Cosmic Princess Kaguya! (2026) - Buggy vs Buggy v2
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Buggy
Buggy v2
Once, long, long ago...
Once, long, long ago...
Huh?
Huh?
Or... not long, long ago?
Or... not long, long ago?
In the far distant future, perhaps?
In the far distant future, perhaps?
No, no.
No, no.
Neither the ancient past, nor the distant future...
Neither the ancient past, nor the distant future...
In a world much like now,
In a world much like now,
just a little bit in the future...
just a little bit in the future...
Oh, crap!
Oh, crap!
On it.
On it.
Your aim's incredible, Iroha!
Your aim's incredible, Iroha!
You're a total pro!
You're a total pro!
You betcha.
You betcha.
There lived an ordinary game-playing high school girl.
There lived an ordinary game-playing high school girl.
The girl and her mother got along quite dreadfully,
The girl and her mother got along quite dreadfully,
and so she journeyed to Tokyo to live on her own.
and so she journeyed to Tokyo to live on her own.
Day after day, she toiled away at her part-time job,
Day after day, she toiled away at her part-time job,
paying her own expenses and tuition
paying her own expenses and tuition, and earning just enough to get by.
and earning just enough to get by.
At school, she was renowned for her brilliance, beauty, and talent,
At school, she was renowned for her brilliance, beauty, and talent,
a model student admired by all her peers.
a model student admired by all her peers.
Sakayori?
Sakayori?
Sir!
Sir!
"Hisashiku narinu" combines the continuative form of the verb "naru"
"Hisashiku narinu" combines the continuative form of the verb "naru"
with the perfective particle "nu."
with the perfective particle "nu."
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
That was close!
That was close!
Thank goodness no one noticed I was passed out with my eyes open!
Thank goodness no one noticed I was passed out with my eyes open!
In her spare time...
In her spare time...
she brushed up on her studies, worshipped her idol,
she brushed up on her studies, worshipped her idol,
cried herself to sleep, played video games...
cried herself to sleep, played video games...
...and worshipped her idol some more, day in and day out.
...and worshipped her idol some more, day in and day out.
This girl was known by the name of Iroha Sakayori.
This girl was known by the name of Sakayori Iroha.
Let's just call her Iroha.
Let's just call her Iroha.
I mean, if I get stuck focusing on how good I've got it, then I'll end up trapped.
I mean, if I get stuck focusing on how good I've got it, then I'll end up trapped.
Yikes!
Yikes!
Obviously, it's really great to be able to recognize other people's hardships,
Obviously, it's really great to be able to recognize other people's hardships,
but first, just take a deep breath.
but first, just take a deep breath.
When things are rough, it's okay to—
When things are rough, it's okay to—
Then, one day in the busy life of hardworking Iroha...
Then, one day in the busy life of hardworking Iroha...
Uhh... Let's see...
Uhh... Let's see...
On her way home!
On her way home!
Come say hi anytime!
The long weekend's finally here.
The long weekend's finally here.
Come say hi anytime!
I'll finally get six whole hours of sleep tonight.
I'll finally get six whole hours of sleep tonight.
Poor Iroha was at her very limit.
Poor Iroha was at her very limit.
A shooting star!
A shooting star!
May Mikado's wish come true!
May Mikado's wish come true!
A wish...
A wish...
Money.
Money.
When Iroha arrived home, to her surprise,
When Iroha arrived home, to her surprise,
there stood a telephone pole shining in the rainbow hues of a gaming PC!
there stood a telephone pole shining in the rainbow hues of a gaming PC!
Perplexed, she drew closer.
Perplexed, she drew closer.
Guess I'm hallucinating.
Guess I'm hallucinating.
A light shone out from the telephone pole.
A light shone out from the telephone pole.
It's not taking no for an answer.
It's not taking no for an answer.
And Iroha replied thusly...
And Iroha replied thusly...
Sorry! I've just got a lot going on right now.
Sorry! I've just got a lot going on right now.
Please excuse me!
Please excuse me!
Like I even give a crap anymore!
Like I even give a crap anymore!
Okay, maybe it's kinda dangerous out here.
Okay, maybe it's kinda dangerous out here.
Should I take her to the cops?
Should I take her to the cops?
How're you supposed to hold a baby?
How're you supposed to hold a baby?
Wait! Hey!
Wait! Hey!
Excuse me! You forgot this!
Excuse me! You forgot this!
Wait, now it totally looks like I kidnapped her!
Wait, now it totally looks like I kidnapped her!
No way, no way!
No way, no way!
There, there.
There, there.
What do I do?
What do I do?
That's the first time I've had anyone bang on the wall.
That's the first time I've had anyone bang on the wall.
There, there! It's okay! Don't be scared.
There, there! It's okay! Don't be scared.
She won't stop crying.
She won't stop crying.
Sing a lullaby. Do I know any lullabies?
Sing a lullaby. Do I know any lullabies?
No, I definitely don't.
No, I definitely don't.
Is there anything Yachiyo can't do?
Is there anything Yachiyo can't do?
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
But what do I do now?
But what do I do now?
I have an incident to report, I think?
I have an incident to report, I think?
You see, I found a glowing rainbow telephone pole, and a child came out of it.
You see, I found a glowing rainbow telephone pole, and a child came out of it.
A baby.
A baby.
Sorry, I'm not making much sense, am I?
Sorry, I'm not making much sense, am I?
It doesn't make much sense to me either.
It doesn't make much sense to me either.
No, it's fine! Everything's fine now!
No, it's fine! Everything's fine now!
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry to bother you!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Yes! Thank you very much!
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
So it wasn't a hallucination.
So it wasn't a hallucination.
Wait, was she always this big?
Wait, was she always this big?
She's all wet!
She's all wet!
For real?
For real?
