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-- CR
-- 4de
Today, we're expecting clear skies with some scattered cloud throughout the Kanto Region.
Today, we're expecting clear skies with some scattered clouds throughout the Kanto Region.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
It's another great day to hang out your laundry-
It's another great day to hang out your laundry—
Allow us to introduce to you the A-ray Detector, today's one-time-
Allow us to introduce you to the A-ray Detector, today's one-time—
Kadode Koyama.
Kadode Koyama.
Hey...
Hey...
You still awake?
You still awake?
Yeah?
Yeah?
I, uh...
I, uh...
You were sleeping through my lecture.
You were sleeping through my lecture.
If you're tired, just go home and rest.
If you're tired, just go home and rest.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Same goes for the rest of you.
Same goes for the rest of you.
You have university entrance exams soon.
You have university entrance exams soon.
It might be wise to save your energy for those, not my class.
It might be wise to save your energy for those, not my class.
All right, we're done for today.
All right, we're done for today.
Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?
Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?
So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?
So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?
It's kind of weird to me.
It's kind of weird to me.
You ace the mock exam but barely pass the school test.
You aced the mock, but you barely passed the actual exam.
Please, sir.
Please, sir.
I can't really explain it right now.
I can't really explain it right now.
Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.
Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.
But you can do better.
But you can do better.
I don't think University is an option in my situation.
I don't think university is an option in my situation.
Okay. Do you plan to work instead?
Okay. Do you plan to work instead?
Yup.
Yup.
Gonna be a company slave.
Gonna be a wage slave.
Hey - nice backpack.
Hey, nice backpack.
Do you know Isobeyan?
Do you know Isobeyan?
I do.
I do.
He's a mushroom-man from the distant future that came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.
He's a mushroom-man from the distant future that came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.
I know.
I know.
He keeps his secret tools in his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
He keeps his secret tools in his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
I know.
I know.
And his favorite food is Isobeyaki, mochi with seaweed.
And he loves grilled rice cakes.
I know.
I know that, too.
What would you do if you could fly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
What would you do if you could fly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
That's the kind of thing that only happens in your manga.
That's the kind of thing that only happens in your manga.
Let me dream about it, at least!
Let me dream about it, at least!
How can anyone really know what the future will bring us?
"I can have any dream I want! No one knows the future!"
That's what Debeko says.
That's what Debeko says.
Future, huh?
Future, huh?
I have a feeling that the future won't be as bright for us...
I have a feeling that the future won't be as bright for us as it always is in my manga.
As it always is in my manga.
Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?
Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
You have a chance?
You have a chance?
Rin – I told you.
Rin, I told you.
I don't fight unless I know I can win.
I don't fight unless I know I can win.
You got this, Kiho.
You got this, Kiho.
Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.
Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.
Where's Ontan?
Where's Ontan?
She said this was all just a big joke.
She said this was all just a big joke.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Unlike her, I have a life.
Unlike her, I have a life.
Due to an experimental bomb dropped by the U.S. Army,
Due to an experimental bomb dropped by the U.S. Army,
Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Ray.
Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Rays.
Trace amounts continue to be measured within Tokyo Prefecture.
And trace amounts are still present within Tokyo Prefecture.
When we return,
When we return,
we'll have coverage of today's press conference held by Defense Minister Kaminari.
we'll have coverage of today's press conference held by Defense Minister Kaminari.
♪La-la-la♪
La-la-la!
♪I love you so, so much, Isobeyan.♪
I love you so, so much, Isobeyan!
That sound again?
That weird noise again?
So, how was it?
So, how was it?
How was what?
How was what?
You said today was the day.
You said today was the day.
That you'd finally get a chance to lick Watarase's perfect pink nipples.
That you'd finally get a chance to lick Watarase's perfect, pink nipples.
Yeah – I never said that.
Yeah, I never said that.
And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.
And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.
How about flashing your boobs? Maybe you should try that.
How about flashing your boobs? Maybe you should try that.
I think you're missing the point.
I think you're missing the point.
For real?
For real?
For real.
For real.
