Anime-Koi vs Tsundere - Special 1
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Anime-Koi
Tsundere
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
Hello, all of you who bought the Sabagebu bluray—
Hello, all of you who bought the Sabagebu! Blu-ray—
I mean, hello, all you wonderful people!
I mean, hello, all you wonderful people!
Would you believe it? We're headed for the president's summer home!
Would you believe it? We're headed for the president's summer home!
I've heard a lot about this place we're gonna be vacationing at.
I've heard a lot about this place we're gonna be vacationing at.
This is gonna be a-we-some!
This is gonna be a-we-some!
Our special training camp starts now, people.
Our special training camp starts now, people.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Damn, I knew it!
Damn, I knew it!
Uh-huh!
Indeed!
I think the viewers guessed it, too!
Surely our viewers guessed it, too!
So high!
So high!
Survival game crap even on vacation?
Survival game crap even on vacation?
Sonokawa, you won't be needing your gun today.
Sonokawa, you won't be needing your gun today.
Huh?
Huh?
What're we gonna be doing without guns?
What're we gonna be doing without guns?
Today we are undergoing special training to hone our minds and bodies.
Today we are undergoing special training to hone our minds and bodies.
Aw...
Aw...
Sounds boring and irritating.
Sounds like it'll be a pain.
Everyone knows you shouldn't waste calories on fancy moves when training.
Everyone knows you shouldn't waste calories on fancy moves when training.
D-Don't get the wrong idea, now!
D-Don't get the wrong idea, now!
We certainly aren't cutting any survival game scenes to give the animators a break!
We certainly aren't cutting any survival game scenes to give the animators a break!
Momoka-sama's panties!
Momoka-sama's panties!
Momoka-sama's stuff is—
Momoka-sama's stuff is—
What are you, a kid on her first vacation?
What are you, a kid on her first vacation?
All right. If you're done changing, follow me.
All right. If you're done changing, follow me.
Take it all in!
Behold!
I had this special training course constructed just for today!
I had this special training course constructed just for today!
I was expecting something like this to happen.
I was expecting something like this to happen.
But why the hell are we in school swimsuits?
But why the hell are we in school swimsuits?
I don't wanna wear this ugly thing outside of school too!
I don't wanna wear this ugly thing outside of school too!
Like you have someone to be pretty for.
Like you have someone to be pretty for.
Mind your own business!
Mind your own business!
Ow!
Ow!
Of all things to complain about.
Of all things to complain about.
Drink this in!
Drink this in!
This specialization in functionality!
This specialization in functionality!
It reigns in all extruding parts!
It reigns in all extruding parts!
A Renaissance piece in the aesthetics of thinness!
A Renaissance piece in the aesthetics of thinness!
Is there a more fitting fashion for water training?
Is there a more fitting fashion for water training?
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
And in an emergency we can go to the bathroom just like this!
And in an emergency we can go to the bathroom just like this!
Whoa! Keep it family friendly!
Whoa! Keep it family friendly!
Yes.
Yes.
The functionality of old-style swimsuits was never meant to facilitate doing one's business freely.
The functionality of old-style swimsuits was never meant to facilitate doing one's business freely.
It is said they were designed to pass water through them
It is said they were designed to pass water through them
and decrease the swimmer's resistance.
and decrease the swimmer's resistance.
Why are we even talking about school swimsuits?
Why are we even talking about school swimsuits?
It's common knowledge among cosplayers.
It's common knowledge among cosplayers.
Because those people are real "common".
Because those people are real "common".
Your objective is to clear the many stages and reach the goal.
Your objective is to clear each stage and reach the goal.
It's like an obstacle course. How fun!
It's like an obstacle course. How fun!
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
I could swear I've seen this on TV before.
I could swear I've seen this on TV before.
Me too.
Me too.
As such, this survival game training course is named Sarutobi!
As such, this survival game training course is named Sarutobi!
They totally ripped off Sasuke!
They totally ripped off Sasuke!
Now, after me!
Now, after me!
Fine, fine.
Fine, fine.
Oh dear!
Oh dear!
I regret nothing!
I regret nothing!
One, two, dive!
One, two, dive!
Huh? It's just a regular pool?
Huh? It's just a regular pool?
What? A pool of eels?
What? A pool of eels?
Help!
Help!
The eels!
The eels!
The eels!
The eels!
No!
No!
Don't bite there!
Don't bite there!
Help!
Help!
Hey!
Hey!
Wait!
Wait!
No!
No!
What did you say?
What did you say?
Our camera work's sneaky-sneaky?
Our camera work's sneaky-sneaky?
But of course! This is an OVA!
But of course! This is an OVA!
Thank you for your purchase.
Thank you for your purchase.
Okay, the goal's close now.
Okay, the goal's close now.
Whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
This island feels kinda rough.
This island feels kinda rough.
And warm.
And warm.
Like it's alive, huh?
Like it's alive, huh?
No way. That's not possible.
No way. That's not possible.
This reminds me of the myth, the Hare of Inaba.
This reminds me of the myth, the Hare of Inaba.
Huh?
Huh?
Allow me to quickly explain.
Allow me to quickly explain.
Long, long ago there was a white hare that wanted to cross the sea.
Long, long ago there was a white hare that wanted to cross the sea.
Hold the phone! Why am I playing the white hare?
Hold the phone! Why am I playing the white hare?
The white hare conned the dragons living in the sea in order to cross over using their backs.
The white hare conned the crocodiles living in the sea in order to cross over using their backs.
But!
But!
Dorks!
Dorks!
Y'all got played!
Y'all got played!
The white hare exposed its lies on the back of the last dragon,
The white hare exposed its lies on the back of the last crocodile,
who then ripped the hare's fur off.
who then ripped the hare's fur off.
Maya-san's the one who's supposed to get stripped!
Maya-san's the one who's supposed to get stripped!
You're so mean!
You're so mean!
E-Even Miou-sama wouldn't cross that line...
E-Even Miou-sama wouldn't cross that line...
Besides, these clearly aren't dragons.
Besides, these clearly aren't crocodiles.
Good grief.
Good grief.
You all sure like to run your mouths.
You all sure like to run your mouths.
Who would prepare dragons as obstacles?
Who would prepare crocodiles as obstacles?
Yeah, what was I thinking?
Yeah, what was I thinking?
I got sharks, of course!
I got sharks, of course!
Good, good! Sharks are—
Good, good! Sharks are—
What?!
What?!
In the Hare of Inaba, the word “shark” is often mistranslated as “dragon”.
In the Hare of Inaba, the word “shark” is often mistranslated as “crocodile”.
See? Real sharks!
See? Real sharks!
That's just as bad!
That's just as bad!
Actually, on TV the other day—
Actually, on TV the other day—
Just stop talking!
Just stop talking!
H-How can they survive outside of salt water?
H-How can they survive outside of salt water?
Sharks are one of the only fish species that can live in both salt and fresh water.
Sharks are one of the only fish species that can live in both salt and fresh water.
Some have been reported getting stuck in rivers and lakes.
Some have been reported getting stuck in rivers and lakes.
They just won't die!
They're indestructible!
Maya-san!
Maya-san!
This is our chance to escape.
This is our chance to escape.
The sharks are bound to love chomping on her naughty body.
The sharks are bound to love chomping on her naughty body.
Stepping on the corpse of a friend to survive!
Stepping on the corpse of a friend to survive!
That's my Momoka-sama!
That's my Momoka-sama!
We'll never forget you, Maya-san.
We'll never forget you, Maya-san.
I'm not dead yet!
I'm not dead yet!
Whew! Safe—
Whew! Safe—
Huh?
Huh?
Why me?
Why me?
Why me?
Why me?
What is this, an 80's comic strip?
What is this, an 80's comic strip?
Seriously, mind your own business!
Seriously, mind your own business!
Good job, girls.
Good job, girls.
I'm filled with pride that you made it here without losing a single member.
I'm filled with pride that you made it here without losing a single member.
Miou!
Miou!
Stop that, you're making me blush!
Stop that, you're making me blush!
Uh, we literally just lost s—
Uh, we literally just lost s—
More importantly, President, how do we get back?
More importantly, President, how do we get back?
They look like they're sharpening their teeth for lunch.
They look like they're sharpening their teeth for lunch.
Sonokawa, have you forgotten what we are?
Sonokawa, have you forgotten what we are?
Huh?
Huh?
Open your ears!
Open your ears!
We are the unstoppable Survival Game Club!
We are the unstoppable Survival Game Club!
With guns, even the impossible is possible for us!
With guns, even the impossible is possible for us!
Even when surrounded by sharks!
Even when surrounded by sharks!
Uh, what guns?
Uh, what guns?
What will be the fate of Momoka and the girls?
What will be the fate of Momoka and the girls?
Where did Urara disappear to under the water?
Where did Urara disappear to under the water?
To be continued in Sabagebu! Special Mission 2! Not!
To be continued in Sabagebu! Special Mission 2! Not!
Jeepers, you scared me!
Jeepers, you scared me!
This is really, really, really, really just in their imaginations!
This is really, really, really, really just in their imaginations!
Their imaginations.
Their imaginations.
Right?
Right?
Right, Director?
Right, Director?
# ED