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--CR
-- 4de
Whoa, is Kiho showing off like this first thing in the morning?
Whoa, check out Kiho! The day's just started and she's already showing off.
I told her so many times to never turn her back on an enemy in the battlefield.
If I've told her once, I've told her a thousand times— Never turn your back to the enemy in battle!
At this distance, I can easily get a headshot with an AK rifle.
She's well within headshot range. If only I had my AK...
They actually look like a sweet couple.
They actually look pretty cute together.
Gross!
Gross!
Take it back!
That's despicable!
A small saucer has apparently crashed in Nishi-Eifuku, Suginami City.
A small saucer has crash landed in Nishi-Eifuku, Suginami City.
According to the government's Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force,
According to the government's U.A.P. Task Force,
the downed craft appears to have been unmanned.
the downed craft appears to have been unmanned.
This footage is from a surveillance camera.
This is surveillance camera footage.
It shows the U.S. Army retrieving bodies believed to be the craft's crew.
It shows the U.S. Army retrieving bodies believed to be the craft's crew.
Not even the prime minister has been notified about the hostile enemy.
Not even the prime minister has been notified of this yet.
Furthermore, although we're not sure what it is yet,
This seems relevant, too.
they also took this object with them.
They recovered something from the debris.
The U.S. is obscuring intel from us, yet again.
The U.S. is keeping secrets again.
They say they want the research to be a joint venture, but then this?
They say they want the research to be a joint venture, and then they pull this stunt?
Their approach is one of pure self-interest.
They couldn't care less about us.
They dropped the bomb on August 31st without approval.
They dropped the bomb on 8/31 without our approval.
They used us just to test out their experiment.
We're just a testing ground for their new toys.
Easy with that. Watch your words.
Easy with that. Watch your words.
Apologies... Sir.
Apologies, sir.
Status on the zero field?
Status on the zero field?
A U.S. Military drone flew into its airspace and then disappeared a few days ago.
A U.S. Military drone flew into its airspace a few days ago and hasn't been seen since.
Three long years after the mother ship came out of that thing.
It's been three long years since the mother ship came out of that thing.
If their intention was to invade wouldn't they have attacked in some way by now?
If their intention was to invade, wouldn't they have done something by now?
They just loom over us in silence.
They just loom over us.
They occasionally send out these smaller saucers, but they always summon them back
They'll occasionally send out those smaller saucers,
before we can gather much data on them.
but they're never out long enough for us to gather much data on them.
There's a chance another one could crash, though.
It's only a matter of time until another one crashes, too.
Fortunately, no one was injured, but still.
No one was injured this time, but we shouldn't have to rely on good fortune.
When will the new weapon be complete?
When will the new weapon be complete?
I'm Takarada, manager of the Fujin project.
I'm Takarada, manager of the Fujin project.
Chief Cabinet Secretary Izumida.
Chief Cabinet Secretary Izumida.
I am Defense Minister Kaminari.
I am Defense Minister Kaminari.
I'm sorry to bring you all the way out here.
I'm sorry to bring you all the way out here.
Sumaru, from our Public Relations Office, can provide you with a proper explanation.
Sumaru, from our Public Relations Office, can provide you with a proper explanation.
We're the core company of the Santilli Elements Group.
We're the core company of the Santilli Elements Group.
Believe it or not, can provide you with a proper explanation.
Believe it or not, our main operations are in consumer electronics.
The Fujin project began with the robotic pets we had developed for the toy market.
The Fujin project's roots trace back to our development of robotic pets for the toy sector.
Due to the rising workforce demand, our research soon progressed into larger-scale models.
Eventually, rising workforce demand prompted us to research larger models.
Together with a private military company in the Middle East
After partnering with a military contractor in the Middle East,
and a research team that developed our laser interception system,
and a research team that developed our laser interception system,
we were able to complete a working prototype in just three years.
we had our first working prototype in just three years.
