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Coalgirls

That bracelet is proof of the contract.

It's called the Contract Bracelet.

Now that you've been chosen by the Moderators,

you must fight no matter what.

You've become a Kämpfer, an elite born to fight.

My chest has gotten bigger...

My hair has grown longer...

D-Don't tell me...

I've never had this underwear...

You've become a Kämpfer.

Kämpfers must be female.

That's why you've turned into a girl.

Since you've been chosen, you must become a Kämpfer to fight.

Hey, I'm over here.

Do you understand?

Harakiri Tiger?

The plushie is talk-

A bracelet?

That's the Contract Bracelet.

What is this thing?!

That bracelet will glow before you transform.

By the way, I'm a messenger sent by the Moderators.

You could say that I'm something similar to an angel.

T-Those are my intestines, Natsuru-san!

I-I'm a...

Guy!

God...

This must be a dream.

It has to be.

You want to go back to sleep?

Let me help you.

All right...

Okay, here goes!

I'm back...

Sakura-san!

Good morning.

M-Morning!

Wanna take the bus to school together?

Sure, I'd be glad to.

You seem so happy. Did something good happen to you?

Yeah, I bumped into you.

Well, I'm glad I bumped into you too.

By the way...

Remember how I lent you that Harakiri Tiger? How's he doing?

Really well.

He's doing so well that his intestines are nearly flying out.

Oh yeah, I got that from Sakura-san...

That's a beautiful bracelet.

Huh?

The bracelet will glow before you transform.

I'm sorry, but I've gotta go...

Didn't you say you wanted to take the bus with me?

Well, umm...

I just remembered that I have something to do...

Well, it's really urgent...

Are you okay?

You don't look well.

I'm okay. Like I said-

At this rate, I'll transform right in front of her.

Yo. So you're my enemy?

Never thought such a girly-looking punk would be my enemy.

Say your prayers or something.

Natsuru-san? Huh?

So what happened last night wasn't a dream?!

Just like I thought, you're also a Kämpfer.

Come on, bring it on.

W-Why do we have to fight?!

Because you and I are both Kämpfers!

Even though you're a Kämpfer, you're not a Mobile Suit!

Not bad.

What's your name?

Natsuru Senou.

Senou Natsuru.

I'm Akane Mishima.

I'm Mishima Akane.

Savor the sound of it on your journey to hell.

Now I'm going to friggin' shoot your big fat ass!

Natsuru-san! Where are you?

Outta the way, you stupid bitch!

Sakura-san!

Stop!

W-What happened?

So you're a Zauber type...

Zauber?

Interesting...

Now I'm gonna go full out and kill you!

G-Get off me, you jerk!

Get the hell off of me already!

Boring.

So heavy-

Ow!

E-Excuse me, are you okay?

Good morning...

Did you do your homework?

Yeah, of course.

Lemme see it...

Senou!

Senou, someone's calling for you.

Higashida, who is it?

If it's the teacher, tell him I'm dead.

Huh? It's not.

It's a girl from the female side.

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That bracelet is proof of the contract.
It's called the Contract Bracelet.
Now that you've been chosen by the Moderators,
you must fight no matter what.
You've become a Kämpfer, an elite born to fight.
My chest has gotten bigger...
My hair has grown longer...
D-Don't tell me...
I've never had this underwear...
You've become a Kämpfer.
Kämpfers must be female.
That's why you've turned into a girl.
Since you've been chosen, you must become a Kämpfer to fight.
Hey, I'm over here.
Do you understand?
Harakiri Tiger?
The plushie is talk-
A bracelet?
That's the Contract Bracelet.
What is this thing?!
That bracelet will glow before you transform.
By the way, I'm a messenger sent by the Moderators.
You could say that I'm something similar to an angel.
T-Those are my intestines, Natsuru-san!
I-I'm a...
Guy!
God...
This must be a dream.
It has to be.
You want to go back to sleep?
Let me help you.
All right...
Okay, here goes!
I'm back...
Sakura-san!
Good morning.
M-Morning!
Wanna take the bus to school together?
Sure, I'd be glad to.
You seem so happy. Did something good happen to you?
Yeah, I bumped into you.
Well, I'm glad I bumped into you too.
By the way...
Remember how I lent you that Harakiri Tiger? How's he doing?
Really well.
He's doing so well that his intestines are nearly flying out.
Oh yeah, I got that from Sakura-san...
That's a beautiful bracelet.
Huh?
The bracelet will glow before you transform.
I'm sorry, but I've gotta go...
Didn't you say you wanted to take the bus with me?
Well, umm...
I just remembered that I have something to do...
Well, it's really urgent...
Are you okay?
You don't look well.
I'm okay. Like I said-
At this rate, I'll transform right in front of her.
Yo. So you're my enemy?
Never thought such a girly-looking punk would be my enemy.
Say your prayers or something.
Natsuru-san? Huh?
So what happened last night wasn't a dream?!
Just like I thought, you're also a Kämpfer.
Come on, bring it on.
W-Why do we have to fight?!
Because you and I are both Kämpfers!
Even though you're a Kämpfer, you're not a Mobile Suit!  
Not bad.
What's your name?
Natsuru Senou.
I'm Akane Mishima.
Savor the sound of it on your journey to hell.
Now I'm going to friggin' shoot your big fat ass!
Natsuru-san! Where are you?
Outta the way, you stupid bitch!
Sakura-san!
Stop!
W-What happened?
So you're a Zauber type...
Zauber?
Interesting...
Now I'm gonna go full out and kill you!
G-Get off me, you jerk!
Get the hell off of me already!
Boring.
So heavy-
Ow!
E-Excuse me, are you okay?
Good morning...
Did you do your homework?
Yeah, of course.
Lemme see it...
Senou!
Senou, someone's calling for you.
Higashida, who is it?
If it's the teacher, tell him I'm dead.
Huh? It's not.
It's a girl from the female side.
Sakura-san?!
Yeah right.
It'd be big news if Kaede Sakura, one of the two idols from the female side, came to find you.
Everyone would concentrate their hate on you and you'd get assassinated.
But if I were to be abused physically and verbally by the other idol, Shizuka Sango,
and then get assassinated from the concentration of hate,
I'd die a happy man.
The next time I get my hands on some of her pictures, I'll sell them to you.
No thanks.
You really like taking pictures, don't you?
There's nothing more fun in this world.
Oh, by the way.
Mikoto-chan's coming back soon, right?
Lemme take a picture of her...
Why ask me?
Ask her yourself.
I'm asking you because you've been friends with her since forever.
Where is she right now?
Well, she sent me a postcard a while ago.
Natsuru! What's up?
When I'm back, I'll make you some curry! I'll be back very soon!
Right now, I'm in Cape Verde. Love, Mikoto Kondo.
Cape Verde?!
Cape Verde is right around here.
Hey, Senou.
She looks like she's about to cry.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
No, it's okay. I shouldn't have...
Umm... Do you need something from me?
Actually, how did you get to the male side?
I-I'm a librarian, so I have a pass...
I'm sorry... I don't speak with guys often...
I apologize...
I'm really sorry...
Well, even if you apologize...
Umm... What's your name?
I'm Akane.
Akane Mishima.
Akane... Mishima?!
Aka-
Are you really the girl from this morning?
Yes.
Well, you said some really outrageous things.
Yes.
Like, "I'll kill you".
Yes...
And "big fat ass".
Yes...
And "stupid bitch".
Yes...
And "I'm going to friggin' shoot..."
P-Please stop making fun of me.
My personality changes when I become a Kämpfer...
And I start saying extremely vulgar things.
I'm really sorry.
S-Sorry!
Me too!
My chest inflates like a balloon when I transform.
Your chest inflates?
But I didn't know that even personality can change.
Please look at this.
When this bracelet glows, that means you're going to transform into a Kämpfer.
Same color bracelets mean we're on the same side.
So that's why you stopped attacking me?
That's not all...
You were so brave...
If blue means we're on the same side, what about our enemies?
They wear red ones.
You know a lot.
Black Seppuku Bunny told me.
He's a type of plushie from the Entrails Animal Series.
What? You want something from me?
Well, whatever.
I'm only going to say it once, so listen carefully.
There are three types of weapons that Kämpfers use.
For example, a gun like the one Akane uses.
There's also magic known as Zauber like what Natsuru used.
And there's the final type - the sword, which is known as Schwert.
S-Sch...?
Why is it so hard to pronounce?
It's German, you retard!
Black Seppuku Bunny has a dirty mouth...
He has a voice like Yukari Tamura-san's.
Yukari Tamura?
You don't know who she is?
She's a voice actress.
So Yukari Tamura has a dirty mouth?
What I mean is that Black Seppuku Bunny
has a bad mouth and he sounds like Yukari Tamura.
My Harakiri Tiger sounds like the original Shizuka-chan... 
When did you become a Kämpfer?
Around six months ago.
I remember I woke up and felt really hot...
B-By hot, I don't mean it that way!
Then what do you mean?
T-Then I was holding a big and black and shiny Gewehr...
Big and black?
P-Please don't misunderstand me!
A Gewehr! A gun!
I was holding a gun!
What on earth are you thinking about?!
Oh, speaking of which, the German dictionary is over here.
This?
Yes.
It's stuck...
Senou-san, not again...
S-Sorry!
Mishima-san, are you all right?
Senou-san, your stiff thing is...
Come on, stand up.
I-It's standing up?!
Hold it.
H-Hold what?!
What?
What do you want me to hold?!
Are you retarded?
Please be quiet in the library.
Student Council President...
I-I'm sorry!
Think about time and place before you attempt to do sexual things.
You're not estrous beasts.
No! You're getting the wrong idea!
Senou-san suddenly...
H-Hey!
You'll be late for class.
Go back to your classrooms.
Okay.
Mishima-san, that was mean.
It's glowing again!
Don't worry, no one's here.
Is this your first time over on the female side?
Of course!
It's impossible for us guys to pass through the strict security to go onto the female side.
So this is the female side.
I'm breathing the same air as Sakura-san!
Now's not the time for this.
So you don't know why Kämpfers are fighting against other Kämpfers?
I asked Black Seppuku Bunny quite a few times...
But he always says he didn't know... And then I get mad...
You don't know?! You Yukari Tamura sound-a-like!
Stop abusing me! You Yui Horie sound-a-like!
I become so violent after I transform.
Wait, so why do we suddenly transform?
One reason is like this morning when I got aroused and felt like fighting...
Aroused, huh?
No! Not that kind of aroused!
And the other reason is because another Kämpfer is near you.
How long will it be before I transform back?
At first, it's random.
It might take anywhere from five minutes to a few days.
Once you get used to it, you can transform back on your own will.
What's the matter?
I-I need to go to the bathroom!
Don't worry.
It's not a big deal.
Senou-san, go!
Can you watch my back?
I'm not into that- But if you insist...
Huh?
I just want you to watch out for me.
Oh, I see!
Jeez, you nearly gave me a heart attack!
D-Do I have to flip up my skirt?
Or take it off?
Natsuru-san!
Sakura-san!
I-I'm sorry about this morning.
Well, I...
Don't worry about it.
I'm just glad you're all right.
Well, actually, I want to ask you...
O-Oh, I'll go on first.
Okay, see you next time.
I-I'm sorry.
Well, actually...
There's someone I'm kinda interested in...
I just can't get this someone out of my head.
I really want to meet that person again...
And see, I was wondering if you know them.
So fabulous and cool...
And wearing our school's uniform...
And she saved me!
I'm talking about that girl on the street from this morning!
Natsuru-san, if you know her, please introduce me to her!
Sure...
What a disaster.
Well, you're basically the same person, so it isn't a big deal.
I want her to fall in love with my male self.
What should I do?
So what do you think I should do?
I don't know.
Can't you just turn her down?
But Sakura-san is a beautiful person.
Why are you telling me that...
It has nothing to do with me!
Well Mishima-san, you're really the only one who I can ask for an opinion...
Just call me Akane.
Everyone calls me that.
And you're the first guy to call me by that name.
All right, Akane-chan.
Same goes with you, call me Natsuru.
Okay, Natsuru-san.
Akane-chan.
What's up, bastard.
You have balls to call me "Akane-chan".
You told me to call you that-
Wait, why did you transform?
You told me that when you transform suddenly, it means that you want to fight...
Or that there's another Kämpfer near-
A Schwert-type, run!
Where did she...
Akane-chan!
Akane-chan!
Seriously, for crying out loud.
Natsuru, friends don't address each other with honorifics.
Akane-chan!
Wanna die?
A-Akane.
What should we do now?
I wanna fight back,
but we don't even know where she's attacking from.
Natsuru, be the bait and run out.
When the enemy tries to attack you, I'll finish her off.
Bait? Me?
Don't worry. I'm counting on you, partner.
Here goes!
Akane!
Sakura-san...
So you're the one behind this!
Akane, stop!
Moderators have existed since ancient times.
An enormous attack by a Kämpfer
brought about mankind's final war.
The world is about to meet its end.
At this time,
an Entrails Animal stood up for the sake of living!
...well, we're plushies so we don't have lives.

Natsuru Senou suddenly woke up one morning as a Kämpfer.
Akane Mishima is also a Kämpfer.
I know at least that much.
Kämpfer are born to fight.
Huh? Why are they fighting?
Don't worry about the details.
Cut your yappin', punks.
Just go out there and kick some ass!
So you're the one behind this!
Akane!
Stop!
Look, it's not her.
God dammit.
It would've been better if that bitch was a Kämpfer.
Do you really hate her that much?
She stopped attacking.
But why?
Is she afraid of being late to class or something...?
I'm going back to class.
After all, I'm an honor student.
What about Sakura-san?
Ain't my problem.
You deal with it.
Deal with it?
I can feel her...
S-She's so tender...
Now is so not the time to get horny!
From this point on is the girl's side, territory that boys shouldn't enter.
But once again, I've...
Higashida and some other guys have tried to infiltrate numerous times.
I heard they were trying to dig a tunnel under the wall...
But since I transformed into a girl, it's not a problem for me.
Should I be happy or sad?
Natsuru! What's up?
I'm enjoying myself in Suriname!
I'm coming back soon and I'll make you curry when I do.
Look forward to it!
Love, Mikoto Kondou.
Suriname?
Suriname is right around here.
Hoho. So you've finally met the enemy Kämpfer.
She was really strong. Wait, it was a she, right?
Of course. All Kämpfer must be female.
That's why you transform into a girl.
That's just how it is.
It's your fault isn't it?
It's the Moderators'.
Also, Kämpfer always tend to gather around one place.
When one appears, two or three more are bound to be in the same area.
Like I said, it's your fault.
It's the Moderators'!
So that means the enemy is also a student at my school.
Duh. This is getting fun!
What the hell!
I wonder who the Kämpfer is.
Hopefully she doesn't attack me out of the blue again.
Hey, Senou.
Akane-chan asked for you.
Huh?
You called me here?
The student council president did.
Do you know what happened in the library yesterday?
Y-Yeah, I just heard about it from Higashida.
He's this guy in my cla-
From the Hottie Research Society, right?
Yes, I know.
How does she know?
Were you in the library?
No...
So you were.
You should just admit it.
As the student council president, I have to report this to the school.
I see...
U-Umm, Natsuru-san is a boy.
I heard it was a girl who caused the commotion in the library.
You were there too, weren't you?
Umm.
So you were.
It really doesn't matter if it was a boy or girl.
In the end, it was a girl who did it.
That's the problem.
If you have something to say, go ahead.
So you don't.
She's scary.
She's always like that, even during the library committee meetings-
Natsuru-san.
Sakura-san!
What's wrong?
I've been looking for a while, but...
I can't find her.
I know I asked you before, but when can you introduce me to that cool girl?
Umm, well...
Well?
After school tomorrow.
N-Natsuru-san!
Tomorrow? Thank you!
Thank you very much.
You're all right with that?
No way I am.
Akane-chan, are you free after school today?
Wanna come to my house?
Y-Your house?
Don't be shy.
I've never been to a guy's house before.
No one else is home.
We'll be all alone?
No one will hear you scream.
If I scream...?!
I don't even know if I will make those noises!
Huh?
So this is Natsuru-san's room.
This is the first time I've been in a boy's room...
I'm so nervous...
Don't be so stiff.
Stiff?!
Akane-chan...
Are you okay?
Please, be gentle...
What should I do?
I need your advice.
On how to become stiff?
Sakura-san asked me to introduce her tomorrow, but...
Why did you agree to it?
Just because.
That's not a reason.
Do girls ever fall in love with each other?
I wouldn't know.
Go out and date her.
She's one of the school idols, right?
Everyone will be jealous. Right, Black Seppuku Bunny?
Yeah, sounds good to me.
There's nothing stopping a Kämpfer from going out with a girl.
Do it.
You seem to be getting along well with Harakiri Tiger even though you just met.
Wait, you can't just say, "Do it."
Do what?
Nothing at all!
Anyway, what are you going to do when you meet her?
What am I going to do?
Just make her dislike you.
How could I!
But I think that's a great idea.
It'll make her not want to see you again.
But...
She'll hate the female you, not the male you.
Boys' hearts are so complicated.
How would I make her hate me?
Rip her skirt off!
Wait, just strip her naked!
No!
What if she likes it?!
Akane-chan, would you like it if someone ripped your skirt off?
That depends...
Depends on what?
I can't imagine Sakura-san hating me!
Do your best.
If you do the Stupid Dance we talked about yesterday, you'll be fine.
Why does she look so happy?
All right, Akane-chan. Here goes.
Man, this sucks balls.
Learn how to transform by yourself already.
Go and get yourself hated, partner!
D-Did I make you wait?
No, I just got here.
You saved me in the library, right?
I'd like to thank you for that.
I'm Kaede Sakura.
What's your name?
Natsuru Senou.
Natsuru Senou-san?
You have the same name as a boy named Senou Natsuru.
I'm a friend of his.
She thinks of me as a friend!
But wait, I told her my real name!
What the hell are you doing, retard?
Make her hate you already.
Umm, Natsuru-san.
Wanna go up to the roof?
The setting sun is beautiful.
She's really pretty.
Natsuru-san, are you going out with anyone?
Eh? N-No.
Umm, I... I haven't been able to stop thinking of you since I first saw you.
I even dreamt about you last night.
If you don't mind...
Would you like to go out with me?
Huh?
Please excuse me for a second!
She confessed to me! What should I do?!
I know. I was watching.
I'll turn that bitch into a honeycomb. 
Wait! I'll go. How should I answer her?
As if I'd know, you dumbass.
Forget answering her.
Just do the Stupid Dance and make her hate you already.
That'll solve everything.
I don't want to make her hate me...
But it looks like I have to.
Sakura-san, I'm going to dance, so watch me.
Hoop-dee-doo! Hoop-dee-doo!
Welcome back.
Umm, where's Sakura-san?
You just missed her.
Don't worry, she's unharmed.
I need to talk to you, Natsuru Senou-san.
Don't be so surprised.
I'm also a Kämpfer.
I'm your enemy.
So it was you!
You're the one who attacked us in the library.
I backed down because class was starting.
An honor student like me shouldn't be late to class.
Quit yer yappin' and say your prayers!
Why don't we see which is faster, your Gewehr or my Schwert.
Sounds fun.
You're being rather rude to Shizuku-sama.
You should just finish them with your daggers.
What'd you say?!
For something voiced by Nana Mizuki, you say some pretty queer things!
You shitfaced doll!
Shut your trap, you Yui Horie sound-a-like!
I'm not a shitfaced doll. I'm Electrocuted Lynx.
Pardon the doll. I got her from Kaede but she has quite an attitude.
So the dolls Sakura-san gives out are all Messengers?
I don't know and don't care.
I'm only interested in...
Wait!
I'm not going to.
If you want to save Kaede, then you'll have to defeat me!
You're kidding...
Run for it!
Natsuru, be a decoy.
What if I die?!
I'll leave flowers at your grave and mourn for you.
Kaede will probably cry too. Ain't that nice?
You must be kidding me.
A dead end?!
Looks like we'll need a plan.
I'll stop Shizuku's Schwert with my body.
Blow off her head with your Zauber!
With my Zauber?
How do I fire it?
Don't screw with me, asshole!
But...
Concentrate! Just concentrate!
Just concentrate and you'll be able to do it.
I'm counting on you.
Go blow up her head like a watermelon!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
I can't do it that quickly!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
Hurry up!
Akane!
I knew you could do it!
Your Zauber isn't much, is it?
You piece of shit!
Shut up! I'm new to this!
Do your friendly bickering later.
I was going to enjoy this a bit more, but...
Too bad.
Akane.
What?
I've got no time to explain.
Buy me some time.
What the hell are you talking about?
Please.
Damn. No idea what's in your head, but...
Leave it to me, partner!
It's futile.
So reds really are three times faster? 
Just hold on a bit more...
Farewell.
Now!
Eat shit, bitch!
Natsuru... You bastard!
That's enough, Akane.
You shouldn't show mercy to your enemies.
It's not mercy, it's a deal.
Deal?
In return for sparing me, I see.
What are the conditions?
Leave Sakura-san alone.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Forget about Kaede!
Shut up.
President, yes or no?
Yes.
You're kidding!
That's enough.
Fuck...
You'll regret this.
I'll keep my promise.
But that doesn't change the fact that I am your enemy.
So we have to fight no matter what?
Do you know why Kämpfer fight?
That's what I want to know.
I believe I'll find the answer if I keep fighting.
Someday the Moderators might even set their eyes on me.
Then everything will be clear.
Don't worry about Kaede.
Natsuru Senou, huh?
Dammit, I can't believe you just let her go.
We should have just killed her.
But if I did that, I'd feel like I'd lose something important as a Kämpfer.
Quit acting like you're some badass.
Go lock that something important up in a safe or whatever.
Well, anyway, that sprinkler idea was pretty nice.
But in the end, nothing was resolved.
I didn't give Sakura-san an answer, and the President is an enemy Kämpfer...
Akane-chan.
What's wrong?
Umm, there's someone looking for you.
Who might that be?
Senou-kun, you seem frightened.
You talk as if yesterday had never happened.
Kaede doesn't remember what happened yesterday.
Isn't that great?
Don't tell me you erased her memories...
Well, I wonder myself.
But anyway, there's something that's bothering me.
Kaede is looking for the female Natsuru Senou.
The Newspaper Club has also started acting.
"A mysterious hottie has appeared" or something.
A rumor has spread through the school,
but I don't want the students to know about the Kämpfer.
What do you want us to do?
It's simple.
I want to dispell that rumor.
It'll work as long as the girl in question really exists.
Senou-kun.
You'll be transferring to the girls' side.
W-Wait!
It can't be that easy to transfer him...
You'll need the school's permission-
Don't worry. I've already taken care of that.
President, how much authority do you have?
But.. the girls' side?
It's okay.
Fine...
I'm counting on you, Natsuru Senou-san.
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away.
Kämpfer, Episode III: The Secret Flower Garden.
Natsuru was entrusted with a bracelet, a memento of his father,
by the mysterious Messenger, Harakiri Tiger.
He became a Kämpfer, a soldier of the Republic.
Natsuru fought in order to defeat the Imperial Army.
But Shizuku Sangou of the Dark Side stood in his way.
Watch the next episode, you sluts!

Due to the intervention of the student council president,
Natsuru Senou was admitted to the girls' side.
Oh come on, cheer up!
The other boys can't enter the girls' side even if they wanted to!
There's even a rumor about an underground organization trying to dig a tunnel to the girls' side.
Thumping hearts and burning passion...
Youth is so wonderful!
Seitetsu Private Academy.
Although it's a co-ed school, there's almost no interaction between the boys' and girls' sides.
The girls' side is considered a secret garden with entry forbidden to boys.
This is a story of a "girl" who became lost within that paradise.
Umm... Nice to meet you all.
Natsuru-san!
Akane-chan's in this class?!
Damn you, Madam President!
Senou-san, you'll sit...
There's an open seat next to me-
Wow! She's so cool! So cool!
She's a beauty!
Hey, how tall are you?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Or maybe a girlfriend?
What's your cup size?
W-Wait...
Your voice turns me on!
N-Natsuru-san!
Everyone, calm down!
All right!
You'll be sitting next to me, the class rep.
Why's she so pushy?
Natsuru-tan, please let me smell you.
She's standing next to the class rep so I guess I'll call her the vice rep.
Do you want a pot that brings you fortune?
If you buy it now for twelve installments, it will only cost you this much.
Money talk? I guess she's the treasurer.
That's enough!
She's been away from school for a while so stop bothering her!
Bothering her?
Not at all.
Shizuku-chan- The student council president asked me to look after her!
Wait! Natsuru-sa-
You girls...
What you said about the student council president...
That was a lie.
If I hadn't said that, we couldn't be alone together.
Natsuru-san, we finally meet again.
I've been looking for you.
But I couldn't find you no matter how hard I tried...
I missed you.
It was the first time I've ever felt so lonely...
Sakura-san...
But here I am together with you again!
I can't hide my feelings for you anymore.
I love you!
Sakura-san...
Natsuru-san?
I-I'm sorry!
Natsuru-san!
What should I do?!
This is a shitty time to turn back into a guy!
Huh? It stopped.
Geez. You can't even control it yourself yet?!
Ya fuckin' shithead.
Akane?
You let that bitch run off with you and now look what's happened to you.
You saved me, really-
Listen up.
Never ever let yourself be stolen away by that thieving slut again!
Slut? You mean Sakura-san?
And if your bracelet ever lights up again at school, run to the library.
Okay...
I'll protect you for the time being. Got it?
Thanks.
Don't thank me for every little thing. Moron.
But Sakura-san isn't a slut.
And of course, she's not a thief either.
Die!
Stop it! Akane!
No!
I'm glad I'm back inside the classroom, but...
T-This is...
A grape! She's eating a grape!
I want Natsuru-sama to roll her tongue around me like that!
What the hell...
You're the hottest thing around right now.
There's usually nothing exciting here so rumors about you have gone around.
So, I'll sell you this bottled water.
If you drink it, you'll live until you die.
Well duh...
For some reason, Akane-chan's been ignoring me the whole time.
Excuse me, let me through please.
Hello! I'm from the Newspaper Club!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Masumi Nishino from Class 1-3.
My blood type is B.
My grades are a little under average.
My hobby is listening to music while I sleep.
You can check my three sizes for yourself.
Just kidding!
Masumi-chan?
Oh, Akane-chan. So you're in the same class as Natsuru-san?
You know her?
Yes, she's a year younger and we've been friends ever since we were small.
You being Akane's classmate makes things easier for me.
That being said, lemme interview you.
Interview?
Don't you know?
It's the Newspaper Club's job to report about the new transfer student who's recently returned to school.
Let's begin.
O-Okay.
I guess I should do it since it's their job.
Let's get down to business...
Tell me a secret you don't want people to know.
Your agitation tells me you have one.
If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
I bet you're thinking, "If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore."
Are you an ESPer?
Natsuru-san, why did you take a break from school?
I was ill.
What kind of illness was it?
It was a mixture of a few...
Like what?
Chronic headaches, ulcers, gastroenteritis and...
Sounds painful.
Are you dating anyone?
Not really...
You're not?
If a hottie like you can't get anyone, the rest of us are screwed.
What type of person do you like?
I don't have a preference...
I see. So you don't judge books by their covers.
Has anyone ever confessed to you?
I love you!
Oh, it's written on your face.
No, not at all!
Oh?
Oh well.
That's it for the interview.
We're done?
Yuuup! Please look forward to the article, okay?
What's with this article? What do you mean by yuri?!
It refers to the romantic feelings girls who are going through puberty have for each other.
And also their strong bonds of friendship.
Natsuru-tan, you smell nice today.
Today's special is this wall scroll...
Look, it's Natsuru-sama!
Now, now, don't push.
It costs 500 yen to talk to Senou-san for 30 seconds.
An extra 1000 yen if you want to touch her.
They're taking money?
Natsuru-tan is property of Class 2-4 after all.
Before they leave, I'll try to sell this soothing picture to them.
Natsuru-oneesama, please become my sworn sister!
My name is Princess Prince Melon.
Let's cross the rainbow to the Melon Melon Planet together!
If you don't accept this love letter that I've written with my own blood,
I'll curse you for five hundred million years.
Please call me a dirty pig! Please scold me!
Please wear this for me.
Look at how much we've made. We should celebrate!
It smells good.
We'll turn this into capital.
You!
Natsuru-tan, where are you going?
Well, I think it's time for me to go.
No it's not.
You have a photo shoot at 3:00, an autograph session at 3:30, and a tea party at 4:00.
Give me a break!
What are you doing?!
Now we can do whatever we like with Natsuru-sama.
Kyaa~~~ She's so sensitive!
I'll use my hand.
Hey! I'll be the first one to touch Natsuru-sama!
No, I will!
No dear, I will!
No, it'll definitely be me!
No, me!
You shut up!
No, you shut up!
Outta the way!
Enough already! Stop!
Natsuru! What's up? It must be boring over there.
But don't worry, I'll hang out with you when I get back.
I'm in Antigua and Barbuda right now. Love, Mikoto Kondou.
Antigua and Barbuda is right around here.
It's the polar opposite of boring!
You seem quite exhausted.
Geez. When will I turn back into a guy?
At this rate I might lose my virginity.
Virginity? Like that matters nowadays.
I'm so going to throw you out with the combustible trash one day!
Yes?
Wassup!
What is it, Akane-chan?
I went to the cake shop after the library committee meeting
and I just thought you'd like some too. Here.
I see. Thanks a lot!
Later.
I think it'll taste better with tea.
I was thinking the same thing.
And it'll be more enjoyable if someone else is there...
Akane-chan, do you want to eat it with me?
Y-Yes!
You're good at making tea.
This cake is great.
But I don't think I could eat the rest of it by myself.
Want us to help you?
We'd be happy to take a piece.
Can you even digest it with your guts hanging out like that?
I wonder if Natsuru-san will get mad at me if I scoot in a bit closer.
Akane-chan?
You've got cream on your face.
I wonder why Sakura-san didn't show up today.
I thought she liked the female me, and I haven't answered her confession yet...
What's wrong, Akane-chan?
It's time for me to leave.
You should stay for a bit longer.
No, it would pain me to stay any longer.
Did you eat too much?
That's not it!
Akane-san, you shouldn't expect too much from Natsuru-san.
Yup, yup.
This guy's so dense he'll never catch on.
He'll probably make it to the Guinness World Records.
Excuse me.
Hey, you've still got cream on your face!
This thing doesn't even make a sound anymore! Is it broken?
Man, I miss the boys' side.
I should just disguise myself and sneak back there.
Good morning.
You're here!
You smell of stress today!
Your lucky item today is this feather blanket.
You'll get a discount if you buy three.
I'll brief you on today's schedule.
Right after attendance is taken, you'll go to a hymn recital.
After first period, go to the nurse's office to take pictures for a slideshow.
After second period, you'll read an adult novel out loud.
I don't feel good, I'm going home.
No you won't!
If we're going with the lesbian theme, it would be of Casablanca-quality.
I still don't get what's up with this lesbian thing!
Please stop that!
Sakura-san...
Stop treating Natsuru-san like she's your toy!
But as you can see, she's now the new heroine of Seitetsu Academy.
I've read this already.
Sakura-san, what's written there is...
I'm convinced this article is complete and utter nonsense!
She doesn't just love any girl.
She loves just one person with her whole heart.
Sakura-san...
Come on, let's go, Natsuru-san.
Thanks for saving me this morning.
Thanks to you, the commotion has gone down.
I'm glad to be of help to you.
I just couldn't let them defile your brilliance and chastity.
So, without a thought, I stepped in to deny those lies.
But you didn't deny the lesbian thing...
This is delicious!
Natsuru-san, would you like a bite?
Here. Open your mouth.
See?
If I can be with her all the time, then being a girl might not be so bad.
Hope you don't mind if I sit here.
Shizuku-chan!
This is Natsuru Senou-san. She's come back to school after a long absence.
Of course I know. I saw your argument this morning.
Oh, you were there?
You wholeheartedly love one person just like Kaede said, right?
That's the rumor I've heard all around.
My, Shizuku-chan, I can't compete with your sharp ears.
I heard that you're dating someone from the boys' side.
If I recall correctly, your boyfriend has the same exact name as you...
What are you-
Sakura-san?
Sakura-san!
Hey! What are you trying to pull?
Nothing really.
Quit acting dumb!
You're just making this situation even more complicated!
Oh dear. I'm doing this for your sake.
What the hell?!
Everything is for your sake.
Natsuru-sama, is it true?!
I can't believe you love that Natsuru guy!
How cruel, I can't believe she'd betray us like this.
The rumor's already spreading...
Oneesama!
Oh no, the Melon Melon planet is going to explode!
I'm going to stab him to death!
Wait, calm down!
What crappy timing!
Natsuru-sama!
I'm sorry!
Just in time...
Akane-chan!
It's been a while since I've been in my male form.
What's the meaning of this?!
Why would the female Natsuru Senou be dating the male Natsuru Senou?
T-That's because the student council president...
There's a limit to how arrogant you can be!
Akane-chan...
You're always like this!
Because you're always so ambiguous, I-
Oww...
S-Sakura-san.
This is...
I hate people like you...
Even though you have someone who has dedicated her heart to you...
You're still cheating on her...
No, Sakura-san, it's a misunderstanding-
I'll make her mine.
I won't lose to you!
The exploration team that was sent to the North Pole
decided to retreat because of deteriorating health problems.
Natsuru and the Entrails Animals were left behind.
Standing before the ones who starved in the cold
was the mysterious dual gun Kämpfer, Kuzuhara-san.
Next episode, the Fighting Maidens.
I can't stand it anymore...

