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ANE (R1)

LaCroiX (ANE Modified)

The scenery by the river changes as you get closer to the sea.

Weary office workers on their lunch break.

An old man fishing for crayfish, lost in his own world.

And...

A young couple walking along the river.

Right now, we're on our very first date.

As Nino requested, we're headed to the mouth of the Arakawa River.

It's about 12 km away from where we live on the river.

At this rate, we'll be there in maybe three hours.

That's a strange-looking bird.

Hey, Rec.

Yes, what is it?

So on a "date," do we just keep walking around like this?

Well—

Stupid me. I was so focused on convincing her to go on a date that I didn't plan anything past that.

How could you even think that, Nino?

This is merely the appetizer for a full-course meal.

The main dish still awaits us!

The fantastic voyage of our love has begun!

I had no idea!

All right, so... now what do I do?

We have to walk to the end of the river anyway.

But there's nothing spectacular about just walking.

Nino, allow me to educate you.

Here's the most important thing in a relationship:

It's...

Distance!

Distance?

Yup.

That's what I learned last night... during my research.

Even when we're near each other, there are crossed signals.

But then—

We're so far away, but your love is right next to my heart!

This is what matters between a man and a woman!

Okay, so... crossed signals, then we're far away, but we're actually close!

Yes! Now you understand.

Then, the way we're standing now isn't right.

True. We're too close to each other for a first date.

I guess I'll start by taking two steps back.

Nino, move a little to the right.

Watch out for the river behind you!

Got it.

Something's still not right.

Could you duck behind something, like this?

How's this?

Yeah! Now we're talkin'! This is...

This is the perfect first-date distance!

I guess...

I see.

I get it now!

We can do this, Recruit.

Let's keep going!

Sure thing!

Oh, crap! Rec, there's nothing to hide behind!

Well, then...

Let's switch to the "so close, yet so far" stance!

You mean crossed signals?

Crossed signals!

Now what?

What's our next distance?

Oh, well...

Next comes... umm...

The linked heart distance!

This is...

The distance of our linked hearts!

HOOAH!

Hoo...

Recruit, what are we—

It's a ceremony, to celebrate our proper distance.

Ohh, gotcha!

We did it, Nino.

We are the masters of first-date distance!

Next!

That's all.

But—

There's nothing else left!

Whew! Good job.

We really are the champions of proper romantic distance.

Ahh, I'm just so happy.

There were some moments where I had no idea what was gonna happen!

Hey, Rec.

We're right back where we started, aren't we?

I think a date should be more like—

Not another word, Nino!

Did you really think that's all I had up my sleeve?

There's one thing every date has to have.

That's right! The princess ride!

Princess ride?

Yeah, yeah! What kind of date would it be without a princess ride?

So what exactly do we do?

It'll be faster if I just show you.

All right, just have a seat right here.

In the front!

Oops, sorry.

Like this?

Exactly.

Now then, I shall stand!

Behold! The princess ride!

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ANE (R1)

