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Satania: Fresh melon bread\Nstraight from the factory,
and it's mine
!
Satania: Fresh melon bread\Nstraight from the factory,
GET
!
Satania: I'll eat you up at lunch!
Yes, I will!
Satania: I'll eat you up at lunch!
Satania narr: Now...
Satania narr: Now...
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Satania narr: From whe
nc
e will he
launch his attack
today?
Satania narr: From whe
r
e will he
show up
today?
Satania narr: That accursed dog\Nthat's stolen my melon bread,
Satania narr: That accursed dog\Nthat's stolen my melon bread,
Satania narr: time and time again...
Satania narr: time and time again...
Satania narr: Today's the day it ends.
Satania narr: Today's the day it ends.
Satania narr: My melon bread will be mine.
Satania narr: My melon bread will be mine.
Raphi: Satania-san.
Raphi: Satania-san.
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Raphi:
Making
morning
a screaming hell
?\NIs something the matter?
Raphi:
Shouting right in the
morning
?\NIs something the matter?
Satania: Don't sneak up on me like that!
Satania: Don't sneak up on me like that!
Satania: He could pop out at any moment!
Satania: He could pop out at any moment!
Raphi: "He"...?
Raphi: "He"...?
Satania: Yes.
Satania: Yes.
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Satania: That
mutt
.
Satania: That
dog
.
Raphi: Oh, you mean your friend?
Raphi: Oh, you mean your friend?
Satania: He is not my friend!
Satania: He is not my friend!
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Satania: Huh? He hasn't shown
...
Satania: Huh? He hasn't shown
up
...
Raphi: There he is.
Raphi: There he is.
Satania: Where?!
Satania: Where?!
Satania: Huh?
Satania: Huh?
Raphi: Looks like a dogcatcher.
Raphi: Looks like a dogcatcher.
Satania: Dogcatcher?
Satania: Dogcatcher?
Raphi: Yes.
Raphi: Yes.
Raphi: They take stray dogs off of the streets.
Raphi: They take stray dogs off of the streets.
Satania: Oh, I see.
Satania: Oh, I see.
Raphi: But I've heard that\Nif they can't find an owner
Raphi: But I've heard that\Nif they can't find an owner
Raphi: for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down.
Raphi: for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down.
Raphi: Huh?
Raphi: Huh?
Gab: So you went and rescued the dog?
Gab: So you went and rescued the dog?
Satania: I-I didn't do it to rescue him.
Satania: I-I didn't do it to rescue him.
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Satania: If I
don't have the last laugh
,\Nmy demonic reputation is shot!
Satania: If I
let him go with what he did so far
,\Nmy demonic reputation is shot!
Vigne: Satania...
Vigne: Satania...
Vigne: You're such a good girl...
Vigne: You're such a good girl...
Satania: I'm not a good girl!
Satania: I'm not a good girl!
Satania: I'm a demon!
Satania: I'm a demon!
Satania: This is perfect.
Satania: This is perfect.
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Satania: I'll show this
mutt
\Nwho's higher on the food chain
Satania: I'll show this
dog
\Nwho's higher on the food chain
Satania: and
work
him to the bone
as my familiar!
Satania: and
make it
work
hard
as my familiar!
Satania: My melon bread!
Satania: My melon bread!
Gab: This demon's lower than the dog, huh?
Gab: This demon's lower than the dog, huh?
Vigne: Wait, Satania, I thought your\Napartment didn't allow pets.
Vigne: Wait, Satania, I thought your\Napartment didn't allow pets.
Satania: Huh?
Satania: Huh?
Satania: It doesn't?
Satania: It doesn't?
Gab: Before you ask, mine doesn't, either.
Gab: Before you ask, mine doesn't, either.
Raphi: Mine, as well.
Raphi: Mine, as well.
Vigne: Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too.
Vigne: Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too.
Vigne: A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office\Nto check after school.
Vigne: A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office\Nto check after school.
Vigne: So pets aren't allowed, after all...
Vigne: So pets aren't allowed, after all...
Raphi: If it's in the contract,\Nyou're out of luck...
Raphi: If it's in the contract,\Nyou're out of luck...
Gab: So, what's the plan now?
Gab: So, what's the plan now?
Gab: Gotta do something,\Nor the dog goes back to the pound.
Gab: Gotta do something,\Nor the dog goes back to the pound.
