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# 4de
# Alinanonymous
Today, we're expecting clear skies with some \Nscattered clouds throughout the Kanto Region.
Clear weather today in \N the Kanto region, with clouds throughout.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
It's another great day to hang out your laundry—
It's another great day to-
Allow us to introduce you to\Nthe A-ray Detector, today's one-time—
This A-Counter is on sale for just 24 hours! Don't miss...
Kadode Koyama.
Koyama.
Hey...
Hey...
You still awake?
Koyama Kadode!
Yeah?
Uh, yes?!
I, uh...
Umm...
You were sleeping through my lecture.
You were asleep, so I woke you up.
If you're tired, just go home and rest.
If you really want to sleep, do it at home.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Same goes for the rest of you.
And that goes for all of you!
You have university entrance exams soon.
Exams are coming up.
It might be wise to save\Nyour energy for those, not my class.
You can ignore me if you want, \Nbut you'd better study hard on your own.
Note: Gone chillin'\N Nakagawa Oran
All right, we're done for today.
All right, we're done for today.
Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?
Hey, Koyama. \NA word, please?
So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?
Are you trying to just barely flunk?
It's kind of weird to me.
Your mock-exam scores are fine,\N but you always bomb on the real thing. It's weird.
You aced the mock, but you \Nbarely passed the actual exam.
Fine, then...
Please, sir.
Let me be weird.
I can't really explain it right now.
Look, it's your choice, Koyama.
Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.
It's just a shame.
But you can do better.
Well, my home life \Nmakes college a heavy prospect.
I don't think university is an option in my situation.
Then you plan to work after graduation?
Okay. Do you plan to work instead?
That's right!
Yup.
I'm gonna be a wage slave!
Gonna be a wage slave.
Weird backpack.
Hey, nice backpack.
It's Isobeyan!
Do you know Isobeyan?
I do.
He's a mushroom-man from the distant future\Nthat came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.
I know.
I know.
He keeps his secret tools\Nin his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
He came from the future \Nto help the lazy Debeko be happy.
He's a Mushroomian!
I know.
I know.
And he loves grilled rice cakes.
He pulls secret items out \Nof a fourth-dimensional pochette.
I know that, too.
I know.
What would you do if you could\Nfly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
His favorite food is isobeyaki.
That's the kind of thing that\Nonly happens in your manga.
I knew that.
Let me dream about it, at least!
Mr. Watarase, \Nwhat would you do if you could fly?
"I can have any dream I want!\NNo one knows the future!"
That sure sounds deep, but it's just from a manga, isn't it?
"I can have any dream I want!"
"No one knows what the future holds, after all!"
That's what Debeko says.
That's what Debeko says.
Future, huh?
The future, huh?
I have a feeling that the future won't be\Nas bright for us as it always is in my manga.
I doubt it'll be that bright though, huh?
Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?
Whatcha doing, Ai?
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
You have a chance?
What're your odds?
Rin, I told you.
Rin, I told you...
I don't fight unless I know I can win.
I never try unless success is guaranteed!
You got this, Kiho.
Then go for it, already!
Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.
Kohiruimaki looks \Nuncomfortable waiting out there.
Where's Ontan?
Where's Ontan?
She said this was all just a big joke.
She said she \N"refuses to watch this farce."
Bastard.
Bitch.
Unlike her, I have a life.
Hmph! I'll show her real happiness!
Due to an experimental bomb dropped by the U.S. Army,
As part of the U.S. Army's military campaign, a new type of bomb has contaminated Ota Ward with high-density A rays.
Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Rays.
Trace amounts continue to be \Ndetected within Tokyo Prefecture.
And trace amounts are still \Npresent within Tokyo Prefecture.
Next, our coverage of Minister of \NDefense Kaminari's press conference...
When we return,
we'll have coverage of today's press conference\Nheld by Defense Minister Kaminari.
La-la-la!
La-la-la!
I love you so, so much, Isobeyan!
I love you, Isobeyan!
That weird noise again?
That weird noise again?
So, how was it?
How'd it go?
How was what?
How'd what go?
You said today was the day.
You swore today was the day you'd lick Mr. Watarase's cute, pink nipples.
That you'd finally get a chance\Nto lick Watarase's perfect, pink nipples.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, I never said that.