The scenery by the river changes as you get closer to the sea.
Weary office workers on their lunch break.
An old man fishing for crayfish, lost in his own world.
And...
A young couple walking along the river.
Right now, we're on our very first date.
As Nino requested, we're headed to the mouth of the Arakawa River.
It's about 12 km away from where we live on the river.
At this rate, we'll be there in maybe three hours.
That's a strange-looking bird.
Hey, Rec.
Yes, what is it?
So on a "date," do we just keep walking around like this?
Well—
Stupid me. I was so focused on convincing her to go on a date that I didn't plan anything past that.
How could you even think that, Nino?
This is merely the appetizer for a full-course meal.
The main dish still awaits us!
The fantastic voyage of our love has begun!
I had no idea!
All right, so... now what do I do?
We have to walk to the end of the river anyway.
But there's nothing spectacular about just walking.
Nino, allow me to educate you.
Here's the most important thing in a relationship:
It's...
Distance!
Distance?
Yup.
That's what I learned last night... during my research.
Even when we're near each other, there are crossed signals.
But then—
We're so far away, but your love is right next to my heart!
This is what matters between a man and a woman!
Okay, so... crossed signals, then we're far away, but we're actually close!
Yes! Now you understand.
Then, the way we're standing now isn't right.
True. We're too close to each other for a first date.
I guess I'll start by taking two steps back.
Nino, move a little to the right.
Watch out for the river behind you!
Got it.
Something's still not right.
Could you duck behind something, like this?
How's this?
Yeah! Now we're talkin'! This is...
This is the perfect first-date distance!
I guess...
I see.
I get it now!
We can do this, Recruit.
Let's keep going!
Sure thing!
Oh, crap! Rec, there's nothing to hide behind!
Well, then...
Let's switch to the "so close, yet so far" stance!
You mean crossed signals?
Crossed signals!
Now what?
What's our next distance?
Oh, well...
Next comes... umm...
The linked heart distance!
This is...
The distance of our linked hearts!
HOOAH!
Hoo...
Recruit, what are we—
It's a ceremony, to celebrate our proper distance.
Ohh, gotcha!
We did it, Nino.
We are the masters of first-date distance!
Next!
That's all.
But—
There's nothing else left!
Whew! Good job.
We really are the champions of proper romantic distance.
Ahh, I'm just so happy.
There were some moments where I had no idea what was gonna happen!
Hey, Rec.
We're right back where we started, aren't we?
I think a date should be more like—
Not another word, Nino!
Did you really think that's all I had up my sleeve?
There's one thing every date has to have.
That's right! The princess ride!
Princess ride?
Yeah, yeah! What kind of date would it be without a princess ride?
So what exactly do we do?
It'll be faster if I just show you.
All right, just have a seat right here.
In the front!
Oops, sorry.
Like this?
Exactly.
Now then, I shall stand!
Behold! The princess ride!
Ow.
Huh?
Ow.
Ow..
Ow...
Ow....
Ow!
Ow!!
Recruit.
I... hate the princess ride.
Me too. I can't feel my arms.
Man, dates are really exhausting, huh?
True. Why don't we take a little break?
We've nearly reached the mouth.
Really? No wonder it's so much noisier around here.
True.
This feels so strange.
Just being here with Nino, away from the bridge.
Well then, since we're out enjoying our date,
maybe we can talk about things we normally wouldn't.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Maybe I'll ask her what I couldn't earlier.
So, Nino. I was just wondering...
That dress you wore for me earlier—
I figured you would have had trouble putting it on by yourself.
But you didn't seem to have any problem with it.
I was just wondering if you used to wear stuff like that a lot.
To be honest... I'm pretty curious about your past.
Why?
Well, I mean... we are lovers, after all.
I'd like to get to know you.
Rec.
I...
always have been and always will be a Venusian.
Isn't that enough?
Come on, Nino... why are you looking at me like that?
No, it's just that...
Is something wrong?
