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Mitsudomoe (2010) - S01E01 - CR vs FFFpeeps

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Spring's just around the corner, but it's still chilly today.
Although it's already spring, the air is still chilly.
Are you REALLY that concerned about your character?
You...
Wh-what "character?"
Is maintaining that image of yours that important to you?
It's w-w-wawa-wawawa-warm today!
Wha-?!
What do you think you are, the last Ansatsuken master?
W-What do you mean by my image?
You're killing yourself!
I-I-It sure seems a lot warmer today, isn't it?!
You're flushed and you've got a fever.
What kind of legendary assassin are you, anyway?!
Aren't you nice, Mitsuba-chan!
Aren't you trying a bit too hard?
Am not! I just don't wanna catch what she's got!
Good grief.
Geez.
Your face's beet red. Don't you also have a fever?
Mitsuba-chan! Take her to the nurse right away!
Eh? Mitsuba, you're quite considerate, aren't you?
Too gross. No thanks.
W-What are you saying?!
My nose itches...
It'd just be troublesome if I were to catch what she's got, you know!
Today we'll learn what the "average" is and how to calculate it.
Jeez!
First...
Mitsuba?! Someone take her to the infirmary, please!
My nose won't stop running, if I don't do something I'm gonna die of dehydration!
It's so disgusting. I refuse.
So sad...
My nose is so itchy...
No tissues!
Today, I will teach you what averages are and show you how to find them.
The paper gods have forsaken me...
First of all...
I'll use my notepad...
My nose won't stop running!
I can't do it, my doodles are too sexy!
If it continues like this, I might die from dehydration!
Why do I have to be so talented?
Sixth Grade Girl - Tragedy
I'm doomed...
-Impact of the Truth How pitiful!
I don't even have any textbooks...
Mucus Incurred Death
So if we divide by the NUMBER of people, we get the average-
My Younger Sister Died From a Runny Nose!
Y-Yabecchi!
The Impossibly Uncontrollable Running Nose!
Yes, Futaba-chan?
Woe is me!
Sensei, you wrote the wrong word.
Th-The tissues are...?!
Yabecchi!
Are the paper gods really abandoning me now?!
Sensei, the board!
Well, if that's the case, I can use notebook pages...
Yabecchi!
I want to taste boobs.
Sensei, the board!
<-Wasabi
Yabecchi!
I-It's no good!
Sensei, the board!
I don't want to waste these sketches!
Yabecchi!
But damn, these scrawls actually turned out really good!
Sensei, the board!
There's nothing more that can be done.
Enough, enough!
I didn't even bring my textbook today.
Sheesh...
Empty~
He didn't notice...and now he's really wrapped up.
Then, after you divide by the number of people, you get the average, hence...
I'll pull it back in, Yabecchi!
Ah! Yabe-chi!
Whaaaaat theeeee heeee-
What is it, Futaba?
Please stop spinning and fix the word!
Teacher, you made a mistake on that character.
I can't...
Yabe-chi!
S-Sorry...
Teacher, the character is wrong!
I'm stuck...
Yabe-chi!
So the four of them took an average of 6.8 seconds.
Teacher, check the character!
A-san took 7.8 seconds, B-san...
Yabe-chi!
Yabecchi must be a master hypnotist.
Teacher, your mistake!
I can't nod off with my arms like this.
Yabe-chi!
But I can't fight the sandman much longer...
Enough already... Don't talk all at once, please!
That is so gross.
Jeez...
Sleep the other way!
Gosh! It's just getting longer!
And close your eyes for God's sake!
Yabe-chi.
Wake up wake up wake up!
I will retract it now!
Your arms are disgusting!
What the...?
Please be quiet.
Stop spinning around! Fix the mistake, already!
I can't believe you! It's all over me!
E-Even if you say that, I...
Lean FORWARD!
I'm so sorry!
Huh? You'll catch a cold if you sleep down there Micchan.
I-It won't let me move!