After being enrolled into the girls' side,
Natsuru-san found himself as the target of the girls' flirting.
His once mundane life was given meaning.
Being chosen by the Moderators as a Kampfer
probably wasn't so bad after all.
It's important to live life without regrets.
It's wonderful to be alive.
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I say, but I'm a stuffed doll.
I'm not exactly a living thing.
It's gotta be Sakura-san.
Agreed.
What? It's gotta be the student council president.
I want Shizuku-sama to look down on me and treat me like a pig.
Sakura-san...
I'll make her mine. I won't lose to you!
Oh man, what should I do?
You seem troubled, Senou.
Whoa! Higashida!
It's only natural that you'd be troubled right now.
Like we were saying, the cultural festival is coming up soon.
During this once-a-year festival,
the barrier between the paradise of the girls' side
and the worthless hell that is the boys' side will disappear.
As the special advisor of the Hottie Research Club, I can't keep quiet about it.
Don't make up titles for yourself!
I understand how you feel.
After all, this particular cultural festival
marks the revival of the Miss Seitetsu Academy Contest since this school became co-ed.
It's what everyone's been waiting for.
Sakura-san...
Not only that, one of the Three Beauties of Seitetsu has been confirmed as a contestant.
I can't help but burn with excitement!
That's right, she's the newest star to soar into the girls' side.
Her name is Natsuru Senou.
W-Wait. Why am I participating in a beauty contest?
I'm not talking about you, idiot.
Don't you know? She's already famous on our side.
"Unanimously confirmed as one of Seitetsu Academy's Three Hotties,
the ever mysterious Natsuru Senou joins the war.
This just leaves the other two..."
As a member of the Hottie Research Club,
I can't wait to see how Sakura Kaede and Shizuku Sangou react to this!
Hey!
What the hell? How come I'm participating in a beauty contest?
What kind of harassment is this?
Why am I participating in a beauty contest? I'm a guy.
You're a girl.
I randomly transformed into a girl again just now.
I can't control it myself yet.
I wasn't trying to harass you.
It's the student council's duty to provide an excellent school life for all students.
I want everyone to enjoy the cultural festival.
I decided your participation is necessary for that sake.
That's all.
One mysterious girl has attracted attention from both the boys' and girls' sides.
If she stands on stage at the cultural festival, then all the students will feel more motivated.
In other words, you're using me.
Oh, but you can make use of this too.
For the sake of this academy, I'll work as hard as I can as the student council president.
Well... I can see that you're putting a lot of thought into the cultural festival.
But that's even more reason to reconsider my participation in this contest.
Are you that opposed to it?
I don't like standing out.
And if I do participate, then I'd feel bad for the participants who are taking the contest seriously.
Well, I'll get a replacement for you, but under one condition.
Condition?
Make me feel good.
H-How is it?
Could use some work.
Then how about this?
That's not good enough. You're a guy, so do it harder.
D-Do what harder?
Oww...
You're not very good at this.
What're you gonna do about it? The only other woman who I've given a massage was my mother.
So I was your first?
Yeah, I guess.
By the way, you were my first man.
Oh, is that so?
Anyway, that was your condition?
You've got some pretty stiff shoulders.
Despite who I am, I'm still a regular high school student.
And besides, I've been busy lately.
Regular? You can do whatever you want, can't you?
That's not true.
I never thought of becoming like this when I was young.
What did you want to become?
A comedian. I love comedy.
I wanted to be on stage and make my audience laugh.
But I'm bad at speaking, so I can't do it.
Keep going.
O-Okay!
Comedian?
It doesn't seem like she's joking.
But I just can't picture her as one.
Senou-kun, you're quite daring.
Why'd you turn around?
So you're into lesbians.
You know I'm a guy!
Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
I've fulfilled your condition, so let's consider this beauty contest thing a done deal.
Could you close your eyes for a second?
Close your eyes.
Y-Yes, ma'am!
Geez, what's up with her?
What's this scent?
It smells sweet and fluttery...
Hey... wait!
Stop it, Madam President! I'm a guy!
It's about time.
You bitch, what the fuck are you trying to do to my partner?
We were talking about her replacement for the cultural festival.
Talking my ass!
You're just taking advantage of Natsuru's weakness and pulling her strings.
It might have been consensual...
Hmph. That chicken isn't like that.
She touched my breasts.
You moron, there's no way this pussy would do that, right?
Anyway, we'll settle this once and for all, partner!
Leave your excuses for when you reach Valhalla!
That's enough for today.
You're running away?
Did you not notice the bell ringing?
I have a class to attend.
Madam President!
I'm looking forward to the beauty contest.
Hey, that's not what we agreed to!
Your massage was in exchange for the cost of the wall repairs.
You're partners, right?
Oh yes, do show up in your male form the next time you come here.
Hilarious... I can't believe Natsuru-san's going to be in a Miss Beauty contest...
The biggest miss-take is your life and gender.
I'm sorry! If I hadn't done that...
I already said it's okay.
We're dealing with a devil.
It would have happened no matter what we did.
Are you really going to participate in the beauty contest?
I'm reluctant, but...
What exactly should I do for this contest?
Fight! Yeah!
I suppose I'll have to do something onstage.
I don't have any special tricks though.
Why don't you sing a song?
Anime songs these days sound normal and are geared towards normal people.
Singing in front of people?
What are you going to do about your clothes?
There's that too.
You've also got the contest coming up.
It's best if your underwear matches.
U-Underwear?!
I agree.
Natsuru-san still can't transform on his own yet.
M-My underwear transforms along with the school uniform, so...
But I wonder why the school uniform is so special.
Doesn't that just mean the Moderators have a school uniform fetish?
I see.
But I've got a problem with shopping for girlie stuff.
I won't stop you from fighting without a bra on when you transform.
The sight of your breasts bouncing around as you fight will certainly be one to behold.
I've got no choice.
Hey, Akane-chan.
W-Will you come with me?
Come?!
N-N-N-N-Natsuru-san, will you lead?
U-Uh, no. I'd rather you lead.
I'm leading?!
I understand.
I'll do it carefully!
Thanks, you're a great help.
Sorry, did you wait long?
I see you're in your female form today.
I woke up like this.
I prefer the male Natsuru-san...
Huh? Did you say something?
N-Nothing really! I was saying I just got here.
Oh, I see. I should have slept in a bit longer.
All right, let's go.
After we find you a matching outfit and underwear, we'll go practice at a karaoke box.
Sounds fun, Akane-chan.
That's why they say girls enjoy shopping.
What do you think of this?
I-Isn't it a bit too flashy?
Really?
Natsuru-san, what kind would you prefer then?
P-Prefer? I'll leave it to you.
All right, I will!
I didn't think there'd be so many kinds of bras...
If I don't wear one, my boobs will spill out!
Oh, excuse me.
Fancy seeing you here, Senou-kun.
Unfortunately for you, I tend to wear my underwear.
But I take it you're the opposite?
No, no, no, no!
Ah, Madam President!
Oh, Mishima-san.
Are you two on a date?
Yes, we're on a-
We just met up to go shopping!
Natsuru-san, you're so dumb!
Geez, it's because you forced me into this contest that I'm wasting money like this!
Is that so? Then why don't I help you find what you're looking for?
I-I'll pick for her!
Oh, but it would be easier for me to pick for her.
Senou-kun and I have similar sizes.
Dooom~!
N-Natsuru-san, please try on the bra I picked!
Akane-chan...
Akane-chan, I can't...
It's all right!
Let me take care of it!
P-Please uncap your power level.
Just a bit more and it'll fit!
Y-You say that, but...
N-No! It'll never fit!
It's hard to put on by myself.
I'm sorry.
Maybe the size was too small after all.
No, not at all.
Why don't you try this on?
This should fit perfectly.
W-Wait...
Why thanks...
I'll lend you a hand.
No, I can do it myself.
Can you?
You can't just put your arms through the shoulder straps and hook the back.
You have to make the cups fit around the breasts.
They're my own breasts... Why am I so embarrassed?
You still don't understand.
Madam President?!
It'll be better if I just show you.
This is much faster than explaining it to you.
Watch closely.
Me too!
Akane-chan! No!
I said no!
That was fun.
Where are we going next?
You're not gonna follow us, are you?
Are you planning on attacking us when our guard is down?!
I have no intention of fighting you.
Instead, I think Senou-kun will be quite pleased.
Why would I?
Natsuru-san!
Ah, Sakura-san.
I called her just now.
Aren't you happy?
You're the devil.
I'm happy I get to see you on a day off.
Thanks.
Thanks for calling me here, Shizuku-chan.
We just happened to run into each other.
Then we thought about calling you to join us.
Really?
I'm glad, Natsuru-san.
I can't wait to hear you sing!
Same goes for me.
You'll be singing in a cute little voice, won't you?
Natsuru-san has sex appeal now.
She must be happier than when she's a guy.
What's wrong?
Me singing in a cute little-
Oh yeah, wanna sing a duet with me?
You can't! Natsuru-san is going to sing a duet with me!
I asked first!
I'm the one who invited her here first!
I also invited her!
Oh right, why don't we all sing first and then have Senou-san choose who to sing a duet with.
Hey, wait...
That's fine.
I think so too!
I'm up first.
This looks interesting, so let me join in too.
Why?!
Shizuku-chan, how could you!
It's not absolute, but it's a line someone else drew.
Don't force yourself. Flow along with your honesty.
You have no need for silly, limit-imposing rules.
I questioned myself softly in the mirror
and talked it over with my timid heart.
Everyone says I'm just a cute, normal girl...
It just doesn't feel right.
Hey darling, I might not stand out in the crowd,
but today I put all I can into my unrequited love for you.
We can take it slowly, so let's get closer to each other!
This is a crappy situation to be in.
Oh, that reminds me...
Hey there, Natsuru! I'm currently in N'Djamena, in the Republic of Chad.
I'm doing just fine! Even if my words can't reach people, my songs will let us understand each other.
Everyone, listen to my song!
Today reminds me of when I went to the karaoke box with Mikoto. She just wanted me to listen to her.
She wouldn't let go of the microphone once she got hold of it.
Huh?!
Well?
Senou-san, who do you choose?
I believe in you, Natsuru-san!
I did my best!
I-It's a draw!
I'll come back in a bit.
I need to take a call.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Natsuru-san...
We're finally alone together.
I want it...
Want what?
Don't tease me.
I can't hold back any longer!
Natsuru-san, please give me your answer.
Oh, my answer.
My bracelet...
I-I'm sorry!
Natsuru-san!
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
This is bad, if I turn back into a guy now...
What should I do?!
Please say it to my face!
Say what you will...
Natsuru-san!
I'm done for!
What are you doing?
Madam President!
Shizuku-chan, are you there?
What's wrong, Kaede?
I confessed to her, but Natsuru-san won't answer me at all.
Um, well...
Anyway, Madam President, please transform right now!
Oh, do you want to fight here?
Idiot, of course not!
You're so rude.
That's the first time anyone's called me an idiot.
I'm sorry.
Natsuru-san?
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
Kaede sounds desperate too.
P-Please.
Please transform already.
Natsuru-san?
Natsuru-san, are you all right?
What are you doing?
I-I can't believe you tried to force an answer out of her!
You should be ashamed!
It's for the sake of my beloved.
There's nothing to be ashamed of at all.
And it has nothing to do with you.
What? O-Of course it does!
I'm Natsuru-san's part- friend after all!
Well I'm her friend too!
It's shady of you to take advantage of her when we're not around!
People are usually just by themselves when they make a confession.
All right then.
Since you put it that way, I've made up my mind.
I'm going to participate in the beauty contest!
I'll confess again in front of the entire school.
That way, I'm sure Natsuru-san will give me an answer.
I won't let you!
I'll participate in the beauty contest too!
And I'll protect Natsuru-san!
I'll participate too.
If two of Seitetsu's Three Beauties and a rising star of a library committee member are participating,
then I must answer the expectations of the student body as their student council president.
But that doesn't mean that you have to...
I-I'm going to win, even if you're my competition!
M-Me too!
What's happened to this cultural festival?
Natsuru, who defeated the Red Kämpfer Kuzuhara,
was worrying about his future when he met Akane,
whose dream is to become a violinist.
As their love and friendship progressed,
he solemnly began writing a novel to find his own dream.
He's the one who keeps running on an asphalt road!
Next time, Meow Meow Comedy! ~First Kiss~
I can't freaking read German!
Let's get married, Natsuru!
Die!

The cultural festival is finally about to begin!
I'm looking forward to the beauty contest.
No matter how you look at it, Shizuku-sama will be the grand winner.
After all, no one can even begin to compare with her.
Who else is participating?
Natsuru Senou?
Akane Mishima?
Kaede Sakura?
Hmph. Compared to Shizuku-sama, they're just scum and trash.
She should just waste them already.
Shangri-la is just beyond that door!
To maintain order during the festival preparations,
the student council has given permission to open fire on boys.
For the sake of increasing our budget,
the girls' survival club is acting as a security force!
Aim and fire!
Yes, ma'am!
That's not a dud!
We've just received the new piece from the Anti-Shizuku Sangou-sama Committee!
I'll send up the manuscript I'm working on for the book where Natsuru-sama is always the bitch after I name it.
So leave that right there.
There's been a bio hazard accident in the girls' chemistry club.
They were developing something as an exhibit for the cultural festival.
Now it's on the run and destroying the school!
It's already time for the cultural festival?
This year's going to be lively.
It's time for the very first Natsuru-tan and Akane-chan Support Rally!
We'll support you with all we've got.
S-Support?
We won't be making money just by breaking hearts.
Of course, it's for winning the contest.
It's fine... I... I'd rather you focus on the class project than on me.
Hur hur. We're already done with that.
Well then, it's about time.
W-What?
You two have many rivals, such as Madame President and Sakura-san.
In order to beat them, your choice of clothing will be vital.
In other words...
Strip them!
Wait! Don't!
Please stand by.
When you think of summer, school swimsuits come to mind!
School swimsuits are awesome!
That's hot.
Tear off the bottom!
Why are we wearing swimsuits for the contest?
This is embarrassing.
We're not done yet.
These are just strings!
Barely made the cut for the TV broadcast.
They're swimsuits. I don't care what anyone else says, they're swimsuits.
So there's no problem with showing them off.
Bunny~ Bunny~ Don't touch!
If you leave a bunny all alone...
...they'll die~pyon!
Let's examine you~
Big sister will...
...ex~am~ine you.
Can you look me in the eye?
Bloomers will always be...
...in fashion!
Think you can tame me?
I'll make your heart go...
...*bang*!
Shall I be your new wife?
Would you like to eat dinner or take a bath?
Or...?
Welcome back.
We'll attend to you.
Master.
I feel like I've lost my dignity as a human being.
I'm damaged goods!
What fabulous eye candy!
Well done!
*sniff sniff* It's the scent of Natsuru-tan's naked body.
I've got plenty of nice photos to work with now.
It'll be our top priority to make sure these photos are readily available.
Please don't worry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now that we've seen you try them on, we'll be deciding what you wear for the contest.
In the meantime, please change in the dressing room over there.
You should have let us use that in the first place!
I'm tired.
Let's hurry up and change, Akane-chan.
B-But...
Don't worry. I'll be sure to face the other way.
Okay.
You've had it rough too.
Don't worry about it. I'm doing this to protect you.
And I'm happy I get to spend time with you.
I've had it up to here.
What a nice sight.
It'll stir up the imagination.
Let's sell it to the fetishists.
Oh yeah, Akane-chan, there's something I need to tell you.
What would that be?
Sakura-san is a really wonderful person. There's no need to compete with her.
I'll be sure to talk about how fabulous she is.
I don't care!
I didn't think she'd hate Sakura-san that much. It must be serious.
What are you doing?!
Sakura-san!
Oh dear. I can't believe you're already done changing.
I wanted to see your wonderful cosplay!
Anyway, I can't believe you're both changing in this secret room!
Get away from her!
We're both going to be in the beauty contest.
Who cares if we change together?
In that case, I'll change here too since I'm also in the contest!
You're in a different class, so no!
Come on, you two...
Mishima-san, why are you getting in our way?!
I'm not "getting in your way"! She likes the male Natsuru-san.
You're in no position to talk!
In that case, I'll make her like me instead!
No, Natsuru-san already said that she isn't a lesbian.
Sakura-san!
Is she blindly in love?
Natsuru-tan's popular.
It's all right. I'll protect you, Natsuru-san.
Nothing is all right.
T-This is awkward.
But this is a chance to mend our relationship.
Umm... Sakura-san.
What is it?
It's almost time for the cultural festival.
How do you feel about it?
Like, preparing for the beauty contest...
S-Sakura-san!
Um, well, uh...
I-I'm sorry.
Oh, that's not it.
I just remembered something unpleasant, that's all.
I've had a terrible day.
Mishima-san made a fool out of me.
She said I'm in no position to talk and that the person I like isn't into girls.
Yet there she was, clinging all over her.
Don't tell me, Mishima-san also likes her...?
That must be why she bullies me.
I don't think that's it.
They're just friends.
Is that so?
Yeah.
And umm, I think the female Natsuru Senou is just confused.
She isn't used to the thought of being loved by another girl.
So, umm, hang in there.
Natsuru-san.
Why the hell am I cheering her on?
You're kind.
Even though I'm your rival, you still treat me kindly.
Thank you very much.
I feel better now after talking about it.
Don't tell me... this is...
But that doesn't mean I'll let you have her.
I won't ever show such a shameful face to my greatest rival ever again.
With that said, if you'll excuse me...
So, all in all, nothing changed.
Well done, Senou-kun.
Kaede wasn't feeling well so I was worried, but...
It seems there was no need to.
Worried?
That coming from someone who took her hostage?
When did that happen?
It's thanks to you that I'm in a beauty contest and Sakura-san is acting like that.
Hey, just what do you want?
Children like to meddle in the affairs of people they're close to, don't they?
So what?
Back then, I did so, not knowing what it meant to have fun.
Umm... lately my stomach has been hurting me for some reason...
Well, well...
You really must've been driven to the wall if you're coming to me for advice.
The cultural festival's gonna start! Got that?!
The Seitetsu Festival will now begin.
Natsuru~!
I still don't feel good about this.
Ah, Natsuru-san!
Umm, Natsuru-san?
Err, it's nothing!
Anyway, what do you think about this outfit?
Oh, it looks nice on you.
Thank you.
I'm happy that you complimented me.
If you're done changing, please standby in the waiting room.
I feel like I'm drowning in here.
Do you intend to get in my way again, Mishima-san?
As I said before, I'll protect Natsuru-san.
See you later, Natsuru-san.
I'll be in the waiting room.
I t-thought I was gonna die.
It must be difficult being a popular guy.
Since when have you--!
Anyway, what are you going to do?
Kaede and Mishima-san are serious about this.
As the student council president, I want this event to run as smoothly as possible.
What should I do?
If I have to, I'll make you take responsibility for it.
Just what else do you want me to do?
What is it?
Nothing really.
I just thought it would be a good time to change.
I see.
Later then.
Oh? Don't you want to watch me change?
Nope.
What a boring boy.
Fine with me.
Ladies and gentlemen!
The most beautiful girls in this academy have gathered here.
Now it's time to raise the curtain for the Miss Seitetsu Academy Contest!
From the Newspaper Club to the Sepak Takraw Club.
If it's a club, I've been there!
I'm the host, Masumi Nishino!
Everyone, please use signs to judge.
Raise your signs in support of your favorite participants!
The Japan Wildlife Hotties Committee will be tallying.
All right then, let's see entry number one!
She's the sudden upstart expected to win it all, Natsuru Senou-san!
What's this? She's wearing male clothes.
Natsuru-sama is wonderful!
Hold me!
Ah, I'm gonna wet myself.
She's the soldier of Uranus and revolutionary girl
who overshadows Haruhi even when she isn't melancholic.
Her beautiful and dignified appearance have drowned us all in love!
I-I'm Natsuru Senou.
Well then, Natsuru Senou-san. It's appeal time. Have at it.
Appeal...? Maybe I should pretend my Zauber is a magic trick.
Oh, that's right. We'll be obeying fire laws, so please refrain from using fire.
Why do they only use common sense for shit like this?
Uu... What should I do?
Is this for me?
Eww, this is sick.
A suspicious shadow has suddenly hovered over the audience's seats.
These are Entrails Animals!
They are little devils born in the midst of this troubled economy,
But why are they here?!
Oh, here she comes.
Entry number 2, Kaede Sakura-san barges in!
And on top of that, she's dressed as a lovely bride.
S-Sakura-san.
Don't worry. Leave this to me.
The night sky twinkles over the planet of hearts, kidneys, spleens, and pancreases.
Chasing after the Entrails Animals,
I've reached this place and have finally met the person I'm fated to be with.
T-This is an Entrails Animal sidestory!
Entrails Saga Chapter 18, The tale of "The Entrails Princess in Love."
It seems the participant is performing a skit!
Oh you, who shines as a healthy liver does, tell me thy name.
N-Natsuru.
Alas... It bereaves me to know thou art the very sworn enemy of Entrails Land.
You're the one who pulls out only the entrails from the Entrails Animal to fry them and eat them.
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom, Natsuru-sama!
What's up with this bizarre world?
By the way, the staff ate the other parts of the animals afterwards.
It was our destiny to never cross paths.
What a twist of fate, what a tragic love story!
Will their love for each other overcome what was never to be?
But still, please forgive me, God of Entrails, Hoden-sama.
This love shall come true, and I shall be the Entrails Bride!
I love you.
Please make me yours!
This forbidden love has come to its climax!
Now all that's left is to exchange their vows with a kiss and tie their intestines together.
Wait... A kiss?
Natsuru-san.
S-Sakura-san. Wait...
Hey, you bitch! I let my eyes off her for one second and you get carried away!
Eh, here's an update.
Akane Mishima-san from class 2-4 has withdrawn and Mysterious Girl A has taken her place.
Y-You're from back then...
We meet again, and now it's time for our goodbye.
Thieving cats should just leave the stage.
Wait a second. Now's not the time for this.
What'd you say?!
You can't be seriously thinking of k-k-k-kissing Kaede.
That's not the point.
All right, then you're going down first!
Listen to me!
This is amazing!
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom
has protected the Entrails Princess from the mysterious assassin's bullets.
This is truly love!
You're protecting me with your life. I'm so happy!
You bitch, quit taking advantage of the situation!
Wait, drop your gun first.
Shut up! Quit covering for that whore and drop her already!
My bad.
It's time for the prince's counterattack!
He'll take away the assassin's chastity.
She'll give him her heart and soul and love will be born!
Sounds like the plot of some shoujo manga.
Or will they go at it again?
Are you my wings?
Kiss her! Kiss her!
H-How long are you gonna stay on top of me, jerkface?
What a surprise!
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom is actually a girl!
Who could have seen this coming?!
This was a triumph. 
Natsuru-tan, you're so sexy.
With this level of impact, she'll definitely win.
Natsuru-sa...
TL Note: Schneizel just made an illegal move in chess, so it doesn't make sense th-... oh wait, wrong anime.
Checkmate, motherfucker!
Don't!
Who's there?!
Oh, here comes another trespasser!
This time, it's the student council president, Shizuku Sangou!
The sight of her carrying daggers is enough to make me go numb!
Thou art the one who dresses in white, the one who alights in a field of Entrails.
The miracle of our love is made possible by the Entrails Hero who descends upon us.
Umm, uh... Sakura-san?
How quaint. It seems the tale of Entrails Land was true after all.
The hero of the Entrails who pierced through the holy beast, Piercing Sea Turtle,
and pulled out the holy sword, Galacalibur, descends upon us!
It was a fun little play, but I can't let you proceed any further.
It's time to drop the curtain.
I won't take orders from you, bitch!
Let's get this over with!
Had enough?
That's not enough to stop me!
As you wish.
Time for some well earned rest.
The three of them have been knocked out!
The winner is Shizuku Sangou-san!
That's our useless Natsuru-san for you.
Akane always falls short, but that's okay!
My my, Shizuku-sama. You should've just cut off their heads.
Morning.
Madam President?
That's right, we fell on st--
Wait... I'm a guy again.
Don't tell me you dressed m--
Gee, I wonder.
I don't believe you.
And you consider yourself a woman?
I'm pleased you would treat me as one.
I wasn't complimenting you!
Christ, was I in the contest just to be humiliated?
Oh my. Your kiss scene was wonderful.
I was wondering if you were really going to do it.
My heart was thumping.
Shut up!
You're the one who stood out more.
Didn't you plan to draw us out from the beginning?
Heavens, no. It just seemed like it would've been difficult to control if I hadn't stepped in.
That was a last resort.
What would you have done then if I hadn't?
Oh my, perhaps you have something you want to say?
I appreciate it.
That's not enough.
Huh? Just what do you want me to--
Let's just leave it at that for now.
Next time, let's take it slowly.
Oh yes, it's best if you keep this a secret from Mishima-san.
Why?
Do you wanna die?
S-She stole my first kiss!
That's weird.
I searched the whole school but I still couldn't find him.
Geez, and I told him his cute childhood friend had come back to see him!
What's this?
So this was inside.
Was that just my imagination?
The beautiful Shizuku-sama lived in a town
by the Caribbean Sea.
One day, the cursed pirate Akane kidnapped her.
Apparently, the bracelet Shizuku-sama wore
was related to the curse of the pirate's treasure.
To save Shizuku-sama,
Natsuru went and started an uproar.
Next time, "Are You My Friend or My Enemy?"
Let your anger flare up!

Natsuru-san turns into a girl when he becomes a Kämpfer.
At first he was hopelessly embarrassed about wearing a skirt,
running around with bouncing boobs and having trouble balancing himself.
He's gotten a lot better lately.
He doesn't have a nosebleed anymore when he sees his naked female self in the mirror.
Humans really do learn to adapt to their surroundings.
S-Sakura-san?!
Natsuru-san...
Sakura-san...
Next time, let's take it slowly.
What the...?
A dream?
Man, seems like you had quite the nightmare.
By the way, for some reason I dreamt of becoming a bath-loving girl.
And then a guy with glasses and a robot--
It's still early! Shut up!
Natsuru-san, you're gonna tear my guts off!
I think I can smell the scent of strong curry...
It's not coming from outside.
Natsuru!
Breakfast is ready!
M-Mikoto!
When did you...?
Mikoto Kondou reporting! It is with great embarrassment that I have returned.
If anything, it's your outfit that's embarrassing.
Mikoto, you...
I came back two days ago by myself.
But I didn't see you at school yesterday, so I came here.
Sounds like something out of Scary Movie.
How'd you get in without a key?
Lockpicking skills are essential to fieldwork in archeology.
Anyway, hurry up and eat the curry already!
Do something about your clothes!
Oh? I thought you'd like it.
That's enough. Here.
Yay! Natsuru's pajamas!
It's been a while since we've gone to school together.
Are you surprised at how much of a beauty I've become?
Why the sigh?
You're such a downer.
Yeah, okay.
I'm not the person you used to know!
What does she think she's doing?!
Hey, Natsuru. Someone's been glaring at us.
She's coming over here.
N-Natsuru-san, good morning.
Morning.
What's wrong, Akane-chan?
Oh? Are you that Akane-chan?
It's me, Mikoto.
Kondou-san?
You two know each other?
She used to live nearby me.
We were good friends!
Kondou-san, have you always been friends with Natsuru?
Yep, ever since we were little.
S-Since you were little?!
We ate breakfast together this morning.
B-Breakfast?!
I'm sorry. I don't feel so well, so if you'll please excuse me.
Will you be okay?
Hey...
I wonder what happened.
Is she your girlfriend?
You-- Of course not!
S-She's my friend.
Then what about the female Natsuru?
I read this.
"Seitetsu Spotlight: The Passionate Love of Male and Female Natsuru Revealed!! Or is it?"
Not this bullshit again...
Hey, the female Natsuru was the one who participated in the beauty contest right?
Just what kind of relationship do you have with her?
T-That's just a false rumor.
Really?
If it's true, then I'll climb a pyramid doing handstands.
Then what about Sakura-san?
You still like her?
Mind your own business.
You should go on the offensive already.
Assertive men get all the girls.
I'm fine as I am.
What is it?
Don't worry.
I'll be there to comfort you.
I'll make curry for you everyday.
You're younger than me.
There, there.
What's wrong?
I just remembered I have something urgent to take care of.
Something urgent?
Yeah, an ultra-super emergency!
Later.
Wait, Natsuru!
Geez, I wasn't done talking yet.
Oh well.
Why did my bracelet start glowing?
I wish I could control it.
Natsuru-tan, found you.
So this is where you were loitering about.
If you're interested in trading oil, I can introduce you to an Arab merchant I know.
W-What's going on?
Come now, let's hurry up and get ready.
Ready for what?
Don't you know?
Today's the second day of the cultural festival.
It's not over yet?!
Welcome back, Master.
Welcome back, Madam.
Welcome back, Master.
What's with this outfit?
Why is mine the only one with such a short skirt?
Natsuru-sama looks wonderful!
She's such a heartthrob!
Her aura stands out!
It stands out too much.
This can't be a maid outfit!
Don't worry about it.
This is only a quasi-maid cafe.
Quasi?
Anyway, you're our breadwinner,
so we're gonna make you work your ass off today.
It will cost you 3000 yen per special maid service.
As an exception, our top maid will have an escort service that will cost 5000 yen.
A one-hour extension will cost you 3000 yen.
If you want to stay longer...
Oh hell no!
We won't let you get away.
Futile resistance is futile.
M-Master, thank you for choosing me to serve you today.
H-Higashida!
Hello there. I'd like a cup of coffee.
V-Very well.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
You're such a beauty.
We have a Senou in our class too, but he's nothing like you.
Why thank you...
Let go of my hand, you idiot!
By the way, wanna appear in your own photo album?
Here's the business proposal.
Semi-nudes will cost this much.
If you want something more exposing, it's going to cost this much more.
Oh, I see.
Here's your coffee.
Thank you.
This is delicious! I could get addicted to this ta--
This burning and churning sensation is... 
No, don't look!
Thanks for stopping by.
That was coffee, right?
Senou-san, if I could have a moment please.
Our VIP guest will be here soon.
Please go greet her.
Wait, why should I...?
Welcome back, Madam.
Welcome back, Madam.
Raise your head.
M-Madam President!
Just "Madam" is fine.
W-Why are you here?!
I came here to greet my maid.
She selected you as her maid.
As you can see, she already paid, so please serve her well.
School life will be much more profitable from now on.
Please sit over here, Madam.
It's our VIP seat.
I recommend the coffee.
Here's your black tea.
P-Please take your time.
Oh? Would you mind sitting next to me?
We don't offer that kind of service here...
Manager, this maid won't obey her master's orders.
I'll fix that.
Hey!
Take your time.
You're one disrespectful maid.
That's "quasi-maid" to you.
It suits you rather well.
Did you come here just to say that?
What's so funny?
She's going to show up soon.
Who is?
The new Kämpfer.
N-New Kämpfer? Did you see her?
She should show up soon.
I haven't caught sight of her though.
What? Then she might not appear at all.
Do you know it pays to be a Kämpfer?
They have a tendency to appear together in the right places.
I wonder if this new one is an enemy,
or if she's an ally.
You've said it before.
"Do all the dolls Kaede give become Messengers?"
That's...
I believe that's an excellent insight on your part.
I don't think Sakura-san would do such a thing.
Of course...
She's so attached to you.
That's not the poi--
Excuse me.
It's about time.
Time for?
Yes, we're meeting here.
Welcome back, Madam.
Natsuru-san!
S-Sakura-san...
Natsuru-san, that looks wonderful on you.
Breathe the same air as the Three Beauties of Seitetsu.
The Quasi-Maid Cafe is over here.
A cup of coffee is only 3000 yen!
It's our special.
Wow. With this killer triple combo, it's like the beauty contest all over again!
You look good in that, Natsuru-san.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
It's delicious.
You have a great body, you're beautiful, strong, amiable,
and you can make wonderful black tea.
You really are perfect.
That's not tr--
Don't you think so too, Shizuku-chan?
Yes. Senou-san looks perfect as a maid.
But wouldn't a different outfit suit her better?
Like what?
A magician.
But it'd be even better if she could really cast magic.
Like shooting fire out of her hands.
That might work, since she's so cool already.
Right?
Just about anything would work for her, actually.
I agree.
Like transforming into a heroine or something.
An ally of justice!
Yes, like that.
And it'd be interesting if she has a talking doll as her partner.
Someone knowledgeable about her situation, a liaison of sorts.
A doll?
Yes, like an Entrails Animal.
That'd be interesting. I love them.
Sweet. We can make good money off of this.
One publicity photo for 500 yen.
Natsuru-tan's so popular!
But it seems Natsuru-san could do anything.
Then why don't you ask her to do something for you?
She's a maid, so she'll listen to whatever orders her master might have.
Uh huh...
Really?
Let's see what I'll have you do then.
Let me think.
You don't have to think so hard.
Something simple would be fine.
Yes, something simple.
How about a kiss?
Yes, yes. A kiss.
Here it comes!
What'd you say?!
Why not? It's not that big of a deal.
But...
I'd be fine with a kiss.
Shizuku-chan...
If you're going to do it, then you should find a quieter place.
Yes, like an unoccupied dressing room.
W-What are you...
Even if she's a girl?
I prefer boys.
Especially younger ones.
It really does seem like she's kissed someone younger than her.
Younger boys are terrible at kissing.
Or so I've heard.
Oh, so it was something you heard.
Well then, Natsuru-san, would you mind serving me with a kiss?
I find it embarrassing, but if you're okay with it...
If you don't mind...
If you don't mind, I'd prefer something else.
What terrible service.
Anything but a kiss would be fine with me.
Damn.
Then please go out on a date with me for the rest of the day!
You got ice cream on your face.
Thanks.
Kaede!
Excuse me, I'm gonna go say hi.
Natsuru-san!
She said it's open right now!
Wanna check it out?
It's pretty dark in here.
It's okay. I'm here.
Please don't let go, okay?
Of course I won't!
Natsuru-san, look at this.
If you look closer, you can see it has a rather cute face.
Sakura-san hasn't noticed.
Did she invite us here on purpose?
She's going to show up soon.
The new Kämpfer.
The new... Kämpfer.
Take this!
Wait up!
Thanks a bunch.
Natsuru-san?
Wait! Stop running away!
Where'd she go?
You Blues must be rather stupid to let your enemies escape so easily.
How convenient.
Who would have thought the female Natsuru was a Kämpfer?
Wait! I don't want to fight you.
Listen to what I--
Shut up.
I never liked you anyway.
It's a nice day for you to die!
Now come on...
Bring it!
Don't run away!
Calm down!
One more!
I've trained myself during my travels around the world.
I won't lose to you!
You're...
I'm not done yet!
W-Wait, are you...?
For a mysterious beauty, you're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?
You're popular with both boys and girls,
and you've said you like the male Natsuru!
No, I didn't!
Destroy!
What the fuck are you doing, bitch?!
I'm the only one allowed to kill this stupid faggot!
Gosh, you've got a foul mouth.
At least it isn't as ugly as your damned face!
What'd you say?!
Akane, wait...
I'll prove it to you!
That's enough!
That's enough, Mikoto!
Why do you know my name?
Stop right there.
Shoot!
Madam President?!
A Red Kämpfer...
Aren't you supposed to be my ally?
You two. Transform back.
Damn. Fuck you, you snobby-ass bitch!
Umm, how do I turn back...
My glasses... Where are they?
Akane-chan?!
Turn back!
N-Natsuru?!
My bad.
Kondou-san!
Natsuru...
I see. So this was hidden in Kaede's bouquet.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Choking Stray Dog.
You have a wonderful voice like Mamiko Noto's.
It's so soothing.
Choking... You're so cute, Choking.
She's given me a brief explanation of what's going on,
but I never expected Akane-chan and Natsuru to be Kämpfer too.
By the way, just what kind of tastes do you have?
It's not a matter of preference!
Becoming a girl, dressing up as a maid, and being a lesbian on top of that...
There's a limit to how much of a pervert you can be.
I wasn't going for that!
So that explains why female Natsuru has such a huge rack.
You suck.
Does that mean he fails as a human being?
How can I explain this to you?
Let's just say we all know what's going on with the situation.
We'll agree to a truce for the time being.
But I thought Red and Blue had to fight each other. 
There's something I want to find out.
And what would that be?
A little something.
Anyway, haven't you forgotten something important?
Kaede's been searching for you this whole time.
Oh crap!
Sakura-san!
I'm sorry, just now I...
...had something urgent to attend to.
I was lonely.
I told you not to let go of my hand...
I'll definitely make up for it.
I'll do whatever you want me to...
In that case, please stay over at my house.
Please spend the night with me!
Clownfish Natsuru went missing.
Natsuru's father, Harakiri Tiger,
embarked on an adventure to search the great ocean.
With Blue Surgeonfish Akane as his companion,
they encountered strange new...
No, strange strange strange new sights on their journey.
Next time, Finding Natsuru. The Uninvited Guests.
Will Harakiri Tiger be able to find Natsuru?