No way!
No way!
Why are diapers so expensive?
Why are diapers so expensive?
Your total comes to 13,243 yen.
Your total comes to 13,243 yen.
Fuju~pay, please.
Fuju~pay, please.
Why is this happening to me?
Why is this happening to me?
No, I'm just not going to think about it until the weekend's over.
No, I'm just not going to think about it until the weekend's over.
You don't understand anything!
You don't understand anything!
Well, everything's moving at a faster pace these days.
Well, everything's moving at a faster pace these days.
It's heavy.
It's heavy.
Hey, I'm hungry.
Hey, I'm hungry.
Understood.
Understood.
I want milk.
I want milk.
I'll have that ready for you right away, ma'am.
I'll have that ready for you right away, ma'am.
You scared me.
You scared me.
Please leave.
Please leave.
Also, what the hell? Why'd you get so big so fast? I'm scared!
Also, what the hell? Why'd you get so big so fast? I'm scared!
Well, everything's moving at a faster pace these days.
Well, everything's moving at a faster pace these days.
No mysterious life-forms allowed in this apartment.
No mysterious life-forms allowed in this apartment.
C'mon, move!
C'mon, move!
Don't wanna!
Don't wanna!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
My head hurts! Help me!
My head hurts! Help me!
I don't have time to help out kids.
I don't have time to help out kids.
Help me?
Help me?
594 yen.
594 yen.
Five meals' worth.
Five meals' worth.
Also, it's 2:00 in the morning.
Also, it's 2:00 in the morning.
Here.
Here.
This is amazing! What is it?
This is amazing! What is it?
It's omurice, I guess.
It's omurice, I guess.
Omurice? I love it!
Omurice? I love it!
People have a lot to say about age gaps, but personally,
People have a lot to say about age gaps, but personally,
So, where'd you come from?
So, where'd you come from?
I love seeing those sorts of friendships in movies!
I love seeing those sorts of friendships in movies!
As long as you can find common ground...
As long as you can find common ground...
The moon?
The moon?
I guess?
I guess?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
So what's an alien doing here? You going to invade?
I don't really remember it all that well,
I don't really remember it all that well,
but basically, every day was super boring,
but basically, every day was super boring,
so I wanted to run away to somewhere more fun, I think!
so I wanted to run away to somewhere more fun, I think!
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Don't run away from stuff.
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
By the way, does this ring any bells for you?
By the way, does this ring any bells for you?
What's this?
What's this?
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
A princess from the moon comes out of a bamboo stalk,
A princess from the moon comes out of a bamboo stalk,
an old man picks her up and raises her,
an old man picks her up and raises her,
people fight for her hand in marriage and stuff.
people fight for her hand in marriage and stuff.
Marriage?
Marriage?
You came out of a telephone pole instead of a bamboo stalk,
You came out of a telephone pole instead of a bamboo stalk,
but are you actually Princess Kaguya?
but are you actually Princess Kaguya?
Hey.
Hey.
What were you saying again?
What were you saying again?
So are you this old man, Iroha?
So are you this old man, Iroha?
So are you this old man, Iroha?
So are you this old man, Iroha?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future? Of course I'm not!
Are you seeing me 80 years in the future?
Of course I'm not!
Also, how do you know my name?
Also, how do you know my name?
Anyway, this isn't how Princess Kaguya acts at all!
Anyway, this isn't how Princess Kaguya acts at all!
I mean...
I mean...
So, what happens in the story?
So, what happens in the story?
Her people come to take her home.
Her people come to take her home.
The humans fight to keep her, but they lose.
The humans fight to keep her, but they lose.
The princess is dressed in her feather robe, she forgets all about Earth, and she goes home.
The princess is dressed in her feather robe, she forgets all about Earth, and she goes home.
Where's the rest?
Where's the rest?
That's it. Happily ever after.
That's it. Happily ever after.
What? She goes back to the moon, that's it?
What? She goes back to the moon, that's it?
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
What the hell? That's totally the bad ending!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
There's no way Princess Kaguya's happy like that!
And the way they're making it sound neat and tidy ticks me off even more!
And the way they're making it sound neat and tidy ticks me off even more!
That's how the story goes.
That's how the story goes.
I don't want the bad ending!
I don't want the bad ending!
Gimme a happy ending!
Gimme a happy ending!
There's nothing you can do about it. Screaming and singing won't help.
There's nothing you can do about it. Screaming and singing won't help.
You can't change the way things are.
You can't change the way things are.
You've just got to live with it.
You've just got to live with it.
That's all.
That's all.
Another mouth ulcer!
Another mouth ulcer!
My long weekend went down the drain in no time.
My long weekend went down the drain in no time.
All right! I've decided!
All right! I've decided!
I'll make my own happy ending!
I'll make my own happy ending!
And I'll bring you along with me until we find it!
And I'll bring you along with me until we find it!
Together!
Together!
I don't need a happy ending.
I don't need a happy ending.
A normal ending will be just fine, thank you.
A normal ending will be just fine, thank you.
C'mon, no way! You don't really mean that!
C'mon, no way! You don't really mean that!
Let go! You're creeping me out!
Let go! You're creeping me out!
You're so mean!
You're so mean!
Look, just let me sleep!
Look, just let me sleep!
Did she leave?
Did she leave?
No, maybe the whole thing was just a stress dream.
No, maybe the whole thing was just a stress dream.
Yes!
Yes!
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
Hey, Iroha! Who's this woman you're always watching on here?
Hey, Iroha! Who's this woman you're always watching on here?
Are you in love with her?
Are you in love with her?
Yachiyo Runami. She's an AI live streamer.
Runami Yachiyo. She's an AI live streamer.
I'm her fan.
I'm her fan.
AI?
AI?
So she's a robot?
