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--CR? (Whatever SubsPlease is)
--Zoombie
Why?
Why?
Why is this happening?
Why is all this happening?
Dad...
Dad...
Mom...
Mom...
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
You've really hung in there...
You did well to make it here.
There's nothing to be afraid of here.
There's no need to fret anymore, okay?
Anyway, get some rest for now.
You're safe now, so just try to relax and get some rest.
Manager...
Manager...
They've come again.
They're swarming again.
I'm sorry!
Sorry,
There's a small meeting I need to attend.
but I've got a short meeting to attend.
Let's take the time to talk again later.
Let's chat again afterwards.
You can wait by yourself, can't you?
You'll be okay by yourself until then, right?
It'll be all right.
It's okay.
I'll definitely come back.
I'll definitely be back, okay?
It's a promise.
I promise.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Let's do this, boys.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hang in there.
Hang in there.
--
Take this!
Hurry, give me another one!
Another, on the double!
Okay!
Got it!
Don't do it, Akemi! Sto—
Don't do it, Akemi! You can figh—
Damn it.
Dammit.
I wanted to become number one... just like Shou...
I just wanted to be number one, like Shou.
Let's do whatever it takes to protect this place!
We have to do whatever it takes to protect this place!
Put some spirit into it!
Put some backbone into it, men!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Phew...
Phew.
It's been a while since I was last here, but...
It's been a while since I last visited,
Shinjuku is just as I expected it to be.
but Shinjuku hasn't changed one bit.
It's really packed here.
It's as packed as ever!
But, I know you wouldn't just lay down and die!
I know you wouldn't go down so easily, though!
Wait for me, Kencho!
Just hold out a bit longer, Kencho!
--OP
--OP
Now that I've quit, I can grow any kind of beard I want.
Now that I've quit, I can grow any kind of beard I want.
I wonder if there's any way I can get it to grow in any cooler...
But it's coming in patchy as hell. Isn't there some way I can make it look a bit fuller?
Nope, no way.
Nope, this ain't gonna work.
I'm shaving it.
Back to shaving it is.
What should I do today?
Now, what's on the menu for today?
Oh?
--
It's working!
My phone's working?
I've got messages!
I've got messages!
The internet must be back up!
The internet must be back up!
Come to think of it, for the past three years,
For the past three years,
I was so bogged down with work that I've had to turn down invite after invite.
I was so bogged down with work that I had to turn down invite after invite.
There are tons of people that I'd like to see after all this time!
There are tons of people I've been dying to hang out with!
Oh right.
Oh, right.
I can only use my phone now because internet traffic is down.
The only reason I can even use my phone right now is because internet traffic has finally slowed down.
Which means there aren't as many people using it.
Which means most of the people I'm trying to reach probably aren't around to use it anymore.
I sacrificed time I could have spent with friends, for what?
I spent so much time and energy working, and for what?
What good did all that overtime do me?
I should've spent it with the people I care about instead.
You should just quit already!
Seriously, just quit that dumb job already!
Kencho...
Kencho...
There's no way a guy like you would just lay down and die.
There's no way a guy like you would just roll over and die!
I knew it. It's no good.
Dammit, I really am trapped.
There's no way out!
There's no way out of this.
Nothing but water for three days.
I've had nothing but water for three days.
Worst of all...
And to top it all off...
I've been stuck in here with this monster.
I've been stuck in here with this monster.
I'm losing my goddamn mind!
I'm losing my goddamn mind!
That said...
But y'know, I got pretty lucky, all things considered.
I'm glad my drunk ass just happened to pick the bondage room.
My drunk ass just happened to be in the mood for some BDSM.
Damn it. I'm starving.
I'm so damn hungry.
And I'm so exhausted by all this.
And so tired.
Is this how this all ends for me?
Is this really how it ends for me?
In some stupid place like this?
In some stupid love hotel?
Hey, that's wild!
C'mon, that's too funny!
Why am I thinking of him now?
Why am I thinking of him at a time like this?
My sides hurt!
My freakin' stomach hurts, dude!
Oh... that's right...
Oh, right.
You always laughed at my stupid jokes, didn't you?
You always did laugh at my stupid jokes, didn't you?
Do it again!
Do it again!
Those were the days! In college…
Those were simpler times. Back in—
I want to film it!
I wanna record it!
Is that you, Akira?
Is that you, Akira?
Whoa! You picked up!
Whoa! You actually picked up!
Kencho, you're alive!
I'm so glad you've alive, Kencho!
It's been a while! Has it really been a year since we last went out for drinks?
It's been a while, man! Has it really already been a year since we last went out for drinks?
Y-Yeah...
I-I think so...
What's wrong?
What gives?
You don't sound down!
You sound super depressed, dude!
Uh, well... why do you sound so hyped?
Uh, well... I'm more confused as to why you sound so excited.
I'll tell you all about it when we meet!
It's a long story, but I'll fill you in while we're hanging out!
Where are you right now?
Where are you right now?
I'm in Shinjuku.
I'm in Shinjuku.
Okay! Shinjuku!