Just what are the Moderators' intentions?
Could they be aliens?
Did they come to Earth riding on UFOs?
Oh right, there's this place called the Tomb of Moses in the Ishikawa Prefecture.
Perhaps they did come on UFOs after all.
Also, the oldest riceball fossil in existence was found there.
The Ishikawa Prefecture is an amazing place.
Please come and visit!
Okay!
Oh, you're all dressed up today.
Going on a date?
Date? I'm past that already.
I've been invited to Sakura-san's place.
Please stay over at my place.
I never would have thought she'd give me an invitation.
But the one she invited was...
This other me.
Sucks to be you.
But you should stop playing the pitiful lamb alr-
Anyway, you've gotten a lot better at handling your transformation.
Kissing my ass isn't going to help.
Yo~!
We're coming with you.
W-Why?
I heard from Kaede.
I told Mishima-san too. Should I not have?
Why didn't you tell me?
It didn't come to mind.
I can't believe this!
Sakura-san is such a cheater!
Dragging you to her house is a violation of the Washington Convention!
I'm an endangered animal?!
That's just how it is.
"That's just how it is" my ass.
I can't let you go all by yourself!
I wonder if I should bring a weapon or something.
Like a metal bat or a nailgun.
This is going to be an amusing day.
Are you plotting something again?
Not really.
What's your objective?
Objective?
Let's see... it's nothing big.
Quit joking around.
If anything...
There's something I want to check out.
Check out?
So this is where Sakura-san lives.
Her parents are diplomats, so they're overseas right now.
Coming!
Natsuru-san, you're here.
Hello...
Hello.
Mishima-san, you're here too.
Hello.
Come on in, make yourselves at home.
I'll get you all some drinks.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Whoa-ho! Look, more of us!
They're all rare ones too.
She's got excellent taste.
Thanks for waiting.
All right, cheers!
Cheers!
I can feel it going through all my organs!
They're literally going right through!
Oh yeah, I got these specifically for today.
Wow!
Aren't these just plain old sweets?
Wanna play a game?
Game?
We'll draw lines and the two who win will eat a stick from both ends.
S-So at the end...
We can do this many times.
All right then, let me demonstrate.
Natsuru-san, say "Ah".
We don't need a demonstration!
Oh, is that so?
I understand how this works now, so let's start.
Let's begin Round 1.
Here, Natsuru-san, your turn to draw.
You should try the second one from the right.
Just like this, right?
I'll start here.
Okay, now we'll see who the contestants are for this round.
Huh? It's Shizuku-chan and Mishima-san.
I'm doing it with Madam President?
I-I forfeit this round.
That's not allowed.
Go ahead.
Are you sure you're okay with this?
I don't mind.
"I don't mind"?
Here.
Ready? Start!
Madam Prez...
Be quiet.
Just a bit more.
I win.
Y-You're... amazing.
Shizuku-chan, you're so bold.
Really now? I must say I prefer kissing boys though.
You've kissed a boy before?
I wonder.
Why are you looking at me?!
It's time for Round 2!
This time it'll be me and Natsuru-san.
W-Why?!
Well, because you've already done it with Shizuku-chan.
That was the result of the drawing.
I won't let you unless it's through a drawing!
But I don't have any more paper left.
We'll do it with this!
Fine then.
It's me and Natsuru-san!
Want to redo it?
Nope. The drawing is a fair one.
Too bad for you.
But it's not good for Natsuru-san...
I'm not into girls, but...
It's a done deal, so I'll do it.
Natsuru-san...
Hurry.
Here I come.
Mishima-san, you can't grab her like that.
She's... being a lot more aggressive.
D-Did I just lose...?
Why?
Why did you stop?!
Um, well, I think there's someone more suitable for you than me.
You should do it with your boyfriend, not another girl.
You're so thick.
Let's start Round 3!
Why? No matter how many times I do it, I'm never paired with Natsuru-san!
How many times have you redone it now?
Didn't we agree that redos aren't allowed?
Fine then. Let's end the game here.
Oh yes, I've got something I want to show Natsuru-san.
This is where my babies live.
Your babies?
They're all Entrails Animals.
This is Bludgeoning Bear,
and these are Skewered Mice.
This is Prematurely Buried Hyena...
10:1 dolls!
Wouldn't it be easier just to say ten-fold?
This is a sight for sore eyes.
Wow.
Hey Kaede, which one do you treasure the most?
The most?
They're all precious to me, but if I had to choose,
it'd be this guy!
Burnt Alive Lion!
This is the prototype of the current Entrails Animals series.
Back in middle school, I was looking for something like him,
so I wandered into a shop and bought him.
He looked so much like the lion I had in mind.
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be a comic artist,
so I tried to draw myself.
I created a character that looked exactly like him.
It must be the work of fate.
Natsuru!
M-Mikoto?
I went to your house but like, you weren't there, so like,
I went to search the entire country for you.
Are you hungry by any chance?
I made you curry!
Hey, what would you rather eat?
Curry with insides? Or curry-flavored insides?
Hmm. I'd rather eat regular old insides.
Natsuru-san, you're sleeping over tonight, aren't you?
You promised me, right?
But... I don't want to impose on you.
That's right! It'd be bad to impose on you so late at night.
It's about time to go.
Mishima-san, you can go ahead and leave then.
If I leave, who knows what kinds of things you'll do to Natsuru.
Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of savage beast.
U-Umm...
There's more curry if you'd like!
Oops. My hand slipped.
W-What are you trying to p-?!
What the heck?! Curry should go in your mouth!
You're wasting it!
I don't know what happened, but it's definitely Natsuru-san's fault.
Apologize! Beg for forgiveness in front of the God of Curry!
Why is it my fault?!
Kaede, let Senou-san take a shower here.
Very well!
Here's the bath towel and here's the facial towel.
The shampoo and body wash are in the bathroom already, so feel free to use them.
Thanks.
Take your time, okay?
Just now...
She must have done that on purpose.
She's definitely plotting something.
Crap! I've been too embarrassed to use the bath and toilet as the girl.
Oh yes, Natsuru-san.
Yes?!
If you don't like the orange scented body wash, I'll get you some soap.
Oh no, it's fine.
I see.
Okay!
Natsuru-san?
I've got citrus hair conditioner.
I-It's fine!
Okay then.
Natsuru-san, want to try my handmade soap?
Uh, no...
Okay then.
Natsuru-san?
Oh yeah.
And...
I forgot to mention...
Take your time!
She must be trying to see me naked!
If she sees my male form, I'm screwed!
If it's come to this...
H-How should I wash myself?
T-They're huge!
She's back!
Sakura-san, what are you doing?
I was just going to wash Natsuru's back.
You don't need to.
She's not a child.
Get out of here already.
This is my place. I can do whatever I want.
If you don't leave, Natsuru-san won't be able to get out!
We're both girls, so there shouldn't be a problem.
There is!
Let me go in then!
I want to check out Natsuru's massive tits.
You can't!
I'm gonna go nuts.
It looks good on you, Natsuru-san.
I'd rather have regular pajamas.
Kaede, did you put out the mattresses?
Yes.
This is going to be messy.
Who's going to sleep next to Senou-san?
It's going to be me, duh!
No, it won't!
It won't be you!
Natsuru, I'll make you curry again.
Can't we all just get along?
Is he not aware of his popularity?
Of course not. He's such a dumbass.
After all of that, I ended up alone.
And in this creepy room, no less.
Thinking about it,
these are corpses, right?
I should sleep already!
But man, Sakura-san was so cute today.
Wait a second, I'm sleeping in her mattress.
I turned back into a guy!
Damn, I wasn't concentrating!
I've got to turn back fast...!
W-Who is it?
Natsuru-san, I'm here.
S-She snuck in?
If you were gonna come in, why couldn't you do it when I'm a guy...
...oh wait, I am.
We've been interrupted all day,
but now we're finally alone together.
S-Sakura-san.
Please, just call me Kaede.
K-Ka...
Ka?
Ka- Kaede.
I'm happy!
Natsuru-san, you've got quite a large back. Like a guy's.
S-Sorry, but I am!
Natsuru-san...
You're fabulous.
Please look over here.
I should go to sleep...
Our evening has just begun.
Craaaaaap...
You're so shy.
I like that part of you too.
Huh? When did you cut your hair?
Why?
She found out!
You bitch!
You're pissing me off!
Don't!
Shut up! I know that bitch is there!
C-Calm down!
If you cover for her, I'll rip you a new asshole too!
Don't you know how to calm down?!
Like hell I do!
Figured as much.
She fainted.
Move aside!
Once I finish off that cunt,
some of the morals in this country will be restored.
Killing such a pretty lady would be a great loss to this country, no, the entire world!
Natsuru, do you know why I'm so angry right now?
Not a clue!
Then I'll tell you!
So fucking listen!
I'm angry because... I...
I... love...
Found ya!
Hey, why are you dressed like that? You look like a whore.
Makes me wanna laugh.
If you think I'm just a kid, you'll get burnt.
I'm gonna cook you alive using my fabulous Schwert!
Rika-chan, at your service!
White bracelet... White Kämpfer?
I'll kill you for mocking me!
It's my turn!
So you've got a weapon similar to mine.
Greeting us so late at night?
Why don't you go take a nap?
I've got something to ask you.
I'm done here.
Retreat!
What's with her?
That bracelet wasn't blue or red.
It was white.
A White Kämpfer?
They're finally on the move.
On the move?
It's going to be a lot more fun from now on.
I'm sorry, Sakura-san.
You went out of your way to invite me...
But you got involved in all this.
And just who was being involved?
What is it?
Well, your clothes...
I don't like wearing extra clothes when I sleep.
Anyway, I've got a question.
Turn around.
Did you not hear me?
What did you do with Kaede under that futon?
Answer me.
Nothing at all.
Tell me the truth.
Nothing happened, okay?
All right then.
But you know, it's hard to hold back your feelings.
What are you saying?
I'm going to clean up the other room.
Do I feel... jealous?
After entering a school of witchcraft and wizardry,
Natsuru vowed to become a great wizard.
After learning magic,
Natsuru just has to chant "hocus pocus"
to make the skirts in front of him flip up.
Christ, guys are such beasts.
Next on Natsuru Potter, Episode 8: The First Date.
The young and pure Natsuru we know from episode one
has become a kinky geezer by episode eight.

A date?
That's right, I'm inviting you on one.
What's the catch?
Catch? It's just a date.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Who do you think I am?
What's the big idea?
I told you, a date.
What's the big idea?
I told you, a date.
So the date is just a cover to draw out the White Kämpfer.
I see now.
It's next Sunday. Got it?
Just us?
On a date, it takes only two to tango.
No, I'm not talking about the whole "cover" thing...
I mean, we need to be mentally prepared for a fight, right?
You just need to be mentally prepared for a date.
A date?
Masumi-ch...
I just heard something amazing!
She knows we're going on a date now!
And what's bad about that?
Everything!
If your fans catch wind of this, I don't know what'll happen to me!
You mean the "Mistress Shizuku, Please Violate Me" club?
Don't worry. You'll be all right.
How?
I thought I finally had another big scoop,
but now that I think about it, I must have misheard them.
There's no way the male Natsuru Senou and Madam President would be dating.
A date with Shizuku-san?
It's just a cover.
Madam President just wants to fight the White Kämpfer.
Are you sure about that?
What?!
Never mind.
Shizuku-sama, you're in a fabulous mood.
You're making lunch boxes? Is there something special going on today?
Not telling.
Shizuku-sama, just to where and with whom are you going out with?
Watch over the house.
You're here early.
Thanks for being thoughtful.
Oh, I just don't want to know what you'd do to me if I was late.
Hey, just what exactly do you see me as?
The student council president.
Plenty of boys would kill to date me.
So you should act a little more grateful.
But it's not a date, right?
It is.
You're joking again.
Are we going to raid the White Kämpfer's base?
Or is it-
What a strange date.
But it's not a...
Let's go.
Jeez.
Do you mind leading?
What'd you say about looting?
Walk by my side.
Do we really have to pretend it's a real date?
Are we being observed?
Well, Madam President?
You can call me Shizuku.
I'll stick with Madam President.
I mean, I wouldn't mind if you threw away honorifics, Senou-kun.
You idiot.
How rude.
Learn how to please a woman.
If you want to be my boyfriend, you have work to do.
Don't worry, there's no one in the universe who could be your boyfriend.
What was that?
Nothing.
So what? Are we going to make the first move?
Let's go in there.
These guys might be White Kämpfer in disguise.
Scaredy-cat.
I was just caught off guard.
I'm much more afraid of you.
I'll refrain from being scary then.
Yeah right.
Hey, when are the White Kämpfer going to show up?
Focus on the date.
I'd rather have gone on a date with Sakura-san.
Kaede prefers zoos.
Are you an esper?!
You're just easy to read.
Aren't you going to buy anything for me?
Why?
As a memento of our date.
Keep this in mind.
Girls like getting presents from their boyfriends, no matter what it is.
Who's the boyfriend...?
All right then.
It's just a trinket, but I hope you like it.
Thank you. I'm happy that you gave me something.
Wait... Madam President!
Hey!
It's a date, so holding your arm shouldn't be a big deal.
Is this also a trap to lower their defenses?
She'll do anything.
Oh well.
Now you're opening up.
I know what you're getting at now.
You definitely don't have the right idea.
I wonder.
Wouldn't it be better to be transformed?
Why?
If we're attacked, we can respond immediately.
No. I'm sure that I'd feel the same towards you even if you were to transform.
But you must stay as a man for now.
Oh well, I guess they'd be better caught off guard that way.
Let's eat lunch. I packed some.
Some what?
Lunch boxes, what else?
Not going to eat?
Thanks for the grub!
How is it?
Tasty.
Good.
So peaceful.
If only Sakura-san was the one next to me...
I know what you're thinking,
but I'm not letting you go just yet.
Here. Open up.
Umm...
Just pretend I'm Kaede.
You're Madam President.
Oh, so you admit I exist. I'm glad.
Say "Ahh".
Say "Ahh"!
Say "Ahh" already.
Ahh~
How is it?
Tasty.
Well done.
Umm... Do you mind getting off me?
Are you full now?
Of course.
The citron tea was great too.
Really now? Good.
Now, put your arm around me.
Okay then.
I said put your arm around me.
I heard you, but...
Hey, don't just...
Why not?
Even if this is to draw out the enemy...
Umm, we totally look like lovers.
What's with the "like"?
We're on a date.
But it's not a...
What if your date was Kaede?
Then of course!
But Kaede wouldn't let you put her arm around her.
So you'll have to put up with me.
With what?
Hey, Senou-kun.
Yeah?
Why do you like Kaede?
She's beautiful.
As are Kondou-san and Mishima-san.
She's got a nice personality and she's very elegant.
Plenty of girls are like that.
I mean, well... she's...
She's who she is.
Why do I even need a reason to like someone in the first place?!
You're right. I understand.
You don't need a reason, so there's no point in bothering you about it.
I'm sure Kondou-san and Mishima-san think the same.
Why would they?
I don't think I can speak on their behalf.
There are many things you won't find out about someone unless you date them.
Even Kaede...
Sakura-san is just as she seems.
I wonder about that.
What is it?
Hey, Senou-kun.
Do you think Kaede...
Sakura-san...?
...and the Moderators are...
No. It's nothing.
About the White Kämpfer...
We're finally on topic.
Why do you think this third power,
one that is neither red nor blue, has appeared?
Hasn't that question ever sprung to mind?
"Why are we made to fight"?
Yes, but...
I don't want to go into fights while I'm still blind and deaf.
I don't know who or what the Moderators are,
but I won't stand for being moved around like a chess piece in someone else's hand.
I thought I'd find the answer by fighting, but...
That wasn't the case.
So I won't fight with the Blue Kämpfer.
I won't be a pawn for the Moderators.
But these Moderators have finally started moving their fingers,
and that's why the White Kämpfer have appeared.
But I won't admit defeat.
I'll let them know who they're up against.
This is also for revenge.
Oh no.
I didn't mean to talk about this today.
It's a date, so we should talk about merrier th...
What are you dreaming about?
A dream about Kaede...
Or perhaps...?
Going on a date again today?
Man, you've been a lot less sociable ever since you've gone out with her.
Of course. I'd rather talk to my girlfriend.
The sunset is beautiful,
but not as beautiful as you.
Lap pillow?!
Do you really like looking at people from the side that much?
Good morning.
You startled me.
I didn't mean to.
How was your nap?
Why did you...?
You're cute when you sleep.
You didn't do anything to me while I was asleep, right?
Wasn't I asleep too?
I think so.
So I didn't do anything, because I couldn't.
It's time to go.
Okay.
So they decided not to show up.
I wonder why.
Maybe they just didn't feel like it.
Hey.
Is your heart thumping?
Like hell it is.
Well, mine is.
Is your heart skipping beats?
No, it isn't. Want to check?
Your pulse?
Dimwit.
You'll take me home, right?
You know there's plenty of boys who want to. 
If I don't head back soon, Harakiri Tiger will be worried.
I don't mind if you stay over.
M-Mikoto...?!
What was that for?!
Hey, that's my line!
I looked for you at home but you weren't there! And now I've found you with Madam President!
Don't tell me you were on a date!
Give us an explanation.
Explanation?
It was a ploy to draw out the enemy Kämpfer...
Tell me the truth!
Wanna try dying?
Wait, wait! Madam President, explain to her...!
All right.
Kondou-san, we were on a date.
HO-WHAT?!
Natsuru, you told me you weren't interested in any girls other than Sakura-san!
That's still true. She's lying.
When a guy and a girl go out, it's usually a date!
You weren't planning to go to her house, were you?!
Are you an esper too?!
Unbelievable!
I never thought he'd be such a predator.
Just how low can you bring yourself?!
Well, I'm done for today.
I'll leave the rest up to Kondou-san.
Do as you please.
I had my share already.
W-Wait, Madam President!
Tell her it wasn't a date!
I told you the whole time that it was.
But we were going to draw out the enemy...
When did I ever say that?
Did anyone attack us?
"Shizuku".
If you want me to back you up, then call me "Shizuku".
Okay then.
Shizuku-san.
Without the honorific.
S-Shizuku- ... san.
Try again.
Shizuku.
Very good.
I enjoyed today's date, Natsuru.
So it really was a date!
Natsuru, you idiot!
Your life is a roller coaster, as usual.
I can't believe she'd lie like that.
Mikoto even punched me.
Man, I don't get it.
Was it really a lie?
You went on a date with Madam President?!
Akane-chan...
Kondou-san told me already.
Did you two do it at the end?
Do what?
Seppuku Black Bunny, keep your mouth shut!
Why'd you go out with her?
Umm, well, she tricked me.
I mean, you know how I'm devoted to Sakura-san, right?
Do you really like Sakura-san that much?
You're popular, so why does it have to be her...
I'm popular? You must be joking again.
It's not fair. How come those girls are always on edge with you?
On edge...?
Madam President and Kondou-san.
It's just those two.
That's two too many!
And when you're a girl, even more people like you...
And I miss out!
What kind of girls do you prefer?
Sakura-san, of course!
Besides Sakura-san!
Someone like Akane-chan. I guess?
Hey Natsuru, were you serious about that?
Why'd you transform all of a sudden?
Tell me your reasons!
I... don't have any.
Looks like ya wanna die. I'll grant you yer wish!
Stop shooting!
I don't have reasons for liking who I like!
When I was thinking about someone other than Sakura-san, you suddenly came to mind.
That's great news.
Prez and Mikoto can suck it when they hear this!
Don't go looking for trouble.
Relax. Imma take this seriously.
Let's make an oath then.
What kind of ritual is this?
It's a gunshot ceremony for weddings.
Come on, do it.
Okay then, I make my vow.
Perfect! I accept your vow.
Today's a great day. Fuck yeah, this rocks!
Don't break your oath!
Oh yeah, and go out with me.
You went on a date with Prez, so you gotta go out on one with me!
What the hell?!
Quit yer yappin'!
Summer vacation's about to start.
Going to the beach or even just the pool would be nice.
Got it?
Yeah.
I'll let you gawk at me in my swimsuit.
Better save up your load for it.
Natsuru's an idiot!
Tasty pillow?
Why did Mikoto cry?
A date with Natsuru-san...
I have to buy a new swimsuit.
And just in case, new underwe-...
You're going to flaunt something besides your swimsuit?
Huh? Flaunt?
Why was Akane so happy?
And why did Madam President want to go out on a date...?
Man, I don't get it.
Time to sleep.
I'm so tired.
It really was a trinket.
On Christmas night,
Nakagumi High school was taken over by the White Kämpfer.
On top of that, Akane was taken hostage.
Seriously, she's way too clumsy!
In order to save her,
Natsuru decided to go on a solo mission.
He's so unlucky.
And when I say unlucky,
I don't mean that he'll run into strong enemies.
Next time, "Tropical Depression of Love".
A hard development will be waiting for you!
Look forward to it! It'll be extremely "hard"!

Whoa, whoa. Akane and Natsuru are going on a date!
He just went on one with Madam President, what a two-timer!
Way to go, you player!
Akane's going for the home run this summer too.
Hey wait, should you really be fooling around?
Aren't you worried about the White Kämpfer?
My gut feelings and my sixth sense tell me a storm is coming.
Huh? "Six", I said "six"! As in the number!
Not "sex", ya perv!
Hey, what's up?
Are you out of your mind?
Geez, don't startle me like that.
Your behavior is what's startling.
Well anyway, pretty bold of you to pull that off.
I can't believe you're having a sleepover with Natsuru.
I'm not gonna lose to Sakura-san or Madam President!
And well...
I like you, Akane.
You're thinking of the wrong guy.
No, I'm not!
Oh really?
I believe in my memories!
My brother once told me, "Believe in the me who believes in myself".
Well, he agreed to a sleepover, so there's still a chance for you, right?
Really?
Yeah, so strut your stuff and knock him out!
W-What are you talking about?
It's still too early for that.
But if Natsuru-san wants to, then I might... I just might...
Just kidding. As if Natsuru would be interested in what you have.
He obviously just went along and agreed to it.
No! It's going to come off! Don't!!
Don't push against my guts like that!!
Natsuru-san, hurry up!
You don't have to run.
Come on, hurry up already.
All right, all right.
This theme park is right next to a hotel so we'll be spending the night here.
I see. So that's why you wanted to have a sleepover.
Yes. Let's play to our hearts' content.
We'll swim a lot...
...and watch fireworks...
and spend the whole night in the same room.
I'm getting all flustered!
Yeah?
Yes I am.
This is the first time I've ever had a sleepover with a boy.
So it's like losing your virginity.
Oh please, don't put it like that.
Oh dear...
Want to switch?
Switch?
Madam President?
...and Kondou-san?
It's sly of you to try and get ahead of us.
Get ahead? I didn't mean to...
Wait, how'd you know?
You're naïve to think you can hide from me!
I won't comment on my source.
Let's put that aside for now and have fun.
I wonder if two days is enough to please me.
"Two days"? Madam President, you mean...
Yes, we're sleeping over too.
Oh yeah, we'll be in the next room.
I'm surprised you were able to rent a room right now.
If you know how, it's not hard.
Want to know?
No, it's all right.
You forgot someone. 
I'm sorry, Natsuru-san.
I'm really sorry. I mean it.
Come on, cheer up, Natsuru!
We brought a special guest with us, you know.
Tada! Here she is!
Sakura-san!
Good morning.
Where's the other Natsuru?
She'll be tagging along later.
Is that so.
Did I make you wait, Kaede?
Umm, Sakura-san?
In any case, I won't hand her over to you, got it?!
Right.
This is better than I thought.
Took you long enough, Natsuru.
Yeah, yeah, my bad...
Tada! What do you think?
Natsuru-san...
Natsuru-san?
Hey now.
You look marvelous in that swimsuit.
T-Thank you.
Shizuku-chan, where's the other Natsuru?
She'll be here in a bit.
Hey! Look over here too!
Kondou-san, calm down.
Umm, wanna swim together, Sakura-san?
Sorry, I can't swim.
Please enjoy yourself, okay?
Shizuku-chan, will you teach me?
Sure, no problem.
Re~jec~ted!
Natsuru-san, come play with us.
Okay? 'Kay?
Okay...
Don't pull on me like that, Shizuku-chan!
Kondou-san...
Don't worry, it's not that bad.
Are you okay, Akane-chan?
Y-Yeah, kinda.
Geez, Mikoto tends to go overboard a lot.
Yeah, um. No.
You know I can hear you, right?
You're expecting me to squeal after a nipslip, right?
This one has a hook so that's not happening.
You and your nonsense.
So I see you won't react unless Sakura-san has a nipslip.
I won't deny that.
But she's such an airhead that she wouldn't let her guard down.
She's not the type to have a nipslip, but Akane-chan just might.
Please don't say such perverted things.
If I pull on this, will your boobs plop out?
Stop it, Kondou-san!
W-Wouldn't Madam President have her guard up even higher then?
I didn't think you'd mention her.
Really?
Is she on your mind?
As if.
But you two went on a date.
That wasn't...
Were you talking about me?
Natsuru just so happened to mention you.
I'm happy you were thinking of me.
You're getting along with Shizuku-chan?
N-No-
Yes indeed.
Excuse me.
Madam President...
We get along well enough to do this.
Natsuru-san, please go all out for Shizuku-chan, okay?
Don't be going after other girls!
Uh, well...
What the hell are they putting me through...?
Let's go, Senou-kun.
Go where?
Go call 'her' over here.
Sakura-san's friends?
Well, let's go.
Where are you going?
Nowhere really.
Enough.
No, tell me what's going on.
Sorry, Akane-chan.
Natsuru-san!
Come on.
Natsuru-san, I've been waiting!
Thanks...
Whoa, check her out.
Did you see that babe?
Natsuru-san, you're fabulous.
You've got a really nice body.
N-Not really...
I surprised girls can walk around outside like this.
They're almost naked.
Natsuru-san?
I can't swim that well. Could you please teach me?
Umm, you should ask the other Natsuru...
You may have the same name, but I'd rather not have him teach me...
But I... No, he gets along with you better, right?
Not really. We just went to middle school together.
Didn't you two step it up after that?
There's nothing good about him.
It's hard to find any reason to talk to him.
I wish he'd use his head. It's like he doesn't have a clue.
That said, you're much more...
Natsuru-san?
Natsuru...
Natsuru-san...
Senou-kun...
Don't... Don't look at me like that or I'll really cry.
I'm going to let go for a bit.
Sakura-san!
You scared me! I thought I was going to drown.
Wai-... Sakura-san!
I can feel your warmth.
What are you doing?!
She's just teaching me how to swim.
You're just clinging onto her!
I thought I was going to drown, that's why.
N-Natsuru-san, teach me how to swim too!
You have a swim ring.
I can't swim without one! That's why I'm asking her to teach me!
Here we go again.
M-Mikoto.
Humans are such lonely creatures.
I'm going to borrow Senou-san for a bit.
Madam President, you too?
My apologies.
Hurry up and give her back then.
Doesn't anyone care what I think?
Hey, don't pull on me!
Why do I have to go shopping?
And she sent me in the wrong direction.
Isn't this passage for staff members?
Excuse me, I'd like to know how to get out of here...
Where should I...
Zauber? Damn!
Checkmate!
Please keep quiet.
If I shoot you, little chunky bits of you will fly everywhere.
You're an idiot for separating from your friends.
You're the White Kämpfer?
One of our buddies gave you a hard time the other day.
We thought we'd apologize by introducing ourselves to you today, Natsuru Senou-san.
More like Natsuru Senou-kun, am I right?
It's not like I wanted to, but I'll tell you anyway. I'm Sayaka Nakao. 
I didn't tell you my name just because you're my enemy.
I'm Ryouka Yamakawa. 
"Ryouka" is written with the characters for "Making bloody flowers blossom without a sweat".
I'm Hitomi Minagawa. 
And you already know Rika Ueda. 
You guys were with Sakura-san just now...
Why introduce yourselves?
You're an important factor in this battle.
Don't get the wrong idea! I'm not interested in you!
The Moderators set this up.
You won't die if one of your ears is lopped off, right?
Damn, you're really screwed up.
Wait, the Moderators set this up?
We'll tell you the details la-
What the fuck are you doing, you stupid dick?!
S-Stupid dick? It's not there! It's gone!
...Oh wait. Duh.
Y-You dumbass! You're really fucking stupid, you know that?
Enough asshattery. You were shooting so blindly! Of course I'd be worried about it!
Don't point there, you dumbass!
You got caught so easily 'cause you were flirtin' around with Sakura!
You dumbass!
She's got nothing to do with this!
Aren't you the dumbass?!
Stupid dumbasses, don't get in our wa-
I'm not a dumbass!
Sorry...
Hey, don't lose your cool.
We've got three people. We still have the upper hand.
Let's make that three on three then.
I knew you'd show yourselves if one of us went on alone.
I was bait?!
There's quite a few things I want to ask you.
Don't ignore me!
What a hassle. It'll save us some trouble if we slaughter them right here, right now!
Hey bitch, quit spacing out!
Heave ho, here we go.
Quit acting all jaded ya little cunt!
Man, yer fuckin' annoyin'!
What?! Since when was I being jaded?!
I'm not in the mood anymore. Let's try this again later.
Plus, now we'd have to deal with the most annoying one.
I won't let you go so easi-
Shit!
See you later, Madam President.
They ran for it.
How dare they fuck with us.
I swear I've seen their faces before.
If I see 'em, I ain't gonna let 'em off scot-free.
I saw them not too long ago...
You know who they are?!
Umm, no...
Let's leave that for later.
Let's go regroup with the others.
Oh yeah. I didn't see Mikoto.
I left her with Kaede.
Oh, as a bodyguard.
Actually, she's more like an observer.
I'm pooped!
You must be.
Umm, what happened to the others?
They're fine, I think.
You think?
I went to see her, but she asked where the other Natsuru was.
And then?
When I told her the other Natsuru already went home, she got all teary-eyed. So I...
So you...?
I told her she'd be back for the fireworks.
That was a bath worthy of soaking our guts in.
My guts are all shiny and squeaky clean now.
My guts have turned pinkish.
Seriously. Oh you're back, Natsuru-san.
Whoa! Why'd you take a bath?
Wait, why are you even here?!
They tagged along with us.
Damn, I knew we had excess luggage!
We heard the hot springs here are really good.
Speaking of bath stuff, that Ogin Kagerou-san fashion doll bath set was really nice.
Nobody saw you, right?
Don't fret about it.
Anyway, you aren't being very considerate.
Our bodies are heavy from all the water. Will you help us dry?
You should have just put us in a dryer!
You're harsher than Akane!
Shizuku-sama's never even wrung me like this!
I'm damaged goods now!
He treats us like we're rags.
I felt like I was dying slowly.
The Moderators won't be pleased.
Moderators?
Have they told you anything recently? 
No, not really.
I see.
Natsuru-san?
Since we're all here, I'd like to talk about the White Kämpfer.
But Sakura-san is here so maybe later after we return...
Umm...
So that means there's nothing to do now but sleep!
What, sleep?!
Hello?
Oh, Mikoto, it's just you.
All right.
She said we'll hang out in the room together until the fireworks start.
Let's go, Akane-chan...
I'm not exactly ready for it but if you really want to, I...
Umm... Akane-chan?
I-I'll be leaving now.
Well, you know... If you give up, it's game over.
Just kill me.
Those water slides were fun!
I wanted to try those too.
I got pushed off the diving board.
Really?
Yeah really.
Are the fireworks ready yet?
They should be going off soon.
Wanna go outside?
We should be able to see them fine from this room, but...
I'd rather walk around outside to watch them.
Just don't cause any trouble.
Akane-chan, don't nod your head.
He's right.
Of course.
Madam President, you too?
Is the other Natsuru here yet?
Senou-kun, please pass that over.
This?
Here.
And two of those.
Two?
Thanks.
A token of thanks.
Damn you're good.
It was the same at the pool. You two really do get along!
No, we don't! Not at all!
There's absolutely 100% nothing going on between me and Madam President!
But you two went on a date, didn't you.
Really?
You couldn't really call that a date...
That was a date.
I witnessed it with my own eyes.
Natsuru-san, you're a liar.
Shizuku-chan, I feel bad for you.
Give me a break!
This cell phone charm is the present Natsuru gave me as a memento of our date.
I'm taking good care of it.
A present?
He's never given me one!
Hey wait, why are you addressing him without an honorific?!
That's just how she is...
So, so, have you two kissed yet?
Yes we have.
Hey Natsuru, is she telling the truth?!
It's not. Or rather, I was sleeping so I don't remember it.
He slept on my lap.
You used her as a lap pillow? You little...!
You're adding fuel to the fire!
Oh, I'm sorry.
The first time we kissed was during the cultural festival.
Just chill, she's making stuff up.
Y-Y-You really k-k-kissed her?
Go to hell!
I can't believe you'd hide a kiss from a childhood friend!
You're filthy! Absolutely filthy!
Well...
In that case...
S-Shizuku-chan, you're so bold...
W-What was that for?!
Oh, I thought it wasn't good to hide these things.
No one told you to do it in style! Have you no shame?!
Kondou-san, I didn't expect you to be so prude.
Shizuku-chan, you've gotten that far with him?!
Unfortunately it's an unrequited love.
So I have to appeal to him like this.
I understand. I completely understand what you're getting at!
I'll cheer you on!
Hey Akane-chan, are you going to just let that slide?!
No, don't die, Akane-chan!
Get a hold of yourself!
Open your eyes!
I've been violated again...
In front of Sakura-san no less.
Sakura-san?
Come with me.
Okay.
Natsuru-san?
Sakura-san...
Let's go.
Where?
To see the fireworks.
Weren't we all going to watch them together?
Are you unsatisfied with me?
No, not at all.
Come, let's go together.
Yes ma'am.
"If you win the battle, I'll flash you my tits."
...Or so I absentmindedly promised.
I'm begging you, please lose.
I don't have any breasts to show you guys.
Be ashamed of yourselves!
Next time on Boob Fighter, "A Summer Experience".
I'm a dog, you know.
What exactly do you find attractive about dog tits?
You'll settle for anything as long as it's easy for you?

