Date a Live (2013) - S03E01 - CR vs Kantai

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Kantai
Thirty years ago,
Thirty years ago, the world was struck by an unknown phenomenon known as a spacequake.
an unprecedented disaster called a "spatial quake" assaulted our world.
The beings who may or may not have intentionally caused these spacequakes
Brought about unintentionally, or perhaps done on purpose,
were called Spirits.
the female life-forms which caused them were called "Spirits."
But their existence was hidden from the world.
And their very existence was kept secret from the public.
And now I, Itsuka Shidou, am...
And now...
Dig in, Shido!
...I, Shido Itsuka...
No need to hold back. Have a bite!
Go on and taste it, Shido!
Uh... What is this?
No need to hold back! Eat, eat!
Foolish question.
"Episode One: 'The Seventh Spirit'"
It is a hot pot.
Um... This is...?
We all wanted to make you something, so we made this.
Foolish. It's stew.
Thanks, but...
We wanted to make some food for Shido, so we all put it together.
What'd you put in here to make it this color?
Well, I appreciate the thought, but...
We used only the finest ingredients.
What the heck's in here to give it that color?
Each of us put in our favorite foods.
We went all out this time.
W-Wow, isn't that nice, Shidou?
Everyone tossed in the food they love best.
They made this delicious-looking dish all for you.
I-Isn't that wonderful, Shido?
Get it while it's hot!
For them to make you something so yummy...
You should add something too, Kotori!
Come on! Eat while it's hot!
Add the final touch to complete this masterpiece!
You contribute, too, Kotori!
Kotori's put her food in too!
Make an offering to complete this banquet!
Now it'll be even tastier.
Eh?
Wait...
Uh...
How is it, Shido?
Ooh! Kotori put in something, too!
It's actually not bad.
It's looking better and better!
We did it!
Huh, what?
I'm so happy!
How is it, Shido?!
Thank you all!
Surprisingly good!
Your fried chicken really pulls it together, Yuzuru.
Yay!
Objection: It was your karaage, Kaguya.
--We did it! --I'm happy...
It rounded out the flavor.
Thanks, everyone!
Huh?! It was all you, Yuzuru.
I knew Yuzuru's fried chicken would bring the taste together.
Assertion: No, it was thanks to you, Kaguya.
Negative. It was Kaguya's pork cutlet.
You two are as close as ever.
That's what makes it so savory.
Let's just call it a miraculous collaboration of everyone's ingredients.
Huh?! No, it was yours...
The show I saw on TV was right. You can put anything in a hot pot and it'll taste good.
Insist. It was Kaguya's.
Yeah, the color of this hot pot wouldn't make you think that.
You two never change...
I wish Miku could've made it too.
Let's just call it a miracle collaboration that took everyone's help!
Work is work though.
They said on TV that stew is good no matter what you put in, and it's true!
Must be, for something of this color to be edible...
It's a shame that Miku couldn't be here to join us.
Can't be helped with her work.
Darling!
Darling!
Did you call me?!
Did you call for me?
Huh?!
Hi!
Hi!
I heard all of your lonely calls!
Hearing your lonely calls, the Spirit Idol, Izayoi Miku, has arrived to brighten your days!
So the Spirit idol, Miku Izayoi, has made her appearance at last!
Miku?!
--Miku?! --Huh?
Then who's that singing?
Then you singing is...
It's a recording that looks like it's live.
A recording that looks like it's live!
So why are you all here? Is this some kind of party?
Anyways, what are all of you doing?
Oh, now that I think about it, today might have been my birthday!
Are you having a party, all together like this?
I'll take a passionate kiss from all of you as a present!
Oh! Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure it's my birthday today!
What are you doing?!
All I want for a present is a hot kiss from everyone!
Protection: Kaguya barrier.
Huh? Wh-What are you doing?!
Wh-What?!
Defense. Kaguya Barrier.
Stop, Miku! Get back into the TV!