Got it, Shinjuku!
I'll be right over!
I'll be right over!
No, it's impossible.
Dude, are you nuts?
The place is swarming with zombies.
The place is swarming with zombies.
Just forget about me!
Just forget about me!
It'll be fine! It'll be fine!
Don't you worry about me! I'll be just fine!
Anyway, text me your address!
Just text me the address, okay?
Huh? You—
Huh? Are—
Bye!
See ya soon!
Back in college, Kencho and I
Kencho and I go way back.
went through a lot together during our four years in the rugby club.
We went through a lot together during our rugby years in college.
He was a handsome, smooth talker.
He was a handsome, smooth talker.
But despite being popular, he'd go all-out to be the life of the party.
But in spite of how popular that made him, he always found time to make his buds laugh.
He was my closest friend.
He was, without a doubt, my best friend.
He became a big-time real estate agent after college.
After college, he went on to become a big-time real-estate agent.
With his natural talent for communication, things were smooth sailing for him at his job.
With his natural talent for communication, things were smooth sailing for him at work.
Yesterday, I was entertaining some Diet members!
Yesterday, I was entertaining some politicians!
Those guys spend money on a whole other level!
Those guys spend money on a whole 'nother level!
Oh, that's right.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Check out my new girlfriend.
Check it out. This is my girlfriend.
She's a model!
She's a model!
Took a day trip to Paris last weekend.
We actually took a day trip to Paris last weekend.
Meanwhile... My soul was getting crushed in the gears of an exploitative corporation.
Meanwhile, I was constantly slaving away, trapped in the gears of an exploitative workplace,
So I didn't have the patience to listen to other people's success stories.
so I wasn't exactly in the mood for other people's success stories.
What's the deal with your company?!
What's wrong with your company, dude?
It's super exploitative!
They treat you guys like total crap!
Just walk away!
Get the hell out of dodge, man!
You should just quit already!
Seriously, just quit that dumb job already!
What the hell...
Easy for you to say, man.
I'm seriously struggling, here.
I need actual advice, not platitudes.
My serious advice is that you should quit!
And I'm giving you actual advice, brother.
Staying with a company like that is stupid.
You'd have to be a complete idiot to stay at a company like that.
You're just an idiot!
Got that, dumbass?
And you're being obnoxious with all your bragging about your personal life!
Yeah, well, at least I'm not an asshole!
You should stop doing that!
How about this? I'll quit my job if you can quit bragging about yours for ten seconds!
Bartender! Check please!
Bartender, check please!
Bartender! Check please!
Bartender, check please!
Wait for me, Kencho!
Hang in there, Kencho!
I'm on my way!
I'm comin', buddy!
So, this is the end, huh?
So, this is the end, huh?
Considering my life...
Given everything that's happened in my life,
It's a pretty great way to go out.
there are worse ways I could've gone out.
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
I couldn't keep my promise.
I couldn't keep my promise.
What happened?
What?
Am I... safe?
I'm... alive?
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
All right!
All right!
Okay!
There we go.
What's happening?
What happened?
The zombies are gone?
The zombies left?
What's going on here?
But why?
Kencho...
Kencho?
Akira...
Akira.
You really came.
You actually came.
Kencho!
Kencho!
You were right this whole time!
You were right all along!
I should have just quit a company like that!
I should've just quit when you told me to!
But instead of listening to your advice...
But instead of listening to you,
I got jealous of how successful and happy you were.
I let jealousy get the better of me and took my anger out on you!
I got annoyed and took my anger out on you!
I got frustrated that you were more successful than me!
Even though we're friends...
Even though you're my friend!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I really am! I'm sorry!
I'm really, really sorry!
You... came all this way...
Wait, you came all this way
just to tell me that?
just to tell me that?
I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry, man!
W-Well...
W-Well...
How should I say this?
How do I say this?
I should...
There's something I need to...
They're back!
They're back!
I shouldn't have shouted!
I shouldn't have shouted so loudly!
Our only chance is to go up!
Hurry, up to the roof!
Kencho! Behind you!
Kencho, the door!
It's no good! It's not gonna hold!
It's no good! I can't hold 'em!
Hang in there!
Just hang on!
That won't be enough.
That's not gonna stop them.
They'll get through soon!
They'll break through in no time!
What should we do?
What do we do?
What should we do?
What do we do?
What should we do?
What do we do?
What should we do?
What do we do?
What should we do?
What do we do?
Ugh, damn it!
Oh, goddammit!
What should we do, Akira?!
What do we do, Akira?!
Hey, Akira!
Hey, Akira!
We jump.
We jump.
--
Huh?
The next building over is close enough to leap across.
The building across from us is close enough to reach.
What? No way...
What? You can't be serious.
We can't make that distance!
We can't make that jump!
That's impossible!
I mean, there's no way, right?
Hey... Akira?
Right, Akira?
Guess we'll find out by jumping!
Only one way to find out.
--
You have to take a leap of faith!
Akira!
Akira!
A-Are you all right?!
A-Are you okay?!
How'd you like that?!