It seems something is about to finally happen.
So far the Moderators have been teasing Natsuru-san and his merry friends,
perhaps past the point of annoyance.
Now just who is controlling the strings of the White Kämpfer?
I think SK-san is the puppeteer,
but what do you think?
But anyway, I bet you've forgotten that the Kämpfer exist to fight!
Come on.
Over here, Natsuru-san.
Let's go someplace where we can be alone.
Mishima-san.
Natsuru-san?
Mishima-san.
I told you to call me Akane.
You're rather bold, Mishima-san.
W-W-What are you doing, Madam President?!
I've just been looking after you ever since you fainted.
Want me to continue?
N-No, it's fine.
If I kiss her,
then it would be an indirect kiss with Natsuru-san...
But... it would kill my ego!
I've made up my mind.
Please continue.
Her lips are rather fuzzy.
Do you get off from kissing dolls?
Oh good, you're awake now, Akane-chan.
Was Senou-kun in his room?
Nope, he wasn't.
Has Sakura-san come back?
Not yet.
I can't believe he'd leave me behind like this and run off with her.
You're heartless, Natsuru-san.
Damn Natsuru, they're probably getting it on right now.
There's no way Kaede would consent.
As long as he doesn't transform into a girl, that is.
Oh right.
Let's go look for them.
They might have been attacked by the White Kämpfer like this afternoon.
Oh yeah, those guys were around too.
Jesus, I've got one punk of a childhood friend.
You're right.
Yeah! When we napped together, I'd get kicked around.
And when we bathed together, he wouldn't drag me out when I stayed in too long.
Are you bragging?
Sleeping together, using the toilet together...
Compared to me you've had it good.
I didn't say we used the toilet together!
I mean, that was all in the past.
I'm heading out.
So a bespectacled library committee member like me has no chance?!
I didn't say anything like that!
Why am I here?
Umm... Sakura-san.
Yes?
Is my staring bothering you?
Not really, but...
Then why should I stop?
Why am I alone together with Sakura-san?
I can't remember.
Sakura-san...
U-Umm... Have you been...
Yes, I've been staring at you the entire time.
Am I scaring you?
No...
That's right.
I'm not scared at all.
What is Shizuku-chan to you?
Well, did you find them?
No, I didn't see them at all.
I couldn't find them either.
What should we do?
That's why I said we should have split up to cover a wider area.
But Kondou-san rejected that proposal.
You're just afraid whoever finds him first will hog him to herself.
That's because you two have already have more points than me!
Unbelievable! I thought I had a fighting chance, but...
Before I knew it, I had so many rivals.
I don't understand why even Madam President is interested in Natsuru!
Oh yes, I've wondered the same.
Surely you can find a better man than that slob.
There's barely room to compete with you around!
You're a beauty with a nice body and a bright mind. It's unfair.
But I've never flaunted my assets before.
W-Well, that's...
That's true...
I have no interest in my appearance or how guys fall head-over-heels over me.
That's why I've put effort into my attacks.
But he's not yielding at all.
Dang, she's cute!
What a ferocious enemy I have.
Kondou-san, you have the advantage of being his childhood friend.
You've still got a better chance.
I have no way to beat either of you.
What's with that look on your face?
That's bothering me...
I asked him what kind of girls he prefers.
So what? I bet he said Sakura-san anyway.
Yes... But then I asked who else he was interested in.
And then he said...
T-That I'm his type.
No way!
It's true!
All right, let's split up and search.
Fine with me!
Just what I wanted!
Madam President is bright and beautiful, a cool and collected superhuman.
That's not what I was looking for.
I wanted to know the extent of your love for her.
My love?
Do you love Shizuku-chan?
Of course not.
She scares me and teases me, not to mention she's older than me.
How lame.
You're so lame, but I'll have to make you fall in love with her.
She loves you, you know?
No way.
There's just no way.
Please fall in love with Shizuku-chan.
No...
Please fall in love with her.
But...
Please make her yours.
Make her mine?
Why does it take another girl to tell you this?
Why would you...
Shizuku-chan has brains and brawn, so we don't want her to get in our way.
Natsuru-san, you'll cooperate with us right?
B-But I...
Make her fall into the depths of your passion.
Don't be afraid, she won't refuse you no matter how aggressive you are with her.
That's impossible.
You're cute.
Just like a girl.
If you make her yours, I'll give you a reward.
A reward?
I'll give you all that you desire.
I'll... Shizuku...
Yes, go screw around with...
DIE!!
W-What are you doing?!
My Kotetsu sword starves for blood tonight.
M-Mikoto?
Umm... where am I?
Why did I transform...?
You left such a cute childhood friend like me behind...
Just what were you doing in the darkness with Sakura-san?!
W-What are you talking about?
Sakura-san is here?
Quit playing dumb!
She's right h...!
Where are you hiding her?
I don't know...
Don't you lay a finger on her.
Akane-chan! Don't get in my way!
You saved me, Akane!
She's my prey!
You've got some serious balls for leaving me behind
and hanging out with that Kaede bitch...
Want to burst into bright red fireworks?
HUH?!
Like I said, I have no idea what...
Let's have a little chat.
It wouldn't be fun to just let you go free.
Just what the hell happened?!
Shizuku-chan! You guys!
Thank goodness you're back.
I got lost in the hotel after I finished shopping.
I'm sorry I broke my promise about watching the fireworks together.
Umm, Sakura-san, weren't you watching the fireworks with me...?
Natsuru-san, you were watching them with someone?
See? It's like I said.
Why? Why don't you guys believe me?
Oh yes, since we're all here, why don't we all head to the bath?
Welcome back. How were the fireworks?
Well uh, I don't really remember.
I did step outside, but I'm still confused as to what happened.
We had a nice view here.
Watching from a hotel window isn't so bad.
The falling fireworks were really pretty.
You mean the rocketing fireworks.
By the way, Natsuru-san...
Yeah, I know.
Were you really not with Sakura-san?
She said so too, right?
You're awful.
You said I was your type, but you're off flirting with Sakura-san.
Umm, Akane-chan, were you listening to us?
Kondou-san's your childhood friend
and Madam President just did that in front of us...
I'm the only one that's been left out...
Akane-chan?
...even though I was the one who mustered up the courage to invite you here.
It wouldn't be good for you to...
Do it to me too!
D-Do what?
K-Kiss me...
You kissed Madam President,
so what's wrong with kissing me?
That's only because she did it forcefully...
Then I want you to kiss me.
A-Akane-chan...
Sorry for interrupting, but would you mind turning on the TV?
There's a rerun of that one family anime that has a name related to the sea.
The Tigers game is much more important!
Let's watch American porn on a pay channel! Porn!
I want to see rare commercials you can only see in this region.
Coming, coming...
Hello?
Senou-kun, are you ready to bathe?
No, not yet.
Okay, I'll be waiting in the women's bath for you.
Wait, why the women's bath?
Kaede's waiting too.
Hey!
Hey, wait!
See you then.
Are you serious?
You're going to the baths, right?
Y-Yeah. But she told me to go into the women's bath as a girl...
Sakura-san, Madam President, and Kondou-san will all be there, right?
I'm going too!
Akane-chan...
Oh crap, oh crap. I should head off to the side.
Natsuru-san!
S-Sakura-san.
Natsuru!
Man, you took forever!
We were waiting.
Why are you looking away?
Y'know, we're all girls. Right, Akane-chan?
Yes. Please look at us.
No, it's okay...
Take this!
Wow, she's got a really nice body.
How beautiful.
Let me see, too!
Okay, let's switch!
Natsuru-san's naked body...!
Pure white skin, a slim waist, she's got it all.
It's so soft, like a marshmallow.
No fair. Then I claim her left one!
My hand is sinking in.
That's no fair. Let me touch them too!
I'll give you a taste of heaven with my skills!
Jesus, what a mess I got myself in.
Thanks for the great view.
You were just there to watch?
Oh, did you want me to join in?
What were you doing with Kaede?
Like I said before, I was all alone there.
No, I meant before that.
What happened outside the room back then?
"What"...?
When I came to, she was there staring at me... staring...
Natsuru?
Found you, Natsuru-san.
Hey, Shizuku-chan, don't hog her all to yourself.
Right. I'll give you back to Kaede.
I'm getting out first.
See you later.
Natsuru-san.
You know what to do, right?
Yeah.
Huh. You're all by yourself?
Looks like Natsuru-san stayed in for too long. She got out already.
Will she be all right?
Yes, she'll be fine.
So let's enjoy the bath together for a bit longer, okay?
Well, I didn't expect you to drop by my room.
We were in the middle of a discussion.
Oh, you actually cared?
Is it wrong for me to be interested?
No, I'm happy you're showing any interest in me at all.
But if we're all alone, it might not end with just talking.
Yes, I don't feel like ending it like that either.
Do explain what you mean, Senou-kun.
What I mean?
Why are you doing this?
Gotta problem with it?
I want to know why.
That's enough. Just shut up and be mine.
I see, I'm glad you're being aggressive in your own way.
So what are you going to do now?
Do it already.
It's my first time, so I'm not sure how it's done.
If you don't hurry up, Kondou-san and Kaede will be back.
It's my first time too.
Won't you at least kiss me?
We've done that a few times already.
How odd. I tensed up for no reason.
Want to feel it for yourself?
It's beating quickly, isn't it?
I think they're shaped nicely, but... What do you think?
I-I don't know what.
I've never touched them before.
I see. You've taken away another one of my firsts.
All your firsts are mine,
so in exchange I'll give you all of mine.
Are you aroused?
Not only that, but...
That was the first time I've ever made that noise, and it was because of you...
And over here.
You're into undressing girls, right?
I'm not wearing a bra, but you can take this off.
Don't get cocky just because you turned me on.
T-Turned you on...?
Hey Natsuru, why'd you go after me?
Because I was told to.
By whom?
S-S...
Kaede?
I see. So you won't tell me any more.
What a real shame!
I have to stand by my own pride.
I don't want you to fuck me just because someone ordered you to.
So let's try this again when we have the chance.
I might have just let a chance slide by.
Men are so useless.
Looks like I'll have to change my plans.
You'll do as I expect of you, yes?
Of course. We've devoted our bodies and souls to you.
Even if we said no, we would. Get ready for it.
We won't blow their brains out. We'll hold back when we destroy them.
When we're done, we want to be rewarded...
Yay! Let's go all out again!
Dude, don't scream like that.
Are you all right, Natsuru-san?
I had such a bad day yesterday...
Wait, why was it so bad?
Geez, we were surprised when Madam President brought you in after you collapsed in the hall.
Is that what happpened? My bad.
Sorry we're late.
Senou-kun, how do you feel?
I'll be all right.
That's good to hear.
Let's go, guys!
Hey, take a chill pill.
Let's go, Shizuku-chan.
Yeah, sure.
You should just swallow your silly pride.
Kaede!
What's wrong, Shizuku-chan?
Didn't you just say something?
Not a thing at all.
You're funny.
I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
I see. Let's go already, Shizuku-chan.
We're going to be left behind.
I knew it was you... Kaede...
The Moderators have suddenly launched an attack.
By chance, Natsuru has joined the ranks of the resistance,
the White Kämpfer, as a fighter pilot! Hot dayum!
Unsure what to do, his childhood friend Akane
plants a red poppy seed upon the battlefield.
For what reason?
Next time, Victory Kämpfer: ~A Song of Rapture~.
Please watch!
Spoiler: TakaJun might not have internet when KnK7 is out.

I haven't forgotten about you.
About your hair fluttering in the wind,
the warmth of your hands,
and the warmth of your breath.
No matter how much time passes by, I won't forget.
The time has finally come.
Please watch over me.
You've got a ridiculously nice house.
What do your parents do for a living?
They're businesspeople.
They travel all around the world.
So you live all alone.
Did you forget about me?
Oh, right.
So, what do you want from me?
Must I have a reason to call you over?
It's summer vacation, my parents are out,
and you're alone with your girlfriend at her house.
I'm not asking anything of you.
Who's my girlfriend?
You're clueless about love.
This is what I wanted to talk about.
Didn't I see that at Sakura-san's place...?
Burnt to Death Lion.
I took it when we stayed at her apartment.
You did?! Why?
Is it time to get up?
He's a Messenger?!
It seems he's the original Messenger.
That old gramps, all he does is sleep.
Tell Natsuru about it.
Tell him why you turn us into Kämpfer and force us to fight each other.
All righty.
If you don't fight, it'll be a problem.
Not for us.
It's a problem for the Moderators.
In a galaxy far, far away,
two mighty forces are locked in an unending battle,
and the Moderators are the mediators between the two.
The Moderators came up with a way to end this battle.
They chose warriors to represent red versus blue,
and thus the Kämpfer came into existence.
Red or Blue, whomever wins will decide the victor in the other galaxy.
He means we're involved in a proxy battle, and we're fighting in their place.
What the hell?
How could you drag us into that?!
Only the people the Moderators choose can do it.
So...
Hey, wait! Hey!
Kaede said this is precious to her.
Do you know what that means?
She's involved with the Moderators.
You mean Sakura-san?!
Perhaps the Moderators have their eyes on her,
or perhaps it's the other way around.
Other way around?
Quit making stuff up.
She must have noticed that her precious doll is missing,
but she hasn't said anything.
And at the pool...
Did something happen there?
This is my room.
You're the first man other than my father to come in here.
Consider it an honor.
Right.
I'll make you remember what happened at the pool.
Madam President?!
When we're alone, you should call me Shizuku.
That's not the point...
Shi-zu-ku.
Shizuku...
Umm?
Be quiet.
Looks like you remember.
So Sakura-san really did...
But why...?
Because I've been defying the Moderators.
Why?
I told you before, I won't let the Moderators do as they please.
They did that to her...
To Tamiko...
Tamiko?
I met her back when I was a freshman,
when I had just become a Kämpfer.
She taught me quite a few things.
She was dear to me.
But she lost to a Blue Kämpfer, and...
Part of this is for revenge.
Shizuku...
But what are you going to do?
Help me fight the Moderators.
Against Sakura-san too?
They'll turn her against you.
I want you to help me fight them,
Natsuru.
I have to know for sure.
If she's really...
But what would I do after?
Wouldn't it be better not to?
No, I can't think like that.
Maybe it's best not to...
No, I have to...
Guess I...
No point being hung up on this!
Why'd you come visit all of a sudden?
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry, but there's something I have to ask you.
There's no way...
No way she's involved with the Moderators.
Is there something on my face?
Hey, you know, you're pretty useless.
Even though I managed to fool her, you can't even bring yourself to fuck a single girl.
Still, I thought you were capable of luring her to our side.
Is Shizuku-chan taking good care of Burnt to Death Lion?
I can't believe it.
You really...
Do know about the Kämpfer...
I hate boys.
Don't want them, don't need them.
So stay as a girl, okay?
Natsuru-san?
Yes.
Good girl.
Change of plans.
I'm going to defeat your friends after all.
Will you fight for me?
Of course.
There'll be lots more where that came from after you defeat them.
Consider it your reward.
Oh hey, Akane-chan!
Kondou-san, what's up?
Natsuru called me up here.
Perhaps he'll confess his love to me on the rooftop!
He called me up here too.
I'm sure it's a confession of love!
Dammit, is he trying to two-time us?!
He might be three-timing.
Madam President, you too?
Cheating, that's all men are good for.
But he'll come back to me in the end.
If only it would play out like that.
Natsuru!
Where is he?
Were we too early?
They're coming!
I'm Sayaka Nakao.
I didn't want to introduce myself, but I did so for your sake, okay?
Be grateful.
Fighting for who I am, my eyes blaze with a million volts!
I'm the graceful tomboy, Hitomi Minagawa!
It's time to play bloody doctor!
I'm Rika Ueda-chan!
Umm, blood falls like rain even when the sky is clear.
Maybe it's more blood than it is rain?
I'm Ryouka Yamakawa.
The White Kämpfer.
This isn't a confession, it's a trap!
We'll be rewarded for defeating you.
Rewarded? By whom?!
Who the fuck is giving you orders?!
If you want to know...
...you'll have to defeat us first.
Are you ready?
'sup, bitches? How bout' y'all tell us who's pullin' the strings here?
I can't believe I lost.
I just wasn't paying attention. 
It's not like you guys are strong or anything.
Don't misunderstand.
I'm getting all teary-eyed.
We don't have enough battle strength.
Quit yapping and tell us already!
Madam Prez?
Natsuru.
The fuck are you doin', Natsuru?!
She's being controlled.
Controlled? By whom?
By...
Madam President, you can't...
I'm just going to pin her down.
I'll do it.
I'm her partner!
I'll help you.
Kaede.
Kaede-sama!
Goodness, I thought you girls would be a bit more useful.
I'll punish you later.
Kaede-sama...
I see. So it's all yer doin'.
I've never liked ya, but now I hate ya even more!!
Don't get so angry, bitch.
Who's a bitch?!
So fast.
You're not a Kämpfer, are you?
Typical Shizuku.
I've never seen you wear a bracelet.
What's your objective?
Are you a Moderator?
You'll have to beat me to find out.
Natsuru! You're siding with her?!
Kaede-sama!
Please do that to me! Like you always do!
Oh my, you're finally awake.
You fucking bitch!
What do you want?
I want to get rid of you.
Was her name Tamiko?
You're just like her.
No, don't tell me you...
Hmm, I wonder.
You're all just getting in the way of the Moderators.
I'll get rid of you for rebelling against them.
These girls are neither Red nor Blue, but White Kämpfer.
They were made just to defeat you.
What... What do you plan to do with Natsuru?
We'll make her our ally.
We don't need the male Natsuru,
but we do need the female one.
What do you mean?
Thanks to you, my plan was ruined.
I never imagined Red and Blue would combine forces.
Natsuru-san was the deciding factor.
If Natsuru-san chose to be a boy, you would win.
If he chose to be a girl, we would win.
Simple, right?
Mishima-san, do you know why your side would win if he chose to remain a boy?
Like hell I do!
Because he loves all of you.
Fuckin' A, I don't get it!
How does that decide anything?!
That's how it was.
And he's chosen to be a girl...
She chose me.
Wanna know why I didn't deal the final blow?
I wanna show you a little mercy.
So I'll let Natsuru-san defeat you instead.
After all Shizuku-chan, you're my best friend!
Natsuru...
This is how it should be.
That's how it is.
Goodbye, Shizuku-chan.
I'll be rewarded...
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
You'd better hurry up if you want your reward.
Natsuru-san?
I don't need a reward.
But how?
I love you.
If you do...
But I won't team up with you!
I love you, but if I choose you, I'll lose something precious to me.
So...
I'll choose Shizuku, Akane, and Mikoto!
Natsuru!
Then I'll make you choose me!
Shizuku!
Thanks, Natsuru.
Man, ya really are a bro!
Good job, Natsuru!
Get ready.
We won't hold back!
You get ready!
What is this power?!
My power level is rising!
Fuck yeah, my heart's on fire!
I really can feel the heat!
What's going on?
Natsuru-san.
That looks fun.
Let's cheer them on.
Shizuku-sama and the small fry, please give it all you've got!
Joy, beautiful divine spark, daughter of Elysium.
O heavenly one, we enter your holy shrine, drunk with fire.
Your Zauber once again bonds together what custom strictly divided.
All womankind become sisters where your gentle wings hold sway.
Your Zauber once again bonds together what custom strictly divided.
All womankind become sisters where your gentle wings hold sway.
At this rate, we'll...
Natsuru-san.
Natsuru-san, will you lend me your strength?
You do love me, right?
Sakura-san...
You can call me Kaede.
If you choose me as a girl, that is.
So please defeat them.
I'll give you your reward now, so...
I... I've made up my mind!
Eww, a boy!
Kaede-san...
Don't call me Kaede!
Natsuru!!
You filthy male. I can't believe you'd call me Kaede.
Just who do you think you are?!
Hitomi! Sayaka! Rika! Ryouka!
We're done for today. Let's go!
Yes, ma'am!
You'll choose me as a woman in the end.
Natsuru, you bastard!
I saw you trying to kiss that bitch!
Didn't you choose us?!
Hey, wait! This isn't the time...
You idiot, I can't believe you!
They got away!
We're more interested in kisses than fights.
That's right!
Natsuru, if you want a kiss...
I'll give you one whenever you want.
Madam President, that's cheap!
That was my first kiss.
The fuck are ya doin'?!
Dammit!
That was my first kiss too.
...with a boy.
That's the first time I've kissed you.
He's groping my butt!
I'm a step ahead!
We do this all the time.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Look who's talking.
I don't mind if he touches me either!
We shouldn't...!!
I don't mind.
I don't either!
Well, the White Kämpfer got away,
but they won because we helped them.
Geez. They're useless without us.
What'll happen to us now?
I don't have a heart, but that was really exciting.
Yeah...
Whatever will be, will be. 
That's right!
Natsuru chose me.
No, he chose me!
You mean me, right, Natsuru?
Until I get a real ring, I'll make do with this.
You won't get one no matter how long you wait!
Because... I'm his type.
No, I am!
Childhood friends will be loved, forever and always!
Man, the moon sure is beautiful.
Natsuru, I'll make you curry!
O Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
O Harakiri Tora! Why are you Harakiri Tora?
Was it our destiny never to meet?
Next time on Romeo and Harakiri Tora,
Extra Show: The Miracle of the Entrails Dolls.
By the way, you're not really Romeo, are you?
Urk, that's right, I'm Burnt to Death Lio-*snore*
Good niiight!

Come on now, it's bedtime.
Mama, read me a book about Santa.
All right.
A long, long time ago, a few Entrails Animals lived in a certain place.
That felt good!
Did my bracelet go haywire?!
Did the Moderators do this?!
Or could it be...?
Hey wait, where's my body?
Meow~
Good morning, Natsuru-san.
Meow?
Quit saying crap and turn me back to normal already!
Don't look at me. I don't know how to.
Well, just think of it as fate and go with the flow.
You find this amusing, don't you?
Oh, dear goodness no, not in the slightest.
Then tell me, just what are you wearing?
Oh these? I secretly made these hoping you'd wear them.
They fit better than I would have imagined.
Oh my. You're loaded with fat around here.
I could never get a pair as a doll.
Don't you touch my body!
Well then...
Hey wait...! Where do you think you're going?
Anywhere but here, I guess.
You're not going anywhere!
'kay, watch the house.
I love being able to move around as I please!
Oh?
Oh, you're all here.
I knew it'd happen to you too.
This makes me happy, embarrassed, and fidgety all at the same time!
Have you all listened to the sound of your heart yet?
My heart?
Yeah!
*thump*
Oh my...
This is the first time we've ever heard our hearts beating.
This is the rhythm of life!
Life is fabulous!
And this is?
That's a sound only our intestines could possibly make.
H-How is it?
It's delicious!
We'd never know this taste as dolls.
Life is fabulous!
Thanks for the grub!
Humans pinch each others' ears to cool down.
Yours aren't cold.
No, not those.
Anyway,
there's something bothering me.
Is it considered cannibalism for us to eat a beef and pork hotpot?
Oh, don't worry about those things.
That's right!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
You're a cat, so of course you're bad with hot foods.
It's hot!
Dammit, Natsuru!
What's going on?!
Natsuru-san...
Senou-kun!
Oh, you're all here.
That's not the point!
Why'd we turn into dolls?!
I don't know.
What should we do?
Don't worry, Mishima-san.
But just where did they go off with our bodies?
Man, I'm full.
We'd never know this sense of satisfaction as dolls.
Life is fabulous!
Where should we go next?
Rainbow Bridge
Hatomune Bus Tours
Tokyo Tower Observation Tour
Natural Refuge Tour
Let's go sightseeing on the old Kamo Bus Tours.
Please wait a moment.
Before you go, haven't you forgotten something important?
Something important?
I didn't expect to see you here, Natsuru-tan.
Wait, I'm not...
Or so I thought.
But you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You've got to be somebody else.
Anyway, aren't you going to pay?
Pay?
Let's see, the entrance fee, transportation fee, cooking fee, service fee,
and a few other things add up to this much.
What should we do?
Until this morning, we were just dolls.
There's no way we'd have any money on us.
Are they going to capture us and execute us?
I don't want to die!
I should just commit seppuku!
You seem ready.
Please help us!
Oww!
Where are we?
If you thought we'd let you eat for free just because you're cute, then you're wrong.
You can't get something for nothing.
Basically, you'll be paying with your bodies.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our dazzling and captivating show!
I'm your host!
The one who didn't get much of an appearance in the anime
or even the light novel and can't accept being a mere side character,
Masumi Nishino!
Well, let's start!
All right girls, it's time to assemble!
Get on stage.
Okay!
Oh my, Natsuru-san!
I-I'm not...
...or so I thought, but she's got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
But she's still amazing!
This must be...
...the cheers we'd never be able to hear as dolls.
I'm getting nervous.
I like this!
I'm just a bunny girl passing by!
Instructor, I'm the ditzy and doltish Stray Dog.
Tiger stripes are the best!
Where do you want to take your shot?
Life is fabulous!
What wonderful girls!
Oh, this forbidden love!
All right, please keep your hands off them!
It'll cost you a hundred grand to touch.
One, two!
No!
You mustn't do that in front of so many people.
You're...
You were in trouble.
Good thing I happened to pass by.
I'm not sure about that, but thank you very much.
It was quite amusing though.
Oh wait, it's you, Natsuru-san.
Or so I thought, but you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You must be someone completely different.
But for some reason,
I felt something strange the first time I saw all of you.
It's like you reminded me of something.
Something I'd hold dear and close to me.
Oh, what am I saying?
Please go on a date with me, just for today.
Thank you very much.
It's an amusement park!
This is the place where grown-ups can become kids again!
It truly is the land of dreams, Neverland!
We can play like we never could have as dolls!
Life is fabulous!
Ah, can I ask you a question?
Doesn't this place seem run down?
Not at all. Entrails Land is extremely popular place for the fans.
Even I have a year-round pass.
Come on, let's go in.
Crucifixion rocks! 
This guillotine is really high!
I'm liking this electric chair!
This is so fun!
I wish we could just go on having fun like this...
What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.
Why do I suddenly feel so ashamed?
Did you get a clue as to where they are?
Not really.
Come on, tell me already!
"Tell me already"?
You're pretty ballsy to order me around!
Sucks to be hungry.
I'll make some curry.
Maybe later.
Yay!
Where are my glasses?
One, two, Kämpfer!
Say cheese!
Life is fabulous!
Oh, if it isn't our most frequent visitor, Sakura-san!
Our new attraction is complete!
It's over in that tent?
A-Are you the female Natsuru Senou?
Oh wait, you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You've gotta be someone else.
I don't really mind, but why does everyone have the same reaction?
Let's start the attraction!
We could never feel such pain as dolls.
Oh, sorry!
What're you doing?
Are you having fun?
Very much.
Is something the matter?
It's that feeling of our skin touching...
We never would've felt this with bodies made of cloth and cotton.
Are we sexually developing and going through puberty,
or are we just in heat like typical beasts?
I'm falling into this temptation that's taking over my body!
Here's the last one!
The Entrails Game Show!
Who's going to fit in there?
Spin around! 
Sakura-san will!
And the first thing is...
Earlobe biting!
Go for the end of her ear!
Shoot to win!
Ready...
I can't hold back my libido!
Life is fabulous!
Gooooal!
Next is breast biting!
Her back! 
It's finally time. Go for her tongue!
Life is fabulous!
"Vita Sexualis" by Ougai Mori!
You cleared them all for five gold coins!
That felt good.
Hurray! Hurray!
Onto the next attraction...
What's wrong?
Hello there!
Please forget about me!
Goodbye, everyone.
What's the matter?
Let me confess, for I am a sinful woman.
I've done such indecent things with four people at once...
I don't understand my own feelings,
about her, or about her,
or about her, and lastly, about her.
I love them so much my heart quivers.
Ah, what should I do?
You certainly are an inconceivable strumpet.
What?! Am I really?!
You should be ashamed.
Repent for your sins.
How would I do that?
There is only one way. You must work.
Labor is a sacred ministry.
You have no time to rest.
Hang in there.
For the three of us to acquire a tropical island
and have our living expenses covered will take another five hundred million.
You girls!
We're here to save you.
Why would you do this for me?
Why?
Isn't it obvious.
Of all the people on this earth, you hold us dearest to your heart.
Always and always.
Do you know how happy you've made us?
Thanks a lot.
You know, I love you the most!
Wait up!
We're not just going to hand her over.
Oh, looks like we'll have to go full throttle.
Shut up before I befriend you. 
You...!!
Are you all right?
Please stay with me! Hang in there!
Oww.
Are you okay?
This pain... I never could've felt it as a doll.
See.
You're right.
Oww. Oww.
I said oww!
To be able to feel pain...
...means we're alive!
That's right. Me, Bunny, Stray Dog, and even Electrocuted Lynx...!
This is proof we're all alive.
Life is fabulous!
You girls.
We admit defeat.
I'm so moved. 
Let's go back to making a killing off of Senou-san tomorrow.
I'm very grateful.
That's what we should say.
We enjoyed the day.
Sorry, I just felt that if I let go I'll never see you all again.
Is this where we say our goodbyes?
No, it's not a goodbye.
We can see each other any time.
Even if we're in a different shape and form,
we'll still love you.
You girls...
Girls?
And then the Santas returned to their faraway home planet.
The end.
Is she asleep already?
Yes, sound asleep.
It'll snow tonight.
Looks like we'll have a wondrous white Christmas.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas!
I pray the Entrails Dolls will pay you a visit tonight.
My glasses!
Why are we falling?
Ridiculous.
When will we be humans again?
It'll all work out!

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That bracelet is proof of the contract.
It's called the Contract Bracelet.
Now that you've been chosen by the Moderators,
you must fight no matter what.
You've become a Kämpfer, an elite born to fight.
My chest has gotten bigger...
My hair has grown longer...
D-Don't tell me...
I've never had this underwear...
You've become a Kämpfer.
Kämpfers must be female.
That's why you've turned into a girl.
Since you've been chosen, you must become a Kämpfer to fight.
Hey, I'm over here.
Do you understand?
Harakiri Tiger?
The plushie is talk-
A bracelet?
That's the Contract Bracelet.
What is this thing?!
That bracelet will glow before you transform.
By the way, I'm a messenger sent by the Moderators.
You could say that I'm something similar to an angel.
T-Those are my intestines, Natsuru-san!
I-I'm a...
Guy!
God...
This must be a dream.
It has to be.
You want to go back to sleep?
Let me help you.
All right...
Okay, here goes!
I'm back...
Sakura-san!
Good morning.
M-Morning!
Wanna take the bus to school together?
Sure, I'd be glad to.
You seem so happy. Did something good happen to you?
Yeah, I bumped into you.
Well, I'm glad I bumped into you too.
By the way...
Remember how I lent you that Harakiri Tiger? How's he doing?
Really well.
He's doing so well that his intestines are nearly flying out.
Oh yeah, I got that from Sakura-san...
That's a beautiful bracelet.
Huh?
The bracelet will glow before you transform.
I'm sorry, but I've gotta go...
Didn't you say you wanted to take the bus with me?
Well, umm...
I just remembered that I have something to do...
Well, it's really urgent...
Are you okay?
You don't look well.
I'm okay. Like I said-
At this rate, I'll transform right in front of her.
Yo. So you're my enemy?
Never thought such a girly-looking punk would be my enemy.
Say your prayers or something.
Natsuru-san? Huh?
So what happened last night wasn't a dream?!
Just like I thought, you're also a Kämpfer.
Come on, bring it on.
W-Why do we have to fight?!
Because you and I are both Kämpfers!
Even though you're a Kämpfer, you're not a Mobile Suit!  
Not bad.
What's your name?
Senou Natsuru.
I'm Mishima Akane.
Savor the sound of it on your journey to hell.
Now I'm going to friggin' shoot your big fat ass!
Natsuru-san! Where are you?
Outta the way, you stupid bitch!
Sakura-san!
Stop!
W-What happened?
So you're a Zauber type...
Zauber?
Interesting...
Now I'm gonna go full out and kill you!
G-Get off me, you jerk!
Get the hell off of me already!
Boring.
So heavy-
Ow!
E-Excuse me, are you okay?
Good morning...
Did you do your homework?
Yeah, of course.
Lemme see it...
Senou!
Senou, someone's calling for you.
Higashida, who is it?
If it's the teacher, tell him I'm dead.
Huh? It's not.
It's a girl from the female side.
Sakura-san?!
Yeah right.
It'd be big news if Sakura Kaede, one of the two idols from the female side, came to find you.
Everyone would concentrate their hate on you and you'd get assassinated.
But if I were to be abused physically and verbally by the other idol, Sango Shizuka,
and then get assassinated from the concentration of hate,
I'd die a happy man.
The next time I get my hands on some of her pictures, I'll sell them to you.
No thanks.
You really like taking pictures, don't you?
There's nothing more fun in this world.
Oh, by the way.
Mikoto-chan's coming back soon, right?
Lemme take a picture of her...
Why ask me?
Ask her yourself.
I'm asking you because you've been friends with her since forever.
Where is she right now?
Well, she sent me a postcard a while ago.
Natsuru! What's up?
When I'm back, I'll make you some curry! I'll be back very soon!
Right now, I'm in Cape Verde. Love, Kondo Mikoto.
Cape Verde?!
Cape Verde is right around here.
Hey, Senou.
She looks like she's about to cry.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
No, it's okay. I shouldn't have...
Umm... Do you need something from me?
Actually, how did you get to the male side?
I-I'm a librarian, so I have a pass...
I'm sorry... I don't speak with guys often...
I apologize...
I'm really sorry...
Well, even if you apologize...
Umm... What's your name?
I'm Akane.
Mishima Akane.
Mishima... Akane?!
Aka-
Are you really the girl from this morning?
Yes.
Well, you said some really outrageous things.
Yes.
Like, "I'll kill you".
Yes...
And "big fat ass".
Yes...
And "stupid bitch".
Yes...
And "I'm going to friggin' shoot..."
P-Please stop making fun of me.
My personality changes when I become a Kämpfer...
And I start saying extremely vulgar things.
I'm really sorry.
S-Sorry!
Me too!
My chest inflates like a balloon when I transform.
Your chest inflates?
But I didn't know that even personality can change.
Please look at this.
When this bracelet glows, that means you're going to transform into a Kämpfer.
Same color bracelets mean we're on the same side.
So that's why you stopped attacking me?
That's not all...
You were so brave...
If blue means we're on the same side, what about our enemies?
They wear red ones.
You know a lot.
Black Seppuku Bunny told me.
He's a type of plushie from the Entrails Animal Series.
What? You want something from me?
Well, whatever.
I'm only going to say it once, so listen carefully.
There are three types of weapons that Kämpfers use.
For example, a gun like the one Akane uses.
There's also magic known as Zauber like what Natsuru used.
And there's the final type - the sword, which is known as Schwert.
S-Sch...?
Why is it so hard to pronounce?
It's German, you retard!
Black Seppuku Bunny has a dirty mouth...
He has a voice like Tamura Yukari-san's.
Tamura Yukari?
You don't know who she is?
She's a voice actress.
So Tamura Yukari has a dirty mouth?
What I mean is that Black Seppuku Bunny
has a bad mouth and he sounds like Tamura Yukari.
My Harakiri Tiger sounds like the original Shizuka-chan... 
When did you become a Kämpfer?
Around six months ago.
I remember I woke up and felt really hot...
B-By hot, I don't mean it that way!
Then what do you mean?
T-Then I was holding a big and black and shiny Gewehr...
Big and black?
P-Please don't misunderstand me!
A Gewehr! A gun!
I was holding a gun!
What on earth are you thinking about?!
Oh, speaking of which, the German dictionary is over here.
This?
Yes.
It's stuck...
Senou-san, not again...
S-Sorry!
Mishima-san, are you all right?
Senou-san, your stiff thing is...
Come on, stand up.
I-It's standing up?!
Hold it.
H-Hold what?!
What?
What do you want me to hold?!
Are you retarded?
Please be quiet in the library.
Student Council President...
I-I'm sorry!
Think about time and place before you attempt to do sexual things.
You're not estrous beasts.
No! You're getting the wrong idea!
Senou-san suddenly...
H-Hey!
You'll be late for class.
Go back to your classrooms.
Okay.
Mishima-san, that was mean.
It's glowing again!
Don't worry, no one's here.
Is this your first time over on the female side?
Of course!
It's impossible for us guys to pass through the strict security to go onto the female side.
So this is the female side.
I'm breathing the same air as Sakura-san!
This isn't the time for this.
So you don't know why Kämpfers are fighting against other Kämpfers?
I asked Black Seppuku Bunny quite a few times...
But he always says he didn't know... And then I get mad...
You don't know?! You Tamura Yukari sound-a-like!
Stop abusing me! You Horie Yui sound-a-like!
I become so violent after I transform.
Wait, so why do we suddenly transform?
One reason is like this morning when I got aroused and felt like fighting...
Aroused, huh?
No! Not that kind of aroused!
And the other reason is because another Kämpfer is near you.
How long will it be before I transform back?
At first, it's random.
It might take anywhere from five minutes to a few days.
Once you get used to it, you can transform back on your own will.
What's the matter?
I-I need to go to the bathroom!
Don't worry.
It's not a big deal.
Senou-san, go!
Can you watch my back?
I'm not into that- But if you insist...
Huh?
I just want you to watch out for me.
Oh, I see!
Jeez, you nearly gave me a heart attack!
D-Do I have to flip up my skirt?
Or take it off?
Natsuru-san!
Sakura-san!
I-I'm sorry about this morning.
Well, I...
Don't worry about it.
I'm just glad you're all right.
Well, actually, I want to ask you...
O-Oh, I'll go on first.
Okay, see you next time.
I-I'm sorry.
Well, actually...
There's someone I'm kinda interested in...
I just can't get this someone out of my head.
I really want to meet that person again...
And see, I was wondering if you know them.
So fabulous and cool...
And wearing our school's uniform...
And she saved me!
I'm talking about that girl on the street from this morning!
Natsuru-san, if you know her, please introduce me to her!
Sure...
What a disaster.
Well, you're basically the same person, so it isn't a big deal.
I want her to fall in love with my male self.
What should I do?
So what do you think I should do?
I don't know.
Can't you just turn her down?
But Sakura-san is a beautiful person.
Why are you telling me that...
It has nothing to do with me!
Well Mishima-san, you're really the only one who I can ask for an opinion...
Just call me Akane.
Everyone calls me that.
And you're the first guy to call me by that name.
All right, Akane-chan.
Same goes with you, call me Natsuru.
Okay, Natsuru-san.
Akane-chan.
What's up, bastard.
You have balls to call me "Akane-chan".
You told me to call you that-
Wait, why did you transform?
You told me that when you transform suddenly, it means that you want to fight...
Or that there's another Kämpfer near-
A Schwert-type, run!
Where did she...
Akane-chan!
Akane-chan!
Seriously, for crying out loud.
Natsuru, friends don't address each other with honorifics.
Akane-chan!
Wanna die?
A-Akane.
What should we do now?
I wanna fight back,
but we don't even know where she's attacking from.
Natsuru, be the bait and run out.
When the enemy tries to attack you, I'll finish her off.
Bait? Me?
Don't worry. I'm counting on you, partner.
Here goes!
Akane!
Sakura-san...
So you're the one behind this!
Akane, stop!
Moderators have existed since ancient times.
An enormous attack by a Kämpfer
brought about mankind's final war.
The world is about to meet its end.
At this time,
an Entrails Animal stood up for the sake of living!
...well, we're plushies so we don't have lives.

Senou Natsuru suddenly woke up one morning as a Kämpfer.
Sakura Kaede is also a Kämpfer.
I know at least that much.
Kämpfer are born to fight.
Huh? Why are they fighting?
Don't worry about the details.
Cut your yappin', punks.
Just go out there and kick some ass!
So you're the one behind this!
Akane!
Stop!
Look, it's not her.
God dammit.
It would've been better if that bitch was a Kämpfer.
Do you really hate her that much?
She stopped attacking.
But why?
Is she afraid of being late to class or something...?
I'm going back to class.
After all, I'm an honor student.
What about Sakura-san?
Ain't my problem.
You deal with it.
Deal with it?
I can feel her...
S-She's so tender...
Now is so not the time to get horny!
From this point on is the girl's side, territory that boys shouldn't enter.
But once again, I've...
Higashida and some other guys have tried to infiltrate numerous times.
I heard they were trying to dig a tunnel under the wall...
But since I transformed into a girl, it's not a problem for me.
Should I be happy or sad?
Natsuru! What's up?
I'm enjoying myself in Suriname!
I'm coming back soon and I'll make you curry when I do.
Look forward to it!
Love, Kondo Mikotou.
Suriname?
Suriname is right around here.
Hoho. So you've finally met the enemy Kämpfer.
She was really strong. Wait, it was a she, right?
Of course. All Kämpfer must be female.
That's why you transform into a girl.
That's just how it is.
It's your fault isn't it?
It's the Moderators'.
Also, Kämpfer always tend to gather around one place.
When one appears, two or three more are bound to be in the same area.
Like I said, it's your fault.
It's the Moderators'!
So that means the enemy is also a student at my school.
Duh. This is getting fun!
What the hell!
I wonder who the Kämpfer is.
Hopefully she doesn't attack me out of the blue again.
Hey, Senou.
Akane-chan asked for you.
Huh?
You called me here?
The student council president did.
Do you know what happened in the library yesterday?
Y-Yeah, I just heard about it from Higashida.
He's this guy in my cla-
From the Hottie Research Society, right?
Yes, I know.
How does she know?
Were you in the library?
No...
So you were.
You should just admit it.
As the student council president, I have to report this to the school.
I see...
U-Umm, Natsuru-san is a boy.
I heard it was a girl who caused the commotion in the library.
You were there too, weren't you?
Umm.
So you were.
It really doesn't matter if it was a boy or girl.
In the end, it was a girl who did it.
That's the problem.
If you have something to say, go ahead.
So you don't.
She's scary.
She's always like that, even during the library committee meetings-
Natsuru-san.
Sakura-san!
What's wrong?
I've been looking for a while, but...
I can't find her.
I know I asked you before, but when can you introduce me to that cool girl?
Umm, well...
Well?
After school tomorrow.
N-Natsuru-san!
Tomorrow? Thank you!
Thank you very much.
You're all right with that?
No way I am.
Akane-chan, are you free after school today?
Wanna come to my house?
Y-Your house?
Don't be shy.
I've never been to a guy's house before.
No one else is home.
We'll be all alone?
No one will hear you scream.
If I scream...?!
I don't even know if I will make those noises!
Huh?
So this is Natsuru-san's room.
This is the first time I've been in a boy's room...
I'm so nervous...
Don't be so stiff.
Stiff?!
Akane-chan...
Are you okay?
Please, be gentle...
What should I do?
I need your advice.
On how to become stiff?
Sakura-san asked me to introduce her tomorrow, but...
Why did you agree to it?
Just because.
That's not a reason.
Do girls ever fall in love with each other?
I wouldn't know.
Go out and date her.
She's one of the school idols, right?
Everyone will be jealous. Right, Black Seppuku Bunny?
Yeah, sounds good to me.
There's nothing stopping a Kämpfer from going out with a girl.
Do it.
You seem to be getting along well with Harakiri Tiger even though you just met.
Wait, you can't just say, "Do it."
Do what?
Nothing at all!
Anyway, what are you going to do when you meet her?
What am I going to do?
Just make her dislike you.
How could I!
But I think that's a great idea.
It'll make her not want to see you again.
But...
She'll hate the female you, not the male you.
Boys' hearts are so complicated.
How would I make her hate me?
Rip her skirt off!
Wait, just strip her naked!
No!
What if she likes it?!
Akane-chan, would you like it if someone ripped your skirt off?
That depends...
Depends on what?
I can't imagine Sakura-san hating me!
Do your best.
If you do the Stupid Dance we talked about yesterday, you'll be fine.
Why does she look so happy?
All right, Akane-chan. Here goes.
Man, this sucks balls.
Learn how to transform by yourself already.
Go and get yourself hated, partner!
D-Did I make you wait?
No, I just got here.
You saved me in the library, right?
I'd like to thank you for that.
I'm Sakura Kaede.
What's your name?
Senou Natsuru.
Senou Natsuru-san?
You have the same name as a boy named Senou Natsuru.
I'm a friend of his.
She thinks of me as a friend!
But wait, I told her my real name!
What the hell are you doing, retard?
Make her hate you already.
Umm, Natsuru-san.
Wanna go up to the roof?
The setting sun is beautiful.
She's really pretty.
Natsuru-san, are you going out with anyone?
Eh? N-No.
Umm, I... I haven't been able to stop thinking of you since I first saw you.
I even dreamt about you last night.
If you don't mind...
Would you like to go out with me?
Huh?
Please excuse me for a second!
She confessed to me! What should I do?!
I know. I was watching.
I'll turn that bitch into a honeycomb. 
Wait! I'll go. How should I answer her?
As if I'd know, you dumbass.
Forget answering her.
Just do the Stupid Dance and make her hate you already.
That'll solve everything.
I don't want to make her hate me...
But it looks like I have to.
Sakura-san, I'm going to dance, so watch me.
Hoop-dee-doo! Hoop-dee-doo!
Welcome back.
Umm, where's Sakura-san?
You just missed her.
Don't worry, she's unharmed.
I need to talk to you, Senou Natsuru-san.
Don't be so surprised.
I'm also a Kämpfer.
I'm your enemy.
So it was you!
You're the one who attacked us in the library.
I backed down because class was starting.
An honor student like me shouldn't be late to class.
Quit yer yappin' and say your prayers!
Why don't we see which is faster, your Gewehr or my Schwert.
Sounds fun.
You're being rather rude to Shizuku-sama.
You should just finish them with your daggers.
What'd you say?!
For something voiced by Mizuki Nana, you say some pretty queer things!
You shitfaced doll!
Shut your trap, you Horie Yui sound-a-like!
I'm not a shitfaced doll. I'm Electrocuted Lynx.
Pardon the doll. I got her from Kaede but she has quite an attitude.
So the dolls Sakura-san gives out are all Messengers?
I don't know and don't care.
I'm only interested in...
Wait!
I'm not going to.
If you want to save Kaede, then you'll have to defeat me!
You're kidding...
Run for it!
Natsuru, be a decoy.
What if I die?!
I'll leave flowers at your grave and mourn for you.
Kaede will probably cry too. Ain't that nice?
You must be kidding me.
A dead end?!
Looks like we'll need a plan.
I'll stop Shizuku's Schwert with my body.
Blow off her head with your Zauber!
With my Zauber?
How do I fire it?
Don't screw with me, asshole!
But...
Concentrate! Just concentrate!
Just concentrate and you'll be able to do it.
I'm counting on you.
Go blow up her head like a watermelon!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
I can't do it that quickly!
Hurry up, Natsuru!
Hurry up!
Akane!
I knew you could do it!
Your Zauber isn't much, is it?
You piece of shit!
Shut up! I'm new to this!
Do your friendly bickering later.
I was going to enjoy this a bit more, but...
Too bad.
Akane.
What?
I've got no time to explain.
Buy me some time.
What the hell are you talking about?
Please.
Damn. No idea what's in your head, but...
Leave it to me, partner!
It's futile.
So reds really are three times faster? 
Just hold on a bit more...
Farewell.
Now!
Eat shit, bitch!
Natsuru... You bastard!
That's enough, Akane.
You shouldn't show mercy to your enemies.
It's not mercy, it's a deal.
Deal?
In return for sparing me, I see.
What are the conditions?
Leave Sakura-san alone.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Forget about Kaede!
Shut up.
President, yes or no?
Yes.
You're kidding!
That's enough.
Fuck...
You'll regret this.
I'll keep my promise.
But that doesn't change the fact that I am your enemy.
So we have to fight no matter what?
Do you know why Kämpfer fight?
That's what I want to know.
I believe I'll find the answer if I keep fighting.
Someday the Moderators might even set their eyes on me.
Then everything will be clear.
Don't worry about Kaede.
Senou Natsuru, huh?
Dammit, I can't believe you just let her go.
We should have just killed her.
But if I did that, I'd feel like I'd lose something important as a Kämpfer.
Quit acting like you're some badass.
Go lock that something important up in a safe or whatever.
Well, anyway, that sprinkler idea was pretty nice.
But in the end, nothing was resolved.
I didn't give Sakura-san an answer, and the President is an enemy Kämpfer...
Akane-chan.
What's wrong?
Umm, there's someone looking for you.
Who might that be?
Senou-kun, you seem frightened.
You talk as if yesterday had never happened.
Kaede doesn't remember what happened yesterday.
Isn't that great?
Don't tell me you erased her memories...
Well, I wonder myself.
But anyway, there's something that's bothering me.
Kaede is looking for the female Senou Natsuru.
The Newspaper Club has also started acting.
"A mysterious hottie has appeared" or something.
A rumor has spread through the school,
but I don't want the students to know about the Kämpfer.
What do you want us to do?
It's simple.
I want to dispell that rumor.
It'll work as long as the girl in question really exists.
Senou-kun.
You'll be transferring to the girls' side.
W-Wait!
It can't be that easy to transfer him...
You'll need the school's permission-
Don't worry. I've already taken care of that.
President, how much authority do you have?
But.. the girls' side?
It's okay.
Fine...
I'm counting on you, Senou Natsuru-san.
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away.
Kämpfer, Episode III: The Secret Flower Garden.
Natsuru was entrusted with a bracelet, a memento of his father,
by the mysterious Messenger, Harakiri Tiger.
He became a Kämpfer, a soldier of the Republic.
Natsuru fought in order to defeat the Imperial Army.
But Shizuku Sangou of the Dark Side stood in his way.
Watch the next episode, you sluts!

Due to the intervention of the student council president,
Senou Natsuru was admitted to the girls' side.
Oh come on, cheer up!
The other boys can't enter the girls' side even if they wanted to!
There's even a rumor about an underground organization trying to dig a tunnel to the girls' side.
Thumping hearts and burning passion...
Youth is so wonderful!
Seitetsu Private Academy.
Although it's a co-ed school, there's almost no interaction between the boys' and girls' sides.
The girls' side is considered a secret garden with entry forbidden to boys.
This is a story of a "girl" who became lost within that paradise.
Umm... Nice to meet you all.
Natsuru-san!
Akane-chan's in this class?!
Damn you, Madam President!
Senou-san, you'll sit...
There's an open seat next to me-
Wow! She's so cool! So cool!
She's a beauty!
Hey, how tall are you?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Or maybe a girlfriend?
What's your cup size?
W-Wait...
Your voice turns me on!
N-Natsuru-san!
Everyone, calm down!
All right!
You'll be sitting next to me, the class rep.
Why's she so pushy?
Natsuru-tan, please let me smell you.
She's standing next to the class rep so I guess I'll call her the vice rep.
Do you want a pot that brings you fortune?
If you buy it now for twelve installments, it will only cost you this much.
Money talk? I guess she's the treasurer.
That's enough!
She's been away from school for a while so stop bothering her!
Bothering her?
Not at all.
Shizuku-chan- The student council president asked me to look after her!
Wait! Natsuru-sa-
You girls...
What you said about the student council president...
That was a lie.
If I hadn't said that, we couldn't be alone together.
Natsuru-san, we finally meet again.
I've been looking for you.
But I couldn't find you no matter how hard I tried...
I missed you.
It was the first time I've ever felt so lonely...
Sakura-san...
But here I am together with you again!
I can't hide my feelings for you anymore.
I love you!
Sakura-san...
Natsuru-san?
I-I'm sorry!
Natsuru-san!
What should I do?!
This is a shitty time to turn back into a guy!
Huh? It stopped.
Geez. You can't even control it yourself yet?!
Ya fuckin' shithead.
Akane?
You let that bitch run off with you and now look what's happened to you.
You saved me, really-
Listen up.
Never ever let yourself be stolen away by that thieving slut again!
Slut? You mean Sakura-san?
And if your bracelet ever lights up again at school, run to the library.
Okay...
I'll protect you for the time being. Got it?
Thanks.
Don't thank me for every little thing. Moron.
But Sakura-san isn't a slut.
And of course, she's not a thief either.
Die!
Stop it! Akane!
No!
I'm glad I'm back inside the classroom, but...
T-This is...
A grape! She's eating a grape!
I want Natsuru-sama to roll her tongue around me like that!
What the hell...
You're the hottest thing around right now.
There's usually nothing exciting here so rumors about you have gone around.
So, I'll sell you this bottled water.
If you drink it, you'll live until you die.
Well duh...
For some reason, Akane-chan's been ignoring me the whole time.
Excuse me, let me through please.
Hello! I'm from the Newspaper Club!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Masumi Nishino from Class 1-3.
My blood type is B.
My grades are a little under average.
My hobby is listening to music while I sleep.
You can check my three sizes for yourself.
Just kidding!
Masumi-chan?
Oh, Akane-chan. So you're in the same class as Natsuru-san?
You know her?
Yes, she's a year younger and we've been friends ever since we were small.
You being Akane's classmate makes things easier for me.
That being said, lemme interview you.
Interview?
Don't you know?
It's the Newspaper Club's job to report about the new transfer student who's recently returned to school.
Let's begin.
O-Okay.
I guess I should do it since it's their job.
Let's get down to business...
Tell me a secret you don't want people to know.
Your agitation tells me you have one.
If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
I bet you're thinking, "If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore."
Are you an ESPer?
Natsuru-san, why did you take a break from school?
I was ill.
What kind of illness was it?
It was a mixture of a few...
Like what?
Chronic headaches, ulcers, gastroenteritis and...
Sounds painful.
Are you dating anyone?
Not really...
You're not?
If a hottie like you can't get anyone, the rest of us are screwed.
What type of person do you like?
I don't have a preference...
I see. So you don't judge books by their covers.
Has anyone ever confessed to you?
I love you!
Oh, it's written on your face.
No, not at all!
Oh?
Oh well.
That's it for the interview.
We're done?
Yuuup! Please look forward to the article, okay?
What's with this article? What do you mean by lesbian?!
It refers to the romantic feelings girls who are going through puberty have for each other.
And also their strong bonds of friendship.
Natsuru-tan, you smell nice today.
Today's special is this wall scroll...
Look, it's Natsuru-sama!
Now, now, don't push.
It costs 500 yen to talk to Senou-san for 30 seconds.
An extra 1000 yen if you want to touch her.
They're taking money?
Natsuru-tan is property of Class 2-4 after all.
Before they leave, I'll try to sell this soothing picture to them.
Natsuru-oneesama, please become my sworn sister!
My name is Princess Prince Melon.
Let's cross the rainbow to the Melon Melon Planet together!
If you don't accept this love letter that I've written with my own blood,
I'll curse you for five hundred million years.
Please call me a dirty pig! Please scold me!
Please wear this for me.
Look at how much we've made. We should celebrate!
It smells good.
We'll turn this into capital.
You!
Natsuru-tan, where are you going?
Well, I think it's time for me to go.
No it's not.
You have a photo shoot at 3:00, an autograph session at 3:30, and a tea party at 4:00.
Give me a break!
What are you doing?!
Now we can do whatever we like with Natsuru-sama.
Kyaa~~~ She's so sensitive!
I'll use my hand.
Hey! I'll be the first one to touch Natsuru-sama!
No, I will!
No dear, I will!
No, it'll definitely be me!
No, me!
You shut up!
No, you shut up!
Outta the way!
Enough already! Stop!
Natsuru! What's up? It must be boring over there.
But don't worry, I'll hang out with you when I get back.
I'm in Antigua and Barbuda right now. Love, Kondou Mikoto.
Antigua and Barbuda is right around here.
It's the polar opposite of boring!
You seem quite exhausted.
Geez. When will I turn back into a guy?
At this rate I might lose my virginity.
Virginity? Like that matters nowadays.
I'm so going to throw you out with the combustible trash one day!
Yes?
Wassup!
What is it, Akane-chan?
I went to the cake shop after the library committee meeting
and I just thought you'd like some too. Here.
I see. Thanks a lot!
Later.
I think it'll taste better with tea.
I was thinking the same thing.
And it'll be more enjoyable if someone else is there...
Akane-chan, do you want to eat it with me?
Y-Yes!
You're good at making tea.
This cake is great.
But I don't think I could eat the rest of it by myself.
Want us to help you?
We'd be happy to take a piece.
Can you even digest it with your guts hanging out like that?
I wonder if Natsuru-san will get mad at me if I scoot in a bit closer.
Akane-chan?
You've got cream on your face.
I wonder why Sakura-san didn't show up today.
I thought she liked the female me, and I haven't answered her confession yet...
What's wrong, Akane-chan?
It's time for me to leave.
You should stay for a bit longer.
No, it would pain me to stay any longer.
Did you eat too much?
That's not it!
Akane-san, you shouldn't expect too much from Natsuru-san.
Yup, yup.
This guy's so dense he'll never catch on.
He'll probably make it to the Guinness World Records.
Excuse me.
Hey, you've still got cream on your face!
This thing doesn't even make a sound anymore! Is it broken?
Man, I miss the boys' side.
I should just disguise myself and sneak back there.
Good morning.
You're here!
You smell of stress today!
Your lucky item today is this feather blanket.
You'll get a discount if you buy three.
I'll brief you on today's schedule.
Right after attendance is taken, you'll go to a hymn recital.
After first period, go to the nurse's office to take pictures for a slideshow.
After second period, you'll read an adult novel out loud.
I don't feel good, I'm going home.
No you won't!
If we're going with the lesbian theme, it would be of Casablanca-quality.
I still don't get what's up with this lesbian thing!
Please stop that!
Sakura-san...
Stop treating Natsuru-san like she's your toy!
But as you can see, she's now the new heroine of Seitetsu Academy.
I've read this already.
Sakura-san, what's written there is...
I'm convinced this article is complete and utter nonsense!
She doesn't just love any girl.
She loves just one person with her whole heart.
Sakura-san...
Come on, let's go, Natsuru-san.
Thanks for saving me this morning.
Thanks to you, the commotion has gone down.
I'm glad to be of help to you.
I just couldn't let them defile your brilliance and chastity.
So, without a thought, I stepped in to deny those lies.
But you didn't deny the lesbian thing...
This is delicious!
Natsuru-san, would you like a bite?
Here. Open your mouth.
See?
If I can be with her all the time, then being a girl might not be so bad.
Hope you don't mind if I sit here.
Shizuku-chan!
This is Senou Natsuru-san. She's come back to school after a long absence.
Of course I know. I saw your argument this morning.
Oh, you were there?
You wholeheartedly love one person just like Kaede said, right?
That's the rumor I've heard all around.
My, Shizuku-chan, I can't compete with your sharp ears.
I heard that you're dating someone from the boys' side.
If I recall correctly, your boyfriend has the same exact name as you...
What are you-
Sakura-san?
Sakura-san!
Hey! What are you trying to pull?
Nothing really.
Quit acting dumb!
You're just making this situation even more complicated!
Oh dear. I'm doing this for your sake.
What the hell?!
Everything is for your sake.
Natsuru-sama, is it true?!
I can't believe you love that Natsuru guy!
How cruel, I can't believe she'd betray us like this.
The rumor's already spreading...
Oneesama!
Oh no, the Melon Melon planet is going to explode!
I'm going to stab him to death!
Wait, calm down!
What crappy timing!
Natsuru-sama!
I'm sorry!
Just in time...
Akane-chan!
It's been a while since I've been in my male form.
What's the meaning of this?!
Why would the female Senou Natsuru be dating the male Senou Natsuru?
T-That's because the student council president...
There's a limit to how arrogant you can be!
Akane-chan...
You're always like this!
Because you're always so ambiguous, I-
Oww...
S-Sakura-san.
This is...
I hate people like you...
Even though you have someone who has dedicated her heart to you...
You're still cheating on her...
No, Sakura-san, it's a misunderstanding-
I'll make her mine.
I won't lose to you!
The exploration team that was sent to the North Pole
decided to retreat because of deteriorating health problems.
Natsuru and the Entrails Animals were left behind.
Standing before the ones who starved in the cold
was the mysterious dual gun Kämpfer, Kuzuhara-san.
Next episode, the Fighting Maidens.
I can't stand it anymore...

