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My Deer Friend Nokotan - S01E01 - CR vs. [le même]
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I
made it!
I
'm here.
Deer Meets Dark
ness
Girl
Deer Meets Dark
Girl
Introducing once more,\N
Koshi Torako
, former
delinquent
.
Let me introduce her again.
Covering up
her past
upon joining
high school
,\Nshe climbed the ranks
as an honor student
Her name is
Koshi Torako
.
and is
now
president of\N
the student council
, as well as
class
rep.
She was a
delinquent
in middle school
However
a
transfer deer
(?) named \N
Shikanoko Noko
revealed her past,
but hid
her past
with her
high school
debut
revealed
that she was a virgin
,
and reinvented herself
as an honor student
.
and
because
she was
a total pushover
,
She
now
serves as
the student council
president and
class
representative.
she
w
as
duped into becoming\N
the
president
of the mysterious Deer Club.
But
a
new
transfer deer
saw through her act.
And
once again
, she
reluctantly\Nheads
to the club
.
It was
Shikanoko Noko
,
Yay! It's time
for
Deer C
lub
!
who went on to expose
that she was a virgin
.
Maybe
she doesn't
sound
reluctant
?
But
because
Torako is
a total pushover
Well
, it's not like I'm
actually\N
looking forward to
going to
the club.
Deer Club. Seeking New Members!
Oh?
Then
what is it
?
she
found herself
as
the
head
of the mysterious Deer Club.
When I
gave
the
clubhouse\Na little makeover this
morning,
And
so
, she
"drags herself"
to the club
for
yet another day.
it turned out
so
good!
Well, it's c
lub
time.
But
it's not like I'm
super excited\Nfor
club
activities today
...
she doesn't
seem that
reluctant
.
or anything
like that
.
Oh no
, it's not like I'm
looking forward to
the club.
Then
why
?
When I
tried rearranging
the
clubroom in the
morning,
it turned out
really nice,
so
it's not like I'm
looking forward to today's
club
meeting,
because of that
or anything
.
Is that so?
Is that so?
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It's the
president
's
job to make
\N
the
clubhouse a
comfortable
place.
Well, as club
president
, it
's
my
job to make
the
clubroom
comfortable
,
I can't wait
to
see how she
react
s!
I'm looking forward
to
her
react
ion!
Y
ou're amazing
, Koshitan!\NI was wrong about you
!
Koshi-tan, y
ou're amazing
!
I'm impressed
!
Of course!
Of course!
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All that's left is
the wallpaper
... \NOh! A
nd
maybe I'll get a cabinet
!
Now to put up
the wallpaper
, a
nd
place a shelf too
!
There's still
so much to be done!
There's still
a lot to do!
Just you wait! It'll be my own utopia!
My utopia awaits!
I won't forgive you, Deer
SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER
And thus, the utopia came to an end.
Announcement: End of Utopia.
SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER
Kumagoro!
Kumagoro!
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W
h-W
hat
is this? My
utopia!
W
-w
hat
's going on, my
utopia!
The utopia I spent
my
life savings on\N
and four hours of my morning
!
All of
my
money
and four hours of my morning
went into creating my utopia
!
She woke up at 3
AM
.
She woke up at 3
am
.
Are you okay, Koshi
tan?
Are you okay, Koshi
-
tan?
It's dangerous
there. Come
over
here.
It's dangerous
over
there. Come
here.
You! Did
you
do this?!
It was
you
!
Did
you
do
this to my utopia
?!
It was definitely
you
!
Hm? W
hat are you talking about?
You did
this to my utopia
!
It
was already like this when I
got here
.
Wh-w
hat are you talking about?
The room
was already like this when I
came
.
Also, this room is dangerous.
Also, this room is dangerous.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
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S
omeone
's trying
to kill me
today.
I think s
omeone
tried
to kill me
this morning.
W
ho?
And w
hy?
But w
ho?
W
hy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
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But
it's probably
the
same person\Nwho trashed our room
.
But
I think
the
room's state is also their doing
.
I fell into a
five
-meter
-deep pitfall\N
on
the
way to school,
I fell into a
5
-meter
pit-hole
on
my
way to school,
spears
came falling out of
the sky,
some
spears
fell from
the sky,
and
there were
plastic
bottles
\Nfilled with
water
everywhere
.
there were
even
bottles
of
water
.
How are you still alive?
!\N
Didn't
a
spear
stab
you
in the
head?
!
How are you still alive?
And
water bottles
? Not even cats are\Nscared of
th
o
se
anymore!
Didn't
one of the
spear
s strike
you
r
head?
And
my antlers
totally\N
got stuck in the door
, too!
And
even cats wouldn't be afraid of a
water bottles
th
e
se
days!
Y
ou
broke
it
again
?!
Also,
my antlers
got stuck in the door
!
Anyway! I'm telling you,\N
this place is dangerous!
So it was y
ou
that
broke
this
again
!
Now, calm down.
In any case,
this place is dangerous!
Just think about it.\NThere's no way someone's after you.
Calm down!
You think so?
Just think about it, who would even target you?
Of course.
Really?
Let's just step outside,\Nget some fresh air and think calmly—
That's right!
Hey, how could you step\Nout of cover so carelessly?
You just need be calm, get some fresh air, and organize your thoughts!
You! Don't stick your head out carelessly!
This is a battlefield!
This is a battlefield!
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Who are you?
!
Who are you?
I thought I taught you that\Ncarelessness will get you killed!
Haven't you learned? A little carelessness on the battlefield can be fatal.
You never taught me a damn thing!\NI was born in the Heisei era of peace!
No I didn't!
But more importantly,\Nis someone seriously after you?
I was born in the era of peace, Heisei!
Looks like it.
Anyways, you're seriously being targeted?
Man, screw this! I'm leaving!
Seems like it…
What?! You're going to abandon\Nyour teacher and run
away?
!
Ugh, I'm not dealing with this. I'm going!
Shut up!
Since when am I
your
student?
Are you abandoning your instructor and running
away?
I'm
don
e getting caught up\N
in
all
this
annoying—
Shut up!
I never agreed to be
your
disciple!
Koshi
tan, is your head
all right?
I
don
't want to get involved
in
any more of
this
trouble…
That's n
ot an insult.
Koshi
-
tan, is your head
okay?
Who
the hell are you
?
N
ot an insult.
Who
could it be
?
Give me back my utopia!
Give me back my utopia!
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Now she's
pissed.
Now she's
lost it
.
You're going down!
I don't care if you're\N a soldier or an assassin
.
Bring it on!
Bring it on!