That leaf-boat.
It's the one I put in the river earlier.
Wow, that's amazing. It floated all the way down here.
It didn't reach the sea.
Why she had that look on her face, and what happened in her past...
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested.
But as her boyfriend...
Rec!
There's only one thing I can do for her right now.
Rec, what are you doing? Be caref—
I'm fine.
It's all right, Nino!
That boat can still rea—
Rec!
Stupid! Get out of there, quick! The current here—
Hey! Nino, look!
All my splashing set the boat free.
The smallest force will guide it.
I'm positive it will reach the Pacific Ocean now.
Well, then...
Shall we keep going, too?
Rec...
If you can put up with someone who always has been and always will be an Earthling,
come with me.
Okay.
Huh? Nino, you look flushed. Are you getting sick?
Are you in any pain?
Nope. Must be the sunset.
Whether we're from different planets,
or we're different sexes...
In both cases, our relationships are determined
by the laws of attraction.
Everyone!
Fall in!
Michael, ARMS!
Sachiel, ARMS!
Secret technique, Judas Betrayal!
Excellent. You're starting to look like a real squad.
Who's there?!
No one moves without my—
S—
Stella?
Yup!
He knows her?
Ooh, she's cute, huh?
For sure!
H-Hello, everyone.
She can speak Japanese!
That's crazy!
Sister, who is this?
Very well, I guess I should introduce her.
This is Stella, one of the kids I used to look after at the orphanage in England.
England?
Huh. I knew he wasn't Japanese, but...
Damn. I can't just cast you out on your own.
I'd better go call the orphanage.
Could someone keep her entertained?
Ooh, us! We'll—
Wait, no! Today's the day those lab guys...
Oh, that's right! They're...
Sorry, I have to go catch tonight's dinner.
But...
We can't just leave her here alone.
What to do? Mm, what to do?
Ahh, what to do?
Crap.
I can feel it. She's gonna ask me to take care of Stella.
I don't need the headache. I'm no good with kids, anyway.
Sorry Nino, but there are plenty of other people here who can deal with it.
Maybe I can sneak off right now!
Why do they get to ride off into the sunset?
Rec!
My lover's such a nice man.
The other guys taught me a valuable lesson that day on making snap decisions.
This is the worst. What are we even supposed to talk about?
Maybe I can trick her into wanting to play by herself.
What? What is it?
Oh! I'm sorry!
I'm just so happy to finally have a big brother!
Huh? You don't have any siblings?
Oh, right. She grew up in an orphanage.
She's been alone all her life.
I only had my father, but she didn't have any parents at all.
What's wrong?
Well, it's only for today, but I guess I can let her have an older brother for a while.
All right, Stella. Let's play together!
Really?
Yup. What do you want to play? Anything's fine.
Look how excited she is.
I wonder if she's been all alone ever since Sister left...
Anything?
Anything!
Umm, well...
She must have been so lonely.
I've never really played with girls, but I'll give it my best shot.
W-Well... can you and I...
Can we...
Can we play... fight club?
Flight... club?
Nope, not that! I'm talking about a no-holds-barred battle for honor and glory!
I forgot it was Sister who raised her!
Fight club, huh?
She might not know what that really means.
Ah, Stella. Ready for fight club so soon?
Sister, come on! You can't teach little girls' stuff like that!
There are much better things for a delicate young lady to learn!
Delicate? Didn't you see what she did earlier?
What'd she do?
Her special move,
The Commando.
Stella's the only person who could seize my neck while I've got my weapons drawn.
Oh, that was just a hug.
You're just overreacting because she's special to you.
Do you think so? Regardless, I'm prepared to counter her at any time.
Yeah, you're overreacting!
Okay Stella, let's play! Ready?
I'll just pretend to lose before she hurts herself.
Oh, wow! You dodged me!
Ooh, nice move!
Stella!
Three-hit combo max for civilians, remember?
Rec, what're you doing down there?
What am I doing? That's what I'd like to know.
What just happened?
Me and my big brother were just playing fight club.
That's nice of you, Rec. So you pretended to lose?
