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#CR

#Chihiro

Hell yeah, Oni Slayer!

Damn it... He won again.

Damn it, he won again.

What you have just witnessed, ladies and gentlemen, is our troupe's main attraction!

A martial arts show from our fearsome Oni Slayer!

How truly exciting! He's so fearsome, he doesn't even need a metal club!

How truly exciting! He's so fearsome, he doesn't even need a weapon!

Let's give a huge round of applause!

Great job out there.

Thank you very much, sir.

What the hell was that thing anyway?

A shokera.

There were some stragglers left in Chichibu after the Great Purge,

so I got 'em real cheap.

so I got 'em for real cheap.

With the authorities watching,

I'm surprised you can keep getting those things.

I'm surprised you can get your hands on those things.

Well, I've got my ways.

Hell, our performers may not be the best...

But we've got more monsters than anyone else in Tokyo.

Given what I've heard about the world beyond the sea,

From what I've heard about the world beyond the sea,

we might have the most entertaining show in the world.

Sorry I'm not living up to your expectations.

The hell are you talking about? You're no performer.

You're one of the monsters.

The hell do you think you're doin', you freak?!

Get your lazy ass up and onto that stage!

Get your lazy ass up on that stage!

He wants to meet with Lord Enma in Hell

and try to bribe his way to Paradise.

Will it work? Probably not.

Oppekepe, oppekepeppo, peppopo.

All right, here's the goods for today.

All right, here's your ration for today.

Outta my way!

Hey, I was first!

Hey! I'll pay an extra sen! Gimme that potato!

You bastard! I'm starving way more than you!

He's gonna eat us!

Here ya go.

Got some from the navy.

You ain't gonna find it this cheap anywhere else.

You're in luck, pal.

You're in luck.

It might not be any of my business,

but if you've got money to drink, maybe you should go to the doctor.

And why's that?

Venereal disease, right?

Damn it! I overslept!

That thing's an ayakashi!

Let's kill it already!

This damn thing's fightin' back!

This damn thing's fighting back!

Just kill it already!

Hey, you!

You're an Oni Slayer, ain't ya?

Get rid of this monster for us!

I hate to break it to you, but that's just a cat.

It ain't no monster or the like.

It ain't no monster or anything.

You liar!

I've never seen a cat like that before!

I'm terribly sorry, but an Oni Slayer like me can't kill a cat.

Oni Slayer, my ass. You're just some phony.

Come on. Don't waste your time with the likes of him.

Talk about a twist of fate...

They look great on the outside,

but they lack political thought.

They don't see the truths of the universe.

Sow the seeds of freedom in their hearts.

Can I help you?

I can't say that I enjoy being followed around.

So what's the deal with the birdcage?

Apparently, it's quite important.

Ah, so it must be quite important.

Oho...

Aw... This beer wasn't cheap, ya know?

Behold these two sets of scarlet lips!

Who is going to swallow whom?

That's quite enough.

Oni Slayer, please forgive this rudeness.

This only happened because you suddenly tried to touch the birdcage.

Be more cautious in the future.

Could you settle on either apologizing or bossing me around?

Otherwise—

You're only able to kill when you're onstage, are you not?

You can only kill when you're onstage, can you not?

Well, it appears that you know a thing or two about me.

So it appears that you know a thing or two about me.

So, who are you?

Just who are you?

I'm rather fond of you.

Well played, Oni Slayer. You were able to keep up with Shizuku.

Well played, Oni Slayer.

Which means that this trip I made to Tokyo based on rumors was worth it.

You were able to keep up with Shizuku.

That's quite a unique act you've got goin' there,

Which means that this trip to Tokyo that I took based on those rumors was worth it.

That's quite a unique act you've got going there,

but you should really talk to our troupe leader, not me.

It appears as though you don't have much longer to live.

It appears as though you do not have much longer to live.

What do you mean by that?

Even if you continue winning, you'll die before long.

What you're doing is not a performance.

What you're doing is not performance.

At least, it's neither an act nor an illusion, is it, Oni Slayer?