Someone take her to the nurse right away!
Then, the average from these four people is 8.6 seconds.
Too gross. No thanks.
Person A took 7.8 seconds...
Mitsudomoe...
Person B took...
Sorry you have to spend so much time on my students.
Person C took 20.5 seconds...
I don't mind as long as they leave healthy!
Yabe-chi is a genius at the art of hypnotism...
Now where did I put that medicine...
But... I won't be able to sleep with this thick string of snot on my arms!
You look like a sunny-side up egg, Micchan!
Then again, I can't fight this drowsiness creeping up on me...
Futaba, you moron!
What the hell is this?!
Bat or helmet, rock paper scissors!
You disgust me...
HWACHA!
Lay forward when you snooze!
Leave me alone!
More importantly, can't you remember to shut your eyes when you sleep?!
You've been trying to kill me this whole episode!
You idiot!
How much of my blood do you have to spill before you're satisfied?!
What the hell is with this filthy arm of yours?!
Calm down, Mitsuba-chan.
I can't believe you!
I'm from class 4-1, I brought our urine samples.
Gosh... She's so noisy...
Okay!
It's absurdly gross!
Thank you so much!
God, just wake up already, you oaf!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Er, Mitsuba? If you sleep on the floor like that, you'll catch a cold, you know.
Wow, that's 30 people's pee?
Someone please carry her over to the infirmary!
Yes it is.
Since she's dirty, I don't want to.
The samples!
Infirmary
She tripped on AIR! She must be some kinda legendary klutz!
I'm really sorry...
Oh shoot!
...for having you to care for my students each and every time.
Kuriyama-sensei, watch your knees!
No, no, it's fine. It's great that they're so lively.
You're squashing them!
Erm... Disinfectant, antiseptic...
Eeek!
Mitsuba, your face looks just like Japan's flag!
Piss, piss!
Futaba, you idiot!
Kuriyama-sensei...are you-
To deliver or to be punished... Rock, paper, scissors!
This is like a pee skating rink!
You're too slow!
U-Umm...
Go away already!
Someone's sleeping behind the curtain so please be qu-
Damn you!
This is all your fault!
Why can't you just follow the rules?! Are you trying to kill me?!
Now patch me up already, do you want me to bleed to death?!
Come on, Mitsuba...
Easy now...
I'm from Class 4-1.
You're all covered in piss, don't touch me!
I've come to deliver the urine test samples.
I-I'm sorry!
Alright!
I'm so ashamed...
Thank you, I appreciate your efforts!
Everyone makes mistakes.
Whoa... That's urine from 30 people, isn't it?
I'm pathetic.
That's right!
Good lord.
Ah, the urine is...
That STINKS! It's piss again!
Eh? She tripped over nothing!
Oh no, I switched it with the medicine!
Would she happen to be the legendary klutz master?!
What is WRONG with you?! You ARE trying to kill me!
How troublesome!
I swear I'm not, forgive me!
Miss Kuriyama! Your knees!
I'll do it myself. Geez, if I had 99 extra lives it wouldn't be enough!
You're crushing them with your knees!
Here.
Eh...?
No way!
The urine... It's all over!
Miss Kuriyama... Are you oka-whoa!
It's a Pandora's box of urine!
Um, sorry, but there's a girl sleeping over there, so please be quieter-
This is all your fault, though!
In any case, can you disinfect me now?!
Do you intend to kill me by letting me bleed out?!
P-Please calm down...
You urine-covered idiot! Don't touch me!
I'm so sorry!
That was most shameful of me...
Everyone makes mistakes, you know.
Well, if only I wasn't so pathetic...
Yeah, right... Jeez...
God, this smells!
Is this actually urine?!
Oh, no! I can't believe I made that mistake!
Why is a qualified nurse making these mistakes?! Do you intend to kill me by blood poisoning?!
No, you're wrong! I'm sorry!
Enough, I'll do it myself.
