gentle...
What should I do?
What should I do?
I'd like your advice on something.
I need your advice.
About how to stiffen up?
On how to become stiff?
I told Sakura-san I'd introduce that girl to her tomorrow.
Sakura-san asked me to introduce her tomorrow, but...
Why'd you say that?
Why did you agree to it?
It slipped...
Just because.
It did not slip!
That's not a reason.
Do girls seriously fall in love with other girls?
Do girls ever fall in love with each other?
Well, I wouldn't know!
I wouldn't know.
Why don't you date her?
Go out and date her.
Isn't she one of two idols at your school?
She's one of the school idols, right?
Everyone would get so jealous. Right, Seppuku Kurousagi?
Everyone will be jealous. Right, Black Seppuku Bunny?
Oh, sounds fun!
Yeah, sounds good to me.
Besides, it's not like there's a rule saying Kämpfer can't date other girls.
There's nothing stopping a Kämpfer from going out with a girl.
Do it!
Do it.
My, you're already such good friends even though you just met Harakiri Tiger.
You seem to be getting along well with Harakiri Tiger even though you just met.
I mean, that's unacceptable!
Wait, you can't just say, "Do it."
You can't "do it"...
Do what?
Do what?
Nothing!
Nothing at all!
That aside, what would you do if you saw her?
Anyway, what are you going to do when you meet her?
What should I do?
What am I going to do?
Why don't you make her hate you?
Just make her dislike you.
I don't want Sakura-san to hate me!
How could I!
But I think that's a brilliant idea.
But I think that's a great idea.
If you do that, she'll never ask to see you again.
It'll make her not want to see you again.
But...
But...
She'd only hate girl Natsuru-san, not boy Natsuru-san.
She'll hate the female you, not the male you.
A man's heart is a tangled web.
Boys' hearts are so complicated.
How would I make her hate me?
How would I make her hate me?
Flip her skirt!
Rip her skirt off!
Better yet, strip her naked!
Wait, just strip her naked!
No!
No!
What if she liked it?!
What if she likes it?!
Akane-chan, you like people flipping your skirt?
Akane-chan, would you like it if someone ripped your skirt off?
It depends on the person...
That depends...
It depends?
Depends on what?
Kämpfer.
I can't imagine Sakura-san hating me!
I can't believe Sakura-san's gonna hate me!
Do your best.
Do your best to make her hate you!
If you do the Stupid Dance we talked about yesterday, you'll be fine.
She'll hate your guts if you do that Stupid Moron Dance we practiced yesterday!
Why does she look so happy?
Why do you look so happy?
All right, Akane-chan. Here goes.
Well, Akane-chan, do your thing.
Man, this sucks balls.
Okay!
Learn how to transform by yourself already.
Jeez, this is annoying!
Go and get yourself hated, partner!
Hurry up and learn how to transform on your own!
D-Did I make you wait?
Do your best to make her hate you, partner!
D-did you wait long?
No, I just got here.
No, I just got here.
Um... you saved me in the library the other day, didn't you?
You saved me in the library, right?
Thank you.
I'd like to thank you for that.
Y-yeah...
I'm Kaede Sakura.
I'm Kaede Sakura. What's your name?
What's your name?
Natsuru Senou.
Natsuru Senou.
Natsuru Senou-san?
Natsuru Senou-san?
There's a guy in the Boy's Section named Natsuru Senou, too.
You have the same name as a boy named Senou Natsuru.
Actually, I'm his friend.
I'm a friend of his.
She thinks of me as a friend!
She thinks of me as a friend!
But I'm so stupid! I actually told her I'm Natsuru!
But wait, I told her my real name!
What's that idiot doing?!
What the hell are you doing, retard?
Make her hate you already!
Make her hate you already.
Um, Natsuru-san...
Umm, Natsuru-san.
Would you care to go to the roof?
Wanna go up to the roof?
What a pretty sunset.
The setting sun is beautiful.
Yeah...