Or should I say Oni Hybrid— half oni and half human.

Or should I say Oni Hybrid— half oni, half human.

I have a rather keen eye for these matters,

so I can tell just by looking at you.

The blood of an oni runs through your veins.

The creature that can kill any monster known to man, the oni.

Oni. A creature that can kill any monster known to man.

But I must say, you're a rather reckless mix.

It must be difficult for you to maintain your sanity given how shoddily you're made.

Even more so since you're using your powers at the theater every day.

Even more so since you use your powers at the theater every day.

You'll be consumed by the oni and die very soon.

You'll be consumed by the oni very soon, and die.

No, really. Who are you?

Exactly how much do you know?

Depending on your answer, we might have to resume our little dance from earlier.

Now, calm yourself.

Now, now. Calm yourself.

I'm actually here to strike a deal with you.

A deal?

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#CR

Hell yeah, Oni Slayer!
Damn it... He won again.
What you have just witnessed, ladies and gentlemen, is our troupe's main attraction!
A martial arts show from our fearsome Oni Slayer!
How truly exciting! He's so fearsome, he doesn't even need a metal club!
Let's give a huge round of applause!
Great job out there.
Thank you very much, sir.
What the hell was that thing anyway?
A shokera.
There were some stragglers left in Chichibu after the Great Purge,
so I got 'em real cheap.
With the authorities watching,
I'm surprised you can keep getting those things.
Well, I've got my ways.
Hell, our performers may not be the best...
But we've got more monsters than anyone else in Tokyo.
Given what I've heard about the world beyond the sea,
we might have the most entertaining show in the world.
Sorry I'm not living up to your expectations.
The hell are you talking about? You're no performer.
You're one of the monsters.
The hell do you think you're doin', you freak?!
Get your lazy ass up and onto that stage!
He wants to meet with Lord Enma in Hell
and try to bribe his way to Paradise.
Will it work? Probably not.
Oppekepe, oppekepeppo, peppopo.
All right, here's the goods for today.
Outta my way!
Hey, I was first!
Hey! I'll pay an extra sen! Gimme that potato!
You bastard! I'm starving way more than you!
He's gonna eat us!
Here ya go.
Got some from the navy.
You ain't gonna find it this cheap anywhere else.
You're in luck, pal.
It might not be any of my business,
but if you've got money to drink, maybe you should go to the doctor.
And why's that?
Venereal disease, right?
Damn it! I overslept!
That thing's an ayakashi!
Let's kill it already!
This damn thing's fightin' back!
Just kill it already!
Hey, you!
You're an Oni Slayer, ain't ya?
Get rid of this monster for us!
I hate to break it to you, but that's just a cat.
It ain't no monster or the like.
You liar!
I've never seen a cat like that before!
I'm terribly sorry, but an Oni Slayer like me can't kill a cat.
Oni Slayer, my ass. You're just some phony.
Come on. Don't waste your time with the likes of him.
Talk about a twist of fate...
They look great on the outside,
but they lack political thought.
They don't see the truths of the universe.
Sow the seeds of freedom in their hearts.
Can I help you?
I can't say that I enjoy being followed around.
So what's the deal with the birdcage?
Apparently, it's quite important.
Oho...
Aw... This beer wasn't cheap, ya know?
Behold these two sets of scarlet lips!
Who is going to swallow whom?
That's quite enough.
Oni Slayer, please forgive this rudeness.
This only happened because you suddenly tried to touch the birdcage.
Be more cautious in the future.
Could you settle on either apologizing or bossing me around?
Otherwise—
You're only able to kill when you're onstage, are you not?
Well, it appears that you know a thing or two about me.
So, who are you?
I'm rather fond of you.
Well played, Oni Slayer. You were able to keep up with Shizuku.
Which means that this trip I made to Tokyo based on rumors was worth it.
That's quite a unique act you've got goin' there,
but you should really talk to our troupe leader, not me.
It appears as though you don't have much longer to live.
What do you mean by that?
Even if you continue winning, you'll die before long.
What you're doing is not a performance.
At least, it's neither an act nor an illusion, is it, Oni Slayer?
Or should I say Oni Hybrid— half oni and half human.
I have a rather keen eye for these matters,
so I can tell just by looking at you.