I just know that I don't have enough lives to withstand any more of this!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Futaba, you moron!
You idiot Futaba!
This is all your fault!
You're the reason we got into this mess!
Don't let it get to you.
Please don't feel too down about this.
Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
Maybe I'm not even fit for this job...
Urine, that's urine!
That's urine! It's urine, Nurse!
Oh no, I mistook it for milk!
U-Urine?! I mistook this for milk!
I'm sure you're just tired.
You're just tired, surely...
Maybe you're right.
Is that really it, I wonder...
That's still urine!
Were you listening?! I already told you that's urine!
No!
No!
No more!
I've had enough!
That's my line, you doofus!
That's my line, you fool!
Sensei, I have the urine samples from class 3-4.
Nurse, here are the samples from Class 3-4.
Easy does it...
Carefully... Gently...
Just relax.
It'd be good to calm down!
Watch your step.
Please watch your step!
R-Right.
Y-Yes!
Get out of the way.
Don't get caught in that trap!
I'll take care of any obstacles!
Leave it to me! I'll get rid of any obstacles!
Thank you, umm...Mitsu...Futa...Hito...
Ah-Thank you...
Mitsuha-chan.
Erm... San- Mitsu- Futou- Mitsuru!
I'm Futaba, please learn my name.
I'm Futaba!
You're keeping them here?
I'd like you to remember that, at least...
Gently, put it down gently.
So, you're putting the urine here?
Okay.
Gently...
I did it!
Ever so gently, put it down...
Congrats!
O-Okay.
Nice job, Kuriyamacchi!
I-I did it!
You're stepping all over them Kuriyama-sensei!
Congratulations!
It's Pee World War II!
Kuriyama-chi, you did it!
Shut UP.
Ah, you're stepping on them again, Miss Kuriyama!
Why would you put them on someone's bed?!
This is just like the Meiji Restoration- for urine!
I didn't notice her!
How noisy.
I'm gonna die from stress.
I just didn't realize!
Kuriyama-sensei, you dirty girl...
This amount of stress could kill just about anyone.
I give up, Kuriyama-sensei.
Miss Kuriyama...
No, not there-
Although it may come as a surprise, I'm really on a diet...
People can see us...
Enough already, Miss Kuriyama. It tickles. No, not there...
Don't kill me, please don't kill me, I'm sorry I'm sorry-
Haven't you noticed the people watching...?
Hitoha-chan?! I'm sorry, I felt an evil presence!
NO!!!
H-Have mercy on me...!
Save me...!
I-I'm so sorry... really sorry!
Wait, Hitoha?! I'm sorry!
Why were you so evil-looking a moment ago?!
Good morning.
Good morning.
What are you doing in here?
Wait, why did you come here, anyway?
I came to see Nipples.
I came to see Nipples.
Oh yeah, I take care of her on the weekends...
Ah... Since it's Saturday, and no one is at school, I'm taking care of it.
Wait a second, I know I locked the door!
Hey, my door was locked, wasn't it?!
I made a spare in shop class.
Between classes, I decided to make myself a spare key.
By YOURSELF?
You made that by hand?!
That's amazing, but you can't just break into someone else's home!
Although that's amazing, it's illegal, you know!
It's okay for you to come by Hitoha-chan,
Hitoha. You know, it's not like you can't come here...
but you have to make an appointment first.
But I'd like you to make a proper appointment...
Nipples doesn't take appointments.
I did make an appointment with Nipples.
With ME!
No, I meant with me!
I only came to see Nipples.
I came here just to see Nipples, though.
Just ignore me, look at all the porno mags you want.
Don't mind me, please go ahead and read your porn magazines.
I CAN'T!
Would I even?!
At school you always ignore me, but NOW you pay attention.
Even though you seem to see me as thin air at school...
That's not true!
Just now, you got freaked out.
Is too. I come here every week, and you never even notice.
That's not what I've been thinking, you know!
No, it's not-
That's a lie.