She's really pretty.
Really pretty...
Natsuru-san, are you going out with anyone?
Natsuru-san, are you dating anyone right now?
Eh? N-No.
N-no...
Umm, I... I haven't been able to stop thinking of you since I first saw you.
You see, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind since we first met.
I even dreamt about you last night.
I even dreamed about you yesterday...
If you don't mind...
Would you mind...
Would you like to go out with me?
...going out with me?
Huh?
Hold that thought!
Please excuse me for a second!
She asked me out! What should I do?!
She confessed to me! What should I do?!
I know. I saw the whole thing!
I know. I was watching.
I'll fill that wench full of holes!
I'll turn that bitch into a honeycomb.
Whoa, hold your horses!
Wait! I'll go. How should I answer her?
I'll go, but how should I respond?
As if I'd know, you dumbass.
Like I know!
Forget answering her.
Instead of answering her, do the Stupid Moron Dance so she'll hate you!
Just do the Stupid Dance and make her hate you already.
That'll solve everything!
That'll solve everything.
I don't want her to hate me...
I don't want to make her hate me...
But I've gotta do it!
But it looks like I have to.
Sakura-san, there's a dance I'd like you to see...
Sakura-san, I'm going to dance, so watch me.
Moron, moron, moron-on-on.
Hoop-dee-doo! Hoop-dee-doo!
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Huh? Where's Sakura-san?
Umm, where's Sakura-san?
I had her leave. Don't worry, she's fine.
You just missed her.
We need to talk, Natsuru Senou-san.
Don't worry, she's unharmed.
Don't act too surprised...
I need to talk to you, Natsuru Senou-san.
But I'm a Kämpfer!
Don't be so surprised.
I'm also your enemy.
I'm also a Kämpfer.
I'm your enemy.
So it was you!
So it was you!
Were you the one that attacked us in the library?
You're the one who attacked us in the library.
I pulled back since class was about to start.
I backed down because class was starting.
A top student such as me could never be late.
An honor student like me shouldn't be late to class.
Quit babbling garbage and say your prayers!
Quit yer yappin' and say your prayers!
Care to test and see if your Gewehr is faster than my Schwert?
Why don't we see which is faster, your Gewehr or my Schwert.
Sounds fun!
Sounds fun.
You're most rude before Shizuku-sama!
You're being rather rude to Shizuku-sama.
It serves you right if she slices you up with her dagger.
You should just finish them with your daggers.
What?! You may sound like Nana Mizuki, but you've got a nasty tongue!
What'd you say?!
Note: Nana Mizuki is a popular voice actress. She has done roles in popular anime such as Kämpfer, Sister Princess, and Naruto. What?! You may sound like Nana Mizuki, but you've got a nasty tongue!
For something voiced by Nana Mizuki, you say some pretty queer things!
Note: Nana Mizuki is a popular voice actress. She has done roles in popular anime such as Kämpfer, Sister Princess, and Naruto. Die, you rotten stuffed animal!
You shitfaced doll!
Die, you rotten stuffed animal!
Shut your trap, you Yui Horie sound-a-like!
Silence, Yui Horie-wannabe!
I'm not a shitfaced doll. I'm Electrocuted Lynx.
I'm not rotten, I'm Kanden Yamaneko!
Pardon the doll. I got her from Kaede but she has quite an attitude.
Note: Kanden=Electrocuted I'm not rotten, I'm Kanden Yamaneko!
So the dolls Sakura-san gives out are all Messengers?
I'm not rotten, I'm Kanden Yamaneko!
I don't know and don't care.
Sorry. It was a gift from Kaede, but it's rather pushy.
I'm only interested in...
Are all of Sakura-san's stuffed animals Messengers?
Wait!
I don't know and I don't really care.
I'm not going to.
What I do care about is...
If you want to save Kaede, then you'll have to defeat me!
Hey, wait!
You're kidding...
I won't wait.