The blood of an oni runs through your veins.
The creature that can kill any monster known to man, the oni.
But I must say, you're a rather reckless mix.
It must be difficult for you to maintain your sanity given how shoddily you're made.
Even more so since you're using your powers at the theater every day.
You'll be consumed by the oni and die very soon.
No, really. Who are you?
Exactly how much do you know?
Depending on your answer, we might have to resume our little dance from earlier.
Now, calm yourself.
I'm actually here to strike a deal with you.
A deal?
Fear not. I'll make it worth your while.
It's a lovely deal for the both of us.
I have the means to extend your life.
If you promise to grant my wish,
then I shall thank you by telling you how it can be done.
I want you to kill me.
My name is Aya Rindo.
This is Shizuku Hasei. She is my maid.
I thought you were just using some kinda fancy ventriloquism.
You sure don't say much, do you?
I'm sure you'll eventually hear her voice.
What are you, the Immortal or something?
Indeed.
Uh?!
You mean the one and only creature of its kind in the world?
Indeed.
I just thought that was made-up nonsense.
It's not nonsense. It's the truth.
Also, I am a person. Not a creature.
I figured the Immortal would be some frail geezer, like a hermit.
My immortality means I don't even grow old.
For 947 years, I've been 14 years and 3 months old.
So 900 years and some decades ago...
That'd be the Heian period.
You are correct.
So why do you only have a head?
About six months ago, some fool took the rest of my body.
I'd heard that the Immortal could grow back its whole body if it lost it.
So why can't you restore yourself now?
The Immortal is helpless against just one thing...
Ah, you mean an oni.
Well, aren't you knowledgeable?
Prior to becoming a performer, my work involved something like that.
It's true that a wound inflicted by an oni doesn't heal quickly,
and if you were cut by an oni, you'd typically die.
So how...
The answer is the darkest place under the candlestick, Oni Slayer.
Ah, I see.
Oni can nullify a monster's regenerative abilities.
But if it's an incomplete creature that is mixed with some other living thing,
its powers will also be halved.
As a result, you get stuck with a talking severed head.
So the one who attacked you is also an Oni Hybrid.
That is the only explanation.
However, the would-be murderer had their face concealed,
and all I saw was their boss who was ordering them around.
He was an elderly man who used a cane, had a hoarse voice,
and was not from this country.
He was a foreigner.
A cane... a foreigner...
Shizuku was gravely injured, and I was left in this state.
Honestly, I'm at my wits' end. Even if I wanted to try to get my body back,
they've gone off yonder, and I can't do much as just a severed head.
Although...
Though you may be another Oni Hybrid,
you don't seem to be exactly half human and half oni.
Your oni side is far more pronounced,
which means you're even stronger against monsters.
Therefore, based on my observations...
You can also kill the Immortal.
We're done for the day!
Hey, you two...
Would one of ya be willin' to become a severed head?
Why don't we go somewhere else?
What?! No way!
If they find you here, they'll definitely make you part of the show.
By the way, Oni Slayer.
You mind dropping the bombastic nickname?
It's a bit embarrassing.
Then what is your name?
My name's Tsugaru Shinuchi.
Shinuchi? "Headliner"? You look more like an opening act.
Very well. In that case, Tsugaru...
Yes, ma'am?
It appears as though you want to die, but you also want to live.
Why is that?
That's a rather difficult question. Could you be a bit more specific?
The more you use your powers, the more the oni consumes you,
decreasing your hold on your sanity, and shortening your lifespan.
The fact that you nevertheless continue to perform with that troupe
indicates that you are rushing to your demise.
In other words, you want to die.
Yet you resisted.
Shizuku would've been very capable of taking your life.
And yet, you fought back.
Why do you want to live? Why?
As you said, if I stay with the troupe long enough,
I'll eventually get consumed by the oni, go berserk,
get shot by some military police officer and die.
And that's perfectly fine.
Because that's exactly what I was hoping for.
If I'm gonna get consumed by the oni from using too much of my power,
it's most likely gonna happen while I'm all worked up fighting some monster.
Which means I'm gonna be surrounded by bloodthirsty lowlife, lowbrow customers.
