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Chihiro
Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
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Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon
me
.
Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon
.
Kazuma:
You know
, your humble son happens to be
the \Ncenter of a lot of female
attention
lately!
Kazuma:
Oh right
, your humble son happens to be
Kazuma:
I've been told how someone \N
want
s to have my
baby,
Kazuma: getting
attention
from all the girls
lately!
Kazuma: and
ladies
with explosive proportions \N
have made
spicy
appeals
...
Kazuma:
They say things like, "I
want
your
baby,
"
Kazuma: You might
be meet
ing
your grandchild \Nsooner than
any of us
thought
.
Kazuma: and
unbelievably stacked
ladies
have made
some
spicy
suggestions
...
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who
defeated
\Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Kazuma: You might
end up be
ing
grandparents before
any of us
expected
.
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san,
who's a
candidate
\N
for being a Hero!
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who
took down
\Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's
rich
!
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san,
the
candidate
for being a Hero!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's
loaded
!
Adventurer: Marry me!
Adventurer: Marry me!
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Kazuma: Settle down
, ladies
. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: Settle down
. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
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Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax
a little
.
Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax
will you
.
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
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Kazuma: Whoa! Getting
kinda aggressive
!
Kazuma: Whoa! Getting
a little rough there
!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
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Kazuma: I
happen to be a very formal guy who \Nappreciates a proper courtship!
Kazuma: I
think you should at least \Nbuy me dinner first!
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
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Eptitle Sign: Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future!
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Megumin: What is it?
Megumin: What is it?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
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Darkness: If you
mean
the bubbly, the bottles
\N
were empty, so I threw them out.
Darkness: If you
're talking about
the bubbly, the bottles
were empty, so I threw them out.
Aqua: That's
weird
.
Aqua: That's
strange
.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The sun...
Kazuma: The sun...
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Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually
profound
.
Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually
deep
.
Megumin: Kazuma is at
the
age where he gets
\N
the urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin: Kazuma is at
that
age where he gets
the urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin:
And oh,
yes, I
totally get it
.
Megumin:
Ah
yes, I
understand it quite well
.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out
, \N
screaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out
here,
screaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua:
Y-You don't have to worry
\Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Aqua:
L-Look, let's forget
\Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
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All:
KONOSUBA
!
All:
Konosuba
!
Luna: What brings you all in
so early?
Luna: What brings you all in
here
so early?
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
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Aqua: So bring
on
all the bubbly you've got!
Aqua: So bring
out
all the bubbly you've got!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
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Kazuma: Make sure you can
pay \N
before
ordering that kinda
—
Kazuma: Make sure you can
afford the bill
before
—
Kazuma:
More bubbly over here!
Kazuma:
Miss!
More bubbly over here!
Megumin: I'd like some
, too, m
iss!
Megumin: I'd like some
as well, M
iss!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
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Megumin: But it's no
t
fair! I want to drink, too!
Megumin: But it's no
fair! I want to drink, too!
Kazuma:
Well, t
oo bad
! No
drinky
for loli
!
Kazuma:
T
oo bad
for you!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about
treating
me
to
—
Kazuma: Loli no get
drinky
!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about
you buy
me
a rou
—
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The wind...
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All: KO! NO! SU! BA!
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
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Megumin: Wh-Wh-What brought this on?!
Aqua:
So y
ou're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head
?
Aqua:
Y
ou're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head
, then
?
Kazuma: I don't think that's
require
d
.
Kazuma: I don't think that's
a
require
ment
.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
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Kazuma: Hell no.
Absolutely
anywhere
else
.
Kazuma: Hell no.
Literally
anywhere
but there
.
Darkness: Could you at least explain
?
Darkness: Could you at least explain
yourself
?
Kazuma:
There
was
a point when I thought... \N
that my
springtime had come
.
Kazuma:
I
was
starting to believe
that my
life was finally about to blossom..
.
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
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Kazuma: I was
under the covers \N
with our resident loli.
Kazuma: I was
getting cozy
with our resident loli.
Kazuma: I had thought
my
popular
phase was \Ndawning
... yet
here
I am
, alone.
Kazuma: I had thought
I was actually starting to get
popular
... yet
I remain
here
, alone.
Kazuma: All I really
experienced was a
threat
to \N
my chastity
brought upon by some orcs
,
Kazuma: All I really
got out of it were some orcs
threat
ening
my chastity
,
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
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Aqua: You're
so tired
. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua: You're
worn out
. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua:
T
he dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Aqua:
According to t
he dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
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Kazuma:
Don't try and stop me
!
Kazuma:
Keep outta my way
!
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
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Roughneck: Since you've got
infinite
potential.
Roughneck: Since you've got
limitless
potential.
Kazuma: Thanks
, man
.
Kazuma: Thanks
.
Kazuma: Miss, I
need
directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Kazuma: Miss, I
'd like
directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
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Kazuma:
Let's make it
a
strict one.
Kazuma:
Preferably
a
very
strict one.
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit
of
a journey
, but...
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit
out
of
the way
, but...
Kazuma: Thank you so much!
For everything
!
Kazuma: Thank you so much!
\N
For everything
you've done
!