As usual, my hands were tied.
And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.
If you can't use your hands, \Nbring out your boobs.
How about flashing your boobs? \NMaybe you should try that.
It's not like that.
I think you're missing the point.
Seriously?
For real?
Seriously.
For real.
When it appeared, that summer...
Ever since the ship appeared that summer,
responsible adults\N said everything changed.
the all-knowing adults kept singing the same tune:
But I was never satisfied with how \Neverything seemed to stay the same anyway.
"Everything has changed. Everything is different now."
Though, nothing changing \Nis its own kind of happiness.
And that was fine by me.
At least, that's what I think now.
I'd always wanted a bit of change in my life.
Episode 1
But looking back now, I realize that no change at all...
3 YEARS AGO
Can be its own kind of happiness.
TATEYAMA BASE
An earthquake?
Note: August 31st, Wednesday
Nothing on the seismograph, sir!
An earthquake?!
Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!
No reports of an earthquake, sir!
The Sunosaki Lighthouse is damaged, too!
Tsunami detected at Misaki Port, \NSea Fort No. 2, and Yamashita Pier!
Along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!
Damage reported to Sunosaki lighthouse, as well as Ito and Mera Ward!
Sir, above us!
Chief, above us!
Visual on an unidentified craft!
Unidentified flying object confirmed!
Unidentified object above\Nthe Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
SELF DEFENSE FORCE\NICHIGAYA CENTER
Length five thousand meters?
A UAP off the South coast of Chiba?
The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay\Nat a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
Diameter of-
It's yet to be confirmed,
5000 meters?!
but we cannot rule out the possibility\Nthat this may not be from Earth.
The craft is moving towards \NTokyo Bay at a speed of 90 kilometers per hour.
Put in an immediate request for support\Nfrom American, Chinese, and South Korean leaders.
PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE
Okinawa has a U.S. base.
No confirmation, but we can't rule out the possibility that it's extraterrestrial in origin.
It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance \Nand it's airborne as we speak.
Please immediately request military support \Nfrom the United States, China, and South Korea.
First thing after inauguration...
U.S. forces in Okinawa have already \Nsent a B-52 for aerial reconnaissance, sir.
Right.
I just took office, and now...
We go now live to the Tateyama Region...
...this...
Where there is significant damage\Ncaused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.
We're reporting live from Tateyama, \Nwhere damage from the craft's arrival has been substantial.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
Haneda Airport has been completely closed,
Haneda Airport has been completely closed, and all Japan Rail lines are out of service.
as well as all Japan Rail routes.
The following areas are \Ncurrently under evacuation order:
Evacuation notices have been issued for the following:
Minato\NWard
Minato City, Shinagawa City,
Shinagawa\NWard
Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City,
Ota\NWard
and parts of Kawasaki City.
Shibuya\NWard
Just now, two unknown objects\Nhave detached from the craft!
Meguro\NWard
We have two civilians refusing to evacuate.
Kawasaki\NWard
Well, just keep at it.
This just in! Two strange objects \Nhave suddenly shot out from the craft!
The U.S. Air Force says that thing's got fifteen minutes\Nto stop moving before they make it stop!
Two senior citizens are refusing to evacuate.
Would they really take that risk?
Keep working on them.
Over an urban area?
The U.S. is going to attack \Nin fifteen minutes if that craft doesn't \Ncomply with their orders to halt!
Utah, Alpha, Papa is unresponsive.
They're really going to strike?
Preparing for engagement.
Over an urban area like this?
Ready to burn this bogey!
Utah, Alpha, Papa not responsive to all hails.
Three years later,
Initiating prep for hard engagement.
the city of Kamata is still\Nrecovering from the U.S. attack.
We are ready to attack.
The effects have been long lasting.
Three years ago...
In the shadow of the mother ship,\Nprotesters call for compensation.
When the U.S. dropped their bomb,\N the effects reached as far as Kamata.\N\N\N\N\N\N
Many feel their civilian right\Nto sunlight has been violated.
Protests are currently underway, with those involved claiming their civil right to sunlight has been violated.\N\N\N\N\N\N
Victims of the 8/31 incident include airline passengers,
Sign: EQUAL RIGHT TO SUNLIGHT!!
as well as those lost in the collapsed buildings.