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Crap! Grenade! Get down!
You goddamn soldier or assassin or whatever… BRING IT ON!
Deer crackers?!
Oh no, a grenade!
Hey! It
's a trap!
A deer cracker?
Wait, y
ou
moron
! Wait, wait
, wait
!
Hey, that
's a trap!
What, Koshi
tan?
!
No. No. NO. Y
ou
idiot
! Wait, wait
WAIT
!
Open your eyes!
It's
a trap!
\NIt's the
trap of
all
traps!
What, Koshi
-
tan?
What kind of idiot
drools\Nand walks right
into a trap
?!
It's
obviously
a trap!
-
A trap
...\N-
Shikanoko?
A
trap of
traps!
Long
, long
ago,
a deer was
asked
,
What kind of idiot
charges
into a trap
while drooling?
"W
hy do deer eat deer crackers?
"
A trap
…
This is how they
answered
.
Shikanoko?
"
Because
there
are\Ndeer crackers before me!"
Long
ago,
someone
asked
a certain deer,
w
hy do deer eat deer crackers?
It supposedly
answered
:
Because
it's
there
!
* George Mallory quote
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
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I'm s
orry, Koshi
tan.
S
orry, Koshi
-
tan.
But I love deer crackers
\N
more than anything
in this world!
But I love deer crackers
more than anything
.
Yippee!
I messed up.
Well,
I messed up.
T
hat
's why I said it was a trap.
I told you t
hat
this was a trap—
I
couldn't reach the
crackers
because I lost my momentum towards the end!
I lost a little speed at the end\Nand
couldn't reach the
deer
crackers
!
That's the issue?
You're still on that?!
Hey!
Hey!
You o
ver
there trying
to get me!
Whoe
ver
is out
to get me!
I know you can hear me!
I know you can hear me!
My name is Nokotan!
My name is Nokotan!
Show yourself
!
If you have a problem with me, come out
!
I
accept this fight
fair and square!
I
'll beat you down
fair and square!
Haven
't you
lost
already
?
Aren
't you
already
defeated?
The deer's distant cry of defeat
.
Whining like a sore 'deer' loser
.
And
bring me
more deer crackers
,
please!
And
,
more deer crackers
please!
You're asking them for favors?
Who do you think you are?
You're quite
bold
for a
pest
.
Quite the
bold
pest
, aren't you?
I
planned
to exterminate you
earlier
I
intended
to exterminate you
much
earlier
,
but my calculations were
completely off.
but my calculations were
all wrong.
I
accept
the challenge
.
A fight? I'll happily
accept
.
I'll send you
to hell.
I'll send you
on your way
to hell.
This girl.
This girl.
..
I've
been through
countless battles
,
but she
capture
d
me
so easily.
I've
managed to survive
countless battles
You're no ordinary girl
.
but she
was able to
capture
me
with ease.
Who
are you?
She's on another level
.
Anko?
Who
the hell
are you?
!
Anko?
-
Anko?
\N-
Anko?
What
are you doing
?
What
the hell
are you doing
here?
Big sis
!
Onee-chan
!
I missed you
!
I missed you
so much!
M
issed me?
You see me at home
all the time
.
You m
issed me?
\N
You see me at home
every day
.
I want to be with you
24 hours a day,
365 days a year
.\NTogether for
every minute and
every
second!
I want to be with you
365 days a year
,\N24 hours a day,
every minute and
second!
Your smell is irresistible.
I can't get enough of your scent!
Hey, stop it.
Cut it out, will you?
More importantly,
why aren't you at school?
And
why aren't you at school?
Y
our
face is
also cute.
Even y
our
angry
face is
so adorable! \NI wuv you so much!
Are you
listening?
Are you
even
listening?
Koshi
-
tan
, who is she?
Who's she,
Koshi
tan
?
Oh, sorry.
My bad, t
his is Koshi Anko.
T
his is Koshi Anko.
My little sister.
My little sister.
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Koshi
...
Anko.
.. Red
bean
...
paste
!
Koshi
Anko.
Y
ou're imagining something
\N
delicious
, aren't
you
?
Koshi An…
Don't stare at
me
like that,
you
vermin
!
* Sweet
bean
paste
Shikanoko Noko.
I cannot
forgive you.
I bet y
ou're imagining something
delicious
.
What's
you
r deal with her?
Keep
you
r disgusting eyes off of
me
you
goddamn pest
!
Wait, did
you
do
all this?
Shikanoko Noko.
Yes. It was me
.
I won't
forgive you.
Why would you
...
Why do
you
hate Shikanoko?
It's all
this
deer
's fault! All
of
it!
Ah, could it be,
you
're behind
all this?
It's her fault you
changed
!
That's right.
You
used
to
co
me
running home\Nto me
after school.
I did it
.
To you? That's where we live as a
family
.
Why would you
do such a thing?
You've been coming
home
so
late
..
.
It's all
because of that
deer
!
I'm always home by seven!
Because
of
the deer, my sister has
changed
.
I followed you because I was curious \Nabout why you were out so late
You
always came back
to
me
right
after school.
and you were alone with\Nthat deer in your "club."
By “back to me” you mean our
family
home?
How obscene!
Now you return
home
late
at night
.
What's obscene is your damn way of thinking!
I'm back by 7pm.
And you left early again this morning...
I wondered what you was doing so late,
All you think about\Nis your little deer love nest!
so I followed a bit to a closet room
That comfy couch, those cute rugs?!\NIs all of that necessary for a club
room?
where you taking care of the deer under the pretext of club activities.
Obscene!
What
were
you
two\N
planning on doing
in t
here?!
How indecent.
W-
W
ell.
..
The indecency is in your mind!
She wanted to
retort
, but
couldn't
admit\Nthat the setup
was for
herself
.
And today, you left the house early in the morning,
You can't answer
? Does that mean...
and was engrossed in making a love nest with the deer.
Y
ou
slept together?
Are those fluffy sofas
and cute rugs necessary in the club
room?
Indecent!
What
lewd things are
you
planning on doing
here?!
W-
w
ell.
She wanted to
deny it
, but
she
couldn't
say it
was for
selfish reasons
.
You can't answer
, so it must be!
Have y
ou
already
slept together?
Of course not!
Of course not!
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Are you
mentally ill
?
Are you
my jealous girlfriend or what
?
And
what's with
the kunai?
!\N
Are you
Iga? Ko
ga?
A
Hokage?
And
why
the kunai?
Hey,
help me out here
.
Are you
from
Iga? Ko
u
ga?
Koshi
tan is my
girl!
Are you
Hokage?
That's not helping
!
