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CR
Commie
Keep Chamber Empty
in
the School Building
Keep Chamber Empty
In
the School Building
Fun
co-chan
.
Fun
ko
.
I finally found them.
I finally found them.
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I have Ichiroku
and
Eru
here.
Sixteen
and
Elle are
here.
Thanks, Sig
-chan
.
Thanks, Sig
.
So, what did you need?
So, what did you need?
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I wanted
Fujiko
-sensei,
I wanted
Ms.
Fujiko
from the high school section
,
to help with the beach school leaflets.
from the high school section
to help with the beach school leaflets.
Beach School Middle and High School Sections Combined!! July 10-13 Rain or Shine
What?
What?
You mean that really strict-looking teacher?
You mean that really strict-looking teacher?
She's German, right?
She's German, right?
She's so pretty.
She's so pretty.
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That
's
right
. Stopping power is attractive.
It
's
true
. Stopping power is attractive.
England, Switzerland
, Belgi
um
.
English, Swiss
, Belgi
an
.
All you Europeans...
All you Europeans...
What's wrong, America?
What's wrong, America?
Let's get going.
Let's get going.
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Fujiko
-sensei
!
Ms.
Fujiko
!
Fal's younger sister and her followers.
Fal's younger sister and her followers.
Followers?
Followers?
We're not her followers.
We're not her followers.
Yeah...
Yeah...
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Why
are you
over here?
What
are you
doing
over here?
Well, I was asked to
see to
the flower bed here,
Well, I was asked to
take care of
the flower bed here,
but I
was unsure
which vegetable to plant during the summer.
but I
don't know
which vegetable to plant during the summer.
You're planting them in the flower bed?
You're planting them in the flower bed?
That's correct.
That's correct.
It might be too late for summer vegetables,
It might be too late for summer vegetables,
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but perhaps
bro-kill-oli
would work.
but perhaps
broccoli
would work.
Bro-kill-oli
...
Broccoli
...
Bro-kill-oli
...
Broccoli
...
Does broccoli have pretty flowers?
Does broccoli have pretty flowers?
No clue.
No clue.
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I
care
nothing for
that.
I
couldn't
care
less about
that.
What
i
s the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway?
What
'
s the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway?
It's supposed to be a
bed of
flower
s
...
It's supposed to be a
flower
bed
...
She sure is German.
She's German, all right.
She's German, all right.
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You know, there
are flowers that can be eaten
.
Definitely.
There
are flowers that can be eaten
, you know
.
Like edible chrysanthemums.
Like edible chrysanthemums.
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I kn
o
w that. Those over there, right?
I kn
e
w that. Those over there, right?
They didn't really taste that, uh...
They didn't really taste that, uh...
Those are dandelions.
Those are dandelions.
The Japanese variety are bitter, and—
The Japanese variety are bitter, and—
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What?!
So t
hat's why they were so bitter!
What?!
T
hat's why they were so bitter!
She
ate
some...
She
tasted
some...
She ate them?
She ate them?
Well, regardless...
Well, regardless...
There appears to have been some sort of error,
There appears to have been some sort of error,
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so
a new teacher
is coming to your section.
so
your section is getting
a new teacher
soon.
Hmm
? You mean the middle school?
Oh
? You mean the middle school?
Correct.
Correct.
What do you mean by error?
What do you mean by error?
No clue.
No clue.
But something seems to have gone awry.
But something seems to have gone awry.
What the heck?
What the heck?
I wonder what they'll be like.
I wonder what they'll be like.
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Grip and
Hold!
Grip and
h
old!
Grip and H
old!
Seishou Academy
This isn't good...
This isn't good...
The shrine isn't on the map.
The shrine isn't on the map.
I did it! I got it!
I did it! I got it!
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That was so cool,
Onii-chan
!
That was so cool,
Brother
!
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
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You have to knock over the stand
, as well
.
You have to knock over the stand
too
.
You never said that!
You never said that!
I didn't tell you?
I didn't tell you?
That isn't fair.
That isn't fair.
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If you
're not happy,
you can give it another go.
If you
want,
Let's just stop,
Onii-chan
.
you can give it another go.
Let's just stop,
Brother
.
Come on...
Come on...
Thanks.
Thanks.
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This Onee-chan will
win it for you
.
How about you let your big sister
win it for you
?
Wow!
Wow!
You're really good!
You're really good!
Not at all.
Not at all.
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Anyway, I got the stand
,
too.