The total death toll on 8/31 is estimated to be over 5,200, including airplane passengers and those crushed beneath the rubble.\N\N\N\N\N\N
The mother ship's origin is still a mystery.
Where did the mothership come from?
And if there are any living beings aboard that ship,\Ntheir intentions remain unknown.
As of now, the ship's purpose \Nand the status of any life onboard remains unknown.
With Shibuya at its center,\Nthe ship dominates the Tokyo skyline...
The mothership is currently inching\N along at a speed of 5 kilometers per hour...
Where do I even begin...
"How can I describe my feelings?"
There's just so much we have in common!
"We have similar interests in music, and movies..."
We have the same taste\Nin music and movies and art and—
"...and we share the same values, \Nwhich is oh so important!"
Aw, spare me!
Bullshit!
You probably post love poems \Non social media too, don't you?
If that's what you want,\N just go online and sext your whole life!
Here you go, Ontan.
Ontan, the okonomiyaki is ready!
Why are you sentimentalists so disgusting, huh?
That goopy nonsense makes me sick!
Hey, hey, you know what, Oran?
Yeah, whatever.
I'm not looking for your approval!
Not as if I'd ever \Nexpect you to understand, anyway.
You should be more like Kadode.
Just be like Kadode and \Nsay you wanna boink him.
Just be honest about telling people\Nthat you want to bang your teacher.
I never said that!
Ontan!
Can someone shut her up already?
Does she know what she sounds like?
You're just another piggy in the herd!
Kiho, you're a follower...
Kiho, you get the small piece.
So you get this tiny piece.
What are you saying?!
Wait, what?
Don't get so pissy at me.
I really can't help it if you're jealous.
Only children lash out \Nat what they don't understand.
Maybe you should try getting a boyfriend, Oran.
Get back to me after \Nyou've snagged a man!
Then we can have a civilized discussion.
Love...
Putting people down just because \Nyou can't relate to them is childish.
...is the magic that helps the heart mature.
One day you'll understand...
Oh, you bitch!
Love is the magic that turns us into true women.
Kadode! \NMurder her for me!
Wh-What the—
Nakagawa Oran!
Kadode, you need to kill this psychopath!
I'll crush your B.S. tomorrow!
See ya, Oran!
Bye-bye, boo!
I hope you're ready to get crushed again tomorrow.
How's your mom doing?
Buh-bye!
So, how's your mother doing?
She's always sleeping.
She's always sleeping.
Want me to drop by your place?
You want me to stop by?
That's okay.
No, it's fine.
Ontan, what would you do if you could fly?
Ontan, what would you do if you could fly?
Sounds cold.
Sounds chilly.
You know what?
You know, I'm not going to let anything get me down until I destroy this false, superficial world.
I think it's time to rid this world\Nof all its stupid fraud and vanity.
Someday, \NI'll teach all these domesticated swine a lesson.
Maybe I should start a cult.
The real threat isn't the invaders, it's me!
One day I'm going to show these capitalist pigs\N what the real threat to humanity is.
Yeah!
It's not some dumb spaceship or invader, it's me.
Let's do it!
Sounds great.
Hey, are you making fun of me?
Girl power!
Hey, now.
Don't make fun of me, okay?
I'm home!
I'm home!
"These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.\N They're uncontaminated. Heat them up for dinner.
They're uncontaminated.
Hey, mom.\N You okay?
Heat them up for dinner."
Oh. Welcome home.
Hey. You okay, mom?
Sorry, but I already ate dinner.
Oh. Hi, honey.
I'll have them tomorrow.
Thanks, but I'll save 'em for tomorrow.
Tomorrow, I'm going to the hospital.
I already ate dinner.
You need a \Ncheck-up as well, Kadode.
I'm going to the hospital tomorrow.
I...
You need a check-up as well, Kadode.
A-Ray levels near the mothership remain low.
Oh, but I—
In all likelihood,\Nthey have no effect on the human body.
The levels of A-Ray residue\Nfrom the mother ship remain low.
Really? No effect?
It is very unlikely to have\Nany effect on the human body.
Ridiculous.
What? No effect?
Kadode, here's that plush you asked for.