Ever since the ship appeared that summer,
Ever since the ship appeared that summer,
the all-knowing adults just kept saying
the all-knowing adults kept singing the same tune:
"Everything has changed. Everything is different now..."
"Everything has changed. Everything is different now."
And if it has,
And that was fine by me.
I've always wanted a bit of change in my life.
I'd always wanted a bit of change in my life.
Looking back now, I realize that no change at all
But looking back now, I realize that no change at all...
is its own kind of happiness.
Can be its own kind of happiness.
[sigh]
An earthquake?
An earthquake?
Nothing on the seismograph, sir!
Nothing on the seismograph, sir!
[phone ringing]
Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!
Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!
The Sunosaki Lighthouse has also been damaged,
The Sunosaki Lighthouse is damaged, too!
along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!
Along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!
Sir, above us!
Sir, above us!
Visual on an unidentified craft!
Visual on an unidentified craft!
Unidentified object above the Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
Unidentified object above the Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
Length five thousand meters?
Length five thousand meters?
The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
It's yet to be confirmed,
It's yet to be confirmed,
but we cannot rule out the possibility that this may not be from Earth.
but we cannot rule out the possibility that this may not be from Earth.
Put in an immediate request for support from American, Chinese and South Korean leaders.
Put in an immediate request for support from American, Chinese, and South Korean leaders.
Okinawa has a U.S. base.
Okinawa has a U.S. base.
It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance and it's airborne as we speak.
It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance and it's airborne as we speak.
First thing after inauguration...
First thing after inauguration...
Right.
Right.
We go now live to the Tateyama Region...
We go now live to the Tateyama Region...
Where there is significant damage caused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.
Where there is significant damage caused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
Haneda Airport has been completely closed,
Haneda Airport has been completely closed,
as well as all Japan Rail routes.
as well as all Japan Rail routes.
Evacuation notices have been issued for the following:
Evacuation notices have been issued for the following:
Minato City, Shinagawa City,
Minato City, Shinagawa City,
Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City
Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City,
and parts of Kawasaki City.
and parts of Kawasaki City.
Just now, two unknown objects have detached from the craft!
Just now, two unknown objects have detached from the craft!
We have two people refusing to evacuate.
We have two civilians refusing to evacuate.
Well, just keep at it.
Well, just keep at it.
The U.S. Airforce is going to attack in fifteen minutes if that thing doesn't stop moving!
The U.S. Air Force says that thing's got fifteen minutes to stop moving before they make it stop!
Would they really take that risk?
Would they really take that risk?
Over an urban area?
Over an urban area?
Utah, Alpha, Papa is unresponsive.
Utah, Alpha, Papa is unresponsive.
Preparing for engagement.
Preparing for engagement.
Ready to burn this bogey.
Ready to burn this bogey!
Three years later,
Three years later,
the city of Kamata is still recovering from the the U.S. attack.
the city of Kamata is still recovering from the U.S. attack.
The effects have been long lasting.
The effects have been long lasting.
In the shadow of the mother ship, protesters call for compensation.
In the shadow of the mother ship, protesters call for compensation.
Many feel their civilian right to 'sunlight' has been violated.
Many feel their civilian right to sunlight has been violated.
Victims of the August 31st incident include airline passengers,
Victims of the 8/31 incident include airline passengers,
as well as those lost in the collapsed buildings.
as well as those lost in the collapsed buildings.
The origin of the mother ship remains unknown.
The mother ship's origin is still a mystery.
If there are any living beings aboard that ship, their intentions are still shrouded in mystery.
And if there are any living beings aboard that ship, their intentions remain unknown.
With Shibuya at its center, the ship dominates the Tokyo skyline...
With Shibuya at its center, the ship dominates the Tokyo skyline...
Where do I even begin...
Where do I even begin...
It's just so amazing that he and I share
There's just so much we have in common!
the same taste in music and movies and art and-
We have the same taste in music and movies and art and—
Aw, spare me!
Aw, spare me!
You probably post love poems on social media too, don't you?
You probably post love poems on social media too, don't you?
-Gross.
-Here you go, Ontan.