Anyway, I got the stand
too.
Give the prize to these kids.
Give the prize to these kids.
No way.
No way.
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What?
! Why?
I didn't cheat or anything!
What?
I didn't cheat or anything!
That uniform...
That uniform...
You're from Seishou Academy, right?
You're from Seishou Academy, right?
You're a pro shot.
You're a pro shot.
That didn't count.
That didn't count.
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That's terrible
...
You can't do that!
That's terrible
!
You can't do that!
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
Then, may I give it a try?
Then, may I give it a try?
I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by.
I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by.
If you're an amateur, then I don't mind...
If you're an amateur, then I don't mind...
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
His stance is ideal...
His stance is ideal...
A secure grip, resting on the cheek,
A secure grip, resting on the cheek,
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as if he doesn't even notice
the small stock.
while not pressuring
the small stock.
He isn't holding on to the rifle.
He isn't holding on to the rifle.
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His grip is so gentle, it
looks
like an extension of his
own
body.
It
looks
more
like an extension of his
body.
He
shifted his center of balance
slightly
forward
,
He
's holding it that gently.
He slightly
shifted his center of balance
forward
to guard against recoil.
to guard against recoil.
And he's in the forward leaning position.
And he's in the forward leaning position.
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His eye level
i
s too high to aim a gun with
no
sight...
His eye level
'
s too high to aim a gun with
out a
sight...
It's... It's almost like he's using
...
It's... It's almost like he's using
a stance for firing an assault rifle.
a stance for firing an assault rifle.
I'm about to shoot...
I'm about to shoot...
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My hammer's
going to fire...
My hammer's
Ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-dump
going to fire...
Smack
Ah! Hang on!
Ah, w-wait...
Aim better!
Aim better!
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Skeleton keychain with no practical use
Bye!
Bye!
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm really exhausted now...
I'm really exhausted now...
Hey, you. Hold up.
Hey, you. Hold up.
So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post.
So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post.
I had them send a map, but I still got lost.
I had them send a map, but I still got lost.
I heard a new teacher was coming,
I heard a new teacher was coming,
but I never expected to run into you there.
but I never expected to run into you there.
So what's Seishou Academy like?
So what's Seishou Academy like?
You don't know anything about our school?
You don't know anything about our school?
No.
No.
Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school.
Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school.
Oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
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CR Keep Chamber Empty in the School Building Funco-chan. I finally found them. I have Ichiroku and Eru here. Thanks, Sig-chan. So, what did you need? I wanted Fujiko-sensei, from the high school section, to help with the beach school leaflets. Beach School Middle and High School Sections Combined!! July 10-13 Rain or Shine What? You mean that really strict-looking teacher? She's German, right? She's so pretty. That's right. Stopping power is attractive. England, Switzerland, Belgium. All you Europeans... What's wrong, America? Let's get going. Fujiko-sensei! Fal's younger sister and her followers. Followers? We're not her followers. Yeah... Why are you over here? Well, I was asked to see to the flower bed here, but I was unsure which vegetable to plant during the summer. You're planting them in the flower bed? That's correct. It might be too late for summer vegetables, but perhaps bro-kill-oli would work. Bro-kill-oli... Bro-kill-oli... Does broccoli have pretty flowers? No clue. I care nothing for that. What is the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway? It's supposed to be a bed of flowers... She sure is German. She's German, all right. You know, there are flowers that can be eaten. Like edible chrysanthemums. I know that. Those over there, right? They didn't really taste that, uh... Those are dandelions. The Japanese variety are bitter, and— What?! So that's why they were so bitter! She ate some... She ate them? Well, regardless... There appears to have been some sort of error, so a new teacher is coming to your section. Hmm? You mean the middle school? Correct. What do you mean by error? No