After being enrolled into the girls' side,
Natsuru-san found himself as the target of the girls' flirting.
His once mundane life was given meaning.
Being chosen by the Moderators as a Kampfer
probably wasn't so bad after all.
It's important to live life without regrets.
It's wonderful to be alive.
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I say, but I'm a stuffed doll.
I'm not exactly a living thing.
It's gotta be Sakura-san.
Agreed.
What? It's gotta be the student council president.
I want Shizuku-sama to look down on me and treat me like a pig.
Sakura-san...
I'll make her mine. I won't lose to you!
Oh man, what should I do?
You seem troubled, Senou.
Whoa! Higashida!
It's only natural that you'd be troubled right now.
Like we were saying, the cultural festival is coming up soon.
During this once-a-year festival,
the barrier between the paradise of the girls' side
and the worthless hell that is the boys' side will disappear.
As the special advisor of the Hottie Research Club, I can't keep quiet about it.
Don't make up titles for yourself!
I understand how you feel.
After all, this particular cultural festival
marks the revival of the Miss Seitetsu Academy Contest since this school became co-ed.
It's what everyone's been waiting for.
Sakura-san...
Not only that, one of the Three Beauties of Seitetsu has been confirmed as a contestant.
I can't help but burn with excitement!
That's right, she's the newest star to soar into the girls' side.
Her name is Senou Natsuru.
W-Wait. Why am I participating in a beauty contest?
I'm not talking about you, idiot.
Don't you know? She's already famous on our side.
"Unanimously confirmed as one of Seitetsu Academy's Three Hotties,
the ever mysterious Senou Natsuru joins the war.
This just leaves the other two..."
As a member of the Hottie Research Club,
I can't wait to see how Kaede Sakura and Sangou Shizuku react to this!
Hey!
What the hell? How come I'm participating in a beauty contest?
What kind of harassment is this?
Why am I participating in a beauty contest? I'm a guy.
You're a girl.
I randomly transformed into a girl again just now.
I can't control it myself yet.
I wasn't trying to harass you.
It's the student council's duty to provide an excellent school life for all students.
I want everyone to enjoy the cultural festival.
I decided your participation is necessary for that sake.
That's all.
One mysterious girl has attracted attention from both the boys' and girls' sides.
If she stands on stage at the cultural festival, then all the students will feel more motivated.
In other words, you're using me.
Oh, but you can make use of this too.
For the sake of this academy, I'll work as hard as I can as the student council president.
Well... I can see that you're putting a lot of thought into the cultural festival.
But that's even more reason to reconsider my participation in this contest.
Are you that opposed to it?
I don't like standing out.
And if I do participate, then I'd feel bad for the participants who are taking the contest seriously.
Well, I'll get a replacement for you, but under one condition.
Condition?
Make me feel good.
H-How is it?
Could use some work.
Then how about this?
That's not good enough. You're a guy, so do it harder.
D-Do what harder?
Oww...
You're not very good at this.
What're you gonna do about it? The only other woman who I've given a massage was my mother.
So I was your first?
Yeah, I guess.
By the way, you were my first man.
Oh, is that so?
Anyway, that was your condition?
You've got some pretty stiff shoulders.
Despite who I am, I'm still a regular high school student.
And besides, I've been busy lately.
Regular? You can do whatever you want, can't you?
That's not true.
I never thought of becoming like this when I was young.
What did you want to become?
A comedian. I love comedy.
I wanted to be on stage and make my audience laugh.
But I'm bad at speaking, so I can't do it.
Keep going.
O-Okay!
Comedian?
It doesn't seem like she's joking.
But I just can't picture her as one.
Senou-kun, you're quite daring.
Why'd you turn around?
So you're into lesbians.
You know I'm a guy!
Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
I've fulfilled your condition, so let's consider this beauty contest thing a done deal.
Could you close your eyes for a second?
Close your eyes.
Y-Yes, ma'am!
Geez, what's up with her?
What's this scent?
It smells sweet and fluttery...
Hey... wait!
Stop it, Madam President! I'm a guy!
It's about time.
You bitch, what the fuck are you trying to do to my partner?
We were talking about her replacement for the cultural festival.
Talking my ass!
You're just taking advantage of Natsuru's weakness and pulling her strings.
It might have been consensual...
Hmph. That chicken isn't like that.
She touched my breasts.
You moron, there's no way this pussy would do that, right?
Anyway, we'll settle this once and for all, partner!
Leave your excuses for when you reach Valhalla!
That's enough for today.
You're running away?
Did you not notice the bell ringing?
I have a class to attend.
Madam President!
I'm looking forward to the beauty contest.
Hey, that's not what we agreed to!
Your massage was in exchange for the cost of the wall repairs.
You're partners, right?
Oh yes, do show up in your male form the next time you come here.
Hilarious... I can't believe Natsuru-san's going to be in a Miss Beauty contest...
The biggest miss-take is your life and gender.
I'm sorry! If I hadn't done that...
I already said it's okay.
We're dealing with a devil.
It would have happened no matter what we did.
Are you really going to participate in the beauty contest?
I'm reluctant, but...
What exactly should I do for this contest?
Fight! Yeah!
I suppose I'll have to do something onstage.
I don't have any special tricks though.
Why don't you sing a song?
Anime songs these days sound normal and are geared towards normal people.
Singing in front of people?
What are you going to do about your clothes?
There's that too.
You've also got the contest coming up.
It's best if your underwear matches.
U-Underwear?!
I agree.
Natsuru-san still can't transform on his own yet.
M-My underwear transforms along with the school uniform, so...
But I wonder why the school uniform is so special.
Doesn't that just mean the Moderators have a school uniform fetish?
I see.
But I've got a problem with shopping for girlie stuff.
I won't stop you from fighting without a bra on when you transform.
The sight of your breasts bouncing around as you fight will certainly be one to behold.
I've got no choice.
Hey, Akane-chan.
W-Will you come with me?
Come?!
N-N-N-N-Natsuru-san, will you lead?
U-Uh, no. I'd rather you lead.
I'm leading?!
I understand.
I'll do it carefully!
Thanks, you're a great help.
Sorry, did you wait long?
I see you're in your female form today.
I woke up like this.
I prefer the male Natsuru-san...
Huh? Did you say something?
N-Nothing really! I was saying I just got here.
Oh, I see. I should have slept in a bit longer.
All right, let's go.
After we find you a matching outfit and underwear, we'll go practice at a karaoke box.
Sounds fun, Akane-chan.
That's why they say girls enjoy shopping.
What do you think of this?
I-Isn't it a bit too flashy?
Really?
Natsuru-san, what kind would you prefer then?
P-Prefer? I'll leave it to you.
All right, I will!
I didn't think there'd be so many kinds of bras...
If I don't wear one, my boobs will spill out!
Oh, excuse me.
Fancy seeing you here, Senou-kun.
Unfortunately for you, I tend to wear my underwear.
But I take it you're the opposite?
No, no, no, no!
Ah, Madam President!
Oh, Mishima-san.
Are you two on a date?
Yes, we're on a-
We just met up to go shopping!
Natsuru-san, you're so dumb!
Geez, it's because you forced me into this contest that I'm wasting money like this!
Is that so? Then why don't I help you find what you're looking for?
I-I'll pick for her!
Oh, but it would be easier for me to pick for her.
Senou-kun and I have similar sizes.
Dooom~!
N-Natsuru-san, please try on the bra I picked!
Akane-chan...
Akane-chan, I can't...
It's all right!
Let me take care of it!
P-Please hold it just a bit more.
Just a bit more and it'll fit!
Y-You say that, but...
N-No! It'll never fit!
It's hard to put on by myself.
I'm sorry.
Maybe the size was too small after all.
No, not at all.
Why don't you try this on?
This should fit perfectly.
W-Wait...
Why thanks...
I'll lend you a hand.
No, I can do it myself.
Can you?
You can't just put your arms through the shoulder straps and hook the back.
You have to make the cups fit around the breasts.
They're my own breasts... Why am I so embarrassed?
You still don't understand.
Madam President?!
It'll be better if I just show you.
This is much faster than explaining it to you.
Watch closely.
Me too!
Akane-chan! No!
I said no!
That was fun.
Where are we going next?
You're not gonna follow us, are you?
Are you planning on attacking us when our guard is down?!
I have no intention of fighting you.
Instead, I think Senou-kun will be quite pleased.
Why would I?
Natsuru-san!
Ah, Sakura-san.
I called her just now.
Aren't you happy?
You're the devil.
I'm happy I get to see you on a day off.
Thanks.
Thanks for calling me here, Shizuku-chan.
We just happened to run into each other.
Then we thought about calling you to join us.
Really?
I'm glad, Natsuru-san.
I can't wait to hear you sing!
Same goes for me.
You'll be singing in a cute little voice, won't you?
Natsuru-san has sex appeal now.
She must be happier than when she's a guy.
What's wrong?
Me singing in a cute little-
Oh yeah, wanna sing a duet with me?
You can't! Natsuru-san is going to sing a duet with me!
I asked first!
I'm the one who invited her here first!
I also invited her!
Oh right, why don't we all sing first and then have Senou-san choose who to sing a duet with.
Hey, wait...
That's fine.
I think so too!
I'm up first.
This looks interesting, so let me join in too.
Why?!
Shizuku-chan, how could you!
It's not absolute, but it's a line someone else drew.
Don't force yourself. Flow along with your honesty.
You have no need for silly, limit-imposing rules.
I questioned myself softly in the mirror
and talked it over with my timid heart.
Everyone says I'm just a cute, normal girl...
It just doesn't feel right.
Hey darling, I might not stand out in the crowd,
but today I put all I can into my unrequited love for you.
We can take it slowly, so let's get closer to each other!
This is a crappy situation to be in.
Oh, that reminds me...
Hey there, Natsuru! I'm currently in N'Djamena, in the Republic of Chad.
I'm doing just fine! Even if my words can't reach people, my songs will let us understand each other.
Everyone, listen to my song!
Today reminds me of when I went to the karaoke box with Mikoto. She just wanted me to listen to her.
She wouldn't let go of the microphone once she got hold of it.
Huh?!
Well?
Senou-san, who do you choose?
I believe in you, Natsuru-san!
I did my best!
I-It's a draw!
I'll come back in a bit.
I need to take a call.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Natsuru-san...
We're finally alone together.
I want it...
Want what?
Don't tease me.
I can't hold back any longer!
Natsuru-san, please give me your answer.
Oh, my answer.
My bracelet...
I-I'm sorry!
Natsuru-san!
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
This is bad, if I turn back into a guy now...
What should I do?!
Please say it to my face!
Say what you will...
Natsuru-san!
I'm done for!
What are you doing?
Madam President!
Shizuku-chan, are you there?
What's wrong, Kaede?
I confessed to her, but Natsuru-san won't answer me at all.
Um, well...
Anyway, Madam President, please transform right now!
Oh, do you want to fight here?
Idiot, of course not!
You're so rude.
That's the first time anyone's called me an idiot.
I'm sorry.
Natsuru-san?
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
Kaede sounds desperate too.
P-Please.
Please transform already.
Natsuru-san?
Natsuru-san, are you all right?
What are you doing?
I-I can't believe you tried to force an answer out of her!
You should be ashamed!
It's for the sake of my beloved.
There's nothing to be ashamed of at all.
And it has nothing to do with you.
What? O-Of course it does!
I'm Natsuru-san's love- friend after all!
Well I'm her friend too!
It's shady of you to take advantage of her when we're not around!
People are usually just by themselves when they make a confession.
All right then.
Since you put it that way, I've made up my mind.
I'm going to participate in the beauty contest!
I'll confess again in front of the entire school.
That way, I'm sure Natsuru-san will give me an answer.
I won't let you!
I'll participate in the beauty contest too!
And I'll protect Natsuru-san!
I'll participate too.
If two of Seitetsu's Three Beauties and a rising star of a library committee member are participating,
then I must answer the expectations of the student body as their student council president.
But that doesn't mean that you have to...
I-I'm going to win, even if you're my competition!
M-Me too!
What's happened to this cultural festival?
Natsuru, who defeated the Red Kämpfer Kuzuhara,
was worrying about his future when he met Akane,
whose dream is to become a violinist.
As their love and friendship progressed,
he solemnly began writing a novel to find his own dream.
He's the one who keeps running on an asphalt road!
Next time, Meow Meow Comedy! ~First Kiss~
I can't freaking read German!
Let's get married, Natsuru!
Die!

The cultural festival is finally about to begin!
I'm looking forward to the beauty contest.
No matter how you look at it, Shizuku-sama will be the grand winner.
After all, no one can even begin to compare with her.
Who else is participating?
Senou Natsuru?
Mishima Akane?
Sakura Kaede?
Hmph. Compared to Shizuku-sama, they're just scum and trash.
She should just waste them already.
Shangri-la is just beyond that door!
To maintain order during the festival preparations,
the student council has given permission to open fire on boys.
For the sake of increasing our budget,
the girls' survival club is acting as a security force!
Aim and fire!
Yes, ma'am!
That's not a dud!
We've just received the new piece from the Anti-Sangou Shizuku-sama Committee!
I'll send up the manuscript I'm working on for the book about Natsuru-sama after I name it.
So leave that right there.
There's been a bio hazard accident in the girls' chemistry club.
They were developing something as an exhibit for the cultural festival.
Now it's on the run and destroying the school!
It's already time for the cultural festival?
This year's going to be lively.
It's time for the very first Natsuru-tan and Akane-chan Support Rally!
We'll support you with all we've got.
S-Support?
We won't be making money just by breaking hearts.
Of course, it's for winning the contest.
It's fine... I... I'd rather you focus on the class project than on me.
Hur hur. We're already done with that.
Well then, it's about time.
W-What?
You two have many rivals, such as Madame President and Sakura-san.
In order to beat them, your choice of clothing will be vital.
In other words...
Strip them!
Wait! Don't!
Please stand by.
When you think of summer, school swimsuits come to mind!
School swimsuits are awesome!
That's hot.
Tear off the bottom!
Why are we wearing swimsuits for the contest?
This is embarrassing.
We're not done yet.
These are just strings!
Barely made the cut for the TV broadcast.
They're swimsuits. I don't care what anyone else says, they're swimsuits.
So there's no problem with showing them off.
Bunny~ Bunny~ Don't touch!
If you leave a bunny all alone...
...they'll die~pyon!
Let's examine you~
Big sister will...
...ex~am~ine you.
Can you look me in the eye?
Bloomers will always be...
...in fashion!
Think you can tame me?
I'll make your heart go...
...*bang*!
Would you like to eat dinner or take a bath?
Shall I be your new wife?
Or...?
Welcome back.
We'll attend to you.
Master.
I feel like I've lost my dignity as a human being.
I'm damaged goods!
What fabulous eye candy!
Well done!
*sniff sniff* It's the scent of Natsuru-tan's naked body.
I've got plenty of nice photos to work with now.
It'll be our top priority to make sure these photos are readily available.
Please don't worry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now that we've seen you try them on, we'll be deciding what you wear for the contest.
In the meantime, please change in the dressing room over there.
You should have let us use that in the first place!
I'm tired.
Let's hurry up and change, Akane-chan.
B-But...
Don't worry. I'll be sure to face the other way.
Okay.
You've had it rough too.
Don't worry about it. I'm doing this to protect you.
And I'm happy I get to spend time with you.
I've had it up to here.
What a nice sight.
It'll stir up the imagination.
Let's sell it to the fetishists.
Oh yeah, Akane-chan, there's something I need to tell you.
What would that be?
Sakura-san is a really wonderful person. There's no need to compete with her.
I'll be sure to talk about how amazing she is.
I don't care!
I didn't think she'd hate Sakura-san that much. It must be serious.
What are you doing?!
Sakura-san!
Oh dear. I can't believe you're already done changing.
I wanted to see your wonderful cosplay!
Anyway, I can't believe you're both changing in this secret room!
Get away from her!
We're both going to be in the beauty contest.
Who cares if we change together?
In that case, I'll change here too since I'm also in the contest!
You're in a different class, so no!
Come on, you two...
Mishima-san, why are you getting in our way?!
I'm not "getting in your way"! She likes the male Natsuru-san.
You're in no position to talk!
In that case, I'll make her like me instead!
No, Natsuru-san already said that she isn't a lesbian.
Sakura-san!
Is she blindly in love?
Natsuru-tan's popular.
It's all right. I'll protect you, Natsuru-san.
Nothing is all right.
T-This is awkward.
But this is a chance to mend our relationship.
Umm... Sakura-san.
What is it?
It's almost time for the cultural festival.
How do you feel about it?
Like, preparing for the beauty contest...
S-Sakura-san!
Um, well, uh...
I-I'm sorry.
Oh, that's not it.
I just remembered something unpleasant, that's all.
I've had a terrible day.
Mishima-san made a fool out of me.
She said I'm in no position to talk and that the person I like isn't into girls.
Yet there she was, clinging all over her.
Don't tell me, Mishima-san also likes her...?
That must be why she bullies me.
I don't think that's it.
They're just friends.
Is that so?
Yeah.
And umm, I think the female Senou Natsuru is just confused.
She isn't used to the thought of being loved by another girl.
So, umm, hang in there.
Natsuru-san.
Why the hell am I cheering her on?
You're kind.
Even though I'm your rival, you still treat me kindly.
Thank you very much.
I feel better now after talking about it.
Don't tell me... this is...
But that doesn't mean I'll let you have her.
I won't ever show such a shameful face to my greatest rival ever again.
With that said, if you'll excuse me...
So, all in all, nothing changed.
Well done, Senou-kun.
Kaede wasn't feeling well so I was worried, but...
It seems there was no need to.
Worried?
That coming from someone who took her hostage?
When did that happen?
It's thanks to you that I'm in a beauty contest and Sakura-san is acting like that.
Hey, just what do you want?
Children like to meddle in the affairs of people they're close to, don't they?
So what?
Back then, I did so, not knowing what it meant to have fun.
Umm... lately my stomach has been hurting me for some reason...
Well, well...
You really must've been driven to the wall if you're coming to me for advice.
The cultural festival's gonna start! Got that?!
The Seitetsu Festival will now begin.
Natsuru~!
I still don't feel good about this.
Ah, Natsuru-san!
Umm, Natsuru-san?
Err, it's nothing!
Anyway, what do you think about this outfit?
Oh, it looks nice on you.
Thank you.
I'm happy that you complimented me.
If you're done changing, please standby in the waiting room.
I feel like I'm drowning in here.
Do you intend to get in my way again, Mishima-san?
As I said before, I'll protect Natsuru-san.
See you later, Natsuru-san.
I'll be in the waiting room.
I t-thought I was gonna die.
It must be difficult being a popular guy.
Since when have you--!
Anyway, what are you going to do?
Kaede and Mishima-san are serious about this.
As the student council president, I want this event to run as smoothly as possible.
What should I do?
If I have to, I'll make you take responsibility for it.
Just what else do you want me to do?
What is it?
Nothing really.
I just thought it would be a good time to change.
I see.
Later then.
Oh? Don't you want to watch me change?
Nope.
What a boring boy.
Fine with me.
Ladies and gentlemen!
The most beautiful girls in this academy have gathered here.
Now it's time to raise the curtain for the Miss Seitetsu Academy Contest!
From the Newspaper Club to the Sepak Takraw Club.
If it's a club, I've been there!
I'm the host, Nishino Masumi!
Everyone, please use signs to judge.
Raise your signs in support of your favorite participants!
The Japan Wildlife Hotties Committee will be tallying.
All right then, let's see entry number one!
She's the sudden upstart expected to win it all, Senou Natsuru-san!
What's this? She's wearing male clothes.
Natsuru-sama is wonderful!
Hold me!
Ah, I'm gonna wet myself.
She's the soldier of Uranus and revolutionary girl
who overshadows Haruhi even when she isn't melancholic.
Her beautiful and dignified appearance have drowned us all in love!
I-I'm Senou Natsuru.
Well then, Senou Natsuru-san. It's appeal time. Have at it.
Appeal...? Maybe I should pretend my Zauber is a magic trick.
Oh, that's right. We'll be obeying fire laws, so please refrain from using fire.
Why do they only use common sense for these kinds of things?
Um... What should I do?
Is this for me?
Eww, this is sick.
A suspicious shadow has suddenly hovered over the audience's seats.
These are Entrails Animals!
They are little devils born in the midst of this troubled economy,
But why are they here?!
Oh, here she comes.
Entry number 2, Sakura Kaede-san barges in!
And on top of that, she's dressed as a lovely bride.
S-Sakura-san.
Don't worry. Leave this to me.
The night sky twinkles over the planet of hearts, kidneys, spleens, and pancreases.
Chasing after the Entrails Animals,
I've reached this place and have finally met the person I'm fated to be with.
T-This is an Entrails Animal sidestory!
Entrails Saga Chapter 18, The tale of "The Entrails Princess in Love."
It seems the participant is performing a skit!
Oh you, who shines as a healthy liver does, tell me thy name.
N-Natsuru.
Alas... It bereaves me to know thou art the very sworn enemy of Entrails Land.
You're the one who pulls out only the entrails from the Entrails Animal to fry them and eat them.
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom, Natsuru-sama!
What's up with this bizarre world?
By the way, the staff ate the other parts of the animals afterwards.
It was our destiny to never cross paths.
What a twist of fate, what a tragic love story!
Will their love for each other overcome what was never to be?
But still, please forgive me, God of Entrails, Hoden-sama.
This love shall come true, and I shall be the Entrails Bride!
I love you.
Please make me yours!
This forbidden love has come to its climax!
Now all that's left is to exchange their vows with a kiss and tie their intestines together.
Wait... A kiss?
Natsuru-san.
S-Sakura-san. Wait...
Hey, you bitch! I let my eyes off her for one second and you get carried away!
Eh, here's an update.
Mishima Akane-san from class 2-4 has withdrawn and Mysterious Girl A has taken her place.
Y-You're from back then...
We meet again, and now it's time for our goodbye.
Thieving cats should just leave the stage.
Wait a second. Now's not the time for this.
What'd you say?!
You can't be seriously thinking of k-k-k-kissing Kaede.
That's not the point.
All right, then you're going down first!
Listen to me!
This is amazing!
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom
has protected the Entrails Princess from the mysterious assassin's bullets.
This is truly love!
You're protecting me with your life. I'm so happy!
You bitch, quit taking advantage of the situation!
Wait, drop your gun first.
Shut up! Quit covering for that whore and drop her already!
My bad.
It's time for the prince's counterattack!
He'll take away the assassin's chastity.
She'll give him her heart and soul and love will be born!
Sounds like the plot of some shoujo manga.
Or will they go at it again?
Are you my wings?
Kiss her! Kiss her!
H-How long are you gonna stay on top of me, jerkface?
What a surprise!
The prince of the Hormone Kingdom is actually a girl!
Who could have seen this coming?!
This was a triumph. 
Natsuru-tan, you're so sexy.
With this level of impact, she'll definitely win.
Natsuru-sa...
Checkmate, motherfucker!
Don't!
Who's there?!
Oh, here comes another trespasser!
This time, it's the student council president, Sangou Shizuku!
The sight of her carrying daggers is enough to make me go numb!
Thou art the one who dresses in white, the one who alights in a field of Entrails.
The miracle of our love is made possible by the Entrails Hero who descends upon us.
Umm, uh... Sakura-san?
How quaint. It seems the tale of Entrails Land was true after all.
The hero of the Entrails who pierced through the holy beast, Piercing Sea Turtle,
and pulled out the holy sword, Galacalibur, descends upon us!
It was a fun little play, but I can't let you proceed any further.
It's time to drop the curtain.
I won't take orders from you, bitch!
Let's get this over with!
Had enough?
That's not enough to stop me!
As you wish.
Time for some well earned rest.
The three of them have been knocked out!
The winner is Sangou Shizuku-san!
That's our useless Natsuru-san for you.
Akane always falls short, but that's okay!
My my, Shizuku-sama. You should've just cut off their heads.
Morning.
Madam President?
That's right, we fell on st--
Wait... I'm a guy again.
Don't tell me you dressed m--
Gee, I wonder.
I don't believe you.
And you consider yourself a woman?
I'm pleased you would treat me as one.
I wasn't complimenting you!
Christ, was I in the contest just to be humiliated?
Oh my. Your kiss scene was wonderful.
I was wondering if you were really going to do it.
My heart was thumping.
Shut up!
You're the one who stood out more.
Didn't you plan to draw us out from the beginning?
Heavens, no. It just seemed like it would've been difficult to control if I hadn't stepped in.
That was a last resort.
What would you have done then if I hadn't?
Oh my, perhaps you have something you want to say?
I appreciate it.
That's not enough.
Huh? Just what do you want me to--
Let's just leave it at that for now.
Next time, let's take it slowly.
Oh yes, it's best if you keep this a secret from Mishima-san.
Why?
Do you wanna die?
S-She stole my first kiss!
That's weird.
I searched the whole school but I still couldn't find him.
Geez, and I told him his cute childhood friend had come back to see him!
What's this?
So this was inside.
Was that just my imagination?
The beautiful Shizuku-sama lived in a town
by the Caribbean Sea.
One day, the cursed pirate Akane kidnapped her.
Apparently, the bracelet Shizuku-sama wore
was related to the curse of the pirate's treasure.
To save Shizuku-sama,
Natsuru went and started an uproar.
Next time, "Are You My Friend or My Enemy?"
Let your anger flare up!

Natsuru-san turns into a girl when he becomes a Kämpfer.
At first he was hopelessly embarrassed about wearing a skirt,
running around with bouncing boobs and having trouble balancing himself.
He's gotten a lot better lately.
He doesn't have a nosebleed anymore when he sees his naked female self in the mirror.
Humans really do learn to adapt to their surroundings.
S-Sakura-san?!
Natsuru-san...
Sakura-san...
Next time, let's take it slowly.
What the...?
A dream?
Man, seems like you had quite the nightmare.
By the way, for some reason I dreamt of becoming a bath-loving girl.
And then a guy with glasses and a robot--
It's still early! Shut up!
Natsuru-san, you're gonna tear my guts off!
I think I can smell the scent of strong curry...
It's not coming from outside.
Natsuru!
Breakfast is ready!
M-Mikoto!
When did you...?
Kondou Mikoto reporting! It is with great embarrassment that I have returned.
If anything, it's your outfit that's embarrassing.
Mikoto, you...
I came back two days ago by myself.
But I didn't see you at school yesterday, so I came here.
Sounds like something out of a scary movie.
How'd you get in without a key?
Lockpicking skills are essential to fieldwork in archeology.
Anyway, hurry up and eat the curry already!
Do something about your clothes!
Oh? I thought you'd like it.
That's enough. Here.
Yay! Natsuru's pajamas!
It's been a while since we've gone to school together.
Are you surprised at how much of a beauty I've become?
Why the sigh?
You're such a downer.
Yeah, okay.
I'm not the person you used to know!
What does she think she's doing?!
Hey, Natsuru. Someone's been glaring at us.
She's coming over here.
N-Natsuru-san, good morning.
Morning.
What's wrong, Akane-chan?
Oh? Are you that Akane-chan?
It's me, Mikoto.
Kondou-san?
You two know each other?
She used to live nearby me.
We were good friends!
Kondou-san, have you always been friends with Natsuru?
Yep, ever since we were little.
S-Since you were little?!
We ate breakfast together this morning.
B-Breakfast?!
I'm sorry. I don't feel so well, so if you'll please excuse me.
Will you be okay?
Hey...
I wonder what happened.
Is she your girlfriend?
You-- Of course not!
S-She's my friend.
Then what about the female Natsuru?
I read this.
"Seitetsu Spotlight: The Passionate Love of Male and Female Natsuru Revealed!! Or is it?"
Not this again...
Hey, the female Natsuru was the one who participated in the beauty contest right?
Just what kind of relationship do you have with her?
T-That's just a false rumor.
Really?
If it's true, then I'll climb a pyramid doing handstands.
Then what about Sakura-san?
You still like her?
Mind your own business.
You should go on the offensive already.
Assertive men get all the girls.
I'm fine as I am.
What is it?
Don't worry.
I'll be there to comfort you.
I'll make curry for you everyday.
You're younger than me.
There, there.
What's wrong?
I just remembered I have something urgent to take care of.
Something urgent?
Yeah, an ultra-super emergency!
Later.
Wait, Natsuru!
Geez, I wasn't done talking yet.
Oh well.
Why did my bracelet start glowing?
I wish I could control it.
Natsuru-tan, found you.
So this is where you were loitering about.
If you're interested in trading oil, I can introduce you to an Arab merchant I know.
W-What's going on?
Come now, let's hurry up and get ready.
Ready for what?
Don't you know?
Today's the second day of the cultural festival.
It's not over yet?!
Welcome back, Master.
Welcome back, Madam.
Welcome back, Master.
What's with this outfit?
Why is mine the only one with such a short skirt?
Natsuru-sama looks wonderful!
She's such a heartthrob!
Her aura stands out!
It stands out too much.
This can't be a maid outfit!
Don't worry about it.
This is only a quasi-maid cafe.
Quasi?
Anyway, you're our breadwinner,
so we're gonna make you work your ass off today.
It will cost you 3000 yen per special maid service.
As an exception, our top maid will have an escort service that will cost 5000 yen.
A one-hour extension will cost you 3000 yen.
If you want to stay longer...
Definitely no!
We won't let you get away.
Resistance is futile.
M-Master, thank you for choosing me to serve you today.
H-Higashida!
Hello there. I'd like a cup of coffee.
V-Very well.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
You're such a beauty.
We have a Senou in our class too, but he's nothing like you.
Why thank you...
Let go of my hand, you idiot!
By the way, wanna appear in your own photo album?
Here's the business proposal.
Semi-nudes will cost this much.
If you want something more exposing, it's going to cost this much more.
Oh, I see.
Here's your coffee.
Thank you.
This is delicious! I could get addicted to this ta--
This burning and churning sensation is... 
No, don't look!
Thanks for stopping by.
That was coffee, right?
Senou-san, if I could have a moment please.
Our VIP guest will be here soon.
Please go greet her.
Wait, why should I...?
Welcome back, Madam.
Welcome back, Madam.
Raise your head.
M-Madam President!
Just "Madam" is fine.
W-Why are you here?!
I came here to greet my maid.
She selected you as her maid.
As you can see, she already paid, so please serve her well.
School life will be much more profitable from now on.
Please sit over here, Madam.
It's our VIP seat.
I recommend the coffee.
Here's your black tea.
P-Please take your time.
Oh? Would you mind sitting next to me?
We don't offer that kind of service here...
Manager, this maid won't obey her master's orders.
I'll fix that.
Hey!
Take your time.
You're one disrespectful maid.
That's "quasi-maid" to you.
It suits you rather well.
Did you come here just to say that?
What's so funny?
She's going to show up soon.
Who is?
The new Kämpfer.
N-New Kämpfer? Did you see her?
She should show up soon.
I haven't caught sight of her though.
What? Then she might not appear at all.
Do you know it pays to be a Kämpfer?
They have a tendency to appear together in the right places.
I wonder if this new one is an enemy,
or if she's an ally.
You've said it before.
"Do all the dolls Kaede give become Messengers?"
That's...
I believe that's an excellent insight on your part.
I don't think Sakura-san would do such a thing.
Of course...
She's so attached to you.
That's not the poi--
Excuse me.
It's about time.
Time for?
Yes, we're meeting here.
Welcome back, Madam.
Natsuru-san!
S-Sakura-san...
Natsuru-san, that looks wonderful on you.
Breathe the same air as the Three Beauties of Seitetsu.
The Quasi-Maid Cafe is over here.
A cup of coffee is only 3000 yen!
It's our special.
Wow. With this killer triple combo, it's like the beauty contest all over again!
You look good in that, Natsuru-san.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
It's delicious.
You have a great body, you're beautiful, strong, amiable,
and you can make wonderful black tea.
You really are perfect.
That's not tr--
Don't you think so too, Shizuku-chan?
Yes. Senou-san looks perfect as a maid.
But wouldn't a different outfit suit her better?
Like what?
A magician.
But it'd be even better if she could really cast magic.
Like shooting fire out of her hands.
That might work, since she's so cool already.
Right?
Just about anything would work for her, actually.
I agree.
Like transforming into a heroine or something.
An ally of justice!
Yes, like that.
And it'd be interesting if she has a talking doll as her partner.
Someone knowledgeable about her situation, a liaison of sorts.
A doll?
Yes, like an Entrails Animal.
That'd be interesting. I love them.
Sweet. We can make good money off of this.
One publicity photo for 500 yen.
Natsuru-tan's so popular!
But it seems Natsuru-san could do anything.
Then why don't you ask her to do something for you?
She's a maid, so she'll listen to whatever orders her master might have.
Uh huh...
Really?
Let's see what I'll have you do then.
Let me think.
You don't have to think so hard.
Something simple would be fine.
Yes, something simple.
How about a kiss?
Yes, yes. A kiss.
Here it comes!
What'd you say?!
Why not? It's not that big of a deal.
But...
I'd be fine with a kiss.
Shizuku-chan...
If you're going to do it, then you should find a quieter place.
Yes, like an unoccupied dressing room.
W-What are you...
Even if she's a girl?
I prefer boys.
Especially younger ones.
It really does seem like she's kissed someone younger than her.
Younger boys are terrible at kissing.
Or so I've heard.
Oh, so it was something you heard.
Well then, Natsuru-san, would you mind serving me with a kiss?
I find it embarrassing, but if you're okay with it...
If you don't mind...
If you don't mind, I'd prefer something else.
What terrible service.
Anything but a kiss would be fine with me.
Damn.
Then please go out on a date with me for the rest of the day!
You got ice cream on your face.
Thanks.
Kaede!
Excuse me, I'm gonna go say hi.
Natsuru-san!
She said it's open right now!
Wanna check it out?
It's pretty dark in here.
It's okay. I'm here.
Please don't let go, okay?
Of course I won't!
Natsuru-san, look at this.
If you look closer, you can see it has a rather cute face.
Sakura-san hasn't noticed.
Did she invite us here on purpose?
She's going to show up soon.
The new Kämpfer.
The new... Kämpfer.
Take this!
Wait up!
Thanks a bunch.
Natsuru-san?
Wait! Stop running away!
Where'd she go?
You Blues must be rather stupid to let your enemies escape so easily.
How convenient.
Who would have thought the female Natsuru was a Kämpfer?
Wait! I don't want to fight you.
Listen to what I--
Shut up.
I never liked you anyway.
It's a nice day for you to die!
Now come on...
Bring it!
Don't run away!
Calm down!
One more!
I've trained myself during my travels around the world.
I won't lose to you!
You're...
I'm not done yet!
W-Wait, are you...?
For a mysterious beauty, you're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?
You're popular with both boys and girls,
and you've said you like the male Natsuru!
No, I didn't!
Destroy!
What the fuck are you doing, bitch?!
I'm the only one allowed to kill this stupid faggot!
Gosh, you've got a foul mouth.
At least it isn't as ugly as your damned face!
What'd you say?!
Akane, wait...
I'll prove it to you!
That's enough!
That's enough, Mikoto!
Why do you know my name?
Stop right there.
Shoot!
Madam President?!
A Red Kämpfer...
Aren't you supposed to be my ally?
You two. Transform back.
Damn. Fuck you, you snobby-ass bitch!
Umm, how do I turn back...
My glasses... Where are they?
Akane-chan?!
Turn back!
N-Natsuru?!
My bad.
Kondou-san!
Natsuru...
I see. So this was hidden in Kaede's bouquet.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Choking Stray Dog.
You have a wonderful voice like Noto Mamiko's.
It's so soothing.
Choking... You're so cute, Choking.
She's given me a brief explanation of what's going on,
but I never expected Akane-chan and Natsuru to be Kämpfer too.
By the way, just what kind of tastes do you have?
It's not a matter of preference!
Becoming a girl, dressing up as a maid, and being a lesbian on top of that...
There's a limit to how much of a pervert you can be.
I wasn't going for that!
So that explains why female Natsuru has such a huge rack.
You suck.
Does that mean he fails as a human being?
How can I explain this to you?
Let's just say we all know what's going on with the situation.
We'll agree to a truce for the time being.
But I thought Red and Blue had to fight each other. 
There's something I want to find out.
And what would that be?
A little something.
Anyway, haven't you forgotten something important?
Kaede's been searching for you this whole time.
Oh crap!
Sakura-san!
I'm sorry, just now I...
...had something urgent to attend to.
I was lonely.
I told you not to let go of my hand...
I'll definitely make up for it.
I'll do whatever you want me to...
In that case, please stay over at my house.
Please spend the night with me!
Clownfish Natsuru went missing.
Natsuru's father, Harakiri Tiger,
embarked on an adventure to search the great ocean.
With Blue Surgeonfish Akane as his companion,
they encountered strange new...
No, strange strange strange new sights on their journey.
Next time, Finding Natsuru. The Uninvited Guests.
Will Harakiri Tiger be able to find Natsuru?

