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Welcome to the N-H-K (2006) - S01E01 - UDF vs Okay-Subs

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UDF (Dekinai (Oyasumi))
Okay-Subs (CR Edit)
There's no doubt about it.
There's no mistake.
This...
This is...
...is a conspiracy!
...a conspiracy!
That's right. All around me...
That's right, I...
...there's this large conspiracy.
I've gotten involved in a big...
A conspiracy of epic proportions...
...a big...
A conspiracy...
...an incredibly big...
...that has been engulfing me!
...conspiracy!
It feels like my mind has been out of sync lately.
My brain's been out of whack lately.
Is it because I sleep sixteen hours a day?
Maybe it's because I sleep sixteen hours a day.
Next door, the theme song from a bishoujo anime has been playing at full volume...
Pururin! Puddypuddypudding...
...every single day since last month.
I can hear that cutesy anime theme song blasting through from next door again.
I've memorized it. After being forced to listen to the song hundreds of times.
This has been going on every single day for a month.
In any case, who came up with the name Plrin?
Yeah, I get it already.
Is it about a jelly-like girl?
I've heard that verse hundreds of times.
That's not even human.
But man, I don't know what this "Pururin" thing's all about.
Does that mean she's a pudding-like girl?
Is she a bouncy-looking girl or something?
Quiet down!
Puddy puddy puddy puddy puddy Pururin!
That's not a human!
Or does it mean a girl that looks like a pudding?
I'm Pururin! Puddypudding!
Quiet!
Shut up!
Shut up!
That does it. My tolerance has reached its limit!
Today's the day! I'm not going to take this anymore!
Being forced to constantly listen to a song you don't even like is certainly not beneficial to one's mental health.
I hate this song! If I have to keep listening to it, I'm going to go crazy!
I'm going to complain!
I'm going to go complain!
It's no big deal. It's quite simple, in fact.
Yep, nothing to it.
All I have to do is open the door, take a few steps toward their room...
The plan is simple.
Then, knock...
I just have to open the door and walk a few steps to the next-door apartment.
...open it, and...
And then I'll knock, open the door and...
"Hey, neighbor! Turn it down, will you?"
You frickin' anime otaku! Turn that shit down!
...shout at the person like that.
I'll let him have it, just like that.
That's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
It's... as simple as that.
That's all I have to do!
Isn't he strange?
There must be something wrong with that guy.
I keep... hearing voices.
I heard voices.
Shouldn't he be ashamed of himself?
Doesn't he have any sense of shame?
Isn't he scary?
It's just creepy!
He's an idiot.
So stupid.
He shouldn't be walking outside.
I just want him to stop walking around the neighborhood.
Totally gross!
Eeeew! What a freak!
You're a nuisance.
So irritating!
Give me a break!
Give me a break!
It was the summer of my freshman year at college...
That was the summer when I was a college freshman.
I was on my way to the university on an extremely hot day.
I was on my way to school on a scorching hot day.
I...
I ran back to my apartment as if I were running away from it all.
...returned to my apartment as if I was running away from something.
And from that day forward, I stopped going outside.
...returned to my apartment as if I was running away from something.
Welcome to Garden Mania.
...returned to my apartment as if I was running away from something.
Today, we're going to talk about goldenrod.
...returned to my apartment as if I was running away from something.
...returned to my apartment as if I was running away from something.
Since that day,
I've avoided having to go outside.
Gardening Galore. Today's theme is the goldenrod.
Conspiracy.
Conspiracy...
Conspiracy...
Conspiracy... Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
Conspiracy... Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
Conspiracy... Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
Puddypuddypudding Pururin
Puddypuddypudding Pururin
Puddypuddypudding Pururin
Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
Conspiracy?!
There are conspiracies in this world.
The Columbia disaster was a Venusian conspiracy.
That's right, she was saying the same thing.
Brown-dyed hair is the beauty industry's conspiracy.
Society talks about conspiracies as if there's no doubt they exist.
Cedar pollen is the tissue industry's conspiracy.
But you know what?
Ninety-nine percent of all so-called "conspiracies" are just a big delusion.
Or they're lies spread by someone. Basically, they're a bunch of baloney.
So one percent of them actually are real?
I saw a younger student being bullied.
Kick his ass!
He was a student from our middle school.
I wanted to show off in front of her.
Conspiracy...
Conspiracy...
Conspiracy.
Hey, stop it!
In this world, conspiracies do exist.
Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
The Columbia disaster was a conspiracy set up by Venusians.
Hey, tell me something.
That's right. Even she said so.
Is this some kind of conspiracy too?
Hair coloring is one established by hair beauticians.
Stop talking!
It's true that the world talks about conspiracies as if they actually exist.
Homeroom isn't over yet!
Even hay fever is a conspiracy set up by the tissue industry.
Quiet please!
But senpai...
You're the noisiest one!
Ninety-nine percent of what people consider conspiracies are simply delusions...
Sato!
...or deliberate lies.
If you have something to say, raise your hand!
Thereby making them hoaxes.
Was that a conspiracy too?
Then...
This is a conspiracy too...
Does that make the remaining one percent legitimate?
This is too...
An underclassman was being bullied.
This is too... This is too... This is too...
Take this!
This is too!
He was a junior high student.
Is it all just a conspiracy?
I wanted to show senpai my virtuous side.
Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
Stop it!
Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
Please tell me, senpai.
Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
Is this some kind of conspiracy?
I get it!
Stop the chit-chat!
I must've gotten myself involved in a conspiracy! The elusive, less than one percent, genuine kind!
♪ Pururin purupuru rin ♪
Congratulations, Sato!
Quiet!
So you finally realized, huh?
You're the one who's being loud!
Yeah...
Satou-kun!
Things continuously going wrong for you
If you have something to say, raise your hand first!
was in fact a conspiracy to make you withdraw from society!
Was that... a conspiracy?
But who would plot a conspiracy like that?
Is this... a conspiracy?
Conspiracy broadcast incoming!
And this...
What's the matter, TV?
And this...
And this... and this... and this!
And this... and this... and this!
And this... and this... and this!
Is everything... part of a conspiracy?
Right. I've fallen into the one percent chance of being involved in an actual conspiracy...
Yeah.
The reason why nothing works out for you...
...is because everything was part of a conspiracy attempting to isolate you.
But, who would conspire against me?
It's a conspiracy wave!
A-Are you all right, Televi-kun?!
It's the N.H.K.!
It's the N.H.K.!
An attack from a sinister, secret society known as the N.H.K.!
That evil secret organization N.H.K. is attacking us!
N.H.K.?
N.H.K.?
I see!
I see!
Why haven't I noticed something this obvious before?
Why didn't I realize such a simple thing until now?
When you mention anime, you automatically think of otakus.
Anime comes hand in hand with otaku.
And otakus usually have sociological difficulties.
And otaku tend to be anti-social.
Such people also tend to become reclusive.
I'm Pururin, a magical alien who came from a magic planet!
People like that eventually become reclusive.
In other words,
In other words,
by airing funny anime, they are mass producing anime otaku.
the N.H.K. has been mass-producing anime otaku by showing them interesting anime,
Thus aren't they partly responsible for the emergence of such a significant number of NEETs?!
helping to create a massive outbreak of NEETs!
Which means, the N.H.K. is...!
Basically, the N.H.K. is...
Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai.
Nihon...
Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai.
Japan
Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai.
Hikikomori...
Welcome to the N.H.K.
Social-Withdrawal
I am the man who took notice of the conspiracy plotted by the Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai:
Kyokai!
Satou Tatsuhiro, twenty-two years old.
Association
A shut-in for three years already...
Welcome to the N.H.K.!
I am the man who became aware of the N.H.K.'s conspiracy:
Sato Tatsuhiro, 22 years old!
I've shut myself away from society for three years...
Almost four years now!
Almost four years now!
A certain karate expert took recluse in the mountains...
Karate masters of old would seclude themselves in the mountains
...and mastered the art of crushing boulders.
in order to master secret techniques that could break rock.
If one can gain such power by self-imposed isolation...
If secluding myself is the way to obtain strength,
I should have enough strength to break a beer bottle.
I should have cultivated enough power to crush this beer bottle by now.
Who's the one who broke the bottle?
Who broke the beer bottle?
It was me!
It was me!
Ouch! It stings! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Where's the first aid kit? Oww!
First aid kit... Good.
Oh, before that, I'd better do something about these shards!
Before that, I have to do something about the broken glass!
Come on, calm down!
Calm down. First, clean up all the glass.
First I have to clean up the shards, then treat this wound and...
Then treat my wound.
Get lost! I'm too busy right now!
Then—
I'm a NEET, you know!
Shut up! I'm preoccupied with other things!
It's gonna take more than that to get a NEET to open his front—
Besides, I'm a NEET.