The raconteur and troupe leader who're making a quick buck off of 'em, too.
Which would mean
that lot would be the first ones I'd attack after being consumed by the oni.
They'll flee as they're thrown into the throes of chaos,
chain-link fences and steel doors be damned!
Just how many will I kill before the police
reach this little theater on the outskirts of town?
They thought they were safe as they watched from on high
as a bunch of monsters tried to kill each other...
Ah, the fools!
They'll get a taste of the same kind of hell
that takes place upon that stage.
When I realized I was gonna die soon, I started thinking...
"If I'm gonna die, I may as well have fun doing it.
But what would be the most entertaining way to die?"
This would rid the world of some of its garbage and be an excellent act to watch.
That's why I had the troupe leader take me in.
I've been trying to get by the best I can without getting consumed
until we can get more of an audience in.
But you said you'd expand my lifespan, so I guess I'm done with that plan.
That's how I truly feel.
What a strange fellow.
Is your life also just a part of a joke for you?
My performance involves killing monsters in an entertaining way.
So it makes sense that I take myself out in a similar way, doesn't it?
I mean, I'm one of those monsters, too.
Oni Slayer...
I guess it doesn't matter that you're part oni. You were born depraved.
You flatter me.
I implore you again. Will you kill me?
It's probably not good to rush to your death.
How is this rushing? If anything, I'm far past due.
What's the fun in living to this age
when I've been reduced to a severed head?
You're the only one I can ask to do this.
You think rather highly of me.
But I must decline.
If you don't kill me, you'll also die in the near future.
You'll be extending my lifespan...
But I will not kill you.
If that was supposed to be a joke, then just stop.
Since I don't have the rest of my body,
I can't physically react to how bad that joke was.
Earlier you said, "Even if I wanted to try to get my body back,"
but that must also mean that if you were able to get your body back,
you'd have a plan to return to normal, doesn't it?
I see. I guess you're not a total idiot.
But the one who has my body is too far away.
So you do know where they are.
Where might that be?
Europe, I believe.
If you have a chance to return to normal,
it'd be a shame to die now, wouldn't it?
Even if you might fail...
Why not try goin' after it?
Right? You don't want your mistress to die, do you?
I follow the orders I am given.
If Lady Aya insists on dying, I will find a way for her to die.
My feelings matter not.
Then you're nothing more than a puppet.
To be a puppet is my family's way.
Way boring, you mean.
How suspicious.
How does encouraging me to do this benefit you?
Oh, see, I'd like to kill two birds with one stone.
It appears as though the fool that ran off with your body
is the same one who took away my humanity.
Did his cane happen to have the letter "M" engraved in it?
Yes.
His cane did indeed have the letter "M" engraved in it.
He's the one who captured me. There's no doubt about it.
And since you've lived for centuries,
I'm sure your intellect's a cut above.
Well, I am a severed head.
You have the brains to find the enemy.
I have body to carry you to him.
What do you think? We have the same goal.
Why don't we go to Europe together?
Shizuku, let me out.
As you wish, Lady Aya.
There's no fun in living life as just a severed head? Don't be absurd!
There's plenty of fun to be had, even in that state.
I will make sure that you have the time of your life.
Surely an Oni Slayer wouldn't go back on his word.
Never.
Very well.
Let us go to Europe.
So how exactly do we extend my lifespan?
Oh, you just need to consume a part of me.
C-Consume? A part of you?
The cells of the Immortal are quite resilient.
If you take them into your body,
they will boost the immune system of your human side.
You'll be able to slow the process of turning into an oni.
Oho, I see.
But when you say "consume"...
I have absolutely no intention of letting you consume my eyes, ears, or brain.
We'll be using the parts I can spare.
And by that, you mean...
Well, the most obvious answer would be one of my bodily fluids.
Like my tears, nasal mucus, sweat, or perhaps...
Your saliva?
But I rarely cry or sweat.
Would you prefer my nasal mucus or saliva?
Your saliva, please.
Very well.
Then come accept it.
Right now?
Yes. We will seal our deal with it.
And how should I receive this?
Why not directly?
There's no need to hold back.
Please excuse me.