So she's a robot?
She can make copies of herself.
She can make copies of herself.
She sings and dances. Says she's 8,000 years old.
She sings and dances. Says she's 8,000 years old.
That's wild!
That's wild!
All right. See you later.
All right. See you later.
Wait, no!
Wait, no!
You got bigger again!
You got bigger again!
Stay with me!
Stay with me!
Not happening. I can't skip school. Don't leave the house.
Not happening. I can't skip school. Don't leave the house.
Food's over there. I made pancakes.
Food's over there. I made pancakes.
These taste like crap.
These taste like crap.
C'mon, don't go!
C'mon, don't go!
Is school really that important?
Is school really that important?
More important than life itself.
More important than life itself.
I'm the one who got myself involved with you,
I'm the one who got myself involved with you,
but I'm going to put everything back to normal.
but I'm going to put everything back to normal.
Hurry up and remember the way back to the moon.
Hurry up and remember the way back to the moon.
The sleep demons got me real bad.
The sleep demons got me real bad.
Again?
Again?
Now, who'd like to play the piece for us?
Now, who'd like to play the piece for us?
Perfectly done!
Perfectly done!
I feel so at peace!
I feel so at peace!
I just hope she's behaving herself at home.
I just hope she's behaving herself at home.
If you keep up this pace, it's absolutely in reach for you.
If you keep up this pace, it's absolutely in reach for you.
Thank you, sir. I intend to.
Thank you, sir. I intend to.
Your parents must be really proud of you.
Your parents must be really proud of you.
I hope so!
I hope so!
You've still got time before the deadline.
You've still got time before the deadline.
Relax and think things through.
Relax and think things through.
It's so hot.
It's so hot.
I want one of these!
I want one of these!
Hey, Iroha, where are you applying for college?
Hey, Iroha, where are you applying for college?
You'll go for a music program, right?
You'll go for a music program, right?
Or e-sports, maybe?
Or e-sports, maybe?
I'm not that good at that stuff.
I'm not that good at that stuff.
My mom's probably not gonna take me seriously unless I go to Tokyo U.
My mom's probably not gonna take me seriously unless I go to Tokyo U.
That's your baseline? Your mom's a nightmare.
That's your baseline? Your mom's a nightmare.
My parents are spoiling me rotten compared to you.
My parents are spoiling me rotten compared to you.
I mean, she gave birth to me safe and healthy. I've got no business complaining.
I mean, she gave birth to me safe and healthy. I've got no business complaining.
Thank you for the gift of life.
Thank you for the gift of life.
Says the superhuman prodigy paying all her bills on her own.
Says the superhuman prodigy paying all her bills on her own.
You're pushing yourself too hard, though.
You're pushing yourself too hard, though.
You've gotta rest and relax more!
You've gotta rest and relax more!
Facts-And-Logic Punch!
Facts-And-Logic Punch!
Fine, I'll get some rest.
Fine, I'll get some rest.
What a cutie!
What a cutie!
Is she tailing someone?
Is she tailing someone?
Is she doing okay?
Is she doing okay?
It's over here, right?
It's over here, right?
Right up there.
Right up there.
C'mon, Iroha!
C'mon, Iroha!
What're we doing?
What're we doing?
Checking out the new café.
Checking out the new café.
You promised you'd go with us, right?
You promised you'd go with us, right?
Can I take a rain check?
Can I take a rain check?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Please, I beg of you!
Please, I beg of you!
In honor of Iroha's notes saving us from flunking.
In honor of Iroha's notes saving us from flunking.
We offer a token of our gratitude.
We offer a token of our gratitude.
Please, enjoy!
Please, enjoy!
Thanks.
Thanks.
I'll go ahead and—
I'll go ahead and—
Yummy!
Yummy!
'Sup, Iroha!
'Sup, Iroha!
She's cute! Is she a friend of yours?
She's cute! Is she a friend of yours?
She's wearing Iroha's clothes.
She's wearing Iroha's clothes.
You like pancakes? Try these too.
You like pancakes? Try these too.
These are pancakes?
These are pancakes?
They're nothing like Iroha's!
They're nothing like Iroha's!
She's less of a friend and more...
She's less of a friend and more...
I'm from tsuki, the moon!
I'm from tsuki, the moon!
She means Tsukiji.
She means Tsukiji.
She's my cousin!
She's my cousin!
Recommend me some good sushi places.
Recommend me some good sushi places.
What's your name?
What's your name?
It's...
It's...
Kaguya.
Kaguya.
Kaguya! That's such a cute name.
Kaguya! That's such a cute name.
Right? Kaguya?
Right? Kaguya?
Kaguya?
Kaguya?
Kaguya!
Kaguya!
I'm Kaguya, huh?
I'm Kaguya, huh?
Sorry, we should go. Thanks for the food!
Sorry, we should go. Thanks for the food!
I'll hang out more another time!
I'll hang out more another time!
Man, it was so nice and cool inside that building!
Man, it was so nice and cool inside that building!
Can we get that for your house, too?
Can we get that for your house, too?
Are you insane? What if they'd found you out?
Are you insane? What if they'd found you out?
Why'd you leave the house?
Why'd you leave the house?
It was so boring in there.
It was so boring in there.
If you keep living life like that, it'll come back to bite you.
If you keep living life like that, it'll come back to bite you.
Sometimes you just need to put up with things.
Sometimes you just need to put up with things.
Hey, how do I use these?
Hey, how do I use these?
Are those my smart contacts?
Are those my smart contacts?
You brought them over?
You brought them over?
I bought them on your laptop!
I bought them on your laptop!
I worked myself to the bone to save that up.
I worked myself to the bone to save that up.
I worked myself to the bone to save that up!
I worked myself to the bone to save that up!
If I change the data in that "bank" thingy, I think I can make the number go up!
