Welcome to Irabu's Office - S01E01 - gg vs Official (OceanVeil OCR)

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Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Thanks for waiting!
Thanks for waiting!
This is what you've all come to see!
This is what everyone came here to see, yes?
Today's main event!
Today's main event, the Great Japan Circus's star flyer,
The Great Japan Circus' Top Flyer...
Kohei Yamashita, on stage!
Yamashita Kohei, is on the stage!
A marvelous illusion.
Can he possibly accomplish the fearsome, super elusive,
Can he complete a series of 12 consecutive spins in mid-air?
Guinness Book recognized feat of 12 midair rotations!?
What's your problem?!
Now, give a big cheer for Yamashita Kohei!
I'll kick your ass!
Speaking Japanese, goddamn you!
Japanese, do you speak it?!
1, 2, 3, 4...
One, two, three, four...
Wait... What?
Just a...
That bastard was laughing at me.
That bastard!
He fucking laughed at me!
Come on Ko, give it a rest.
Come on, Ko-chan... Keep your cool.
We paid big money to have them come here!
We paid all that money to get him here...
And we only hired Ali because he can speak Japanese!
Ali was supposed to be able to speak Japanese, damn it!
"Gewd maorneeng".
Go-od mo-rn-ing!
And that's all he can say, no?
But that's all he knows?
Well, he just started working for us...
Come on, he just arrived, right?
The audience comes to see my trapeze.
The audience comes to see my trapeze act.
It doesn't matter if I execute my part right. If he misses the catch, the whole thing's a failure.
Even if I perform the move perfectly, without the catch it's a failure!
Dammit.
Damn it all
We've got an important performance lined up in Tokyo, don't we?
The next performance in Tokyo is a challenge, right?
Tell that to them!
Tell that to them!
Don't lose your head because of a new partner.
Don't get too worked up about the newcomer.
How have you been doing lately?
How have you been feeling lately?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Are you feeling all right?
Is your body in good shape?
You said you couldn't sleep at night, didn't you?
You told me that you weren't sleeping at night, remember?
Wait, are you saying I screwed up?
What? You're saying it's my fault?
You've had a lot to deal with lately.
Things have been really busy lately...
Why don't you go see a doctor, get some pills and get a good night's sleep?
Why don't you go see a doctor, get some pills, and have a good night's sleep?
You've gotta be kidding, me.
What the hell?
What have I done wrong, exactly?
There's nothing wrong with me.
Give me a fuckin' break!
Get off my back.
Weeelcome!
Welcome!
U-Umm, this is the psychiatry ward, right?
U-Um... This is the psychiatric ward, right?
Ichiro Irabu, at your service.
Irabu Ichiro, here to service you!
Want some coffee?
Have a coffee?
Only got instant though.
It's instant, though.
Oh, thanks.
Sure...
Mayumi! Two cups of coffee.
Mayumi-chan! Two coffees!


Instant is fine.
Use the instant, he don't care.
Well then. Please take a seat.
Now-now, please, have a nice sit there.
I'm looking at the questionnaire you filled out at the reception. It says you're suffering from insomnia?
Take a look at the preliminary form you filled out at reception
Yes.
You can't sleep?
Yeah...
Well, I've been really busy at work lately, so I think it might be stress.
Lately I've been really busy at work, so I thought it might be stress.
I know what you mean. Really!
I got you!
I can't sleep when I'm stressed out either.
I like, so totally got you!
My mom always tries to throw away my precious Gundam models.
When I get stressed I can't sleep either!
My mom always goes to throw out all the Gundam models I've worked so hard to collect.
When I think about that, I can't sleep at night either!
When I think about that, I can't get to sleep even at night!
Simply put, it's a typical case.
In other words... it's typical.
The name of that disorder might seem rather cryptic.
Right...
However, it's a very common disorder which can affect anyone under stress.
That sure is a difficult sounding disease name.
For example, people who are working too hard.
But it's possible for anyone to get it,
It could affect you too.
if you try too hard at work and have too much stress.
Or rather, you, who works day in and day out, might already be affected by it.
It's a very common affliction.
It might well happen to you.
In fact, for someone like you who works hard every day,
you might already have it.
Oh, pardon my late introduction.
Oh, I almost forgot.
I'm Fukuicchi of Fuji TV.
I am Fukuicchi, from Fuji Television.
I'll be providing frequent commentary based on expert opinions from the field of mental health.
I will pop in from time to time to give my opinion
from the perspective of a mental health professional.
You'll be seeing more of me later on.
Until next time.
You're... mentally ill!
You... have a mental illness!
I-I wanna go home...
I-I wanna go home...
Let's see... Kohei Yamashita.
Hmm, Yamashita Kohei-san...
32 years old, company employee.
32 years old, company employee.
Where do you work?
In what type of business?
I'm in charge of the performers of the Great Japan Circus, as well as performing myself.
Stage manager and artist at the Great Japan Circus.
More specifically, I'm a trapeze artist.
The circus is coming?! More specifically, I'm a flying trapeze artist.
Circus?!
Y-Yes...
There's a circus in town?!
You didn't know?
Y-Yes.
Let's go, let's go! It'll be the first time in the world
Didn't you know? The world's first-
Let's go right now! Someone has attempted 12 rotations...
I wanna go! Let's go after this!
I'm sorry, but the show hasn't opened yet
Sorry, we're not performing yet.
Oh, noes!
No way! You haven't started yet?
You're not open yet?
What a letdown.
What a disappointment!
But you're practicing, right?
But you're doing practice, right?
Yes.
Yes...
All right. From tomorrow on, I'm making house visits!
Then tomorrow I'll be making a house call
U-Um, you can come look, but I can't sleep at night, so maybe you could give me something...
U-Uh... It's okay if you want to observe,
but my only problem is not sleeping at night, so if there's some medicine...
This is Fukuicchi again.
It's Fukuicchi, again.
While some of you might drink alcohol and fall asleep. That's definitely not good for your health.
There may be some of you that drink alcohol to put yourselves to sleep,
Although personally, I'm the type who dozes off once I've started to drink.
but that is very much bad for your health.
That's all I have to say.
I am also the type that once I start drinking, I don't stop...
Your company is based in Shizuoka? Smells of tea and all that jazz?
This has been Fukuicchi.
So, you're on the road then?
The company's in Shizuoka?
Smells like tea?