Hey,
you tell Anko too
.
Why are you
complicating things?\N
That's not what
's going on here
!
Koshi
-
tan is my
woman!
I don't
know
if
you're chunky
or
smooth,\Nbut
I will protect Koshi
tan!
Why did it come to this
!
You've done it now, you idiot!
Why are you
going along with it?
I knew it! You took my\Nsister's virginity, didn't you?!
That's not what
this is about
!
See
?! I knew
this
would
happen
!
I don't
care
if
it's rough
or
fine,
I will protect Koshi
-
tan!
Do
you
know how hard I've
been
\N
protecting my sister's virginity
?!
* "Rough or fine" is in reference to the type of sweet bean paste
I don't remember
asking for that.
Idiot! You only going to rile her up!
I won't
forgiv
e you...
You really took my sister's virginity!
T
he deer
that
took my sister from me
See
,
this
is what
happen
s!
and my sister who crossed
\Nthat
line with
a
deer.
Who do
you
think has
been
protecting my sister's virginity
all this time?
I haven't crossed any
line
s!\NNot even
the Chuo
Line
!
I don't remember
being protected by anyone!
Setting
: Hino City
Un
forgiv
able.
I belong by your side
.
Both t
he deer
who
took my sister from me
,
Anyone who
stands
in
my
way is my enemy.
and my sister who crossed
the
line with
the
deer.
That's why
I
decided to
destroy
it all
.
Neither
line
nor
the Chuo
Main
Line
was crossed!
Anko
...
Stage
: Hino City
I thought
that if I destroyed\N
this
ridiculous
Deer Club
of yours
My place is next to my sister
.
and e
xter
minate
d that vermin,\N
my sister would
come back home
to me.
Anyone who
gets
in
the
way is my enemy.
So
I
thought I'd
destroy
everything
.
Anko
?
I thought
I'd wreck
this
foolish
Deer Club
,
and e
li
minate
the pest, so
my sister would
return
to me.
But I've changed my mind.
But I've changed my mind.
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You
mentioned something\Nabout fighting
fair
and square, r
ight
?
Nyan!
That
sounds fun. I
accept.
You
said we'd have a
fair
f
ight
.
But if I win,
That
's interesting.
you'll
spend
the rest of your life
\N
as a deer
at
Nara Park.
I'll
accept.
Nara
?
But if I win,
you'll
live
the rest of your life
as a deer
in
Nara Park.
If I lose, I will accept the festering\Nrelationship you have with my sister
Nara
.
and leave you alone.
Of course, if I lose,
You're gonna give people the wrong idea!
I will acknowledge your indecent relationship with my sister and gracefully withdraw.
Pull yourself together, Anko.
Stop saying things that cause misunderstandings!
This is ridiculous.
\N
There's no point in fighting
.
Anko, enough already.
Why?
It
was the
deer's idea.
This is ridiculous.
T
hat
i
s true.
..
There's no point in fighting
in the first place
.
Why?
That deer
was the
one who challenged me.
Well, t
hat
'
s true.
Fine. Let's fight.
Fine. Let's fight.
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Wait
, are
you serious?
Wait
a minute. Are
you serious?
If you become a Nara Park deer,\Nw
hat
will
happen to the
c
lub
?
W
hat
's going to
happen to the
Deer C
lub
if you're trapped in Nara Park?
Don't worry
, Koshi
tan.
It's okay
, Koshi
-
tan.
Trust
me!
Believe in
me!
The
Deer Club
has a
bond
\Nharder
than deer crackers!
Our
Deer Club
is
bond
ed by a stronger connection
than deer crackers!
Shikanoko
...
Shikanoko
…
W
hat
are you even talking
ab
out?
!
T
hat
makes
ab
solutely no sense
!
Deer crackers aren't
hard! They're
flaky!
Deer crackers aren't
even
hard! They're
crumbly as hell!
I have one condition
,
too.
But
I have one condition
too.
What?
What?
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If I win
the
fight
...
If I win
this
fight
,
Give me tons
of deer crackers.
I want lots
of deer crackers.
Just go to Nara
already!
Just go to Nara
!
T
he Deer Club
faces its first huge crisis!
The first major crisis since t
he Deer Club
was founded.
What will happen to the
c
lub?
To
Nokotan?
What will happen to the
Deer C
lub?
What will happen to
Nokotan?
The
battle that will decide
the fate of
\NDeer Club and
deer crackers
begins now!
The
death match for
the fate of
deer crackers
and the Deer Club
begins now!
I'
m
deport
ing
you
to Nara Park
immediately!
I'
ll
deport
you
straight in
to Nara Park
.
All
the
deer crackers
I can eat..
.
All
-you-can-eat
deer crackers
.
Can I go home
now?
Can I go home
?
MIYAJIMA\NO-TORII
Hinominami High School
Koshi Torako
Championship is about to begin
MIYAJIMA\NITSUKUSHIMA SHRINE
1st
Hinominami High School
\NKoshi Torako Championship
1st
Hinominami High School
\NChitty Chitty King of
Koshi Torako
Competition!!
1st Hinominami High School\N
Koshi Torako
Championship
The first-ever
Hinominami High School
Chitty\NChitty King of
Koshi Torako
Competition!
First, l
et's introduce
the two contestants.
L
et's introduce
our competitors!
What
's going on
?!
What
the hell is this
?!
Koshi Torako's
sister and extreme sis-con, Koshi Anko-chan.
Koshi Torako's
little sister\Nwith a fierce sister complex,
Is there any meaning to this world if my sister and I are not together?
Koshi Anko-chan!
Hey, what is this?
Does anything in this world even\Nmatter other than me and my sister?
Deer Club member, Shikanoko Nokotan.
No, really! What is this?!
I will do my best for deer crackers.
The Deer Club's resident deer,\NShikanoko Noko-san!
Can you hear me?
I'll do it for the deer crackers!
Koshi-san, these two are fighting for you. How do you feel?
Are any of you listening to me?!
I
don't understand.
How do you feel about\Nthe competitors, Koshi-san?
So you're very
excited
.
I
... I'm so lost right now.
Can
you
hear my voice?
You sure sound
excited
!
The
prize
for the winner is…
Are my words reaching
you
at all?!
Anko-chan
gets
the right to deport
Nokotan to Nara Park
.
And today's grand
prize
s are...
Nokotan
gets
100
years' worth
of deer crackers
.
For
Anko-chan
,
the right to deport
\N
Nokotan to Nara Park
!
How
did you even
prepare
these?
And for
Nokotan
,\Na
100
-year supply
of deer crackers
!