There's no way.
3 YEARS AGO
C'mon. Go down...
I don't think I can take it anymore.
Kadode, here's the stuffed doll you wanted.
It's the last day of summer break and I still haven't finished my homework...
I don't think I can take this anymore.
I finished all mine.
It's the last day of summer break\Nand I haven't finished my homework.
No way!
And it's way too hot out.
Wanna copy it?
I finished my homework ages ago.
Oh wow!
Really?
You suddenly look so cute!
You can copy it if you want to.
However...
Wow!
I won't have any sympathy when you fail all your tests...
Just when I thought I couldn't like you any more!
...get an obsessive complex about your grades...
However,
...and end up ugly and uptight.
should your procrastination intensify,
In that case, \NI'll do it myself.
and you end up failing your high school entrance exam,
Even if I study super hard, \Nand end up in a really good school...
don't expect any sympathy from me.
...there's nothing I can do about an aging society or an economic recession...
You win.
So no matter what, I'll end up living like a Moonarian and\N slaving away at a sweatshop in the desertified Tokyo wasteland.
I'll do it.
Sounds awesome!
Even if I study super hard, pass the entrance exam,
I know what you're thinking.
get into a top level high school,\Nand then to a top university,
"What's life all about, anyway?"
the economy could collapse,\Nthe birthrate could hit zero,
But it's fruitless to ask such questions.
and I'd still end up as a wage slave\Nto some evil corporation.
You're right.
Then climate change will turn Tokyo into a desert.
I should probably \Njust do my homework instead.
And then it'll be just like we're living on the moon.
After all, \Nwe promised to go to the same high school!
Sounds great!
But today, premium accounts get early access to an exclusive new map.
Does life have any meaning whatsoever?
Does that mean...
It's a waste of time to even think about it, am I right?
Tonight, I'm gonna be super serious!
That's my best impression of you.
And that's that!
Not bad.
Roger that.
Maybe instead of thinking,\NI should just do my homework.
Didn't we promise we'd go to the same high school?
It's just, there's a new map dropping today.
And it's a premium member exclusive.
Wait, that was today?
Homework will have to wait.
Time for us to battle!
Yes, captain-my-captain.
Then I'll see you on the battlefield.
Then I'll see you on the battlefield.
Ontan, cover me!
Ontan, give me cover fire!
I'm dead.
I died...
What the...
Hmm?
Was that a tremor?
Did everything just shake?
Hey, Dad?
Uh, Dad?
Can you maybe knock next time?
Ask before you come in next time.
It's war.
It's a war.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
I know.
It's a shooter game.
It's a game.
No, I mean Japan is at war.
No, Japan is on the verge of war.
Come again?
Right now.
Many buildings in Tateyama have been damaged by the appearance of the giant saucer.
A war?
Reporting live from Odaiba.
Many buildings in\Nthe Tateyama district
A giant saucer is hovering over\N the water and slowly moving this way!
have been damaged since\Nthe destructive arrival of the U.A.P.
This is intense, huh?
We are reporting live from Odaiba.
Hello? \NOh, I was just about to call you.
The object appears to be slowly\Nmoving over the water toward us.
I sent Hanazawa's final \Npages to the printer via courier.
So this is bad, huh?
Will you make sure they got there?
Hey...
I'm heading to editorial.
Yeah. I was just about to call you, too.
Dad, you're going to work?
I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript\Nby courier to the printers.
Can you confirm that it got there safely?
Sure, I can come by the office.
Are you going to work, Dad?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Where's Mom?
Where's Mom?
She'll be back soon.\NShe's just out on a toilet paper run.
She went to buy toilet paper.
What's that sound?
What's that sound?
Kadode, don't leave the house.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be back by evening.
I'll be back tonight.
I guess...
I don't think...
Dad's...
...he's ever coming back.
Not coming home tonight.
Kadode!
Kadode!
Sorry for being late.
I couldn't get away from work.
I couldn't get away from work.
Sorry for being late.
That's okay.
It's all right.
My friend gave us a ride.
My friend gave me a ride.
Oh, you must be Oran!
Oh, you must be Oran!
I'm Takabatake.
I'm Takabatake.
Nice to meet ya.
What's up?
You too.
Hi.
