My Deer Friend Nokotan - S01E01 - CR vs. AMZN
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Once again, today, the maidens who gather\Nin the gardens of the wisdom king
Once again, today, the maidens who gather\Nin the gardens of the wisdom king
cross the tama river with smiles as\Npure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.
cross the tama river with smiles as\Npure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.
Their bodies and hearts, never once\Nsullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
Their bodies and hearts, never once\Nsullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
The pleats of their skirts\Nwithout a single wrinkle,
The pleats of their skirts\Nwithout a single wrinkle,
their blue sailor scarves\Nnot even flapping in the wind.
their blue sailor scarves\Nnot even flapping in the wind.
They walk slowly, as\Nmanners dictate they should.
They walk slowly, as\Nmanners dictate they should.
Prefectural high school hi-no-minami:\Nthis is the garden of maidens.
Prefectural high school hi-no-minami:\Nthis is the garden of maidens.
(a coed school)
(a coed school)
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!
Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!
GIRL MEETS DEER
GIRL MEETS DEER
It’s still so coooold!
It’s still so coooold!
And it rained yesterday, too!
And it rained yesterday, too!
It’s slippery, so you have to be careful.\NAre you okay?
It’s slippery, so you have to be careful.\NAre you okay?
Erm… Thank you very much!
Erm... Thank you very much!
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Torako Koshi, a second-year student\Nat prefectural hi-no-minami high,
Torako Koshi, a second-year student\Nat prefectural hi-no-minami high,
the president of the student council,\Nas well as the class rep for class 2-b.
the president of the student council,\Nas well as the class rep for class 2-b.
And also, she’s attractive,\Ngreat at school, and prolific in sports.
And also, she’s attractive,\Ngreat at school, and prolific in sports.
not only at school but also in neighborhood,\Nshe’s revered as a perfect girl.
not only at school but also in neighborhood,\Nshe’s revered as a perfect girl.
She’s wonderful!
She’s wonderful!
Just as I planned!
Just as I planned!
But Torako Koshi, whose high school life\Nseems to be going so well,
But Torako Koshi, whose high school life\Nseems to be going so well,
has a secret she can’t tell anyone.
has a secret she can’t tell anyone.
She’s actually... a former delinquent!
She’s actually... a former delinquent!
I am the famed wild\Nbeast of Tokyo Hino!
I am the famed wild\Nbeast of Tokyo Hino!
My dark past of being a delinquent\Ninfluenced by too much shonen manga!
My dark past of being a delinquent\Ninfluenced by too much shonen manga!
If this ever comes to light,
If this ever comes to light,
all the effort I put into being\Nan honor student after I quit the gang life
all the effort I put into being\Nan honor student after I quit the gang life
when I got into high school\Nwill go down the drain!
when I got into high school\Nwill go down the drain!
Not that anyone could ever see\Nthrough my perfect disguise, though.
Not that anyone could ever see\Nthrough my perfect disguise, though.
That’s what she thought…\NUp until this very day, that is.
That’s what she thought...\NUp until this very day, that is.
Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby\Nhanging right in the first episode?!
Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby\Nhanging right in the first episode?!
Should we have gotten\Na late-night timeslot?
Should we have gotten\Na late-night timeslot?
Not that it would’ve been much better!
Not that it would’ve been much better!
Should I call the police? a doctor?
Should I call the police? a doctor?
Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!
Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!
She’s alive? What? If it’s not a suicide,\Nwhy is she hanging from a place like that?
She’s alive? What? If it’s not a suicide,\Nwhy is she hanging from a place like that?
She has horns?
She has horns?
Ah, that must be those things they\Nsell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland…
Ah, that must be those things they\Nsell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland...
But! Then they’d come off,\Nand she’d fall, right?!
But! Then they’d come off,\Nand she’d fall, right?!
Which means\Nthose are real horns?!
Which means\Nthose are real horns?!
And most likely deer horns, at that……\NThere’s no world where that’s a deer,
And most likely deer horns, at that...\NThere’s no world where that’s a deer,
Though! I mean, only male deer\Nhave horns anyway, right??