W-Wait!
Yuzuru!
Stop it, Miku! Get back in the TV at once!
Miku!
--Yuzuru! --Come on, don't be shy!
What are you doing?!
--That's enough, Miku! --I need you for Kaguya Barrier.
Stop!
--Let me go! --I said stop!
Oh, so that's why you were all eating a hot pot.
Cut it out!
Well in any case, I'm glad you're here.
Oof.
Be careful, it's hot.
I see!
Wow, what a poisonous color.
So that's why you're all having stew!
Let's have a taste!
Anyways, it's good to have you here.
Hot!
It's hot, so be extra careful.
Are you okay?! I warned you.
Oh, my, what a peculiar color.
Darling, I think I burnt my lips.
Here goes nothing!
I don't think they'll heal without a kiss.
H-Hot!
What are you doing, Miku?!
Are you okay?! That's why I warned you...
Burns don't heal like that!
Darling... I seem to have burned my poor lips.
Intense pain:
Unless you kiss them, they'll never heal...
Shidou, I've burnt my lips as well.
What are you on about, Miku?!
Please administer treatment.
That's not how burns work!
Wha— That's not fair!
Pain.
Ow!
Shido, I have also burnt my lips.
Shidou-kun, Yoshino too...
Need urgent care.
Shido,
Hey, no fair!
I accidentally burnt my lips too!
Ouch!
Seriously, you guys...
Hey, Shido. Don't forget Yoshino!
Onii-chan,
Shido!
I burned myself too!
I accidentally burnt my lips as well!
Why the sudden change to white ribbon?!
You guys...
Are you all okay?!
Big brother...
I'll make you all feel better!
I think I did, too...
White ribbon out of nowhere!
Eek! Is everyone all right?!
Don't worry, I'll make you all feel better right away!
Hey!
Hey!
O-Origami?!
Origami?!
I made stew, too.
I made a hot pot too.
You did?
You too?
Th-Thank you.
Th-Thanks...
It's turtle, scorpion, and seal body parts...
Stewed soft turtle shell, scorpion, parts of a fur seal, and redworm.
...boiled in energy drink.
Give me your impressions later tonight, Shidou.
Please tell me your thoughts the next time we meet.
My life might be a little chaotic, but it's a good life.
That's right.
Shidou?
Though ripe with trouble, the passing days were fulfilling...
Shido.
Now then.
Now then.
Let's begin our date.
Let's begin our date.
You all set, Shido?
Are you ready, Shidou?
Yeah. Whenever you're ready.
Yeah, I'm ready whenever.
How do I put it...
This is...
So eerie.
kind of eerie.
This park has been abandoned since the Great Spatial Quake.
The amusement park's been abandoned since the great calamity.
It's far enough from redevelopment that it's still untouched to this day.
It was outside the range of what was rebuilt.
Then it's as it was 30 years ago...
It appears it's remained untouched.
The Spirit moved from the spatial quake's origin to that area somewhere.
So it's been like this for thirty years?
Make contact before the AST shows up.
After causing the spacequake, this Spirit moved to that area.
Roger that.
Make contact with her before the AST arrive.
--What the heck?! --What is it?
Got it.
This can't be what it was like... There's just no way...
What the—
It's faint, but we're detecting spirit waves nearby.
What happened?
What you're seeing was manifested by a Spirit's powers.
There's no way it was always like this, right?
You hearing that, Shido?
It's faint, but I detect Spirit energy from it.
The Spirit we're after is close by.
This is most likely the work of a Spirit.
Oh?
You got that, Shidou?
How rare a sight.
The Spirit we're after is somewhere here.
Usually when I get pulled here, I never meet anyone but the AST.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
I'm not going to eat you or anything.
U-Um, I'm...
Eh? You're actually kinda cute.
Why are you in a place like this?
Aren't there alarms to take shelter when a Spirit appears?
Th-That's...
Shido, our choices!