Satania: Th-They can't take him!
Satania: Th-They can't take him!
Satania: He's my familiar!
Satania: He's my familiar!
Vigne: Here's an idea.
Vigne: Here's an idea.
Vigne: Why not move somewhere that allows pets?
Vigne: Why not move somewhere that allows pets?
Satania: That's it!
Satania: That's it!
Satania: Hi, Papa?
Satania: Hi, Papa?
Satania: Out of the blue, but can I move?
Satania: Out of the blue, but can I move?
Satania: The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit\Nfor an archdemon such as myself.
Satania: The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit\Nfor an archdemon such as myself.
Satania: He said, "An archdemon should be able\Nto figure a way for herself."
Satania: He said, "An archdemon should be able\Nto figure a way for herself."
Vigne: Can you afford to move?
Vigne: Can you afford to move?
Raphi: Oh, my.
Raphi: Oh, my.
Satania: The Hell Shopping Network...
Satania: The Hell Shopping Network...
Satania: The Hell Shopping Network\Nkeeps eating all my spending money!
Satania: The Hell Shopping Network\Nkeeps eating all my spending money!
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Gab: I
know that
feel
.
Gab: I
understand how you
feel
!
Raphi: How touching.
Raphi: How touching.
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Vigne: It's just a faillen angel\Nand
dunce
demon pity party.
Vigne: It's just a faillen angel\Nand
dumb
demon pity party.
Gab: Why do we always end up at my place?
Gab: Why do we always end up at my place?
Raphi: It's the only place\Nwhere we wouldn't feel bad
Raphi: It's the only place\Nwhere we wouldn't feel bad
Raphi: about bringing a stray dog inside.
Raphi: about bringing a stray dog inside.
Gab: Hey!
Gab: Hey!
Raphi: But...
Raphi: But...
Raphi: if you can't move,
Raphi: if you can't move,
Raphi: we'll have to come up with another idea.
Raphi: we'll have to come up with another idea.
Vigne: Yeah...
Vigne: Yeah...
Vigne: Maybe we should look for\Nan owner for him at school.
Vigne: Maybe we should look for\Nan owner for him at school.
Raphi: I'll try asking my friends, too.
Raphi: I'll try asking my friends, too.
Vigne: Satania, will that wor—
Vigne: Satania, will that wor—
Vigne: Huh?
Vigne: Huh?
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Satania:
For crying out loud
.
Satania:
Good grief..
.
Satania: I can't keep even one little familiar?
Satania: I can't keep even one little familiar?
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Satania:
H
uman
s are just
so
hellishly anal
.
Satania:
The h
uman
realm is
so
needlessly strict
.
Satania: Don't make that face. It'll be fine.
Satania: Don't make that face. It'll be fine.
Satania: I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama!
Satania: I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama!
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Satania: I'll
find us a place to live
\Nbefore you know what hit you
.
Satania: I'll
quickly
find us a place to live
!
Satania: Oh...
Satania: Here
.
Satania: Cut it out!
Satania: Cut it out!
Satania: That tickles!
Satania: That tickles!
Satania: Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?\NTook you long enough!
Satania: Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?\NTook you long enough!
Vigne: Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to?
Vigne: Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to?
Raphi: Looks like she's in\Nthe Asahikawa area right now.
Raphi: Looks like she's in\Nthe Asahikawa area right now.
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Vigne: Wha— She's
all the way up
in Hokkaido?
Vigne: Wha— She's
in Hokkaido?
Vigne: Wait, how do you know that?
Vigne: Wait, how do you know that?
Raphi: In case of her running away,
Raphi: In case of her running away,
Raphi: I went ahead and registered her phone\Nwith a GPS tracking service.
Raphi: I went ahead and registered her phone\Nwith a GPS tracking service.
Vigne: Uh-huh...
Vigne: Uh-huh...
Gab: Yowch!
Gab: Yowch!
Gab: My funny bone!
Gab: My funny bone!
Vigne: Buy why Hokkaido?
Vigne: Buy why Hokkaido?
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Raphi: If she keeps
heading north
...
Raphi: If she keeps
going that way
...
Vigne: Gab, where are you going?
Vigne: Gab, where are you going?
Gab: Convenience store.
Gab: Convenience store.
Vigne: I think I'm going to go bring Satania back.
Vigne: I think I'm going to go bring Satania back.