Pretend? Is that what I did?
I seem to recall getting tossed into the air and slammed into the ground.
But maybe I did just go easy on her.
That was so much fun!
Stella...
I'm glad.
So, um, you know...
While you're here, feel free to treat me like a real big brother.
Rec! Thank you!
I normally hate kids... but I suppose if they were all this well-mannered—
But the fight club winner gets to be Big Bro.
From now on, you belong to me.
The fish is ready. Want some?
Yeah!
A pixie with a bad attitude? Am I hallucinating?
The sight of children playing really is good for the soul.
Rec!
Hello. Isn't it a nice day?
Um... sure.
Huh? She's being so polite.
She would never talk about being "Big Bro."
Heya, Stella. Yup, it su—
Stop acting like you know her, Rec!
That's Miss Stella to you, ya damn moron!
Wh—? Do you work for her now, too?
Rec.
Pay attention to your other Big Bros here and learn to show some respect.
Okay, guys, let's go!
Yes, Boss!
I'm at the very bottom!
How? How do I keep making more enemies?
Oh, Rec. There you are.
Sister—
Sorry, but could you help me run a little errand?
You'll probably end up having to haul some heavy cargo.
With that cart there? Sure, I guess...
But how could I possibly move something too heavy for Sister?
I appreciate it.
So what kind of errand is it?
Cake ingredients.
I want to throw Stella a welcome party.
Oh, then I guess I'd better do my best.
What's that mean?
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
So do we have to leave the river to get the ingredients?
No, just over there.
Over there?
Sister! I hear...
I hear farm animals!
Well... yeah.
It is a farm, after all.
This place provides all our local dairy needs.
What's wrong, Rec?
Why would the government allow this?!
Oh, don't worry about it. The best milk in Japan comes from here.
And yet another crackpot is running this loony farm, I'm sure.
I'm tired of all these close encounters!
Watch what you say. She can be very—
Hello, Sister.
Good afternoon. How have you been?
Maria...
Maria?
Wow. She's stunning, and she looks really kind. Her name really suits her.
Kappa-man got it right with her, at least.
Hello, I'm—
Oh, it's okay.
Please don't talk. You'll just be wasting our world's precious oxygen.
If you need a reason to live,
why not learn to breathe carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen?
Are you all right, Rec?
What was that about, Sister?
I feel as if my entire existence was just utterly rebuked.
As if I was just told to go off and die, and...
Calm down, Rec.
Sure, maybe she implied you're lower than a weed.
But that's just how she shows she cares.
Lower than a weed?!
I'm sorry, Rec. Actually, I've already heard all about you.
But I just can't stop myself from teasing cute boys.
That was a little more than just "teasing"!
I nearly lost my will to live!
You're rather sensitive, aren't you? I like you.
I'm Maria. Nice to meet you.
Sister! I really dislike that woman.
Nobody here is very nice to me, but her insults are on a whole other—
You're lucky, Rec. She likes you.
Anyway. Maria, I'm just here to pick up some milk and eggs.
Sure, I've got plenty.
Why'd Sister give me that death stare? I probably shouldn't have talked badly about her...
But I'm sure even Sister himself would lose it if someone insulted him like that!
Sister, could you please try your best to stop casting such a fat shadow?
The Sun has better things to do than shine down on you.
Sorry.
No effect!
You're sweaty.
Sorry.
And annoying.
Sorry.
Dirty cross-dresser.
My bad.
Pervert.
Sorry.
Pedo creep.
Sorry.
Simpleton.
I apologize.
You're hideous.
Sorry about that.
You rodent.
My condolences.
You're useless.
Sorry.
Good god! Even after all those insults, his face is solid as a rock!
Really, Sister. You never react to anything I say.
Damn straight! You'll have to do better than that!
You bore me.
Sor...
Sister!
Oh, heavens!
It sounded like an elephant collapsing.
Here comes our skit!
Iron-body experience!
Rec, here's a damn cookie.
I don't want it.
You sayin' you won't eat my homemade cookies?
Fine, I'll eat it! Happy now?
Next time, on 5 BRIDGE!
You ate it all, right?
Eh? Is that a remote detonator in your hand?!