This Fujin Type 6 specializes in direct, close-range combat,
This Fujin Type 6 specializes in direct, close-range combat.
with the ability to neutralize any target.
And it's powerful enough to neutralize any target.
In other words, if one of the small saucers were to leave the mother ship,
In other words, if the mother ship were to deploy another small saucer,
Fujin could certainly prevent it from crashing in an urban area.
Fujin could incinerate it in midair before it crashes in an urban area.
Quite impressive. And also extremely risky.
Quite impressive. And also extremely risky.
It would need considerable legislation.
This would require considerable legislation.
It's a state of emergency.
We're in a state of emergency.
We need to remove the threat in our sky
If Tokyo Expo is to continue as scheduled,
so we can proceed with the Tokyo Expo.
clear skies are an absolute necessity.
And regarding the current defense budget...
Regarding the current defense budget,
Will it increase in the next fiscal year?
will it increase in the next fiscal year?
I was up all night having a debate with Kohiruimaki.
I was up all night having a debate with Kohiruimaki.
We were interpreting lyrics by an artist we both like.
We were interpreting lyrics by an artist we both like.
The two of you are just a couple of superficial dimwits.
The two of you are just a couple of superficial dimwits.
That's rich – coming from the girl who just plays war games or whatever all night, don't you think?
That's rich coming from the girl who just plays shooters all night, don't you think?
How dare you!
How dare you!
Oran... You know, I think you're jealous.
Oran, you wouldn't happen to be jealous, would you?
Aw, great. Ontan died!
Oh no! Ontan's down!
I've resurrected.
I've resurrected.
Yay. Good job.
Yay. Good job.
Kiho, I have to tell you this because I need to make sure you're aware.
Kiho, allow me to share something in defense of my honor.
I will also one day have a prince -I mean - guy on a white horse.
I, too, will meet a knight in shining armor.
A what on a horse?
You don't say.
An armored samurai.
Riding a steed as white as snow!
An armored samurai...
A white horse?
One who will slay a village of imps!
And he will lay waste to a village of imps!
Ai, Rin! Say something!
Ai, Rin! Say something!
Uh...
Huh?
I just wanna know what Rin's been staring at...
I just wanna know what Rin's been staring at.
Actually... She's always been this way.
Actually, she's always been this way.
I...
I...
I can't stop fantasizing...
I can't stop fantasizing...
About those boys.
About those boys!
We are currently at the crash site in Nishi Eifuku, Suginami City.
We are currently at the crash site in Nishi-Eifuku, Suginami City.
So far, no injuries have been reported from when the small saucer came down.
So far, no injuries have been reported.
In a press conference this afternoon...
In a press conference this afternoon...
You decided to take the entrance exams, huh?
So you decided to take the entrance exams?
Yeah. I guess I had a change of heart.
Yeah. I guess I had a change of heart.
That's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
Best of luck.
Best of luck.
Hey!
Hey!
I'm thinking of going to the same university that you did.
I'm thinking of going to the same university that you did.
You were in sociology, right?
You studied sociology, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was that like?
What was that like?
If you're interested,
If you're interested,
I can bring you some books on the subject.
I can lend you some books on the subject.
What if I came and got them now?
What if I came and got them now?
To my house?
Like from my place?
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Well, if you don't mind waiting.
Well, if you don't mind waiting.
I still have some work I need to finish.
I still have some work I need to finish.
I'll wait!
I can wait!
Yup, that's totally cool, I can wait right here.
That's totally cool! Take all the time you need!
Hmm.
Oh?
This is serious.
This is serious.
This is serious.
Kadode!
Kadode!
A small saucer crash-landed and we need to go make fun of it! Stat!
A saucer crash landed and we've gotta go hoot 'n' holler at it!
Sorry.
Sorry.
I can't today.
I can't today.
This is a once in a lifetime chance to get up close and personal.
This is a once in a lifetime chance to get up close and personal!
We have no choice but to go!
We have no choice but to go!
