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Kazuma: Dad. Mom.

Kazuma: Kazuma here!

Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...

Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon me.

Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon.

Kazuma: You know, your humble son happens to be the \Ncenter of a lot of female attention lately!

Kazuma: Oh right, your humble son happens to be

Kazuma: I've been told how someone \Nwants to have my baby,

Kazuma: getting attention from all the girls lately!

Kazuma: and ladies with explosive proportions \Nhave made spicy appeals...

Kazuma: They say things like, "I want your baby,"

Kazuma: You might be meeting your grandchild \Nsooner than any of us thought.

Kazuma: and unbelievably stacked ladies have made some spicy suggestions...

Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who defeated \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!

Kazuma: You might end up being grandparents before any of us expected.

Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, who's a candidate \Nfor being a Hero!

Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who took down \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!

Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's rich!

Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, the candidate for being a Hero!

Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's loaded!

Adventurer: Marry me!

Kazuma: Settle down, ladies. \NThere's only one of me to go around.

Kazuma: Settle down. \NThere's only one of me to go around.

Kazuma: There, there...

Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.

Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax a little.

Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax will you.

Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...

Kazuma: Whoa! Getting kinda aggressive!

Kazuma: Whoa! Getting a little rough there!

Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!

Kazuma: I happen to be a very formal guy who \Nappreciates a proper courtship!

Kazuma: I think you should at least \Nbuy me dinner first!

Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.

Sylvia: I like you. I like you.

Sylvia: I love you!

Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!

Eptitle Sign: Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future!

Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.

Megumin: What is it?

Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?

Darkness: If you mean the bubbly, the bottles \Nwere empty, so I threw them out.

Darkness: If you're talking about the bubbly, the bottles were empty, so I threw them out.

Aqua: That's weird.

Aqua: That's strange.

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!

Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...

Kazuma: The wind...

Kazuma: The sun...

Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually profound.

Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually deep.

Megumin: Kazuma is at the age where he gets \Nthe urge to mutter that kind of thing.

Megumin: Kazuma is at that age where he gets the urge to mutter that kind of thing.

Megumin: And oh, yes, I totally get it.

Megumin: Ah yes, I understand it quite well.

Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out, \Nscreaming out of the blue like that.

Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out here, screaming out of the blue like that.

Aqua: Y-You don't have to worry \Nabout the bubbly, okay?

Aqua: L-Look, let's forget \Nabout the bubbly, okay?

Kazuma: What're you talking about?

All: KONOSUBA!

All: Konosuba!

Luna: What brings you all in so early?

Luna: What brings you all in here so early?

Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!

Aqua: So bring on all the bubbly you've got!

Aqua: So bring out all the bubbly you've got!

Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!

Kazuma: Make sure you can pay \Nbefore ordering that kinda—

Kazuma: Make sure you can afford the bill before—

Kazuma: More bubbly over here!

Kazuma: Miss! More bubbly over here!

Megumin: I'd like some, too, miss!

Megumin: I'd like some as well, Miss!

Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!

Megumin: But it's not fair! I want to drink, too!

Megumin: But it's no fair! I want to drink, too!

Kazuma: Well, too bad! No drinky for loli!

Kazuma: Too bad for you!

Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about treating me to—

Kazuma: Loli no get drinky!

Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about you buy me a rou—

Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!

Kazuma: The wind...

All: KO! NO! SU! BA!

Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.

Megumin: Wh-Wh-What brought this on?!

Aqua: So you're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head?

Aqua: You're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head, then?

Kazuma: I don't think that's required.

Kazuma: I don't think that's a requirement.

Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,

Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!

Kazuma: Hell no. Absolutely anywhere else.

Kazuma: Hell no. Literally anywhere but there.

Darkness: Could you at least explain?

Darkness: Could you at least explain yourself?

Kazuma: There was a point when I thought... \Nthat my springtime had come.

Kazuma: I was starting to believe that my life was finally about to blossom...

Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.

Kazuma: I was under the covers \Nwith our resident loli.

Kazuma: I was getting cozy with our resident loli.

Kazuma: I had thought my popular phase was \Ndawning... yet here I am, alone.

Kazuma: I had thought I was actually starting to get popular... yet I remain here, alone.

Kazuma: All I really experienced was a threat to \Nmy chastity brought upon by some orcs,

Kazuma: All I really got out of it were some orcs threatening my chastity,

Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...

Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!

Aqua: You're so tired. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.

Aqua: You're worn out. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.

Aqua: The dogma of the Axis Order... when—

Aqua: According to the dogma of the Axis Order... when—

Kazuma: Do not!

Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!

Kazuma: Never again!

Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!

Kazuma: Don't try and stop me!

Kazuma: Keep outta my way!

Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?

Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.

Roughneck: Especially when you're young...

Roughneck: Since you've got infinite potential.

Roughneck: Since you've got limitless potential.

Kazuma: Thanks, man.

Kazuma: Thanks.

Kazuma: Miss, I need directions \Nto the nearest temple.

