Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks? (2019) - S01E01 - CR vs FEFsubs

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“Question: Are you close to your mom?”
“Question: Are you close to your mom?”
About average, I guess.
About average, I guess.
“Question: Do you talk with your mom? How much do you talk with your mom?”
“Question: Do you talk with your mom? How much do you talk with your mom?”
Average.
Average.
Ma-kun, how's school? Tell me if anything bad happens, okay?
Ma-kun, how's school? Tell me if anything bad happens, okay?
I'll make sure I'm there for you!
I'll make sure I'm there for you!
"Question. What has your mother said to you that made you happy?"
Not much.
Not much.
Question: What has your mother said to you lately that made you happy? Not much.
Ma-kun...
Ma-kun...
Here's sesame, thousand island, and Asian dressing for your salad.
Here's sesame, thousand island, and Asian dressing for your salad.
"Question. What has your mother said to you lately that made you upset?"
"Question. What has your mother said to you lately that made you upset?"
Ma-kun, are you listening to your mother?
Ma-kun, are you listening to your mother?
Hey, come on, Ma-kun...
Hey, come on, Ma-kun...
Huh? What are you writing, Ma-kun?
Huh? What are you writing, Ma-kun?
Don't look at my stuff! You're in the way!
Don't look at my stuff! You're in the way!
It's really annoying when she calls me by a nickname.
It's really annoying when she calls me by a nickname.
"Question. If you went on an adventure with your mother, would you get closer?"
"Question. If you went on an adventure with your mother, would you get closer?"
What? Talk about a stupid question.
What? Talk about a stupid question.
Maybe, I guess? No idea.
Maybe, I guess? No idea.
Masato Oosuki.
Oosuki Masato.
The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure... But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?
#1 The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure... But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?
Hello. My name is Masumi Shirase.
Hello. My name is Shirase Masumi.
I'm informing you that I'm here as part of a survey the Cabinet Office is doing.
I'm informing you that I'm here as part of a survey the Cabinet Office is doing.
Since “Shirase” means to inform.
Since “Shirase” means to inform.
H-Hi. Did you need to introduce yourself with a bad pun?
H-Hi. Did you need to introduce yourself with a bad pun?
I'm informing you that,
I'm informing you that,
since so many kids made fun of me when I was little, I decided to just own it.
since so many kids made fun of me when I was little, I decided to just own it.
That's one way to live, I guess.
That's one way to live, I guess.
- Listen, Ma-kun, Shirase brought us big news— - Mamako.
Listen, Ma-kun, Shirase brought us big news—
Mamako-san.
Y-Yes?
Y-Yes?
I'll be the one to inform him of that. Because I am Shirase.
I'll be the one to inform him of that. Because I am Shirase.
And informing people is my job!
And informing people is my job!
Ma-kun, I'll go do something else for a while.
Ma-kun, I'll go do something else for a while.
Now then.
Now then.
Cutting to the chase, I am here to inform you that you will now begin a new life.
Cutting to the chase, I am here to inform you that you will now begin a new life.
Huh?
Huh?
First, a question.
First, a question.
In a survey conducted by the Cabinet Office, it was revealed that many users of online games
In a survey conducted by the Cabinet Office, it was revealed that many users of online games
desire to actually enter the world of a video game.
desire to actually enter the world of a video game.
Do you feel the same way?
Do you feel the same way?
Sure, if that were possible, but that's not something—
Sure, if that were possible, but that's not something—
Now!
Now!
And now I hit the enter key!
And now I hit the enter key!
Is this... Could it be?
Is this... Could it be?
Yes, it's just what you think!
Yes, it's just what you think!
It is... It is!
It is... It is!
It's sending me to the world of the game!
It's sending me to the world of the game!
Ma-kun, wait!
Ma-kun, wait!
Mom... I'm sorry, I'm going.
Mom... I'm sorry, I'm going.
I was always so embarrassed around you, so I said the most awful things.
I was always so embarrassed around you, so I said the most awful things.
Ma-kun!
Ma-kun!
Ma-kun!
Ma-kun!
But now, if I can go on an incredible adventure and become stronger...
But now, if I can go on an incredible adventure and become stronger...
Wait!
Wait!
Maybe I can be more honest around you.
Maybe I can be more honest around you.
Ma-kun!
Ma-kuuuun!
Someday, I'll come back, I swear it!
Someday, I'll come back, I swear it!
And when I do, I hope I can hug you tight and tell you, “I'm home.”
And when I do, I hope I can hug you tight and tell you, “I'm home.”
A fairy?
A fairy?
There were things like this in the online game I played...
There were things like this in the online game I played...
But seriously?
But seriously?
Seriously?
Seriously?
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm really here, inside a game world!
I'm really here, inside a game world!
I made it! Hello, unreality!
I made it! Hello, unreality!
This is it! This is what I was waiting for!
This is it! This is what I was waiting for!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ma-kun, you meanie.
Ma-kun, you meanie.
I told you to wait so I could come with you, but you didn't wait at all!
I told you to wait so I could come with you, but you didn't wait at all!
You made me really sad!
You made me really sad!
Here we go.
Here we go.
It's time to go on lots of fun adventures with your mom, Ma-kun!
It's time to go on lots of fun adventures with your mom, Ma-kun!
Wha... What the hell?
Wha... What the hell?
Step, step, step.
Step, step, step.
Teleportation Palace
Welcome! I am the King, the master of Teleportation Palace.
Welcome! I am the King, the master of Teleportation Palace.
Before we begin, tell me your names.
Before we begin, tell me your names.
I am Mamako Oosuki!
I am Oosuki Mamako!
This is Ma-kun, my son!
This is Ma-kun, my son!
Mamako and her son Ma-kun, yes? Now then—
Mamako-dono and her son Ma-kun-dono, yes? Now then—
Hang on a second, Your Highness.
Hang on a second, Your Highness.
My name is Masato! Masato!
My name is Masato!
Ma-sa-to!
Alright. I'll register it that way.
Alright. I'll register it that way.
Registered
Could that be an initial account registration?
Could that be an initial account registration?
Indeed!
Indeed!
Registered
Seriously?
Seriously?
Also, once you register, you can't change anything!
Also, once you register, you can't change anything!
Why didn’t you say so?
Why didn’t you say so?
Oh crap! I registered with my real name!
Oh crap! I registered with my real name!
No! Don't play the fanfare!
No! Don't play "Pa-pa-ra"!
Now then, allow me to present you with your basic stats.
Now then, allow me to present you with your basic stats.
Accept them!
Accept them!
So my class is normal hero, huh?
So my class is normal hero, huh?
Mamako Normal Hero's Mother (Combat Yes / Crafting No) Mamako's Clothes
Um, Your Highness
Um, Your Highness, what does it mean that my class is normal hero?
what does it mean that my class is normal hero?
Normal means normal.
Normal means normal.
You're not expected to do anything as grand as save the world.
You're not expected to do anything as grand as save the world.
A normal level of closeness. A normal level of happiness.
A normal level of closeness. A normal level of happiness.
As the embodiment of what you are, a normal hero and a normal hero's mom,
As the embodiment of what you are, a normal hero and a normal hero's mom,