If you want to save Kaede, you'll have to defeat me first!
No way!
Run for it!
Run for it!
Natsuru, play decoy.
Natsuru, be a decoy.
What if she kills me?
What if I die?!
I'll cry and put flowers on your grave.
I'll leave flowers at your grave and mourn for you.
Kaede will probably cry, too. Isn't that great?
Kaede will probably cry too. Ain't that nice?
No, it's not!
You must be kidding me.
It's a dead-end!
A dead end?!
We better prepare for the worst.
Looks like we'll need a plan.
I'll use my body to block Shizuku's Schwert.
I'll stop Shizuku's Schwert with my body.
While I'm doing that, you blow her head off with Zauber.
Blow off her head with your Zauber!
With Zauber?
With my Zauber?
How do I make it appear?
How do I fire it?
Quit joking around, jerk face!
Don't screw with me, asshole!
But...
But...
Concentrate! Concentrate! You can do anything if you concentrate hard enough!
Concentrate! Just concentrate!
I'm begging you. Go crack open that nasty President's head like a watermelon!
Just concentrate and you'll be able to do it.
Do it already, Natsuru!
I'm counting on you.
I can't form it that quickly!
Go blow up her head like a watermelon!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
Hurry!
I can't do it that quickly!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
Hurry up!
Akane!
Akane!
Not bad!
I knew you could do it!
Your Zauber is most unimpressive.
Your Zauber isn't much, is it?
You're useless!
You piece of shit!
Shut up! I'm a newbie!
Shut up! I'm new to this!
You can squabble later.
Do your friendly bickering later.
I thought you'd be more entertaining than this.
I was going to enjoy this a bit more, but...
What a pity.
Too bad.
Akane...
Akane.
What?
What?
I don't have time to explain,
I've got no time to explain.
but could you distract the President for a bit?
Buy me some time.
What did you say?!
What the hell are you talking about?
Please!
Please.
I don't know what's going on, but you got it, partner!
Damn. No idea what's in your head, but...
Leave it to me, partner!
It's futile.
It's futile.
Are the Red ones three times faster than us?
So reds really are three times faster?
Note: In Mobile Suit Gundam, the red customized Mobile Suits used by antagonist Char Aznable were three times faster than the mass-production types. Are the Red ones three times faster than us?
Just hold on a bit more...
Note: In Mobile Suit Gundam, the red customized Mobile Suits used by antagonist Char Aznable were three times faster than the mass-production types.
Note: In Mobile Suit Gundam, the red customized Mobile Suits used by antagonist Char Aznable were three times faster than the mass-production types. Hang in there just a bit longer!
Note: In Mobile Suit Gundam, the red customized Mobile Suits used by antagonist Char Aznable were three times faster than the mass-production types.
Farewell.
Farewell.
Now!
Now!
Die, hag!
Eat shit, bitch!
Natsuru, you jerk!
Natsuru... You bastard!
That's enough, Akane.
That's enough, Akane.
I recommend against showing mercy to an enemy.
You shouldn't show mercy to your enemies.
This isn't mercy. It's a deal.
It's not mercy, it's a deal.
A deal?
Deal?
What will it take for you to spare me?
In return for sparing me, I see.
Don't go after Sakura-san anymore.
What are the conditions?
What the heck?! Forget about that airhead Kaede!
Leave Sakura-san alone.
Shut up!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Forget about Kaede!
President, is it yes or no?
Shut up.
President, yes or no?
Yes.
Yes.
You've gotta be kidding!
You're kidding!
Knock it off!
That's enough.
You will regret this.
Fuck...
You'll regret this.
I'll keep my promise.
I'll keep my promise.
But this doesn't change the fact that you are still my enemies.
But that doesn't change the fact that I am your enemy.
Do we really have to fight each other?
So we have to fight no matter what?
Do you know why Kämpfer fight?
Do you know why Kämpfer fight?
I want to know why.
That's what I want to know.
I believe the answer will come to me if I continue fighting.