"1. For one reason only. To meet you. 2. I-I don't know. I escaped late and ended up here... 3. Since you're here, can I fondle your boobs?"
Make your choice, everyone!
"1. For one reason only. To meet you. 2. I-I don't know. I escaped late and ended up here... 3. Since you're here, can I fondle your boobs?"
Well, this one was straightforward.
It's gotta be one!
Without knowing her temperament, it's best to act normal.
Wrong! We should go with choice two!
This Spirit is a big sister type.
It might be surprising, but Shido can tickle maternal instincts!
Mmm, mmm!
That has some truth to it. Though, I'm shocked...
Not a single person chose three?
Figured Kannazuki at least would pick that as a joke.
Budding breasts are supreme!
Such floppy boobs like that don't interest me!
If it was to lick the back of her knee, I'd have second thoughts, but...
Oh?
Oh?
No!
This is a rare sight.
Thank you very yes!
This is the first time I've met someone other than the AST after appearing.
Shido, number two.
No need to be scared.
Say it with puppy eyes as best as you can.
I won't bite.
Eh?
U-Uh, I'm—
What's the matter?
Oh, aren't you adorable?
U-Um, I...
What brings you here?
I don't know...
Doesn't an alarm sound when a Spirit appears?
I escaped late and ended up here...
W-Well—
Hmm?
Shidou, the choices are here.
Is that so?
Everyone, make your choices!
Yeah, that's about right.
He should go with the first one.
We don't know anything about her. We shouldn't be so aggressive.
No, he should go with the second one!
She's an older woman type and Shidou has what it takes to be doted on like a child!
I can agree with that.
But it's surprising that no one put in a vote for the third choice.
I thought you would've done it as a joke, Kannazuki.
Voluptuous chests are justice!
However I don't have any interest in that disgusting, saggy chest of hers.
If the choice was "Let me lick the backs of your knees," it'd be another story, but..
Thank you so much!
Shidou, go with choice two.
Make her pity you. Really sell it.
What seems to be the matter?
U-Uh, I don't know.
I couldn't get away fast enough and ended up here.
Is that right?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Shido Itsuka.
Itsuka Shidou.
Shido then.
Shidou-kun?
Such a cute name.
That's a cute name.
I'm Natsumi.
I'm Natsumi.
Though I guess some of you folks are calling me Witch.
I think the codename for me is Witch, though.
Ms. Natsumi?
Natsumi-san...
That sounds so stiff.
A little too formal. Just call me Natsumi.
Natsumi is fine.
So, Shidou-kun,
Hey, Shido...
I have something I'd like to know.
Big Sis here wants to ask you a little something.
Do you mind?
May I?
N-Not at all.
S-Sure, go ahead.
Do you find me attractive?
Do you... think that I'm pretty?
O-Oh.
Eh?
I think you're very attractive.
Y-Yeah...
I knew it!
I think you're very pretty.
What specifically?
I knew it! What specifically?
What parts of me are attractive, Shidou-kun?
Shido, what part of Big Sis do you think is pretty?
Well...
Um, that's...
You have beautiful eyes, your nose is perfectly shaped, and you have a great body too.
Your almond eyes...
What else? What else?
How your nose is so straight...
Your hair's really silky too.
Your feminine style...
Yep.
What else? What else?!
You really get it, Shidou-kun!
And... your hair... is so silky.
I really am more beautiful like this.
Yes!
Shidou!
Shido, you're right on the money!
The AST's here!
Right...
I knew it...
This me... is pretty...
Shido!
It's the AST!
Oh?
Oh?
It's okay.
Don't worry.
Let's get to work, Haniel!
You're up, Haniel!
That's...
What's happening?
Take this!
Take this!
Huh?!
What's going o—
What happened?!
This is our chance, Shidou-kun. Let's retreat.
Come, Shido.
You'll compliment me even more, won't you?
Let's escape while we can.
Sure.