Wait, is it a light bill collector?
NEETs aren't supposed to casually show their face to outsi—
Damn, I haven't sent them money for a while.
Wait a second... Could it be the utility bill collector?
If they turn off my electricity,
No! I haven't sent in a payment in a while.
I won't be able to live my NEET life comfortably anymore!
If the electricity is cut,
That's a big problem!
I won't be able to live a comfortable NEET life.
Y-Yes!
That's... not good at all!
Jeez, I know they heard me!
Coming!
Coming!
Damn! I responded, you know.
Huh?
Yes?
Oh! I didn't know you were in there!
My, you were home after all!
We're sorry to bother you, but—
Sorry to bother you, but—
A-Are you all right? Your face is bleeding!
A-Are you okay? There's blood on your face...
I-I-I'm fine.
Er, no problem... at all... Thanks.
Okay...
Oh, I see.
Oh, we've been distributing this pamphlet for free.
The thing is, we are handing out these complimentary booklets.
Huh?
Here is this month's special feature.
It's this month's special article. Have you ever heard of NEETs before?
Do you know what a NEET is?
It's about the people who shut themselves away from society, refusing to go to school or work.
It is a person who doesn't go to work or school and secludes themselves in their home.
It's become a serious social issue these days...
It is a major social problem right now...
Does this lady know that I've been shutting myself away from society?
Could this woman know I'm a hikikomori?
Is it possible that I'm a well-known NEET in this town?
Could it be that I'm a well-known NEET in the neighborhood?
Is that it?!
Is that the case?
Would you be interested in this?
Are you interested in it?
If so, please take a look at it and...
In that case, please take a closer look at—
Me? A NEET?! Give me a break!
I'm a NEET, you say?
All right, supposedly I haven't talked to anyone for almost a year.
That's ridiculous.
Dropping out of college because I couldn't deal with people, sitting around unemployed...
Don't tell me... I haven't spoken to anyone in almost a year?
And on top of that, having no hope for the future...
On top of that, a college dropout and unemployed as well?
totally doesn't describe me!
And the fact I've already lost hope in the future? What kind of story is that?
"Are you doing okay?"
"Are you okay?" Of course I'm okay!
Hell yeah, I'm okay, thank you very much!
I'm...!
I... I...
I'm...
No one would go through this pain if a little prayer could heal their social anxiety.
If I could cure my hikikomori self by praying, I wouldn't be struggling as much as I am now.
What can you possibly understand about it,
What do you know?
when I can't understand a damn thing about it myself!
When I don't even know myself...
You would never understand it!
There's no way you could understand me!
Misaki! Come on, let's go.
Misaki-chan! Come on, let's go.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Misaki-chan!
Misaki!
To be honest, I know what I have to do.
As a matter of fact, I do know what I should be doing about this.
Go out immediately and start doing something, like working a part-time job.
I should get out there right now and find a part-time job or something.
That way, the rumor of a NEET living in this room won't spread.
And if I did that, that rumor about a NEET living here would be just a lie.
Even that girl would think the reason I was home, was because I had a day off.
Then, I'm sure that girl would think I just happened to be home because I was off today.
Misaki...
Misaki...
Handkerchief, tissues, wallet...
I've got a handkerchief, pocket tissues, my wallet, and my resume.
Resumé...
I've heard that you guys are hiring... I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"I came by after I saw the notice for a part-time job..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"Excuse me, I heard you were hiring part-time..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"Pardon me, I read the ad about the part-time job..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring... I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"I came to apply for the part-time job..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"I would like to apply for the part-time job..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"I came by after I saw the notice for a part-time job..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring... I've heard that you guys are hiring...
"Excuse me, I heard you were hiring part-time..."
I've heard that you guys are hiring.
"Pardon me, I read the ad for the part-time job..."
All right!
"I heard you were hiring people for part-time work."
Excuse me, um...
"I came by when I heard you were hiring people for a part-time position."
I've heard that... you...
Good.
...you...
E-Er... Excuse me?
You?
I came by...
You... You...
By...
"I've heard that you..." What?
By...
Y-Y-You...
By?
You like motorcycles? I do!
By...
You can become the wind, you know.
By...
There's nothing like the sound of that engine!
What did you come... by for?
Wanna go for a ride together? What do you think?
...by...
But to tell you the truth, I've never even ridden a motorcycle before! Yup!
Do you like bikes?
Err...
I like them a lot.
Okay, bye.