clue. But something seems to have gone awry. What the heck? I wonder what they'll be like. Grip and Hold! Grip and Hold! Seishou Academy This isn't good... The shrine isn't on the map. I did it! I got it! That was so cool, Onii-chan! That's too bad. You have to knock over the stand, as well. You never said that! I didn't tell you? That isn't fair. If you're not happy, you can give it another go. Let's just stop, Onii-chan. Come on... Thanks. This Onee-chan will win it for you. Wow! You're really good! Not at all. Anyway, I got the stand, too. Give the prize to these kids. No way. What?! Why? I didn't cheat or anything! That uniform... You're from Seishou Academy, right? You're a pro shot. That didn't count. That's terrible... You can't do that! It's not happening. Then, may I give it a try? I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by. If you're an amateur, then I don't mind... Who is this guy? His stance is ideal... A secure grip, resting on the cheek, as if he doesn't even notice the small stock. He isn't holding on to the rifle. His grip is so gentle, it looks like an extension of his own body. He shifted his center of balance slightly forward, to guard against recoil. And he's in the forward leaning position. His eye level is too high to aim a gun with no sight... It's... It's almost like he's using... a stance for firing an assault rifle. I'm about to shoot... My hammer's going to fire... Ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-dump Smack Ah, w-wait... Aim better! Skeleton keychain with no practical use Bye! Sorry. I'm really exhausted now... Hey, you. Hold up. So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post. I had them send a map, but I still got lost. I heard a new teacher was coming, but I never expected to run into you there. So what's Seishou Academy like? You don't know anything about our school? No. Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school. Oh yeah... That guy at the booth mentioned something about your being a pro shooter. Is there some kind of shooting club? Actually, we're guns. Huh? My name is FNC. I was born in Belgium. A thong... I'm an assault rifle. A Belgian... assault... thong... Sorry to make you come all the way back to school. Thanks. No, it's fine. Anyway, see you at school on Monday. Yes, be careful on your way home. What's wrong? N-Nothing! See you! I'd fire so fast... With those big hands gripping me. I'll be starting here today. Thank you, Principal. No problem. Anyway, I'd like to show you our daily morning practice. Morning practice? Do Not Fire in the Hallway Keep Chamber Empty in the Classroom Keep Your Safety On at All Times!! "Keep your safety on at all times..." They're all going at it. Everyone has such good stances. Guns... You can't mean... Oh, L85A1! Hurry and get ready! All right! I want you to hit the target within 7 centimeters, at 100 meters, with a cold shot. Remove the bullpup, and use the iron sight. No other configurations allowed. Principal, those are real guns, aren't they? Well, yes, but the girls themselves are assault rifles. It's their morning ritual. What the hell? They're guns? What's going on? Where have I ended up? Good morning! You're late, FNC! Hurry and get ready! Okay! Sensei! Hey. You're from the day before yesterday. What was her name again? Oh, the girl with the thong. Jerk! Stop firing! Run away! Anyway, we're guns. To elaborate further, various guns from around the world have gathered here, at Seishou Academy. Assault rifle is a broad term for full-auto capable, small-caliber guns, designed to neutralize specific targets. Every day, we dream to become great assault rifles as we study at this academy. So the teacher who was to become your new homeroom teacher is currently out. It's not my fault... It's Sensei's fault! What did he mean that I'm the "girl with the thong"? Thong I have a skeleton stock, so I can't help it! Good morning, Fal-san. 'Sup? Morning, Jiisuri, Ichiyon. I heard about your sister. She put her homeroom teacher in the hospital on his first day. Good for her. I'm tired of hearing about that. I can't believe Funco would go and shoot someone up so thoughtlessly. I'd have thought your sister would be the one to do something like that. Ichiroku, eh... She's not stupid, but she sure acts that way sometimes. Actually... Mind your own business. Eventually, I'll have to punish Funco for her actions. I'll help you with that! I'll be fine. If you came, things would get all heated. What does that mean? Well, I guess if they managed to fire you up, Ichiyon-san, that would make them pretty impressive. What did I do wrong? Hey, what are you thinking about? Ichiroku-chan... Ichiroku-chan, have you ever felt like your hammer was about to go off? I can't ask her that... You're being weird. Infirmary It's not really unusual, experiencing this at your age. Really? Yes. But that