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Gab:
Whatever
.
Gab:
Okay
.
Gab:
Have fun
.
Gab:
Take care
.
Satania: The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed...
Satania: The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed...
Vigne: Uh, what are you doing?
Vigne: Uh, what are you doing?
Satania: Huh?
Satania: Huh?
Satania: You two?!
Satania: You two?!
Satania: How did you find me?
Satania: How did you find me?
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Vigne: You
don't want to know
.
Vigne: You
're better off not asking
.
Satania: Here to bring me back? Not happening!
Satania: Here to bring me back? Not happening!
Vigne: Come on.
Vigne: Come on.
Vigne: Running away won't help anything.
Vigne: Running away won't help anything.
Raphi: Let's go home, okay?
Raphi: Let's go home, okay?
Satania: No!
Satania: No!
Satania: He's my familiar!
Satania: He's my familiar!
Satania: We have to live together!
Satania: We have to live together!
Vigne: Satania...
Vigne: Satania...
Satania: H-Hello?
Satania: H-Hello?
Satania: Huh?
Satania: Huh?
Satania: No way...
Satania: No way...
Satania: You mean it?!
Satania: You mean it?!
Satania: This owner or whoever made it\Nso that pets are allowed!
Satania: This owner or whoever made it\Nso that pets are allowed!
Satania: Now I can keep my familiar as I please.
Satania: Now I can keep my familiar as I please.
Vigne: That's great, Satania.
Vigne: That's great, Satania.
Raphi: I can look forward to even more\Ndaily amusement now.
Raphi: I can look forward to even more\Ndaily amusement now.
Vigne: Hey.
Vigne: Hey.
Satania: Now...
Satania: Now...
Satania: You're going to formally enter\Ninto contract as my familiar!
Satania: You're going to formally enter\Ninto contract as my familiar!
Satania: Hey!
Satania: Hey!
Satania: We have to make a contract, okay?
Satania: We have to make a contract, okay?
Gab: Here's your coffee.
Gab: Here's your coffee.
Vigne: You don't usually work today, do you?
Vigne: You don't usually work today, do you?
Raphi: Don't you only work on Tuesdays?
Raphi: Don't you only work on Tuesdays?
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Gab:
Gotta
bus
t my butt for
microtransactions.
Gab:
Been
bus
y with
microtransactions.
Vigne: Master-san's in a great mood.
Vigne: Master-san's in a great mood.
Raphi: Did something special happen?
Raphi: Did something special happen?
Master: You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor.
Master: You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor.
Vigne: Gab? Really?
Vigne: Gab? Really?
Master: She said that if I helped,\Nshe'd work a lot more shifts.
Master: She said that if I helped,\Nshe'd work a lot more shifts.
Master: And, incredibly, she comes in\Ntwice a week now!
Master: And, incredibly, she comes in\Ntwice a week now!
Vigne: O-Oh, I see.
Vigne: O-Oh, I see.
Vigne narr: Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot."
Vigne narr: Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot."
Vigne: What did Gab ask for?
Vigne: What did Gab ask for?
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Vigne: Don't tell me
a raise.
Vigne: Don't tell me
it's
a raise.
Master: No...
Master: No...
Master: She said her friend just wouldn't\Nbe separated from her pet
Master: She said her friend just wouldn't\Nbe separated from her pet
Master: and implored me to allow them.
Master: and implored me to allow them.
Master: But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew\Nthat I owned an apartment complex.
Master: But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew\Nthat I owned an apartment complex.
Gab: Hey, c'mon in.
Gab: Hey, c'mon in.
Satania: We'll have a café au lait and a milk.
Satania: We'll have a café au lait and a milk.
Satania: Hey, what're you doing?!
Satania: Hey, what're you doing?!
Gab: No pets in the café.
Gab: No pets in the café.
Satania: He isn't a pet! He's a familiar.
Satania: He isn't a pet! He's a familiar.
Gab: Yeah, no, that's a pet.
Gab: Yeah, no, that's a pet.
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Satania:
Read my lips: fa
-mi-li-ar!
Satania:
Fa
-mi-li-ar!
Gab: No pets or familiars allowed.
Gab: No pets or familiars allowed.
Tap: Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai?
Tap: Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai?
Tap: It's me, Tapris.
Tap: It's me, Tapris.