Here you go, Ontan.
Why are you sentimentalists so disgusting, huh?
Why are you sentimentalists so disgusting, huh?
Hey, hey, you know what, Oran?
Hey, hey, you know what, Oran?
It's not like I'm trying to earn your approval or anything!
I'm not looking for your approval!
You should be more like Kadode
You should be more like Kadode.
and just be honest about telling people that you want to bang your teacher.
Just be honest about telling people that you want to bang your teacher.
Ontan!
Ontan!
Does she know what she sounds like?
Does she know what she sounds like?
Kiho, you're a follower...
Kiho, you're a follower...
so you get this tiny piece.
So you get this tiny piece.
Wait - what?
Wait, what?
I really can't help it if you're jealous.
I really can't help it if you're jealous.
Maybe you should try getting a boyfriend, Oran,
Maybe you should try getting a boyfriend, Oran.
and then we can have a civilized discussion.
Then we can have a civilized discussion.
Putting others down just because you can't relate is so childish.
Putting people down just because you can't relate to them is childish.
You don't realize...
One day you'll understand...
Love is the magic that turns us into true women.
Love is the magic that turns us into true women.
Wh-what the-
Wh-What the—
Kadode, you need to kill this psychopath!
Kadode, you need to kill this psychopath!
See ya, Oran!
See ya, Oran!
I hope you're ready to get crushed again tomorrow.
I hope you're ready to get crushed again tomorrow.
Buh-bye!
Buh-bye!
So? How's your mother doing?
So, how's your mother doing?
She's always sleeping.
She's always sleeping.
Want me to drop by your place?
Want me to drop by your place?
That's okay.
That's okay.
Ontan, what would you do if you could fly?
Ontan, what would you do if you could fly?
Sounds cold.
Sounds cold.
You know what?
You know what?
I think it's time to rid this world of all its stupid fraud and vanity.
I think it's time to rid this world of all its stupid fraud and vanity.
Maybe I should start a cult.
Maybe I should start a cult.
One day I'm going to make these capitalist pigs realize what the real threat to humanity is.
One day I'm going to show these capitalist pigs what the real threat to humanity is.
It's not some dumb spaceship or invader – it's me.
It's not some dumb spaceship or invader, it's me.
Sounds great.
Sounds great.
Girl power!
Girl power!
Hey, now.
Hey, now.
Don't make fun of me, okay?
Don't make fun of me, okay?
I'm home!
I'm home!
These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
"These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
They're uncontaminated.
They're uncontaminated.
Heat them up for dinner.
Heat them up for dinner."
Hey. You okay, mom?
Hey. You okay, mom?
Oh. Hi, honey.
Oh. Hi, honey.
Thanks, but I'll save it for tomorrow.
Thanks, but I'll save 'em for tomorrow.
I already ate dinner.
I already ate dinner.
I'm going to the hospital tomorrow.
I'm going to the hospital tomorrow.
You need a check-up as well, Kadode.
You need a check-up as well, Kadode.
Oh, but I-
Oh, but I—
Look at this.
The levels of A-Ray residue from the mother ship continue to be low.
The levels of A-Ray residue from the mother ship remain low.
It is very unlikely to have any effect on the human body.
It is very unlikely to have any effect on the human body.
What? No effect?
What? No effect?
There's no way.
There's no way.
C'mon. Go down...
C'mon. Go down...
[shocked gasp]
[heavy sigh]
[defeated groan]
Kadode, here's the stuffed doll you wanted.
Kadode, here's the stuffed doll you wanted.
I don't think I can take this anymore.
I don't think I can take this anymore.
It's the last day of summer break and I haven't finished my homework.
It's the last day of summer break and I haven't finished my homework.
And, it's way too hot out.
And it's way too hot out.
I finished my homework ages ago.
I finished my homework ages ago.
Really?
Really?
You can copy it if you want to.
You can copy it if you want to.
[shocked gasp]
Wow, just when I thought
Wow!
I couldn't like you anymore!
Just when I thought I couldn't like you any more!