What did ya think of that?!
How'd I like it?!
What did I think?
You've got balls of steel, man!
I think you've got balls of steel, man!
Hurry up and get over here!
Well, quit being so impressed and get over here!
Kencho?
Kencho?
Akira...
Akira...
I know you came all this way to save me, but I'm sorry.
I know you came all this way to save me, but I'm sorry.
I don't think... I can jump that.
I don't think... I can take that leap.
Before the end, there's something I want to tell you, Akira.
There's something I need to tell you while I still have the chance, Akira.
The truth is...
The truth is...
I didn't enjoy my job at all.
That "awesome" job of mine? It actually sucked ass.
Day after day, I had to smile at people while lying to their faces.
Day in and day out, I had to sweet-talk people into signing bad contracts,
I tricked them into bad contracts.
laughing and smiling as I lied straight to their faces.
The praise from the higher-ups,
But for all the praise I received,
the company's acknowledgement...
accolades I achieved,
The gorgeous models I dated...
gorgeous models I dated,
Dining out with big-time politicians and famous athletes...
and famous people I wined-and-dined...
...didn't make me happy at all.
I never got one ounce of happiness.
Hey, Akira!
Don't you get it, Akira?!
I was just showing off!
I was just lying to myself!
I was just lying to myself to feel less empty inside.
All that bragging was me trying to convince myself
So, I pretended like I was having fun.
that I actually had a fulfilling life!
I was a horrible person... always bragging!
But all it did was hurt those around me! I've been a terrible friend!
I'm the one who needs to say I'm sorry!
If anyone needs to apologize, it's me!
I really am!
I've never been...
I'm sorry!
more sorry!
Well, that makes sense.
Yeah, that checks out.
That fun-loving panache of yours
Back in college, you always loved to make us laugh.
always came through to make sure we were all having fun!
That's how you really wanted to use that fun-loving persona of yours, right?
That's right!
That's right!
I wanted a job where I could sincerely entertain my clients.
What I really wanted was a job where I could truly, sincerely make people happy!
I actually...
All my life, what I've actually wanted...
wanted to be a stand-up comic!
is to be a stand-up comic!
In that case...
Then you know what to do!
Just quit already
Quit that dumb job this instant
and become one right now!
and follow your dreams already!
Take it from me!
Take it from me!
You should always listen to your friends when they give you advice!
When a friend tries to give you advice, you should listen!
If you're a stand-up comic, get ready and show me you can jump that distance!
If you wanna be a comic, take that leap of faith and let your true colors shine!
Y-Yeah!
Y-Yeah!
Hey, Akira!
Hey, Akira!
Give me a hand!
Give me a hand here!
This time, it isn't a joke!
This isn't a joke anymore!
Is this how I'm going to die?!
Is this seriously how I'm going out?
Completely buck naked?!
Completely buck-naked?!
Akira!
Akira!
Up you go!
Up you go!
What's the matter, Kencho?!
What's the matter, Kencho?
Were you bitten by a zombie?
Were you bitten by a—
I scraped...
I scraped...
my balls!
my balls!
I didn't expect you to cry out like a baby.
I didn't expect you to cry like a baby.
And buck naked too...
And buck-naked, too.
You idiot. It was highly sophisticated new material, inspired by my rebirth as an entertainer.
You simpleton. I guess that part of my new routine was a bit too sophisticated for you to understand, huh?
New? You always do naked jokes.
New? Nude jokes are, like, your whole shtick.
I'll be doing that more often from here on.
Yeah, well, you'd better get used to 'em.
Oh man, I'd really like to stand on a stage.
Oh man, I'd really like to perform on a stage.
Hey, do you have any connections from work?
You don't happen to have any connections from work, do you?
Work? What's that? I've never done it.
Work? Who's that? Never heard of her.
Who's the one who looked like he was going to die from working at an exploitative company?!
That's a bit rich, coming from the guy who slaved away in an office for years.
You looked worse than the zombies!
Seriously, you looked worse than the zombies do!
What the hell? You?! A stand-up comic?!
And what about you, huh? A stand-up comic?
What kind of comic cries?
Aren't comics supposed to laugh, not cry?
Anyway, you were seriously amazing today!
Jokes aside, you really were incredible today, man.
Guys who quit their jobs, drop everything and move on with their lives...
Guys who quit their jobs or drop out of school and move on with their lives
tend to be really successful later on.
tend to be really successful later on.
Like entrepreneurs or artists...
Like entrepreneurs or artists.
You might even be...
You might even be...
the guy who saves us all from the zombie infection.
the guy who saves us all from this zombie apocalypse.
Me?
Me?
No way. That's not gonna happen.
Nah, nah. Ain't no way that's gonna happen.
Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, you're right.
That ain't happening.
Not in a million years.
Whoa, I just thought up a new bit!
Hey, that gives me an idea for another new routine!
It probably involves you getting naked, doesn't it?
Lemme guess—the punchline is stripping?
--ED
--ED
Next time: Flight Attendant of the Dead
Next time: Flight Attendant of the Dead!