Just what are the Moderators' intentions?
Could they be aliens?
Did they come to Earth riding on UFOs?
Oh right, there's this place called the Tomb of Moses in the Ishikawa Prefecture.
Perhaps they did come on UFOs after all.
Also, the oldest riceball fossil in existence was found there.
The Ishikawa Prefecture is an amazing place.
Please come and visit!
Okay!
Oh, you're all dressed up today.
Going on a date?
Date? I'm past that already.
I've been invited to Sakura-san's place.
Please stay over at my place.
I never would have thought she'd give me an invitation.
But the one she invited was...
This other me.
That's your tough luck.
But you should stop playing the pitiful lamb alr-
Anyway, you've gotten a lot better at handling your transformation.
Sucking up to me isn't going to help.
Yo~!
We're coming with you.
W-Why?
I heard from Kaede.
I told Mishima-san too. Should I not have?
Why didn't you tell me?
It didn't come to mind.
I can't believe this!
Sakura-san is such a cheater!
Dragging you to her house is a violation of the Washington Convention!
I'm an endangered animal?!
That's just how it is.
"That's just how it is"... yeah right.
I can't let you go all by yourself!
I wonder if I should bring a weapon or something.
Like a metal bat or a nailgun.
This is going to be an amusing day.
Are you plotting something again?
Not really.
What's your objective?
Objective?
Let's see... it's nothing big.
Quit joking around.
If anything...
There's something I want to check out.
Check out?
So this is where Sakura-san lives.
Her parents are diplomats, so they're overseas right now.
Coming!
Natsuru-san, you're here.
Hello...
Hello.
Mishima-san, you're here too.
Hello.
Come on in, make yourselves at home.
I'll get you all some drinks.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Whoa-ho! Look, more of us!
They're all rare ones too.
She's got excellent taste.
Thanks for waiting.
All right, cheers!
Cheers!
I can feel it going through all my organs!
They're literally going right through!
Oh yeah, I got these specifically for today.
Wow!
Aren't these just plain old sweets?
Wanna play a game?
Game?
We'll draw lines and the two who win will eat a stick from both ends.
S-So at the end...
We can do this many times.
All right then, let me demonstrate.
Natsuru-san, say "Ah".
We don't need a demonstration!
Oh, is that so?
I understand how this works now, so let's start.
Let's begin Round 1.
Here, Natsuru-san, your turn to draw.
You should try the second one from the right.
Just like this, right?
I'll start here.
Okay, now we'll see who the contestants are for this round.
Huh? It's Shizuku-chan and Mishima-san.
I'm doing it with Madam President?
I-I forfeit this round.
That's not allowed.
Go ahead.
Are you sure you're okay with this?
I don't mind.
"I don't mind"?
Here.
Ready? Start!
Madam Prez...
Be quiet.
Just a bit more.
I win.
Y-You're... amazing.
Shizuku-chan, you're so bold.
Really now? I must say I prefer kissing boys though.
You've kissed a boy before?
I wonder.
Why are you looking at me?!
It's time for Round 2!
This time it'll be me and Natsuru-san.
W-Why?!
Well, because you've already done it with Shizuku-chan.
That was the result of the drawing.
I won't let you unless it's through a drawing!
But I don't have any more paper left.
We'll do it with this!
Fine then.
It's me and Natsuru-san!
Want to redo it?
Nope. The drawing is a fair one.
Too bad for you.
But it's not good for Natsuru-san...
I'm not into girls, but...
It's a done deal, so I'll do it.
Natsuru-san...
Hurry.
Here I come.
Mishima-san, you can't grab her like that.
She's... being a lot more aggressive.
D-Did I just lose...?
Why?
Why did you stop?!
Um, well, I think there's someone more suitable for you than me.
You should do it with your boyfriend, not another girl.
You're so thick.
Let's start Round 3!
Why? No matter how many times I do it, I'm never paired with Natsuru-san!
How many times have you redone it now?
Didn't we agree that redos aren't allowed?
Fine then. Let's end the game here.
Oh yes, I've got something I want to show Natsuru-san.
This is where my babies live.
Your babies?
They're all Entrails Animals.
This is Bludgeoning Bear,
and these are Skewered Mice.
This is Prematurely Buried Hyena...
10:1 dolls!
Wouldn't it be easier just to say ten-fold?
This is a sight for sore eyes.
Wow.
Hey Kaede, which one do you treasure the most?
The most?
They're all precious to me, but if I had to choose,
it'd be this guy!
Burnt Alive Lion!
This is the prototype of the current Entrails Animals series.
Back in middle school, I was looking for something like him,
so I wandered into a shop and bought him.
He looked so much like the lion I had in mind.
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be a comic artist,
so I tried to draw myself.
I created a character that looked exactly like him.
It must be the work of fate.
Natsuru!
M-Mikoto?
I went to your house but like, you weren't there, so like,
I went to search the entire country for you.
Are you hungry by any chance?
I made you curry!
Hey, what would you rather eat?
Curry with insides? Or curry-flavored insides?
Hmm. I'd rather eat regular old insides.
Natsuru-san, you're sleeping over tonight, aren't you?
You promised me, right?
But... I don't want to impose on you.
That's right! It'd be bad to impose on you so late at night.
It's about time to go.
Mishima-san, you can go ahead and leave then.
If I leave, who knows what kinds of things you'll do to Natsuru.
Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of savage beast.
U-Umm...
There's more curry if you'd like!
Oops. My hand slipped.
W-What are you trying to p-?!
What the heck?! Curry should go in your mouth!
You're wasting it!
I don't know what happened, but it's definitely Natsuru-san's fault.
Apologize! Beg for forgiveness in front of the God of Curry!
Why is it my fault?!
Kaede, let Senou-san take a shower here.
Very well!
Here's the bath towel and here's the facial towel.
The shampoo and body wash are in the bathroom already, so feel free to use them.
Thanks.
Take your time, okay?
Just now...
She must have done that on purpose.
She's definitely plotting something.
Crap! I've been too embarrassed to use the bath and toilet as the girl.
Oh yes, Natsuru-san.
Yes?!
If you don't like the orange scented body wash, I'll get you some soap.
Oh no, it's fine.
I see.
Okay!
Natsuru-san?
I've got citrus hair conditioner.
I-It's fine!
Okay then.
Natsuru-san, want to try my handmade soap?
Uh, no...
Okay then.
Natsuru-san?
Oh yeah.
And...
I forgot to mention...
Take your time!
She must be trying to see me naked!
If she sees my male form, I'm screwed!
If it's come to this...
H-How should I wash myself?
T-They're huge!
She's back!
Sakura-san, what are you doing?
I was just going to wash Natsuru's back.
You don't need to.
She's not a child.
Get out of here already.
This is my place. I can do whatever I want.
If you don't leave, Natsuru-san won't be able to get out!
We're both girls, so there shouldn't be a problem.
There is!
Let me go in then!
I want to check out Natsuru's massive tits.
You can't!
I'm gonna go nuts.
It looks good on you, Natsuru-san.
I'd rather have regular pajamas.
Kaede, did you put out the mattresses?
Yes.
This is going to be messy.
Who's going to sleep next to Senou-san?
It's going to be me, duh!
No, it won't!
It won't be you!
Natsuru, I'll make you curry again.
Can't we all just get along?
Is he not aware of his popularity?
Of course not. He's such an idiot.
After all of that, I ended up alone.
And in this creepy room, no less.
Thinking about it,
these are corpses, right?
I should sleep already!
But man, Sakura-san was so cute today.
Wait a second, I'm sleeping in her mattress.
I turned back into a guy!
Damn, I wasn't concentrating!
I've got to turn back fast...!
W-Who is it?
Natsuru-san, I'm here.
S-She snuck in?
If you were gonna come in, why couldn't you do it when I'm a guy...
...oh wait, I am.
We've been interrupted all day,
but now we're finally alone together.
S-Sakura-san.
Please, just call me Kaede.
K-Ka...
Ka?
Ka- Kaede.
I'm happy!
Natsuru-san, you've got quite a large back. Like a guy's.
S-Sorry, but I am!
Natsuru-san...
You're amazing.
Please look over here.
I should go to sleep...
Our evening has just begun.
This is bad...
You're so shy.
I like that part of you too.
Huh? When did you cut your hair?
Why?
She found out!
You bitch!
You're pissing me off!
Don't!
Shut up! I know that bitch is there!
C-Calm down!
If you cover for her, I'll rip you a new asshole too!
Don't you know how to calm down?!
Like hell I do!
Figured as much.
She fainted.
Move aside!
Once I finish off that cunt,
some of the morals in this country will be restored.
Killing such a pretty lady would be a great loss to this country, no, the entire world!
Natsuru, do you know why I'm so angry right now?
Not a clue!
Then I'll tell you!
So fucking listen!
I'm angry because... I...
I... love...
Found ya!
Hey, why are you dressed like that? You look like a whore.
Makes me wanna laugh.
If you think I'm just a kid, you'll get burnt.
I'm gonna cook you alive using my unbeatable Schwert!
Rika-chan, at your service!
White bracelet... White Kämpfer?
I'll kill you for mocking me!
It's my turn!
So you've got a weapon similar to mine.
Greeting us so late at night?
Why don't you go take a nap?
I've got something to ask you.
I'm done here.
Retreat!
What's with her?
That bracelet wasn't blue or red.
It was white.
A White Kämpfer?
They're finally on the move.
On the move?
It's going to be a lot more fun from now on.
I'm sorry, Sakura-san.
You went out of your way to invite me...
But you got involved in all this.
And just who was being involved?
What is it?
Well, your clothes...
I don't like wearing extra clothes when I sleep.
Anyway, I've got a question.
Turn around.
Did you not hear me?
What did you do with Kaede under that futon?
Answer me.
Nothing at all.
Tell me the truth.
Nothing happened, okay?
All right then.
But you know, it's hard to hold back your feelings.
What are you saying?
I'm going to clean up the other room.
Do I feel... jealous?
After entering a school of witchcraft and wizardry,
Natsuru vowed to become a great wizard.
After learning magic,
Natsuru just has to chant "hocus pocus"
to make the skirts in front of him flip up.
Christ, guys are such beasts.
Next on Natsuru Potter, Episode 8: The First Date.
The young and pure Natsuru we know from episode one
has become a kinky geezer by episode eight.

A date?
That's right, I'm inviting you on one.
What's the catch?
Catch? It's just a date.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Who do you think I am?
What's the big idea?
I told you, a date.
What's the big idea?
I told you, a date.
So the date is just a cover to draw out the White Kämpfer.
I see now.
It's next Sunday. Got it?
Just us?
On a date, it takes only two to tango.
No, I'm not talking about the whole "cover" thing...
I mean, we need to be mentally prepared for a fight, right?
You just need to be mentally prepared for a date.
A date?
Masumi-ch...
I just heard something amazing!
She knows we're going on a date now!
And what's bad about that?
Everything!
If your fans catch wind of this, I don't know what'll happen to me!
You mean the "Mistress Shizuku, Please Violate Me" club?
Don't worry. You'll be all right.
How?
I thought I finally had another big scoop,
but now that I think about it, I must have misheard them.
There's no way the male Senou Natsuru and Madam President would be dating.
A date with Shizuku-san?
It's just a cover.
Madam President just wants to fight the White Kämpfer.
Are you sure about that?
What?!
Never mind.
Shizuku-sama, you're in a good mood.
You're making lunch boxes? Is there something special going on today?
Not telling.
Shizuku-sama, just where and with whom are you going out with?
Watch over the house.
You're here early.
Thanks for being thoughtful.
Oh, I just don't want to know what you'd do to me if I was late.
Hey, just what exactly do you see me as?
The student council president.
Plenty of boys would kill to date me.
So you should act a little more grateful.
But it's not a date, right?
It is.
You're joking again.
Are we going to raid the White Kämpfer's base?
Or is it-
What a strange date.
But it's not a...
Let's go.
Jeez.
Do you mind leading?
What'd you say about looting?
Walk by my side.
Do we really have to pretend it's a real date?
Are we being observed?
Well, Madam President?
You can call me Shizuku.
I'll stick with Madam President.
I mean, I wouldn't mind if you threw away honorifics, Senou-kun.
You idiot.
How rude.
Learn how to please a woman.
If you want to be my boyfriend, you have work to do.
Don't worry, there's no one in the universe who could be your boyfriend.
What was that?
Nothing.
So what? Are we going to make the first move?
Let's go in there.
These guys might be White Kämpfer in disguise.
Scaredy-cat.
I was just caught off guard.
I'm much more afraid of you.
I'll refrain from being scary then.
Yeah right.
Hey, when are the White Kämpfer going to show up?
Focus on the date.
I'd rather have gone on a date with Sakura-san.
Kaede prefers zoos.
Are you an esper?!
You're just easy to read.
Aren't you going to buy anything for me?
Why?
As a memento of our date.
Keep this in mind.
Girls like getting presents from their boyfriends, no matter what it is.
Who's the boyfriend...?
All right then.
It's just a trinket, but I hope you like it.
Thank you. I'm happy that you gave me something.
Wait... Madam President!
Hey!
It's a date, so holding your arm shouldn't be a big deal.
Is this also a trap to lower their defenses?
She'll do anything.
Oh well.
Now you're opening up.
I know what you're getting at now.
You definitely don't have the right idea.
I wonder.
Wouldn't it be better to be transformed?
Why?
If we're attacked, we can respond immediately.
No. I'm sure that I'd feel the same towards you even if you were to transform.
But you must stay as a man for now.
Oh well, I guess they'd be better caught off guard that way.
Let's eat lunch. I packed some.
Some what?
Lunch boxes, what else?
Not going to eat?
Thanks for the meal!
How is it?
Tasty.
Good.
So peaceful.
If only Sakura-san was the one next to me...
I know what you're thinking,
but I'm not letting you go just yet.
Here. Open up.
Umm...
Just pretend I'm Kaede.
You're Madam President.
Oh, so you admit I exist. I'm glad.
Say "Ahh".
Say "Ahh"!
Say "Ahh" already.
Ahh~
How is it?
Tasty.
Well done.
Umm... Do you mind getting off me?
Are you full now?
Of course.
The citron tea was great too.
Really now? Good.
Now, put your arm around me.
Okay then.
I said put your arm around me.
I heard you, but...
Hey, don't just...
Why not?
Even if this is to draw out the enemy...
Umm, we totally look like lovers.
What's with the "like"?
We're on a date.
But it's not a...
What if your date was Kaede?
Then of course!
But Kaede wouldn't let you put her arm around her.
So you'll have to put up with me.
With what?
Hey, Senou-kun.
Yeah?
Why do you like Kaede?
She's beautiful.
As are Kondou-san and Mishima-san.
She's got a nice personality and she's very elegant.
Plenty of girls are like that.
I mean, well... she's...
She's who she is.
Why do I even need a reason to like someone in the first place?!
You're right. I understand.
You don't need a reason, so there's no point in bothering you about it.
I'm sure Kondou-san and Mishima-san think the same.
Why would they?
I don't think I can speak on their behalf.
There are many things you won't find out about someone unless you date them.
Even Kaede...
Sakura-san is just as she seems.
I wonder about that.
What is it?
Hey, Senou-kun.
Do you think Kaede...
Sakura-san...?
...and the Moderators are...
No. It's nothing.
About the White Kämpfer...
We're finally on topic.
Why do you think this third power,
one that is neither red nor blue, has appeared?
Hasn't that question ever sprung to mind?
"Why are we made to fight"?
Yes, but...
I don't want to go into fights while I'm still blind and deaf.
I don't know who or what the Moderators are,
but I won't stand for being moved around like a chess piece in someone else's hand.
I thought I'd find the answer by fighting, but...
That wasn't the case.
So I won't fight with the Blue Kämpfer.
I won't be a pawn for the Moderators.
But these Moderators have finally started moving their fingers,
and that's why the White Kämpfer have appeared.
But I won't admit defeat.
I'll let them know who they're up against.
This is also for revenge.
Oh no.
I didn't mean to talk about this today.
It's a date, so we should talk about merrier th...
What are you dreaming about?
A dream about Kaede...
Or perhaps...?
Going on a date again today?
Man, you've been a lot less sociable ever since you've gone out with her.
Of course. I'd rather talk to my girlfriend.
The sunset is beautiful,
but not as beautiful as you.
Lap pillow?!
Do you really like looking at people from the side that much?
Good morning.
You startled me.
I didn't mean to.
How was your nap?
Why did you...?
You're cute when you sleep.
You didn't do anything to me while I was asleep, right?
Wasn't I asleep too?
I think so.
So I didn't do anything, because I couldn't.
It's time to go.
Okay.
So they decided not to show up.
I wonder why.
Maybe they just didn't feel like it.
Hey.
Is your heart thumping?
Like hell it is.
Well, mine is.
Is your heart skipping beats?
No, it isn't. Want to check?
Your pulse?
Idiot.
You'll take me home, right?
You know there's plenty of boys who want to. 
If I don't head back soon, Harakiri Tiger will be worried.
I don't mind if you stay over.
M-Mikoto...?!
What was that for?!
Hey, that's my line!
I looked for you at home but you weren't there! And now I've found you with Madam President!
Don't tell me you were on a date!
Give us an explanation.
Explanation?
It was a ploy to draw out the enemy Kämpfer...
Tell me the truth!
Wanna try dying?
Wait, wait! Madam President, explain to her...!
All right.
Kondou-san, we were on a date.
WHAT?!
Natsuru, you told me you weren't interested in any girls other than Sakura-san!
That's still true. She's lying.
When a guy and a girl go out, it's usually a date!
You weren't planning to go to her house, were you?!
Are you an esper too?!
Unbelievable!
I never thought he'd be such a predator.
Just how low can you bring yourself?!
Well, I'm done for today.
I'll leave the rest up to Kondou-san.
Do as you please.
I had my share already.
W-Wait, Madam President!
Tell her it wasn't a date!
I told you the whole time that it was.
But we were going to draw out the enemy...
When did I ever say that?
Did anyone attack us?
"Shizuku".
If you want me to back you up, then call me "Shizuku".
Okay then.
Shizuku-san.
Without the honorific.
S-Shizuku- ... san.
Try again.
Shizuku.
Very good.
I enjoyed today's date, Natsuru.
So it really was a date!
Natsuru, you idiot!
Your life is a roller coaster, as usual.
I can't believe she'd lie like that.
Mikoto even punched me.
Man, I don't get it.
Was it really a lie?
You went on a date with Madam President?!
Akane-chan...
Kondou-san told me already.
Did you two do it at the end?
Do what?
Seppuku Black Bunny, keep your mouth shut!
Why'd you go out with her?
Umm, well, she tricked me.
I mean, you know how I'm devoted to Sakura-san, right?
Do you really like Sakura-san that much?
You're popular, so why does it have to be her...
I'm popular? You must be joking again.
It's not fair. How come those girls are always on edge with you?
On edge...?
Madam President and Kondou-san.
It's just those two.
That's two too many!
And when you're a girl, even more people like you...
And I miss out!
What kind of girls do you prefer?
Sakura-san, of course!
Besides Sakura-san!
Someone like Akane-chan. I guess?
Hey Natsuru, were you serious about that?
Why'd you transform all of a sudden?
Tell me your reasons!
I... don't have any.
Looks like ya wanna die. I'll grant you yer wish!
Stop shooting!
I don't have reasons for liking who I like!
When I was thinking about someone other than Sakura-san, you suddenly came to mind.
That's great news.
Prez and Mikoto can suck it when they hear this!
Don't go looking for trouble.
Relax. I'm gonna take this seriously.
Let's make an oath then.
What kind of ritual is this?
It's a gunshot ceremony for weddings.
Come on, do it.
Okay then, I make my vow.
Perfect! I accept your vow.
Today's a great day. Hell yeah, this rocks!
Don't break your oath!
Oh yeah, and go out with me.
You went on a date with Prez, so you gotta go out on one with me!
What the hell?!
Quit yer yappin'!
Summer vacation's about to start.
Going to the beach or even just the pool would be nice.
Got it?
Yeah.
I'll let you gawk at me in my swimsuit.
Better look forward to it.
Natsuru's an idiot!
Tasty pillow?
Why did Mikoto cry?
A date with Natsuru-san...
I have to buy a new swimsuit.
And just in case, new underwe-...
You're going to flaunt something besides your swimsuit?
Huh? Flaunt?
Why was Akane so happy?
And why did Madam President want to go out on a date...?
Man, I don't get it.
Time to sleep.
I'm so tired.
It really was a trinket.
On Christmas night,
Nakagumi High school was taken over by the White Kämpfer.
On top of that, Akane was taken hostage.
Seriously, she's way too clumsy!
In order to save her,
Natsuru decided to go on a solo mission.
He's so unlucky.
And when I say unlucky,
I don't mean that he'll run into strong enemies.
Next time, "Tropical Depression of Love".
A hard development will be waiting for you!
Look forward to it! It'll be extremely "hard"!

Whoa, whoa. Akane and Natsuru are going on a date!
He just went on one with Madam President, what a two-timer!
Way to go, you player!
Akane's going for the home run this summer too.
Hey wait, should you really be fooling around?
Aren't you worried about the White Kämpfer?
My gut feelings and my sixth sense tell me a storm is coming.
Huh? "Six", I said "six"! As in the number!
Not "sex", ya perv!
Hey, what's up?
Are you out of your mind?
Geez, don't startle me like that.
Your behavior is what's startling.
Well anyway, pretty bold of you to pull that off.
I can't believe you're having a sleepover with Natsuru.
I'm not gonna lose to Sakura-san or Madam President!
And well...
I like you, Akane.
You're thinking of the wrong guy.
No, I'm not!
Oh really?
I believe in my memories!
My brother once told me, "Believe in the me who believes in myself".
Well, he agreed to a sleepover, so there's still a chance for you, right?
Really?
Yeah, so strut your stuff and knock him out!
W-What are you talking about?
It's still too early for that.
But if Natsuru-san wants to, then I might... I just might...
Just kidding. As if Natsuru would be interested in what you have.
He obviously just went along and agreed to it.
No! It's going to come off! Don't!!
Don't push against my guts like that!!
Natsuru-san, hurry up!
You don't have to run.
Come on, hurry up already.
All right, all right.
This theme park is right next to a hotel so we'll be spending the night here.
I see. So that's why you wanted to have a sleepover.
Yes. Let's play to our hearts' content.
We'll swim a lot...
...and watch fireworks...
and spend the whole night in the same room.
I'm getting all flustered!
Yeah?
Yes I am.
This is the first time I've ever had a sleepover with a boy.
So it's like losing your virginity.
Oh please, don't put it like that.
Oh dear...
Want to switch?
Switch?
Madam President?
...and Kondou-san?
It's sly of you to try and get ahead of us.
Get ahead? I didn't mean to...
Wait, how'd you know?
You're naïve to think you can hide from me!
I won't comment on my source.
Let's put that aside for now and have fun.
I wonder if two days is enough to please me.
"Two days"? Madam President, you mean...
Yes, we're sleeping over too.
Oh yeah, we'll be in the next room.
I'm surprised you were able to rent a room right now.
If you know how, it's not hard.
Want to know?
No, it's all right.
You forgot someone. 
I'm sorry, Natsuru-san.
I'm really sorry. I mean it.
Come on, cheer up, Natsuru!
We brought a special guest with us, you know.
Tada! Here she is!
Sakura-san!
Good morning.
Where's the other Natsuru?
She'll be tagging along later.
Is that so.
Did I make you wait, Kaede?
Umm, Sakura-san?
In any case, I won't hand her over to you, got it?!
Right.
This is better than I thought.
Took you long enough, Natsuru.
Yeah, yeah, my bad...
Tada! What do you think?
Natsuru-san...
Natsuru-san?
Hey now.
You look amazing in that swimsuit.
T-Thank you.
Shizuku-chan, where's the other Natsuru?
She'll be here in a bit.
Hey! Look over here too!
Kondou-san, calm down.
Umm, wanna swim together, Sakura-san?
Sorry, I can't swim.
Please enjoy yourself, okay?
Shizuku-chan, will you teach me?
Sure, no problem.
Re~jec~ted!
Natsuru-san, come play with us.
Okay? 'Kay?
Okay...
Don't pull on me like that, Shizuku-chan!
Kondou-san...
Don't worry, it's not that bad.
Are you okay, Akane-chan?
Y-Yeah, kinda.
Geez, Mikoto tends to go overboard a lot.
Yeah. Well, no.
You know I can hear you, right?
You're expecting me to squeal after a nipple slip, right?
This one has a hook so that's not happening.
You and your nonsense.
So I see you won't react unless Sakura-san has a nipple slip.
I won't deny that.
But she's such an airhead that she wouldn't let her guard down.
She's not the type to have a nipple slip, but Akane-chan just might.
Please don't say such perverted things.
If I pull on this, will your boobs pop out?
Stop it, Kondou-san!
W-Wouldn't Madam President have her guard up even higher then?
I didn't think you'd mention her.
Really?
Is she on your mind?
As if.
But you two went on a date.
That wasn't...
Were you talking about me?
Natsuru just so happened to mention you.
I'm happy you were thinking of me.
You're getting along with Shizuku-chan?
N-No-
Yes indeed.
Excuse me.
Madam President...
We get along well enough to do this.
Natsuru-san, please go all out for Shizuku-chan, okay?
Don't be going after other girls!
Uh, well...
What the hell are they putting me through...?
Let's go, Senou-kun.
Go where?
Go call 'her' over here.
Sakura-san's friends?
Well, let's go.
Where are you going?
Nowhere really.
Enough.
No, tell me what's going on.
Sorry, Akane-chan.
Natsuru-san!
Come on.
Natsuru-san, I've been waiting!
Thanks...
Whoa, check her out.
Did you see that babe?
Natsuru-san, you're beautiful.
You've got a really nice body.
N-Not really...
I surprised girls can walk around outside like this.
They're almost naked.
Natsuru-san?
I can't swim that well. Could you please teach me?
Umm, you should ask the other Natsuru...
You may have the same name, but I'd rather not have him teach me...
But I... No, he gets along with you better, right?
Not really. We just went to middle school together.
Didn't you two step it up after that?
There's nothing good about him.
It's hard to find any reason to talk to him.
I wish he'd use his head. It's like he doesn't have a clue.
That said, you're much more...
Natsuru-san?
Natsuru...
Natsuru-san...
Senou-kun...
Don't... Don't look at me like that or I'll really cry.
I'm going to let go for a bit.
Sakura-san!
You scared me! I thought I was going to drown.
Wai-... Sakura-san!
I can feel your warmth.
What are you doing?!
She's just teaching me how to swim.
You're just clinging onto her!
I thought I was going to drown, that's why.
N-Natsuru-san, teach me how to swim too!
You have a swim ring.
I can't swim without one! That's why I'm asking her to teach me!
Here we go again.
M-Mikoto.
Humans are such lonely creatures.
I'm going to borrow Senou-san for a bit.
Madam President, you too?
My apologies.
Hurry up and give her back then.
Doesn't anyone care what I think?
Hey, don't pull on me!
Why do I have to go shopping?
And she sent me in the wrong direction.
Isn't this passage for staff members?
Excuse me, I'd like to know how to get out of here...
Where should I...
Zauber? Damn!
Checkmate!
Please keep quiet.
If I shoot you, little chunky bits of you will fly everywhere.
You're an idiot for separating from your friends.
You're the White Kämpfer?
One of our buddies gave you a hard time the other day.
We thought we'd apologize by introducing ourselves to you today, Senou Natsuru-san.
More like Senou Natsuru-kun, am I right?
It's not like I wanted to, but I'll tell you anyway. I'm Nakao Sayaka. 
I didn't tell you my name just because you're my enemy.
I'm Yamakawa Ryouka. 
"Ryouka" is written with the characters for "Making bloody flowers blossom without a sweat".
I'm Minagawa Hitomi. 
And you already know Ueda Rika. 
You guys were with Sakura-san just now...
Why introduce yourselves?
You're an important factor in this battle.
Don't get the wrong idea! I'm not interested in you!
The Moderators set this up.
You won't die if one of your ears is lopped off, right?
Damn, you're really screwed up.
Wait, the Moderators set this up?
We'll tell you the details la-
What the fuck are you doing, you stupid dick?!
S-Stupid dick? It's not there! It's gone!
...Oh wait. Duh.
Y-You dumbass! You're really fucking stupid, you know that?
Enough idiocy. You were shooting so blindly! Of course I'd be worried about it!
Don't point there, you dumbass!
You got caught so easily 'cause you were flirtin' around with Sakura!
You dumbass!
She's got nothing to do with this!
Aren't you the dumbass?!
Stupid dumbasses, don't get in our wa-
I'm not a dumbass!
Sorry...
Hey, don't lose your cool.
We've got three people. We still have the upper hand.
Let's make that three on three then.
I knew you'd show yourselves if one of us went on alone.
I was bait?!
There's quite a few things I want to ask you.
Don't ignore me!
What a hassle. It'll save us some trouble if we slaughter them right here, right now!
Hey bitch, quit spacing out!
Heave ho, here we go.
Quit acting all jaded ya little cunt!
Man, yer fuckin' annoyin'!
What?! Since when was I being jaded?!
I'm not in the mood anymore. Let's try this again later.
Plus, now we'd have to deal with the most annoying one.
I won't let you go so easi-
Shit!
See you later, Madam President.
They ran for it.
How dare they fuck with us.
I swear I've seen their faces before.
If I see 'em, I ain't gonna let 'em off scot-free.
I saw them not too long ago...
You know who they are?!
Umm, no...
Let's leave that for later.
Let's go regroup with the others.
Oh yeah. I didn't see Mikoto.
I left her with Kaede.
Oh, as a bodyguard.
Actually, she's more like an observer.
I'm pooped!
You must be.
Umm, what happened to the others?
They're fine, I think.
You think?
I went to see her, but she asked where the other Natsuru was.
And then?
When I told her the other Natsuru already went home, she got all teary-eyed. So I...
So you...?
I told her she'd be back for the fireworks.
That was a bath worthy of soaking our guts in.
My guts are all shiny and squeaky clean now.
My guts have turned pinkish.
Seriously. Oh you're back, Natsuru-san.
Whoa! Why'd you take a bath?
Wait, why are you even here?!
They tagged along with us.
Damn, I knew we had excess luggage!
We heard the hot springs here are really good.
Speaking of bath stuff, that Ogin Kagerou-san fashion doll bath set was really nice.
Nobody saw you, right?
Don't fret about it.
Anyway, you aren't being very considerate.
Our bodies are heavy from all the water. Will you help us dry?
You should have just put us in a dryer!
You're harsher than Akane!
Shizuku-sama's never even wrung me like this!
I can't get married now!
He treats us like we're rags.
I felt like I was dying slowly.
The Moderators won't be pleased.
Moderators?
Have they told you anything recently? 
No, not really.
I see.
Natsuru-san?
Since we're all here, I'd like to talk about the White Kämpfer.
But Sakura-san is here so maybe later after we return...
Umm...
So that means there's nothing to do now but sleep!
What, sleep?!
Hello?
Oh, Mikoto, it's just you.
All right.
She said we'll hang out in the room together until the fireworks start.
Let's go, Akane-chan...
I'm not exactly ready for it but if you really want to, I...
Umm... Akane-chan?
I-I'll be leaving now.
Well, you know... If you give up, it's game over.
Just kill me.
Those water slides were fun!
I wanted to try those too.
I got pushed off the diving board.
Really?
Yeah really.
Are the fireworks ready yet?
They should be going off soon.
Wanna go outside?
We should be able to see them fine from this room, but...
I'd rather walk around outside to watch them.
Just don't cause any trouble.
Akane-chan, don't nod your head.
He's right.
Of course.
Madam President, you too?
Is the other Natsuru here yet?
Senou-kun, please pass that over.
This?
Here.
And two of those.
Two?
Thanks.
A token of thanks.
Damn you're good.
It was the same at the pool. You two really do get along!
No, we don't! Not at all!
There's absolutely 100% nothing going on between me and Madam President!
But you two went on a date, didn't you.
Really?
You couldn't really call that a date...
That was a date.
I witnessed it with my own eyes.
Natsuru-san, you're a liar.
Shizuku-chan, I feel bad for you.
Give me a break!
This cell phone charm is the present Natsuru gave me as a memento of our date.
I'm taking good care of it.
A present?
He's never given me one!
Hey wait, why are you addressing him without an honorific?!
That's just how she is...
So, so, have you two kissed yet?
Yes we have.
Hey Natsuru, is she telling the truth?!
It's not. Or rather, I was sleeping so I don't remember it.
He slept on my lap.
You used her as a lap pillow? You little...!
You're adding fuel to the fire!
Oh, I'm sorry.
The first time we kissed was during the cultural festival.
Just chill, she's making stuff up.
Y-Y-You really k-k-kissed her?
Go to hell!
I can't believe you'd hide a kiss from a childhood friend!
You're filthy! Absolutely filthy!
Well...
In that case...
S-Shizuku-chan, you're so bold...
W-What was that for?!
Oh, I thought it wasn't good to hide these things.
No one told you to do it in style! Have you no shame?!
Kondou-san, I didn't expect you to be so prude.
Shizuku-chan, you've gotten that far with him?!
Unfortunately it's an unrequited love.
So I have to appeal to him like this.
I understand. I completely understand what you're getting at!
I'll cheer you on!
Hey Akane-chan, are you going to just let that slide?!
No, don't die, Akane-chan!
Get a hold of yourself!
Open your eyes!
I've been violated again...
In front of Sakura-san no less.
Sakura-san?
Come with me.
Okay.
Natsuru-san?
Sakura-san...
Let's go.
Where?
To see the fireworks.
Weren't we all going to watch them together?
Are you unsatisfied with me?
No, not at all.
Come, let's go together.
Yes ma'am.
"If you win the battle, I'll flash you my breasts."
...Or so I absentmindedly promised.
I'm begging you, please lose.
I don't have any breasts to show you guys.
Be ashamed of yourselves!
Next time on Boob Fighter, "A Summer Experience".
I'm a dog, you know.
What exactly do you find attractive about dog breasts?
You'll settle for anything as long as it's easy for you?

It seems something is about to finally happen.
So far the Moderators have been teasing Natsuru-san and his friends,
perhaps past the point of annoyance.
Now just who is controlling the strings of the White Kämpfer?
I think SK-san is the puppeteer,
but what do you think?
But anyway, I bet you've forgotten that the Kämpfer exist to fight!
Come on.
Over here, Natsuru-san.
Let's go someplace where we can be alone.
Mishima-san.
Natsuru-san?
Mishima-san.
I told you to call me Akane.
You're rather bold, Mishima-san.
W-W-What are you doing, Madam President?!
I've just been looking after you ever since you fainted.
Want me to continue?
N-No, it's fine.
If I kiss her,
then it would be an indirect kiss with Natsuru-san...
But... it would kill my ego!
I've made up my mind.
Please continue.
Her lips are rather fuzzy.
Do you enjoy the taste of kissing dolls?
Oh good, you're awake now, Akane-chan.
Was Senou-kun in his room?
Nope, he wasn't.
Has Sakura-san come back?
Not yet.
I can't believe he'd leave me behind like this and run off with her.
You're heartless, Natsuru-san.
Damn Natsuru, they're probably getting it on right now.
There's no way Kaede would consent.
As long as he doesn't transform into a girl, that is.
Oh right.
Let's go look for them.
They might have been attacked by the White Kämpfer like this afternoon.
Oh yeah, those guys were around too.
Jesus, I've got one punk of a childhood friend.
You're right.
Yeah! When we napped together, I'd get kicked around.
And when we bathed together, he wouldn't drag me out when I stayed in too long.
Are you bragging?
Sleeping together, bathing together, using the toilet together...
Compared to me you've had it good.
I didn't say we used the toilet together!
I mean, that was all in the past.
I'm heading out.
So a bespectacled library committee member like me has no chance?!
I didn't say anything like that!
Why am I here?
Umm... Sakura-san.
Yes?
Is my staring bothering you?
Not really, but...
Then why should I stop?
Why am I alone together with Sakura-san?
I can't remember.
Sakura-san...
U-Umm... Have you been...
Yes, I've been staring at you the entire time.
Am I scaring you?
No...
That's right.
I'm not scared at all.
What is Shizuku-chan to you?
Well, did you find them?
No, I didn't see them at all.
I couldn't find them either.
What should we do?
That's why I said we should have split up to cover a wider area.
But Kondou-san rejected that proposal.
You're just afraid whoever finds him first will hog him to herself.
That's because you two have already have more points than me!
Unbelievable! I thought I had a fighting chance, but...
Before I knew it, I had so many rivals.
I don't understand why even Madam President is interested in Natsuru!
Oh yes, I've wondered the same.
Surely you can find a better man than that slob.
There's barely room to compete with you around!
You're a beauty with a nice body and a bright mind. It's unfair.
But I've never flaunted my assets before.
W-Well, that's...
That's true...
I have no interest in my appearance or how guys fall head-over-heels over me.
That's why I've put effort into my attacks.
But he's not yielding at all.
Dang, she's cute!
What a ferocious enemy I have.
Kondou-san, you have the advantage of being his childhood friend.
You've still got a better chance.
I have no way to beat either of you.
What's with that look on your face?
That's bothering me...
I asked him what kind of girls he prefers.
So what? I bet he said Sakura-san anyway.
Yes... But then I asked who else he was interested in.
And then he said...
T-That I'm his type.
No way!
It's true!
All right, let's split up and search.
Fine with me!
Just what I wanted!
Madam President is bright and beautiful, a cool and collected superhuman.
That's not what I was looking for.
I wanted to know the extent of your love for her.
My love?
Do you love Shizuku-chan?
Of course not.
She scares me and teases me, not to mention she's older than me.
How lame.
You're so lame, but I'll have to make you fall in love with her.
She loves you, you know?
No way.
There's just no way.
Please fall in love with Shizuku-chan.
No...
Please fall in love with her.
But...
Please make her yours.
Make her mine?
Why does it take another girl to tell you this?
Why would you...
Shizuku-chan has brains and brawn, so we don't want her to get in our way.
Natsuru-san, you'll cooperate with us right?
B-But I...
Make her fall into the depths of your passion.
Don't be afraid, she won't refuse you no matter how aggressive you are with her.
That's impossible.
You're cute.
Just like a girl.
If you make her yours, I'll give you a reward.
A reward?
I'll give you all that you desire.
I'll... Shizuku...
Yes, go screw around with...
DIE!!
W-What are you doing?!
My Kotetsu sword starves for blood tonight.
M-Mikoto?
Umm... where am I?
Why did I transform...?
You left such a cute childhood friend like me behind...
Just what were you doing in the darkness with Sakura-san?!
W-What are you talking about?
Sakura-san is here?
Quit playing dumb!
She's right h...!
Where are you hiding her?
I don't know...
Don't you lay a finger on her.
Akane-chan! Don't get in my way!
You saved me, Akane!
She's my prey!
You've got some serious balls for leaving me behind
and hanging out with that Kaede bitch...
Want to burst into bright red fireworks?
HUH?!
Like I said, I have no idea what...
Let's have a little chat.
It wouldn't be fun to just let you go free.
Just what the hell happened?!
Shizuku-chan! You guys!
Thank goodness you're back.
I got lost in the hotel after I finished shopping.
I'm sorry I broke my promise about watching the fireworks together.
Umm, Sakura-san, weren't you watching the fireworks with me...?
Natsuru-san, you were watching them with someone?
See? It's like I said.
Why? Why don't you guys believe me?
Oh yes, since we're all here, why don't we all head to the bath?
Welcome back. How were the fireworks?
Well uh, I don't really remember.
I did step outside, but I'm still confused as to what happened.
We had a nice view here.
Watching from a hotel window isn't so bad.
The falling fireworks were really pretty.
You mean the rocketing fireworks.
By the way, Natsuru-san...
Yeah, I know.
Were you really not with Sakura-san?
She said so too, right?
You're awful.
You said I was your type, but you're off flirting with Sakura-san.
Umm, Akane-chan, were you listening to us?
Kondou-san's your childhood friend
and Madam President just did that in front of us...
I'm the only one that's been left out...
Akane-chan?
...even though I was the one who mustered up the courage to invite you here.
It wouldn't be good for you to...
Do it to me too!
D-Do what?
K-Kiss me...
You kissed Madam President,
so what's wrong with kissing me?
That's only because she did it forcefully...
Then I want you to kiss me.
A-Akane-chan...
Sorry for interrupting, but would you mind turning on the TV?
There's a rerun of that one family anime that has a name related to the sea.
The Tigers game is much more important!
Let's watch American porn on a pay channel! Porn!
I want to see rare commercials you can only see in this region.
Coming, coming...
Hello?
Senou-kun, are you ready to bathe?
No, not yet.
Okay, I'll be waiting in the women's bath for you.
Wait, why the women's bath?
Kaede's waiting too.
Hey!
Hey, wait!
See you then.
Are you serious?
You're going to the baths, right?
Y-Yeah. But she told me to go into the women's bath as a girl...
Sakura-san, Madam President, and Kondou-san will all be there, right?
I'm going too!
Akane-chan...
Oh crap, oh crap. I should head off to the side.
Natsuru-san!
S-Sakura-san.
Natsuru!
Man, you took forever!
We were waiting.
Why are you looking away?
Y'know, we're all girls. Right, Akane-chan?
Yes. Please look at us.
No, it's okay...
Take this!
Wow, she's got a really nice body.
How beautiful.
Let me see, too!
Okay, let's switch!
Natsuru-san's naked body...!
Pure white skin, a slim waist, she's got it all.
It's so soft, like a marshmallow.
No fair. Then I claim her left one!
My hand is sinking in.
That's no fair. Let me touch them too!
I'll give you a taste of heaven with my skills!
Jesus, what a mess I got myself in.
Thanks for the great view.
You were just there to watch?
Oh, did you want me to join in?
What were you doing with Kaede?
Like I said before, I was all alone there.
No, I meant before that.
What happened outside the room back then?
"What"...?
When I came to, she was there staring at me... staring...
Natsuru?
Found you, Natsuru-san.
Hey, Shizuku-chan, don't hog her all to yourself.
Right. I'll give you back to Kaede.
I'm getting out first.
See you later.
Natsuru-san.
You know what to do, right?
Yeah.
Huh. You're all by yourself?
Looks like Natsuru-san stayed in for too long. She got out already.
Will she be all right?
Yes, she'll be fine.
So let's enjoy the bath together for a bit longer, okay?
Well, I didn't expect you to drop by my room.
We were in the middle of a discussion.
Oh, you actually cared?
Is it wrong for me to be interested?
No, I'm happy you're showing any interest in me at all.
But if we're all alone, it might not end with just talking.
Yes, I don't feel like ending it like that either.
Do explain what you mean, Senou-kun.
What I mean?
Why are you doing this?
Got a problem with it?
I want to know why.
That's enough. Just shut up and be mine.
I see, I'm glad you're being aggressive in your own way.
So what are you going to do now?
Do it already.
It's my first time, so I'm not sure how it's done.
If you don't hurry up, Kondou-san and Kaede will be back.
It's my first time too.
Won't you at least kiss me?
We've done that a few times already.
How odd. I tensed up for no reason.
Want to feel it for yourself?
It's beating quickly, isn't it?
I think they're shaped nicely, but... What do you think?
I-I don't know what.
I've never touched them before.
I see. You've taken away another one of my firsts.
All your firsts are mine,
so in exchange I'll give you all of mine.
Are you aroused?
Not only that, but...
That was the first time I've ever made that noise, and it was because of you...
And over here.
You're into undressing girls, right?
I'm not wearing a bra, but you can take this off.
Don't get cocky just because you turned me on.
T-Turned you on...?
Hey Natsuru, why'd you go after me?
Because I was told to.
By whom?
S-S...
Kaede?
I see. So you won't tell me any more.
What a real shame!
I have to stand by my own pride.
I don't want to have sex with you just because someone ordered you to.
So let's try this again when we have the chance.
I might have just let a chance slide by.
Men are so useless.
Looks like I'll have to change my plans.
You'll do as I expect of you, yes?
Of course. We've devoted our bodies and souls to you.
Even if we said no, we would. Get ready for it.
We won't blow their brains out. We'll hold back when we destroy them.
When we're done, we want to be rewarded...
Yay! Let's go all out again!
Come on, don't scream like that.
Are you all right, Natsuru-san?
I had such a bad day yesterday...
Wait, why was it so bad?
Geez, we were surprised when Madam President brought you in after you collapsed in the hall.
Is that what happpened? Sorry.
Sorry we're late.
Senou-kun, how do you feel?
I'll be all right.
That's good to hear.
Let's go, guys!
Hey, calm down a bit.
Let's go, Shizuku-chan.
Yeah, sure.
You should just swallow your silly pride.
Kaede!
What's wrong, Shizuku-chan?
Didn't you just say something?
Not a thing at all.
You're funny.
I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
I see. Let's go already, Shizuku-chan.
We're going to be left behind.
I knew it was you... Kaede...
The Moderators have suddenly launched an attack.
By chance, Natsuru has joined the ranks of the resistance,
the White Kämpfer, as a fighter pilot! Oh my!
Unsure what to do, his childhood friend Akane
plants a red poppy seed upon the battlefield.
For what reason?
Next time, Victory Kämpfer: ~A Song of Rapture~.
Please watch!

I haven't forgotten about you.
About your hair fluttering in the wind,
the warmth of your hands,
and the warmth of your breath.
No matter how much time passes by, I won't forget.
The time has finally come.
Please watch over me.
You've got a ridiculously nice house.
What do your parents do for a living?
They're businesspeople.
They travel all around the world.
So you live all alone.
Did you forget about me?
Oh, right.
So, what do you want from me?
Must I have a reason to call you over?
It's summer vacation, my parents are out,
and you're alone with your girlfriend at her house.
I'm not asking anything of you.
Who's my girlfriend?
You're clueless about love.
This is what I wanted to talk about.
Didn't I see that at Sakura-san's place...?
Burnt to Death Lion.
I took it when we stayed at her apartment.
You did?! Why?
Is it time to get up?
He's a Messenger?!
It seems he's the original Messenger.
That old gramps, all he does is sleep.
Tell Natsuru about it.
Tell him why you turn us into Kämpfer and force us to fight each other.
All righty.
If you don't fight, it'll be a problem.
Not for us.
It's a problem for the Moderators.
In a galaxy far, far away,
two mighty forces are locked in an unending battle,
and the Moderators are the mediators between the two.
The Moderators came up with a way to end this battle.
They chose warriors to represent red versus blue,
and thus the Kämpfer came into existence.
Red or Blue, whomever wins will decide the victor in the other galaxy.
He means we're involved in a proxy battle, and we're fighting in their place.
What the hell?
How could you drag us into that?!
Only the people the Moderators choose can do it.
So...
Hey, wait! Hey!
Kaede said this is precious to her.
Do you know what that means?
She's involved with the Moderators.
You mean Sakura-san?!
Perhaps the Moderators have their eyes on her,
or perhaps it's the other way around.
Other way around?
Quit making stuff up.
She must have noticed that her precious doll is missing,
but she hasn't said anything.
And at the pool...
Did something happen there?
This is my room.
You're the first man other than my father to come in here.
Consider it an honor.
Right.
I'll make you remember what happened at the pool.
Madam President?!
When we're alone, you should call me Shizuku.
That's not the point...
Shi-zu-ku.
Shizuku...
Umm?
Be quiet.
Looks like you remember.
So Sakura-san really did...
But why...?
Because I've been defying the Moderators.
Why?
I told you before, I won't let the Moderators do as they please.
They did that to her...
To Tamiko...
Tamiko?
I met her back when I was a freshman,
when I had just become a Kämpfer.
She taught me quite a few things.
She was dear to me.
But she lost to a Blue Kämpfer, and...
Part of this is for revenge.
Shizuku...
But what are you going to do?
Help me fight the Moderators.
Against Sakura-san too?
They'll turn her against you.
I want you to help me fight them,
Natsuru.
I have to know for sure.
If she's really...
But what would I do after?
Wouldn't it be better not to?
No, I can't think like that.
Maybe it's best not to...
No, I have to...
Guess I...
No point being hung up on this!
Why'd you come visit all of a sudden?
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry, but there's something I have to ask you.
There's no way...
No way she's involved with the Moderators.
Is there something on my face?
Hey, you know, you're pretty useless.
Even though I managed to fool her, you can't even bring yourself have sex with a single girl.
Still, I thought you were capable of luring her to our side.
Is Shizuku-chan taking good care of Burnt to Death Lion?
I can't believe it.
You really...
Do know about the Kämpfer...
I hate boys.
Don't want them, don't need them.
So stay as a girl, okay?
Natsuru-san?
Yes.
Good girl.
Change of plans.
I'm going to defeat your friends after all.
Will you fight for me?
Of course.
There'll be lots more where that came from after you defeat them.
Consider it your reward.
Oh hey, Akane-chan!
Kondou-san, what's up?
Natsuru called me up here.
Perhaps he'll confess his love to me on the rooftop!
He called me up here too.
I'm sure it's a confession of love!
Dammit, is he trying to two-time us?!
He might be three-timing.
Madam President, you too?
Cheating, that's all men are good for.
But he'll come back to me in the end.
If only it would play out like that.
Natsuru!
Where is he?
Were we too early?
They're coming!
I'm Nakao Sayaka.
I didn't want to introduce myself, but I did so for your sake, okay?
Be grateful.
Fighting for who I am, my eyes blaze with a million volts!
I'm the graceful tomboy, Minagawa Hitomi!
It's time to play bloody doctor!
I'm Ueda Rika-chan!
Umm, blood falls like rain even when the sky is clear.
Maybe it's more blood than it is rain?
I'm Yamakawa Ryouka.
The White Kämpfer.
This isn't a confession, it's a trap!
We'll be rewarded for defeating you.
Rewarded? By whom?!
Who the fuck is giving you orders?!
If you want to know...
...you'll have to defeat us first.
Are you ready?
Yo, bitches? How bout' y'all tell us who's pullin' the strings here?
I can't believe I lost.
I just wasn't paying attention. 
It's not like you guys are strong or anything.
Don't misunderstand.
I'm getting all teary-eyed.
We don't have enough battle strength.
Quit yapping and tell us already!
Madam Prez?
Natsuru.
The fuck are you doin', Natsuru?!
She's being controlled.
Controlled? By whom?
By...
Madam President, you can't...
I'm just going to pin her down.
I'll do it.
I'm her partner!
I'll help you.
Kaede.
Kaede-sama!
Goodness, I thought you girls would be a bit more useful.
I'll punish you later.
Kaede-sama...
I see. So it's all yer doin'.
I've never liked ya, but now I hate ya even more!!
Don't get so angry, bitch.
Who's a bitch?!
So fast.
You're not a Kämpfer, are you?
Typical Shizuku.
I've never seen you wear a bracelet.
What's your objective?
Are you a Moderator?
You'll have to beat me to find out.
Natsuru! You're siding with her?!
Kaede-sama!
Please do that to me! Like you always do!
Oh my, you're finally awake.
You fucking bitch!
What do you want?
I want to get rid of you.
Was her name Tamiko?
You're just like her.
No, don't tell me you...
Hmm, I wonder.
You're all just getting in the way of the Moderators.
I'll get rid of you for rebelling against them.
These girls are neither Red nor Blue, but White Kämpfer.
They were made just to defeat you.
What... What do you plan to do with Natsuru?
We'll make her our ally.
We don't need the male Natsuru,
but we do need the female one.
What do you mean?
Thanks to you, my plan was ruined.
I never imagined Red and Blue would combine forces.
Natsuru-san was the deciding factor.
If Natsuru-san chose to be a boy, you would win.
If he chose to be a girl, we would win.
Simple, right?
Mishima-san, do you know why your side would win if he chose to remain a boy?
Like hell I do!
Because he loves all of you.
Fuck it, I don't get it!
How does that decide anything?!
That's how it was.
And he's chosen to be a girl...
She chose me.
Wanna know why I didn't deal the final blow?
I wanna show you a little mercy.
So I'll let Natsuru-san defeat you instead.
After all Shizuku-chan, you're my best friend!
Natsuru...
This is how it should be.
That's how it is.
Goodbye, Shizuku-chan.
I'll be rewarded...
What's wrong, Natsuru-san?
You'd better hurry up if you want your reward.
Natsuru-san?
I don't need a reward.
But how?
I love you.
If you do...
But I won't team up with you!
I love you, but if I choose you, I'll lose something precious to me.
So...
I'll choose Shizuku, Akane, and Mikoto!
Natsuru!
Then I'll make you choose me!
Shizuku!
Thanks, Natsuru.
Man, ya really are amazing!
Good job, Natsuru!
Get ready.
We won't hold back!
You get ready!
What is this power?!
I can feel the power overflowing!
Fuck yeah, my heart's on fire!
I really can feel the heat!
What's going on?
Natsuru-san.
That looks fun.
Let's cheer them on.
Shizuku-sama and the small fry, please give it all you've got!
Joy, beautiful divine spark, daughter of Elysium.
O heavenly one, we enter your holy shrine, drunk with fire.
Your magic once again bonds together what custom strictly divided.
All men become brothers where your gentle wings hold sway.
Your magic once again bonds together what custom strictly divided.
All men become brothers where your gentle wings hold sway.
At this rate, we'll...
Natsuru-san.
Natsuru-san, will you lend me your strength?
You do love me, right?
Sakura-san...
You can call me Kaede.
If you choose me as a girl, that is.
So please defeat them.
I'll give you your reward now, so...
I... I've made up my mind!
Eww, a boy!
Kaede-san...
Don't call me Kaede!
Natsuru!!
You filthy male. I can't believe you'd call me Kaede.
Just who do you think you are?!
Hitomi! Sayaka! Rika! Ryouka!
We're done for today. Let's go!
Yes, ma'am!
You'll choose me as a woman in the end.
Natsuru, you bastard!
I saw you trying to kiss that bitch!
Didn't you choose us?!
Hey, wait! This isn't the time...
You idiot, I can't believe you!
They got away!
We're more interested in kisses than fights.
That's right!
Natsuru, if you want a kiss...
I'll give you one whenever you want.
Madam President, that's cheap!
That was my first kiss.
The fuck are ya doin'?!
Dammit!
That was my first kiss too.
...with a boy.
That's the first time I've kissed you.
He's groping my butt!
I'm a step ahead!
We do this all the time.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Look who's talking.
I don't mind if he touches me either!
We shouldn't...!!
I don't mind.
I don't either!
Well, the White Kämpfer got away,
but they won because we helped them.
Geez. They're useless without us.
What'll happen to us now?
I don't have a heart, but that was really exciting.
Yeah...
Whatever will be, will be. 
That's right!
Natsuru chose me.
No, he chose me!
You mean me, right, Natsuru?
Until I get a real ring, I'll make do with this.
You won't get one no matter how long you wait!
Because... I'm his type.
No, I am!
Childhood friends will be loved, forever and always!
Man, the moon sure is beautiful.
Natsuru, I'll make you curry!
O Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
O Harakiri Tora! Why are you Harakiri Tora?
Was it our destiny never to meet?
Next time on Romeo and Harakiri Tora,
Extra Show: The Miracle of the Entrails Dolls.
By the way, you're not really Romeo, are you?
Urk, that's right, I'm Burnt to Death Lio-*snore*
Good niiight!

Come on now, it's bedtime.
Mama, read me a book about Santa.
All right.
A long, long time ago, a few Entrails Animals lived in a certain place.
That felt good!
This is...
Did my bracelet go haywire?!
Did the Moderators do this?!
Or could it be...?
Hey wait, where's my body?
Meow~
Good morning, Natsuru-san.
Meow?
Quit saying crap and turn me back to normal already!
Don't look at me. I don't know how to.
Well, just think of it as fate and go with the flow.
You find this amusing, don't you?
Oh, dear goodness no, not in the slightest.
Then tell me, just what are you wearing?
Oh these? I secretly made these hoping you'd wear them.
They fit better than I would have imagined.
Oh my. You're loaded with fat around here.
I could never get a pair as a doll.
Don't you touch my body!
Well then...
Hey wait...! Where do you think you're going?
Anywhere but here, I guess.
You're not going anywhere!
Okay, watch the house.
I love being able to move around as I please!
Oh?
Oh, you're all here.
I knew it'd happen to you too.
This makes me happy, embarrassed, and fidgety all at the same time!
Have you all listened to the sound of your heart yet?
My heart?
Yeah!
*thump*
Oh my...
This is the first time we've ever heard our hearts beating.
This is the rhythm of life!
Life is fantastic!
And this is?
That's a sound only our intestines could possibly make.
H-How is it?
It's delicious!
We'd never know this taste as dolls.
Life is fantastic!!
Thanks for the food!
Humans pinch each others' ears to cool down.
Yours aren't cold.
No, not those.
Anyway,
there's something bothering me.
Is it considered cannibalism for us to eat a beef and pork hotpot?
Oh, don't worry about those things.
That's right!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
You're a cat, so of course you're bad with hot foods.
It's hot!
Dammit, Natsuru!
What's going on?!
Natsuru-san...
Senou-kun!
Oh, you're all here.
That's not the point!
Why'd we turn into dolls?!
I don't know.
What should we do?
Don't worry, Mishima-san.
But just where did they go off with our bodies?
Man, I'm full.
We'd never know this sense of satisfaction as dolls.
Life is fantastic!!
Where should we go next?
Natural Refuge Tour
Rainbow Bridge
Hatomune Bus Tours
Tokyo Tower Observation Tour
Let's go sightseeing on the old Kamo Bus Tours.
Please wait a moment.
Before you go, haven't you forgotten something important?
Something important?
I didn't expect to see you here, Natsuru-tan.
Wait, I'm not...
Or so I thought.
But you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You've got to be somebody else.
Anyway, aren't you going to pay?
Pay?
Let's see, the entrance fee, transportation fee, cooking fee, service fee,
and a few other things add up to this much.
What should we do?
Until this morning, we were just dolls.
There's no way we'd have any money on us.
Are they going to capture us and execute us?
I don't want to die!
I should just commit seppuku!
You seem ready.
Please help us!
Oww!
Where are we?
If you thought we'd let you eat for free just because you're cute, then you're wrong.
You can't get something for nothing.
Basically, you'll be paying with your bodies.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our dazzling and captivating show!
I'm your host!
The one who didn't get much of an appearance in the anime
or even the light novel and can't accept being a mere side character,
Nishino Masumi!
Well, let's start!
All right girls, it's time to assemble!
Get on stage.
Okay!
Oh my, Natsuru-san!
I-I'm not...
...or so I thought, but she's got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
But she's still amazing!
This must be...
...the cheers we'd never be able to hear as dolls.
I'm getting nervous.
I like this!
I'm just a bunny girl passing by!
Instructor, I'm the ditzy and doltish Stray Dog.
Tiger stripes are the best!
Where do you want to take your shot?
Life is fantastic!!
What wonderful girls!
Oh, this forbidden love!
All right, please keep your hands off them!
It'll cost you a hundred grand to touch.
One, two!
No!
You mustn't do that in front of so many people.
You're...
You were in trouble.
Good thing I happened to pass by.
I'm not sure about that, but thank you very much.
It was quite amusing though.
Oh wait, it's you, Natsuru-san.
Or so I thought, but you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You must be someone completely different.
But for some reason,
I felt something strange the first time I saw all of you.
It's like you reminded me of something.
Something I'd hold dear and close to me.
Oh, what am I saying?
Please go on a date with me, just for today.
Thank you very much.
It's an amusement park!
This is the place where grown-ups can become kids again!
It truly is the land of dreams, Neverland!
We can play like we never could have as dolls!
Life is fantastic!!
Ah, can I ask you a question?
Doesn't this place seem run down?
Not at all. Entrails Land is an extremely popular place for the fans.
Even I have a year-round pass.
Come on, let's go in.
Crucifixion rocks! 
This guillotine is really high!
I'm liking this electric chair!
This is so fun!
I wish we could just go on having fun like this...
What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.
Why do I suddenly feel so ashamed?
Did you get a clue as to where they are?
Not really.
Come on, tell me already!
"Tell me already"?
You're pretty bold to order me around!
Sucks to be hungry.
I'll make some curry.
Maybe later.
Yay!
Where are my glasses?
One, two, Kämpfer!
Say cheese!
Life is fantastic!!
Oh, if it isn't our most frequent visitor, Sakura-san!
Our new attraction is complete!
It's over in that tent?
A-Are you the female Senou Natsuru?
Oh wait, you've got a different voice, ears, and a tail.
You've gotta be someone else.
I don't really mind, but why does everyone have the same reaction?
Let's start the attraction!
We could never feel such pain as dolls.
Oh, sorry!
What're you doing?
Are you having fun?
Very much.
Is something the matter?
It's that feeling of our skin touching...
We never would've felt this with bodies made of cloth and cotton.
Are we sexually developing and going through puberty,
or are we just in heat like typical beasts?
I'm falling into this temptation that's taking over my body!
Here's the last one!
The Entrails Game Show!
Who's going to fit in there?
Spin around! 
Sakura-san will!
And the first thing is...
Earlobe biting!
Go for the end of her ear!
Shoot to win!
Ready...
I can't hold back my libido!
Life is fantastic!!
Gooooal!
Next is breast biting!
Her back! 
It's finally time. Go for her tongue!
Life is fantastic!!
"Vita Sexualis" by Mori Ougai!
You cleared them all for five gold coins!
That felt good.
Hurray! Hurray!
Onto the next attraction...
What's wrong?
Hello there!
Please forget about me!
Goodbye, everyone.
What's the matter?
Let me confess, for I am a sinful woman.
I've done such indecent things with four people at once...
I don't understand my own feelings,
about her, or about her,
or about her, and lastly, about her.
I love them so much my heart quivers.
Ah, what should I do?
You certainly are an inconceivable strumpet.
What?! Am I really?!
You should be ashamed.
Repent for your sins.
How would I do that?
There is only one way. You must work.
Labor is a sacred ministry.
You have no time to rest.
Yes!
Hang in there.
For the three of us to acquire a tropical island
and have our living expenses covered will take another five hundred million.
You girls!
We're here to save you.
Why would you do this for me?
Why?
Isn't it obvious.
Of all the people on this earth, you hold us dearest to your heart.
Always and always.
Do you know how happy you've made us?
Thanks a lot.
You know, I love you the most!
Wait up!
We're not just going to hand her over.
Oh, looks like we'll have to go full throttle.
Shut up before I befriend you. 
You...!!
Are you all right?
Please stay with me! Hang in there!
Oww.
Are you okay?
This pain... I never could've felt it as a doll.
See.
You're right.
Oww. Oww.
I said oww!
To be able to feel pain...
...means we're alive!
That's right. Me, Bunny, Stray Dog, and even Electrocuted Lynx...!
This is proof we're all alive.
Life is fantastic!!
You girls.
We admit defeat.
I'm so moved. 
Let's go back to making a killing off of Senou-san tomorrow.
I'm very grateful.
That's what we should say.
We enjoyed the day.
Sorry, I just felt that if I let go I'll never see you all again.
Is this where we say our goodbyes?
No, it's not a goodbye.
We can see each other any time.
Even if we're in a different shape and form,
we'll still love you.
You girls...
Girls?
And then the Santas returned to their faraway home planet.
The end.
Is she asleep already?
Yes, sound asleep.
It'll snow tonight.
Looks like we'll have a wondrous white Christmas.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas!
I pray the Entrails Dolls will pay you a visit tonight.
My glasses!
Why are we falling?
Ridiculous.
When will we be humans again?
It'll all work out!

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