However,
However,
should your procrastination get worse and you end up
should your procrastination get worse,
failing the entrance exam to get into high school,
and you end up failing your high school entrance exam,
don't expect any sympathy from me.
don't expect any sympathy from me.
You win.
You win.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Even if I study super hard, pass the entrance exam
Even if I study super hard, pass the entrance exam,
and get into a top level high-school and then to a top university,
get into a top level high school, and then to a top university,
the economy could collapse, the birthrate could hit zero,
the economy could collapse, the birthrate could hit zero,
and I'll just end up becoming a slave for an evil corporation anyway.
and I'd still end up as a wage slave to some evil corporation.
Then climate change will turn Tokyo into a desert.
Then climate change will turn Tokyo into a desert.
And then it'll be just like we're living on the moon.
And then it'll be just like we're living on the moon.
[overwhelmed laughter]
Sounds great...
Sounds great!
Does life have any meaning whatsoever?
Does life have any meaning whatsoever?
It's a waste of time to even think about it, am I right?
It's a waste of time to even think about it, am I right?
That's my best impression of you.
That's my best impression of you.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Maybe instead of thinking I should just do my homework.
Maybe instead of thinking, I should just do my homework.
Didn't we promise we'd go to the same high school?
Didn't we promise we'd go to the same high school?
It's just, today is the release of an exclusive new map
It's just, there's a new map dropping today.
only available to premium members...
And it's a premium member exclusive.
Wait, that was today?
Wait, that was today?
Homework will have to wait.
Homework will have to wait.
Time for us to battle!
Time for us to battle!
Yes, captain-my-captain.
Yes, captain-my-captain.
Then I'll see you on the battlefield.
Then I'll see you on the battlefield.
Ontan, cover me!
Ontan, cover me!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What the...
What the...
Was that a tremor.
Was that a tremor?
Hey, uh, Dad.
Hey, Dad?
Can you maybe knock next time?
Can you maybe knock next time?
It's a war.
It's war.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
It's a game.
It's a game.
No, Japan is on the verge of war.
No, Japan is on the verge of war.
For now.
Right now.
A war?
A war?
Many buildings in the Tateyama district have been
Many buildings in the Tateyama district
damaged since the destructive arrival of the U.A.P.
have been damaged since the destructive arrival of the U.A.P.
We are reporting live from Odaiba.
We are reporting live from Odaiba.
The object appears to be slowly making its way over the water toward us.
The object appears to be slowly moving over the water toward us.
So this is bad, huh?
So this is bad, huh?
Hey... Oh, yes.
Hey...
I was just about to call you, too.
Yeah. I was just about to call you, too.
I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript by motorcycle courier to the printers.
I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript by courier to the printers.
Can you confirm that it got there safely?
Can you confirm that it got there safely?
Sure, I can come by the office.
Sure, I can come by the office.
Are you going to work, Dad?
Are you going to work, Dad?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Where's Mom?
Where's Mom?
Mom will be back soon. She just went to stock up on toilet paper.
She'll be back soon. She's just out on a toilet paper run.
[pained groan]
What's that sound?
What's that sound?
Kadode, don't leave the house.
Kadode, don't leave the house.
[worried breath]
I'll be back by evening.
I'll be back by evening.
I guess...
I guess...
Dad's...
Dad's...
Not coming home tonight.
Not coming home tonight.
Kadode!
Kadode!
I couldn't get away from work.
I couldn't get away from work.
Sorry for being late.
Sorry for being late.
It's all right.
It's all right.
I got a ride here with my friend.
My friend gave me a ride.
Oh, you must be Oran!
Oh, you must be Oran!
I'm Takabatake.
I'm Takabatake.
Nice to meet ya.
Nice to meet ya.
You too.
You too.
Miss Koyama.
Miss Koyama.
About your mother...
About your mother...
As always, her health is perfectly fine.
As always, she's perfectly healthy.
[embarrassed sigh]
There are many people like your mother who come for a checkup because they're worried about this or that.
We've got all sorts of people like your mother coming in here for consults about the strangest things.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Is there anything we can do to ease her anxiety?
