Welcome to Irabu's Office - S01E01 - gg vs Official (OceanVeil OCR)
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Official (via Oceanveil)
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Thanks for waiting!
Thanks for waiting!
This is what you've all come to see!
This is what everyone came here to see, yes?
Today's main event!
Today's main event, the Great Japan Circus's star flyer,
The Great Japan Circus' Top Flyer...
Yamashita Kohei, is on the stage!
Kohei Yamashita, on stage!
Can he possibly accomplish the fearsome, super elusive,
A marvelous illusion.
Guinness Book recognized feat of 12 midair rotations!?
Can he complete a series of 12 consecutive spins in mid-air?
Now, give a big cheer for Yamashita Kohei!
What's your problem?!
Speaking Japanese, goddamn you!
I'll kick your ass!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Japanese, do you speak it?!
Just a...
One, two, three, four...
That bastard!
Wait... What?
He fucking laughed at me!
That bastard was laughing at me.
Come on, Ko-chan... Keep your cool.
Come on Ko, give it a rest.
We paid all that money to get him here...
We paid big money to have them come here!
Ali was supposed to be able to speak Japanese, damn it!
And we only hired Ali because he can speak Japanese!
Go-od mo-rn-ing!
"Gewd maorneeng".
But that's all he knows?
And that's all he can say, no?
Come on, he just arrived, right?
Well, he just started working for us...
The audience comes to see my trapeze act.
The audience comes to see my trapeze.
Even if I perform the move perfectly, without the catch it's a failure!
It doesn't matter if I execute my part right. If he misses the catch, the whole thing's a failure.
Damn it all
Dammit.
The next performance in Tokyo is a challenge, right?
We've got an important performance lined up in Tokyo, don't we?
Tell that to them!
Tell that to them!
Don't lose your head because of a new partner.
Don't get too worked up about the newcomer.
How have you been doing lately?
How have you been feeling lately?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Are you feeling all right?
Is your body in good shape?
You said you couldn't sleep at night, didn't you?
You told me that you weren't sleeping at night, remember?
Wait, are you saying I screwed up?
What? You're saying it's my fault?
You've had a lot to deal with lately.
Things have been really busy lately...
Why don't you go see a doctor, get some pills and get a good night's sleep?
Why don't you go see a doctor, get some pills, and have a good night's sleep?
What the hell?
You've gotta be kidding, me.
There's nothing wrong with me.
What have I done wrong, exactly?
Get off my back.
Give me a fuckin' break!
Weeelcome!
Welcome!
U-Umm, this is the psychiatry ward, right?
U-Um... This is the psychiatric ward, right?
Ichiro Irabu, at your service.
Irabu Ichiro, here to service you!
Want some coffee?
Have a coffee?
Only got instant though.
It's instant, though.
Oh, thanks.
Sure...
Mayumi! Two cups of coffee.
Mayumi-chan! Two coffees!
Instant is fine.
Use the instant, he don't care.
Well then. Please take a seat.
Now-now, please, have a nice sit there.
I'm looking at the questionnaire you filled out at the reception. It says you're suffering from insomnia?
Take a look at the preliminary form you filled out at reception
Yes.
You can't sleep?
Well, I've been really busy at work lately, so I think it might be stress.
Yeah...
I know what you mean. Really!
Lately I've been really busy at work, so I thought it might be stress.
I can't sleep when I'm stressed out either.
I got you!
My mom always tries to throw away my precious Gundam models.
I like, so totally got you!
When I think about that, I can't sleep at night either!
When I get stressed I can't sleep either!
Simply put, it's a typical case.
My mom always goes to throw out all the Gundam models I've worked so hard to collect.
The name of that disorder might seem rather cryptic.
When I think about that, I can't get to sleep even at night!
However, it's a very common disorder which can affect anyone under stress.
In other words... it's typical.
For example, people who are working too hard.
Right...
It could affect you too.
That sure is a difficult sounding disease name.
Or rather, you, who works day in and day out, might already be affected by it.
But it's possible for anyone to get it,
Oh, pardon my late introduction.
if you try too hard at work and have too much stress.
I'm Fukuicchi of Fuji TV.
It's a very common affliction.
I'll be providing frequent commentary based on expert opinions from the field of mental health.
It might well happen to you.
You'll be seeing more of me later on.
In fact, for someone like you who works hard every day,
You're... mentally ill!
you might already have it.
Oh, I almost forgot.
I am Fukuicchi, from Fuji Television.
I will pop in from time to time to give my opinion
from the perspective of a mental health professional.
Until next time.
You... have a mental illness!
I-I wanna go home...
I-I wanna go home...
Let's see... Kohei Yamashita.
Hmm, Yamashita Kohei-san...
32 years old, company employee.
32 years old, company employee.
In what type of business?
Where do you work?
Stage manager and artist at the Great Japan Circus.
I'm in charge of the performers of the Great Japan Circus, as well as performing myself.
