CR vs Chihiro Konosuba S03E01

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Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Dad. Mom.
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: Kazuma here!
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
Kazuma: The Devil King's generals \Nthreaten this world...
Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon me.
Kazuma: Actually, I already told you \Nabout them. Pardon.
Kazuma: You know, your humble son happens to be the \Ncenter of a lot of female attention lately!
Kazuma: Oh right, your humble son happens to be
Kazuma: I've been told how someone \Nwants to have my baby,
Kazuma: getting attention from all the girls lately!
Kazuma: and ladies with explosive proportions \Nhave made spicy appeals...
Kazuma: They say things like, "I want your baby,"
Kazuma: You might be meeting your grandchild \Nsooner than any of us thought.
Kazuma: and unbelievably stacked ladies have made some spicy suggestions...
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who defeated \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Kazuma: You might end up being grandparents before any of us expected.
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, who's a candidate \Nfor being a Hero!
Adventurer (Hat): Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who took down \Nanother of the Devil King's generals!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's rich!
Adventurer (Pigtails): Kazuma-san, the candidate for being a Hero!
Adventurer (staff): Kazuma-san, who's loaded!
Adventurer: Marry me!
Adventurer: Marry me!
Kazuma: Settle down, ladies. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: Settle down. \NThere's only one of me to go around.
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: There, there...
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
Kazuma: Wow! Well, now.
Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax a little.
Kazuma: You're a feisty one, aren't you? \NRelax will you.
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
Kazuma: Come on, this is no place \Nfor that kind of thing...
Kazuma: Whoa! Getting kinda aggressive!
Kazuma: Whoa! Getting a little rough there!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
Kazuma: Hey, knock it off!
Kazuma: I happen to be a very formal guy who \Nappreciates a proper courtship!
Kazuma: I think you should at least \Nbuy me dinner first!
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I'm touching you on purpose.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I like you. I like you.
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: I love you!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
Sylvia: And I'm doing this on purpose!
Eptitle Sign: Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future!
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Aqua: Megumin, Megumin.
Megumin: What is it?
Megumin: What is it?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
Aqua: Do you know where our souvenirs \Nfrom the Crimson Demon Village are?
Darkness: If you mean the bubbly, the bottles \Nwere empty, so I threw them out.
Darkness: If you're talking about the bubbly, the bottles were empty, so I threw them out.
Aqua: That's weird.
Aqua: That's strange.
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink \Nall my bubbly, did you?!
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Aqua: Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The sun...
Kazuma: The sun...
Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually profound.
Darkness: What's gotten into you? \NThat's unusually deep.
Megumin: Kazuma is at the age where he gets \Nthe urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin: Kazuma is at that age where he gets the urge to mutter that kind of thing.
Megumin: And oh, yes, I totally get it.
Megumin: Ah yes, I understand it quite well.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out, \Nscreaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san?! You're freaking me out here, screaming out of the blue like that.
Aqua: Y-You don't have to worry \Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Aqua: L-Look, let's forget \Nabout the bubbly, okay?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
Kazuma: What're you talking about?
All: KONOSUBA!
All: Konosuba!
Luna: What brings you all in so early?
Luna: What brings you all in here so early?
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
Aqua: We're getting a reward for saving \Nthe Crimson Demon Village!
Aqua: So bring on all the bubbly you've got!
Aqua: So bring out all the bubbly you've got!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Make sure you can pay \Nbefore ordering that kinda—
Kazuma: Make sure you can afford the bill before—
Kazuma: More bubbly over here!
Kazuma: Miss! More bubbly over here!
Megumin: I'd like some, too, miss!
Megumin: I'd like some as well, Miss!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
Darkness: Megumin, you're still too young!
Megumin: But it's not fair! I want to drink, too!
Megumin: But it's no fair! I want to drink, too!
Kazuma: Well, too bad! No drinky for loli!
Kazuma: Too bad for you!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about treating me to—
Kazuma: Loli no get drinky!
Dust: Damn, look at you go! \NHow about you buy me a rou—
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: Don't stand behind me!
Kazuma: The wind...
