Call of the Night (2022) - S02E01 - HIDI vs Commie

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HIDI
Commie
So listen...
Hear me out, guys!
We heard already.
We've heard already.
Yeah, five times at least.
Yeah, five times at least.
No, that's not what I mean.
That's not what I meant!
I wanna know what you think about it!
I wanna hear what you guys think!
There, take that!
There! Take that!
Ack! Hey!
Whoa! Wait!
Yo...
Hey.
What?! That's cheating!
No way! You cheated!
Ha, loser!
Noob!
Hello?
Hey.
Again! One more time!
One more time!
I'll beat you to a pulp.
I'll beat the crap out of you!
C'mon, you two.
C'mon, you two.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Wait!
Wait!
Niko-san, Hatsuka-san?
Niko and Hatsuka?
A guy and girl together, playing video games, of all things?
What?!
What are you, ten?
This is what you do when you're alone?
Are you two in grade school or what?
What do you care?
What do you care?
And who said you could come in, huh?
Nobody invited you, anyway.
We want to borrow Yamori-kun for a bit.
I'm here to borrow Yamori. That okay?
Huh?!
What?
No way, are you kidding?
Of course not.
Why would I let you do that?
What the hell for?
You actually have to ask?
Oh, I have my reasons.
Did you friggin' forget why you two can afford to enjoy yourselves like this?
Who helped you two patch things up, huh?
Oh come on, Niko-chan, language.
Don't be too hard on them, Niko.
Hatsuka, didn't you go out of your way to help them, too?
Hatsuka, didn't you go out of your way to help them too?
Well, sure.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, see?
So I figure you owe me a big favor.
I figure you owe us pretty big, if you know what's good for you.
Bring him back.
Promise you'll give him back?
Will do!
Okay!
What?!
Huh?!
See you later!
See you later.
Later? Why?
Later? Why?
Come hang out with me.
Come hang out with me.
There's something I want to talk about, too.
I have something I want to discuss.
Well, I don't, okay?
Well, I don't.
Like, about Yamori-kun.
Like about Yamori.
Come on!
Let's go.
So yeah, long story short...
Let's get this started!
Here's to the first ever gathering to cheer on Yamori-kun's love life!
Welcome to the first meeting of the Yamori love helpline!
Yeah!
Yay!
So? How are things, actually?
So, how's it going?
What do you mean?
How's what going?
With Nazuna, of course!
What do you think? You and Nazuna!
How's that going?
Any action?
Nothing worth mentioning, really.
Nothing worth talking about.
C'mon, Yamori-kun, chill.
Chill, Yamori.
All of us here just wanna root for you two.
Everyone here is rooting for you guys.
I'm grateful to you too, personally.
We've got your back.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, don't be so defensive.
You don't have to be so wary.
We just want to help.
I'm sure we can help you out.
I mean, seeing as you're on the verge of becoming Nazuna's offspring.
I mean, whether Nazuna will be able to turn you or not hinges on that issue.
Everyone...
Wow, okay...
I apologize.
I'm sorry!
You're right.
I should have known.
Nah.
Nah, it's okay.
As long as you understand.
As long as you understand.
But what we really want...
That's a big fat lie.
...are the deets!
We just wanna hear...
All the juicy stuff...
...some teenage drama!
...on teenage love.
That's all!
So friggin' much!
Right. I was afraid you wanted some juicy gossip out of me to drink to.
You know, I just assumed you all wanted to get some juicy gossip out of me to drink to.
Bullseye.
He's totally onto us!
I'm not good at that kind of thing.
I mean, I hate when people do that more than anything.
Sorry, kid.
I'm sorry, Yamori-kun.
Master Hatsuka!
Hatsuka-sama!
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!
We're so sorry to keep you waiting!
It's fine.
Hey, it's fine.
What's all this?
What the heck?
You wanted to talk about Yamori, right?
You want to talk about Yamori-kun, right?
That's why you didn't follow them.
That's why you didn't go after them.
H-How...
H-How?
Wondering how I could tell?
By that you mean,
Huh?! No way!
"How could you tell?" Am I right?
I heard you promised to turn your boy toy.
What?! No, you're not.
In that case, it's obvious why you're here.
I heard.
You want my help to make Yamori fall in love with you.
That you've decided you're actually going to turn Yamori-kun.
Well...
That can only mean one thing.