Tap: For my upcoming vacation,
Tap: For my upcoming vacation,
Tap: may I come visit you?
Tap: may I come visit you?
Tap: Thank you!
Tap: Thank you!
Tap narr: I should make full use of this opportunity\Nto study the human world.
Tap narr: I should make full use of this opportunity\Nto study the human world.
Tap narr: Red means stop.
Tap narr: Red means stop.
Tap narr: That's odd.
Tap narr: That's odd.
Tap narr: I've been waiting for ages,
Tap narr: I've been waiting for ages,
Tap narr: but the light still won't turn green.
Tap narr: but the light still won't turn green.
Tap narr: I didn't know they had push-button signals.
Tap narr: I didn't know they had push-button signals.
Tap narr: Worse still...
Tap narr: Worse still...
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Kid:
Hey, lady
? It won't turn green\Nif you don't hit the button.
Kid:
Onee-chan
? It won't turn green\Nif you don't hit the button.
Tap: What?!
Tap: What?!
Tap narr: A little kid taught me about it.
Tap narr: A little kid taught me about it.
Tap narr: I have to study more!
Tap narr: I have to study more!
Tap narr: Keep to the right on the road!
Tap narr: Keep to the right on the road!
Tap narr: Vending machines take\Nup to thousand-yen bills.
Tap narr: Vending machines take\Nup to thousand-yen bills.
Tap narr: On Wednesdays, quintuple your points!
Tap narr: On Wednesdays, quintuple your points!
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Tap narr:
If your
dog poop
s, you must scoop
!
Tap narr:
Always bring back
dog poop
!
Tap narr: There.
Tap narr: There.
Satania: Hey! Get back here, you!
Satania: Hey! Get back here, you!
Tap narr: There's so much to learn\Njust from walking around town.
Tap narr: There's so much to learn\Njust from walking around town.
Tap narr: "PCs with Internet connections\Navailable for public use"?
Tap narr: "PCs with Internet connections\Navailable for public use"?
Tap narr: "Internet"?
Tap narr: "Internet"?
Tap narr: That reminds me.
Tap narr: That reminds me.
Tap narr: When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said...
Tap narr: When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said...
Gab: If you learned how to use a PC, too,
Gab: If you learned how to use a PC, too,
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Gab: it sure would
save my butt
.
Gab: it sure would
help
.
Gab: For more efficient leveling in my MMOs...
Gab: For more efficient leveling in my MMOs...
Tap narr: ...didn't she?
Tap narr: ...didn't she?
Tap narr: I've never touched a PC before.
Tap narr: I've never touched a PC before.
Tap narr: This could be the perfect chance!
Tap narr: This could be the perfect chance!
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Gab: It sure would
save my butt
.
Gab: It sure would
help
.
Tap narr: That's right!
Tap narr: That's right!
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Tap narr: I must learn how to use them\Nand
save
Senpai!
Tap narr: I must learn how to use them\Nand
help
Senpai!
Tap narr: If she finishes playing faster,
Tap narr: If she finishes playing faster,
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Tap narr: surely she'll
find
the
time\Nto cook
and
clean properly!
Tap narr: surely she'll
clean
the
room
and
do other\Nthings because she would have more free time.
Tap narr: Charge!
Tap narr: Charge!
Tap narr: Yes... it's finally come for me to ride...
Tap narr: Yes... it's finally come for me to ride...
Tap narr: The perfect high-tech wave!
Tap narr: The perfect high-tech wave!
Tap narr: I'll master this "PC Internet,"
Tap narr: I'll master this "PC Internet,"
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Tap narr: and become a
hotshot
angel!
Tap narr: and become a
n able
angel!
Tap narr: First, uh... First...
Tap narr: First, uh... First...
Tap narr: What do I do first?
Tap narr: What do I do first?
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Tap narr: If
memory serves
,
Tap narr: If
I remember correctly
,
Tap narr: she operated it with this round thing.
Tap narr: she operated it with this round thing.
Tap narr: What was it called again?
Tap narr: What was it called again?
Tap narr: I think it was an animal's name...
Tap narr: I think it was an animal's name...
Tap narr: A "hamster"!
Tap narr: A "hamster"!
Tap narr: That's right! It's a hamster!
Tap narr: That's right! It's a hamster!
Tap narr: You use the PC by moving the hamster.
Tap narr: You use the PC by moving the hamster.