If I change the data in that "bank" thingy, I think I can make the number go up!
Wanna try?
Wanna try?
Of course I don't! No way! Absolutely not! Don't you dare!
Of course I don't! No way! Absolutely not! Don't you dare!
It's all ready!
It's all ready!
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
First off, we have a fresh corn potage!
First off, we have a fresh corn potage!
First off, we have a fresh corn potage!
First off, we have a fresh corn potage!
Next is a crispy salad with burdock and asparagus!
Next is a crispy salad with burdock and asparagus!
And for the main dish, a hamburg steak in tomato sauce with sautéed zucchini.
And for the main dish, a hamburg steak in tomato sauce with sautéed zucchini.
Perfectly plated!
Perfectly plated!
Did this all come out of my wallet, too?
Did this all come out of my wallet, too?
Sure did!
Sure did!
Whatcha think?
Whatcha think?
Here.
Here.
I've got no money.
I've got no money.
I'm living in poverty.
I'm living in poverty.
It's taking me everything just to save up for tuition.
It's taking me everything just to save up for tuition.
What the hell? Why's it so delicious?
What the hell? Why's it so delicious?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
This is the tastiest meal I've had in ages.
This is the tastiest meal I've had in ages.
My body's filling up with joy.
My body's filling up with joy.
You Dracula.
You Dracula.
I'm not Dracula!
I'm not Dracula!
I'm Kaguya!
I'm Kaguya!
I hate you.
I hate you.
Damn it. It's hatelicious.
Damn it. It's hatelicious.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
I really can't keep you here forever.
I really can't keep you here forever.
It already took forever to convince my mom to let me live alone.
It already took forever to convince my mom to let me live alone.
I can't deal with any more...
I can't deal with any more...
I did it!
I did it!
Wait, you didn't do a cybercrime, did you?
Wait, you didn't do a cybercrime, did you?
I bought a mobile gaming kit!
I bought a mobile gaming kit!
Now I can take InuDOGE with me everywhere!
Now I can take InuDOGE with me everywhere!
Hey, what should I cook tomorrow?
Hey, what should I cook tomorrow?
Anything you want to eat?
Anything you want to eat?
You're seriously planning to stay here forever.
You're seriously planning to stay here forever.
I mean, where else am I supposed to go?
I mean, where else am I supposed to go?
If they catch me, poor Kaguya might get dissected.
If they catch me, poor Kaguya might get dissected.
Only until they come to get you, okay?
Only until they come to get you, okay?
I can really stay?
I can really stay?
No attracting attention.
No attracting attention.
No leaving without permission.
No leaving without permission.
No getting in my way.
No getting in my way.
As long as you follow those rules, you can stay.
As long as you follow those rules, you can stay.
So I can't go anywhere. I can't do anything fun.
So I can't go anywhere. I can't do anything fun.
I'm just stuck like this forever?
I'm just stuck like this forever?
You're finding your own happy ending, right?
You're finding your own happy ending, right?
Don't make it my problem.
Don't make it my problem.
Or should I take it all back?
Or should I take it all back?
C'mon, can't we find a happy ending together?
C'mon, can't we find a happy ending together?
Pretty please?
Pretty please?
Hey!
Hey!
No ignoring me!
No ignoring me!
Honestly...
Honestly...
I was supposed to be studying until now!
I was supposed to be studying until now!
What? Where are you going?
What? Where are you going?
Are you leaving me alone again?
Are you leaving me alone again?
All by myself in this ugly, boring apartment?
All by myself in this ugly, boring apartment?
Seriously, you're only staying until they come pick you up. Got it?
Seriously, you're only staying until they come pick you up. Got it?
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
And I'm setting a flat rate for meals!
And I'm setting a flat rate for meals!
Even more rules?
Even more rules?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Ready, set...
Ready, set...
Huh? Iroha?
Huh? Iroha?
It's Yachiyo!
It's Yachiyo!
You're Yachiyo, right?
You're Yachiyo, right?
The sun sinks low in the sky, and nighttime falls.
The sun sinks low in the sky, and nighttime falls.
Welcome to the virtual world of Tsukuyomi!
Welcome to the virtual world of Tsukuyomi!
I'm the administrator, Yachiyo Runami!
I'm the administrator, Runami Yachiyo!
And this little fluff ball is FUSHI!
And this little fluff ball is Fushi!
Yachiyo created Tsukuyomi and me!
Yachiyo created Tsukuyomi and me!
Now, before you set out,
Now, before you set out,
let's get you changed into something more fun!
let's get you changed into something more fun!
Let's see... Okay! I'll take this hair and these clothes!
Let's see... Okay! I'll take this hair and these clothes!
Now you're all ready to go.
Now you're all ready to go.
Enjoy your travels!
Enjoy your travels!
You went blonde.
You went blonde.
Princess Kaguya's all glammed up!
Princess Kaguya's all glammed up!
Is that you, Iroha?
Is that you, Iroha?
Hey, what's that thing?
Hey, what's that thing?
It's InuDOGE! So I can bring him with me!
It's InuDOGE! So I can bring him with me!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wow!
Wow!
Congratulations on your first login!
Congratulations on your first login!
Here in Tsukuyomi, everyone's a performer.
Here in Tsukuyomi, everyone's a performer.
If you do things that capture people's hearts, you'll get a payout of Fuju~!
If you do things that capture people's hearts, you'll get a payout of Fuju~!
Enjoy your first login bonus!
Enjoy your first login bonus!
Now let's use your Fuju~ to support your favorite creators!
Now let's use your Fuju~ to support your favorite creators!
This is so cool!
This is so cool!
There are so many exciting things, I don't know where to start!
There are so many exciting things, I don't know where to start!
This is so much fun!
This is so much fun!