part of you is extremely precious, so be sure to keep it clean and well-maintained. Okay. Eru-chan. Your stomach hurts again? Yes. Lie down. I'll take a look. As I thought, your spring is weak. So it's not springing back properly. She jammed again? Seishou Academy Middle School Class Curriculum Gun Manual: Basic Mechanics Seishou Academy Nope. I just don't get it... This is a good chance. In case something happens to one of the students, you should learn some first aid. First aid? They're guns, you understand? Yeah, but... I can't mess up and touch them somewhere wrong... FNC... That's that girl. The hand-guard, their chest... If you accidently touch it, you'll get burned, so be careful. You can't, Sensei. I'm so hot right here... FNC, what's wrong?! Nothing... The stock, her buttocks. The FNC has a skeleton stock. So that's why she wears a thong. I see... Wait. What? What's wrong, FNC? No! It's nothing... I'm not like that. You're going to visit him? Sensei? That's right. Make sure you lock up, Eru! It's been a week since he was admitted to the hospital. He hasn't spent any time actually being a homeroom teacher. Sure, he might have said something bad, but Funco-chan's still the reason he was hospitalized in the first place. There's nothing to worry about. You're concerned about him, right, Funco? Why would I... Weren't you close enough that he saw your panties? Hey... See? You're all red. I am not... I don't want to visit him! Oh... Ah, Eru. Thanks. Yep. Strike! Why would a human teacher come here? But a human teacher... Safe! ...might shoot us off, you know? You're adorable, FNC. Ichiroku-chan, you're a perv. Huh? How? You're a perv... A perv of a girl. All right! I'm calling a home run! Idiot! A DVD to introduce ourselves? Yeah. If you aren't going to go see him, we should at least make sure Sensei can get used to our class easily when he returns. But what should we say? Just say what you want. Let's imagine for a second... Funco-chan was born in Belgium. Her official designation is FNC. That's right. My name is FNC! Make sure not to call me Funco! Wait, why am I in a swimsuit? To ensure you leave an impression. What's with this background? This is what Belgium is all about. Yeah, but... Couldn't you put up other stuff? Like waffles or chocolate? The SIG SG550. Sig-chan, born in Switzerland, is from a prestigious family. She's a bit quiet, but she's a great student, excelling at sports and studies. But... I thought carpet bombing was when they dropped bombs filled with carpet. But she's kind of a ditz at times. Ichiroku-chan was born in America! Her official designation is M16A4. She speaks in Osaka-ben for no reason. That's all. That was it?! Isn't there more? Oh, yeah... I'm cleaning all this up! When she gets into something, she works really hard. But... The floor is so cool... The floor is so cool... She has to take a break when she does stuff. That's because I only have a three-shot burst. Three-shot burst is a feature that only lets you fire three shots, even if you continue to hold down the trigger. Out in the field, it's easy for soldiers to start panicking. So it's effective, to conserve bullets. But she can't fire back-to-back like we can, so it's hard when we're paired up to clean! Eru, the L85A1, was born in the UK. This is her key feature, right here... Hey, Eru... They get bigger again? Grab Grab They've gotten so... So big. Eru-chan has big hidden boobs. We can't use this stuff. So why do I have to be here, too?! It's fine... You've already talked to him before. That was just by chance. I'm going home! She doesn't know when to give up. And she came all this way. Nurse's Desk So you're here to visit a patient? Please write their name here. Does anyone know Sensei's name? I'm really the one who should go, but I... Why are you smoking out here? You're... Terrible Memories I won't shoot you. Really? I'm not that violent! S-Sorry... Sensei, how are you feeling? I'm fine now. I'm sorry about that. It was my first time seeing so much. So I guess I was just in shock. It's okay. I think that's normal. It's not a big deal. Are all your friends also the same way? Yeah. All of the girls are. I thought so. Make sure you take care of yourself. No... He caught me unaware. I'm going to think about it again... If he grips me with his big hands... I'm going to... They say it's especially bad for a girl's lower parts to get cold. Huh? What are you talking about? School rules say all middle school girls have to wear thongs, right? That must be pretty tough. Jerk! Sensei will be out even longer. And Funco-kun, you are suspended for three days. Yes, sir. It wasn't my fault! Funco's punishment: Three day suspension. I didn't even hit him. I just got mad. That's all. Be sure to come! What?! I have to take make-up classes! I'd better put on makeup! Crap! I made a pun! Next Time: Go for it! Pass it! Watch it!