You can really become one with the wind.
I'm gonna kill myself!
I can't get enough of the thrust from the engine.
But I already know that trying to kill myself like this isn't gonna work.
How about coming along with me next time for some touring?
Because I'll just pass out
Then again, it's not like I've ever driven a bike before.
and my grip will weaken before I die.
Bye.
Why was she, of all girls, there?
I want to die!
Should a servant of God be working a part-time job?
However, I know you can't kill yourself like this.
Well, I guess even a servant of God needs money.
That's because you'll pass out before you suffocate yourself, loosening your grip.
After all, she's just flesh and blood.
Of all people, why did she have to be there?
That's right, she's flesh and blood.
Is it even okay for someone who is dedicating her life to God, to be working part-time?
I shouldn't! I shouldn't be doing this!
Then again... Even the devout need money.
No!
She's human, after all.
I shouldn't!
Which means... She does human things...
God is watching me!
It's a sin to be doing something like this...
Now that I think about it, there's no way the electric company would actually send someone to my house
No...!
to collect outstanding bills from me nowadays.
Absolutely not!
So ignoring this won't affect my life in any way.
The Lord... is watching.
In fact, I should ignore it.
Now that I think about it,
Because I carelessly opened the door yesterday,
the people from the electric company wouldn't come all the way here to make a collection.
I was... I was...
So it wouldn't make any difference whether I ignore the doorbell or not.
I take that back. It's best if I ignore it.
Yesterday,
because I absentmindedly opened the door...
I...
I...!
That girl...
That girl...
Did she come all the way to deliver this to me?
Did she come all the way to drop this off for me?
"Satou Tatsuhiro-dono, you have been chosen for my grand project."
Mr. Sato Tatsuhiro,
"Please come to the Mita Fourth District Park at 9 P.M."
you have been chosen for my project.
"Nakahara Misaki."
Therefore, please come to Mita Park on 4th Street at 9:00 tonight.
This is too direct for religious solicitation.
Nakahara Misaki.
I don't think anyone would be fooled by this.
If this is about soliciting me for her religion, she's not doing a good job at all.
However, that's their strategy.
It's hard to believe anyone would fall for this.
Using young women in order to gather young men.
But at the same time, this is how they get you.
It's an ancient ploy.
Using young girls to lure young men...
She's such a slutty girl.
It's an old trick.
Does she think I'm going to fall for this?
She must be a promiscuous girl.
Ah, Satou-kun!
Why would I fall for a girl like that?
Come, Satou-kun...
Aah! Sato!
That's downright idiotic!
Come to me, Sato.
"Please come to the Mita Fourth District Park at 9 P.M."
This is ridiculous!
That park is the only place besides home where I can relax.
Please come to Mita Park on 4th Street at 9:00 tonight.
I was thinking...
Actually, that park is the only place I can relax outside of this room.
...of relaxing at that park tonight.
And I was thinking about going to the park to relax tonight.
I can't allow that strange letter to confuse me...
I shouldn't let some bizarre letter like that interfere with my schedule.
...and throw my schedule off.
That's right.
That's right.
I was going to that park from the beginning!
I was already planning to go to the park!
There was something important I overlooked.
I realized that I overlooked one big possibility in all this.
The possibility that the letter was a prank.
It's possible that the letter was just a joke.
If that ends up being the case, I'll be laughed at for coming out here at this time.
If that's the case, I'm the biggest clown for being here right now.
What am I saying?!
What am I saying?!
I was going to come here anyway!
I was already planning to come here anyway!
Why did you run away this afternoon?
Why did you run away this afternoon?
The store is short on people right now, so you would have been hired on the spot.
I was going to hire you right then and there because we've been short-staffed.
Were you afraid of working in the outside world, after all?
Did you get scared of going outside and working?
So you're a hikikomori.
Since you're a shut-in?
But you'll be fine.
But I'm sure you'll be fine.
Since I know how to cure you of your hikikomori ways.
Because I know how you can set yourself free.
Besides, I've known about you for a while now, Satou-kun.
Huh?
I came to rescue you, Satou-kun.
Besides, I've known about you for a long time.
I've come to rescue you.
Welcome to the Project!
Welcome to the Project!
You can't run away!
I mustn't run away!
This is Hitomi's plea.
This is Hitomi's request.
You can write the script, can't you?!
You can write the script, can't you?!
The next episode, Welcome to the Creator!
Next episode, "Welcome to the Creator!"


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