Even a broke girl like me can have all the fun she wants in here.
Even a broke girl like me can have all the fun she wants in here.
It doesn't taste like anything.
It doesn't taste like anything.
They can't do tastes or smells at all yet.
They can't do tastes or smells at all yet.
Don't they sell the real thing anywhere?
Don't they sell the real thing anywhere?
You can get stuff shipped to your house,
You can get stuff shipped to your house,
but it's got a real price tag to go with it.
but it's got a real price tag to go with it.
I don't have any special skills,
I don't have any special skills,
so earning a bit of spare change playing games is the most I can do.
so earning a bit of spare change playing games is the most I can do.
It's time. Let's go.
It's time. Let's go.
What's she gonna do tonight?
What's she gonna do tonight?
I can't wait to see. I'm so lucky I snagged a ticket!
I can't wait to see. I'm so lucky I snagged a ticket!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night!
Hey, Iroha. I talked to Yachiyo earlier.
Hey, Iroha. I talked to Yachiyo earlier.
That was just the tutorial version.
That was just the tutorial version.
The real one is about to show up.
The real one is about to show up.
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
It's finally time, people!
It's finally time, people!
A night in Tsukuyomi doesn't start until she shows up!
A night in Tsukuyomi doesn't start until she shows up!
It's time for tonight's Yachiyo Mini-Concert!
It's time for tonight's Yachiyo Mini-Concert!
As always, we'll be streaming live, broadcasting all across Tsukuyomi!
As always, we'll be streaming live, broadcasting all across Tsukuyomi!
Ten! Nine!
Ten! Nine!
Eight! Seven!
Eight! Seven!
Six! Five! Four!
Six! Five! Four!
Three! Two! One!
Three! Two! One!
Thanks for waiting!
Thanks for waiting!
Yaoyoro!
Yaoyoro!
All my gods and goddesses, are you having a good time tonight?
All my gods and goddesses, are you having a good time tonight?
All right!
All right!
It's time I gave you all your nightly rite of welcome!
It's time I gave you all your nightly rite of welcome!
Yachiyo...
Yachiyo...
Yachiyo!
Yachiyo!
Thank you! Thank you, all! Thank you à la mode!
Thank you! Thank you, all! Thank you à la mode!
I'm so blessed to have you here!
I'm so blessed to have you here!
I have an announcement to make!
I have an announcement to make!
I'll be starting a new event: the Yachiyo Cup!
I'll be starting a new event: the Yachiyo Cup!
Every streamer in Tsukuyomi is eligible to compete.
Every streamer in Tsukuyomi is eligible to compete.
Whoever gets the most new fans over the next month will be the champion!
Whoever gets the most new fans over the next month will be the champion!
And the winner will receive a fabulous prize: A collab concert with Yachiyo!
And the winner will receive a fabulous prize: A collab concert with Yachiyo!
You'll be able to stage your own collaboration and take the world by storm!
You'll be able to stage your own collaboration and take the world by storm!
No way! A collaboration?
No way! A collaboration?
Is that exciting?
Is that exciting?
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
She's done collab streams before,
She's done collab streams before,
but she's only ever held concerts on her own!
but she's only ever held concerts on her own!
Who's gonna get to sing with her?
Who's gonna get to sing with her?
Then let's go for it together, Iroha!
Then let's go for it together, Iroha!
There's no way she'd perform with nobodies like us.
There's no way she'd perform with nobodies like us.
The winners are always decided in advance for stuff like this!
The winners are always decided in advance for stuff like this!
Yachiyo!
Yachiyo!
Hey there, my little bunnies!
Hey there, my little bunnies!
Your Mikado has arrived!
Your Mikado has arrived!
Me too! I wanna do the fighty thing too!
Me too! I wanna do the fighty thing too!
All right. Time for another festival.
All right. Time for another festival.
We'll be a shoo-in with my style! Right?
We'll be a shoo-in with my style! Right?
You want us to win, don't you?
You want us to win, don't you?
We'll show you all a dream of boundless desire!
We'll show you all a dream of boundless desire!
It's all shiny!
It's all shiny!
You heard 'em. We'll be taking the cup.
You heard 'em. We'll be taking the cup.
Looking forward to our show, Yachiyo.
Looking forward to our show, Yachiyo.
If such be the course of fate, then of course, I shall obey it.
If such be the course of fate, then of course, I shall obey it.
I'll give you a concert beyond your wildest dreams, so join in, everyone!
I'll give you a concert beyond your wildest dreams, so join in, everyone!
Let's all be happy ever after together!
Let's all be happy ever after together!
Happy ever after...
Happy ever after...
Yachiyo!
Yachiyo!
I'm gonna win the Yachiyo Cup!
I'm gonna win the Yachiyo Cup!
And we're gonna have that concert together! Iroha's—
And we're gonna have that concert together! Iroha's—
What an adorable young thing.
What an adorable young thing.
Why do you always do this stuff?
Why do you always do this stuff?
Well, everyone! It's time for this concert to come to a close!
Well, everyone! It's time for this concert to come to a close!
I'm excited to chat with all of you.
I'm excited to chat with all of you.
Fare thee bye-bye!
Fare thee bye-bye!
This is gonna be a fun one.
This is gonna be a fun one.
Be good for me, my little bunnies!
Be good for me, my little bunnies!
Did you already forget your promise?
Did you already forget your promise?
C'mon, Iroha, let's do it together!
C'mon, Iroha, let's do it together!
No. We're not—
No. We're not—
No way! Buzz off, you little brat!
No way! Buzz off, you little brat!
Play nice!
Play nice!
Yachiyo?
Yachiyo?
Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?
Only streamers can compete for the Yachiyo Cup!
Only streamers can compete for the Yachiyo Cup!
Oh, right!
