There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless... (2025) - S01E01 - YT vs Chihiro

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YT
Chihiro
I'm sorry.
My apologies,
It seems like
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
I've fallen in love with you.
Oh no.
Oh no.
This is bad.
I'm screwed.
I messed up. I totally ruined the mood.
I totally messed up my last response and ruined the mood.
What do I do? How do I fix this?
What do I do, what do I do? How can I fix this?
Yesterday's episode...
You know that show that aired yesterday?
Episode? TV? I don't really watch TV...
The romance one?
But I need to say something!
TV shows? I don't really watch live action...
This video going around is hilarious!
Yeah.
A video? I can look it up!
I saw it.
Your lunch is homemade? That's amazing.
It was great!
Wait, we changed topics?!
But I have to say something!
Lunch?
Oh yeah, there's this hilarious video going around.
Look!
A video?
Wait!
Lemme look it up now!
Did you pack your lunch yourself? That's amazing.
Huh? We switched topics?!
Oh, it's not a big deal, really.
What? Lunch now?
Mai, look at this!
Wait, this is all happening too fast.
Lunch!
Lunch!
- Umm! - What?
Umm!
- You okay? - Rena-chan?
What?
You okay?
Rena-chan?
Sorry! I, uh...
Sorry! I, uh...
I just remembered something! I gotta go!
I just remembered I have something to do!
You guys finish eating! See you later!
Finish eating without me!
I barely made it out...
See ya later!
I barely made it out of there...
I can't keep this up.
I can't keep this up.
No matter how hard I try,
No matter how hard I try,
I'll always be a socially awkward introvert.
I'll always be a socially awkward introvert.
RENAKO UP TILL NOW
Back in junior high,
In junior high,
I totally messed up the whole "having a social life" thing.
I messed up and became a loner.
While all my old classmates were dating, making great memories, and thriving...
But everyone else was dating,
Look at what I became!
living their youth, thriving... and I panicked.
Is my life doomed?
I'm in big trouble.
No way, I can't let that happen.
I decided to change.
I looked up how to become a normie,
I looked up how to become an extroverted normie,
fixed my appearance and speech,
fixed my appearance and speech,
practiced smiling,
practiced smiling,
and got into a school where no one knew me, to completely reset my life.
and got into a school where no one knew me to completely reset my life.
Even my ultra-extroverted sister approved.
Even my ultra-extroverted sister gave me the thumbs-up.
And my mom was relieved too.
My mom was relieved, too.
I was dead set on fitting in as an extroverted normie,
I was full of enthusiasm, ready to fit in as an extroverted normie,
and then I had a fateful encounter.
and then I had a fateful encounter.
Mai Ouduka.
Ouzuka Mai-san.
Her mom is a famous fashion designer,
Her mom's a famous fashion designer,
and she's a famous model herself.
and she's a pro model.
She's a high school superstar.
She's a high school superstar!
She's known as a flawless princess darling.
Her nickname is The Utterly Flawless Super Darling, or Super Darling for short.
Nice to meet you.
Um... nice to meet you.
I'm Renako Amaori.
I'm Amaori Renako.
Can we be friends?!
Um, do you think we could be friends?!
Why, of course.
Why, of course.
Thanks for talking to me.
Thank you for coming to speak with me.
Let's be friends, Renako.
Let's be friends, Renako.
And so I joined Ouduka's group,
And so I joined Ouzuka's circle of friends.
but I was an ugly duckling among swans.
But I was an ugly duckling among swans.
I hit my limit pretty fast.
I hit my limit pretty fast.
The other four are all pretty and smart,
The other four are all pretty, smart,
off-the-charts human beings with perfect social skills.
off-the-charts human beings with perfect social skills.
I'm scraping the bottom of the chart, just trying to follow conversations
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, just trying to follow their conversations
and keep smiling all day.
and keep smiling all day.
An introvert can't become a normie in just two months.
An introvert can't become a normie in just two months.
Like an overworked phone, my brain started overheating,
Like an overworked phone, my brain started overheating,
and I ran into a system failure.
and I ran into a system failure.
The breeze feels so nice.
The breeze feels so nice.
This is freedom.
This is freedom.
Renako.
Renako.
No.
Don't you dare!
Huh?
I'm falling.
I'm falling.
I won't allow it!
I won't let you do this!
- Ouduka-san?! - You'll be okay, Renako!
Ouzuka-san?!
How do you know that?!
You're safe now, Renako!
H-How do you know that?!