More specifically, I'm a trapeze artist.
The circus is coming?! More specifically, I'm a flying trapeze artist.
Circus?!
Y-Yes...
There's a circus in town?!
You didn't know?
Y-Yes.
Let's go, let's go! It'll be the first time in the world
Didn't you know? The world's first-
Let's go right now! Someone has attempted 12 rotations...
I wanna go! Let's go after this!
I'm sorry, but the show hasn't opened yet
Sorry, we're not performing yet.
Oh, noes!
No way! You haven't started yet?
You're not open yet?
What a letdown.
What a disappointment!
But you're practicing, right?
But you're doing practice, right?
Yes.
Yes...
All right. From tomorrow on, I'm making house visits!
Then tomorrow I'll be making a house call
U-Um, you can come look, but I can't sleep at night, so maybe you could give me something...
U-Uh... It's okay if you want to observe,
This is Fukuicchi again.
but my only problem is not sleeping at night, so if there's some medicine...
While some of you might drink alcohol and fall asleep. That's definitely not good for your health.
It's Fukuicchi, again.
Although personally, I'm the type who dozes off once I've started to drink.
There may be some of you that drink alcohol to put yourselves to sleep,
That's all I have to say.
but that is very much bad for your health.
Your company is based in Shizuoka? Smells of tea and all that jazz?
I am also the type that once I start drinking, I don't stop...
So, you're on the road then?
This has been Fukuicchi.
The company's in Shizuoka?
Smells like tea?
On a business trip or something?
Well, yes...
Well, yes...
That means you can't come here on a regular basis...
In other words, you can't come back here much?
All right, let's hit you with a thick one!
In that case, I guess I'll give you a big, thick one!
Mayumi, a thick one!
Mayumi-chan, the thick one!
U-Umm, Doctor...
U-Uh, Doctor...
I-It's just that I can't sleep at night, so...
I just can't get to sleep at night...
If you could give me some pills...
If you could prescribe me some pills...
Don't worry, don't worry...
Don't worry...
C'mon. Your arm.
Come on.
Flash.
Your arm.
It's g-g-going in...
It... It stuck him...
The fluid is slowly e-entering him...
The fluid... slowly... coming... coming inside...
Mayumi...
Mayumi-chan.
You're fabulously good at giving injections!
You're so good... at giving shots!
Yes!
Yes!
Owowowowowow!
Owwwwww!
Hello.
Hello.
I'm Ichiro Irabu.
I'm Irabu Ichiro.
It's gonna be so much fun...
Sounds fun.
The trapeze has to be the high point of circus.
The flying trapeze is the star of the circus, yeah
Have you been doing it since you were a kid?
Have you done it since you were a kid?
No, not exactly.
No, not really.
But ever since I was little, my body has been light.
I've just always been a lithe kid.
I'm the third generation.
I'm third generation...
My family's been into circus since my granddad,
My family has worked in the circus since my grandfather.
but it really doesn't require any special skills at all.
Being in the circus doesn't take any special abilities.
Could I do it too?
I wonder if I could do it?
Sure you could.
Yes, you could,
It's a matter of if you can walk a balance beam 50 meters above the ground or not.
The most important thing is whether
Being able to overcome your fear is the most important thing.
you can handle a balance beam 50 meters up...
I'd pick the trapeze if I could.
You have to be able to conquer your fear of heights.
After all, It's the main event.
So if you can, you can do the trapeze, huh?
U-Umm, Doctor...
Be the star...
Hi.
U-Um, Doctor...
I'm Ichiro Irabu.
Hi! I'm Irabu Ichiro.
U-Umm, what about my pills?
U-Um... About the medicine?
What pills?
Medicine? What medicine?
Doctor!
Doctor!
The performance is getting closer!
The opening date is coming soon!
I have to get back to the company...
I have to return to the office.
Company? Don't you mean circus?
Office?
T-The circus is part of the entertainment business!
You mean the circus, right?
Now that's what I call sleep...
T-The circus is a proud part of the entertainment industry!
I really got some good sleep there...
That shot really did the trick.
That shot actually worked.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
Do you have your company manual with you today?
Might you have your business's handbook with you?
Huh?
U-Um...
U-Um...
Right here.
It's right here.
I'm gonna borrow that.
Thank you.
And how 'bout your Tokyo-issued park usage permit papers?
And the permission from the municipal office for use of the park?
I have them right here.
Here.
R-Right there.
Y-Yes...
You can't just put on a performance?
So you don't just do the trapeze?
Right.
Yes.
It takes power, water and administrative regulations.
Electricity, water, dealing with the local officials...
How many employees?
How many in total?
About 50.
Around 50.
We have about 20 foreign artists with work visas.
About 20 of our performers are foreigners staying here on working visas...
Okay, I'll make copies of these.
Can you copy these?
Could you copy these?
What the heck?
What's up with him?
That shot really works!
No clue...