You'll give Big Sis a lot more compliments, won't you?
I don't mind, but...
Uh, yeah...
The autonomous cameras have been knocked out!
I don't mind doing that, but...
I'll bring them back online!
Ah...
Whew, that scared me.
Achoo!
Are you okay, Natsumi?
The surveillance camera is inoperable!
Shidou, retreat immediately!
We'll restore it briefly!
Natsumi's affection levels are dropping rapidly!
Didn't see that coming.
So, you saw?
You okay, Natsumi?
Shido, it's an emergency!
Natsumi's happiness meter is plummeting!
You saw, right?
Eh?
Don't play dumb!
Don't play dumb!
You saw my...
You just saw it.
Unforgivable...
You're finished.
You won't get away with it.
You won't get away with this!
Shido Itsuka!
I'm going to end your life, Itsuka Shidou!
Your life... It's about to be over for good!
What just happened?
Why did she just vanish like that?
Already lunch time?
Hmm?
That meeting about Natsumi went all night.
It's already lunch break?
Those strategy meetings for dealing with Natsumi went all night...
Hmm?
Wh-What?
Wh-What?
How dare you show your face, Shido Itsuka!
You have some nerve showing your face around here, Itsuka Shidou!
Don't you know what you've done?!
Don't you know what you did?!
That's so lame.
So gross!
What gives? What is this about?
What? What are you talk—
You have some nerve to play dumb!
Don't try and play dumb!
Making lewd passes at innocent Ai!
You pushed the pure Ai against the wall.
Embarrassing the hell out of Mai and Mii!
You humiliated Mai and Mi!
And not just that! Even Tohka was a victim of your heinous crimes!
And if that wasn't enough, you even laid your hands on Tohka-chan!
That's so lame!
So gross!
H-Hold on a second!
W-Wait!
I was busy with stuff and just got to school!
I just got here right now!
You should know when to fess up!
You're not fooling anyone!
Shido... What's done is done.
Shido, what's done is done.
But you shouldn't pretend it didn't happen!
But why are you not owning up to your actions?
N-Next time, give me a heads up.
J-Just say something first before you do it next time.
That way, I can prepare my heart first.
At least that way, I'll be more mentally prepared.
No, I'm telling you I didn't...
No, listen. I haven't done—
Origami?!
Origami?!
Don't tell me I did something to you, too!
Don't tell me that I did something to you too?!
Nothing...
No.
I see...
Phew.
Wh-What do you think you're doing, Origami Tobiichi?!
What are you doing, Tobiichi Origami?!
Origami...?
Origami, didn't you just tell me I didn't do anything to you?
But you just said I didn't do anything!
Exactly. That's why I had you do something now.
Right.
Now do everything else you did to them to me.
So I'll have you do it now.
Press me against a wall.
Eh?!
Lift my chin and blow your sweet breath in my ear.
Yes... Do everything you did to me, too.
Suddenly flip my skirt.
Push me against the wall...
Then we'll exchange a deep passionate kiss,
Lift up my chin...
you'll tear off my clothes,
Whisper sweet words into my ear...
and steal my maiden purity.
Gently peeling up my skirt...
Finally, you'll place within me something that I'll bear for the rest of my life.
We exchange a deep, romantic kiss...
Wait! He hasn't done that to anyone!
You pull off my clothes, steal my innocence as a woman...
Come on, Shidou.
And leave your everlasting mark...
Now.
...imbued within my body.
L-Listen—
Wait up! He hasn't done that to anybody yet!
So this is where you were, Shidou?!
Do it, Shido.
I praise you for having the gall to stick around.
Do it.
Warning: We're here to take revenge.
Now listen here...
Kaguya? Yuzuru?
There you are, Shido!
Don't tell me I did something to you two...
If there's one thing you are, it's ballsy to stick around!
Are you saying you didn't?!
Warning. You'll pay for what you've done.
Give back the panties you stole from me!
Kaguya! Yuzuru!
