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Aizawa Azusa, 27 years old.
Aizawa Azusa, twenty-seven years old.
Female. Single. Corporate slave.
Female. Single. Corporate slave.
I've lived only for my career.
All my life, I've lived only for my career.
I set aside love, fun, and everything else
I set aside love, fun, and everything else \Nto focus on nothing but work.
to do nothing but work.
I've gone fifty days straight before.
I've worked as long as 50 days in a row.
Whatever happened to \Nthe Labour Standards Act?
Whatever happened to the \NLabor Standards Act?
Then, one day...
Then one day...
I suddenly passed out in the middle of work.
I passed out in the middle of work.
Aizawa! Aizawa!
Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san!
Ah, dang it. I just kicked the bucket, didn't I?
Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I?
Correct.
Correct.
You worked yourself to death \Nwhile still in your twenties.
You worked yourself to death \Ndespite only being in your twenties.
How very heartbreaking.
How very heartbreaking.
I see. So I literally lived \Nand died for my career...
I see. So I literally lived and died by my career...
It might not make up for it,
It may not quite make up for it,
but I will give you a new life where you\N can live in happiness from beginning to end.
but I shall bestow upon you a new life where \Nyou will feel happiness from beginning to end.
You will be free to do nearly \Nanything you please!
You'll have the freedom to do \Nnearly anything you please!
Sparkle!
Sparkle!
Really? Whatever I want?
Really? Anything, no strings attached?
Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see.
Yup! I've got a bit of a soft spot for women.
So it's okay for a god to be biased?
So... it's fine for a god to be biased?
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!
Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless!
Make me immortal and ageless, then!
Sure!
Sure!
Wait, it's really just that easy?
Hang on, it was that easy?
That's awesome.
That's pretty awesome.
Mana is now going to \Ncirculate throughout you,
Mana will now begin circulating through you,
reincarnating you into a \Nbody that will never age.
reincarnating you into a body that will never age.
Anything else?
Any other requests?
No, that's enough.
No, no, I couldn't.
My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life.
The only thing I want is to lead a nice, peaceful life.
Very well!
Very well!
I will reincarnate you as an immortal \Nin some nice, relaxing highlands.
I will reincarnate you as an immortal being \Nin some nice, relaxing highlands.
And I might as well give \Nyou a youthful appearance!
And I may as well turn you \Ninto a youthful maiden!
Around age 17, just the way I like it!
Around seventeen years old, just the way I like it!
There!
Presto!
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
Definitely highlands...
Those are definitely highlands...
It's not Japanese, but I can read it.
Doesn't look Japanese, \Nbut I can somehow still read it.
Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"?
It says, uh... "Free for whoever wants it"?
How generous.
How generous.
Did that goddess put this here for me?
Did that goddess put this here for me?
This is me?
Is this my new body?
Wow, I really do look 17.
Yeah, that's a seventeen-year-old's face, all right!
I'm pretty cute.
Nice and cute!
And what's this outfit? \NI kinda look like a witch.
And what's this outfit about? \NI look super witchy!
I truly have been reborn.
I truly have been reborn.
That corporate slave is gone!
Gone be the days of corporate slavery!
From now on, I am no longer \NAizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa!
So long, Aizawa Azusa! \NSay hello to the new Azusa Aizawa!
And starting today, this is my house!
And from today onward, \Nthis shall be my humble abode!
With that field, I can be self-sufficient.
With a field like that, I can be self-sufficient.
Hey, there's a village!
Ooh, there's a village over there!
I have a weapon, too...
Heck, I'm armed to boot!
And money!
Got some pennies to my name, too!
Maybe I'll go out for a bit...
I oughta go explore.
A slime?
A slime?
So I really am in an another world, then?
So I really did get Narnia'd somewhere else, huh?
I can beat it, right?
I can beat it, r-right?
I guess it didn't hurt that much.
Barely felt a thing there.
Then...
All righty then.
Take that! And that! And that!
Take that! This! And some of this!
Is this some kind of money...?