I believe I'll find the answer if I keep fighting.
Perhaps the Moderators will set their eyes on me eventually.
Someday the Moderators might even set their eyes on me.
That's when everything will be made clear.
Then everything will be clear.
Don't worry about Kaede.
Don't worry about Kaede.
Natsuru Senou, eh?
Natsuru Senou, huh?
Man, you acted all goody-goody and let her get away!
Dammit, I can't believe you just let her go.
You shoulda crushed her!
We should have just killed her.
But I thought...
But if I did that, I'd feel like I'd lose something important as a Kämpfer.
...that we'd lose something important as a Kämpfer if I did.
Quit acting like you're some badass.
Drop the cool act.
Go lock that something important up in a safe or whatever.
If it's so important, go lock it in a safe!
Well, anyway, that sprinkler idea was pretty nice.
But you know, that idea about the sprinklers wasn't half bad.
But in the end, nothing was resolved.
I still haven't resolved anything...
I didn't give Sakura-san an answer, and the President is an enemy Kämpfer...
I haven't answered Sakura-san's question yet and the President is an enemy Kämpfer.
Akane-chan.
Akane-chan?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Um, well... she wants to see you, Natsuru-san.
Umm, there's someone looking for you.
Who wants to see me?
Who might that be?
Senou-kun, you look scared.
Senou-kun, you seem frightened.
I should after what happened yesterday!
You talk as if yesterday had never happened.
Kaede doesn't remember what happened yesterday. Isn't that great?
Kaede doesn't remember what happened yesterday.
Huh?
Isn't that great?
President, did you erase her memories?
Don't tell me you erased her memories...
Well, perhaps I did...
Well, I wonder myself.
That aside, I have a bit of a problem.
But anyway, there's something that's bothering me.
Kaede is searching for girl-type Natsuru Senou.
Kaede is looking for the female Natsuru Senou.
Even the newspaper club is getting in on it.
The Newspaper Club has also started acting.
They say a mysterious beauty has appeared.
"A mysterious hottie has appeared" or something.
Rumors are spreading amongst the normal students as well.
A rumor has spread through the school,
But I don't want Kämpfer to become common knowledge.
but I don't want the students to know about the Kämpfer.
So what should I do?
What do you want us to do?
It's simple. Just kill what's fanning the rumors.
It's simple.
We just have to prove that girl truly exists...
I want to dispell that rumor.
Senou-kun, you will transfer to the Girl's Section.
It'll work as long as the girl in question really exists.
Huh?
Senou-kun.
H-hey!
You'll be transferring to the girls' side.
It won't be easy to transfer him...
W-Wait!
Plus we need the school's permission...
It can't be that easy to transfer him...
That's not a problem.
You'll need the school's permission-
I've already finished all of the required paperwork.
Don't worry. I've already taken care of that.
Our President's got some influence...
President, how much authority do you have?
But still, the Girl's Section is...
But.. the girls' side?
You will do it.
It's okay.
Right...
Fine...
I'm counting on you, Natsuru Senou-san.
I'm counting on you, Natsuru Senou-san.
Long, long ago in the Milky Way Galaxy there was...
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away.
...Kämpfer Episode 3: The Secret Garden!
Kämpfer, Episode III: The Secret Flower Garden.
The mysterious Messenger Harakiri Tiger gave Natsuru a bracelet; a memento of his father.
Natsuru was entrusted with a bracelet, a memento of his father,
Now he's a Kämpfer, a great warrior for the Republic!
by the mysterious Messenger, Harakiri Tiger.
Natsuru must throw himself into battle to defeat the vast Imperial Army.
He became a Kämpfer, a soldier of the Republic.
But the terrifying Darth Shizuku Sangou is standing in his way!
Natsuru fought in order to defeat the Imperial Army.
Be sure to tune in next time, gosh darn it!
But Shizuku Sangou of the Dark Side stood in his way.
Watch the next episode, you sluts!