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#Chihiro

Hell yeah, Oni Slayer!
Damn it, he won again.
What you have just witnessed, ladies and gentlemen, is our troupe's main attraction!
A martial arts show from our fearsome Oni Slayer!
How truly exciting! He's so fearsome, he doesn't even need a weapon!
Let's give a huge round of applause!
Great job out there.
Thank you very much, sir.
What the hell was that thing anyway?
A shokera.
There were some stragglers left in Chichibu after the Great Purge,
so I got 'em for real cheap.
With the authorities watching,
I'm surprised you can get your hands on those things.
Well, I've got my ways.
Hell, our performers may not be the best...
But we've got more monsters than anyone else in Tokyo.
From what I've heard about the world beyond the sea,
we might have the most entertaining show in the world.
Sorry I'm not living up to your expectations.
The hell are you talking about? You're no performer.
You're one of the monsters.
The hell do you think you're doin', you freak?!
Get your lazy ass up on that stage!
He wants to meet with Lord Enma in Hell
and try to bribe his way to Paradise.
Will it work? Probably not.
Oppekepe, oppekepeppo, peppopo.
All right, here's your ration for today.
Outta my way!
Hey, I was first!
Hey! I'll pay an extra sen! Gimme that potato! 
You bastard! I'm starving way more than you!
He's gonna eat us!
Here ya go.
Got some from the navy.
You ain't gonna find it this cheap anywhere else.
You're in luck.
It might not be any of my business,
but if you've got money to drink, maybe you should go to the doctor.
And why's that?
Venereal disease, right?
Damn it! I overslept!
That thing's an ayakashi!
Let's kill it already!
This damn thing's fighting back!
Just kill it already!
Hey, you!
You're an Oni Slayer, ain't ya?
Get rid of this monster for us!
I hate to break it to you, but that's just a cat.
It ain't no monster or anything.
You liar!
I've never seen a cat like that before!
I'm terribly sorry, but an Oni Slayer like me can't kill a cat.
Oni Slayer, my ass. You're just some phony.
Come on. Don't waste your time with the likes of him.
Talk about a twist of fate...
They look great on the outside,
but they lack political thought.
They don't see the truths of the universe.
Sow the seeds of freedom in their hearts.
Can I help you?
I can't say that I enjoy being followed around.
So what's the deal with the birdcage?
Ah, so it must be quite important.
Aw... This beer wasn't cheap, ya know?
Behold these two sets of scarlet lips!
Who is going to swallow whom?
That's quite enough.
Oni Slayer, please forgive this rudeness.
This only happened because you suddenly tried to touch the birdcage.
Be more cautious in the future.
Could you settle on either apologizing or bossing me around?
Otherwise—
You can only kill when you're onstage, can you not?
So it appears that you know a thing or two about me.
Just who are you?
I'm rather fond of you.
Well played, Oni Slayer.
You were able to keep up with Shizuku.
Which means that this trip to Tokyo that I took based on those rumors was worth it.
That's quite a unique act you've got going there,
but you should really talk to our troupe leader, not me.
It appears as though you do not have much longer to live.
What do you mean by that?
Even if you continue winning, you'll die before long.
What you're doing is not performance.
At least, it's neither an act nor an illusion, is it, Oni Slayer?
Or should I say Oni Hybrid— half oni, half human.
I have a rather keen eye for these matters,
so I can tell just by looking at you.
The blood of an oni runs through your veins.
Oni. A creature that can kill any monster known to man.
But I must say, you're a rather reckless mix.
It must be difficult for you to maintain your sanity given how shoddily you're made.
Even more so since you use your powers at the theater every day.
You'll be consumed by the oni very soon, and die.
No, really. Who are you?
Exactly how much do you know?
Depending on your answer, we might have to resume our little dance from earlier.
Now, now. Calm yourself.
I'm actually here to strike a deal with you.
A deal?
Fear not. I shall make it worth your while.
I trust you would find it beneficial for us both.