Is this supposed to be some kind of currency?
I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll \Nneed money for day-to-day necessities.
May go against my self-sufficiency, \Nbut I can't say no to daily necessities.
I'll just help myself to this.
I'll just help myself to this.
I guess slimes are pretty common...
I suppose slimes are super common here.
Wow...
Oh, wow...
Haven't seen you around here before.
Haven't seen you 'round these parts before.
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
Would you tell me about this village?
Would you tell me about this village?
This is the village of Flatta.
This is the village of Flatta.
We have an adventurers' guild. \NYou should talk to them.
We have a guild stationed here. \NYou should go talk to them.
Thank you!
Will do, thank you!
It's not a very big village, but it's pretty.
It's not a big village, but it definitely is pretty.
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
What sets this village apart \Nis how peaceful it is.
What sets this village apart is how peaceful it is.
The only monsters in the area \Nare things like slimes.
Only monsters you'll find around here are slimes.
I got these from some slimes \NI defeated on my way here.
These dropped from some slimes \NI killed on the way here...
Those are magic stones.
Those are magic stones.
You need to register with the guild if \Nyou want to exchange them for money.
Only people who are registered to the guild can \Nexchange them for money. Is that all right with you?
Is that all right?
Sure.
Sure.
Please place your hand on this.
Please place your hand on this.
Your job is "witch."
Your occupation is "Witch".
You're level 1.
You're currently Level 1.
I really am a witch...
So I really am a witch...
Special abilities... Immortality?!
Special abilities... Immortality?!
That's incredible!
Oh, wow! That's incredible!
There are some witches who \Nlive very long lives,
Some witches can live for a very long time,
but immortality at level 1 is remarkable!
but being immortal at Level 1 is remarkable!
Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky...
Luck of the draw and all that, huh?
I won't tell her it was a bonus \Nthat came with being reincarnated.
Let's just forget that came as a bonus \Nwhen I was reincarnated.
All set. We're happy to \Nhave you in our guild!
All set. We're happy to have you in our guild!
And now I've got a source of income.
Source of income, acquired!
That was the day my new slow life began.
So started my new nice, quiet life.
I just take it easy every day,
I can just kick back and relax every day,
sleep as much as I want,
catch as many z's as I want,
tend to my field...
tend to my humble field...
and when I feel like getting some \Nexercise, I beat up slimes!
and when I feel like stretching \Nmy legs, I beat up slimes!
They're valuable as my income source,
They provide a stable source of income,
so I try to defeat at least 25 a day.
so I try to eliminate twenty-five of them every day.
I've visited the nearby forest too.
I've also stopped by the nearby forest, too.
As a witch, I know right away \Nwhich plants have medicinal uses.
Being a witch means I instantly know \Nwhich herbs have medicinal uses.
I make some medicines occasionally
I occasionally spend the time making medicine, \Nand then sell my creations in the village.
and sell them in the village.
All it takes is some minimal labour
With just minimal labor
and a nice, chill day-to-day life,
and a nice, easy day-to-day life...
to truly live a life of leisure.
I truly live a life of leisure.
My second life is treating me fantastically well!
My second life is treating \Nme fantastically well!
And before I knew it, three hundred years \Npassed by in the blink of an eye.
And then, 300 years passed.
Number twenty six.
And that's 26.
I've been at it for like three hundred years,
I guess after doing this for 300 years,
so I must've levelled up somewhat...
I must have leveled up a little...
Oh, the Witch of the Highlands!
Oh, Witch of the Highlands!
Hello.
Hello.
The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked great.
The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked wonders.
Glad to hear it!
Glad to hear it!
It's been 300 years.
Three hundred years sure flew by, huh.
I know more about this village's \Nhistory than anyone else now.
I know more about this village's history \Nthan anyone alive here right now.
We've been through a lot.
We've been through a lot.
I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines...
I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines...
I even stopped the spread of a plague.
Nipped a plague in the bud real quick, too...
And now they all treat me \Nlike a guardian deity.