Kazuma: The wind...
All: KO! NO! SU! BA!
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
Kazuma: I'm thinking about joining the faith.
Megumin: Wh-Wh-What brought this on?!
Aqua: So you're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head?
Aqua: You're gonna become a monk \Nwith a shiny head, then?
Kazuma: I don't think that's required.
Kazuma: I don't think that's a requirement.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's \Na church you're looking to serve,
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
Aqua: I highly recommend the Order of Axis!
Kazuma: Hell no. Absolutely anywhere else.
Kazuma: Hell no. Literally anywhere but there.
Darkness: Could you at least explain?
Darkness: Could you at least explain yourself?
Kazuma: There was a point when I thought... \Nthat my springtime had come.
Kazuma: I was starting to believe that my life was finally about to blossom...
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
Kazuma: Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.
Kazuma: I was under the covers \Nwith our resident loli.
Kazuma: I was getting cozy with our resident loli.
Kazuma: I had thought my popular phase was \Ndawning... yet here I am, alone.
Kazuma: I had thought I was actually starting to get popular... yet I remain here, alone.
Kazuma: All I really experienced was a threat to \Nmy chastity brought upon by some orcs,
Kazuma: All I really got out of it were some orcs threatening my chastity,
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: and PTSD from committing \Nlovers' suicide with a chimera...
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
Kazuma: I was... dead wrong!
Aqua: You're so tired. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua: You're worn out. Let me share \Nsome words of wisdom with you.
Aqua: The dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Aqua: According to the dogma of the Axis Order... when—
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: Do not!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: That kinda advice is what \Ngot me in this situation!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: Never again!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
Kazuma: I'm job-changing from \NAdventurer to Monk, damn it!
Kazuma: Don't try and stop me!
Kazuma: Keep outta my way!
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: There are times when you'll feel like that.
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
Roughneck: Especially when you're young...
Roughneck: Since you've got infinite potential.
Roughneck: Since you've got limitless potential.
Kazuma: Thanks, man.
Kazuma: Thanks.
Kazuma: Miss, I need directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Kazuma: Miss, I'd like directions \Nto the nearest temple.
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
Luna: O-Of what discipline?
Kazuma: Let's make it a strict one.
Kazuma: Preferably a very strict one.
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit of a journey, but...
Luna: Well, I do have this. \NIt's a bit out of the way, but...
Kazuma: Thank you so much! For everything!
Kazuma: Thank you so much! \NFor everything you've done!
Kazuma: Also, I had a crush on you!
Kazuma: Also, I kinda had a crush on you!
Trio: Kazuma!
Trio: Kazuma!
Trio: KONOSUBA!
Trio: Konosuba!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
Megumin: Wait a minute!
Megumin: You should reconsider, Kazuma!
Megumin: You should think this over, Kazuma!
Darkness: She's right. Maybe after a good night's sleep...
Darkness: She's right. Maybe you should sleep on it...
Aqua: It's fine. He'll be desperate for some \Nbubbly by the time the sun's setting.
Aqua: It'll be fine. He'll be desperate for some bubbly by sunset.
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, useless goddess!
Kazuma: Shut it! I'm not like you, you useless goddess!
Aqua: You called me that again!
Aqua: You called me that again!
Kazuma: What's wrong with calling \Nyou what you are?!
Kazuma: What's the problem with calling you what you are?!
Megumin: Goodbye...
Megumin: Goodbye...
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: What the...
Megumin: What the...
Kazuma: My resolve is as firm as \Nthat mountain over there!
Kazuma: My resolve is as sturdy \Nas that mountain over there!
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
Aqua: That's real convincing, coming from someone
Aqua: with the mental resilience \Nof tofu like Kazuma-san!
Aqua: with the mental resolve of tofu!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay, grit those teeth!
Kazuma: Why, you! Okay girl, grit those teeth!
Kazuma: I've got a gender equality punch \Nwith your name written all over it!
Kazuma: Equal rights means you get equal lefts!
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
Darkness: Calm down, Kazuma.
Darkness: And you're laughing too much, Aqua.