I just can't today.
I just can't today.
Wha...
Wha...
Why?
Why?
Like, Watarase stuff?
Like, Watarase stuff?
Oh.
Oh.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'll go alone.
I'll go alone.
Hya-Hya-Foowaaah!
Oh and good luck!
Good luck out there!
Hey, big one! Small one!
Hey! Big and small!
Today is your lucky day!
Today is your lucky day!
You two are joining my elite flying saucer investigation team.
You two are joining my elite flying saucer investigation team.
What...
What?
No Kadode?
No Kadode?
She became a lustful monster and fell into darkness.
She became a lustful monster and fell into darkness.
Sounds fun, but I'm headed to my parent's place right now.
Sounds fun, but I'm headed to my parents' place right now.
Oh, so they haven't moved yet?
Oh, so they haven't moved yet?
They insist on staying while their living costs are subsidized.
Yeah, they insist on staying as long as their living costs are subsidized.
We lost our home in the bomb, but that was years ago.
We lost our home in the bomb, but that was years ago.
It's been kind of hard spending all this time at our relatives' places.
It's been kind of hard spending all this time at our relatives' places.
Especially with my five younger brothers.
Especially with my five younger brothers.
I'm going with Ai, so yeah, I dunno.
I'm going with Ai, so yeah, I dunno.
Roger!
Roger!
Just leave your bicycle over there somewhere.
Just leave your bike over there somewhere.
You live pretty close, huh?
You live pretty close, huh?
Yeah. Because I can't stand getting up early.
Yeah. Because I can't stand getting up early.
It's just as I imagined...
It's just as I imagined—
It's really cramped.
You're living in a shoebox.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, shut up.
Living costs are down, but rent is still sky high if you want to live in Tokyo.
Rent's down over all, but it's still crazy high in Ward 23.
So, here are the books.
Here they are.
Help yourself.
Help yourself. I'll never reread them.
I'm not gonna need them anymore.
What?
No...
No!
That...
That...
That would defeat the purpose.
That would defeat the purpose.
Hey, a man in his thirties? Taking care of his face?
A thirty-something dude worried about face fat?
So cute!
Adorable!
You really think I'm the one using it?
You really think that's mine?
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Hey, do you mind if I go to the school board
Hey, should I tell the school board about how you invited me into your home?
and tell them that you're a total perv and invited me into your home?
Think they'd want to know that they hired a total perv?
Don't even joke about that.
Don't even joke about that.
That could cost me quite a lot.
I have too much to lose.
My job, for example.
My job, for example.
Also my job.
And, uh...
Oh, and my job.
My job.
You must think I'm a pretty boring guy.
You must think I'm a pretty boring guy.
Nah, I don't think you're boring at all.
Nah, I don't think you're boring at all.
I envy you.
I envy you.
You have something you don't want to let go of.
You have something you don't want to let go of.
I have absolutely nothing.
I don't have anything like that.
I just wing it every day.
My life is a joke.
Like being alive is some kind of joke.
Every day is just an exercise in killing time.
I have no principles or something.
Maybe I'm just sick in the head,
When August 31st happened, I was almost hoping...
but when 8/31 happened, it actually gave me hope.
That the things inside that flying saucer would try and change our world.
Hope that the invaders were really going to shake things up—
That they'd do something incredible.
That they'd do something totally kick-ass.
I wouldn't mind if they destroyed everything.
I wouldn't mind if they destroyed everything.
They could do whatever and I don't think it would inconvenience me.
I doubt it would even inconvenience me.
I have nothing to lose.
I have nothing to lose.
Put your helmet on or we're gonna get in trouble.
Wear your helmet. We don't wanna get sued.
But I just had my hair done up.
But I just had my hair done up!
Keep walking, keep walking.
Keep walking, keep walking.
Don't obstruct the traffic.
Don't obstruct the traffic.
So, there's nothing that you wouldn't mind losing?
Nothing to lose, huh?
We're reporting live from the scene of the U.A.P. crash...
We're reporting live from the scene of the U.A.P. crash...
But I'm guessing you'd rather not be in any real danger from the space invaders.
But I'm guessing you'd rather not be in any real danger from the space invaders.
That is, if they exist at all.
If they even exist.
If I was in danger,
If I was in danger,
I'm pretty sure Ontan would come and save me.
I'm pretty sure Ontan would come and save me.
Ontan?
Ontan?
Oh, you mean Oran.
Oh, you mean Oran.
You know, in grade school...
You know, in grade school,
All the boys in my class gave me the nickname Demon.
all the boys in my class called me Demon.
They'd say, the Demon is the enemy of all humanity!
They'd say: "The Demon is the enemy of all humanity!"
Even though I didn't do anything wrong.
Even though I didn't do anything wrong.
But, Ontan was always on my side. No matter what.
But Ontan was always on my side. No matter what.
It's like, I may not know what on earth she's talking about half the time...
It's like, I may not know what the hell she's talking about sometimes,
But to me, Ontan is absolute.
but to me, Ontan is an absolute necessity.
I see.
Oh, well then.
So, you do have someone.
That's something.
That sounds like something you don't want to let go of.
You do have something to lose.
Huh?
Huh?
Hey, what the...
Hey, what the...
Isn't that...
There she is!
Ontan!
Ontan!
Oh, c'mon. You can't throw the peace sign at a crash site.
Oh, c'mon. You can't throw peace signs at a crash site.
It's not peace.
That's not a peace sign.
It's a crab sign Ontan and I made up
That's a signal we made up when we were kids.
when we were kids so we could communicate.
The crab sign...
I...
I...
Hate...
Hate...
You.
You.
I hate you?
I hate you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so selfish!
I'm so selfish!
I will cherish today's memories as a reason to keep on living.
Today's memories are gonna carry me through the rest of my life.
I'm really sorry I talked to you for so long.
Sorry for talking your ear off.
Hey, you know, after you graduate, we can hang out more...
Hey, you know, after you graduate, we can hang out more.
As friends with benefits.
Maybe as friends with benefits?
Oh.
Gross!
Gross!
Hold up, Kadode.
Hold up, Kadode.
If you could fly freely in the sky, where would you go?
What would you do if you could fly?
I'd fly straight to Ontan!
I'd fly straight to Ontan!
Obviously!
Obviously!
Well.
Well...
That's gonna complicate things.
Guess I'll go watch some porn.
Ontan!
Ontan!
What the...
What the...
Hey! Ontan!
Hey! Ontan!
Sorry I made you go alone.
Sorry I made you go alone.
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm not angry.
I'm not angry.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you are.
I just said I'm not.
I just said I'm not.
You are totally angry.
You totally are.
What I'm angry about, is...
You wanna know why I'm mad?!
You're here.
You're here.
You're here too soon.
You're way too early.
Did you tell him... How you feel?
Did you tell him how you feel?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
You didn't sleep with him?
Did you have sex?!
Is that what you're telling me?
Like wild sex?!
Ontan.
Ontan.
Nothing happened, okay!
Nothing happened, okay?!
And are you happy with that result?
And that's alright with you?!
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
You sure?
You sure?
I think so.
I think so.
-You fool.
You fool.
-Hey, ow!
Hey, ow!
Foolish, foolish, foolish.
Foolish, foolish, foolish.
You foolish girl.
You foolish fool.
Ow, I get it already.
Ow, I get it already.
You fool...
You fool...
This is today's treasure.
Anyways, here's today's loot.
Its code name is going to be Object T.
Its code name is going to be Object T.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
That's from the crash site?
That's from the crash site?
It could be contaminated.
It's probably covered in A-rays!
You really shouldn't be touching it.
Probably shouldn't touch it.
You do know that's just government propaganda? You're really beyond help, aren't you?