And now they all treat me like a guardian deity.
Not that it bothers me at all.
Not that I really mind.
Hello!
Hello!
That's 5,200 gold for you.
That's 5,200 gold for you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
See you tomorrow, then.
See you tomorrow, then.
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
What is it?
What is it?
There's something I've been \Nwondering for a while.
Something's been on my mind for a while now.
Just how strong are you now?
How strong are you now?
How strong? Like in battle?
How strong? Like in battle?
Likely not all that strong...
Not particularly strong, I reckon?
I'm registered as an adventurer,
I'm registered as an adventurer, \Nbut actually adventuring is another story.
but I've never been on an adventure.
Would you mind if I looked at your stats?
Would you mind letting me \Ntake a look at your stats?
Now that you mention it, I haven't had them \Nchecked in the last three hundred years.
Now that you mention it, they haven't \Nbeen checked in 300 years...
But you've been protecting Flatta all this time,
But you've been protecting \NFlatta all this time,
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nwith knowledge of medicinal plants.
Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nwho happens to know her medicinal herbs.
Don't get your hopes up.
Don't get your hopes up.
Level 99?!
Level 99?!
You're seriously way too strong!
Don't get my hopes up? \NThey were shot sky-high!
Nah, this thing's just broken.
Nah, this thing's just busted.
I mean, I've never beaten \Nanything but slimes.
I mean, I'm just an experienced slime slayer.
There's no way I can have \N10,840,086 experience points.
That kinda busy work won't \Nnet you ten million experience.
No, hang on!
No, think about it a little!
You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year for 300 years, right?
You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year, for three hundred years, right?
Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day.
Well, yeah. I average about twenty-five a day.
And then there's this!
And then there's this little tidbit!
You have a special ability that boosts \Nthe experience points you earn!
See this special ability that boosts \Nthe experience you earn?
That means you get two additional experience \Npoints for every monster you defeat.
It gives you two additional experience \Nper monster you defeat.
Just two?
Just two?
Slimes are worth two experience points,
Slimes are worth two experience,
but with this ability, that becomes four.
but with this ability, that becomes four.
Which means...
Which means...
Four times 25 times 365 times \N300 equals 10,950,000!
Four times twenty-five times 365 times \Nthree hundred equals 10,950,000!
I know they say slow and \Nsteady wins the race, but...
I know they say slow and steady \Nwins the race, but...
A large dragon is said to be \Nworth 2,500 experience points,
A large dragon is said to be worth \N2,500 experience points,
so that's 4,380 dragons \Nworth of experience points!
so that's 4,380 dragons worth of experience!
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
It's insane!
It's insane!
This has to make you the strongest \Nadventurer in the world!
You've got to be the strongest adventurer \Nin the whole wide world!
What? The whole world?
What? The whole wide world?
I always knew the Witch of the \NHighlands was truly a great witch!
I always knew you were an amazing witch!
D'oh!
D'oh!
You're kidding...
You're kidding...
If people find out about this and \NI get more and more famous...
If this gets out and I start getting even more famous...
My slow life is over!
My quiet life will be in shambles!
Natalie, you can't tell a \Nsingle soul about this!
Miss Natalie, what happens in the guild house, \Nstays in the guild house, do you understand?
Why not? I want to glorify \Nyou as much as you deserve!
Huh, why? You deserve recognition \Nfor your accomplishments!
My stats are personal information.
My stats are personal information.
You wouldn't want the size of your \Nbreasts getting out, would you?
You wouldn't want everybody and their mom \Nto learn your breast size, would you?
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
Boing!
Boing!
Flat...
Flat...
Anyway...
That matter aside,
Please don't tell anyone about my stats.
please don't tell anyone about my stats.
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
You got it!
Loud and clear!
I swear I'll never tell anyone that \Nyou're the strongest there is!
I won't tell a soul that \Nyou're the strongest in town!
I would never do anything \Nto betray your trust!
Have I ever done anything to betray your trust?
Level 99? I just can't believe it.