I have the means to extend your life.
If you promise to grant my wish,
then I shall thank you by telling you how it can be done.
I want you to kill me.
My name is Rindo Aya.
This is Hasei Shizuku. She is my maid.
I thought you were just using some fancy ventriloquism.
You sure don't say much, do you?
I'm sure you'll eventually hear her voice.
What are you, the Immortal or something?
Indeed.
Uh?!
You mean the one and only creature of its kind in the world?
Indeed.
I just thought that was just nonsense.
It's not nonsense. It's the truth.
Also, I am a person. Not a creature.
I figured the Immortal would be some frail geezer, like a hermit.
My immortality means I don't even grow old.
For 947 years, I've been 14 years and 3 months old. 
So 900 years and some decades ago...
That'd be the Heian period. 
You are correct.
So why do you only have a head?
About six months ago, some fool took the rest of my body.
I'd heard that the Immortal could grow back its whole body if it lost it.
So why can't you restore yourself now?
The Immortal is helpless against just one thing...
Ah, you mean an oni.
Well, aren't you knowledgeable?
Before I became a performer, my previous work was related to that.
It's true that a wound inflicted by an oni doesn't heal quickly,
and if you were cut by an oni, you'd normally die.
So how...
The answer can be found right under the candlestick, Oni Slayer.
Ah, I see.
Oni can nullify a monster's regenerative abilities.
But if it's an incomplete creature that is mixed with some other living thing,
its powers will also be halved.
As a result, you get stuck with a talking severed head.
So the one who attacked you is also an Oni Hybrid.
That is the only explanation.
However, the would-be murderer had their face concealed,
and all I saw was their boss ordering them around.
He was an elderly man who used a cane, had a hoarse voice,
and was not from this country.
He was a foreigner.
A cane... a foreigner...
Shizuku was gravely injured,
and I was left in this state.
Honestly, I'm at my wits' end.
Even if I wanted to try to get my body back, they have gone off yonder,
and I cannot do much as a severed head.
Although...
Though you may be another Oni Hybrid,
you don't seem to be exactly half human and half oni.
Your oni side is far more pronounced,
which means you're even stronger against monsters.
Therefore, based on my observations...
You can also kill the Immortal.
We're done for the day!
Hey, you two...
Would one of ya be willing to become a severed head?
Why don't we go somewhere else?
What?! No way!
If they see you, they'll try to make you part of the show.
By the way, Oni Slayer.
You mind dropping the bombastic nickname?
It's a bit embarrassing.
Then what is your name?
My name's Shinuchi Tsugaru.
Shinuchi? "Headliner"? You look more like an opening act.
Very well. In that case, Tsugaru...
Yes?
It appears as though you want to die,
but you also want to live.
Why is that?
That's a rather difficult question.
Could you be a bit more specific?
The more you use your powers, the more the oni side consumes you,
weakening your hold on your sanity and shortening your lifespan.
The fact that you nevertheless continue to perform with that troupe
tells me that you are rushing to meet your demise.
In other words, you want to die.
Yet you fought for your life.
Shizuku would have been very capable of killing you.
But you resisted.
Why do you want to live?
As you said, if I stay with the troupe long enough,
I'll eventually get consumed by the oni, go berserk,
get shot by some military police officer and die.
And that's perfectly fine.
Because that's exactly what I was hoping for.
If I'm gonna get consumed for using too much of my power,
it's most likely gonna happen while I'm all worked up fighting some monster.
Which means I'm gonna be surrounded by bloodthirsty lowlife, lowbrow customers.
That includes the raconteur and troupe leader making a quick buck off of them, too.
Which would mean
that they would be the first ones I'd attack after being consumed.
They'd flee as they're thrown into the throes of chaos,
chain-link fences and steel doors be damned!
Just how many would I kill before the police
reach this little theater on the outskirts of town?