Kazuma: Miss, I'd like directions \Nto the nearest temple.

Luna: O-Of what discipline?

Kazuma: Let's make it a strict one.

Kazuma: Preferably a very strict one.

Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit of a journey, but...

Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit out of the way, but...

Kazuma: Thank you so much! For everything!

Kazuma: Thank you so much! \NFor everything you've done!

Kazuma: Also, I had a crush on you!

Kazuma: Also, I kinda had a crush on you!

Trio: Kazuma!

Trio: KONOSUBA!

Trio: Konosuba!

Megumin: Wait a minute!

Megumin: You should reconsider, Kazuma!

Megumin: You should think this over, Kazuma!

Darkness: She's right. Maybe after a good night's sleep...

Darkness: She's right. Maybe you should sleep on it...

Aqua: It's fine. He'll be desperate for some \Nbubbly by the time the sun's setting.

Aqua: It'll be fine. He'll be desperate for some bubbly by sunset.

Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, useless goddess!

Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, you useless goddess!

Aqua: You called me that again!

Kazuma: What's wrong with calling \Nyou what you are?!

Kazuma: What's the problem with calling you what you are?!

Megumin: Goodbye...

Megumin: Explosion!

Megumin: What the...

Kazuma: My resolve is as firm as \Nthat mountain over there!

Kazuma: My resolve is as sturdy \Nas that mountain over there!

Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone

Aqua: with the mental resilience \Nof tofu like Kazuma-san!

Aqua: with the mental resolve of tofu!

Kazuma: Why, you! Okay, grit those teeth!

Kazuma: Why, you! Okay girl, grit those teeth!

Kazuma: I've got a gender equality punch \Nwith your name written all over it!

Kazuma: Equal rights means you get equal lefts!

Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.

Darkness: And you're laughing too much, Aqua.

Darkness: And you're finding this a bit too funny, Aqua.

Megumin: Of all the immature nonsense.

Megumin: What's this childish nonsense?

Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...

Kazuma: That's rich, coming from the loli archetype!

Kazuma: That's rich, coming from our resident loli archetype!

Kazuma: Is that frugal frame of yours \Never gonna hit a growth spurt?!

Kazuma: Is that modest frame of yours \Never gonna hit its growth spurt?!

Megumin: Snap.

Megumin: And here I was trying to show \Na degree of restraint...

Megumin: And here I was trying to show a modicum of restraint...

Megumin: Very well! I will blow your \Nresolve to smithereens, Kazuma!

Megumin: Very well! Allow me to blow your resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!

Megumin: It was that mountain, wasn't it?!

Megumin: That mountain, was it?!

Kazuma: You id—

Kazuma: You dum—

Megumin: Explosion!

Megumin: It's been a while since we \Nslept under the stars like this.

Megumin: It's been a while since we spent a night under the stars like this.

Kazuma: Don't think you can get out \Nof this with pithy remarks!

Kazuma: Don't think you can sweet talk \Nyour way out of this!

Kazuma: No one is carrying you tomorrow, got it?!

Kazuma: Nobody's carrying you tomorrow, got it?!

Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...

Sylvia: I'm doing it on—

Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?

Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...

Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.

Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?

Megumin: What kind of lifestyle led to that?

Megumin: What exactly about your life led to that?

Kazuma: Well...

Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,

Kazuma: tackling dangerous bosses...

Kazuma: taking down dangerous bosses...

Kazuma: I got up to all kinds of \Ncrazy stuff on zero sleep.

Kazuma: I got up to some crazy stuff on zero sleep.

Darkness: R-Remarkable...

Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.

Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nand a tinge of nostalgia.

Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nwith a tinge of nostalgia.

Aqua: You gonna tell them that \Nwas all in video games?

Aqua: Hey... Are you talking about being a gamer?

Darkness: Well, if anything happens, wake me up! \NYou can even be rough about it!

Darkness: If anything happens, wake me up! I don't mind if you have to get a little rough!

Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you \Nup real crazy-style.

Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you up \Nlike you wouldn't believe.

Megumin: If you need reminding, there are certain \Nlines you shouldn't cross as comrades.

Megumin: I'm not sure if this needs to be said, but there are certain lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.

Kazuma: When you tell a real man that \Nthere's a line he shouldn't cross,

Kazuma: That's the thing about men. You tell him there's a line he shouldn't cross,

Kazuma: he gets the urge to cross it.

Kazuma: and he's gonna get the urge to cross it.

Megumin: Why would you try to make that \Nsound like a good thing?!

Megumin: Why do you sound like you think that's a good thing?!

Aqua: More bubbly!

Megumin: So, um... have you ever \Nconsidered going home?

Megumin: So, um... Have you ever \Nconsidered going home?

Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.

Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?

Kazuma: Oh, pipe down! I've already—

Kazuma: Just shut it! I've already—

Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to Explosion Magic.

Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to explosion magic.

Megumin: And you've only seen an Explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.

Megumin: And you've only seen an explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.

Megumin: One day...

Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point Explosion.

Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point explosion.