Level 99? I just can't believe it.
How can numbers like that be possible \Njust from beating slimes?
It's beyond silly to even imagine \Na bit of slime grinding will get you that far.
Freeze everything solid!
Glaciate everything before me!
It's true...
Silly, but true...
There.
There.
Freeze solid!
Glaciate!
I didn't even realize I'd learned \Nthis magic, but it's super handy.
I never even realised I'd learned this magic, \Nbut it's proving to be super handy.
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it.
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it later.
Can I help you?
Hello, how may I help you?
You are Azusa, the Witch \Nof the Highlands, yes?
You're Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands, yeah?
Yes, that's right.
Yes, that would indeed be me.
What would adventurers \Nlike you want with me?
Whatever could a group \Nof adventurers want with me?
I would like to test my skills against you.
I'd like to test my mettle against you.
Huh?
Huh?
I'm just a witch who ekes out a \Nliving gathering medicinal plants.
I'm just a witch who ekes out a living \Ngathering medicinal herbs.
What point is there in fighting me?
Why would you want to fight silly ol' me?
I was told that a level 99 witch lived here.
I was told that a Level 99 witch lived here.
Gulp!
Gulp!
You're mistaken!
Oh, haha. They must've gotten the wrong memo.
The panel just brought up some weird \Nnumbers because it was broken.
The panel just spouted out some \Nweird numbers 'cause it was broken.
My actual strength is around \Nlevel 10 at best...
Truthfully, I'm only on par with a Level 10 at best...
No, more like level 3...
Or actually scratch that, Level 3.
It's no use trying to lie!
You can't hide it from us!
The mana is practically gushing \Nforth from your body!
The mana is practically \Ngushing forth from your body!
There's no doubt that \Nyou're incredibly strong!
I have no doubt that you are immensely powerful!
All right. I'll spar with you.
Fine, fine. I'll spar with you.
But on one condition!
But on one condition and one condition only!
If I win, you have to tell everyone that the \NWitch of the Highlands was no big deal.
If I win, you must tell everyone that \Nthe Witch of the Highlands is a total pushover.
I'd really rather not \Nfight if I can avoid it.
Daily skirmishes are not on my agenda, I'm afraid!
If you leave this circle, you lose.
If you leave the circle, you're out.
Anyone who steps outside \Nit is out of the fight.
No coming back in, am I clear?
If everyone in your party \Nleaves it, you lose.
If your entire party is forced out, that's game.
Now, begin!
And with that out of the way, go!
Wind, be my servant and \Nblow with all your might!
O Wind, be mine servant and \Nunleash thy strongest gale!
Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic.
Ah, so that's how you use tornado magic.
Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
Wind, be my servant and \Nblow with all your might.
O Wind, be mine servant and \Nunleash thy strongest gale!
No way!
Seriously?!
Run!
Run for it!
She's a monster!
She's insane!
Natalie!
Natalie!
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
Didn't you promise me you \Nwouldn't tell anyone?!
What happened to "loud and clear"?
I swear I told no one!
I swear my lips were sealed tight and shut!
Then how...
Then how...
It was me!
It was I!
Who's that?!
Who're you?!
You're Ernst, the adventurer who's \Nnotorious for being loose-lipped!
You're Ernst, the adventurer \Nwho's notorious for being loose-lipped!
Were you sitting at that \Ntable back then, too?
Were you sitting at a table back then?
I couldn't believe the witch was level 99.
I still can't believe that witch is Level 99!
So the rumor was true?!
So the rumours were true?!
I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes!
I saw her incredible magic with me own two eyes!
She's definitely level 99!
She's one hundred percent Level 99!
That's how the Witch of the \NHighlands maxed out her level.
That's how the Witch of the Highlands \Nmaxed out her level.
And when that got around...
And when word got around...
Um... What can I do for you?
Um... What can I m-mean to you?
You are the strongest of witches?
You are the strongest of witches?
A dragon came to see me.
...a dragon stopped by to see me.
I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre.
I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre.