Mitsudomoe (2010) - S02E01 - CR vs FFFpeeps

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FFFpeeps
You disappoint me, with your constant failures against the Gachi Rangers.
I am disappointed by your failures against the Gachi Rangers.
My apologies, your majesty.
I beg your forgiveness, Your Highness.
We were but one step away from victory!
I was very close to defeating them.
You call that "one step away"?
You call that close?
You must be as blind as you are stupid, Jigokku.
You must be both blind and stupid, Jigokku.
Shut up, Jamara! You wrinkly old snake!
Shut up, Jama'ara, you old hag!
What did you call me?!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Well excuse ME for being old!
What's wrong with being an older, more mature lady?!
And unmarried!
You're both the same, wasting the cute monsters
You're both at fault for wasting the adorable monsters
created by I, the brilliant A'akuma.
that I, the genius scientist Ahkuma, created for you!
SILENCE!
Quiet!
Your monsters are utterly useless!
Your stupid monsters are completely useless!
You brainless piece of trash!
You quack! You worm!
You!
And you! Same for you!
You too!
Hey, quiet down-
Hey, cut it out!
Die, you worthless maggots!
Die!
Take this!
You maggots!
Wow...
Hear that?!
No, no!
You garbage!
ENOUGH!
Take that!
You fool, if you're to whip anyone it should be me-
I want some too...
I mean, if you've got time to fight amongst yourselves
...No, no!
then come up with a better scheme!
ENOUGH!!
A-Apologies majesty. I've discovered some very valuable information!
You fool! Whip me if you're gonna do it-
Feast your eyes on this!
I mean, if you have time to fight each other, then come up with a better scheme!
D-Don't worry, your Highness.
I have obtained some valuable information.
Please take a look at this!
Ohhh!
Oops, wrong page.
Oops, wrong page.
Here it is!
Here it is!
According to "Kamohashi Sports", declining birth rates threaten to destroy Japan!
According to Kamohashi Sports, Japan is facing a problem with declining birth rates!
We just need to exacerbate the current problem!
We are going to exacerbate this problem!
So if we get rid of all the children...
Good idea! If all the kids disappear...
There'll be no one but old people left, and invading will be much easier!
Only the old ones will remain, and invading will be much easier, right?
Very well! Create a new monster and carry out the plan!
Excellent!
Yes sir!
Create a new monster for this, and let the plan begin!
Yes, sir!
Here goes!
Here goes!
Crabron! It's pinchin' time!
Crabragon, here to stir trouble!
The Targeted Children! Countdown to Japan's Doom!
The kids are being targeted! Countdown to Japan's doom!
Gedolololol!
Gedoru, gedoru!
I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Cry all you want, no one can save you now!
No one's gonna save you, no matter how much you cry!
Pinchy pinchy!
Pinch pinch, you're damned!
Get them, Crabron!
Do it, Crabragon!
You got it!
Just leave it to me!
Freeze, all of you!
Stop there, all of you!
Wha?
What?
Step away from the children!
L-Let the kids go!
Don't make me kick the crab outta you!
Clamp out of this!
Stay back!
Stay back!
Those are useless against me!
Those aren't gonna work on me!
Now it's your turn!
You guys are next!
On to the next.
'Kay, to the next target!
Pinchy pinchy!
Pinch time!
What color panties you wearing today, Miss Pink?
I wonder what color your panties are today.
Don't be fresh, Creep-chan!
Geez, you pervert!
Bubbly bubbly!
Pinch time!
That's the spirit, Crabron!
You're doing great, Crabragon!
My expert panty profiling skills tell me they're black today.
My panty profiling instinct tells me they're black.
Such a perv, Creep-chan.
Gesu, you sicko!
Bubbly bubbly!
Ouch!
We'll have eliminated every child in Japan in no time!
Pinch time!
Was I right? I was right, wasn't I?
All of Japan's kids will be gone in no time!
That's enough, Creep-chan!
Did I get it right? Did I?
Gesu, you perv!
Huh?
Huh?
Creep-chan, have you noticed all the bubbles everywhere today?
Gesu, there's foam everywhere today.
They must be cleaning the whole town.
Must be spring cleaning.
We're back!
We're back!
We got all the supplies.
We got all the supplies!
Welcome back Momoko, Creepron.
Oh! Thanks, Momoko, Gesuragon.
Man, this spice is so good it's gachi-roasting my head!