Though! I mean, only male deer\Nhave horns anyway, right??
Is it some kind of new UMA, then?
Is it some kind of new UMA, then?
Or a mutant\Nbelonging to an evil organization?!
Or a mutant\Nbelonging to an evil organization?!
By the way,\Nthat’s some incredible amount of snot…
By the way,\Nthat’s some incredible amount of snot...
Temperature: 53.6 °f
Temperature: 53.6 °f
That’s disgusting!
That’s disgusting!
And a bunch of animals are coming here\Nthinking she’s dead meat!
And a bunch of animals are coming here\Nthinking she’s dead meat!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You wanna piece of me, huh?!\NCome on, come!
You wanna piece of me, huh?!\NCome on, come!
Why is she trying to pick a fight\Nin this situation?
Why is she trying to pick a fight\Nin this situation?
Actually, should I help her?
Actually, should I help her?
She’s glaring at me like crazyyy!
She’s glaring at me like crazyyy!
The intensity of her gaze!
The intensity of her gaze!
If I get caught up in this, I’ll be late!
If I get caught up in this, I’ll be late!
But I’m an honor student,\NI absolutely cannot be late!
But I’m an honor student,\NI absolutely cannot be late!
The best course of action is
The best course of action is
to pretend I didn’t see her\Nand hurry to school…
to pretend I didn’t see her\Nand hurry to school...
You’re going to leave me here…
You’re going to leave me here...
You’re really going to abandon me\Nin this situation…
You’re really going to abandon me\Nin this situation...
N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I’d never…
N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I’d never...
Actually, you’re hanging there\Nof your own accord, aren’t you?
Actually, you’re hanging there\Nof your own accord, aren’t you?
And I’m in a real hurry here.\NI don’t have time to be playing around…
And I’m in a real hurry here.\NI don’t have time to be playing around...
Tomorrow, the news will say:
Tomorrow, the news will say:
“A high schooler from Hino town got\Ncaughtin the electric wires and died”...
“A high schooler from Hino town got\Ncaughtin the electric wires and died”...
From now on, every morning,\Nwhen you pass through this street,
From now on, every morning,\Nwhen you pass through this street,
You’ll remember my face.\NEvery single day you’ll think back
You’ll remember my face.\NEvery single day you’ll think back
and regret your choice, thinking:\N“I should have helped her down that day”...
and regret your choice, thinking:\N“I should have helped her down that day”...
Okay, I got it!
Okay, I got it!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
This girl’s damn heavy!
This girl’s damn heavy!
Hey, Y... H, hmm,
Hey, Y... H, hmm,
excuse me, why were you up there?
excuse me, why were you up there?
When I woke up this morning\NI was there already. I’ve no idea why…
When I woke up this morning\NI was there already. I’ve no idea why...
Seriously, tell me why!
Seriously, tell me why!
Thanks so much for helping me,\NI couldn have done it without you,
Thanks so much for helping me,\NI couldn have done it without you,
Miss delinquent.
Miss delinquent.
No, don’t mention it..
No, don’t mention it...
Did you say “Miss delinquent”?!
Did you say “Miss delinquent”?!
Huh? Who’s a delinquent?!
Huh? Who’s a delinquent?!
You, girl.
You, girl.
Wh-wh-what are you on about?!
Wh-wh-what are you on about?!
Me? With this beautiful\Nand composed womanly appearance?
Me? With this beautiful\Nand composed womanly appearance?
A delinquent?! That’s p-p-p-preposterous!!
A delinquent?! That’s p-p-p-preposterous!!
Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it…
Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it...
Smell what?!
Smell what?!
And my horns react to you.
And my horns react to you.
Wait, what kind of sensor is that?!
Wait, what kind of sensor is that?!
If I get mixed up with her,\NI’ll be in trouble.
If I get mixed up with her,\NI’ll be in trouble.
I-isn’t it just your imagination?\NMaybe you’re mistaking me for someone else…
I-isn’t it just your imagination?\NMaybe you’re mistaking me for someone else...