Kazuma: I-I mean... living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.

Kazuma: I-I mean... Living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.

Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is incoming.

Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is on the way.

Kazuma: G-Good point...

Kazuma: F-Fair point...

Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.

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Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon me.
Kazuma: You know, your humble son happens to be the \Ncenter of a lot of female attention lately!
Kazuma: I've been told how someone \Nwants to have my baby,
Kazuma: and ladies with explosive proportions \Nhave made spicy appeals...
Kazuma: You might be meeting your grandchild \Nsooner than any of us thought.
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who defeated \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, who's a candidate \Nfor being a Hero!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's rich!
Adventurer: Marry me!
Kazuma: Settle down, ladies. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax a little.
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
Kazuma: Whoa! Getting kinda aggressive!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
Kazuma: I happen to be a very formal guy who \Nappreciates a proper courtship!
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
Eptitle Sign: Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future!
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Megumin: What is it?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
Darkness: If you mean the bubbly, the bottles \Nwere empty, so I threw them out.
Aqua: That's weird.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The sun...
Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually profound.
Megumin: Kazuma is at the age where he gets \Nthe urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin: And oh, yes, I totally get it.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out, \Nscreaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua: Y-You don't have to worry \Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
All: KONOSUBA!
Luna: What brings you all in so early?
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
Aqua: So bring on all the bubbly you've got!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Make sure you can pay \Nbefore ordering that kinda—
Kazuma: More bubbly over here!
Megumin: I'd like some, too, miss!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
Megumin: But it's not fair! I want to drink, too!
Kazuma: Well, too bad! No drinky for loli!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about treating me to—
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: The wind...
All: KO! NO! SU! BA!
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
Megumin: Wh-Wh-What brought this on?!
Aqua: You're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head, then?
Kazuma: I don't think that's a requirement.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
Kazuma: Hell no. Absolutely anywhere else.
Darkness: Could you at least explain?
Kazuma: There was a point when I thought... \Nthat my springtime had come.
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
Kazuma: I was under the covers \Nwith our resident loli.
Kazuma: I had thought my popular phase was \Ndawning... yet here I am, alone.
Kazuma: All I really experienced was a threat to \Nmy chastity brought upon by some orcs,
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
Aqua: You're so tired. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua: The dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
Kazuma: Don't try and stop me!
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
Roughneck: Since you've got infinite potential.
Kazuma: Thanks, man.
Kazuma: Miss, I need directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
Kazuma: Let's make it a strict one.
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit of a journey, but...
Kazuma: Thank you so much! For everything!
Kazuma: Also, I had a crush on you!
Trio: Kazuma!
Trio: KONOSUBA!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
Megumin: You should reconsider, Kazuma!
Darkness: She's right. Maybe after a good night's sleep...
Aqua: It's fine. He'll be desperate for some \Nbubbly by the time the sun's setting.
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, useless goddess!
Aqua: You called me that again!
Kazuma: What's wrong with calling \Nyou what you are?!
Megumin: Goodbye...
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: What the...
Kazuma: My resolve is as firm as \Nthat mountain over there!
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
Aqua: with the mental resilience \Nof tofu like Kazuma-san!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay, grit those teeth!
Kazuma: I've got a gender equality punch \Nwith your name written all over it!
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
Darkness: And you're laughing too much, Aqua.
Megumin: Of all the immature nonsense.
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
Kazuma: That's rich, coming from the loli archetype!
Kazuma: Is that frugal frame of yours \Never gonna hit a growth spurt?!
Megumin: Snap.
Megumin: And here I was trying to show \Na degree of restraint...
Megumin: Very well! I will blow your \Nresolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin: It was that mountain, wasn't it?!
