Dededede 01 - CR v 4de

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-- 4de
Today, we're expecting clear skies with some scattered cloud throughout the Kanto Region.
Today, we're expecting clear skies with some scattered clouds throughout the Kanto Region.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.
It's another great day to hang out your laundry-
It's another great day to hang out your laundry—
Allow us to introduce to you the A-ray Detector, today's one-time-
Allow us to introduce you to the A-ray Detector, today's one-time—
Kadode Koyama.
Kadode Koyama.
Hey...
Hey...
You still awake?
You still awake?
Yeah?
Yeah?
I, uh...
I, uh...
You were sleeping through my lecture.
You were sleeping through my lecture.
If you're tired, just go home and rest.
If you're tired, just go home and rest.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Same goes for the rest of you.
Same goes for the rest of you.
You have university entrance exams soon.
You have university entrance exams soon.
It might be wise to save your energy for those, not my class.
It might be wise to save your energy for those, not my class.
All right, we're done for today.
All right, we're done for today.
Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?
Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?
So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?
So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?
It's kind of weird to me.
It's kind of weird to me.
You ace the mock exam but barely pass the school test.
You aced the mock, but you barely passed the actual exam.
Please, sir.
Please, sir.
I can't really explain it right now.
I can't really explain it right now.
Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.
Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.
But you can do better.
But you can do better.
I don't think University is an option in my situation.
I don't think university is an option in my situation.
Okay. Do you plan to work instead?
Okay. Do you plan to work instead?
Yup.
Yup.
Gonna be a company slave.
Gonna be a wage slave.
Hey - nice backpack.
Hey, nice backpack.
Do you know Isobeyan?
Do you know Isobeyan?
I do.
I do.
He's a mushroom-man from the distant future that came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.
He's a mushroom-man from the distant future that came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.
I know.
I know.
He keeps his secret tools in his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
He keeps his secret tools in his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
I know.
I know.
And his favorite food is Isobeyaki, mochi with seaweed.
And he loves grilled rice cakes.
I know.
I know that, too.
What would you do if you could fly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
What would you do if you could fly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
That's the kind of thing that only happens in your manga.
That's the kind of thing that only happens in your manga.
Let me dream about it, at least!
Let me dream about it, at least!
How can anyone really know what the future will bring us?
"I can have any dream I want! No one knows the future!"
That's what Debeko says.
That's what Debeko says.
Future, huh?
Future, huh?
I have a feeling that the future won't be as bright for us...
I have a feeling that the future won't be as bright for us as it always is in my manga.
As it always is in my manga.

Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?
Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
Kiho is about to ask someone out.
You have a chance?
You have a chance?
Rin – I told you.
Rin, I told you.
I don't fight unless I know I can win.
I don't fight unless I know I can win.
You got this, Kiho.
You got this, Kiho.
Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.
Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.
Where's Ontan?
Where's Ontan?
She said this was all just a big joke.
She said this was all just a big joke.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Unlike her, I have a life.
Unlike her, I have a life.
Due to an experimental bomb dropped by the U.S. Army,
Due to an experimental bomb dropped by the U.S. Army,
Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Ray.
Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Rays.
Trace amounts continue to be measured within Tokyo Prefecture.
And trace amounts are still present within Tokyo Prefecture.
When we return,
When we return,
we'll have coverage of today's press conference held by Defense Minister Kaminari.
we'll have coverage of today's press conference held by Defense Minister Kaminari.
♪La-la-la♪
La-la-la!
♪I love you so, so much, Isobeyan.♪
I love you so, so much, Isobeyan!
That sound again?
That weird noise again?
So, how was it?
So, how was it?
How was what?
How was what?
You said today was the day.
You said today was the day.
That you'd finally get a chance to lick Watarase's perfect pink nipples.
That you'd finally get a chance to lick Watarase's perfect, pink nipples.
Yeah – I never said that.
Yeah, I never said that.
And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.
And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.
How about flashing your boobs? Maybe you should try that.
How about flashing your boobs? Maybe you should try that.
I think you're missing the point.
I think you're missing the point.
For real?
For real?
For real.
For real.
Ever since the ship appeared that summer,
Ever since the ship appeared that summer,
the all-knowing adults just kept saying
the all-knowing adults kept singing the same tune:
"Everything has changed. Everything is different now..."
"Everything has changed. Everything is different now."
And if it has,
And that was fine by me.
I've always wanted a bit of change in my life.
I'd always wanted a bit of change in my life.
Looking back now, I realize that no change at all
But looking back now, I realize that no change at all...
is its own kind of happiness.
Can be its own kind of happiness.
[sigh]

An earthquake?
An earthquake?
Nothing on the seismograph, sir!
Nothing on the seismograph, sir!
[phone ringing]

Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!
Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!
The Sunosaki Lighthouse has also been damaged,
The Sunosaki Lighthouse is damaged, too!
along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!
Along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!
Sir, above us!
Sir, above us!
Visual on an unidentified craft!
Visual on an unidentified craft!
Unidentified object above the Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
Unidentified object above the Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
Length five thousand meters?
Length five thousand meters?
The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
It's yet to be confirmed,
It's yet to be confirmed,
but we cannot rule out the possibility that this may not be from Earth.
but we cannot rule out the possibility that this may not be from Earth.
Put in an immediate request for support from American, Chinese and South Korean leaders.
Put in an immediate request for support from American, Chinese, and South Korean leaders.
Okinawa has a U.S. base.
Okinawa has a U.S. base.
It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance and it's airborne as we speak.
It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance and it's airborne as we speak.
First thing after inauguration...
First thing after inauguration...
Right.
Right.
We go now live to the Tateyama Region...
We go now live to the Tateyama Region...
Where there is significant damage caused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.
Where there is significant damage caused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.
Haneda Airport has been completely closed,
Haneda Airport has been completely closed,
as well as all Japan Rail routes.
as well as all Japan Rail routes.
Evacuation notices have been issued for the following:
Evacuation notices have been issued for the following:
Minato City, Shinagawa City,
Minato City, Shinagawa City,
Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City
Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City,
and parts of Kawasaki City.
and parts of Kawasaki City.
Just now, two unknown objects have detached from the craft!
Just now, two unknown objects have detached from the craft!
We have two people refusing to evacuate.
We have two civilians refusing to evacuate.
Well, just keep at it.
Well, just keep at it.
The U.S. Airforce is going to attack in fifteen minutes if that thing doesn't stop moving!
The U.S. Air Force says that thing's got fifteen minutes to stop moving before they make it stop!
Would they really take that risk?
Would they really take that risk?
Over an urban area?
Over an urban area?