Resentment:
Don't tell me you think I did something to you, too?!
Who sprayed water on me while saying he had a wet shirt fetish?
Feigning ignorance?!
What?! That wasn't me!
You better give back the panties you stole from me!
Wow, he's way too impulsive.
Grudge.
You can't just play this off as boys being boys!
Who else threw water on me saying "I have a wet shirt fetish"?
So gross.
Huh?! I would never do that!
In any case, we're gonna get you back!
To think he has no bounds...
You've looked down on the Yamai sisters and you will pay the price!
This goes way beyond horsing around!
Specifically, we're going to take off your underwear!
That's so lame.
Confirmation: And I will spray your entire body with water.
In any case, we won't stand for this!
Listen, I didn't do anything!
It's a crime to defy us Yamai!
Itsuka-kun,
And you'll have to pay for it!
I can't get married anymore!
More specifically, I'll strip off your undies.
You're going to take responsibility for this!
Response.
You too, Tama-chan-sensei?!
Additionally, I shall use this spray bottle to soak your entire body.
Were you serious back there, Itsuka?
No... I didn't do anything!
Y-You're really putting me on the spot.
Itsuka...
Th-This can't be happening!
I can't become a bride anymore!
He ran!
You have to take responsibility!
Don't let him get away!
Even Ms. Tammie?!
So gross!
Itsuka...
What's going on?
About earlier... Were you actually serious?
I... dunno what to say.
You... gotta be kidding me!
He escaped!
Don't let 'em live!
That's so lame!
What in the world is happening?!
W-Wait!
W-Wait!
Yo.
Hey. That was quick.
That was quick.
What are you doing?!
Who... are you?!
I've had a lot of fun in your absence.
I was having all sorts of fun while you were away.
Who are you?!
You... What are you?!
Why are you impersonating me?!
What are you after by impersonating me?!
Why are you laughing?!
Is it funny?!
How could I not?
It is, in fact.
It's hilarious how you still haven't figured it out, Shidou-kun.
After all...
Dumb Shido still hasn't realized it.
That voice... Natsumi?!
That voice... Natsumi?!
Ding ding! That's right!
Bingo. That's correct.
Surely you know why I've impersonated you by now.
So, now you can guess why I've transformed into you, right?
Don't tell me...
Wait...
Shido Itsuka!
I'm going to end your life, Itsuka Shidou!
Your life... It's about to be over for good!
You're trying to make it so I can't live here anymore?
Did you do all those crazy things so I couldn't live here anymore?
Bad answer. Twenty points.
Pitiful. Twenty points.
Then why?
Then why?
Shido...
Shidou-kun, it's not right for there to be two of someone, is it?
Don't you think it's strange to have two of the same person?
There should only be one, otherwise people are going to get confused.
Unless there's just one of us, everyone will be so confused.
I'll become you from now on.
Eh?
I know exactly how you act now.
From now on, I'll take over as Shido.
I won't fool around anymore.
I have quite the observant eye.
Nobody will suspect a thing if you disappear.
I won't goof around like I did before.
Natsumi, you—
Even if you're gone, no one will suspect a thing.
You go search somewhere else!
Natsumi, you're...
I told you, I'll be the one to find Shido!
Oof! You go look somewhere else!
That's what I should be saying. I can't leave this to you.
I'll be the one to find Shido!
There are two Shidos?
That's my line!
What's going on here?
I can't leave him up to you.
Tohka, Origami, listen to me. This guy's—
Huh?
This guy's a fake!
There's two Shidos?
He transformed into me and has been doing all these terrible things to everyone!
What's this?
Wha—
Tohka, Origami! Listen!
--This guy-- --This guy is an imposter!
He's the fake who's been harassing everybody!
Don't be fooled! I'm the real one!
Don't be fooled! I'm the real one!
You're full of it! I'm the real one!
Shut up! I'm the real one!
In other words, we have to pick out the imposter?