The
host will be
the
Deer Club
advisor
, Ukai.
Where
did you even
get all of
these?
How does a
teacher
have
so much free time?
And your
host will be
me, Ukai,\N
the
advisor
of the Deer Club!
Well then, l
et's get started!
Do
teacher
s
have
nothing else to do?
Isn't this set a bit
too
elaborate?
All right! L
et's get started!
First q
uestion
.
What does Koshi-san do every
night…
You spent way
too
much money on this set.
…before she goes to sleep?
Q
uestion
one.\N
What does Koshi-san do every
—
The answer is, she talks to her stuffed animals in her room, kissing them goodnight.
What does Koshi-san do\Nevery night before bed?
She talks the plushies in her room\Nand gives them all a goodnight kiss.
Correct!
Correct!
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Stop
! What kind of question is
that?!\N
Why are you
violating
my privacy?
!
Stop
it
! What kind of question is
this!
Is
that a bad thing
?
Why are you
exposing
my privacy?
Of course it
is
!
Is
it not okay
?
But it's making your fans\Nlove you even more!
Of course it
's not okay
!
- She likes plushies?\N- Adorable!
But Koshi-tan's popularity is increasing, isn't that good?
Fan for life!
Koshi-san likes stuffed animals?
Cute.
I support her!
That's not the issue here!
That's not the issue here!
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H
ere's
a
photo
to prove it!
By the way, h
ere's
the proof
photo
.
Privacy!
My p
rivacy!
Privacy!
P
rivacy!
Stop it with these questions!
Stop it with these questions!
Next,
the second question
.
- On to
the second question
!\N-
You
're
ignor
ing
me?
!
You
ignor
e
me?
Is Koshi-san
currently—
Is Koshi-san
…
Tch!
Oh, this time
Nokotan
is
quick
.
Your answer
?
Nokotan
was
quick
er this time! \N
Your answer
, please!
Is Koshi
-
tan
braless right now
?
Is Koshi
tan
currently without a bra
?
The answer is
that
she
wear
s a bralette, so she is considered topless.
The answer is
she
's
wear
ing\Na bra top, therefore, without a bra.
W
hat
kind of
question
is that
?!
Again, w
hat
are these
question
s
?!
Correct!
Correct!
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Y-
You can't
prove that
without
looking
!
You can't
know
without
seeing
!
Schrödinger's bra.
Schrödinger's bra.
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Let
's
take a look at
the
footage
!
Then, here
's
the
proof video
!
Stop
! S
top
! S
top
! \NSeriously!
Why do you have
this
footage?!
Stop
it, s
top
it, s
top
it!
Question three
!
Why do you have
such
footage?!
Can I
go home now?
!
Question three
.
Koshi-san has da—
Can I
just
go home now?
Koshi-san
has dated\Nhow
many boys or girls
in total
?
How many
Koshi-san
…
The
answer is zero!
How
many boys or girls
has Koshi-tan dated so far
?
Uh, I might have dated someone!
The
correct
answer is zero!
She hasn
't.
Hey! There was at least one!
Sorry, incorrect
!
There isn
't.
Koshi-san has dated
\N
zero boys or girls
in total
,
Sorry, incorrect
.
but
what is the reason for this?
Koshi-san has dated
zero boys or girls
so far
,
Please answer
in
sixty characters
or less.
but
why?
Do you really need to
di
g that deep
?!
Explain
in
30 words
or less.
The answer please, Anko-chan!
What's the point in
di
ving into this
?!
Anko
Yes, Anko-chan, your answer!
Others dated as she waited for\Nher first love due to shojo manga brain rot.
While those around her deepened their relationships with close friends,
Exactly
sixty characters
.
she never experienced first love even in high school,
believing that her destined person would appear, like in shoujo manga.
Exactly
30 words
.
Correct!
Correct!
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Stop
analyzing me!
Stop
revealing personal details.
Her favorite
manga magazine\N
is Bessatsu Friend.
Her favorite
book
is Bessatsu Friend.
Q
uestion
four!
Fourth q
uestion
.
What is
Koshi-san
's childhood secret
?
A secret childhood episode of
Koshi-san
?
She wet the bed until she was
ten
.
She wet the bed until she was
10 years old
.
Correct!
Correct!
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Don't say
that
!
Don't say
it
!
What
is something that
Koshi-san
\Nsurprisingly
likes?
What
Koshi-san
actually
likes?
- She likes kids'
anime.
\N-
Correct!
Children's
anime.
Why is that surprising? Who cares?
Correct!
Question five! What is Koshi-san's—
What do you mean “actually”? There's nothing wrong with it!
- Egg on rice!\N-
Correct!
Fifth question. Koshi-san's…
How
were
you
able to
answer
that?!
Egg over rice.
What
's happened here?
Correct!
The contestants
are
locked in a tie
!
How
would
you
know the
answer
from just
that?!
How much
longer are they going to\Nviolate my privacy?
What
a surprise!
Something isn't right!
So far, both
are
tied, not giving an inch!
Why does this freaky deer\Nknow so much
about my sister?
Go! Go
!
There must be something
going on
!
How much
of my privacy are you going to expose…
I know!
She's
co
nn
ected
to the
all
-deer\N network,
Shika Shika Network (SSN)
!
This is definitely wrong!
It's collecting my sister's data, \Nsending
it
to the
supercomputer
Shikagaku
How does this deer have so much information
about my sister?
to be analyzed and\Ntransmitted to
her antlers!
There must be something
behind this
!
Now,
I'll have to
show you my true power
!
I know!
They must have
co
ll
ected
my sister's data
You
've
let your guard down
.\NI ha
ve
plenty
more traps left!
using deers from
all
over the country via the
Shika Shika Network (SSN)
and analyzed
it
with a
supercomputer
,
Doesn't this make
\N
the quiz
completely
pointless
?
and she received the data through
her antlers!
Koshi
tan's
privacy\Nwas violated for nothing
.
I'll have to
use force now that it's come to this
!
I'll
make Shish Kebab out of
you
\N
before I send you to Nara Park!
You
let your guard down
! I'
ve
still got
more traps left!
You can dodge
them
?!
Doesn't this make
the quiz
pointless
in the end?
What
is up
with this deer?
It was just
Koshi
-
tan's
private life being exposed
.
Take my knives like an adult!
I'll
skewer
you
before I send you to Nara Park!
Take this!
And
this!
You can dodge
it
?!
I'm tired.
No one's looking.\NMaybe I'll just leave.
What
's
with this deer?
You vermin!
You better get hit! Take this!
Take this!
Take
this!
Onee-chan!