Man! I just can't get enough of this mind-blowing spiciness!
It's not curry unless it's seriously spicy!
It's not curry unless it's seriously spicy!
Right, Yuuichi?
Right, Yuuichi?
I like sweet curry, too.
I like sweet curry, too.
You're always such a glutton, Hiro.
You're a real glutton as usual, aren't you, Hiro?
Why don't you send some of that excess nourishment to your brain for once?
How about channeling some of those nutrients to your brain instead?
I'm SO sorry.
Sorry 'bout that!
Hiro, Tetsuya, you guys are such kids.
My, you're both so childish.
Here's your chocolate parfait, Yuki.
Yuki, here's your chocolate parfait.
Yippee, finally!
About time!
Hrmmmm...
Don't treat me like a kid!
Don't treat me like a kid!
Mmmm....
I'm going in.
Open sesame...
The cage really is the best place to chill.
Nothing beats chilling out in my cage.
And I get to peep at Momoko's panties all I want!
And I get to peep at Miss Pink's panties all I want!
Jeez, you're so perverted!
Creep-chan, you're so bad!
I knew they were black.
I KNEW they were black-
Ouch!
There have been numerous reports of children disappearing
The disappearances of numerous children have been reported around Ageo, Saitama.
in Saitama prefecture's Ageo City.
Families with children are advised to exercise extreme caution.
Families with small children are advised to use extreme caution.
That's terrible.
That's awful.
Say, I didn't see any kids on my way back just now.
Come to think of it, I didn't see any kids on the walk home.
Saw foam everywhere, though.
Just lots of bubbles.
There's no mistaking this! It must be the work of the Gedoru Empire!
It's obvious! This can only be the work of the Gedol Empire!
Master, I mean, General Yamaarashi!
Master!
I mean, General Yamaarashi!
To the Gachi Base!
To the Gachi Base!
Make it a gachi-great day!
Today will be another Gachi day!
The Gon-Gon Cafe is nothing more than a facade for the world at large.
GonGon Café is just a façade to the outside world.
No one realizes that above 30 meters in the sky lies
No one realizes that 30 meters above it
that secret stronghold of justice, the Gachi Base!
lies the secret fortress of justice,
As you can all see,
the Gachi Base!
children all over Saitama are being dissolved!
As you can see,
It must be the Gedol Empire!
children are being dissolved all over Saitama.
They're gonna gachi-pay for this!
This must be one of Gedoru's schemes!
How could they do something so inhuman?
This is seriously unforgivable!
How terrible of them!
Why only kids, though?
Why only kids, though?
Do we have any green onions?
Any pickled leek?
We must defend the children from Gedol's minions!
We must protect the children from the minions of Gedoru!
Go forth, Serious Squadron!
Serious squadron, roll out!
Gachi!
Gachi!
Gachi Machine, heading out!
Gachi Machine, heading out!
Suspended license
W-What?
Wh-Wha?
We're heading to the elementary school.
We'll go to the elementary school!
We'll be going to the childcare center!
We'll try the daycare!
I'll take the kindergarten!
I'll go to the kindergarten!
Slow down a little, bro!
Could you slow down a little, boss man?
Gachi Rangers, GO!
Gachi Rangers, go!
Damn! I'll find another way!
Road Closed
Damn! Another one!
Shoot, I need another way!
Crap, again?!
Road Closed
W-WHY?!
I need another way!
Why can't I reach the school?!
Elementary School
Is this one of Gedoru's traps?!
Again?!
How could I, with an IQ of 200, be fooled?!
Why can't I get to the school?
Nattou goes surprisingly well with this.
Is this one of Gedol's traps?
Alright, let's go!
I have an IQ of 200. How could I have been tricked?
No! We were too late!
You know, natto's actually not bad with this.
Gachi Rangers, slow as trolls!
An hour later
Gedoru!
Okay, let's go!
Jama'ara!
No, we're too late!
Silly Gachi Rangers!
Gedololol!
Jamara?!
The Gachi Jeep!
The Gachi Jeep!
I like baked curry, too.
Baked curry's good, too.
Up ahead!
That's...!
Time to die boys and girls.
You twerps, prepare to die!
Oh no! Yuki!
Dammit! Yuki!
On it!
Roger! Gachi Sidecar, fire!
Gachi Sidecar, fire!
I've caught you, Admiral Jikokku!