Tap narr: And then this board with lots of bumps...
Tap narr: And then this board with lots of bumps...
Tap narr: This was, uh...
Tap narr: This was, uh...
Tap narr: This device is unknown to me.
Tap narr: This device is unknown to me.
Tap narr: I'd best not touch it.
Tap narr: I'd best not touch it.
Tap narr: Anyway, I should have no problems
Tap narr: Anyway, I should have no problems
Tap narr: if I can use the hamster.
Tap narr: if I can use the hamster.
Text: Internet
Text: Internet
Tap narr: It moved!
Tap narr: It moved!
Tap narr: I knew it.
Tap narr: I knew it.
Tap narr: Now I just move the arrow\Nover to the Internet, and...
Tap narr: Now I just move the arrow\Nover to the Internet, and...
Tap narr: Woo-hoo! I did it!
Tap narr: Woo-hoo! I did it!
Tap narr: Success!
Tap narr: Success!
Tap narr: I can do it if I try, can't I?
Tap narr: I can do it if I try, can't I?
Tap narr: Now, it's time to dive\Ninto my Internet surfing experience!
Tap narr: Now, it's time to dive\Ninto my Internet surfing experience!
Tap narr: Um, am I doing the Internet right now?
Tap narr: Um, am I doing the Internet right now?
Tap narr: The screen isn't changing...
Tap narr: The screen isn't changing...
Tap narr: Did I do something wrong?
Tap narr: Did I do something wrong?
Tap narr: What? What am I doing wrong?
Tap narr: What? What am I doing wrong?
Tap narr: In the first place, what's "right"?
Tap narr: In the first place, what's "right"?
Tap narr: Could this be one of those "touch screens"?
Tap narr: Could this be one of those "touch screens"?
Tap: I'm sorry! Terribly sorry!
Tap: I'm sorry! Terribly sorry!
Tap: It's not broken, is it?!
Tap: It's not broken, is it?!
Librarian: Can I help you?
Librarian: Can I help you?
Tap: Kyu!
Tap: Kyu!
Librarian: "Kyu"?
Librarian: "Kyu"?
Tap: U-Um...
Tap: U-Um...
Tap: I'm so sorry.
Tap: I'm so sorry.
Tap: I might have broken the screen.
Tap: I might have broken the screen.
Librarian: The screen?
Librarian: The screen?
Librarian: It looks fine to me.
Librarian: It looks fine to me.
Tap: R-Really?
Tap: R-Really?
Tap: Thank goodness.
Tap: Thank goodness.
Librarian: Was there anything you didn't understand?
Librarian: Was there anything you didn't understand?
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Tap: Um, I'm not sure how to use\Nthe hamster and the
strange
board.
Tap: Um, I'm not sure how to use\Nthe hamster and the
mysterious
board.
Librarian: Hamster?
Librarian: Hamster?
Librarian: Board?
Librarian: Board?
Librarian: For learning how to use PCs,
Librarian: For learning how to use PCs,
Librarian: we have books for beginners on these shelves.
Librarian: we have books for beginners on these shelves.
Tap: Thank you so much.
Tap: Thank you so much.
Tap narr: All right!
Tap narr: All right!
Tap narr: Time to dive into these books.
Tap narr: Time to dive into these books.
Tap narr: Let's see. A PC is...
Tap narr: Let's see. A PC is...
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Text:
PCs for Idiots
Text:
Easy to understand! PC
Tap narr: I don't understand a word of this.
Tap narr: I don't understand a word of this.
Tap narr: Could it be that learning to use PCs
Tap narr: Could it be that learning to use PCs
Tap narr: is actually incredibly hard?!
Tap narr: is actually incredibly hard?!
Tap narr: No.
Tap narr: No.
Tap narr: I must master this!
Tap narr: I must master this!
Tap: ...and that's what I did today.
Tap: ...and that's what I did today.
Tap: Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"\Nbut a "mouse"!
Tap: Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"\Nbut a "mouse"!
Gab: Uh-huh.
Gab: Uh-huh.
Tap: So much goes into a PC, huh?
Tap: So much goes into a PC, huh?
Tap: It was extremely difficult.
Tap: It was extremely difficult.
Gab: So, do you have some of the basics down now?
Gab: So, do you have some of the basics down now?
Tap: Yes! I understood a little.