Miss Koyama.
Miss Koyama.
About your mother...
Your mother's health...
As always, she's perfectly healthy.
As usual, \NI can't find anything wrong with her.
We've got all sorts of people like your mother\Ncoming in here for consults about the strangest things.
People like your mother keep coming in for check-ups, but there's not much we can do.
Doctor.
Doctor...
Is there anything we can do to ease her anxiety?
Could a change in \N scenery help with her anxiety?
Would a change to her environment help at all?
Who is this gentleman?
Who are you again?
I'm Takabatake!
My name is Takabatake.
Manami and I \Nare going to get married soon.
I am Manami's husband.
Well, soon-to-be husband.
Huh?
Huh?
I was wondering when to tell you, Kadode.
Sorry, wasn't sure \N when I should bring that up.
Because...
Nobuo's-
Well, your Father hasn't...
I mean, your dad's body...
He, uh...
...still hasn't...
Hasn't...
...been found yet.
Hasn't been found yet.
Maybe it's too soon.
Maybe it's too soon.
No, no.
No...
I really don't think my Dad would want\NMom left by herself for too long.
He wouldn't want \NMom to be alone for very long.
She can be a handful.
She can be difficult.
Please take good care of her.
I wish you the best.
Did Takabatake have a chance to tell you?
Did Takabatake talk to you?
He did.
Yeah. Congrats.
Congrats.
A friend of his invited us to \Ncome live in a self-sufficient settlement.
You know, Takabatake's got a friend\Nwho's planning to start a whole self-sufficient village.
It's a great place where everyone \Ndoes their part, and there's no contamination.
It sounds like it could be a very supportive community.
After you graduate, the three of us will move there together.
Apparently, there's no pollution.
No.
I think the three of us should move there.
Once you graduate high school.
Not me.
What?
What?
I won't...
I don't want to.
Be going with you.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
You can't be this naïve.
I can't believe this.\N As your mother, I demand a better reason.
If you weren't still in school,\Nwe'd be there already.
I'm just worried about your health!
I'm doing all this because\NI'm worried about your health.
Living in Tokyo is basically suicide!
Staying in Tokyo is essentially suicide!
Oh, now you feel like being a mom.
Oh, sure. Now you start talking\Nlike a real mother would.
I've already given up college to support you.
After I've passed on going to university\Nso I can help support the family.
Now you're dragging me \Nout to the middle of nowhere?
What even is a self-sufficient village?
Kadode,\N you're too stupid to understand!
I really thought you were smarter than this, Kadode!
Manami..!
Manami, please...
Go ahead and do whatever you want, Mom!
You can go and do whatever you want.
Just don't order me around \Nbecause you want to live a long life.
But upending my future just because \Nyou wanna live longer is so conceited.
I'm shocked. \NYou want me to just hurry up and die?
I get it.
I never said that.
You just want me to hurry up and die, do you?
I didn't say that, but...
I didn't say that.
You're taking this all wrong.
Oran, stop the car.
Oran, stop the car.
Stop it.
Stop.
Stop the car.
Stop the car!
Just stop the car, damn it!
I said stop the damn car!
I'm walking home.
I'll just walk home.
Kadode.
Kadode, don't worry about tuition!
Don't worry about tuition, okay?
I'll make sure you can get into college!
I'll do what I can so you can go to university.
Takabatake.
Takabatake!
Kadode.
Kadode.
I'll do the best I can for you.
I'll earn the right...
Like a real dad!
...to be called your dad!
Honestly, it'd be a weight off my shoulders\Nif she remarried and moved somewhere else.
To be honest...
With her out of the way, maybe \NI'd actually be able to develop a personality.
...I feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders.
You know, I'm a heartless daughter.
Mom is such a pain in the ass.
I wonder if it's normal to feel this way.
I'm such a cold-hearted daugher.
I don't know...
I'm so screwed up and unstable.
Maybe I'm just destined to be a mistake.
I'm wrong most of the time, too.
Whatever.
Sorry.
Sorry, that was too much.
Got weird there for a sec.
C'mon, let's eat!
Let's eat!
This is my treat today!
My treat today!
Ontan,
Ontan...
would you like some ice cream?
...want some ice cream?
Mhmm.