Oh, right!
Then I'll become a streamer!
Then I'll become a streamer!
Time to get set up.
Time to get set up.
Goodbye for now.
Goodbye for now.
Hold on!
Hold on!
You forgot this.
You forgot this.
I...
I...
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Thanks for always coming to see me...
Thanks for always coming to see me...
Iroha.
Iroha.
"How To Become Streamer."
"How To Become a Streamer."
Why are you blonde?
Why are you blonde?
Should I not be?
Should I not be?
Okay, then.
Okay, then.
This one's totally the best, though!
This one's totally the best, though!
The denizens of the cosmos are beyond comprehension.
The denizens of the cosmos are beyond comprehension.
Well, whatever, I guess.
Well, whatever, I guess.
What do streamers do anyway?
What do streamers do anyway?
Maybe I'll try that fighty thing they were doing.
Maybe I'll try that fighty thing they were doing.
Hey, Iroha, teach me!
Hey, Iroha, teach me!
How do I do the fighty thing?
How do I do the fighty thing?
Work, Study, Work, Food
Work, Study, Work, Food
All right.
All right.
Wha... What's this thing?
Wha... What's this thing?
Work, Study, Work, Food
Work, Study, Work, Food
My schedule for summer break. Why?
My schedule for summer break. Why?
You can't do this.
You can't do this.
Please, play with me.
Please, play with me.
I can't afford to waste a single day, so no disturbing me.
I can't afford to waste a single day, so no disturbing me.
No way! You can't!
No way! You can't!
Ow! Ow...
Ow! Ow...
I'll throw you out.
I'll throw you out.
So? What's all that stuff?
So? What's all that stuff?
It's for streaming!
It's for streaming!
Don't worry, it's all from the 100-yen store!
Don't worry, it's all from the 100-yen store!
Check it out!
Check it out!
I did my first stream! What do you think?
I did my first stream! What do you think?
'Sup, everyone! I'm here from the moon! I'm Kaguya!
'Sup, everyone! I'm here from the moon! I'm Kaguya!
I can't think of anything to do today, so that's it for now!
I can't think of anything to do today, so that's it for now!
See you around!
See you around!
Is it off now?
Is it off now?
Hey, no.
Hey, no.
And what's with those creepy dissonant chords?
And what's with those creepy dissonant chords?
That's my jingle.
That's my jingle.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Wait. How'd you even make that?
Wait. How'd you even make that?
That's my keyboard.
That's my keyboard.
Don't just take stuff out without asking!
Don't just take stuff out without asking!
Do you know how to play it, Iroha?
Do you know how to play it, Iroha?
I couldn't figure it out at all!
I couldn't figure it out at all!
Won't you play me a tune, maestro?
Won't you play me a tune, maestro?
So, first off, there are these things called chords.
So, first off, there are these things called chords.
And...
And...
Iroha, music's about being free and having fun.
Iroha, music's about being free and having fun.
I keep telling you, if you're gonna play, then play to win.
I keep telling you, if you're gonna play, then play to win.
Then I... I'm not gonna...
Then I... I'm not gonna...
Like this?
Like this?
You're incredible! That's so awesome!
You're incredible! That's so awesome!
Well, I can play a lot of things halfway decent.
Well, I can play a lot of things halfway decent.
Do it again!
Do it again!
Make it endless!
Make it endless!
That's it!
That's it!
If I sing your songs, we'll go viral for sure!
If I sing your songs, we'll go viral for sure!
C'mon! Iroha, write songs for me!
C'mon! Iroha, write songs for me!
No, hang on! Can't you just do covers?
No, hang on! Can't you just do covers?
No way!
No way!
Original's way better!
Original's way better!
This is all old stuff.
This is all old stuff.
I didn't really want to dig it up.
I didn't really want to dig it up.
I definitely don't have time to write anything new, though.
I definitely don't have time to write anything new, though.
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
You wrote this, Iroha? It's awesome!
You wrote this, Iroha? It's awesome!
Whatever.
Whatever.
Just try singing something to it.
Just try singing something to it.
Iroha! Be my producer!
Iroha! Be my producer!
Let's win the Yachiyo Cup together!
Let's win the Yachiyo Cup together!
This run-down apartment is where our legend begins!
This run-down apartment is where our legend begins!
Don't call it run-down.
Don't call it run-down.
I don't have time for this.
I don't have time for this.
But it's gonna be so much fun!
But it's gonna be so much fun!
I said you could stay if you don't get in my way, didn't I?
I said you could stay if you don't get in my way, didn't I?
Please, Iroha?
Please, Iroha?
That won't work on me!
That won't work on me!
I don't want things to end like this.
I don't want things to end like this.
I want to find that happy ending!
I want to find that happy ending!
You're not fair, you know that?
You're not fair, you know that?
None of that stuff matters at all!
None of that stuff matters at all!
None of that stuff matters at all!
None of that stuff matters at all!
Just get it all wrapped up and forget it!
Just get it all wrapped up and forget it!
Just get it all wrapped up and forget it!
Just get it all wrapped up and forget it!
That's totally the bad ending! Damn it! How dare they!
That's totally the bad ending! Damn it! How dare they!
That's totally the bad ending! Damn it! How dare they!
That's totally the bad ending! Damn it! How dare they!
How's an alien fitting in so well?
How's an alien fitting in so well?
Besides, Princess Kaguya isn't supposed to be this flashy...
Besides, Princess Kaguya isn't supposed to be this flashy...
What do you want for dinner?
What do you want for dinner?
Why is any of this happening to me?
Why is any of this happening to me?
She's totally nuts.
She's totally nuts.
That song stream the other day was super awesome.
That song stream the other day was super awesome.
I know, right?
I know, right?
You're great at gaming and at singing.
You're great at gaming and at singing.