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Commie Keep Chamber Empty In the School Building Funko. I finally found them. Sixteen and Elle are here. Thanks, Sig. So, what did you need? I wanted Ms. Fujiko from the high school section to help with the beach school leaflets. What? You mean that really strict-looking teacher? She's German, right? She's so pretty. It's true. Stopping power is attractive. English, Swiss, Belgian. All you Europeans... What's wrong, America? Let's get going. Ms. Fujiko! Fal's younger sister and her followers. Followers? We're not her followers. Yeah... What are you doing over here? Well, I was asked to take care of the flower bed here, but I don't know which vegetable to plant during the summer. You're planting them in the flower bed? That's correct. It might be too late for summer vegetables, but perhaps broccoli would work. Broccoli... Broccoli... Does broccoli have pretty flowers? No clue. I couldn't care less about that. What's the fun of growing inedible flowers, anyway? It's supposed to be a flower bed... She's German, all right. Definitely. There are flowers that can be eaten, you know. Like edible chrysanthemums. I knew that. Those over there, right? They didn't really taste that, uh... Those are dandelions. The Japanese variety are bitter, and— What?! That's why they were so bitter! She tasted some... She ate them? Well, regardless... There appears to have been some sort of error, so your section is getting a new teacher soon. Oh? You mean the middle school? Correct. What do you mean by error? No clue. But something seems to have gone awry. What the heck? I wonder what they'll be like. Grip and hold! This isn't good... The shrine isn't on the map. I did it! I got it! That was so cool, Brother! That's too bad. You have to knock over the stand too. You never said that! I didn't tell you? That isn't fair. If you want, you can give it another go. Let's just stop, Brother. Come on... Thanks. How about you let your big sister win it for you? Wow! You're really good! Not at all. Anyway, I got the stand too. Give the prize to these kids. No way. What? I didn't cheat or anything! That uniform... You're from Seishou Academy, right? You're a pro shot. That didn't count. That's terrible! You can't do that! It's not happening. Then, may I give it a try? I'm just an amateur who happened to be passing by. If you're an amateur, then I don't mind... Who is this guy? His stance is ideal... A secure grip, resting on the cheek, while not pressuring the small stock. He isn't holding on to the rifle. It looks more like an extension of his body. He's holding it that gently. He slightly shifted his center of balance forward to guard against recoil. And he's in the forward leaning position. His eye level's too high to aim a gun without a sight... It's... It's almost like he's using a stance for firing an assault rifle. I'm about to shoot... My hammer's going to fire... Ah! Hang on! Aim better! Bye! Sorry. I'm really exhausted now... Hey, you. Hold up. So I ended up suddenly assigned to a new post. I had them send a map, but I still got lost. I heard a new teacher was coming, but I never expected to run into you there. So what's Seishou Academy like? You don't know anything about our school? No. Well, I guess you could say it's an extremely specialized school. Oh yeah... That guy at the booth mentioned something about you being a pro shooter. Is there some kind of shooting club? Actually, we're all guns. Huh? My name is... FNC. I was born in Belgium. A thong... I'm an assault rifle. A Belgian... assault... thong... Sorry to make you come all the way back to school. Thanks. No problem. Well, see you at school on Monday. Yes, be careful on your way home. What's wrong? N-Nothing! See you! I'd fire so fast... with those big hands... gripping me. I'll be starting here today. Thank you, Principal. No problem. Anyway, I'd like to show you our daily morning practice. Morning practice? "Keep your safety on at all times..." Everyone's really going at it. They all have such good stances. Guns... You can't mean... Oh, L85A1! Hurry and get ready! All right! I want you to hit the target within 7 centimeters at 100 meters with a cold shot. Remove the bullpup, and use the iron sight. No other configurations allowed. Principal, those are real guns, aren't they? Well, yes, but the girls themselves are assault rifles too. It's their morning ritual. What the hell? They're guns? What's going on? What kind of place is this? Good morning! You're late, FNC! Hurry up and get ready! Okay! Teacher! Hey. I met you the day before yesterday. What was her name again? Oh, the girl with the thong. Jerk! Stop firing! Run away! Anyway, we're all guns. More specifically, various guns from around the world have gathered here at Seishou Academy. Assault rifle is a broad term for low-caliber guns, capable of fully-automatic fire, designed to neutralize specific targets. Every day, we follow our dreams to become great assault rifles, and to study at this academy. It just so happens that the person who will become your new homeroom teacher is absent today. It's not my fault! It's the teacher's fault! What did he mean that I'm the "girl with the thong"? I have skeleton stock, so I can't help it! Good morning, Fal. 