Upotte!! (2012) - S01E01 - CR vs Commie

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400 행
189 추가
393 행
CR
Commie
Keep Chamber Empty in the School Building
Keep Chamber Empty In the School Building
Funco-chan.
Funko.
I finally found them.
I finally found them.
I have Ichiroku and Eru here.
Sixteen and Elle are here.
Thanks, Sig-chan.
Thanks, Sig.
So, what did you need?
So, what did you need?
I wanted Fujiko-sensei,
I wanted Ms. Fujiko
from the high school section, to help with the beach school leaflets.
from the high school section to help with the beach school leaflets.
Beach School Middle and High School Sections Combined!! July 10-13 Rain or Shine
What?
What?
You mean that really strict-looking teacher?
You mean that really strict-looking teacher?
She's German, right?
She's German, right?
She's so pretty.
She's so pretty.
That's right. Stopping power is attractive.
It's true. Stopping power is attractive.
England, Switzerland, Belgium.
English, Swiss, Belgian.
All you Europeans...
All you Europeans...
What's wrong, America?
What's wrong, America?
Let's get going.
Let's get going.
Fujiko-sensei!
Ms. Fujiko!
Fal's younger sister and her followers.
Fal's younger sister and her followers.
Followers?
Followers?
We're not her followers.
We're not her followers.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Why are you over here?
What are you doing over here?
Well, I was asked to see to the flower bed here,
Well, I was asked to take care of the flower bed here,
but I was unsure which vegetable to plant during the summer.
but I don't know which vegetable to plant during the summer.
You're planting them in the flower bed?
You're planting them in the flower bed?
That's correct.
That's correct.
It might be too late for summer vegetables,
It might be too late for summer vegetables,
but perhaps bro-kill-oli would work.
but perhaps broccoli would work.
Bro-kill-oli...
Broccoli...
Bro-kill-oli...
Broccoli...
Does broccoli have pretty flowers?
Does broccoli have pretty flowers?
No clue.
No clue.
I care nothing for that.
I couldn't care less about that.
What is the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway?
What's the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway?
It's supposed to be a bed of flowers...
It's supposed to be a flower bed...
She sure is German.
She's German, all right.
She's German, all right.
You know, there are flowers that can be eaten.
Definitely.
There are flowers that can be eaten, you know.
Like edible chrysanthemums.
Like edible chrysanthemums.
I know that. Those over there, right?
I knew that. Those over there, right?
They didn't really taste that, uh...
They didn't really taste that, uh...
Those are dandelions.
Those are dandelions.
The Japanese variety are bitter, and—
The Japanese variety are bitter, and—
What?! So that's why they were so bitter!
What?! That's why they were so bitter!
She ate some...
She tasted some...
She ate them?
She ate them?
Well, regardless...
Well, regardless...
There appears to have been some sort of error,
There appears to have been some sort of error,
so a new teacher is coming to your section.
so your section is getting a new teacher soon.
Hmm? You mean the middle school?
Oh? You mean the middle school?
Correct.
Correct.
What do you mean by error?
What do you mean by error?
No clue.
No clue.
But something seems to have gone awry.
But something seems to have gone awry.
What the heck?
What the heck?
I wonder what they'll be like.
I wonder what they'll be like.
Grip and Hold!
Grip and hold!
Grip and Hold!
Seishou Academy
This isn't good...
This isn't good...
The shrine isn't on the map.
The shrine isn't on the map.
I did it! I got it!
I did it! I got it!
That was so cool, Onii-chan!
That was so cool, Brother!
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
You have to knock over the stand, as well.
You have to knock over the stand too.
You never said that!
You never said that!
I didn't tell you?
I didn't tell you?
That isn't fair.
That isn't fair.
If you're not happy, you can give it another go.
If you want,
Let's just stop, Onii-chan.
you can give it another go.
Let's just stop, Brother.
Come on...
Come on...
Thanks.
Thanks.
This Onee-chan will win it for you.
How about you let your big sister win it for you?
Wow!
Wow!
You're really good!
You're really good!
Not at all.
Not at all.
Anyway, I got the stand, too.
Anyway, I got the stand too.
Give the prize to these kids.
Give the prize to these kids.
No way.
No way.
What?! Why? I didn't cheat or anything!
What? I didn't cheat or anything!
That uniform...
That uniform...
You're from Seishou Academy, right?
You're from Seishou Academy, right?
You're a pro shot.
You're a pro shot.
That didn't count.
That didn't count.
That's terrible... You can't do that!
That's terrible! You can't do that!
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
Then, may I give it a try?
Then, may I give it a try?
I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by.
I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by.
If you're an amateur, then I don't mind...
If you're an amateur, then I don't mind...
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
His stance is ideal...
His stance is ideal...
A secure grip, resting on the cheek,
A secure grip, resting on the cheek,
as if he doesn't even notice the small stock.
while not pressuring the small stock.
He isn't holding on to the rifle.
He isn't holding on to the rifle.
His grip is so gentle, it looks like an extension of his own body.
It looks more like an extension of his body.
He shifted his center of balance slightly forward,
He's holding it that gently.
He slightly shifted his center of balance forward
to guard against recoil.
to guard against recoil.
And he's in the forward leaning position.
And he's in the forward leaning position.
His eye level is too high to aim a gun with no sight...
His eye level's too high to aim a gun without a sight...
It's... It's almost like he's using...
It's... It's almost like he's using a stance for firing an assault rifle.
a stance for firing an assault rifle.
I'm about to shoot...
I'm about to shoot...
My hammer's going to fire...
My hammer's
Ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-dump
going to fire...
Smack
Ah! Hang on!
Ah, w-wait...
Aim better!
Aim better!
Skeleton keychain with no practical use
Bye!
Bye!
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm really exhausted now...
I'm really exhausted now...
Hey, you. Hold up.
Hey, you. Hold up.
So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post.
So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post.
I had them send a map, but I still got lost.
I had them send a map, but I still got lost.
I heard a new teacher was coming,
I heard a new teacher was coming,
but I never expected to run into you there.
but I never expected to run into you there.
So what's Seishou Academy like?
So what's Seishou Academy like?
You don't know anything about our school?
You don't know anything about our school?
No.
No.
Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school.
Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school.
Oh yeah...
Oh yeah...