Oh, I got to get going!\NTry not to get caught up again, okay?
Oh, I got to get going!\NTry not to get caught up again, okay?
Oof, that was close.\NI was so sure my disguise was flawless…
Oof, that was close.\NI was so sure my disguise was flawless...
How did she…?
How did she...?
What the hell was with that girl?
What the hell was with that girl?
Okay, everyone, to your seats!
Okay, everyone, to your seats!
I have a transfer student\Nto introduce to you.
I have a transfer student\Nto introduce to you.
A transfer student?\NI have a bad feeling about this…
A transfer student?\NI have a bad feeling about this...
Come on in.
Come on in.
Comiiing!
Comiiing!
I knew iiiit!!
I knew iiiit!!
Wh-why are you stuck again?\NLearn already, will ya?!
Wh-why are you stuck again?\NLearn already, will ya?!
You’re kidding, right?!
You’re kidding, right?!
Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.
Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.
Nroh! I’m Noko Shikanoko,\Nbut you can call me Nokotan!
Nroh! I’m Noko Shikanoko,\Nbut you can call me Nokotan!
Nokotan!
Nokotan!
What a funny girl.
What a funny girl.
She’s a deer!
She’s a deer!
Why is everyone welcoming her normally?\NAm I the weird one here?
Why is everyone welcoming her normally?\NAm I the weird one here?
And you can sit…\NNext to Ms. Koshi, since it’s free there!
And you can sit...\NNext to Ms. Koshi, since it’s free there!
This is a common trope in school anime:\Nthe conveniently-free seat.
This is a common trope in school anime:\Nthe conveniently-free seat.
That’s bad! if she says something weird,
That’s bad! if she says something weird,
my high school life\Nwill definitely be over!
my high school life\Nwill definitely be over!
I have to make the first move here.
I have to make the first move here.
G-good morning!
G-good morning!
Oh, you’re that girl!
Oh, you’re that girl!
So you’re a transfer student, huh?
So you’re a transfer student, huh?
I’m Torako Koshi. If you have\Nany questions, feel free to ask me!
I’m Torako Koshi. If you have\Nany questions, feel free to ask me!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Huh? It seems like it\Nmight be fine after all.
Huh? It seems like it\Nmight be fine after all.
Well, seems like\NI didn’t need to worry that much!
Well, seems like\NI didn’t need to worry that much!
You can call me however you want.
You can call me however you want.
Really?
Really?
I was just overthinking things…
I was just overthinking things...
Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!
Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!
Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!
Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!
I hope we can get along well,\NMiss delinquent!
I hope we can get along well,\NMiss delinquent!
Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?!
Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?!
Koshi, of all people…?!
Koshi, of all people...?!
We heard that wrong, right?!
We heard that wrong, right?!
Hey! you had no reaction to a deer,\Nwhat’s with the surprise now?!
Hey! you had no reaction to a deer,\Nwhat’s with the surprise now?!
A d-d-d-delinquent, me?\NWhat are you talking about?
A d-d-d-delinquent, me?\NWhat are you talking about?
Could you please not make\Nfalse allegations?
Could you please not make\Nfalse allegations?
My instincts are telling me\Nyou’re a delinquent, Miss.
My instincts are telling me\Nyou’re a delinquent, Miss.
Are you a wild beast?!
Are you a wild beast?!
You’re also a virgin, aren’t you?
You’re also a virgin, aren’t you?
I mean, my horns are reacting to you.
I mean, my horns are reacting to you.
What kind of system is that?!
What kind of system is that?!
So Ms. Koshi’s a virgin?
So Ms. Koshi’s a virgin?
I knew Koshi had to be…!
I knew Koshi had to be...!
Really?!
Really?!
Stay out of this!!!
Stay out of this!!!
Wh-wh-what kind of proof\Ndo you have to claim I’m a virgin…?
Wh-wh-what kind of proof\Ndo you have to claim I’m a virgin...?
Huh? then you’re not a virgin?
Huh? then you’re not a virgin?
Well, that’s… erm…
Well, that’s... erm...
Virginity confirmed.