I'm tired.
I think I'm just going to go home while they're distracted.
This goddamn pest!
Sis!
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
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Hey
,
Shikanoko!
Hey
!
Shikanoko!
Koshi
tan
...
I'm
getting really
sleepy.
..
Koshi
-
tan
,
I'm
feeling very
sleepy.
What are you saying
?!\NStay with me,
Shikanoko!
What are you saying
! Pull yourself together!
Shikanoko!
Open your eyes
,
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
Open your eyes
!
Shikanoko!
Shikanoko!
Why?
Why?
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Following me
around
,\Nmaking me join your
club
...
You stuck
around
without permission,
Getting us
in
to this mess...
created a
club
without permission,
H
ow
dare
you
...
dragged people
in
without permission,
How dare you just leave
me
like this?!
and n
ow
you
're disappearing from in front of
me
without permission
!
Notsu
!
Shikanoko, you
alive!
Shikanoko, you
're
alive!
I
-it's good
you're alive, but
I
'm glad
you're alive, but
how?
what happened, exactly?
Earlier...
It looks like
…
It looks like
t
he
cracker
s protected
me.
T
he
deer
cracker
I picked up saved
me.
What is this,
an old movie
?
Like
an old movie
!
Deer crackers aren't even hard
,\Nt
hey're
flaky
!
Deer crackers aren't even hard
! T
hey're
crumbly as hell
!
Shikanoko.
Shikanoko.
Thank you for saving my sister.
Thank you for saving my sister.
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This was my loss
.
You win
.
I was so
foolishly blinded\Nby
hat
e
and anger
,
I was so
consumed with
hat
red
and anger
that
I almost hurt my
sis
.
I almost hurt my
own
sis
ter
.
I'
m a
fail
ure
as a
sister
like this
!
I'
ve
fail
ed
as a
little
sister
!
You are the one who deserves to be by my big sis side.
You're the one who should be by her si—
That's not true!
That's not true.
That's not true!
It's not true.
T
hanks to the deer cracker
you
, no, Koshian
gave me
, I was able to protect Koshi-tan.
It was you, no...
Koshian, you're a lifesaver
!
Koshian, I was able to save your sister\Nt
hanks to the deer cracker
s
you
gave me
.
I think we
could become
good friends
, don't you think?
You saved her life
!
I think we
can be
good friends
!
Can I call you Nokotan?
Can I call you Nokotan?
Of course!
Of course!
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T
ake care of my sis
ter, okay
, Nokotan
?
Please continue to t
ake care of my sis
, Nokotan
!
Leave it to me, Koshian
.
Leave it to me, Koshian
!
Nokotan! Koshian!
Nokotan! Koshian!
Nokotan! Koshian!
How lovely
!
You did it, both of you
!
In the end,
Koshitan still had no idea\Nwhat was going on.
In the end,
Koshi never understood the storyline from start to finish.
Starting tomorrow,\NI'm going to wear a bra every day.
Anyway, from tomorrow, I will starting wearing bras.
The next day
Wearing white today, eh.
It's white today!
X-ray vision?!
X-ray vision?!
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CR I made it! Deer Meets Darkness Girl Introducing once more,\NKoshi Torako, former delinquent. Covering up her past upon joining high school,\Nshe climbed the ranks as an honor student and is now president of\Nthe student council, as well as class rep. However a transfer deer (?) named \NShikanoko Noko revealed her past, revealed that she was a virgin, and because she was a total pushover, she was duped into becoming\Nthe president of the mysterious Deer Club. And once again, she reluctantly\Nheads to the club. Yay! It's time for Deer Club! Maybe she doesn't sound reluctant? Well, it's not like I'm actually\Nlooking forward to going to the club. Oh? Then what is it? When I gave the clubhouse\Na little makeover this morning, it turned out so good! But it's not like I'm super excited\Nfor club activities today or anything like that. Is that so? It's the president's job to make\Nthe clubhouse a comfortable place. I can't wait to see how she reacts! You're amazing, Koshitan!\NI was wrong about you! Of course! All that's left is the wallpaper... \NOh! And maybe I'll get a cabinet! There's still so much to be done! Just you wait! It'll be my own utopia! I won't forgive you, Deer And thus, the utopia came to an end. Kumagoro! Wh-What is this? My utopia! The utopia I spent my life savings on\Nand four hours of my morning! She woke up at 3 AM. Are you okay, Koshitan? It's dangerous there. Come over here. You! Did you do this?! Did you do this to my utopia?! Hm? What are you talking about? It was already like this when I got here. Also, this room is dangerous. What do you mean? Someone's trying to kill me today. Who? And why? I don't know. But it's probably the same person\Nwho trashed our room. I fell into a five-meter-deep pitfall\Non the way to school, spears came falling out of the sky, and there were plastic bottles\Nfilled with water everywhere. How are you still alive?!\NDidn't a spear stab you in the head?! And water bottles? Not even cats are\Nscared of those anymore! And my antlers totally\Ngot stuck in the door, too! You broke it again?! Anyway! I'm telling you,\Nthis place is dangerous! Now, calm down. Just think about it.\NThere's no way someone's after you. You think so? Of course. Let's just step outside,\Nget some fresh air and think calmly— Hey, how could you step\Nout of cover so carelessly? This is a battlefield! Who are you?! I thought I taught you that\Ncarelessness will get you killed! You never taught me a damn thing!\NI was born in the Heisei era of peace! But more importantly,\Nis someone seriously after you? Looks like it. Man, screw this! I'm leaving! What?! You're going to abandon\Nyour teacher and run away?! Shut up! Since when am I your student? I'm done getting caught up\Nin all this annoying— Koshitan, is your head all right? That's not an insult. Who the hell are you? Give me back my utopia! Now she's pissed. You're going down! I don't care if you're\N a soldier or an assassin. Bring it on! Crap! Grenade! Get down! Deer crackers?! Hey! It's a trap! Wait, you moron! Wait, wait, wait! What, Koshitan?! Open your eyes! It's a trap!\NIt's the trap of all traps! What kind of idiot drools\Nand walks right into a trap?! - A trap...\N- Shikanoko? Long, long ago, a deer was asked, "Why do deer eat deer crackers?" This is how they answered. "Because there are\Ndeer crackers before me!" Shikanoko! I'm sorry, Koshitan. But I love deer crackers\Nmore than anything in this world! Yippee! Well, I messed up. I told you that this was a trap— I lost a little speed at the end\Nand couldn't reach the deer crackers! You're still on that?! Hey! You over there trying to get me! I know you can hear me! My name is Nokotan! Show yourself! I accept this fight fair and square! Haven't you lost already? The deer's distant cry of defeat. And bring me more deer crackers, please! You're asking them for favors? You're quite bold for a pest. I planned to exterminate you earlier but my calculations were all wrong. A fight? I'll happily accept. I'll send you on your way to hell. This girl... I've managed to survive countless battles but she was able to capture me with ease. She's on another level. Who the hell are you?! - Anko?