Oh, c'mon, that's all part of the conspiracy! Youthful curiosity mustn't yield!
So, what are you gonna do with it?
So, what are you gonna do with it?
Uh.
Dunno.
Let me ask the people on the internet.
I'm gonna ask the internet.
You sometimes surprise me by how clueless you are.
Your complete lack of preparation is astounding.
Oh, there's your former prince charming.
Oh, there's your former prince charming.
That phony, half-baked child celebrity you had the hots for.
Remember when you had the hots for this third-rate idol?
Remember when you went broke buying all that overpriced merch online?
You went to those creepy fan events and paid big bucks for a bunch of junk!
That was a dark time in your life.
That was a dark time in your life.
Yeah, it doesn't matter much anymore.
Yeah, it doesn't matter much anymore.
He's dead.
He died.
On August thirty-first.
On 8/31.
RIP, Oba.
RIP, Oba.
Sorry about that!
Sorry about that!
Hey, how's your score so high already?
Hey, how's your score so high already?
The autonomous high-mobility air defense system Fujin,
The autonomous high-mobility air defense system, Fujin,
developed by SES Company, has finally been completed.
developed by SES Company, has finally been completed.
Good morning, Dad.
Good morning, Dad.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Whoa, that robot looks just like a camera.
Whoa, that robot looks like a camera!
It's to fight off the saucers.
It's to fight off the saucers.
The government needs to destroy that mother ship once and for all.
The government needs to destroy that mother ship once and for all.
Bro?
Bro?
Hiroshi...
Hiroshi!
You haven't come out of your room for three days, now.
You haven't been out of your room in three days.
Yeah, I'm waiting for a package from a loyal supporter.
Yeah, I'm waiting for a package from a loyal supporter.
You mean that?
You mean that?
Over there.
Over there.
Ah, I can now continue the mission.
Excellent. Now I can get back to work.
Have you ever considered getting a real job?
Ever consider working a real job?
You did go to a good University.
You went to a good college.
Dad.
Listen, Dad.
It's not exactly like I'm sitting around doing nothing.
I'm not just lazing around—I'm on patrol.
Someone has to punish the misguided idiots who keep virtue signaling on social media.
These scumbags have the gall to go around posting like they know everything.
Besides, if not me, who's going to send them haunted photos until they delete their accounts?
If I don't spam them with cursed images until they delete their accounts, who will?
One day you'll thank me for the work I do, trust me.
One day you'll thank me for the work I do, trust me.
Son, you can't go around harassing people.
Son, you can't go around harassing people.
They need to understand the futility of criticizing society from the safety of their own homes.
Nonsense. I'm only highlighting the futility of their masturbatory posting
They need to feel scared.
with a bit of tough love in the form of gentle, public criticism.
And I'm the only one up to the job.
It's like I'm saying "The real villain is right here!"
When they realize they're no different than the rest of us internet scum, our fight will have been won.
Once they recognize that, the battle will be won and our souls will shake hands.
Save Tokyo with scumbag power!
Save Tokyo with scumbag power!
My head hurts.
My head hurts.
I'm going to go lay down.
I'm going to go lay down.
Too far?
Too far?
Yeah, probably. But we'll make it up to him.
Probably. But nothing a few back-rub coupons can't fix.
Hey!
Hey!
Ontan?
Ontan?
Kadode?
Kadode?
You're here pretty early.
You're here pretty early.
Ontan and I are going to get fit for entrance exam studies!
Ontan wants to get fit before exam season starts!
Wha...
Wha...
Hey, this was your idea, you know.
Hey, this was your idea, you know.
C'mon. You promised that we'll go to the same university.
C'mon. You promised that we'd go to the same university.
Wow.
Wow.
Let's get you all ready to go, okay?
Let's get you all ready to go, okay?
This sucks.
This sucks.
Kadode.
Kadode.
Do you remember...
Do you remember...
Way back when,
Way back when,
you promised that someday you and I would get married.
you promised that someday you and I would get married.