Because I'm lucky!
Because I'm lucky!
That's the most useless thing to be!
Luck is the most useless stat in every RPG!
I... survived...
I... survived...
Told you it helped.
See? I told you.
Easy-peasy.
N-No sweat at all.
Your voice is shaking...
Your voice is shaking.
So even you get scared sometimes...
So even Ouzuka-san gets scared sometimes...
Anyway,
At any rate,
you seemed off, so I followed you.
I'm glad I decided to follow you after you looked so off earlier.
I saved you.
At least you're safe.
Well, I wasn't actually planning to jump...
Well, I wasn't actually planning to jump...
Then why were you leaning over the railing?
Huh? Then why'd you lean over the railing?
I was just enjoying the breeze, I guess.
I was just enjoying the breeze, I guess.
Enjoying the breeze?
Enjoying the breeze?
But you leaned over...
But you went over—
Because you came running right at me!
Because you came running right at me!
It startled me, so I leaned back and lost my balance...
It surprised me, making me lean back and lose my balance...
I see.
I see.
So you nearly died because of me.
So you nearly died because of me.
- But thank you for worrying... - The biggest mistake of my life.
But thank you for worrying—
My overeagerness caused this.
This is the biggest mistake of my life.
Wait, don't be sad.
If only I wasn't so rash.
It's not like it's your fault.
Wait, you don't have to be upset.
It's no one's fault.
I don't really think it was your fault.
I shouldn't have been on the rooftop in the first place...
Actually, I wouldn't blame anyone.
Actually!
I probably shouldn't have been on the rooftop in the first place...
It's just that it's hard for me to be in a group and talk to everyone!
Um, actually!
It's hard to talk?
I'm really bad at talking in big groups!
But you always seem happy and easygoing.
You think you're bad at talking?
Talking drains my MP, okay?
But you always seem so cheerful and outgoing.
Talking totally drains my MP, okay?
Your MP?
Your MP?
I suck at small talk!
I'm terrible at small talk!
You're passing words like a basketball at the Olympics!
Unless I really focus, all your conversations feel like an Olympic-level basketball game where I never get the ball.
And when there's suddenly silence, I panic and start rambling,
And when there's suddenly silence, I panic and start rambling,
totally hijacking the conversation!
totally hijacking the conversation!
You don't get it!
You don't get it, do you? But I'm sure even you have these moments.
You know what I mean, right?
You know, lying awake at night, regretting everything you said!
Lying awake at night, regretting everything I said!
You don't get that? Seriously?
You don't get that? Seriously?
So I was exhausted and ran up to the roof.
That's why I ran up to the roof.
I just needed some time to myself.
I was exhausted and just needed some alone time.
If I don't get it, I'll die!
If I didn't, I'd quite literally die!
So I pushed you too hard.
I see. I haven't been respecting your wishes at all.
Huh?
Huh?
I thought you liked talking to me.
I thought you liked talking to me.
I had no idea I was pressuring you.
I had no idea I was pressuring you.
No, that's not it! I like talking to you.
No, that's not it!
I like talking to you.
It just takes a lot of energy for me to do it.
It just takes a lot of energy for me to do it.
It's fun, really. It is.
But believe me, it's still fun.
I'm just not a natural at it like you guys are.
I'm just not a natural at it like you guys are.
Okay. I see.
Okay. I understand.
I can't say I completely understand how you feel,
I can't say I know exactly how you feel,
but sometimes I do feel something similar.
but I've definitely had times when I've felt the same way.
I am Mai Ouduka, you know.
I am Ouzuka Mai, you know.
I was born into fortunate circumstances, and I try to honor that by working hard.
I'm lucky to have the privileges I do, and I put in just as much effort to keep up.
Or, I try to.
Or rather, I try to.
I like it when people enjoy being around me.
I like it when people enjoy being around me.
But sometimes I wonder...
But sometimes I wonder...
Does anyone actually see the real me?
Does anyone ever see the real me?
And then I feel lonely.
And then I feel lonely.
You do?
You do?
Sometimes it feels like “The Amazing Mai Ouduka”
Sometimes it feels like “The Amazing Ouzuka Mai”
is just a character I'm playing.
is just a character I'm playing for someone else.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm supposed to be all about perfection, but then I say something like that...
I'm always trying to be perfect. I don't have the right to say such nonsense...
It's fine! Honestly, it was kind of endearingly honest...
It's fine! If anything, that was kind of endearingly honest...