-EVERY week?!
Every weekend, even though I'm imposing, you don't seem to notice I'm here.
My presence doesn't count for much, I see.
I wasn't lying-
It's not like that!
What?! Every week?!
I look at you every day!
My existence is like that to you, is it?
Sensei...
T-That's not true!
I look at you every day!
I really do give you my attention! I'm always watching over you, Hitoha!
I look at you every day!
Teacher...
Here's Nipples.
I'm always watching over you, Hitoha!
What would the other teachers say if they heard that?
I'm always watching over you, Hitoha!
See you tomorrow.
Here, take Nipples.
She's still not here?
What you just said...
Oh, it's only 5 AM...
If the school counsel heard that... I wonder what they'd do.
N-Nipples is gone!
I'll come back again tomorrow.
Did she get out while I was asleep?
The Next Morning
What am I gonna do?!
She still hasn't come over?!
H-Hitoha-chan's coming...
Well, it is only 5 o'clock, huh?
Where's Nipples...Where's Nipples...
Nipples isn't there?!
She'll turn my sanctuary inside out!
Did he escape during the night?!
Nipples... Come out, Nipples!
What should I do now?!
Nipples... Nipples!
Hitoha is coming!
Nipples...Nipples, answer me!
Where's my Nipples?
Sensei, I know you're in there.
WHERE'S MY NIPPLES?!
I'm so screwed!
My own little sanctuary will be completely ransacked!
Don't make me give that tape to Kuriyama-sensei.
Nipples, where are you?
Nipples, where are you?
There!
Nipples...?
Nipples?! Nipples?!
Nipples?! Nipples?! Please respond!
Teacher, I know you're there.
So scary...
If you don't hurry up and let me in, I'll expose that recording...
To Miss Kuriyama, too, of course...
Nipples, where are you?!
Ah, there he is!
Wait!
Wait!
She's gonna get out.
At this rate, he'll run outside!
Hitoha-chan, shut the door!
Hitoha, close the door!
I missed you, Nipples.
Nipples.
Uhh...
I wanted to see you.
Maybe Nipples should stay at the Marui's over the weekend?
Um...
I know I said I would, but my house is too dangerous.
Would it be possible for us to take turns caring for Nipples during the weekends?
Oopsie!
I did say that I'd take care of him, but my house is more dangerous than I thought.
Squash the furball, squash the furball...
Aw, how careless of me!
I know...
I just wanna squeeze this small, fragile thing! I wanna crush it!
Mitsudomoe.
Is that so?
You're so nice to help me catch cicadas, Micchan!
Kamohashi Nature Park
Don't sweat it! I'm your big sister, aren't I?
To think that you'd help me catch these cicadas!
I can't wait to see your stupid bug-loving face
You're really nice today, huh?
plunge into total despair!
It's fine!
It's gonna be great!
Being your older sister, it's natural to do so.
Go higher!-
I just can't wait to see her face when I "accidentally" crush that creature!
Ow-
I look forward to seeing her fall into despair!
It's better to go higher, you know-
It hurts!
Stop-
Stop-
ENOUGH!
I quit!
Just wait, I'll teach you true despair!
Alright, heave-ho!
I got something!
You better watch this!
It's a crawdad!
I will show you what true despair is!
Wow, awesome!
I got a catch!
Got one!
Take a look!
Futa-Futa-Futa-Futa-Futaba!
It's a red swamp crayfish!
Futaba!
That's awesome!
Where did she go?!
Good going!
Settle down...
Here's one!
Just gotta get to the trunk.
Fu-Futaba!
Th-The cicada!
Just where did she go off to?!
Move it or I'll squash you!
I need to calm down!
I-I mean it, I won't feel bad!
If only I could swing and get myself closer to the trunk...
I just don't want bug guts all over my hand so I'm being careful!
Is that the cicada from earlier?!
What the heck?
Y-You're in the way!
That voice!