I caught you, Admiral Jigokku!
So you're here, Gachi Red!
So you've come, Gachi Red!
Try stopping this!
See if you can stop THIS.
Wait!
Wait!
A time bomb?
It's a time bomb!
Careful, Hiro.
This is bad, Hiro!
Please, you have to defuse the bomb!
Please, defuse the bomb!
Leave it to me!
Leave it to me!
Only 30 minutes till this thing goes gachi-boom.
Only 30 minutes to detonation...
I'll have to take it apart here!
I'll have to take it apart right now!
We just need to cut the right wire and we'll be safe.
Cutting one of them should disarm it!
I say yellow, Hiro.
The yellow, Hiro!
Are you nuts? Red, all the way.
You crazy?! It's the red!
Eep, you pervert!
No! You perv!
A daycare lady who wears black panties, huh?
A daycare lady who wears black panties, huh?
I guarantee you, yellow!
It's definitely yellow!
No no, they're black.
I told you, they're black!
Red!
Red!
Yellow!
Yellow!
Red!
Red!
Yellow!
Yellow!
Black.
Black.
It's seriously red!
Seriously, it's the red one!
Soulless Gedol snakes!
Booom!
Is there no low they won't stoop to?
Damn those minions of Gedoru.
Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy...
Don't they have any mercy at all?!
Good morning! Go on.
Good morning!
Morning to you, too.
Crab morning!
Gedololol!
Gedoru, gedoru!
I don't recognize those students...
Huh? I don't recognize them.
Oh well!
Oh well!
Pinchy pinchy!
Pinch time!
The Gedol Empire is bus-jacking this hunk of junk!
This bus is being bus-jacked by the Gedoru Empire!
Now, when you get bus-jacked, you gotta sing the bus-jacking song!
Now, captives of this bus, sing this song!
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the streeeeeeam...
Row, row, row your boat,
We're not singing any songs!
gently down the stream.
What the shell did you say?
Merrily merrily merrily merrily,
Stop it! If you're mean to our teacher, I'll make you pay!
down the River Styx!
You little snot-nosed...
We're not singing that song!
Eat this! Gachi Kick!
Cut the crab!
Ow!
Stop it! I won't let you bully our teacher!
All right teacher's pet, you're in for it now!
Getting gutsy eh, brat?
Hiroshi-kun!
Take this! Gachi Kick!
Bubbly bubbly, I'll turn all of you to bubble blobs!
Ouch!
Freeze, Crabron!
Damn you! Here's what'll happen to children like you!
Wha?
Hiroshi!
I thought this might happen, so I disguised myself as the bus driver!
Serves him right!
Eyes on the road, eyes on the road!
You'll all share the same fate!
Gedololol!
Stop right there, Crabragon!
Right, right!
What?
Left, left!
I'd expected this might happen, so I disguised myself as the driver!
I can't control it!
Hey! The steering wheel!
Oh CRAB!
Gedoru, gedoru!
How horrible...
Right! Right!
Pinchy pinchy!
Oh no!
That's what you get, Gachi Ranger!
Left! Left!
The Gedol Empire is going down!
Ahh!
What is WRONG with the Gachi Rangers today?!
I can't control this thing anymore!
They screwed up every time!
Oh crab!
You know, I've never actually sat down and watched this show,
How horrible!
but it's so stupid that it's pretty funny.
Take that, Gachi Rangers!
They seem a lot more... uncool than usual,
The Gedoru Empire... I'll never forgive them!
but Gachi Pink's boobies are as spectacular as ever!
W-What's with today's Gachi Rangers?!
I like that enemy girl!
They keep screwing up!
With that whip...
It's the first time I've actually watched this show, and it's so stupid it's actually kinda funny.
Ha! Ha! Silence! You worm!
They're a lot lamer than usual.
Oh yeah, I've got a craving for curry. Make some for dinner!
But still, Pink's boobies are the best as always!
Curry, curry!
That lady villian was cool!
Something's wrong with the Gachi Rangers today... Wrong...very wrong!
She's so good with her whip!
Who's there?
Silence!
Get lost Gachi Rangers!
You maggots!
Oh yeah, I wanna have curry for dinner!
Go make some!
Curry! Curry!
Weird... Today's episode is definitely weird!
So weird!!
W-What the...?
Where are the Gachi Rangers?!
Where are the Gachi Rangers?!
Get them out here NOW! We know they're in there!