Yeah, I do remember that.
Yeah, I do remember that.
Well, what do you figure?
Well, what do you figure?
Are we going to start planning our holy matrimony?
How about we take things to the next level?
You're too fat.
You're too fat.
Why did you come anyway, Hiroshi?
Why did you come anyway, Hiroshi?
I do what I want.
I do what I want.
Ontan, you're running too fast!
Ontan, you're running too fast!
Ouch!
I sprained it.
I sprained it.
Stand up!
On your feet!
Fight through it! On the other side of pain is the glorious world of victory.
Beyond that pain lies the exhilaration of success!
Need a hand?
Need a hand?
This actually happened a lot when we were kids, didn't it?
This actually happened a lot when we were kids, didn't it?
I was in high school and you two were still in grade school.
I was in high school and you two were still in grade school.
You used to fall down all the time
I used to carry you here all the time.
and I was always carrying you the rest of the way.
Feels like you were always falling.
That was a long time ago.
That's ancient history.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it is.
The two of you will be university students pretty soon.
You two are gonna be in college soon.
Change is always happening all around us.
That's how everything changes.
Little by little.
Little by little.
I dunno.
Nah.
Nothing really changes.
Nothing really changes.
I think maybe that's just what you want to believe.
I think maybe that's just what you want to believe.
You think?
You think?
Ah, never mind.
Ah, never mind.
I know it's none of my business,
I don't really care how the world changes,
but I hope our relationship doesn't change too much as we get older.
but I hope our bonds never do.
Look!
Look!
There goes our tax money.
There goes our tax money!
There's a chance we may receive orders to deploy immediately.
We need to be ready to deploy at a moment's notice.
Check on the power supply status.
Check the power supply status.
Roger that.
Roger that.
Here at the Odaiba Camp, work is currently underway to install the new Fujin Type 6 weapon.
Here at the Odaiba Camp, work is currently underway to install the new Fujin Type 6 weapon.
We've always believed that weapons can be clean and eco-friendly.
There's a reason our motto is "Green Weapons for the Eco Age!"
Our ray-equipped laser is cutting edge technology.
Our technology is unlike anything else on the market.
This is completely different from the current weapon systems.
Unlike conventional weapons, our lasers are equipped with Green Rays.
Furthermore, being a high mobility system,
Furthermore, being a high mobility system,
Fujin can freely move about in urban areas,
Fujin can move freely in urban areas.
giving us more strategic flexibility.
This allows for unparalleled flexibility.
We just received word a mid-sized vessel, about fifty meters in size, has exited the mother ship.
We've just received word that a mid-sized vessel, about fifty meters in size, has exited the mother ship.
Prepare to attack.
Prepare to attack.
With the acknowledgement of the Prime Minister,
With the acknowledgment of the Prime Minister,
the Defense Minister has just given orders to engage and destroy the U.A.P.
the Defense Minister has just given orders to destroy the U.A.P.
Roger.
Roger.
Fujin Type 6 is in position.
Fujin Type 6 is in position.
Lock on.
Lock on.
Identification tag H-two.
Identification tag H-2.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Fujin Type 6 has not reached full power.
Fujin Type 6 has not reached full power.
Connect backup.
Connect backup.
Roger.
Connecting backup power.
Connecting backup power.
Locked on target.
Target locked.
Data input complete.
Data input complete.
From here on, Fujin Type 6 will commence automatic tracking.
Fujin Type 6 now commencing automatic tracking.
Fujin Type 6 electric power supply complete.
Fujin Type 6 electric power supply complete.
Ready to fire.
Ready to fire.
It appears that Fujin is preparing to engage!
It appears that Fujin is preparing to engage!
6...
6...
5...
5...
4..
4...
3...
3...
2..
2...
1...
1...
Fire!
Fire!
Once again, today...
Once again, today...
Many have died.
Many have died.
Hi, there.
Hi there.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.