So one of them is a fake?
A baffling situation...
This is a strange situation.
But, if I had to say...
But, if I had to say...
You're the imposter!
But you're the fake!
What are you talking about, you two?!
You're the fake!
I'm the real--
Wh-What are you saying?!
You are not Shido!
I'm the real—
Sure, you look like Shido, but he has a different smell!
You're not Shido!
If you were all alone, I may have been deceived.
You might look exactly like him, but you don't smell like him.
But, standing next to the real Shido, it's a different story.
If it was just you here, we might have been fooled.
"Shido A" "Shido B"
But with the real Shidou right next to you, it's easy.
Compared to the real Shido, you blink 50 milliseconds faster.
You blink five milliseconds faster than the real Shidou.
And your center of gravity is angled 0.2 degrees left.
Your resting stance is 0.2 degrees more to the left.
There's no mistaking it!
There's no mistaking it!
What's wrong with these girls?
There's no mistaking it!
They're messed up!
What's wrong with these two?
Well, I can't deny it...
Are they crazy?
Unbelievable!
Well, I can't really deny that...
Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
Impossible!
Unbelievable!
Impossible! Impossible!
You're...!
Impossible!
Unforgivable!
You're...
Not only was my secret seen...
I won't forgive you!
My flawless disguise was seen right through!
Not only did you see my true form, but you saw through my perfect disguise.
Never! I'll never acknowledge it!
I won't let you get away with this!
You're not off the hook just yet!
Don't think this is over!
H-Hey!
W-Wait!
Shido...
Shido, who was that?
Who in the world was that?
What are you to her?
What's your relationship with her?
Um, well, that's...
No, that's... Um...
It's been five days since then.
It's been five days...
She hasn't done anything yet.
No movement from Natsumi either.
What's going on?
What's she planning to do?
Oh, I thought this was the couch, but it was you, Shidou.
Oh? That wasn't the sofa. It's Shido.
Kotori, you...
Kotori, seriously?
Aren't you a little too relaxed?
Aren't you a bit too relaxed?
We may not know the reason, but Natsumi has declared you an enemy.
Whatever the reason, Natsumi views you as her enemy.
If you don't raise her affection levels, you won't be able to seal her powers.
You'll never be able to seal her power unless you raise her happiness.
I-I know that.
I-I know that already.
We don't know when she'll appear next, but...
There's no knowing when she'll next appear, but...
Look, this was in the mailbox.
"Shido Itsuka"
What is it?
Look. This showed up in the post.
I haven't opened it, but I confirmed it's not dangerous.
"Natsumi"
It shouldn't explode or anything.
That's...?
These are...
"Shido Itsuka"
A picture of me?
I never opened it, but I checked it was safe at least.
There are twelve of them.
"Natsumi"
And this.
So it shouldn't go "boom" or anything like that.
"I'm in one of these.
This is...
Can you guess which one?
A photo of me?
Find out before anyone disappears.
Twelve of them...
Natsumi."
Also...
What does that mean?
"Among them, I'm there.
If we take the message literally,
Can you guess who I am?
it means that Natsumi's most likely transformed into one of these twelve people.
Before everyone is gone.
One of them?
--Natsumi."
And that means
What's it mean?
I'm a suspect too.
If we take the message at face value...
Shidou, this is Natsumi calling you out.
Among these 12 people here,
My guess is that if you don't figure out who she is,
Natsumi is already using her powers to impersonate someone.
one of these people will disappear forever.
Someone?
You have to do it Shidou...
Which means...
before we disappear.
It's also possible that it's me.
"Date."
Shido. This is a challenge from Natsumi.
A sweet, sad, yet lovely word.
Unless you guess which person she is...
After a long wait, the curtain is raised for the third time.
I imagine somebody will disappear.

Find her, Shido.
Before we're all gone.
Date.
So sweet, agonizing, and beloved...
The curtains are raised. Now, for the third time.