Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san Episode 1 - Commie VS Kaylith
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Commie
Kaylith
Inugami Yachiyo, 16 years old. I may seem like a dog person, but I actually prefer cats.
Inugami Yachiyo, 16 years old.
Why do you like cats?
Despite Inugami being my last name, I'm all about cats.
Well...
What's so great about cats?
I like getting disciplined, but I don't like disciplining others.
Well... I'm the type who prefers to be disciplined rather than discipline others.
Sounds like a dog thing to me.
But with your personality, wouldn't you be all for dogs?
No! I'm just a cat lover who just happens to be a total masochist!
No! See, cats bring out the masochistic tendencies within me!
What kind of explanation is that?
What kind of reply is that?
Nekoyama Suzu, 16 years old. I may look like a cat person, but I prefer dogs.
Nekoyama Suzu, 16 years old.
People always tell me I'm just like a cat.
My last name's Nekoyama, but I'm really a dog person.
I'm not like one at all!
Everyone around me says I'm more of a cat person,
Gee, I wonder where they get that assumption.
but I don't see that at all.
Nekoyama, this is my friend Inugami from the class next door.
You might want to take a look in a mirror.
Who's this cute little kitty?
Nekoyama, this is Inugami-san from the class next door.
Who's this adorable little puppy?
She's like a kitten!
I'm so happy to meet you!
She's like a puppy!
Are you a dog?!
Nice to meet you!
Are you a cat?!
You're not a dog!
What's your favorite thing about dogs, Nekoyama?
Nya!
I guess I'd say their friendliness.
You're not a cat!
Like, they're fun to play with, and you can teach them tricks.
What do you like about dogs, Nekoyama-san?
Like "shake."
Well, they're friendly.
Here.
You can also play with them and teach them things.
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are you holding my hand?
Like "shake hands."
Sorry, my body just moved on its own!
Okay.
"On its own"?
Wh-Wh-Why did you give me your hand?
So Inugami is one of Aki's friends...
Sorry. A force of habit?
She said they study and do all sorts of things togeth—
What kind of habit would that be?
Wait a sec!
Inugami-san and Aki are friends...
"All sorts of things?"
They told me they study together and do a lot of other things tog—
What sort of things?
Hold on a sec! Other things?!
Here, I'll teach you all sorts of things about your body...
What's that supposed to mean?!
Aki...
Look here...
What the hell am I thinking?
I can personally teach you about the changes in your body...
The cats by my place have been so noisy lately.
Aki-chan...
Maybe they're in heat?
What am I thinking?!
Ew!
The cats outside my place are noisy these days.
In heat? I see...
I guess you could say they're in heat.
Maybe Nekoyama is in heat, too.
Speaking about being in heat...
This pussy has a fever...
Nekoyama-san also being in heat...
and the only cure is more Inugami!
My body's burning up—It's unbearable!
What the hell am I thinking?
Help me, Inugami-san!
Then again...
Wait, what am I thinking?!
I suppose humans are in heat, all year around.
Then again.
Huh? I can't find my gym clothes.
Humans are in heat all year round.
What?
Can't be helped.
Could it be that you took her bag by mistake?
Huh? My gym clothes are missing.
Huh?
Really?
You're right.
I think you might have put them in your bag accidentally.
That's amazing. How did you know?
Oh, you're right.
Your scent!
That's amazing! How'd you know?
I can easily recognize your scent up to a hundred meters away.
Through your scent!
Watch out. We're dealing with a deviant over here.
If it's within a radius of 100 meters, I'll know it's yours, Nekoyama-san.
Come to think of it, you have a dog, right, Inugami?
She's a pervert.
Yep! Three of them.
A genuine pervert.
For real? That's so cool!
If I recall correctly, you have dogs, right, Inugami?
Wanna come over and see them?
Yup, three of them.
Wow!
Really?! I'm so jealous!
Would you like to come and see them?
Can I?
Can I?
Sure. My parents aren't home today...
Of course. My parents aren't home, either.
We can "play" all night into the morning!
This calls for an all-nighter for two!
You're starting to worry me.
Dare I ask what that would entail, Miss Dog Owner?
These are our dogs.
These are my puppies!
They're so cute! What am I going to do?!
So cute! What do I do?!
Yes, what are we going to do?
Really. What am I going to do?
Can I pet them?
Can I pet them?
Sure, go right ahead.
Of course you can!
Aw, so fluffy!
He's so fluffy!
This is so relaxing.
Watching this is so rejuvenating.
You're making me feel quite the opposite.
I, on the other hand, am feeling restless.
That tickles!
That really tickles!
Hey! Don't lick her.
Hey! Don't lick her!
It's fine. I don't really mind.
It's not a problem, really.
No, your face must feel so dirty.
Nonsense. You're dirty now.
I'll clean you up right away.
Let me clean you up.
I feel much, much dirtier now!
I feel even dirtier now that you've done that!
Aw, c'mon.
Come on!
Was I supposed to laugh? Is this some sort of comedy routine?
What is going on?
I wish I could stay here forever.
Is this something I should really keep record of?
I see... Well...
I want to stay with them forever...
How 'bout we tie the knot?
Do you really? Well...
Skipping a few steps there?
Then let's get married!
I'll pass.
Clearly skipped a few steps!
Aw, why?!
I decline.
I don't want it to seem like I fell for your puppy-dog eyes.
What... How could you?!
Is she implying what I think she's implying?
I mean...
Oh, shut up.
If I said yes after that,
Why don't you just ask her yourself?!
it'd sound like I did so because of your dogs.
Does that mean what I think it means?!
Quit asking me!
Ask her yourself!