Her real self, huh...
Her real self, huh?
It's the first time I've seen you open up like this.
I think it's the first time I've ever heard you complain about anything.
Well, I've obviously never told anyone before.
Well, I've never told anyone before, of course.
Did I disappoint you?
Did I disappoint you?
Huh? No, not at all.
Huh?
If even someone like you has to try hard to always stay so positive,
No, not at all.
then it makes me feel like I should try my best too.
If even you have to try hard to always stay so positive,
That really encouraged me.
then it makes me feel like I should try my best, too.
But of course you'll get tired if you push yourself every single day.
I really mean that.
But of course you'd get tired if you pushed yourself every single day.
Even if you mess up, I'd never think less of you.
Even if you mess up, I'd never think less of you.
Everyone makes mistakes. It's not a big deal.
Everyone makes mistakes. It's not a big deal.
It's okay, really.
I also think it's okay, really,
You should take a break sometimes.
to take a break when you need it.
Those are the words I've always wanted someone to say to me.
I've always wanted someone to say those words to me.
Ouduka-san?
Ouzuka-san?
For some reason...
I don't know how to say this...
I feel so happy.
but I feel so happy right now.
I'm really glad I met you.
I'm really glad I met you.
Huh?! Ah, no...
Huh?!
I mean, I wanted friends too, so...
Ah, I mean...
Let's be friends, Renako.
I've always wanted friends.
Let's be real friends.
Then let's be friends, Renako.
Yeah. Let's be friends, Ouduka-san.
True friends.
Yeah. Let's be friends, Ouzuka-san.
I mean, Mai.
I mean, Mai.
Oh, right. The rooftop key.
Oh, right.
The teacher trusted me with it because I'm your friend.
The rooftop key.
The teacher let me have it because I'm part of your group.
Oh?
Oh?
Let me know anytime you need a break.
Let me know anytime you need a break.
A secret just between us.
This'll be our little secret.
Huh? Oh. Yeah.
Huh?
Rena-chan! Are you okay?
Oh. Yeah.
Rena-chan!
Are you okay?
You ran out of the classroom so fast.
You ran out of the classroom so fast.
Ah, I...
Oh, um...
Things just got a little awkward.
I was feeling a little off earlier,
- I'm sor-- - You seem better now.
so—
You said that so the others wouldn't worry, right?
Sounds like you weren't feeling too well.
Huh? Uh...
But you said you had something to do so none of us would worry, right?
- Right? - Yeah.
Huh? Um...
She's such a cool friend.
Right?
Everyone loves Mai.
Yeah.
But I'm her secret friend.
She's legitimately the coolest.
Someday, maybe I'll be her best friend.
Mai, the school's most beloved student,
was my secret friend.
And maybe, I'll even be her best friend one day.
Or so I thought.
Or so I thought.
The next day, on the rooftop...
On the rooftop the next day...
I'm sorry.
My apologies,
I seem to have fallen in love with you.
but you're the only girl for me. I think I've fallen head over heels for you.
What?
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What happened to being friends?!
What happened to being friends?!
No way. No freaking way.
No, no, no.
But why?
No freaking way.
It's not like you like someone else, is it?
Why not?
Well, no!
You're not interested in someone else, are you?
How did this happen so fast?
That's not the point!
We only started talking yesterday!
Isn't this all happening way too fast?
We only had that talk yesterday!
Exactly.
Exactly.
I've never opened up to anyone before, but you accepted me.
I've never shown my weak side to anyone before, but you accepted me for it.
I kept thinking about you after I got home,
Even after I went home, my heart wouldn't stop pounding
and my heart wouldn't stop racing.
whenever I thought of you.
It's the most incredible feeling I've ever had in my life.
That was the most shocking moment I've ever experienced in my life.
And that's when I realized...
Before I knew it, I realized—
I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you.
You're overreacting.
You have to be exaggerating.
No one would hesitate to comfort you if they saw you feeling down.
No one would hesitate to comfort you if they saw you feeling down.
But it was you.
But it was you.
You were the one who was there with me in that moment.
You were the one who was there for me in that moment.
It's not like I brainwashed you.
I don't get how you got there.
If that was enough to make you confess, you're way too easy.
If that was enough to make you confess, you're way too easy.
You're blushing. So you do feel the same!
You're blushing.
No! I like you as a friend. A friend!
I knew it! You do like me back!
You're just confused!
No!
I'm your friend. I like you as a friend, okay?
That can't be right, Renako.