\N- Anko? What the hell are you doing here? Onee-chan! I missed you so much! You missed me?\NYou see me at home every day. I want to be with you 365 days a year,\N24 hours a day, every minute and second! I can't get enough of your scent! Cut it out, will you? And why aren't you at school? Even your angry face is so adorable! \NI wuv you so much! Are you even listening? Who's she, Koshitan? My bad, this is Koshi Anko. My little sister. Koshi... Anko... Red bean... paste! You're imagining something\Ndelicious, aren't you? Don't stare at me like that, you vermin! Shikanoko Noko. I cannot forgive you. What's your deal with her? Wait, did you do all this? Yes. It was me. Why would you... It's all this deer's fault! All of it! It's her fault you changed! You used to come running home\Nto me after school. To you? That's where we live as a family. You've been coming home so late... I'm always home by seven! I followed you because I was curious \Nabout why you were out so late and you were alone with\Nthat deer in your "club." How obscene! What's obscene is your damn way of thinking! And you left early again this morning... All you think about\Nis your little deer love nest! That comfy couch, those cute rugs?!\NIs all of that necessary for a club room? Obscene! What were you two\N planning on doing in there?! W-Well... She wanted to retort, but couldn't admit\Nthat the setup was for herself. You can't answer? Does that mean... You slept together? Of course not! Are you mentally ill? And what's with the kunai?!\NAre you Iga? Koga? A Hokage? Hey, help me out here. Koshitan is my girl! That's not helping! Why are you complicating things?\NThat's not what's going on here! I don't know if you're chunky or smooth,\Nbut I will protect Koshitan! You've done it now, you idiot! I knew it! You took my\Nsister's virginity, didn't you?! See?! I knew this would happen! Do you know how hard I've been\Nprotecting my sister's virginity?! I don't remember asking for that. I won't forgive you... The deer that took my sister from me and my sister who crossed\Nthat line with a deer. I haven't crossed any lines!\NNot even the Chuo Line! Setting: Hino City I belong by your side. Anyone who stands in my way is my enemy. That's why I decided to destroy it all. Anko... I thought that if I destroyed\Nthis ridiculous Deer Club of yours and exterminated that vermin,\Nmy sister would come back home to me. But I've changed my mind. You mentioned something\Nabout fighting fair and square, right? That sounds fun. I accept. But if I win, you'll spend the rest of your life\Nas a deer at Nara Park. Nara? If I lose, I will accept the festering\Nrelationship you have with my sister and leave you alone. You're gonna give people the wrong idea! Pull yourself together, Anko. This is ridiculous.\NThere's no point in fighting. Why? It was the deer's idea. That is true... Fine. Let's fight. Wait, are you serious? If you become a Nara Park deer,\Nwhat will happen to the club? Don't worry, Koshitan. Trust me! The Deer Club has a bond\Nharder than deer crackers! Shikanoko... What are you even talking about?! Deer crackers aren't hard! They're flaky! I have one condition, too. What? If I win the fight... Give me tons of deer crackers. Just go to Nara already! The Deer Club faces its first huge crisis! What will happen to the club? To Nokotan? The battle that will decide the fate of\NDeer Club and deer crackers begins now! I'm deporting you to Nara Park immediately! All the deer crackers I can eat... Can I go home now? MIYAJIMA\NO-TORII MIYAJIMA\NITSUKUSHIMA SHRINE 1st Hinominami High School\NChitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!! The first-ever Hinominami High School Chitty\NChitty King of Koshi Torako Competition! Let's introduce our competitors! What the hell is this?! Koshi Torako's little sister\Nwith a fierce sister complex, Koshi Anko-chan! Does anything in this world even\Nmatter other than me and my sister? No, really! What is this?! The Deer Club's resident deer,\NShikanoko Noko-san! I'll do it for the deer crackers! Are any of you listening to me?! How do you feel about\Nthe competitors, Koshi-san? I... I'm so lost right now. You sure sound excited! Are my words reaching you at all?! And today's grand prizes are... For Anko-chan, the right to deport\NNokotan to Nara Park! And for Nokotan,\Na 100-year supply of deer crackers! Where did you even get all of these? And your host will be me, Ukai,\Nthe advisor of the Deer Club! Do teachers have nothing else to do? All right! Let's get started! You spent way too much money on this set. Question one.\NWhat does Koshi-san do every— What does Koshi-san do\Nevery night before bed? She talks the plushies in her room\Nand gives them all a goodnight kiss. Correct! Stop! What kind of question is that?!\NWhy are you violating my privacy?! Is that a bad thing? Of course it is! But it's making your fans\Nlove you even more! - She likes plushies?\N- Adorable! Fan for life! That's not the issue here! Here's a photo to prove it! Privacy! My privacy! Stop it with these questions! - On to the second question!\N- You're ignoring me?! Is Koshi-san currently— Tch! Nokotan was quicker this time! \NYour answer, please! Is Koshitan currently without a bra? The answer is she's wearing\Na bra top, therefore, without a bra. Again, what are these questions?! Correct! Y-You can't prove that without looking! Schrödinger's bra. Let's take a look at the footage! Stop! Stop! Stop! \NSeriously! Why do you have this footage?! Question three! Can I go home now?! Koshi-san has da— Koshi-san has dated\Nhow many boys or girls in total? The answer is zero! Uh, I might have dated someone! She hasn't. Sorry, incorrect! Koshi-san has dated\Nzero boys or girls in total, but what is the reason for this? Please answer in sixty characters or less. Do you really need to dig that deep?! The answer please, Anko-chan! Anko Others dated as she waited for\Nher first love due to shojo manga brain rot. Exactly sixty characters. Correct! Stop analyzing me! Her favorite manga magazine\Nis Bessatsu Friend. Question four! What is Koshi-san's childhood secret? She wet the bed until she was ten. Correct! Don't say that! What is something that Koshi-san\Nsurprisingly likes? - She likes kids' anime.\N- Correct! Why is that surprising? Who cares? Question five! What is Koshi-san's— - Egg on rice!\N- Correct! How were you able to answer that?! What's happened here? The contestants are locked in a tie! How much longer are they going to\Nviolate my privacy? Something isn't right! Why does this freaky deer\Nknow so much about my sister? There must be something going on! I know! She's connected to the all-deer\N network, Shika Shika Network (SSN)! It's collecting my sister's data, \Nsending it to the supercomputer Shikagaku to be analyzed and\Ntransmitted to her antlers! Now, I'll have to show you my true power! You've let your guard down.\NI have plenty more traps left! Doesn't this make\Nthe quiz completely pointless? Koshitan's privacy\Nwas violated for nothing. I'll make Shish Kebab out of you\Nbefore I send you to Nara Park! You can dodge them?! What is up with this deer? Take my knives like an adult! Take this! And this! I'm tired. No one's looking.