Hand them over! We know they're in there!
You useless, bungling idiots!
Stop hiding inside, you useless bums!
Kill them all!
Give me back my grandson!
I want my grandson back!
Hold on a minute, everyone.
H-Hold on a minute, everyone.
This is just a small café, and has nothing to do with Gachi Rangers-
This is just a small coffee shop, I don't know anything about the Gachi R-
Yeah right! Get him!
Yeah right! Get him!
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi, Hiroshi!
Hiroshi! Hiroshi!
Take this!
Hirosh-
Hirosh-
All right tough guy, you're in for it now!
Alright tough guy, you're dead meat!
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Oh no, one false move and my secret will be revealed!
Damn! One wrong move and my secret will be revealed!
Die!
Die!
S-Sorry...
Ah, sorry.
Wh-What happened?
W-What happened?
Make it a gachi-great day!
Today will be another Gachi day!
Shoot, he got away!
Wait there!
Damn it, he got away!
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Go home Gachi Rangers!
That was close.
That was close...but how did they know this was the Gachi Rangers base?
How did they know this is the Gachi Rangers base?
General, what happened?!
General! What happened?
I don't know where to begin.
Well... a lot happened.
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Gon-Gon's burning!
GonGon is...!
Don't blame them.
Don't blame them.
The Gedols must have brainwashed them and sent them to attack the cafe.
They must've been brainwashed by Gedoru's minions to attack GonGon.
The Gedol Empire is so cruel...
The Gedoru Empire is so horrible.
First they take the children, now they're controlling their parents?
They took away the kids, and now they're mind-controlling their parents!
We have to stop them!
I won't let them get away with this!
There's no beef in here!
There's no meat!
But why are they only targeting children?
Why are they only targeting kids?
Young hotties like Miss Pink here are superior!
Wouldn't chicks like Momoko be better?
Hey! Creep-chan, you perv!
Gesu, you perv!
Only kids...?
Urgh!
That's it! We can lure them out if we just kidnap all the children ourselves!
Only kids...
I see! Good thinking!
That's it! We can use a child to lure them out!
Hold on, it's a good plan and all, but...
I see! That just might work!
Yes, there are almost no children left in Saitama, and no parents who will loan us any.
Wait a sec. That sounds good and all, but...
Miss Pink could have a few of my kids-
There are hardly any kids left in Saitama.
Man...what are we supposed to gachi-do here?
And no parent would let us use their child as bait.
I'll just have her bear my chi-
Ugh!
Damn. What should we seriously do?
Kids...
Kids...
Kids...
Kids...
Kids...
Kids...
Beef...
Meat...
Kids...
Kids...
White...
White...
Kids...
Kids...
Kid!
A kid!
Stupid jerks, treating me like a kid...
Damn them, treating me like a kid...
Hey, little boy! What're you doing out here?
Hey there! What are you doing here, little boy?
Are you lost?
Did you get lost?
Let the nice lady take you somewhere nice, okay?
Let me take you somewhere fun!
Like HELL!
That is, to hell!
Crabron!
Crabragon!
Pinchy pinchy!
Ready to pinch!
That's far enough, Gedol Empire scum!
Stop right there, minions of Gedoru!
Wha?
What?!
The Gachi Rangers? How'd you find us?!
Gachi Rangers?! How did you find us!
Like this!
Like this!
You fell for it hook, line and sinker!
What?!
Gachi Yellow!
You've fallen right into our trap!
You're Gachi Yellow!
You tricked us!
You tricked us!
Transform!
Transform!
Gachi!
Gachi!
Gachi Red!
Gachi Red!
Gachi Blue!
Gachi Blue!
Gachi Yellow!
Gachi Yellow!
Gachi Pink!
Gachi Pink!
Gachi Black!
Gachi Black!
Our righteous gachi-rage will strike down evil!
Destroying evil with Gachi wrath,
Serious Squadron,
Serious squadron...
Gachi Rangers!
...Gachi Rangers!
Accursed Gachi Rangers!
Accursed Gachi Rangers!
Get them!
Crush them!
Go!
Gachi Knuckle!
Gachi Knuckle!
Gachi Morning Star!
Gachi Morningstar!
Gachi Slingshot!
Gachi Slingshot!
Super spicy curry!
Super Spicy Curry!
Gachi Paper Fan!
Gachi Paper Fan!
You're the only one left, Crabron!