Is there anything we can do to ease her anxiety?
Would a change to her environment help at all?
Would a change to her environment help at all?
Who are you again?
Who are you again?
My name is Takabatake.
My name is Takabatake.
I am Manami's husband.
I am Manami's husband.
Well, soon-to-be husband.
Well, soon-to-be husband.
Huh?
Huh?
I was wondering when to tell you, Kadode.
I was wondering when to tell you, Kadode.
Because...
Because...
Well, your Father hasn't...
Well, your Father hasn't...
He, uh...
He, uh...
Hasn't..
Hasn't...
Hasn't been found yet...
Hasn't been found yet.
[sigh]
Maybe it's too soon.
Maybe it's too soon.
No, no.
No, no.
I really don't think my Dad would want Mom left by herself for too long.
I really don't think my Dad would want Mom left by herself for too long.
She can be a handful.
She can be a handful.
Please take good care of her.
Please take good care of her.
[sniffling]
Did Takabatake have a chance to tell you?
Did Takabatake have a chance to tell you?
He did.
He did.
Congrats.
Congrats.
You know, a friend of Takabatake is creating a village designed for self-sufficient living.
You know, Takabatake's got a friend who's planning to start a whole self-sufficient village.
It sounds like it could be a very supportive community.
It sounds like it could be a very supportive community.
Apparently, there's no pollution.
Apparently, there's no pollution.
I think that the three of us should move there.
I think the three of us should move there.
As soon as you graduate high school.
Once you graduate high school.
Not me.
Not me.
What?
What?
I won't...
I won't...
Be going with you.
Be going with you.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
You can't be this naïve.
You can't be this naïve.
We'd move there right now if you weren't still in school.
If you weren't still in school, we'd be there already.
I'm planning this because I worry about your health.
I'm doing all this because I'm worried about your health.
To stay in Tokyo would be suicidal.
Staying in Tokyo is essentially suicide!
Oh, sure. Now you start talking like a real mother would.
Oh, sure. Now you start talking like a real mother would.
After I've already given up going to university to support the family.
After I've passed on going to university so I can help support the family.
What even is a self-sufficient village?
What even is a self-sufficient village?
I really thought you were smarter than this, Kadode!
I really thought you were smarter than this, Kadode!
Manami, please...
Manami, please...
You can go and do whatever you want.
You can go and do whatever you want.
But I think it's arrogant to try and control my life as well, just because you wanna live longer.
But upending my future just because you wanna live longer is so conceited.
So,
I get it.
you want your own mother to just hurry up and die?
You just want me to hurry up and die, do you?
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
You're taking this all wrong.
You're taking this all wrong.
Oran, stop the car.
Oran, stop the car.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop the car.
Stop the car.
Just stop the car, damn it!
Just stop the car, damn it!
I'm walking home.
I'm walking home.
Kadode,
Kadode.
don't worry about tuition fees, okay?
Don't worry about tuition, okay?
I'll do what I can so you can go to university.
I'll do what I can so you can go to university.
Takabatake!
Takabatake!
Kadode.
Kadode.
I'll do the best I can for you.
I'll do the best I can for you.
Like a real dad.
Like a real dad!
[sad sigh]
I mean, it'd be a huge relief if she gets married again and moves somewhere.
Honestly, it'd be a weight off my shoulders if she remarried and moved somewhere else.
Without Mom around I might actually develop a personality.
With her out of the way, maybe I'd actually be able to develop a personality.
You know, I'm a heartless daughter.
You know, I'm a heartless daughter.
I wonder if it's normal to feel this way.
I wonder if it's normal to feel this way.
I don't know.
I don't know...
Maybe I'm just destined to be a mistake.
Maybe I'm just destined to be a mistake.
[sigh]
Whatever.
Whatever.
Sorry – that was too much.
Sorry, that was too much.
C'mon, let's eat!
C'mon, let's eat!
This is my treat today!
This is my treat today!
Ontan...
Ontan,
Would you like some ice cream?
would you like some ice cream?
Mhmm.
Mhmm.