'Sup? Good morning, G3 and Fourteen. I heard about your sister. She put her homeroom teacher in the hospital on his first day. Good for her. I'm tired of hearing about that. I can't believe Funko would go and shoot someone up so thoughtlessly. I would've thought your sister would be the one to do something like that. Sixteen, eh... She's not stupid, but she sure acts that way sometimes. Hey, mind your own business! Eventually I'll have to punish Funko for her actions. I'll help you with that! I'll be fine. Things would get all heated if you showed up. What does that mean? Well, I guess if they managed to get Fourteen fired up, that would be pretty impressive. What did I do to deserve this? Hey, what are you thinking about? Say... Sixteen... Sixteen, have you ever felt like your hammer was about to go off? I can't ask her that... You're being weird. It's not really unusual to experience this at your age. Really? Yes. But, that part of you is extremely precious, so be sure to keep it clean and well-maintained. Okay. Elle. Your stomach hurts again? Yeah. Lie down. I'll take a look. As I thought, your spring is weak. So it's not recoiling properly. She jammed again? Nope. I just don't get it... This is a good opportunity. In case something happens to one of the students, you should learn some first aid. First aid? They're guns, you understand? Yeah, but... I can't mess up and touch them somewhere wrong. FNC... That girl... The hand-guard, her chest... If you accidentally touch it, you'll get burned, so be careful. You can't, Teacher! I'm so hot right here... FNC, what's wrong? Nothing... The gun's stock is kind of like her butt... The FNC has a skeleton stock. So that's why she wears a thong. I see... Wait, what? What's wrong, FNC? No! It's nothing... I'm not like that. You're going to visit him? Our teacher? That's right. Make sure you lock up, Elle! It's been a week since he was admitted to the hospital. He hasn't spent any time actually being a homeroom teacher. Sure, he might have said something bad, but Funko's still the reason he was hospitalized in the first place. There's nothing to worry about. You're concerned about him, right, Funko? Why would I... Weren't you close enough that he saw your panties? Hey, hey! See? You're all red. I am not! I don't want to visit him! Oh yeah? Ah, Elle. Thanks. Sure. Strike! Why would a human teacher come here? But a human teacher... Safe! ...might shoot us off, you know? You're adorable, FNC. You're dirty, Sixteen. Huh? How? You're a perv... A real perverted girl. All right! I'm calling a home run! Idiot! A DVD to introduce ourselves? Yeah. If you aren't going to go see him, we should at least make something so he'll be familiar with our class before he returns. But what should we say? Just say what you want. Let's imagine for a second... Funko was born in Belgium. Her official designation is FNC. That's right. My name is FNC! Make sure not to call me Funko from now on! Wait, why am I in a swimsuit? To ensure you leave an impression. What's with this background? That's what Belgium is all about. I guess so, but couldn't you use other stuff? Like waffles or chocolate? The SIG SG550. Sig, born in Switzerland, is from a prestigious family. She's a bit quiet, but she's a great student who excels at sports and academics. But... I thought carpet bombing was when they filled bombs with carpet. ...she's kind of a ditz at times. Sixteen was born in America! Her official designation is M16A4. She speaks with an Osakan dialect for no real reason. That's it. That was it?! Isn't there more? Oh, yeah... I'm cleaning all this up! When she gets into something, she works really hard. But... The floor is so cool... She has to take breaks when she works. That's because I only have a three-shot burst. Three-shot burst is a feature that only lets you fire three shots even if you continue to hold down the trigger. Out in the field, it's easy for soldiers to start panicking. So it helps conserve bullets. But she can't fire nonstop like we can, so it's hard when we're paired up to clean! Elle, L85A1 was born in the UK. These are her key features right here! Hey Elle, did they get bigger again? They've gotten so... So big. Elle has big hidden boobs. Sigh. So I have to be here too? It's fine... You've already talked to him before. That was just by chance. I'm going home! She doesn't know when to give up. And she came all this way. So you're here to visit a patient? Please write his or her name here. Does anyone know our teacher's name? I'm really the one who should go, but I... Why are you smoking out here? You're... I won't shoot you. Really? I'm not that mean! S-Sorry... How are you feeling, Teacher? I'm fine now. I'm sorry about that. It was my first time seeing so much. So I guess I was just in shock. It's okay. I think that's normal. It's not a big deal. Are all your friends the same way? Yeah. All the girls are. I thought so. Make sure you take care of yourself. Oh no... He caught me unaware... I'm going to think about it again... If he grips me with his big hands... I'm going to... They say it's especially bad for a girl's lower parts to get cold. Huh? What are you talking about? School rules say all middle school girls have to wear thongs, right? That must be pretty tough. Jerk! Your teacher will be out for even longer. And... Funko, you are suspended for three days. Yes, sir. It wasn't my fault! I didn't even hit him. I just got mad. That's all. What?! I have to take make-up classes! I'd better put on makeup! Crap! I made a pun! Next Time: Go for it! Pass it! Watch it!
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