Kazuma: You id—
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: It's been a while since we \Nslept under the stars like this.
Kazuma: Don't think you can get out \Nof this with pithy remarks!
Kazuma: No one is carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
Megumin: What kind of lifestyle led to that?
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
Kazuma: tackling dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: I got up to all kinds of \Ncrazy stuff on zero sleep.
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nand a tinge of nostalgia.
Aqua: You gonna tell them that \Nwas all in video games?
Darkness: Well, if anything happens, wake me up! \NYou can even be rough about it!
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you \Nup real crazy-style.
Megumin: If you need reminding, there are certain \Nlines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Kazuma: When you tell a real man that \Nthere's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma: he gets the urge to cross it.
Megumin: Why would you try to make that \Nsound like a good thing?!
Aqua: More bubbly!
Megumin: So, um... have you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
Kazuma: Oh, pipe down! I've already—
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to Explosion Magic.
Megumin: And you've only seen an Explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: One day...
Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point Explosion.
Kazuma: I-I mean... living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is incoming.
Kazuma: G-Good point...
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.
Kazuma: Hang on! My deal with Vanir \Nwasn't finished, either!
Kazuma: Considering all the money coming in,
Kazuma: maybe it'd be nice to just \Nrelax with the rest of you...
Megumin: I happen to like my life as it is, too, \Nso I'd prefer things didn't change.
Megumin: The occasional brushes with danger, \Nand overcoming them together...
Kazuma: Wait, what the hell is so fun \Nabout the brushes with danger?
Megumin: It'd be nice...
Megumin: It'd be nice if things could stay \Nthe way they are, for all of us.
Kazuma: What the heck?! So bittersweet!
Kazuma: What's going on here? What's this \Ngirl doing? What's with the hand?
Kazuma: Maybe I really did hit a popular phase?!
Kazuma: Does she want me to make a move?!
Kazuma: "Maybe you could say \Nsomething really smooth."
Kazuma: Who the hell do you think I am?! \NI'm way too pure for that!
Kazuma: Calm down. Take a deep breath first.
Kazuma: Okay...
Kazuma: Megumin... I...
Kazuma: Maybe I won't join the—
Kazuma: It's past these woods.
Kazuma: A new chapter in my life is beginning!
Megumin: I can't believe that just happened...
Aqua: You're just gonna come crying home. \NI'll be waiting with some chilled bubbly.
Kazuma: Shut up!
Darkness: Say, Megumin! What happened? \NWhat exactly did he do to you?
Kazuma: Hey, someone's around.
Aqua: She's injured! Hey, are you okay?
Kazuma: That's a monster in disguise.
Kazuma: My enemy detection is going crazy.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma! I'm getting this weird \Nurge to cast Heal on that girl!
Kazuma: Yes, I'm Kazuma.
Kazuma: "Tranquility Girls. A type of plant monster."
Kazuma: "A dangerous breed of creature
Kazuma: that evokes an intense protective \Ninstinct in passing travelers."
Darkness: Hey, Kazuma! She keeps looking \Nthis way like she's about to cry!
Kazuma: Hi, I'm Kazuma.
Kazuma: "When in her presence, \Nshe will maintain a reassuring smile
Kazuma: that makes it difficult to leave her be.
Kazuma: The more good-natured a traveler is, \Nthe greater the threat this monster poses.
Kazuma: Caution is advised."
Megumin: K-K-K-Kazuma! It looks like she's \Ndesperately trying not to cry!
Kazuma: That's me, Kazuma...
Megumin: Would it be all right if I gave her a hug?!
Kazuma: Are any of you even listening?!
Kazuma: That's a monster that the \Nguild has put out a hit on!
Aqua: I'll heal you right now.
Megumin: You'll be okay.
Aqua: Huh? These aren't bandages. \NThey just look like them.
Kazuma: That reaction is how she catches \Ntravelers, and after they starve,
Kazuma: her roots will dig in.
Aqua: What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?!
Megumin: I won't let you!
Kazuma: It's not like I want to! \NWhat choice do we have?!
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Kazuma: What, she can talk?
Kazuma: You're giving me that look now, too?!
Aqua: You can relax! I'll shut him up \Nwith these holy fists of mine!
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Tranquility Girl: Kill me?
Kazuma: Get a grip! She's a killer!
Tranqulity Girl: Kill me?
Kazuma: Would it be worse to let her go?! \NOr to deal with her myself?!
Aqua: Kazuma...
Aqua: Any decision you make \Nthat you're not sure of
Aqua: is one that you will have \Nsecond thoughts about.
Aqua: So you should choose whichever \Nis easiest in the moment.
Kazuma: What kind of advice is that? \NOther than the human failure kind.
Tranqulity Girl: Sorry... it's... because I'm alive.
Tranqulity Girl: I'm a monster... so...
Tranqulity Girl: being alive... is trouble for people.
Tranqulity Girl: For the first time... \NI got to talk to humans...
Tranqulity Girl: I'm glad you were the first... \Nand last... I met.
Tranqulity Girl: If... I am reborn...
Tranqulity Girl: Next time... I hope I'm not a monster...
Kazuma: How the hell am I supposed to kill her?
Kazuma: This sucks.