If you don't move now, I'll crush you!
Someone's legs?
It's not like I pity you or anything...
It's Satou and Chiba, from school!
I just don't want to get my hands dirty, you know!
Help-
That's why I'm stopping in my tracks!
Judging from her panties, she must be in kindergarten, probably five or six years old.
What's that about?
KINDERGARTEN?
This voice is...?!
Me? The ruler of the sixth grade, of the whole school?
These are... legs?!
If people hear I wear kindergartener panties...
It's Satou and Chibaru from our class!
Noooooooo!
P-Please help-
My status...my reputation...it'll all-
Based on what I can profile from these panties, I deduct that this person is a kindergartner!
What, are you PROFILING her?
A kindergartner?!
Hey, whoever you are just hang on, I'll help you!
How could I...
Ow!
...a sixth grader who possesses more than enough influence, be confused for a kindergartner?!
If they found out that I love panties for kindergartners...
No!!!
The stature and prestige that I've amassed thus far will come to nothing!
Just what is this profiling thing you're yapping about?
Hey there! Though I don't know who you are, let me help you out of there.
Ouch!
Satou!
Satou!
What's your problem, he was gonna get you down!
Hey you!
I'm just a five or six year old kindergartener you don't know! Leave me alone!
We said that we'd help you out-!
What's with her?
I'm just some random kindergartner!
No kindergartener kicks like that.
Go away, already!
Go away! Go away now! Just get out of here!
W-What's with this girl?
Fine, I hope you're stuck up there forever!
That kind of strength... It's definitely not of a 5- or 6-year-old!
C'mon, Satou.
Just go away already! Leave immediately!
I wasted all my energy...
Leave this very instant!
Bye bye Onee-chan!
You idiot!
See you later!
Just hang there your whole life, then!
I caught a million crawdads!
Let's go, Satou!
"Come home when the crows kaw!"
Ah-Okay!
Lots and lots and lots to eat!
I just recklessly consumed some of my strength...
I'm locked in a stalemate... I gotta fall or squash it!
Big sis! Bye-bye!
Wait, cicadas only live for a week anyway!
Let's do this again!
If it comes down to me or a bug, then I'm more important!
It's a jackpot of crayfish!
I'm home...
Since the crows are cawing, it's time for me to go home!
Look at all the crawdads I caught Hito!
I got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot~!
Look at 'em all!
I'll make no progress at this rate.
Did you know they skin frogs alive and eat them?
To fall down, or to crush it...
Hi, Micchan! Where'd you run off to?
That's right!
You wolf in sheep's clothing! You human-faced demon spawn!
Generally speaking, a cicada's lifespan is only about a week...
You left me alone, you ditched me on purpose!
If we compare the importance of an insect's life against my own, of course the decision is...!
I totally forgot!
I'm home.
Die! Die die die!
Hitoha, I went fishing for crayfish!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I got a jackpot, you know!
You're filthy, Micchan. Go outside and hose off.
By tearing off a live frog's skin, you can use it as bait to catch them!
I'm INJURED! Be nice to me for once!
Ah, Mitsuba! Welcome home!
Die, both of you!
Where did you go off to?
There used to be a lot of vacant lots around here.
Y-You...!
All this development just means less places to play.
You demon!
Those vacant lots were the best places to find old porno mags...
You're actually a demon in sheep's clothing, aren't you?!
Crap!
You went home without me just to spite me, didn't you?!
THAT'S why you're upset?!
Ah, I completely forgot!
Just die!
Die now!!!
It was my bad!
I'm at fault, I know!
Mitsuba, you're so dirty.
Please leave the house immediately.
I'm hurt, you know?!
Can't you just feel a lil' sorry for me?!
God! Everyone can just die!
There were many vacant lots around here a while ago, huh?
The development of those areas is incredible. There are less vacant lots now.
Those were the best places to discover the greatest porn, too!
Dammit!
Er, isn't that irrelevant?!


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