Virginity confirmed.
It’s Ms. Koshi!
It’s Ms. Koshi!
She looks beautiful as always!
She looks beautiful as always!
Just now it seemed like my disgraceful\Npast was about to come to light…
Just now it seemed like my disgraceful\Npast was about to come to light...
I’m doing well…
I’m doing well...
But I can’t let my guard down!
But I can’t let my guard down!
I have to make sure that deer\Nwon’t expose me as a former delinquent!
I have to make sure that deer\Nwon’t expose me as a former delinquent!
To accomplish that,
To accomplish that,
I must make my move\Nbefore she starts saying anything the next…
I must make my move\Nbefore she starts saying anything the next...
Is that a mountain of sweets\Non my desk for some reason?
Is that a mountain of sweets\Non my desk for some reason?
No, wait! that cross-shaped package…\NThose are deer crackers!
No, wait! that cross-shaped package...\NThose are deer crackers!
“Deer crackers”.
“Deer crackers”.
as you know, the soul food\Nof the nara prefecture people
as you know, the soul food\Nof the nara prefecture people
(there’s theories as to why).
(there’s theories as to why).
some students on their graduation trips\Nalways try to eat them for laughs but,
some students on their graduation trips\Nalways try to eat them for laughs but,
much like their taste, that joke\Nis a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
much like their taste, that joke\Nis a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
The only one who would do this is…
The only one who would do this is...
It definitely was her!!
It definitely was her!!
wait, is she drooling?\Nwhat is she a merlion?!
wait, is she drooling?\Nwhat is she a merlion?!
Erm, Shikanoko…?\NWhat’s the meaning of this?
Erm, Shikanoko...?\NWhat’s the meaning of this?
Hn? that’s repayment.
Hn? that’s repayment.
That’s not what your face says!
That’s not what your face says!
You saved me this morning,\Ndidn’t you, Miss?
You saved me this morning,\Ndidn’t you, Miss?
That’s to say thanks.
That’s to say thanks.
No, that was no big deal!\NThere’s no need to thank me…
No, that was no big deal!\NThere’s no need to thank me...
You don’t like deer crackers?
You don’t like deer crackers?
That’s not the issue here…
That’s not the issue here...
Actually, why do you sound\Nso full of yourself all of a sudden?
Actually, why do you sound\Nso full of yourself all of a sudden?
How about I give you a horn,\Njust this once, then?
How about I give you a horn,\Njust this once, then?
Can you take them off?!
Can you take them off?!
Here.
Here.
I don’t want that!!
I don’t want that!!
You can eat them, by the way.
You can eat them, by the way.
D-does it taste good?\NNot that I’ll eat it, anyway.
D-does it taste good?\NNot that I’ll eat it, anyway.
They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!
They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!
So you have to force yourself to eat it?!
So you have to force yourself to eat it?!
Tch, if that’s how it is…\NHere, but just this time.
Tch, if that’s how it is...\NHere, but just this time.
I don’t want them!
I don’t want them!
And sure, there’s that,
And sure, there’s that,
But also isn’t your identity\Ngoing to fall apart like that?
But also isn’t your identity\Ngoing to fall apart like that?
If you don’t have your horns,\Nyou’re just a common high school girl!
If you don’t have your horns,\Nyou’re just a common high school girl!
For the one who saved my life…
For the one who saved my life...
I don’t even mind\Ndropping my entire character!!
I don’t even mind\Ndropping my entire character!!
That’s too heavy!\NAnd it’s too early to get out of character!
That’s too heavy!\NAnd it’s too early to get out of character!
It’s still the first episode, you know?
It’s still the first episode, you know?
You don’t want my crackers…\NYou don’t want my horns…
You don’t want my crackers...\NYou don’t want my horns...
They stick back…
They stick back...
Ah! Could it be that what you want…
Ah! Could it be that what you want...
Is me?!
Is me?!
(Me=Venison)
(Me=Venison)
Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?
Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?
Okay, I got it, you can eat me! …
Okay, I got it, you can eat me! ...
I’m not gonna eat you!\NAnd who are those people??
I’m not gonna eat you!\NAnd who are those people??
I mean,\NI don’t have anything else I can give you!
I mean,\NI don’t have anything else I can give you!
Look, as you can see,\NI don’t have any money.
Look, as you can see,\NI don’t have any money.
But you still have deer crackers?
But you still have deer crackers?
Please, don’t make me give you anymore…
Please, don’t make me give you anymore...
Why are you acting\Nlike I’m extorting you or something?
Why are you acting\Nlike I’m extorting you or something?
And for crackers, of all things!
And for crackers, of all things!
Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!
Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!
Hey, Nokotan!\NDid you know about Koshi already?
Hey, Nokotan!\NDid you know about Koshi already?
You two sure look like you’re chummy!
You two sure look like you’re chummy!
Hey! wait, Nokotan?
Hey! wait, Nokotan?
That’s my nickname! It’s cute, isn’t it?
That’s my nickname! It’s cute, isn’t it?
Obnoxious!
Obnoxious!
You see, I was stuck on a power pole\Nthis morning, and Miss delinq--
You see, I was stuck on a power pole\Nthis morning, and Miss delinq--
Shikanoko! I just remembered\Nour teacher wanted to see you!
Shikanoko! I just remembered\Nour teacher wanted to see you!
(Do not run in the school hallway)
(Do not run in the school hallway)
Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here\Nso suddenly?
Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here\Nso suddenly?
That's bold.
That's bold.
What are you imagining?!
What are you imagining?!
I should be asking you,\Nwhat did you imagine, Koshitan?
I should be asking you,\Nwhat did you imagine, Koshitan?
Wh-what are you… I well…
Wh-what are you... I well...
Koshitan…
Koshitan...
You’re such a virgin!
You’re such a virgin!
Shut up?!
Shut up?!
And what’s with that\N“Koshitan” all this time, huh?
And what’s with that\N“Koshitan” all this time, huh?
It’s a nickname.
It’s a nickname.
We’re Nokotan and Koshitan,\Nisn’t that great?
We’re Nokotan and Koshitan,\Nisn’t that great?
Are we a comedy duo?!
Are we a comedy duo?!
Who said you could nickname me?
Who said you could nickname me?
Well, I’m stuck with Miss delinq...
Well, I’m stuck with Miss delinq...
Koshitan is okay.
Koshitan is okay.
Seems like it’s okay.
Seems like it’s okay.
I mean, that doesn’t really matter anyway.
I mean, that doesn’t really matter anyway.
Now, about my real identity,
Now, about my real identity,
can you promise not to tell anyone,\Never, in no circumstances?
can you promise not to tell anyone,\Never, in no circumstances?
I am an honor student here,\Nso it’d be bad for me
I am an honor student here,\Nso it’d be bad for me
in many ways if anyone\Nfound out about my real identity.
in many ways if anyone\Nfound out about my real identity.
If you do say anything…\Nit’ll not end well for you.
If you do say anything...\Nit’ll not end well for you.
You got that?
You got that?
You mean…
You mean...
Your real identity is that you’re a virgin?
Your real identity is that you’re a virgin?
You’re… Not wrong, but I don’t mean that!
You’re... Not wrong, but I don’t mean that!
Damn it…\NWhere do you get off, teasing me like that…
Damn it...\NWhere do you get off, teasing me like that...
Listen up,\Nthose horns better be your only joke!
Listen up,\Nthose horns better be your only joke!
You’re right…\NThese are weird, aren’t they?
You’re right...\NThese are weird, aren’t they?
(Indoor)
(Indoor)
E... Erm… No...
E... Erm... No...
I mean, of course a girl with horns\Nwould be really disgusting, right?
I mean, of course a girl with horns\Nwould be really disgusting, right?
It’s like "What are you?",\N“Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn’t it?
It’s like "What are you?",\N“Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn’t it?
I’m so sorry\Nif I made you uncomfortable.
I’m so sorry\Nif I made you uncomfortable.
I see… She’s probably heard horrible\Nthings about her appearance,
I see... She’s probably heard horrible\Nthings about her appearance,
and I…
and I...
Forget about being an honor student,\NI’m a complete failure as a human being!
Forget about being an honor student,\NI’m a complete failure as a human being!
I... I’m sorry!\NI don’t mind the horns at all!
I... I’m sorry!\NI don’t mind the horns at all!
So? We’re a-okay now, aren’t we?
So? We’re a-okay now, aren’t we?
Koshitan wanted to ask\Nhow far her horns went,
Koshitan wanted to ask\Nhow far her horns went,
but she was scared of the answer.
but she was scared of the answer.
Today was exhausting…
Today was exhausting...
I still have to prepare\Nfor tomorrow’s classes when I get home.
I still have to prepare\Nfor tomorrow’s classes when I get home.
What was that noise?
What was that noise?
It came from there?
It came from there?
Excuse me! is anyone there?
Excuse me! is anyone there?
I just heard an incredibly\Nloud noise, is everything oka...
I just heard an incredibly\Nloud noise, is everything oka...
(Deer)
(Deer)
D... do I call the police? A doctor?\NDetective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!
D... do I call the police? A doctor?\NDetective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!
Ah, Koshitan!
Ah, Koshitan!
S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood?\NDid something happen?
S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood?\NDid something happen?
Oh, it was my bad!
Oh, it was my bad!
I fell from the ladder,\Nand ended up scraping my knee!
I fell from the ladder,\Nand ended up scraping my knee!
And your head? look at your head!
And your head? look at your head!
What a cute band-aid!
What a cute band-aid!
Shut up! And what are you doing\Nin this warehouse no one uses?
Shut up! And what are you doing\Nin this warehouse no one uses?
I was cleaning!
I was cleaning!
Cleaning? All by yourself?
Cleaning? All by yourself?
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
Alright, back to work!
Alright, back to work!
Okay. I’ll help you!
Okay. I’ll help you!
What? really?!
What? really?!
W, well, you’re hurt,
W, well, you’re hurt,
and who knows\Nwhat you’ll do if I leave you alone?
and who knows\Nwhat you’ll do if I leave you alone?
Yay! Thanks!
Yay! Thanks!
She's an unmistakable Tsundere.
She's an unmistakable Tsundere.
Cleaning is such a chore,\Nbut you seem to be having fun, huh?
Cleaning is such a chore,\Nbut you seem to be having fun, huh?
I mean, I’m doing it with you, Koshitan!
I mean, I’m doing it with you, Koshitan!
Y, you’re exaggerating!\NWe’re just cleaning!
Y, you’re exaggerating!\NWe’re just cleaning!
Even cleaning can be this much fun\Nwhen you do it with someone!
Even cleaning can be this much fun\Nwhen you do it with someone!
Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!
Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!
Mrs. Ukai?
Mrs. Ukai?
Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!
Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!
Hey there, nroh!
Hey there, nroh!
So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?
So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?
Thank you! It must’ve been hard.
Thank you! It must’ve been hard.
Oh, not at all!\NIt was pretty easy!
Oh, not at all!\NIt was pretty easy!
I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be\Njoining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!
I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be\Njoining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!
Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?
Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?
Well, then, like I promised,\Nyou can use this place however you like.
Well, then, like I promised,\Nyou can use this place however you like.
Yaaay!
Yaaay!
Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?!\NAnd why am I joining?!
Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?!\NAnd why am I joining?!
What? You didn’t hear about it?
What? You didn’t hear about it?
I founded the Deer Club here!
I founded the Deer Club here!
What the hell kinda club is that anyway?
What the hell kinda club is that anyway?
I promised her that if she cleaned up\Nthe place she could use it as a clubroom.
I promised her that if she cleaned up\Nthe place she could use it as a clubroom.
-Riiiiight?\N-Riiiiight?
- Riiiiight?\N- Riiiiight?
“Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!
“Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!
And ugh, It’ll be seriously bad for me\Nif I get sucked into that senseless club!
And ugh, It’ll be seriously bad for me\Nif I get sucked into that senseless club!
I’m so relieved,
I’m so relieved,
Ms. Koshi! you’ve got it together,\Nand you’re very caring, after all.
Ms. Koshi! you’ve got it together,\Nand you’re very caring, after all.
Like an older sister!
Like an older sister!
Since you’re so cheerful and kind,\Nthis looks like it’ll be a fun club!
Since you’re so cheerful and kind,\Nthis looks like it’ll be a fun club!
It’ll be like home for us!
It’ll be like home for us!
You’re also very smart, so you two might\Nas well get some sort of prize!
You’re also very smart, so you two might\Nas well get some sort of prize!
We might even get to nationals!
We might even get to nationals!
If you’re joining, I’m sure\Nthe Deer Club will do incredible things!
If you’re joining, I’m sure\Nthe Deer Club will do incredible things!
Leave it all to me!
Leave it all to me!
Koshitan was easy to get.
Koshitan was easy to get.
Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure\Nyou fill in the club approval form.
Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure\Nyou fill in the club approval form.
Club name: Deer Club.
Club name: Deer Club.
Club president: Torako Koshi.
Club president: Torako Koshi.
Activities: mainly taking care of deer.
Activities: mainly taking care of deer.
Wait a minute!\Nwhy am I the club president here?
Wait a minute!\Nwhy am I the club president here?
-You’re the president, Koshitan.\N-You’re the president, Ms. Koshi.
- You’re the president, Koshitan.\N- You’re the president, Ms. Koshi.
Like I said, why me? That’s weird!
Like I said, why me? That’s weird!
Isn’t this the Deer Club?
Isn’t this the Deer Club?
If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won’t be\Nthe president, then who else would?!
If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won’t be\Nthe president, then who else would?!
That’s what you mean?!
That’s what you mean?!
But look, here it says the deer club\N“mainly takes care of deer”, right?
But look, here it says the deer club\N“mainly takes care of deer”, right?
Huh? yeah…
Huh? yeah...
I’ll be the Deer Club’s\Nresident deer, you see…
I’ll be the Deer Club’s\Nresident deer, you see...
What’s a resident deer?
What’s a resident deer?
And the president cares for her!
And the president cares for her!
That’s you, Koshitan!
That’s you, Koshitan!
I’m not on board with that!
I’m not on board with that!
What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway?\NIs this an agricultural school?!
What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway?\NIs this an agricultural school?!
Here, submitted.
Here, submitted.
And it’s definitely accepted.
And it’s definitely accepted.
you work too fast!
you work too fast!
Well, then, president, I’m counting on you\Nto look after Ms. Shikanoko
Well, then, president, I’m counting on you\Nto look after Ms. Shikanoko
I’ll be in your care!
I’ll be in your care!
okay.
okay.
Since she said “leave it to me”\Nwith such a great smile,
Since she said “leave it to me”\Nwith such a great smile,
Koshitan couldn’t take it back now.
Koshitan couldn’t take it back now.
The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!
The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!
Things got way too out of hand,\Nfor just one day…
Things got way too out of hand,\Nfor just one day...
I’ll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
I’ll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
It’s okay, I guess.
It’s okay, I guess.
Well then, should we begin\Nwith a good brushing?
Well then, should we begin\Nwith a good brushing?
You’ve gotta be kidding!
You’ve gotta be kidding!
And what’s with that\Nscrubber-like brush?
And what’s with that\Nscrubber-like brush?
It’s for animal use.
It’s for animal use.
Okay, I have no choice then!
Okay, I have no choice then!
Nroh!
Nroh!
Dammit, why do I have to do this…?
Dammit, why do I have to do this...?
Jeez, you’re going to make me do\Nthis every club meeting, arent you?
Jeez, you’re going to make me do\Nthis every club meeting, arent you?
Damn you, you pest!
Damn you, you pest!
S-so scary!
S-so scary!
I don’t know what’s going on,
I don’t know what’s going on,
but it seems\Nthe Deer Club’s fight is just beginning!
but it seems\Nthe Deer Club’s fight is just beginning!