Kazuma: A monster you feel bad about,\Nwhether you kill her or not? For real?
Aqua: I'm surprised you still had a heart, Kazuma.
Kazuma: Of course I do!
Kazuma: Well, she said it was the first \Ntime she had spoken to humans.
Kazuma: That probably means she \Nhasn't claimed any victims yet.
Kazuma: Huh? Hang on...
Aqua: What's wrong? Your tummy acting up?
Aqua: I've got some extra paper right here.
Kazuma: Not that!
Kazuma: I just remembered something!
Kazuma: Be right back!
Aqua: He's so embarrassed!
Kazuma: Drop it!
Kazuma: This mountain path leads to the temple.
Kazuma: I should ask her not to hurt \Nanyone if they do show up!
Kazuma: Yeah! If I can talk sense into her,
Kazuma: I'll offer to bring her food \Nfrom the temple every day!
Kazuma: That's a great idea! \NMaybe me becoming a monk was fate!
Kazuma: I bet it was! It must have been!
Kazuma: Hey—
Tranquility Girl: Those dorks looked nice and meaty. \NI bet they would've made a great meal.
Tranquility Girl: I wonder where I screwed up.
Tranquility Girl: Kill me?
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Tranquility Girl: If... If I am reborn...
Tranquility Girl: Humans? Family? Friends?
Tranquility Girl: Friends!
Tranquility Girl: Oh, that's it! That's gonna get 'em.
Tranquility Girl: If I could be reborn... I hope... \Nwe can be... friends!
Tranquility Girl: That's hilarious! It's so gonna work!
Tranquility Girl: This guy's basically dried up.
Tranquility Girl: I'll have to take down the next sucker \Nthat shows up with my new lines.
Tranquility Girl: Okay, the weather's nice enough.\NI might as well photosynthesize.
Tranquility Girl: We friends? You pretend... not hear that?
Kazuma: You could talk fine this \Nwhole time, dumbass!
Tranqulity Girl: Friends! Friends!
Kazuma: Let's go home!
Kazuma: I feel like I've gotten over a lot of \Nillusions I had! Back to Axel we go!
Darkness: Really, Kazuma?!
Kazuma: Yeah.
Aqua: You look absolutely refreshed. \NThat must've been a big one.
Kazuma: Yeah.
Kazuma: Yeah.
Aqua: Were you okay without any paper?
Kazuma: Yeah—eh?
Kazuma: It wasn't that, okay?!
Aqua: Huh?
Aqua: What's with the mallet?
Kazuma: Oh, I came across a body that \NI buried, and it had this.
Aqua: I feel like I've seen it somewhere before...
Aqua: Let me take a look.
Kazuma: Knock it off! Don't be so rough with it!
Kazuma: It might be worth something!
All: Let's go home!
Sylvia: I'm doing it on purpose!
Sylvia: On purpose! I'm doing this on purpose!
Sylvia: Hey, damn it! I'm smashing into you on—
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san!
Aqua: There was some fancy bubbly \NI had been wanting to buy.
Kazuma: Well, we're gonna buy it, then!
Kazuma: It's amazing
Kazuma: how big a difference financial security \Ncan make on your state of mind!
Chris: Hey!
Kazuma: Chris!
Chris: Wow, you guys seem even \Ncheerier than usual.
Darkness: We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return.
Chris: Return?
Darkness: Care to join us?
Kazuma: Come on! You don't need \Nto worry about the price!
Chris: Sorry, I've got stuff to do today.
Chris: Invite me some other time, okay?
Kazuma: Yeah! Count on it.
Chris: See ya!
Megumin: Kazuma, Kazuma! There was \Na robe I had been eyeing...
Kazuma: Well, we can buy that, too!
Kazuma: Let me just shake our Magic Mallet and...
Kazuma: Mallet!
Kazuma: I'm never leaving the house again!
Kazuma: A shut-in like me never \Nshould've gotten such big ideas!
Megumin: The loss of the mallet is a shame, \Nbut I'm glad to have you back to normal.
Aqua: I can see he's already back \Nto being a full-blown loser.
Aqua: The weird thing is, it's reassuring.
Aqua: Makes me realize I don't \Nhave to try, either...
Darkness: Don't let the sloth take you, too, Aqua!
Hagen: Pardon me.
Hagen: Is anyone home?
Hagen: Hello?
Hagen: Is anyone...
Aqua/Kazuma: Gotcha!
Hagen: Wh-What is this?!
Hagen: Stop! Knock it off!
Kazuma: I have no idea who you are or what \Nthis is, but I bet it's trouble!
Kazuma: Leave us alone, you jinx!
Aqua: Kazuma, Drain Touch! \NUse Drain Touch until he's knocked out!
Aqua: We'll toss him out and \Nsay no one ever came by!
Darkness: You fools!
Darkness: KONOSUBA!
Darkness: Hagen? What are you doing here?
Hagen: Milady, I have bad news! I'm afraid \Nyour only asset may be in danger...
Kazuma: Wait, she's gonna shrink?!
Kazuma: This lascivious body of \Nhers is gonna dry up?!
Darkness: What are you even saying?!
Hagen: Not that! The family is on the \Nverge of losing its standing,
Hagen: which would leave the young mistress \Nwithout her only real asset: her privilege!
Darkness: Th-That also seems insulting!
Darkness: This is... the royal family's seal.
Kazuma: What's up?
Darkness: N-Not a thing!
Darkness: Uh, well, it's no concern of \Nyours, Kazuma! Don't worry.
Kazuma: Gimme.
Darkness: No!
Darkness: It's like you said before! \NYou don't want any trouble, so—
Kazuma: Steal!
Darkness: L-Let it go!
Darkness: Don't do it!
Kazuma: "Sir Satou Kazuma, who has slain a number \Nof the Devil King army's generals.
Kazuma: I wish to hear of your \Nheroic exploits in person,
Kazuma: and am extending dinner \Ninvitations to that end.
Kazuma: Iris, first princess."
Darkness: Kazuma! You can't go!
Darkness: You'll be beheaded if this goes poorly! \NIt's not like you know your manners, right?
Darkness: I-I know! If it's food you want, I'm sure \Nwe can rent out a nice restaurant...
Kazuma/Megumin/Aqua: It's the dawning of our age!
Darkness: K-Kill me!
Darkness: Just kill me!
Darkness: Strike me down!