That's 'cause I'm a prodigy princess of song!
That's 'cause I'm a prodigy princess of song!
That original song was great too.
That original song was great too.
For real.
For real.
Hear that?
Hear that?
Isn't that great?
Isn't that great?
Did you write that, Iroha?
Did you write that, Iroha?
She's cute, she's talented. Iroha's got it all!
She's cute, she's talented. Iroha's got it all!
That's just one I wrote ages ago.
That's just one I wrote ages ago.
Kaguya, don't give them weird ideas.
Kaguya, don't give them weird ideas.
But it's still not good enough!
But it's still not good enough!
What else do I have to do?
What else do I have to do?
Yeah, you've tried all sorts of stuff already.
Yeah, you've tried all sorts of stuff already.
Guess it's time for Iroha to take off that costume and show off her appeal.
Guess it's time for Iroha to take off that costume and show off her appeal.
No, stop! I didn't mean it!
No, stop! I didn't mean it!
We need more songs!
We need more songs!
All those otaku loved the last one!
All those otaku loved the last one!
Don't call them otaku.
Don't call them otaku.
Iroha, write me a new song.
Iroha, write me a new song.
And play backup for me.
And play backup for me.
I can't take any more time away from studying and work.
I can't take any more time away from studying and work.
But you're at the beach now!
But you're at the beach now!
True elites work hard and play hard.
True elites work hard and play hard.
Fun is more important than sleep.
Fun is more important than sleep.
You're a total freak.
You're a total freak.
At this rate, we're not gonna win.
At this rate, we're not gonna win.
Please, won't you help me?
Please, won't you help me?
I want you to play for me, Iroha.
I want you to play for me, Iroha.
Well... if I have time.
Well... if I have time.
Yes!
Yes!
We're gonna keep the streams rolling!
We're gonna keep the streams rolling!
Why can't I say no to her?
Why can't I say no to her?
Why?
Why?
Easyha!
Easyha!
She's totally Easyha!
She's totally Easyha!
What? Crabs?
What? Crabs?
They were under the rocks!
They were under the rocks!
I'm gonna assemble a crab army.
I'm gonna assemble a crab army.
Iroha's gotten more cheerful lately.
Iroha's gotten more cheerful lately.
She always felt like she might vanish any second.
She always felt like she might vanish any second.
What kind of spell did you cast on her?
What kind of spell did you cast on her?
It's finally time for a gaming stream!
It's finally time for a gaming stream!
Roka! Mami!
Roka! Mami!
Teach me!
Teach me!
The number-one game these days is KASSEN for sure.
The number-one game these days is KASSEN for sure.
It's all about capturing bases.
It's all about capturing bases.
You fight your way to one of the fortresses...
You fight your way to one of the fortresses...
Defeat the demon there to take it over, and a tower shows up at the enemy base.
Defeat the demon there to take it over, and a tower shows up at the enemy base.
You go after that and knock it...
You go after that and knock it...
Into their castle!
Into their castle!
You're great at this, Kaguya.
You're great at this, Kaguya.
So if you want to make a thickened clam broth, peel and wash them fresh...
So if you want to make a thickened clam broth, peel and wash them fresh...
Marry me, Kaguya!
Marry me, Kaguya!
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Marry me.
Let's get married!
Let's get married!
Listen, everyone...
Listen, everyone...
You've never even met me.
You've never even met me.
I'm super selfish, and I'm always throwing tantrums!
I'm super selfish, and I'm always throwing tantrums!
I'm a huge pain to deal with.
I'm a huge pain to deal with.
So she does know.
So she does know.
I'm just a cute little scamp.
I'm just a cute little scamp.
I'll spoil you! Step on me!
I'll spoil you! Step on me!
All right!
All right!
If you can beat IroP, I'll marry you!
If you can beat IroP, I'll marry you!
I call it the Battle For Kaguya KASSEN Champi—
I call it the Battle For Kaguya KASSEN Champi—
Huh!
Huh!
What the hell are you saying? Take it back!
What the hell are you saying? Take it back!
Sorry, I just got too excited.
Sorry, I just got too excited.
You'll protect me, won't you, IroP?
You'll protect me, won't you, IroP?
She dodges! She jumps! There it is!
She dodges! She jumps! There it is!
With that skin's hitbox?
With that skin's hitbox?
Oh, damn! There she goes!
Oh, damn! There she goes!
Yes!
Yes!
Listen, you're basically getting money for nothing!
Listen, you're basically getting money for nothing!
It could all blow up anytime!
It could all blow up anytime!
But it's all legal, innit?
But it's all legal, innit?
At least clean up a little.
At least clean up a little.
I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
Hey, are you sure you want me along?
Hey, are you sure you want me along?
Come with me! I-ro-ha!
Come with me! I-ro-ha!
What's that?
What's that?
It's our special handshake.
It's our special handshake.
Just for you and me.
Just for you and me.
Did I die?
Did I die?
I died! What the hell?
I died! What the hell?
Who even designed this? Are they a total monster?
Who even designed this? Are they a total monster?
Be quiet! Get to sleep already!
Be quiet! Get to sleep already!
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Hey, how about this one?
Hey, how about this one?
There's no way I could live there. I'd lose my mind.
There's no way I could live there. I'd lose my mind.
C'mon!
C'mon!
Did you find something down there?
Did you find something down there?
Iroha?
Iroha?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Iroha?
Iroha?
Hey, you're burning up!
Hey, you're burning up!
Iroha!
Iroha!
Crap. I've got work!
Crap. I've got work!
Iroha! Does it hurt?
Iroha! Does it hurt?
I'm fine. I'll head out right now.
I'm fine. I'll head out right now.
Listen. I already called in sick for you at work!
Listen. I already called in sick for you at work!