Darkness: And you're finding this a bit too funny, Aqua.
Megumin: Of all the immature nonsense.
Megumin: What's this childish nonsense?
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
Megumin: It's times like these when\Nyou need to calmly assess...
Kazuma: That's rich, coming from the loli archetype!
Kazuma: That's rich, coming from our resident loli archetype!
Kazuma: Is that frugal frame of yours \Never gonna hit a growth spurt?!
Kazuma: Is that modest frame of yours \Never gonna hit its growth spurt?!
Megumin: Snap.
Megumin: Snap.
Megumin: And here I was trying to show \Na degree of restraint...
Megumin: And here I was trying to show a modicum of restraint...
Megumin: Very well! I will blow your \Nresolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin: Very well! Allow me to blow your resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!
Megumin: It was that mountain, wasn't it?!
Megumin: That mountain, was it?!
Kazuma: You id—
Kazuma: You dum—
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: Explosion!
Megumin: It's been a while since we \Nslept under the stars like this.
Megumin: It's been a while since we spent a night under the stars like this.
Kazuma: Don't think you can get out \Nof this with pithy remarks!
Kazuma: Don't think you can sweet talk \Nyour way out of this!
Kazuma: No one is carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma: Nobody's carrying you tomorrow, got it?!
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Kazuma: We were supposed to get there today...
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Sylvia: I'm doing it on—
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Darkness: It's a relief having you awake, with your \NEnemy Detection and Foresight, but...
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Kazuma: Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters \Nall the time back home.
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
Megumin: You're used to staying up all night?
Megumin: What kind of lifestyle led to that?
Megumin: What exactly about your life led to that?
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: Well...
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
Kazuma: I would join my friends in \Nraiding enemy fortresses,
Kazuma: tackling dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: taking down dangerous bosses...
Kazuma: I got up to all kinds of \Ncrazy stuff on zero sleep.
Kazuma: I got up to some crazy stuff on zero sleep.
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Darkness: R-Remarkable...
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
Megumin: And there's no air of falsehood, either.
Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nand a tinge of nostalgia.
Megumin: He's exuding genuine confidence, \Nwith a tinge of nostalgia.
Aqua: You gonna tell them that \Nwas all in video games?
Aqua: Hey... Are you talking about being a gamer?
Darkness: Well, if anything happens, wake me up! \NYou can even be rough about it!
Darkness: If anything happens, wake me up! I don't mind if you have to get a little rough!
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you \Nup real crazy-style.
Kazuma: You got it. I'll wake you up \Nlike you wouldn't believe.
Megumin: If you need reminding, there are certain \Nlines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Megumin: I'm not sure if this needs to be said, but there are certain lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.
Kazuma: When you tell a real man that \Nthere's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma: That's the thing about men. You tell him there's a line he shouldn't cross,
Kazuma: he gets the urge to cross it.
Kazuma: and he's gonna get the urge to cross it.
Megumin: Why would you try to make that \Nsound like a good thing?!
Megumin: Why do you sound like you think that's a good thing?!
Aqua: More bubbly!
Aqua: More bubbly!
Megumin: So, um... have you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Megumin: So, um... Have you ever \Nconsidered going home?
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Kazuma: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
Megumin: What would your parents think if they \Nknew you were looking to join the faith?
Kazuma: Oh, pipe down! I've already—
Kazuma: Just shut it! I've already—
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to Explosion Magic.
Megumin: You helped me maintain my \Nconnection to explosion magic.
Megumin: And you've only seen an Explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: And you've only seen an explosion \Nthat would score 120 points.
Megumin: One day...
Megumin: One day...
Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point Explosion.
Megumin: I'd like to show you a\N perfect 200-point explosion.
Kazuma: I-I mean... living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Kazuma: I-I mean... Living with you \Nguys hasn't been all bad.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is incoming.
Megumin: And the reward for saving the \NCrimson Demon Village is on the way.
Kazuma: G-Good point...
Kazuma: F-Fair point...
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.
Kazuma: And there's no guarantee that becoming \Na monk will bring me any peace.