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Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon.
Kazuma: Oh right, your humble son happens to be
Kazuma: getting attention from all the girls lately!
Kazuma: They say things like, "I want your baby,"
Kazuma: and unbelievably stacked ladies have made some spicy suggestions...
Kazuma: You might end up being grandparents before any of us expected.
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who took down \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, the candidate for being a Hero!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's loaded!
Adventurer: Marry me!
Kazuma: Settle down. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax will you.
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
Kazuma: Whoa! Getting a little rough there!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
Kazuma: I think you should at least \Nbuy me dinner first!
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Megumin: What is it?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
Darkness: If you're talking about the bubbly, the bottles were empty, so I threw them out.
Aqua: That's strange.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The sun...
Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually deep.
Megumin: Kazuma is at that age where he gets the urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin: Ah yes, I understand it quite well.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out here, screaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua: L-Look, let's forget \Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
All: Konosuba!
Luna: What brings you all in here so early?
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
Aqua: So bring out all the bubbly you've got!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Make sure you can afford the bill before—
Kazuma: Miss! More bubbly over here!
Megumin: I'd like some as well, Miss!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
Megumin: But it's no fair! I want to drink, too!
Kazuma: Too bad for you!
Kazuma: Loli no get drinky!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about you buy me a rou—
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
Aqua: So you're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head?
Kazuma: I don't think that's required.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
Kazuma: Hell no. Literally anywhere but there.
Darkness: Could you at least explain yourself?
Kazuma: I was starting to believe that my life was finally about to blossom...
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
Kazuma: I was getting cozy with our resident loli.
Kazuma: I had thought I was actually starting to get popular... yet I remain here, alone.
Kazuma: All I really got out of it were some orcs threatening my chastity,
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
Aqua: You're worn out. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua: According to the dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
Kazuma: Keep outta my way!
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
Roughneck: Since you've got limitless potential.
Kazuma: Thanks.
Kazuma: Miss, I'd like directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
Kazuma: Preferably a very strict one.
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit out of the way, but...
Kazuma: Thank you so much! \NFor everything you've done!
Kazuma: Also, I kinda had a crush on you!
Trio: Kazuma!
Trio: Konosuba!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
Megumin: You should think this over, Kazuma!
Darkness: She's right. Maybe you should sleep on it...
Aqua: It'll be fine. He'll be desperate for some bubbly by sunset.
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, you useless goddess!
Aqua: You called me that again!
Kazuma: What's the problem with calling you what you are?!
Megumin: Goodbye... 
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: What the...
Kazuma: My resolve is as sturdy \Nas that mountain over there!
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
Aqua: with the mental resolve of tofu!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay girl, grit those teeth!
Kazuma: Equal rights means you get equal lefts!
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
Darkness: And you're finding this a bit too funny, Aqua.
Megumin: What's this childish nonsense?
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
Kazuma: That's rich, coming from our resident loli archetype!
Kazuma: Is that modest frame of yours \Never gonna hit its growth spurt?!
Megumin: Snap.
Megumin: And here I was trying to show a modicum of restraint...
Megumin: Very well! Allow me to blow your resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin: That mountain, was it?!
Kazuma: You dum—
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: It's been a while since we spent a night under the stars like this.
Kazuma: Don't think you can sweet talk \Nyour way out of this!
Kazuma: Nobody's carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
Megumin: What exactly about your life led to that?
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
Kazuma: taking down dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: I got up to some crazy stuff on zero sleep.
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nwith a tinge of nostalgia.
Aqua: Hey... Are you talking about being a gamer?
Darkness: If anything happens, wake me up! I don't mind if you have to get a little rough!
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you up \Nlike you wouldn't believe.
Megumin: I'm not sure if this needs to be said, but there are certain lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Kazuma: That's the thing about men. You tell him there's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma: and he's gonna get the urge to cross it.
Megumin: Why do you sound like you think that's a good thing?!
Aqua: More bubbly!
Megumin: So, um... Have you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
Kazuma: Just shut it! I've already—
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to explosion magic.
Megumin: And you've only seen an explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: One day...
Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point explosion.
Kazuma: I-I mean... Living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is on the way.
Kazuma: F-Fair point...
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.
Kazuma: Hold on! My deal with Vanir \Nwasn't finished, either!
Kazuma: Considering all the money coming in,
Kazuma: it might not be so bad to just kick back with the rest of you...
Megumin: I also happen to like my life as it is, \Nso I'd prefer things not change.
Megumin: Having the occasional brush with danger, \Nand overcoming them together...
Kazuma: Wait, why the hell do you enjoy the brushes with danger?
Megumin: It'd be nice...
Megumin: It'd be nice if things could stay \Nthe way they are, for all of us.
Kazuma: What the heck?! So bittersweet!
Kazuma: What's going on? What's this girl doing? What's with the hand?
Kazuma: Maybe I really am getting popular?!
Kazuma: Does she want me to make the next move?!
Kazuma: "Maybe you could say \Nsomething really smooth."
Kazuma: Who the hell do you think I am?! \NI'm way too pure for that!
Kazuma: Calm down. Let's start with a deep breath.
Kazuma: Okay...
Kazuma: Megumin... I...
Kazuma: Maybe I won't join—
Kazuma: It's past these woods.
Kazuma: The next chapter of my life is about to begin!
Megumin: I can't believe that just happened...
Aqua: It's not like you won't come home crying. I'll keep a chilled bubbly waiting for you.
Kazuma: Shut up!
Darkness: Say, Megumin! What happened? \NWhat exactly did he do?
Kazuma: Hey, someone's over there.
Aqua: She's injured! Hey, are you okay?
Kazuma: That's a monster in disguise.
Kazuma: My enemy detection is going crazy.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma! I'm getting a weird \Nurge to cast Heal on her!
Kazuma: Yes, Kazuma speaking.
Kazuma: "Tranquility Girls. A type of plant monster."
Kazuma: "A dangerous breed of creature
Kazuma: that evokes an intense protective \Ninstinct in passing travelers."
Darkness: Hey, Kazuma! She keeps looking at us like she's about to cry!
Kazuma: This is Kazuma.
Kazuma: "When people are nearby, she will maintain a reassuring smile
Kazuma: that makes it difficult to walk away.
Kazuma: The more good-natured a traveler is, \Nthe greater the threat this monster poses.
Kazuma: Caution is advised."
Kazuma: That's me, Kazuma...
Megumin: Would it be okay if I gave her a hug?!
Kazuma: Are any of you even listening?!
Kazuma: That's a monster that the guild has a bounty on!
Aqua: I'll heal you right up.
Megumin: It'll be okay.
Aqua: Huh? These aren't actually bandages. \NThey just look like them.
Kazuma: That reaction is how she lures in \Ntravelers, and after they starve,
Kazuma: her roots will start to dig in.
Aqua: What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?!
Megumin: I won't let you!
Kazuma: It's not like I wanna do it! \NWhat choice do we have?!
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Kazuma: She can speak?
Kazuma: You're giving me that look now, too?!
Aqua: Don't worry! These holy fists will shut him up!
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Tranquility Girl: Kill me?
Kazuma: Get it together! She's a killer!
Tranqulity Girl: Kill me?
Kazuma: Would it be worse to let her go?! \NOr to take her out myself?!
Aqua: Kazuma...
Aqua: Any decision where you're \Nwavering this much
Aqua: is one where both roads lead to regret.
Aqua: So you should just do whatever seems easier at the time.
Kazuma: What the hell kind of advice is that? \NOther than the human garbage kind.
Tranqulity Girl: Sorry... it's... because I'm alive.
Tranqulity Girl: I'm a monster... so...
Tranqulity Girl: being alive... is trouble for people.
Tranqulity Girl: For the first time... \NI got to talk to humans...
Tranqulity Girl: I'm glad you were the first... \Nand last... I met.
Tranqulity Girl: If... I am reborn...
Tranqulity Girl: Next time... I hope I'm not a monster...
Kazuma: How the hell am I supposed to kill her now?
Kazuma: This sucks.
Kazuma: A monster you feel sorry for,\Nwhether you kill her or not?
Aqua: I'm surprised you still had a heart, Kazuma.
Kazuma: Of course I do!
Kazuma: Well, she did say we were the first humans she'd ever spoken to.
Kazuma: That means she probably \Nhasn't claimed any victims yet.
Kazuma: Huh? Hang on a sec...
Aqua: What's wrong? Your tummy acting up?
Aqua: I've got some extra paper with me.
Kazuma: Not that!
Kazuma: I just remembered something!
Kazuma: Be right back!
Aqua: He's so embarrassed!
Kazuma: Drop it!
Kazuma: This mountain path leads to the temple.
Kazuma: I should ask her not to hurt \Nanyone if they do show up!
Kazuma: That's right! If she's willing to listen,
Kazuma: I'll offer to bring her food \Nfrom the temple every day!
Kazuma: That's a great idea! \NMaybe me becoming a monk was fate!
Kazuma: I bet it was! It must have been!
Kazuma: Hey—
Tranquility Girl: Those damn punks looked real tasty. \NI bet they would've made a great meal.
Tranquility Girl: I wonder where I fumbled it.
Tranquility Girl: Kill me?
Tranquility Girl: Kill... me?
Tranquility Girl: If... If I am reborn...
Tranquility Girl: Humans? Family? Friends?
Tranquility Girl: Friends!
Tranquility Girl: Nailed it! That'll get 'em.
Tranquility Girl: If I could be reborn... I hope... \Nwe can be... friends!
Tranquility Girl: Too funny! It's perfect!
Tranquility Girl: This guy's basically a husk.
Tranquility Girl: I'll have to take out the next mark \Nthat shows up with my new lines.
Tranquility Girl: Okay, the weather's nice enough.\NI might as well photosynthesize.
Tranquility Girl: We friends? You pretend... not hear that?
Kazuma: Looks like you could just talk fine the whole time, dumbass!
Kazuma: Let's go home!
Kazuma: I feel like I'm finally seeing clearly! \NBack to Axel we go!
Darkness: Really, Kazuma?!
Kazuma: Yeah.
Aqua: You look absolutely rejuvinated. \NYou must feel so much lighter.
Kazuma: Yeah.
Kazuma: Yeah.
Aqua: Did you manage without the paper?
Kazuma: Yeah—eh?
Kazuma: It wasn't that, okay?!
Aqua: Huh?
Aqua: What's with the mallet?
Kazuma: Oh, I came across a body that \NI buried, and it had this.
Aqua: I feel like I've seen it somewhere before...
Aqua: Let me have a look.
Kazuma: Knock it off! Don't be so rough with it!
Kazuma: It might be worth something!
All: Let's go home!
Sylvia: I'm doing it on purpose!
Sylvia: On purpose! I'm doing this on purpose!
Sylvia: Hey, damn it! I'm smashing into you on—
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san!
Aqua: There was this high end bubbly I'd been wanting to buy.
Kazuma: I guess we'll be buying it!
Kazuma: It's amazing how much financial security can put your mind at ease!
Chris: Hey!
Kazuma: Chris!
Chris: Wow, you guys seem even \Nmore cheery than usual.
Darkness: We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return.
Chris: Return?
Darkness: Care to join us?
Kazuma: Come on! No need to worry \Nabout the money!
Chris: Sorry, I've got stuff to do today.
Chris: Some other time, 'kay?
Kazuma: Yeah! Count on it.
Chris: See ya!
Megumin: Kazuma, Kazuma! There was this robe I had my eye on...
Kazuma: Well, we'll just buy that too!
Kazuma: Let me just give the Magic Mallet a few shakes, and...
Kazuma: Mallet!
Kazuma: I'm never leaving the house again!
Kazuma: A shut-in like me never should've set his sights so high!
Megumin: Losing the mallet was a shame, \Nbut I'm glad to have you back to normal.
Aqua: I can see he's back to being \Na full-on degenerate.
Aqua: Weird how that's so reassuring.
Aqua: Makes me realize I don't \Nreally have to try, either.
Darkness: Don't let the sloth take you, too, Aqua!
Hagen: Pardon me.
Hagen: Is anyone home?
Hagen: Hello?
Hagen: Is anyone...
Aqua/Kazuma: Gotcha!
Hagen: Wh-What's this?!
Hagen: Stop! Stop this at once!
Kazuma: I don't know who you are or what \Nthis is, but I bet it's trouble!
Kazuma: Just leave us alone, you jinx!
Aqua: Kazuma, Drain Touch! \NUse Drain Touch until he blacks out!
Aqua: We'll toss him out and \Nsay he was never here!
Darkness: You fools!
Darkness: Hagen? What are you doing here?
Hagen: Milady, I have bad news! I'm afraid \Nyour only asset may be at risk...
Kazuma: Wait, they can shrink?!
Kazuma: That lascivious body of \Nhers is gonna dry up?!
Darkness: What are you even saying?!
Hagen: Not that! The family is on the \Nverge of losing its standing,
Hagen: which would leave the young mistress \Nwithout her only real asset: her privilege!
Darkness: Th-That also sounds insulting!
Darkness: This is... the royal family's seal.
Kazuma: What's up?
Darkness: N-Not a thing!
Darkness: Uh, well, it's no concern of \Nyours, Kazuma! Don't sweat it.
Kazuma: Show me.
Darkness: No!
Darkness: You said it yourself earlier! \NYou don't want any trouble, so—
Kazuma: Steal!
Darkness: L-Let it go!
Darkness: Don't do it!
Kazuma: "Sir Satou Kazuma, who has slain a number \Nof the Devil King army's generals.
Kazuma: I would like to hear of your \Nheroic exploits in person,
Kazuma: and am extending dinner \Ninvitations to that end.
Kazuma: Iris, first princess."
Darkness: Kazuma! You can't go!
Darkness: You'll be beheaded if this goes poorly! It's not like you have any manners, is it?
Darkness: I-I know! If it's food you want, I'm sure \Nwe can rent out a nice restaurant...
Kazuma/Megumin/Aqua: It's the dawning of our age!
Darkness: K-Kill me!
Darkness: Just kill me now!
Darkness: Strike me down!