\NMaybe I'll just leave. You vermin! Onee-chan! Shikanoko! Hey, Shikanoko! Koshitan... I'm getting really sleepy... What are you saying?!\NStay with me, Shikanoko! Open your eyes, Shikanoko! Shikanoko! Why? Following me around,\Nmaking me join your club... Getting us into this mess... How dare you... How dare you just leave me like this?! Notsu! Shikanoko, you're alive! I'm glad you're alive, but how? Earlier... It looks like the crackers protected me. What is this, an old movie? Deer crackers aren't even hard,\Nthey're flaky! Shikanoko. Thank you for saving my sister. This was my loss. I was so foolishly blinded\Nby hate and anger, I almost hurt my own sister. I've failed as a little sister! You're the one who should be by her si— That's not true. It's not true. It was you, no... Koshian, I was able to save your sister\Nthanks to the deer crackers you gave me. You saved her life! I think we can be good friends! Can I call you Nokotan? Of course! Take care of my sister, okay, Nokotan? Leave it to me, Koshian. Nokotan! Koshian! How lovely! In the end, Koshitan still had no idea\Nwhat was going on. Starting tomorrow,\NI'm going to wear a bra every day. The next day It's white today! 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[le même] I'm here. Deer Meets Dark Girl Let me introduce her again. Her name is Koshi Torako. She was a delinquent in middle school but hid her past with her high school debut and reinvented herself as an honor student. She now serves as the student council president and class representative. But a new transfer deer saw through her act. It was Shikanoko Noko, who went on to expose that she was a virgin. But because Torako is a total pushover Deer Club. Seeking New Members! she found herself as the head of the mysterious Deer Club. And so, she "drags herself" to the club for yet another day. Well, it's club time. ...she doesn't seem that reluctant. Oh no, it's not like I'm looking forward to the club. Then why? When I tried rearranging the clubroom in the morning, it turned out really nice, so it's not like I'm looking forward to today's club meeting, because of that or anything. Is that so? Well, as club president, it's my job to make the clubroom comfortable, I'm looking forward to her reaction! Koshi-tan, you're amazing! I'm impressed! Of course! Now to put up the wallpaper, and place a shelf too! There's still a lot to do! My utopia awaits! SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER Announcement: End of Utopia. SHALL. NOT. FORGIVE. DEER Kumagoro! W-what's going on, my utopia! All of my money and four hours of my morning went into creating my utopia! She woke up at 3 am. Are you okay, Koshi-tan? It's dangerous over there. Come here. It was you! It was definitely you! You did this to my utopia! Wh-what are you talking about? The room was already like this when I came. Also, this room is dangerous. What do you mean? I think someone tried to kill me this morning. But who? Why? I don't know. But I think the room's state is also their doing. I fell into a 5-meter pit-hole on my way to school, some spears fell from the sky, there were even bottles of water. How are you still alive? Didn't one of the spears strike your head? And even cats wouldn't be afraid of a water bottles these days! Also, my antlers got stuck in the door! So it was you that broke this again! In any case, this place is dangerous! Calm down! Just think about it, who would even target you? Really? That's right! You just need be calm, get some fresh air, and organize your thoughts! You! Don't stick your head out carelessly! This is a battlefield! Who are you? Haven't you learned? A little carelessness on the battlefield can be fatal. No I didn't! I was born in the era of peace, Heisei! Anyways, you're seriously being targeted? Seems like it… Ugh, I'm not dealing with this. I'm going! Are you abandoning your instructor and running away? Shut up! I never agreed to be your disciple! I don't want to get involved in any more of this trouble… Koshi-tan, is your head okay? Not an insult. Who could it be? Give me back my utopia! Now she's lost it. Bring it on! You goddamn soldier or assassin or whatever… BRING IT ON! Oh no, a grenade! A deer cracker? Hey, that's a trap! No. No. NO. You idiot! Wait, wait WAIT! What, Koshi-tan? It's obviously a trap! A trap of traps! What kind of idiot charges into a trap while drooling? A trap… Shikanoko? Long ago, someone asked a certain deer, why do deer eat deer crackers? It supposedly answered: Because it's there! * George Mallory quote Shikanoko! Sorry, Koshi-tan. But I love deer crackers more than anything. I messed up. That's why I said it was a trap. I couldn't reach the crackers because I lost my momentum towards the end! That's the issue? Hey! Whoever is out to get me! I know you can hear me! My name is Nokotan! If you have a problem with me, come out! I'll beat you down fair and square! Aren't you already defeated? Whining like a sore 'deer' loser. And, more deer crackers please! Who do you think you are? Quite the bold pest, aren't you? I intended to exterminate you much earlier, but my calculations were completely off. I accept the challenge. I'll send you to hell. This girl. I've been through countless battles, but she captured me so easily. You're no ordinary girl. Who are you? Anko? Anko? What are you doing? Big sis! I missed you! Missed me? You see me at home all the time. I want to be with you 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.\NTogether for every minute and every second! Your smell is irresistible. Hey, stop it. More importantly, why aren't you at school? Your face is also cute. Are you listening? Koshi-tan, who is she? Oh, sorry. This is Koshi Anko. My little sister. Koshi Anko. Koshi An… * Sweet bean paste I bet you're imagining something delicious. Keep your disgusting eyes off of me you goddamn pest! Shikanoko Noko. I won't forgive you. Why do you hate Shikanoko? Ah, could it be, you're behind all this? That's right. I did it. Why would you do such a thing? It's all because of that deer! Because of the deer, my sister has changed. You always came back to me right after school. By “back to me” you mean our family home? Now you return home late at night. I'm back by 7pm. I wondered what you was doing so late, so I followed a bit to a closet room where you taking care of the deer under the pretext of club activities. How indecent. The indecency is in your mind! And today, you left the house early in the morning, and was engrossed in making a love nest with the deer. Are those fluffy sofas and cute rugs necessary in the clubroom? Indecent! What lewd things are you planning on doing here?! W-well. She wanted to deny it, but she couldn't say it was for selfish reasons. You can't answer, so it must be! Have you already slept together? Of course not! Are you my jealous girlfriend or what? And why the kunai? Are you from Iga? Kouga? Are you Hokage? Hey, you tell Anko too. Koshi-tan is my woman! Why did it come to this! Why are you going along with it? That's not what this is about! I don't care if it's rough or fine, I will protect Koshi-tan! * "Rough or fine" is in reference to the type of sweet bean paste Idiot! You only going to rile her up! You really took my sister's virginity! See, this is what happens! Who do you think has been protecting my sister's virginity all this time? I don't remember being protected by anyone! Unforgivable. Both the deer who took my sister from me, and my sister who crossed the line with the deer. Neither line nor the Chuo Main Line was crossed! Stage: Hino City My place is next to my sister. Anyone who gets in the way is my enemy. So I thought I'd destroy everything. Anko? I thought I'd wreck this foolish Deer Club, and eliminate the pest, so my sister would return to me. But I've changed my mind. Nyan! You said we'd have a fair fight. That's interesting. I'll accept. But if I win, you'll live the rest of your life as a deer in Nara Park. Nara. Of course, if I lose, I will acknowledge your indecent relationship with my sister and gracefully withdraw. Stop saying things that cause misunderstandings! Anko, enough already. This is ridiculous. There's no point in fighting in the first place. Why? That deer was the one who challenged me. Well, that's true. Fine. Let's fight. Wait a minute. Are you serious? What's going to happen to the Deer Club if you're trapped in Nara Park? It's okay, Koshi-tan. Believe in me! Our Deer Club is bonded by a stronger connection than deer crackers! Shikanoko… That makes absolutely no sense! Deer crackers aren't even hard! They're crumbly as hell! But I have one condition too. What? If I win this fight, I want lots of deer crackers. Just go to Nara! The first major crisis since the Deer Club was founded. What will happen to the Deer Club? What will happen to Nokotan? The death match for the fate of deer crackers and the Deer Club begins now! I'll deport you straight into Nara Park. All-you-can-eat deer crackers. Can I go home? Hinominami High School Koshi Torako Championship is about to begin 1st Hinominami High School\NKoshi Torako Championship 1st Hinominami High School\NKoshi Torako Championship First, let's introduce the two contestants. What's going on?! Koshi Torako's sister and extreme sis-con, Koshi Anko-chan. Is there any meaning to this world if my sister and I are not together? Hey, what is this? Deer Club member, Shikanoko Nokotan. I will do my best for deer crackers. Can you hear me? Koshi-san, these two are fighting for you. How do you feel? I don't understand. So you're very excited. Can you hear my voice? The prize for the winner is… Anko-chan gets the right to deport Nokotan to Nara Park. Nokotan gets 100 years' worth of deer crackers. How did you even prepare these? The host will be the Deer Club advisor, Ukai. How does a teacher have so much free time? Well then, let's get started! Isn't this set a bit too elaborate? First question. What does Koshi-san do every night… …before she goes to sleep? The answer is, she talks to her stuffed animals in her room, kissing them goodnight. Correct! Stop it! What kind of question is this! Why are you exposing my privacy? Is it not okay? Of course it's not okay! But Koshi-tan's popularity is increasing, isn't that good? Koshi-san likes stuffed animals? Cute. I support her! That's not the issue here! By the way, here's the proof photo. Privacy! Privacy! Stop it with these questions! Next, the second question. You ignore me? Is Koshi-san… Oh, this time Nokotan is quick. Your answer? Is Koshi-tan braless right now? The answer is that she wears a bralette, so she is considered topless. What kind of question is that?! Correct! You can't know without seeing! Schrödinger's bra. Then, here's the proof video! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Why do you have such footage?! Question three. Can I just go home now? How many Koshi-san… How many boys or girls has Koshi-tan dated so far? The correct answer is zero! Hey! There was at least one! There isn't. Sorry, incorrect. Koshi-san has dated zero boys or girls so far, but why? Explain in 30 words or less. What's the point in diving into this?! Yes, Anko-chan, your answer! While those around her deepened their relationships with close friends, she never experienced first love even in high school, believing that her destined person would appear, like in shoujo manga. Exactly 30 words. Correct! Stop revealing personal details. Her favorite book is Bessatsu Friend. Fourth question. A secret childhood episode of Koshi-san? She wet the bed until she was 10 years old. Correct! Don't say it! What Koshi-san actually likes? Children's anime. Correct! What do you mean “actually”? There's nothing wrong with it! Fifth question. Koshi-san's… Egg over rice. Correct! How would you know the answer from just that?! What a surprise! So far, both are tied, not giving an inch! Go! Go! How much of my privacy are you going to expose… This is definitely wrong! How does this deer have so much information about my sister? There must be something behind this! I know! They must have collected my sister's data using deers from all over the country via the Shika Shika Network (SSN) and analyzed it with a supercomputer, and she received the data through her antlers! I'll have to use force now that it's come to this! You let your guard down! I've still got more traps left! Doesn't this make the quiz pointless in the end? It was just Koshi-tan's private life being exposed. I'll skewer you before I send you to Nara Park! You can dodge it?! What's with this deer? You better get hit! Take this! Take this! Take this! I'm tired. I think I'm just going to go home while they're distracted. This goddamn pest! Sis! Shikanoko! Hey! Shikanoko! Koshi-tan, I'm feeling very sleepy. What are you saying! Pull yourself together! Shikanoko! Open your eyes! Shikanoko! Shikanoko! Why? You stuck around without permission, created a club without permission, dragged people in without permission, and now you're disappearing from in front of me without permission! Shikanoko, you alive! I-it's good you're alive, but what happened, exactly? It looks like… The deer cracker I picked up saved me. Like an old movie! Deer crackers aren't even hard! They're crumbly as hell! Shikanoko. Thank you for saving my sister. You win. I was so consumed with hatred and anger that I almost hurt my sis. I'm a failure as a sister like this! You are the one who deserves to be by my big sis side. That's not true! That's not true! Thanks to the deer cracker you, no, Koshian gave me, I was able to protect Koshi-tan. Koshian, you're a lifesaver! I think we could become good friends, don't you think? Can I call you Nokotan? Of course! Please continue to take care of my sis, Nokotan! Leave it to me, Koshian! Nokotan! Koshian! Nokotan! Koshian! You did it, both of you! In the end, Koshi never understood the storyline from start to finish. Anyway, from tomorrow, I will starting wearing bras. Wearing white today, eh. X-ray vision?!
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