You're the only one left, Crabragon!
You stinky Gachi Rangers, try a nice bubble bath!
You pesky Gachi Rangers! Eat this!
Bubbly bubbly, have fun playing with all those kids...in hell!
Bubble Beam!
Hey, why'd it stop?
Have fun playing with those kids... in hell!
Oh crab, I'm all out!
Huh? It stopped.
Crab! I'm out of foam!
Now! Gachi Knuckles!
Now! Gachi Knuckles!
That's it, I'm outta here!
Oh crab! I'm outta here!
Hold it!
After him!
Let's stop, let's stop...
Stop! Stop it!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Red, over there!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Gachi Knuckle, Gachi Knuckle!
Use that, Red!
Gachi Solar Ray...
Yearghh!
Gachi Knuckle!
Gachi Knuckle!
Gachi Solar Beam!
Ready!
Gachi Sun Flash!
Gachi Sun Flash!
Ahkuma!
A'akuma!
Yes sir! Giant reverse!
All ready! Giant Reverse!
Giant Crabron!
Giant Crabragon!
Gachi Battleship, deploy!
Gachi Battleship, deploy!
Let's roll!
Let's go!
Gachi Shift, liftoff!
Got it!
Activate!
Gachi Jets, go!
Serious Synthesis!
Go!!
Serious Synthesis!
Serious Fusion!
Serious Fusion!!
Gachi Javelin!
Gachi Javelin!
Super Attack: Burning Slash!
Final Attack: BURNING SLASH!
Super Attack: Burning Slash!
Final Attack:
Those Gachi Rangers!
BURNING SLASH!
Forgive us!
BURNING SLASH!
Everyone!
BURNING SLASH!
Everyone went back to normal when you beat Crabron!
BURNING SLASH!
BURNING SLASH!
Damn you, Gachi Rangers!
Please forgive us!
Hey!
Everyone's back to normal now that Crabragon's defeated!
Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Thank you, Gachi Rangers!
Thank you, Gachi Rangers!
We <3 Gachi Rangers
They saved the kids from the evil schemes of the Gedoru Empire,
The Gachi Rangers saved the children from the Gedol Empire's cowardly plot,
and the reconstruction of the burned down GonGon café has been decided.
and a huge tax increase paid to rebuild the torched Gon-Gon cafe!
However, the invasion by Gedoru's minions won't stop here.
The Empire will surely make another attempt to conquer the earth.
As long as the Gachi flame still burns within them, our Serious Squadron Gachi Rangers will never lose!
But as long as the gachi-flames burn, don't give up the fight! Our Serious Squadron, Gachi Rangers!
The characters were all retarded!
Every single character was an idiot!
What the hell? It's such kiddy garbage!
What the heck?! What stupid kiddy garbage!
Double standards and utter lack of morality...
The double standards, the complete lack of morality...
the really lame Gachi Rangers...
the lame Gachi Rangers...
WHO?!
Who?! Who did this to my Gachi Rangers?!
WHO DID THIS TO MY GACHI RANGERS?!
I'll hunt them to the ends of the Earth!
I'll curse them for generations to come!
I'm laughing so hard it made me hungry!
Say something!
Go make me some curry!
I'm laughing so hard it's made me hungry!
But you just ate breakfast.
Hurry up and make me some curry!
Curry! Now!
We just had breakfast not long ago.
You **** pig!
Do it now!
Feel our gachi-rage!
You sow!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Curry!
What?
Taste my Gachi wrath!
Feel our gachi-rage!
I'm gonna die laughing!
Feel our gachi-rage!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Stop, stop!
Eh? What?
You three! It's too early for this crap, be quiet!
Taste my Gachi wrath!
'Kay.
Stop! Stop it!
The Gedol Empire's stolen all the underpants in town!
Taste our Gachi wrath!
Creepron, you never wore them to begin with,
Stop!!
you're the only one who can fight!
Girls! It's Sunday morning! Stop making a ruckus!
Next time! Special agent Creepron, take back the underpants!
'kay.
Episode 2 - The Marui House is full!
The Gedoru Empire has stolen all the undies in town!
Gachi-get 'em!
Gesuragon, you're the only who can fight them, since you don't wear any!
Don't worry, he's making it all up.
Next, Special Op Gesuragon,
"Panties Forever! Finish It, Gachi Style!"
This next episode preview...
...is definitely fake!