You want advice on how to make him fall for you, don't you?
Well, yeah.
In that case...
In that case...
So how about it?
Well? Tell us.
Do you think you might fall in love with Nazuna?
Think you'll fall in love?
Well, I mentioned this before,
Like I said,
but I just don't get what it's like to fall in love.
I don't really know what love is.
Okay...
Okay, then fill in the blank. You'd describe your first love as...
Did you ever have like, a first crush or...
In the future?
Nope, not yet.
He's never been in love!
Not yet, huh?!
Seriously?!
For real?!
That means you'll be turned by your first love.
Does that mean your first love is gonna turn you?
That should be interesting.
Oh my, that's something.
This conversation goes great with booze.
Man, what a great way to drink booze.
No kidding.
Tell me about it.
Hey, is this a joke to you?
Don't be silly!
We're here to help!
Don't take it the wrong way!
Even if it isn't love, you think she's cute sometimes, right?
Tell us what you like about her!
Her face. I like her face.
Boo. Boring answer.
Did you tell her?
Huh?
Huh?
Are you using me for entertainment?
If you don't, she'll never know.
Don't be silly.
We just want to help. All of us!
How dare you doubt our sincerity?!
Even if it's not love, you do think she's cute sometimes, right?
Tell us, what about Nazuna-chan do you find cute?
I think her face is pretty cute!
Okay, not the answer I was hoping for.
Do you tell her that?
What?
What?
She won't know unless you actually tell her.
That's right.
Huh?
Start by saying she's cute once a day.
Obviously.
That's a little...
Start by saying she's cute at least once a day.
Wh-What? Are you blushing?
What?!
Yamori's blushing.
I dunno about that...
That's rare! Super rare!
Wait, what? Are you embarrassed?!
Finally, a normal teenage reaction!
Yamori-kun's blushing!
He's human after all. Even has human emotions!
This is rare. Like, super rare!
Uh, what's with this getup?
Aww, embrace the adolescence!
Humans can't resist a makeover!
So you actually have emotions.
Not that your usual look is bad.
Okay, so what's with this getup?
It has its time and place.
People fall for the unexpected.
Okay...
Listen, your usual fashion style isn't bad.
But for a sensitive youngster like Yamori, it's a little much.
There's definite demand for that kind of look.
You're barely dressed under that coat.
Uh-huh...
It's called freedom of movement!
But the thing is, it's too risque for a susceptible teenager like Yamori-kun.
Yes! And this is the opposite! Now you can barely move!
Once you take your coat off, you're practically in your underwear.
He's a real fashionista.
How's that okay?
But it's easy to move around in.
So this goes for the opposite— it restricts motion!
This one's way more hyper than I thought.
What do you think?
What do you think?
It's a fresh new look, wouldn't you say?
Don't you think it looks refreshing on you?
I dunno, it feels weird.
This dress feels weird.
It's all breezy under here.
It's all breezy around my legs.
You sound like a guy trying on girls' clothes.
You sound like a guy stepping out in drag for the first time.
That's you, though.
Like you?
True.
Yep.
Well then, on to our next stop.
Now then, on to our next stop.
Next stop?
Where?
Being turned by your first love, huh?
Turned by his first love...
That's so nice.
So romantic...
So nice. Sooo nice!
So romantic. So romantic!
I want a Yamori-kun of my own!
I want a Yamori of my own!
I'm not some object, jeez.
I'm not for sale.
Don't be an obnoxious drunk, Midori.
Midori is a mean drunk.
Pace yourself, all right?
Pace yourself, all right?
Midori goes after frustrated male virgins,
Yamori's totally her type.
so you're actually her type, Yamori-kun.
Her specialty is targeting frustrated virgins.
What do you mean, "frustrated"?! It's just what I am!
Gimme a break!
She's right, though. You are.
I'm baring my heart and soul here!
I'll make you pay, Ko Yamori.
Sad but true.
You'll rue the day you rejected my advances,
Just you wait, Yamori Kou.
I swear!
You'll regret rejecting me!
I'm not sure she could get any more obnoxious.
Don't start with that again.
You know, I wouldn't mind making you my offspring along with Akkun.
You know, I wouldn't mind making you my offspring along with Aki.
Ooh, I wouldn't mind him, either.
Hey, I want him too!
Oh, come on.
Hey now.
What? What's with this...