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LaCroiX (ANE Modified)

The scenery by the river changes as you get closer to the sea.
Weary office workers on their lunch break.
An old man fishing for crayfish, lost in his own world.
And...
A young couple walking along the river.
Right now, we're on our very first date.
As Nino requested, we're headed to the mouth of the Arakawa River.
It's about 12 km away from where we live on the river.
At this rate, we'll be there in maybe three hours.
That's a strange-looking bird.
Hey, Rec.
Yes, what is it?
So on a "date," do we just keep walking around like this?
Well—
Stupid me. I was so focused on convincing her to go on a date that I didn't plan anything past that.
How could you even think that, Nino?
This is merely the appetizer for a full-course meal.
The main dish still awaits us!
The fantastic voyage of our love has begun!
I had no idea!
All right, so... now what do I do?
We have to walk to the end of the river anyway.
But there's nothing spectacular about just walking.
Nino, allow me to educate you.
Here's the most important thing in a relationship:
It's...
Distance!
Distance?
Yup.
That's what I learned last night... during my research.
Even when we're near each other, there are crossed signals.
But then—
We're so far away, but your love is right next to my heart!
This is what matters between a man and a woman!
Okay, so... crossed signals, then we're far away, but we're actually close!
Yes! Now you understand.
Then, the way we're standing now isn't right.
True. We're too close to each other for a first date.
I guess I'll start by taking two steps back.
Nino, move a little to the right.
Watch out for the river behind you!
Got it.
Something's still not right.
Could you duck behind something, like this?
How's this?
Yeah! Now we're talkin'! This is...
This is the perfect first-date distance!
I guess...
I see.
I get it now!
We can do this, Recruit.
Let's keep going!
Sure thing!
Oh, crap! Rec, there's nothing to hide behind!
Well, then...
Let's switch to the "so close, yet so far" stance!
You mean crossed signals?
Crossed signals!
Now what?
What's our next distance?
Oh, well...
Next comes... umm...
The linked heart distance!
This is...
The distance of our linked hearts!
HOOAH!
Hoo...
Recruit, what are we—
It's a ceremony, to celebrate our proper distance.
Ohh, gotcha!
We did it, Nino.
We are the masters of first-date distance!
Next!
That's all.
But—
There's nothing else left!
Whew! Good job.
We really are the champions of proper romantic distance.
Ahh, I'm just so happy.
There were some moments where I had no idea what was gonna happen!
Hey, Rec.
We're right back where we started, aren't we?
I think a date should be more like—
Not another word, Nino!
Did you really think that's all I had up my sleeve?
There's one thing every date has to have.
That's right! The princess ride!
Princess ride?
Yeah, yeah! What kind of date would it be without a princess ride?
So what exactly do we do?
It'll be faster if I just show you.
All right, just have a seat right here.
In the front!
Oops, sorry.
Like this?
Exactly.
Now then, I shall stand!
Behold! The princess ride!
Ow.
Huh?
Ow.
Ow..
Ow...
Ow....
Ow!
Ow!!
Recruit.
I... hate the princess ride.
Me too. I can't feel my arms.
Man, dates are really exhausting, huh?
True. Why don't we take a little break?
We've nearly reached the mouth.
Really? No wonder it's so much noisier around here.
True.
This feels so strange.
Just being here with Nino, away from the bridge.
Well then, since we're out enjoying our date,
maybe we can talk about things we normally wouldn't.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Maybe I'll ask her what I couldn't earlier.
So, Nino. I was just wondering...
That dress you wore for me earlier—
I figured you would have had trouble putting it on by yourself.
But you didn't seem to have any problem with it.
I was just wondering if you used to wear stuff like that a lot.
To be honest... I'm pretty curious about your past.
Why?
Well, I mean... we are lovers, after all.
I'd like to get to know you.
Rec.
I...
always have been and always will be a Venusian.
Isn't that enough?
Come on, Nino... why are you looking at me like that?
