Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches (2013) - S01E01 - CR vs SallySubs

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Do you think school is some joke?
Do you think school is some joke?
This is unprecedented in the history of our prestigious Suzaku Private High School!
This is unprecedented in the history of our prestigious Suzaku Private High School!
Man, just shut up...
Man, just shut up...
Every day, you come to school late and leave school early!
Every day, you come to school late and leave early!
You're prone to fighting all over the place.
You're prone to fighting all over the place.
And, to top it all off, now you're nodding off in class?!
And, to top it all off, now you're nodding off in class?!
Yamada Ryu!
Yamada Ryu!
Why do you always do this?
Why do you always do this?
Sensei, I've brought the class journal.
Sensei, I've brought the class journal.
S-Sure.
S-Sure.
Shiraishi-san, huh? Good work.
Shiraishi-san, huh? Good work.
Do excuse me.
Do excuse me.
Why don't you learn from Shiraishi Urara-kun's example!
Why don't you learn from Shiraishi Urara-kun's example!
Moral conduct! Excellent grades! Your total opposite!
Moral conduct! Excellent grades! Your total opposite!
What a frickin' dull girl!
What a frickin' dull girl!
That's enough!
That's enough!
You'd better be ready the next time this happens!
You'd better be ready the next time this happens!
What's with that? He looks so menacing!
What's with that? He looks so menacing!
It's him, the second-year problem child.
It's him, the second-year problem child.
Totally lame!
Totally lame!
I went outta my way to go to a high school where no one knows me,
I went outta my way to go to a high school where no one knows me,
but this is working out the same as middle school!
but this is working out the same as middle school!
I thought this place would be way more interesting.
I thought this place would be way more interesting.
Huh?
Huh?
That honor student?
That honor student?
Oh.
Oh.
I see.
I see.
Did...
Did...
I die?
I die?
Huh? What?
Huh? What?
I'm not dead?
I'm not dead?
This is the infirmary?
This is the infirmary?
Huh?!
Huh?!
What the?
What the?
It's not there!
It's not there!
I've turned into her!
I've turned into her!
Does that mean she's in my body?
Does that mean she's in my body?
Wait. What the heck is she thinking, going back to class in this situation?!
Wait. What the heck is she thinking, going back to class in this situation?!
What's gotten into that Yamada guy?
What's gotten into that Yamada guy?
Was he always so diligent?
Was he always so diligent?
Sensei. In this case, is it possible to substitute the answers for A and C?
Sensei. In this case, is it possible to substitute the answers for A and C?
Y-Yes, you can.
Y-Yes, you can.
In that case, this problem's "x" becomes "a,"
In that case, this problem's "x" becomes "a,"
so open bracket x squared plus...
so open bracket x squared plus...
What the hell are you doing?!
What the hell are you doing?!
Come with me a minute!
Come with me for a minute!
What the hell is going on?!
What the hell is going on?!
Why did you and I end up switching bodies?!
Why did you and I end up switching bodies?!
I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't know?
You don't know?
You're pretty calm right now, aren't ya?
You're pretty calm right now, aren't ya?
Do you get what's happened to us?
Do you get what's happened to us?
Mostly.
Mostly.
Whaddya mean "mostly"?
Whaddya mean "mostly"?
I don't know the exact reason such a thing
I don't know the exact reason such a thing
has happened to us, but...
has happened to us, but...
I do know how to get us back to normal.
I do know how to get us back to normal.
Huh?
Huh?
After all, if you think about it, it had to have originated
After all, if you think about it, it had to have originated
from us falling down the stairs together.
from us falling down the stairs together.
So it'll all work out if we just do the same thing again.
So it'll all work out if we just do the same thing again.
You'd have to be an awfully sad person not to understand that.
You'd have to be an awfully sad person not to understand that.
You've got a seriously terrible personality, you know that?!
You've got a seriously terrible personality, you know that?!
Well, whatever!
Well, whatever!
Let's head to the staircase right away, then.
Let's head to the staircase right away, then.
No way.
No way.
Huh?
Huh?
Well, then we'd have to faint again, right?
Well, then we'd have to faint again, right?
I can't afford to miss any more classes.
I can't afford to miss any more classes.
What?
What?
Th-Then you're just planning to stay this way for the rest of our lives?
Th-Then, are you planning to stay this way for the rest of our lives?
I don't want that either.
I don't want that either.
Besides, I've got this strange thing between my legs now.
Besides, I've got this strange thing between my legs now.
You looked?!
You looked?!
Wait until after school.
Wait until after school.
What?!
What?!
We're in this mess because you tripped and fell down the stairs,
We're in this mess because you tripped and fell down the stairs,
so you're just going to have to accept my terms.
so you're just going to have to accept my terms.
I-I mean, I did, but...
I-I mean, I did, but...
Something's still funny about all this!
Something's still funny about all this!
What're you suggesting I do in this body?!
What're you suggesting I do in this body?!
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Isn't this my one chance?
Isn't this my one chance?
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Sh-Shiraishi-san.
Sh-Shiraishi-san.
Wh-What's the matter?
Wh-What's the matter?
You're staggering. Are you all right?
You're staggering. Are you all right?
Sh-Sh-Shall I lend you a hand?
Sh-sh-shall I lend you a hand?
G-Gross!
G-Gross!
Crap, I guess for now I should...
Crap, I guess for now I should...
I'm completely fine!
I'm completely fine!
Sorry, excuse me!
Sorry, excuse me!
What's with Shiraishi-san today?
What's with Shiraishi-san today?
This sucks.
This sucks.
I want to go back to normal, and quick.
I want to go back to normal, and quick.
Oh, found you, Shiraishi-san!
Oh, found you, Shiraishi-san!
Gosh, what're you doing?
Gosh, what're you doing?
We were looking for you.
We were looking for you.
Um... Rin Sasaki?
Um... Sasaki Rin?