What is happening?
girly girl talk?
They're way too into this!
Uh, can I go home now?
Um, I'd like to go back now.
Nope, no way!
What?! No! I wanna hear more about you and Nazuna!
I wanna hear more about you and Nazuna-chan!
I've got a question. The last time you two stopped by, you kissed.
Oh yeah, remember that time you two kissed? Right in front of us?
Yeah.
They did?
Do you do that a lot?
Is that a regular thing?
Answer us, Yamori!
Is it, Yamori-kun?!
Uh...
Uhhh...
So, like, uh...
Anyway...
Um, b-basically...
Uh, s-so...
What should I do to make Kou...
how do you think I could get Ko-kun to...
Uh...
umm, well...
You're so cute right now that I want to french kiss you.
Nanakusa-san...
Huh?
You're adorable. I want to French kiss you.
Wanna neck?
What?
Can I?
Why?
Why?
The guy inside of me is getting turned on.
The guy inside of me is turned on.
Don't say that like you're serious. You're creeping me out.
You'd better be joking, creep.
But it's only natural, isn't it?
It ought to just happen naturally with you two.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
If he thinks you're relatively attractive and you hang out every day,
Well, you're fairly good-looking and hanging over him all the time.
isn't it odd that he doesn't ever get turned on?
How could he not get in the mood?
Wait! What?
What? Huh?
Does that mean Ko-kun doesn't find me sexually attractive?
Are you saying Kou isn't capable of seeing me as sexy?
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
No, that's not it.
But when we went to that love hotel, he totally...
He did seem kind of interested when we went to the love hotel.
Huh?
But maybe it was just the sleazy setting.
Maybe he wasn't aroused by me but by the situation itself?
Y-You went to a love hotel with him?
Uh, you two went to a love hotel?
Once. I thought it'd be fun.
Yeah, once. For laughs, mostly.
Really?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Why? What do you mean?
Why not?
I mean, was it really just for laughs?
Was it really just for fun?
Huh?
Huh?
Nanakusa-san, you're actually interested in romance more than anyone, aren't you?
You're really into this boy, aren't you?
Your love for dirty jokes is a way to mask that.
You talk tough and make dirty jokes because you don't know how to be honest about your true feelings.
Because you're not honest about your true feelings.
Th-That's not...
Y-You're wrong!
The truth is... I love dirty jokes!
I'm just really into dirty jokes!
That was a really stupid thing to confess.
Okay?!
Hurry up and get me a brewski!
You realize how stupid you sound right now?
I'm losing it!
I need more beer!
What the?
Hurry! Before I lose it completely...
Sorry. I got her drunk.
What happened?
Isn't she cute?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Uh, yeah.
I let her drink too much.
Cute, isn't she?
Oh, uh, yeah.
Tell her that when she wakes up.
Tell her that when she wakes up.
She'll like that.
She'll love it.
Would she, though?
She will?
I do think you're cute...
Y-You look cute.
always.
Always.
That girls' night the other day...

The meetup the other day...
I just up and left. Think that was okay?
I just up and left. Think that was okay?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
They're concerned about us, but get a kick out of it too.
They're just half worried, half having fun.
Actually, I think they're mostly in it for the kicks.
Actually, those guys are just 90% having fun.
Shouldn't you be more worried about yourself, "friend"?
You have your own problems to worry about, buddy.
Remember, the rule is one year.
Don't forget the one-year rule.
You have about ten months left, Ko-kun.
You've got ten months left.
In ten months, umm...
Within that time, uh, you have to...
You know, you've gotta fall in...
f-fall in... lurrve...
l-lubb with me...
Otherwise, you'll die. Um...
or else, y-you know, I mean...
You almost said the "L" word! Good job, Nazuna!
You almost said it! You did good, Nazuna-chan!
Your efforts are starting to pay off! You're overcoming your obstacles!
I see signs of progress! A determination to overcome your weakness!
I'm so proud of you!
That's so impressive! Impressive and amazing!
Yeah, okay. Point taken.
Well sure, I can't say I'm not worried.
Everybody's telling me I'm basically an emotionless robot.
Someone even said I might be devoid of romantic urges altogether.
That's harsh.
Wow, that's harsh.
But you do have serious issues. Not that I'm one to talk.
I'm not one to talk given how I never have any suitors, but you've got issues, huh?