No, it's just that...
Is something wrong?
That leaf-boat.
It's the one I put in the river earlier.
Wow, that's amazing. It floated all the way down here.
It didn't reach the sea.
Why she had that look on her face, and what happened in her past...
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested.
But as her boyfriend...
Rec!
There's only one thing I can do for her right now.
Rec, what are you doing? Be caref—
I'm fine.
It's all right, Nino!
That boat can still rea—
Rec!
Stupid! Get out of there, quick! The current here—
Hey! Nino, look!
All my splashing set the boat free.
The smallest force will guide it.
I'm positive it will reach the Pacific Ocean now.
Well, then...
Shall we keep going, too?
Rec...
If you can put up with someone who always has been and always will be an Earthling,
come with me.
Okay.
Huh? Nino, you look flushed. Are you getting sick?
Are you in any pain?
Nope. Must be the sunset.
Whether we're from different planets,
or we're different sexes...
In both cases, our relationships are determined
by the laws of attraction.
Everyone!
Fall in!
Michael, ARMS!
Sachiel, ARMS!
Secret technique, Judas Betrayal!
Excellent. You're starting to look like a real squad.
Who's there?!
No one moves without my—
S—
Stella?
Yup!
He knows her?
Ooh, she's cute, huh?
For sure!
H-Hello, everyone.
She can speak Japanese!
That's crazy!
Sister, who is this?
Very well, I guess I should introduce her.
This is Stella, one of the kids I used to look after at the orphanage in England.
England?
Huh. I knew he wasn't Japanese, but...
Damn. I can't just cast you out on your own.
I'd better go call the orphanage.
Could someone keep her entertained?
Ooh, us! We'll—
Wait, no! Today's the day those lab guys...
Oh, that's right! They're...
Sorry, I have to go catch tonight's dinner.
But...
We can't just leave her here alone.
What to do? Mm, what to do?
Ahh, what to do?
Crap.
I can feel it. She's gonna ask me to take care of Stella.
I don't need the headache. I'm no good with kids, anyway.
Sorry Nino, but there are plenty of other people here who can deal with it.
Maybe I can sneak off right now!
Why do they get to ride off into the sunset?
Rec!
My lover's such a nice man.
The other guys taught me a valuable lesson that day on making snap decisions.
This is the worst. What are we even supposed to talk about?
Maybe I can trick her into wanting to play by herself.
What? What is it?
Oh! I'm sorry!
I'm just so happy to finally have a big brother!
Huh? You don't have any siblings?
Oh, right. She grew up in an orphanage.
She's been alone all her life.
I only had my father, but she didn't have any parents at all.
What's wrong?
Well, it's only for today, but I guess I can let her have an older brother for a while.
All right, Stella. Let's play together!
Really?
Yup. What do you want to play? Anything's fine.
Look how excited she is.
I wonder if she's been all alone ever since Sister left...
Anything?
Anything!
Umm, well...
She must have been so lonely.
I've never really played with girls, but I'll give it my best shot.
W-Well... can you and I...
Can we...
Can we play... fight club?
Flight... club?
Nope, not that! I'm talking about a no-holds-barred battle for honor and glory!
I forgot it was Sister who raised her!
Fight club, huh?
She might not know what that really means.
Ah, Stella. Ready for fight club so soon?
Sister, come on! You can't teach little girls stuff like that!
There are much better things for a delicate young lady to learn!
Delicate? Didn't you see what she did earlier?
What'd she do?
Her special move,
The Commando.
Stella's the only person who could seize my neck while I've got my weapons drawn.
Oh, that was just a hug.
You're just overreacting because she's special to you.
Do you think so? Regardless, I'm prepared to counter her at any time.
Yeah, you're overreacting!
Okay Stella, let's play! Ready?
I'll just pretend to lose before she hurts herself.
Oh, wow! You dodged me!
Ooh, nice move!
Stella!
Three-hit combo max for civilians, remember?
Rec, what're you doing down there?
What am I doing? That's what I'd like to know.
What just happened?
Me and my big brother were just playing fight club.