Iroha. Please, rest.
Iroha. Please, rest.
I put out lots of soft, snuggly things for you.
I put out lots of soft, snuggly things for you.
So just snuggle in, okay?
So just snuggle in, okay?
Thanks, Kaguya.
Thanks, Kaguya.
You should see a doctor! Let's go to the hospital together!
You should see a doctor! Let's go to the hospital together!
No way. It'll cost too much.
No way. It'll cost too much.
Just leave it all to me!
Just leave it all to me!
But...
But...
My schedule's already packed to the limit.
My schedule's already packed to the limit.
If I take too many days off,
If I take too many days off,
I won't be able to catch back up.
I won't be able to catch back up.
And then I might not be able to get my scholarship.
And then I might not be able to get my scholarship.
Why do you need to handle everything all on your own, Iroha?
Why do you need to handle everything all on your own, Iroha?
I've been putting tons of pressure on you, too!
I've been putting tons of pressure on you, too!
Iroha!
Iroha!
Please, don't die!
Please, don't die!
You're worrying too much.
You're worrying too much.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
But in movies and stuff, humans always die right away!
But in movies and stuff, humans always die right away!
So she said I'd have to cover my tuition and my living expenses by myself.
So she said I'd have to cover my tuition and my living expenses by myself.
That was what it took to get her to agree.
That was what it took to get her to agree.
You're saying that like it's super simple, but nobody else has to do all that stuff.
You're saying that like it's super simple, but nobody else has to do all that stuff.
My mom was doing basically the same thing.
My mom was doing basically the same thing.
And I didn't want to give in.
And I didn't want to give in.
I still remember my first time waking up in this apartment.
I still remember my first time waking up in this apartment.
I didn't have anything here or anyone to depend on,
I didn't have anything here or anyone to depend on,
but thinking about supporting myself through life
but thinking about supporting myself through life
got me all fired up.
got me all fired up.
No, hang on! That's not lucky at all!
No, hang on! That's not lucky at all!
I'm an alien, and even I can tell your mom's not normal at all!
I'm an alien, and even I can tell your mom's not normal at all!
She's totally crazy!
She's totally crazy!
She's a weirdo! She's nuts!
She's a weirdo! She's nuts!
Kaguya, you just don't...
Kaguya, you just don't...
Never mind.
Never mind.
Why am I talking about this anyway?
Why am I talking about this anyway?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Today's menu is ginger scallion miso rice porridge topped with eggs.
Today's menu is ginger scallion miso rice porridge topped with eggs.
First, you take bonito and...
First, you take bonito and...
I put in two eggs for you!
I put in two eggs for you!
It's real hot, so make sure to blow on it first!
It's real hot, so make sure to blow on it first!
Hot!
Hot!
It's really tasty.
It's really tasty.
Whatcha think?
Whatcha think?
Woof, woof! Barking to you live, I'm Otako the Loyal Dog!
Woof, woof! Barking to you live, I'm Otako the Loyal Dog!
I'm bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and reporting for duty!
I'm bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and reporting for duty!
Time for this week's Yachiyo Cup special.
Time for this week's Yachiyo Cup special.
Check it. I've got the rankings up to 4th place.
Check it. I've got the rankings up to 4th place.
Is your fave in there? Now, let's see the top three!
Is your fave in there? Now, let's see the top three!
In third place is everyone's comfort character, Nukumi Yukumo!
In third place is everyone's comfort character, Yukumo Nukumi!
In second, the elven girlboss Tereriri Tietate!
In second, the elven girlboss Tereriri Tietate!
And just as the rumors say, in the lead by a mile:
And just as the rumors say, in the lead by a mile:
Our first-place contenders, Black onyX!
Our first-place contenders, Black onyX!
Of course we are.
Of course we are.
Can I leave now?
Can I leave now?
Keep on rooting for us, bunnies!
Keep on rooting for us, bunnies!
Is this trio's victory already set in stone?
Is this trio's victory already set in stone?
Well, they're not in range yet, but we've got a new team rising through the ranks!
Well, they're not in range yet, but we've got a new team rising through the ranks!
Have you heard of them?
Have you heard of them?
We could still have some shake-ups in store!
We could still have some shake-ups in store!
I can't wait to see how it goes!
I can't wait to see how it goes!
Hey, girl. Feeling okay?
Hey, girl. Feeling okay?
I'm fine now.
I'm fine now.
How the heck do we beat them?
How the heck do we beat them?
Black Oni mean business.
Black Oni mean business.
Of course they do. Our Mikado reigns supreme.
Of course they do. Our Mikado reigns supreme.
Mami, you traitor.
Mami, you traitor.
I can have two faves. I stan you too, Kaguya.
I can have two faves. I stan you too, Kaguya.
No way! Just stan me!
No way! Just stan me!
To, to, to the top
To, to, to the top
Damn it! Come out here and fight me, Mikado!
Damn it! Come out here and fight me, Mikado!
How about a gaming competition? Kaguya vs. Mikado?
To, to, to, to, to
Have an epic battle, Bamboo Cutter style!
That's it!
Not happening. They're pro gamers.
We're not on their level.
Why not?
I want a showdown!
Absolutely not! No way, no how!
If you join in too, then...
Wait, no, never mind!
I don't want you passing out again.
But...
If it's gaming, maybe that'll count as relaxation?
Who knows when they'll show up to take me home?
They haven't showed up at all. They're not coming!
You don't know that!
They could still show up!
If they're coming, then I wish they'd hurry up.
Take this nuisance home already!
Iroha, you meanie!
Anyway, they're your people, aren't they? How come you don't know?
Happy ending! C'mon! Happy ending! C'mon!
La, la, la, I can't hear you!
Happy ending, let's go!
Are you for real?
Holy crap! I reeled in a big one!
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