Wait, isn't that pretty harsh?
What?
No doubt about it. It's research time.
And that's not harsh?
It appears we need to do some research.
By the way...
By the way...
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Back in elementary school,
In elementary school, I was in a group that went on a class trip to Tokyo for social studies or something.
there was this field trip or something.
All the kids in the group who weren't going there were jealous.
My group was scheduled to go to Tokyo.
I didn't get it.
The ones who weren't going to Tokyo, they were super jealous.
I mean, Tokyo's only an hour away by train.
But I really couldn't understand why.
But they acted like it was a really big deal.
It takes less than an hour to get there by train,
What?
but everyone idolizes it for some reason.
That's my experience of Tokyo.
What's this?
That's super depressing and weird! What's wrong with your brain?!
My memories about Tokyo.
What I was trying to say is I hate when people blather on and on about their "big-city dreams" or whatever.
That's bleak!
It came out of nowhere, too. What the heck?!
All I want to say is that
it pisses me off when people love the idea of Tokyo just because, for no particular reason.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ow!
Ow.
Uh, what's that for?
Huh? What?
...wrong... of ...o?
...wrong with...
Huh?
What?
What's wrong with loving the idea of Tokyo?!
What's wrong with big-city dreams?!
You do?
Wait, you want to go to Tokyo?
One day, I visited Tokyo on a whim.
I went once for the hell of it.
Maybe I hoped that something fun might be waiting there.
I thought it'd be fun, y'know?
But the glamor of Tokyo made me feel a little lonely.
All the glitz and glamour just made me feel like I didn't belong.
Hanging out on my own, I got hit on.
I got hit on by creeps.
It didn't seem fun so I turned them down.
They weren't even worth feeding on.
And I kind of realized something.
That's when I realized.
I came with no plans, and all alone to boot.
On my own, I wasn't going to have any fun.
No wonder it wasn't fun.
Of course, that doesn't just apply to Tokyo.
Though that's not exclusive to Tokyo, of course.
It's awesome, Kou!
It's incredible, you know.
All the stores are open late, and there's 24-hour karaoke.
You can shop for clothes past ten o'clock,
and karaoke's open 24/7!
Behold, our research subjects!
Behold, our research subjects!
"Research"?
Research subjects?
Looking around, it's clear that age has nothing to do with the thrill of romance.
When you observe, it makes you realize there's no age limit when it comes to romance.
But some of the relationships just don't look right, morally.
All I see are a bunch of dysfunctional relationships.
"Right"?
So what?
What does that even mean?
Normal is overrated.
Ko-kun, romance is a gamble,
Kou, romance is a gamble.
and no one in their right mind takes that chance.
You have to be a little dysfunctional to find it.
She's the one who said "romance," and now she's all embarrassed.
She's the one who said "romance," and now she's all embarrassed.
So basically, you want to observe people in romantic relationships to learn how they go about it?
You want us to study people in love and learn from them?
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
There are plenty of people in Tokyo, so we should find more than enough samples.
Tokyo's a big city, so we've got plenty of test subjects.
Speaking of which...
You sure about this?
You know guys who pick up girls?
Love isn't just skeevy guys picking up girls, you know.
That seems separate from romance, you know?
People out on the streets at night have ulterior motives.
And kinda immoral, I guess.
Hey!
Hey...
Are you saying every guy who picks up a girl wants to run off to a love hotel?
Are you saying any guy picking up a girl just wants to get in bed right away?!
That's sexist!
You're awful! That kind of prejudice stinks!
Are we really gonna debate this?
Okay, you're just trolling me now.
You think there are other motives?
You really think they aren't all like that?
Sure.
Sure.
Like people who are so lonely that they need someone to talk to.
Some of them are just lonely and want someone to talk to.
But that's got nothing to do with love!
That's not love either!
Just drop it.
You're talking like some fairy-tale romance is going to unfold in front of us!
We don't need to discuss exceptions that might or might not exist!
It's mostly guys picking up girls for quickies!
Let's just talk about the ones who want to get it on asap!
Your filthy mind makes everything about sex.
You just love lewd topics, don't you?
That's not what I'm saying!
That's not what this is!
Think about it, Kou.
Well, Ko-kun, consider this scenario.
Let's say a guy manages to pick up a girl and go to a love hotel.
Let's say a guy succeeds in getting a girl in bed right away.