Kazuma: Also, I
had a crush on you!
Kazuma: Also, I
kinda
had a crush on you!
Trio: Kazuma!
Trio: Kazuma!
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Trio:
KONOSUBA
!
Trio:
Konosuba
!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
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Megumin: You should
reconsider
, Kazuma!
Megumin: You should
think this over
, Kazuma!
Darkness: She's right. Maybe
after a good night's
sleep
...
Darkness: She's right. Maybe
you should
sleep
on it
...
Aqua: It'
s
fine. He'll be desperate for some
\N
bubbly by
the time the sun's setting
.
Aqua: It'
ll be
fine. He'll be desperate for some
bubbly by
sunset
.
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you,
useless goddess!
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you,
you
useless goddess!
Aqua: You called me that again!
Aqua: You called me that again!
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Kazuma: What's
wrong
with calling
\N
you what you are?!
Kazuma: What's
the problem
with calling
you what you are?!
Megumin: Goodbye...
Megumin: Goodbye...
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: What the...
Megumin: What the...
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Kazuma: My resolve is as
firm
as
\N
that mountain over there!
Kazuma: My resolve is as
sturdy \N
as
that mountain over there!
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
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Aqua: with the mental
resilience \N
of tofu
like Kazuma-san
!
Aqua: with the mental
resolve
of tofu
!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay
, grit those teeth!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay
girl
, grit those teeth!
Kazuma:
I've got a gender
equal
ity punch \Nwith your name written all over it
!
Kazuma:
Equal rights means you get
equal
lefts
!
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
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Darkness: And you're
laughing
too
much
, Aqua.
Darkness: And you're
finding this a bit
too
funny
, Aqua.
Megumin:
Of all the immature
nonsense
.
Megumin:
What's this childish
nonsense
?
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
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Kazuma: That's rich, coming from
the
loli archetype!
Kazuma: That's rich, coming from
our resident
loli archetype!
Kazuma: Is that
frugal
frame of yours \Never gonna hit
a
growth spurt?!
Kazuma: Is that
modest
frame of yours \Never gonna hit
its
growth spurt?!
Megumin: Snap.
Megumin: Snap.
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Megumin: And here I was trying to show
\Na degree
of restraint...
Megumin: And here I was trying to show
a modicum
of restraint...
Megumin: Very well!
I will
blow your
\N
resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin: Very well!
Allow me to
blow your
resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin:
It was t
hat mountain, was
n't
it?!
Megumin:
T
hat mountain, was
it?!
Kazuma: You
id
—
Kazuma: You
dum
—
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: Explosion!
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Megumin: It's been a while since we
\Nslept
under the stars like this.
Megumin: It's been a while since we
spent a night
under the stars like this.
Kazuma: Don't think you can
get
out
\N
of this
with pithy remarks
!
Kazuma: Don't think you can
sweet talk \Nyour way
out
of this
!
Kazuma:
No one i
s carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma:
Nobody'
s carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
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Megumin: What
kind of lifestyle
led to that?
Megumin: What
exactly about your life
led to that?
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
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Kazuma: ta
ckl
ing
dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: ta
k
ing
down
dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: I got up to
all kinds of \N
crazy stuff on zero sleep.
Kazuma: I got up to
some
crazy stuff on zero sleep.
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
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Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \
Nand
a tinge of nostalgia.
Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \
Nwith
a tinge of nostalgia.
Aqua:
Y
ou
gonna tell them that \Nwas all in video
game
s
?
Aqua:
Hey... Are y
ou
talking about being a
game
r
?
Darkness:
Well, if
anything happens, wake me up!
\NYou can even be
rough
about it
!
Darkness:
If
anything happens, wake me up!
I don't mind if you have to get a little
rough
!
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you
\N
up
real crazy-style
.
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you
up
\Nlike you wouldn't believe
.
Megumin: I
f you
need
reminding,
there are certain
\N
lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Megumin: I
'm not sure if this
need
s to be said, but
there are certain
lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Kazuma:
When y
ou tell
a real man that \N
there's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma:
That's the thing about men. Y
ou tell
him
there's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma:
he
get
s
the urge to cross it.
Kazuma:
and he's gonna
get
the urge to cross it.
Megumin: Why
would
you
try to make that \N
sound like
a good thing?!
Megumin: Why
do
you
sound like
you think that's
a good thing?!
Aqua: More bubbly!
Aqua: More bubbly!
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Megumin: So, um...
h
ave you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Megumin: So, um...
H
ave you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
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Kazuma:
Oh, pipe down
! I've already—
Kazuma:
Just shut it
! I've already—
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to
E
xplosion
M
agic.
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to
e
xplosion
m
agic.
Megumin: And you've only seen an
E
xplosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: And you've only seen an
e
xplosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: One day...
Megumin: One day...
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Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point
E
xplosion.
Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point
e
xplosion.
Kazuma: I-I mean...
l
iving with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Kazuma: I-I mean...
L
iving with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is
incoming
.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is
on the way
.
Kazuma:
G-Good
point...
Kazuma:
F-Fair
point...
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.
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CR Kazuma: Dad. Mom. Kazuma: Kazuma here! Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world... Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon me. Kazuma: You know, your humble son happens to be the \Ncenter of a lot of female attention lately! Kazuma: I've been told how someone \Nwants to have my baby, Kazuma: and ladies with explosive proportions \Nhave made spicy appeals... Kazuma: You might be meeting your grandchild \Nsooner than any of us thought. Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who defeated \Nanother of the Devil King's generals! Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, who's a candidate \Nfor being a Hero! Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's rich! Adventurer: Marry me! Kazuma: Settle down, ladies. \NThere's only one of me to go around. Kazuma: There, there... Kazuma: Wow! Well, now. Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax a little. Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing... Kazuma: Whoa! Getting kinda aggressive! Kazuma: Hey, knock it off! Kazuma: I happen to be a very formal guy who \Nappreciates a proper courtship! Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose. Sylvia: I like you. I like you. Sylvia: I love you! Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose! Eptitle Sign: Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future! Aqua: Megumin, Megumin. Megumin: What is it? Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are? Darkness: If you mean the bubbly, the bottles \Nwere empty, so I threw them out. Aqua: That's weird. Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?! Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly... Kazuma: The wind... Kazuma: The sun... Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually profound. Megumin: Kazuma is at the age where he gets \Nthe urge to mutter that kind of thing. Megumin: And oh, yes, I totally get it. Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out, \Nscreaming out of the blue like that. Aqua: Y-You don't have to worry \Nabout the bubbly, okay? Kazuma: What're you talking about? All: KONOSUBA! Luna: What brings you all in so early? Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village! Aqua: So bring on all the bubbly you've got! Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess! Kazuma: Make sure you can pay \Nbefore ordering that kinda— Kazuma: More bubbly over here! Megumin: I'd like some, too, miss! Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young! Megumin: But it's not fair! I want to drink, too! Kazuma: Well, too bad! No drinky for loli! Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about treating me to— Kazuma: Don't stand behind me! Kazuma: The wind... All: KO! NO! SU! BA! Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith. Megumin: Wh-Wh-What brought this on?! Aqua: You're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head, then? Kazuma: I don't think that's a requirement. Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve, Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis! Kazuma: Hell no. Absolutely anywhere else. Darkness: Could you at least explain? Kazuma: There was a point when I thought... \Nthat my springtime had come. Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby. Kazuma: I was under the covers \Nwith our resident loli. Kazuma: I had thought my popular phase was \Ndawning... yet here I am, alone. Kazuma: All I really experienced was a threat to \Nmy chastity brought upon by some orcs, Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera... Kazuma: I was... dead wrong! Aqua: You're so tired. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you. Aqua: The dogma of the Axis Order... when— Kazuma: Do not! Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation! Kazuma: Never again! Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it! Kazuma: Don't try and stop me! Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh? Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that. Roughneck: Especially when you're young... Roughneck: Since you've got infinite potential. Kazuma: Thanks, man. Kazuma: Miss, I need directions \Nto the nearest temple. Luna: O-Of what discipline? Kazuma: Let's make it a strict one. Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit of a journey, but... Kazuma: Thank you so much! For everything! Kazuma: Also, I had a crush on you! Trio: Kazuma! Trio: KONOSUBA! Megumin: Wait a minute! Megumin: You should reconsider, Kazuma! Darkness: She's right. Maybe after a good night's sleep... Aqua: It's fine. He'll be desperate for some \Nbubbly by the time the sun's setting. Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, useless goddess! Aqua: You called me that again! Kazuma: What's wrong with calling \Nyou what you are?! Megumin: Goodbye... Megumin: Explosion! Megumin: What the... Kazuma: My resolve is as firm as \Nthat mountain over there! Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone Aqua: with the mental resilience \Nof tofu like Kazuma-san! Kazuma: Why, you! Okay, grit those teeth! Kazuma: I've got a gender equality punch \Nwith your name written all over it! Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma. Darkness: And you're laughing too much, Aqua. Megumin: Of all the immature nonsense. Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess... Kazuma: That's rich, coming from the loli archetype! Kazuma: Is that frugal frame of yours \Never gonna hit a growth spurt?! Megumin: Snap. Megumin: And here I was trying to show \Na degree of restraint... Megumin: Very well! I will blow your \Nresolve to smithereens, Kazuma! Megumin: It was that mountain, wasn't it?! Kazuma: You id— Megumin: Explosion! Megumin: It's been a while since we \Nslept under the stars like this. Kazuma: Don't think you can get out \Nof this with pithy remarks! Kazuma: No one is carrying you tomorrow, got it?! Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today... Sylvia: I'm doing it on— Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma? Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but... Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home. Megumin: You're used to staying up all night? Megumin: What kind of lifestyle led to that? Kazuma: Well... Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses, Kazuma: tackling dangerous bosses... Kazuma: I got up to all kinds of \Ncrazy stuff on zero sleep. Darkness: R-Remarkable... Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either. Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nand a tinge of nostalgia. Aqua: You gonna tell them that \Nwas all in video games? Darkness: Well, if anything happens, wake me up! \NYou can even be rough about it! Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you \Nup real crazy-style. Megumin: If you need reminding, there are certain \Nlines you shouldn't cross as comrades. Kazuma: When you tell a real man that \Nthere's a line he shouldn't cross, Kazuma: he gets the urge to cross it. Megumin: Why would you try to make that \Nsound like a good thing?! Aqua: More bubbly! Megumin: So, um... have you ever \Nconsidered going home? Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to. Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith? Kazuma: Oh, pipe down! I've already— Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to Explosion Magic. Megumin: And you've only seen an Explosion \Nthat would score 120 points. Megumin: One day... Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point Explosion. Kazuma: I-I mean... living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad. Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is incoming. Kazuma: G-Good point... Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace. Kazuma: Hang on! My deal with Vanir \Nwasn't finished, either! Kazuma: Considering all the money coming in, Kazuma: maybe it'd be nice to just \Nrelax with the rest of you... Megumin: I happen to like my life as it is, too, \Nso I'd prefer things didn't change. Megumin: The occasional brushes with danger, \Nand overcoming them together... Kazuma: Wait, what the hell is so fun \Nabout the brushes with danger? Megumin: It'd be nice... Megumin: It'd be nice if things could stay \Nthe way they are, for all of us. Kazuma: What the heck?! So bittersweet! Kazuma: What's going on here? What's this \Ngirl doing? What's with the hand? Kazuma: Maybe I really did hit a popular phase?! Kazuma: Does she want me to make a move?! Kazuma: "Maybe you could say \Nsomething really smooth." Kazuma: Who the hell do you think I am?! \NI'm way too pure for that! Kazuma: Calm down. Take a deep breath first. Kazuma: Okay... Kazuma: Megumin... I... Kazuma: Maybe I won't join the— Kazuma: It's past these woods. Kazuma: A new chapter in my life is beginning! Megumin: I can't believe that just happened... Aqua: You're just gonna come crying home. \NI'll be waiting with some chilled bubbly. Kazuma: Shut up! Darkness: Say, Megumin! What happened? \NWhat exactly did he do to you? Kazuma: Hey, someone's around. Aqua: She's injured! Hey, are you okay? Kazuma: That's a monster in disguise. Kazuma: My enemy detection is going crazy. Aqua: Hey, Kazuma! I'm getting this weird \Nurge to cast Heal on that girl! Kazuma: Yes, I'm Kazuma. Kazuma: "Tranquility Girls. A type of plant monster." Kazuma: "A dangerous breed of creature Kazuma: that evokes an intense protective \Ninstinct in passing travelers." Darkness: Hey, Kazuma! She keeps looking \Nthis way like she's about to cry! Kazuma: Hi, I'm Kazuma. Kazuma: "When in her presence, \Nshe will maintain a reassuring smile Kazuma: that makes it difficult to leave her be. Kazuma: The more good-natured a traveler is, \Nthe greater the threat this monster poses. Kazuma: Caution is advised." Megumin: K-K-K-Kazuma! It looks like she's \Ndesperately trying not to cry! Kazuma: That's me, Kazuma... Megumin: Would it be all right if I gave her a hug?! Kazuma: Are any of you even listening?! Kazuma: That's a monster that the \Nguild has put out a hit on! Aqua: I'll heal you right now. Megumin: You'll be okay. Aqua: Huh? These aren't bandages. \NThey just look like them. Kazuma: That reaction is how she catches \Ntravelers, and after they starve, Kazuma: her roots will dig in. Aqua: What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?! Megumin: I won't let you! Kazuma: It's not like I want to! \NWhat choice do we have?! Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Kazuma: What, she can talk? Kazuma: You're giving me that look now, too?! Aqua: You can relax! I'll shut him up \Nwith these holy fists of mine! Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Tranquility Girl: Kill me? Kazuma: Get a grip! She's a killer! Tranqulity Girl: Kill me? Kazuma: Would it be worse to let her go?! \NOr to deal with her myself?! Aqua: Kazuma... Aqua: Any decision you make \Nthat you're not sure of Aqua: is one that you will have \Nsecond thoughts about. Aqua: So you should choose whichever \Nis easiest in the moment. Kazuma: What kind of advice is that? \NOther than the human failure kind. Tranqulity Girl: Sorry... it's... because I'm alive. Tranqulity Girl: I'm a monster... so... Tranqulity Girl: being alive... is trouble for people. Tranqulity Girl: For the first time... \NI got to talk to humans... Tranqulity Girl: I'm glad you were the first... \Nand last... I met. Tranqulity Girl: If... I am reborn... Tranqulity Girl: Next time... I hope I'm not a monster... Kazuma: How the hell am I supposed to kill her? Kazuma: This sucks. Kazuma: A monster you feel bad about,\Nwhether you kill her or not? For real? Aqua: I'm surprised you still had a heart, Kazuma. Kazuma: Of course I do! Kazuma: Well, she said it was the first \Ntime she had spoken to humans. Kazuma: That probably means she \Nhasn't claimed any victims yet. Kazuma: Huh? Hang on... Aqua: What's wrong? Your tummy acting up? Aqua: I've got some extra paper right here. Kazuma: Not that! Kazuma: I just remembered something! Kazuma: Be right back! Aqua: He's so embarrassed! Kazuma: Drop it! Kazuma: This mountain path leads to the temple. Kazuma: I should ask her not to hurt \Nanyone if they do show up! Kazuma: Yeah! If I can talk sense into her, Kazuma: I'll offer to bring her food \Nfrom the temple every day! Kazuma: That's a great idea! \NMaybe me becoming a monk was fate! Kazuma: I bet it was! It must have been! Kazuma: Hey— Tranquility Girl: Those dorks looked nice and meaty. \NI bet they would've made a great meal. Tranquility Girl: I wonder where I screwed up. Tranquility Girl: Kill me? Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Tranquility Girl: If... If I am reborn... Tranquility Girl: Humans? Family? Friends? Tranquility Girl: Friends! Tranquility Girl: Oh, that's it! That's gonna get 'em. Tranquility Girl: If I could be reborn... I hope... \Nwe can be... friends! Tranquility Girl: That's hilarious! It's so gonna work! Tranquility Girl: This guy's basically dried up. Tranquility Girl: I'll have to take down the next sucker \Nthat shows up with my new lines. Tranquility Girl: Okay, the weather's nice enough.\NI might as well photosynthesize. Tranquility Girl: We friends? You pretend... not hear that? Kazuma: You could talk fine this \Nwhole time, dumbass! Tranqulity Girl: Friends! Friends! Kazuma: Let's go home! Kazuma: I feel like I've gotten over a lot of \Nillusions I had! Back to Axel we go! Darkness: Really, Kazuma?! Kazuma: Yeah. Aqua: You look absolutely refreshed. \NThat must've been a big one. Kazuma: Yeah. Kazuma: Yeah. Aqua: Were you okay without any paper? Kazuma: Yeah—eh? Kazuma: It wasn't that, okay?! Aqua: Huh? Aqua: What's with the mallet? Kazuma: Oh, I came across a body that \NI buried, and it had this. Aqua: I feel like I've seen it somewhere before... Aqua: Let me take a look. Kazuma: Knock it off! Don't be so rough with it! Kazuma: It might be worth something! All: Let's go home! Sylvia: I'm doing it on purpose! Sylvia: On purpose! I'm doing this on purpose! Sylvia: Hey, damn it! I'm smashing into you on— Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san! Aqua: There was some fancy bubbly \NI had been wanting to buy. Kazuma: Well, we're gonna buy it, then! Kazuma: It's amazing Kazuma: how big a difference financial security \Ncan make on your state of mind! Chris: Hey! Kazuma: Chris! Chris: Wow, you guys seem even \Ncheerier than usual. Darkness: We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return. Chris: Return? Darkness: Care to join us? Kazuma: Come on! You don't need \Nto worry about the price! Chris: Sorry, I've got stuff to do today. Chris: Invite me some other time, okay? Kazuma: Yeah! Count on it. Chris: See ya! Megumin: Kazuma, Kazuma! There was \Na robe I had been eyeing... Kazuma: Well, we can buy that, too! Kazuma: Let me just shake our Magic Mallet and... Kazuma: Mallet! Kazuma: I'm never leaving the house again! Kazuma: A shut-in like me never \Nshould've gotten such big ideas! Megumin: The loss of the mallet is a shame, \Nbut I'm glad to have you back to normal. Aqua: I can see he's already back \Nto being a full-blown loser. Aqua: The weird thing is, it's reassuring. Aqua: Makes me realize I don't \Nhave to try, either... Darkness: Don't let the sloth take you, too, Aqua! Hagen: Pardon me. Hagen: Is anyone home? Hagen: Hello? Hagen: Is anyone... Aqua/Kazuma: Gotcha! Hagen: Wh-What is this?! Hagen: Stop! Knock it off! Kazuma: I have no idea who you are or what \Nthis is, but I bet it's trouble! Kazuma: Leave us alone, you jinx! Aqua: Kazuma, Drain Touch! \NUse Drain Touch until he's knocked out! Aqua: We'll toss him out and \Nsay no one ever came by! Darkness: You fools! Darkness: KONOSUBA! Darkness: Hagen? What are you doing here? Hagen: Milady, I have bad news! I'm afraid \Nyour only asset may be in danger... Kazuma: Wait, she's gonna shrink?! Kazuma: This lascivious body of \Nhers is gonna dry up?! Darkness: What are you even saying?! Hagen: Not that! The family is on the \Nverge of losing its standing, Hagen: which would leave the young mistress \Nwithout her only real asset: her privilege! Darkness: Th-That also seems insulting! Darkness: This is... the royal family's seal. Kazuma: What's up? Darkness: N-Not a thing! Darkness: Uh, well, it's no concern of \Nyours, Kazuma! Don't worry. Kazuma: Gimme. Darkness: No! Darkness: It's like you said before! \NYou don't want any trouble, so— Kazuma: Steal! Darkness: L-Let it go! Darkness: Don't do it! Kazuma: "Sir Satou Kazuma, who has slain a number \Nof the Devil King army's generals. Kazuma: I wish to hear of your \Nheroic exploits in person, Kazuma: and am extending dinner \Ninvitations to that end. Kazuma: Iris, first princess." Darkness: Kazuma! You can't go! Darkness: You'll be beheaded if this goes poorly! \NIt's not like you know your manners, right? Darkness: I-I know! If it's food you want, I'm sure \Nwe can rent out a nice restaurant... Kazuma/Megumin/Aqua: It's the dawning of our age! Darkness: K-Kill me! Darkness: Just kill me! Darkness: Strike me down!