Our company will handle all the concession supplies during your performances,
That shot really did the trick...
plus 15% of the proceeds as protection money!
A trader from our company will be supplying the cafeteria exclusively.
We have to deal with the local entertainment businesses as well...
And the protection fee will be 15% of your revenue.
Entertainment businesses?
We're required to deal with show business people on a local level too.
They're yakuza!
Show business people? They're Yakuza!
Shh!
Hey! You listening or what?!
Hey! Are you listening?!
I-I-I'm sorry!
S-S-Sorry!
I understand.
Understood.
We agree to your terms.
I am aware of the situation.
Please take this.
Looks like this guy gets it, Bro!
Now we're talking!
R-Right...
Bro.
Well, with this, you should have no trouble during your performance.
Right, you won't have to worry about any trouble during the performance.
Leave everything to us.
We'll take care of it.
T-T-T-Th...
Th-Th-Th-Tha-Th-
Thank you very much.
Thank you for doing business with us.
Circus, it's the circus! Yay!
Circus, circus, yay!
Changing positions?
Change the positions?
Didn't we just get things settled?
What are you talking about?
Ali is missing the grab on purpose!
You just decided on them!
Ooh, a supercar!
Ali let his hands slip on purpose!
I like this guy.
It's a super-car!
Want one?
I like this little guy.
All circus kids are shy.
Should I give one to him too?
Always transferring around to different schools...
All circus kids are afraid of strangers.
Ali, you bastard!
Tour after tour, they're constantly moving.
Get down here!
Ali, you bastard, get down here!
Yamashita-san, that's no good!
Yamashita, stop it!
Shall I show you how it's done?
You were backing away from him.
What?
Want me to show you how?
Just kidding!
What...?
A joke, a joke!
Not! Just kidding.
Whoa, I'm falling!
A joke!
He's not catching you on purpose?
Doctor!
Ah, I'm falling!
Letting you fall on purpose?
Why would he do that?
Why would he do that?
I think he's hoping to become the top flyer himself.
Probably because he's aiming to be the top flyer!
Oh, really?
Oh? Really?
Those guys are making fun of us Japanese!
He thinks Japanese people are chumps!
He might be tampering with the position of the jumping platform!
Maybe he's screwing with the position of the jumping stand!
Dammit!
Damn him!
Want me to show it to you on video?
Why don't we check the video?
Do you understand now?
Understand now?
Like a goddamn newbie.
It's like I'm a complete beginner...
Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me?
Are you feeling all right?
You're backing away.
You were backing away from him.
Kohei-san, you're too far away! Don't you realize?
Kohei! You're too far away! Can you understand me?!
More forward, more forward!
Your body!
In the past, video was shown to people with multiple personality disorder
Long ago, video was used to treat split personalities. It can make a person aware of their other personality.
for them to verify the existence of their other personalities.
However, because of the shock this resulted in, it's rarely used today.
However, the shock was too great,
There's nothing as shocking as seeing another you.
so the technique is no longer used much today.
I, too, was shocked the first time I saw myself on TV.
There is little more shocking than seeing
He's with the circus.
something about yourself you're not conscious of.
Circus? Show us something.
The first time I saw myself on television, I was quite shocked.
Show us.
Circus, huh?
So-called fear of strangers.
Show us something.
I got teased every time we moved.
Come on, show us!
Even if I made a friend, I had to say goodbye right away.
Basically, you're shy.
In the end, I stopped making friends.
Being teased every time I transferred...
I've always been blaming others.
If I got close to people, I'd have to part ways soon...
But it looks like the blame's on me.
decided to try not to make friends.
The more you devote yourself to your work, the more you lose yourself.
I always blamed others, but it seems like it might have been my fault.
But is it really something you need to worry about?
The more people focus on their work, the more they lose sight of themselves
You got used to me, didn't you?
But is it really something to worry about?
You'll get used to Ali eventually too.
Aren't we...
By the way, Yamashita.
...friends now?
How's your insomnia been lately?
And don't you think you and Ali will get along eventually?
I've been sleeping like a baby thanks to that shot.
By the way, Yamashita-san...
That's odd. There's no way just a vitamin shot would make you sleep.
How is your sleeping disorder lately?
Hello there, this is Fukuicchi.
Thanks to the shots, I've been sleeping well.
It's very rare to use injections when treating a mental illness.
That's odd!
Pills are the standard method of treatment.
Those vitamin shots shouldn't be helping you sleep!
That's all I have to say.
Hello, it's Fukuicchi.
But who cares, right?
There are very few mental health diseases where shots are used.
It all worked out in the end.
Oral medication is prescribed, mainly.
Three, four...
Well...
One, two, three, four...
All's well that ends well, you know.
One, two, three, four...
1, 2, 3, 4...
One, two, three, four...
1, 2, 3, 4...
One, two, three, four...
1, 2, 3, 4...
One, two, three, four...
1, 2, 3, 4...
Weeelcome!
Welcome!