They thought they were safe as they watched from on high
as a bunch of monsters tried to kill each other...
Ah, the fools!
They'll get a taste of the same kind of hell
that takes place upon that stage.
When I realized I was gonna die soon, I started thinking...
"If I'm gonna die, I may as well have fun doing it.
But what would be the most entertaining way to die?"
This would rid the world of some garbage while making for excellent entertainment.
That's why I had the troupe leader take me in.
I've been trying to get by the best I can without getting consumed
until we can get more of an audience in.
But you said you'd expand my lifespan, so I guess I'm done with that plan.
That's how I truly feel.
What a strange fellow.
Is your life also just a joke to you?
My performance involves killing monsters in an entertaining way.
So it makes sense that I take myself out in a similar way, doesn't it?
I mean, I'm one of those monsters, too.
Oni Slayer...
I guess it doesn't matter that you're part oni. You were born depraved.
You flatter me.
I ask you once more. Will you kill me?
It's probably not good to rush to your death.
I am in no rush at all. If anything, I am far past due.
What's the fun in living in this age when I've been reduced to a head?
You're the only one I can ask to do this.
You think rather highly of me.
But I must decline.
If you don't kill me, you'll also die in the near future.
You'll be extending my lifespan...
But I will not kill you.
If that was supposed to be a joke, then just stop.
Since I don't have the rest of my body,
I cannot even physically react to how bad that joke was.
Earlier you said, "Even if I wanted to try to get my body back," 
but that must also mean that if you could get your body back,
you'd have a plan to return to normal, doesn't it?
I see. I guess you're not a total idiot.
But the one who has my body is too far away.
So you do know where they are.
Where might that be?
Europe, I believe.
If you have a chance to return to normal,
it'd be a shame to die now, wouldn't it?
Even if you might fail...
Why not try going after it?
Right? You don't want your mistress to die, do you?
I follow the orders I am given.
If Aya-sama insists on dying,
I will find a way for her to die.
My feelings matter not.
Then you're nothing more than a puppet.
To be a puppet is my family's way.
Way to be boring, you mean.
How suspicious.
How does encouraging me to do this benefit you?
Oh, see, I'd like to kill two birds with one stone.
It appears as though the fool that ran off with your body
is the same one who robbed me of my humanity.
Did his cane happen to have the letter "M" engraved in it?
Yes.
His cane did indeed have the letter "M" engraved in it.
He's the one who captured me, no doubt about it.
And since you've lived for centuries, I'm sure your intellect's a cut above.
Well, I am a severed head.
You have the brains to find the enemy.
I have the body to carry you to him.
What do you think? We have the same goal.
Why don't we go to Europe together?
Shizuku, let me out.
As you wish, Aya-sama.
There's no fun in living life as just a severed head? Don't be absurd!
There's plenty of fun to be had, even in that state.
I will make sure that you have the time of your life.
Surely an Oni Slayer wouldn't go back on his word.
Never.
Very well.
Let us go to Europe.
So how exactly do we extend my lifespan?
Oh, you just need to consume a part of me.
C-Consume? A part of you?
The cells of the Immortal are quite resilient.
If you take them into your body,
they will boost the immune system of your human side.
You'll be able to slow the oni transformation.
I see.
But when you say "consume"...
I have absolutely no intention of letting you consume my eyes, ears, or brain.
We'll be using the parts I can spare.
And by that, you mean...
Well, the most obvious answer would be one of my bodily fluids.
Like my tears, nasal mucus, sweat, or perhaps...
Your saliva?
But I rarely cry or sweat.
Would you prefer my nasal mucus or saliva?
Your saliva, please.
Very well.
Then come accept it.
Right now?
Yes. We shall seal our deal with it.
And how should I receive this?
Why not directly?
There's no need to hold back.
Please excuse me.