They have a one-night stand.
The relationship is physical.
No feelings involved.
There are no romantic feelings involved whatsoever.
But what if they see each other again?
But then, what started as a fling turns into more time spent together,
They start dating and eventually fall in love.
and at some point, they decide they want a proper relationship.
Is that okay with you?
And that materializes.
'Cause...
Is that immoral?
that's basically us.
Ko-kun, that right there...
What?! No way!
describes our relationship to a tee.
Like I told you,
Excuse me?! Why would you say that?
for us vamps, feeding is both food and sex.
Remember what I told you?
It's two of the three major life drives.
Feeding on blood for a vampire equals both nourishment and copulation.
You can't deny we have a physical relationship.
It covers two of the three basic cravings: food and sex.
That said, I'm the one who picked you up.
There's no room for doubt that ours is a physical relationship.
I hate you.
Besides, I'm more the pickup artist and you foolishly fell for my bait.
If we're happy, what's the problem?
That makes it sound so bad.
It's nobody's business to judge.
Who cares, as long as the two in question don't mind?
Point taken.
That's not for anyone else to judge.
Nazuna is right.
That's true.
I've been surrounded by examples of love all along.
It was fascinating.
A chance meeting looked like a scene in a dramatic love story.
So many people involved in romance, like it's the most natural thing in the world.
But in reality, life isn't a soap opera.
With the right timing, it can paint a dramatic love story.
People can fall in love without a ton of drama too.
But in real life, there is no dramatic narrative.
There's nothing special about falling in love.
That's not necessary for people to fall in love.
That's what you wanted me to learn, right?
There's nothing special about romance.
Huh?
That's what you wanted me to figure out, right?!
Uh, sure...
Hmm? Um, yeah?
Totally!
Uh?
I knew it!
Yup!
It's the zoo.
Yes, I knew it!
Do you like zoos?
A zoo, huh?
Huh? No, not especially.
You like zoos?
I was just wondering what it's like in there at night.
Huh?! Well, uh, not in particular.
Wanna find out?
Just curious about what the zoo is like at night.
What?
Wanna check it out?
What?!
Actually? Is this okay?
Wait! Aren't we breaking the law?!
Isn't it illegal?!
So what?
You can't be serious.
You're a youth loitering at night.
You're a kid wandering around at night.
You're already a criminal.
None of this is okay.
Just keep it down.
Try to keep it down.
We don't wanna scare the animals.
We shouldn't frighten the animals.
They're gone.
Nothing here.
They're not here.
Or here.
I can't see a thing.
Wow, I can't see anything.
Me neither.
Right?
Here's a question for you.
Hey, about what you said earlier.
You said you don't care for the city.
About having no interest in Tokyo.
Does that mean you love your hometown?
Does that mean you like your hometown?
What does it mean to love your hometown?
What does that even mean?
I knew you'd say that, dork.
No idea then, huh?
You know, people are always choosing between staying put or heading to the big city to seek their fortune.
You know how some people prefer to stay put while others head to Tokyo?
I guess.
Uhh, I guess?
What's your choice?
Which would you choose?
Home, I guess.
Well, I guess my hometown then.
But I'm not attached to the place.
But not because I like it or anything.
There just isn't anywhere else I want to go.
I don't have anywhere particular I want to go.
That's what I used to think, anyway.
At least that's what I used to think.
Until now.
Until recently.
Until now?
"Recently"?
For the first time, I have a reason to stay.
For the first time, I actually have a good reason to stay.
It's where I met you.
Because it's where I got to meet you, Nazuna-chan.
Even if I can't become a vampire,
Even if I never get to be a vampire,
I wanna be wherever you are.
as long as I live there,
Oh.
I'll feel like you're nearby.
I feel the same.
I see.
I wanted to come here with you too.
Me too.
I've dreamed about coming here with someone.
I wanted to come with you, Ko-kun.
I'm glad that someone is you, Kou.
To Tokyo.
Yeah.
I loved the idea of coming here with someone.
Can a girl get a drink?
I'm glad that someone was you.
Can I have a drink?
Sure.
Sure.
Time to go home?
Let's go home.
Well, maybe one day...
If we came back...
Sorry, never mind.
Sorry.
I almost said...
Forget it.
we could come during the day.
Of course not. We'll never come here during the day.
But that time's not for us.
That's not our time.