Soul Eater - S01E01 - Coalgirls vs AllHailExcalibur

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A sound "soul"
A sound "soul"
dwells within a sound mind
dwells within a sound mind
and a sound body.
and a sound body.
Death Weapon Meister Academy...
...popularly known as Shibusen.
...popularly known as the DWMA.
It is an institution to train weapons and meisters,
It is an institution to train weapons and meisters,
established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
the demon gods who plunged the entire world into the depths of terror,
the demon gods who plunged the entire world into the depths of terror,
drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
and nearly destroyed everything,
and nearly destroyed everything,
from ever being born again.
from ever being born again.
The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.
The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.
Why is it a technical school, anyway?
Why is it a technical school, anyway?
Oh well. Now then,
Oh well. Now then,
let's all get ourselves duly keyed up, and get going!
let's all get ourselves duly keyed up, and get going!
More power...
More power...
More...
More...
power...!
power...!
Soul Eater, that's him.
Soul Eater, that's him.
Yeah, Maka, no question. His soul is now a Kishin egg.
Yeah, Maka, no question. His soul is now a Kishin egg.
He's not human.
He's not human.
Souls that have left the human path
Souls that have left the human path
run the risk of transforming into a Kishin.
run the risk of transforming into a Kishin.
In the name of Lord Death, purge him, and recover his soul.
In the name of Shinigami-sama, purge him, and recover his soul.
What's the matter, Maka?
What's the matter, Maka?
Just as he isn't human, I am a weapon.
Just as he isn't human, I am a weapon.
Although, I usually take the form of a human.
Although, I usually take the form of a human.
My form isn't the issue here.
My form isn't the issue here.
The issue is souls!
The issue is souls!
I know.
I know.
Mass murderer Jack the Ripper,
Mass murderer Jack the Ripper,
your soul is mine!
your soul is mine!
The weapon and meister are two in one!
The weapon and meister are two in one!
Let's go, Soul!
Let's go, Soul!
Yeah!
Yeah!
This will be our 99th soul!!
This will be our 99th soul!!
"I thank thee for this meal."
"I thank thee for this meal."
Recovery complete.
Recovery complete.
At long last, we've put away our 99th soul
At long last, we've put away our 99th soul
that had turned into a Kishin egg, huh?
that had turned into a Kishin egg, huh?
Only one more to go.
Only one more to go.
Once I eat the soul of a witch,
Once I eat the soul of a witch,
I will become Lord Death's weapon, a Death Scythe.
I will become Shinigami-sama's weapon, a Death Scythe.
That will also increase my male coolness factor even more.
That will also increase my male coolness factor even more.
I'm going to go report our current status to Lord Death.
I'm going to go report our current status to Shinigami-sama.
The number to the Death Room is...
The number to the Death Room is...
42-42-564.
42-42-564.
Hello, hello, Lord Death?
Hello, hello, Shinigami-sama?
This is Meister Maka.
It's Meister Maka.
Ohh...?
Ohh...?
Maka, how are you? How are things going?
Maka-chan, how are you?...how are things going?
We just recovered our 99th. We only have one left—a witch's soul.
We just recovered our 99th. We only have one left—a witch's soul.
Maka, you really do take after your mother,
Maka-chan, you really do take after your mother,
in being a fine scythemeister.
in being a fine scythe-meister.
Hey, Soul Eater!
Hey, Soul Eater!
If you try anything with Maka, then I, as Death Scythe—no,
If you try anything with Maka, then I, as Death Scythe—no,
as her father, will kill you, you dimwit.
as her father, will kill you, you dimwit.
Shut up, will you? There's no way someone as cool as me
Shut up, will you? There's no way someone as cool as me
is suited to be with a short-stacked girl like this.
would go for a girl with such small breasts.
What did you say?!
What did you say?!
Are you saying my Maka doesn't have any appeal?!
Are you saying my Maka doesn't have any appeal?!
You can try a little something with her! You are a man, right?!
You can try a little something with her! You are a man, right?!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Maka, I love you.
Maka, I love you.
No way! Papa, I don't think of you as being my father.
No way! Papa, I don't think of you as being my father.
Well, family matters aside,
Well, family matters aside,
following the recovery of 99 souls that have left the human path—
following the recovery of 99 souls that have left the human path—
which is to say, souls that have turned into Kishin eggs—
which is to say, souls that have turned into Kishin eggs—
as well as one witch soul,
as well as one witch soul,
is when you first earn the right to become a Death Scythe.
is when you first earn the right to become a Death Scythe.
The issue, then, becomes that soul.
The issue, then, becomes that soul.
I've seen so many meisters lose their lives battling witches
I've seen so many meisters lose their lives battling witches
that it really bothers me.
that it really bothers me.
Watch yourself, Maka.
Watch yourself, Maka-chan.
Maka... your papa...
Maka... your papa...
Make yourself an exceptional Scythe,
Make yourself an exceptional Scythe,
one that rivals the Death Scythe your mother made, okay?
one that rivals the Death Scythe your mother made, okay?
your papa only wants...
your papa only wants...
Right.
Right.
Also, be careful not to make any mistakes.
Also, be careful not to make any mistakes.
That last one is a witch's soul, after all.
That last one is a witch's soul, after all.
If you mess up, you forfeit all the other Kishin eggs
If you mess up, you forfeit all the other Kishin eggs
you've recovered up to now.
you've recovered up to now.
We know.
We know.
Expect the best from us, Lord Death.
Expect the best from us, Shinigami-sama.
Okay then, with that in mind...
Okay then, with that in mind...
Maka...!
Maka...!
Uh, you're being a little noisy there.
Uh, you're being a little noisy there.
Maka!!
Makaaaaa!!
Knock it off, or I'll bring out the Reaper Chop!
Knock it off, or I'll bring out the Shinigami Chop!
Tell me that before you bring it out.
Tell me that before you bring it out.
"Resonance of the Soul — Will Soul Eater Become a Death Scythe?"
♪ Whatever I look at becomes my captive ♪
♪ I am a cute, pretty lady ♪
Do my back next.
Do my back next.
Still, though,
♪ I like pumpkins ♪
♪ Pump-pumpkin, pumpkin ♪
♪ That is my magic ♪
Blair the Witch is in that house, right?
Blair the Witch is in that house, right?
A pumpkin, huh? That's cool.
A pumpkin, huh? That's cool.
This is gonna taste good. It's not very manly to sneak our way in.
This is gonna taste good. It's not very manly to sneak our way in.
I'm going to devour her head-on!
I'm going to devour her head-on!
No, I say! She's not like the others we've faced up to now—
No, I say! She's not like the others we've faced up to now—
Here goes!
Here goes!
Hold on!
Hold on!
N-Naked...?
N-Naked...?
Oh, my. What's the matter, sonny?
Oh my.... what's the matter, boy?
A cool man is used to seeing women naked.
A cool man is used to seeing women naked.