That's nice of you, Rec. So you pretended to lose?
Pretend? Is that what I did?
I seem to recall getting tossed into the air and slammed into the ground.
But maybe I did just go easy on her.
That was so much fun!
Stella...
I'm glad.
So, um, you know...
While you're here, feel free to treat me like a real big brother.
Rec! Thank you!
I normally hate kids... but I suppose if they were all this well-mannered—
But the fight club winner gets to be Big Bro.
From now on, you belong to me.
The fish is ready. Want some?
Yeah!
A pixie with a bad attitude? Am I hallucinating?
The sight of children playing really is good for the soul.
Rec!
Hello. Isn't it a nice day?
Um... sure.
Huh? She's being so polite.
She would never talk about being "Big Bro."
Heya, Stella. Yup, it su—
Stop acting like you know her, Rec!
That's Miss Stella to you, ya damn moron!
Wh—? Do you work for her now, too?
Rec.
Pay attention to your other Big Bros here and learn to show some respect.
Okay, guys, let's go!
Yes, Boss!
I'm at the very bottom!
How? How do I keep making more enemies?
Oh, Rec. There you are.
Sister—
Sorry, but could you help me run a little errand?
You'll probably end up having to haul some heavy cargo.
With that cart there? Sure, I guess...
But how could I possibly move something too heavy for Sister?
I appreciate it.
So what kind of errand is it?
Cake ingredients.
I want to throw Stella a welcome party.
Oh, then I guess I'd better do my best.
What's that mean?
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
So do we have to leave the river to get the ingredients?
No, just over there.
Over there?
Sister! I hear...
I hear farm animals!
Well... yeah.
It is a farm, after all.
This place provides all our local dairy needs.
What's wrong, Rec?
Why would the government allow this?!
Oh, don't worry about it. The best milk in Japan comes from here.
And yet another crackpot is running this loony farm, I'm sure.
I'm tired of all these close encounters!
Watch what you say. She can be very—
Hello, Sister.
Good afternoon. How have you been?
Maria...
Maria?
Wow. She's stunning, and she looks really kind. Her name really suits her.
Kappa-man got it right with her, at least.
Hello, I'm—
Oh, it's okay.
Please don't talk. You'll just be wasting our world's precious oxygen.
If you need a reason to live,
why not learn to breathe carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen?
Are you all right, Rec?
What was that about, Sister?
I feel as if my entire existence was just utterly rebuked.
As if I was just told to go off and die, and...
Calm down, Rec.
Sure, maybe she implied you're lower than a weed.
But that's just how she shows she cares.
Lower than a weed?!
I'm sorry, Rec. Actually, I've already heard all about you.
But I just can't stop myself from teasing cute boys.
That was a little more than just "teasing"!
I nearly lost my will to live!
You're rather sensitive, aren't you? I like you.
I'm Maria. Nice to meet you.
Sister! I really dislike that woman.
Nobody here is very nice to me, but her insults are on a whole other—
You're lucky, Rec. She likes you.
Anyway. Maria, I'm just here to pick up some milk and eggs.
Sure, I've got plenty.
Why'd Sister give me that death stare? I probably shouldn't have talked badly about her...
But I'm sure even Sister himself would lose it if someone insulted him like that!
Sister, could you please try your best to stop casting such a fat shadow?
The Sun has better things to do than shine down on you.
Sorry.
No effect!
You're sweaty.
Sorry.
And annoying.
Sorry.
Dirty cross-dresser.
My bad.
Pervert.
Sorry.
Pedo creep.
Sorry.
Simpleton.
I apologize.
You're hideous.
Sorry about that.
You rodent.
My condolences.
You're useless.
Sorry.
Good god! Even after all those insults, his face is solid as a rock!
Really, Sister. You never react to anything I say.
Damn straight! You'll have to do better than that!
You bore me.
Sor...
Sister!
Oh, heavens!
It sounded like an elephant collapsing.
Here comes our skit!
Iron-body experience!
Rec, here's a damn cookie.
I don't want it.
You sayin' you won't eat my homemade cookies?
Fine, I'll eat it! Happy now?
Next time, on 5 BRIDGE!
You ate it all, right?
Eh? Is that a remote detonator in your hand?!