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Chihiro Kazuma: Dad. Mom. Kazuma: Kazuma here! Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world... Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon. Kazuma: Oh right, your humble son happens to be Kazuma: getting attention from all the girls lately! Kazuma: They say things like, "I want your baby," Kazuma: and unbelievably stacked ladies have made some spicy suggestions... Kazuma: You might end up being grandparents before any of us expected. Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who took down \Nanother of the Devil King's generals! Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, the candidate for being a Hero! Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's loaded! Adventurer: Marry me! Kazuma: Settle down. \NThere's only one of me to go around. Kazuma: There, there... Kazuma: Wow! Well, now. Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax will you. Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing... Kazuma: Whoa! Getting a little rough there! Kazuma: Hey, knock it off! Kazuma: I think you should at least \Nbuy me dinner first! Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose. Sylvia: I like you. I like you. Sylvia: I love you! Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose! Aqua: Megumin, Megumin. Megumin: What is it? Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are? Darkness: If you're talking about the bubbly, the bottles were empty, so I threw them out. Aqua: That's strange. Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?! Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly... Kazuma: The wind... Kazuma: The sun... Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually deep. Megumin: Kazuma is at that age where he gets the urge to mutter that kind of thing. Megumin: Ah yes, I understand it quite well. Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out here, screaming out of the blue like that. Aqua: L-Look, let's forget \Nabout the bubbly, okay? Kazuma: What're you talking about? All: Konosuba! Luna: What brings you all in here so early? Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village! Aqua: So bring out all the bubbly you've got! Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess! Kazuma: Make sure you can afford the bill before— Kazuma: Miss! More bubbly over here! Megumin: I'd like some as well, Miss! Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young! Megumin: But it's no fair! I want to drink, too! Kazuma: Too bad for you! Kazuma: Loli no get drinky! Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about you buy me a rou— Kazuma: Don't stand behind me! Kazuma: The wind... Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith. Aqua: So you're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head? Kazuma: I don't think that's required. Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve, Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis! Kazuma: Hell no. Literally anywhere but there. Darkness: Could you at least explain yourself? Kazuma: I was starting to believe that my life was finally about to blossom... Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby. Kazuma: I was getting cozy with our resident loli. Kazuma: I had thought I was actually starting to get popular... yet I remain here, alone. Kazuma: All I really got out of it were some orcs threatening my chastity, Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera... Kazuma: I was... dead wrong! Aqua: You're worn out. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you. Aqua: According to the dogma of the Axis Order... when— Kazuma: Do not! Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation! Kazuma: Never again! Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it! Kazuma: Keep outta my way! Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh? Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that. Roughneck: Especially when you're young... Roughneck: Since you've got limitless potential. Kazuma: Thanks. Kazuma: Miss, I'd like directions \Nto the nearest temple. Luna: O-Of what discipline? Kazuma: Preferably a very strict one. Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit out of the way, but... Kazuma: Thank you so much! \NFor everything you've done! Kazuma: Also, I kinda had a crush on you! Trio: Kazuma! Trio: Konosuba! Megumin: Wait a minute! Megumin: You should think this over, Kazuma! Darkness: She's right. Maybe you should sleep on it... Aqua: It'll be fine. He'll be desperate for some bubbly by sunset. Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, you useless goddess! Aqua: You called me that again! Kazuma: What's the problem with calling you what you are?! Megumin: Goodbye... Megumin: Explosion! Megumin: What the... Kazuma: My resolve is as sturdy \Nas that mountain over there! Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone Aqua: with the mental resolve of tofu! Kazuma: Why, you! Okay girl, grit those teeth! Kazuma: Equal rights means you get equal lefts! Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma. Darkness: And you're finding this a bit too funny, Aqua. Megumin: What's this childish nonsense? Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess... Kazuma: That's rich, coming from our resident loli archetype! Kazuma: Is that modest frame of yours \Never gonna hit its growth spurt?! Megumin: Snap. Megumin: And here I was trying to show a modicum of restraint... Megumin: Very well! Allow me to blow your resolve to smithereens, Kazuma! Megumin: That mountain, was it?! Kazuma: You dum— Megumin: Explosion! Megumin: It's been a while since we spent a night under the stars like this. Kazuma: Don't think you can sweet talk \Nyour way out of this! Kazuma: Nobody's carrying you tomorrow, got it?! Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today... Sylvia: I'm doing it on— Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma? Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but... Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home. Megumin: You're used to staying up all night? Megumin: What exactly about your life led to that? Kazuma: Well... Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses, Kazuma: taking down dangerous bosses... Kazuma: I got up to some crazy stuff on zero sleep. Darkness: R-Remarkable... Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either. Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nwith a tinge of nostalgia. Aqua: Hey... Are you talking about being a gamer? Darkness: If anything happens, wake me up! I don't mind if you have to get a little rough! Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you up \Nlike you wouldn't believe. Megumin: I'm not sure if this needs to be said, but there are certain lines you shouldn't cross as comrades. Kazuma: That's the thing about men. You tell him there's a line he shouldn't cross, Kazuma: and he's gonna get the urge to cross it. Megumin: Why do you sound like you think that's a good thing?! Aqua: More bubbly! Megumin: So, um... Have you ever \Nconsidered going home? Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to. Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith? Kazuma: Just shut it! I've already— Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to explosion magic. Megumin: And you've only seen an explosion \Nthat would score 120 points. Megumin: One day... Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point explosion. Kazuma: I-I mean... Living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad. Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is on the way. Kazuma: F-Fair point... Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace. Kazuma: Hold on! My deal with Vanir \Nwasn't finished, either! Kazuma: Considering all the money coming in, Kazuma: it might not be so bad to just kick back with the rest of you... Megumin: I also happen to like my life as it is, \Nso I'd prefer things not change. Megumin: Having the occasional brush with danger, \Nand overcoming them together... Kazuma: Wait, why the hell do you enjoy the brushes with danger? Megumin: It'd be nice... Megumin: It'd be nice if things could stay \Nthe way they are, for all of us. Kazuma: What the heck?! So bittersweet! Kazuma: What's going on? What's this girl doing? What's with the hand? Kazuma: Maybe I really am getting popular?! Kazuma: Does she want me to make the next move?! Kazuma: "Maybe you could say \Nsomething really smooth." Kazuma: Who the hell do you think I am?! \NI'm way too pure for that! Kazuma: Calm down. Let's start with a deep breath. Kazuma: Okay... Kazuma: Megumin... I... Kazuma: Maybe I won't join— Kazuma: It's past these woods. Kazuma: The next chapter of my life is about to begin! Megumin: I can't believe that just happened... Aqua: It's not like you won't come home crying. I'll keep a chilled bubbly waiting for you. Kazuma: Shut up! Darkness: Say, Megumin! What happened? \NWhat exactly did he do? Kazuma: Hey, someone's over there. Aqua: She's injured! Hey, are you okay? Kazuma: That's a monster in disguise. Kazuma: My enemy detection is going crazy. Aqua: Hey, Kazuma! I'm getting a weird \Nurge to cast Heal on her! Kazuma: Yes, Kazuma speaking. Kazuma: "Tranquility Girls. A type of plant monster." Kazuma: "A dangerous breed of creature Kazuma: that evokes an intense protective \Ninstinct in passing travelers." Darkness: Hey, Kazuma! She keeps looking at us like she's about to cry! Kazuma: This is Kazuma. Kazuma: "When people are nearby, she will maintain a reassuring smile Kazuma: that makes it difficult to walk away. Kazuma: The more good-natured a traveler is, \Nthe greater the threat this monster poses. Kazuma: Caution is advised." Kazuma: That's me, Kazuma... Megumin: Would it be okay if I gave her a hug?! Kazuma: Are any of you even listening?! Kazuma: That's a monster that the guild has a bounty on! Aqua: I'll heal you right up. Megumin: It'll be okay. Aqua: Huh? These aren't actually bandages. \NThey just look like them. Kazuma: That reaction is how she lures in \Ntravelers, and after they starve, Kazuma: her roots will start to dig in. Aqua: What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?! Megumin: I won't let you! Kazuma: It's not like I wanna do it! \NWhat choice do we have?! Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Kazuma: She can speak? Kazuma: You're giving me that look now, too?! Aqua: Don't worry! These holy fists will shut him up! Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Tranquility Girl: Kill me? Kazuma: Get it together! She's a killer! Tranqulity Girl: Kill me? Kazuma: Would it be worse to let her go?! \NOr to take her out myself?! Aqua: Kazuma... Aqua: Any decision where you're \Nwavering this much Aqua: is one where both roads lead to regret. Aqua: So you should just do whatever seems easier at the time. Kazuma: What the hell kind of advice is that? \NOther than the human garbage kind. Tranqulity Girl: Sorry... it's... because I'm alive. Tranqulity Girl: I'm a monster... so... Tranqulity Girl: being alive... is trouble for people. Tranqulity Girl: For the first time... \NI got to talk to humans... Tranqulity Girl: I'm glad you were the first... \Nand last... I met. Tranqulity Girl: If... I am reborn... Tranqulity Girl: Next time... I hope I'm not a monster... Kazuma: How the hell am I supposed to kill her now? Kazuma: This sucks. Kazuma: A monster you feel sorry for,\Nwhether you kill her or not? Aqua: I'm surprised you still had a heart, Kazuma. Kazuma: Of course I do! Kazuma: Well, she did say we were the first humans she'd ever spoken to. Kazuma: That means she probably \Nhasn't claimed any victims yet. Kazuma: Huh? Hang on a sec... Aqua: What's wrong? Your tummy acting up? Aqua: I've got some extra paper with me. Kazuma: Not that! Kazuma: I just remembered something! Kazuma: Be right back! Aqua: He's so embarrassed! Kazuma: Drop it! Kazuma: This mountain path leads to the temple. Kazuma: I should ask her not to hurt \Nanyone if they do show up! Kazuma: That's right! If she's willing to listen, Kazuma: I'll offer to bring her food \Nfrom the temple every day! Kazuma: That's a great idea! \NMaybe me becoming a monk was fate! Kazuma: I bet it was! It must have been! Kazuma: Hey— Tranquility Girl: Those damn punks looked real tasty. \NI bet they would've made a great meal. Tranquility Girl: I wonder where I fumbled it. Tranquility Girl: Kill me? Tranquility Girl: Kill... me? Tranquility Girl: If... If I am reborn... Tranquility Girl: Humans? Family? Friends? Tranquility Girl: Friends! Tranquility Girl: Nailed it! That'll get 'em. Tranquility Girl: If I could be reborn... I hope... \Nwe can be... friends! Tranquility Girl: Too funny! It's perfect! Tranquility Girl: This guy's basically a husk. Tranquility Girl: I'll have to take out the next mark \Nthat shows up with my new lines. Tranquility Girl: Okay, the weather's nice enough.\NI might as well photosynthesize. Tranquility Girl: We friends? You pretend... not hear that? Kazuma: Looks like you could just talk fine the whole time, dumbass! Kazuma: Let's go home! Kazuma: I feel like I'm finally seeing clearly! \NBack to Axel we go! Darkness: Really, Kazuma?! Kazuma: Yeah. Aqua: You look absolutely rejuvinated. \NYou must feel so much lighter. Kazuma: Yeah. Kazuma: Yeah. Aqua: Did you manage without the paper? Kazuma: Yeah—eh? Kazuma: It wasn't that, okay?! Aqua: Huh? Aqua: What's with the mallet? Kazuma: Oh, I came across a body that \NI buried, and it had this. Aqua: I feel like I've seen it somewhere before... Aqua: Let me have a look. Kazuma: Knock it off! Don't be so rough with it! Kazuma: It might be worth something! All: Let's go home! Sylvia: I'm doing it on purpose! Sylvia: On purpose! I'm doing this on purpose! Sylvia: Hey, damn it! I'm smashing into you on— Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san! Aqua: There was this high end bubbly I'd been wanting to buy. Kazuma: I guess we'll be buying it! Kazuma: It's amazing how much financial security can put your mind at ease! Chris: Hey! Kazuma: Chris! Chris: Wow, you guys seem even \Nmore cheery than usual. Darkness: We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return. Chris: Return? Darkness: Care to join us? Kazuma: Come on! No need to worry \Nabout the money! Chris: Sorry, I've got stuff to do today. Chris: Some other time, 'kay? Kazuma: Yeah! Count on it. Chris: See ya! Megumin: Kazuma, Kazuma! There was this robe I had my eye on... Kazuma: Well, we'll just buy that too! Kazuma: Let me just give the Magic Mallet a few shakes, and... Kazuma: Mallet! Kazuma: I'm never leaving the house again! Kazuma: A shut-in like me never should've set his sights so high! Megumin: Losing the mallet was a shame, \Nbut I'm glad to have you back to normal. Aqua: I can see he's back to being \Na full-on degenerate. Aqua: Weird how that's so reassuring. Aqua: Makes me realize I don't \Nreally have to try, either. Darkness: Don't let the sloth take you, too, Aqua! Hagen: Pardon me. Hagen: Is anyone home? Hagen: Hello? Hagen: Is anyone... Aqua/Kazuma: Gotcha! Hagen: Wh-What's this?! Hagen: Stop! Stop this at once! Kazuma: I don't know who you are or what \Nthis is, but I bet it's trouble! Kazuma: Just leave us alone, you jinx! Aqua: Kazuma, Drain Touch! \NUse Drain Touch until he blacks out! Aqua: We'll toss him out and \Nsay he was never here! Darkness: You fools! Darkness: Hagen? What are you doing here? Hagen: Milady, I have bad news! I'm afraid \Nyour only asset may be at risk... Kazuma: Wait, they can shrink?! Kazuma: That lascivious body of \Nhers is gonna dry up?! Darkness: What are you even saying?! Hagen: Not that! The family is on the \Nverge of losing its standing, Hagen: which would leave the young mistress \Nwithout her only real asset: her privilege! Darkness: Th-That also sounds insulting! Darkness: This is... the royal family's seal. Kazuma: What's up? Darkness: N-Not a thing! Darkness: Uh, well, it's no concern of \Nyours, Kazuma! Don't sweat it. Kazuma: Show me. Darkness: No! Darkness: You said it yourself earlier! \NYou don't want any trouble, so— Kazuma: Steal! Darkness: L-Let it go! Darkness: Don't do it! Kazuma: "Sir Satou Kazuma, who has slain a number \Nof the Devil King army's generals. Kazuma: I would like to hear of your \Nheroic exploits in person, Kazuma: and am extending dinner \Ninvitations to that end. Kazuma: Iris, first princess." Darkness: Kazuma! You can't go! Darkness: You'll be beheaded if this goes poorly! It's not like you have any manners, is it? Darkness: I-I know! If it's food you want, I'm sure \Nwe can rent out a nice restaurant... Kazuma/Megumin/Aqua: It's the dawning of our age! Darkness: K-Kill me! Darkness: Just kill me now! Darkness: Strike me down!
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