Tap: Yes! I understood a little.
Gab: Okay, I'll teach you,
Gab: Okay, I'll teach you,
Gab: so let's make you a master\Nwhile you're here.
Gab: so let's make you a master\Nwhile you're here.
Gab: Gotta speed up my leveling.
Gab: Gotta speed up my leveling.
Tap: I'd love that.
Tap: I'd love that.
Gab: So, what can you do now?
Gab: So, what can you do now?
Tap: A bit of C and Java.
Tap: A bit of C and Java.
Gab: Huh?
Gab: Huh?
Tap: Next, I'm doing PHP!
Tap: Next, I'm doing PHP!
Gab: You gonna be a programmer or something?
Gab: You gonna be a programmer or something?
Tap narr: Any minute now...
Tap narr: Any minute now...
Tap narr: Any minute now, she'll be here.
Tap narr: Any minute now, she'll be here.
Tap narr: It's her!
Tap narr: It's her!
Gab: Comin'...
Gab: Comin'...
Gab: You're late.
Gab: You're late.
Vigne: What?
Vigne: What?
Vigne: We're right on schedule.
Vigne: We're right on schedule.
Tap: So you're here...
Tap: So you're here...
Tap: you demon, you!
Tap: you demon, you!
Raphi: Demon? Whom do you mean?
Raphi: Demon? Whom do you mean?
Raphi: Tap-chan?
Raphi: Tap-chan?
Tap: I'm so sorry!
Tap: I'm so sorry!
Tap: My mistake!
Tap: My mistake!
Vigne: Long time no see.
Vigne: Long time no see.
Vigne: Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"?
Vigne: Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"?
Tap: Nya!
Tap: Nya!
Vigne: "Nya"?
Vigne: "Nya"?
Tap: F-For your information,
Tap: F-For your information,
Tap: I don't fully trust you yet.
Tap: I don't fully trust you yet.
Vigne: Oh, I know.
Vigne: Oh, I know.
Vigne: You're an angel, I'm a demon.
Vigne: You're an angel, I'm a demon.
Vigne: You'll get used to it over time.
Vigne: You'll get used to it over time.
Tap: Erm...
Tap: Erm...
Tap: I don't trust you,
Tap: I don't trust you,
Tap: but only a little...
Tap: but only a little...
Tap: To use an example, um,
Tap: To use an example, um,
Tap: My distrust for you is as small as an ant!
Tap: My distrust for you is as small as an ant!
Vigne: Got it.
Vigne: Got it.
Vigne: Thanks.
Vigne: Thanks.
Tap: Even that might be too big.
Tap: Even that might be too big.
Tap: It's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium!
Tap: It's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium!
Vigne: I get it, it's okay!
Vigne: I get it, it's okay!
Raphi: Oh, yes.
Raphi: Oh, yes.
Raphi: An angel must never hold\Ndistrust in her heart. Right?
Raphi: An angel must never hold\Ndistrust in her heart. Right?
Tap: Yes, exactly!
Tap: Yes, exactly!
Tap: It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai
Tap: It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai
Tap: that's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium!
Tap: that's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium!
Vigne: Raphi, you cut it out, too.
Vigne: Raphi, you cut it out, too.
Gab: That's enough of the\Ncomedy routine, you guys.
Gab: That's enough of the\Ncomedy routine, you guys.
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Gab: Time
's a-wastin'
!
Gab: Time
won't wait
!
Vigne: Okay, okay.
Vigne: Okay, okay.
Vigne: It'll be ready soon.
Vigne: It'll be ready soon.
Tap: Um, what are we doing today?
Tap: Um, what are we doing today?
Tap: Also, what's this strange device?
Tap: Also, what's this strange device?
Vigne: Today...
Vigne: Today...
Vigne: We're having a takopa!
Vigne: We're having a takopa!
Tap: Ta-ko-pa?
Tap: Ta-ko-pa?
Tap: Do you mean that high-tech card\Nthat can be used in place of money?
Tap: Do you mean that high-tech card\Nthat can be used in place of money?
Vigne: Um...
Vigne: Um...
Vigne: So close, yet so far.
Vigne: So close, yet so far.
Raphi: "Takopa" is short for "takoyaki party."
Raphi: "Takopa" is short for "takoyaki party."
Vigne: You don't come to the human world every day,
Vigne: You don't come to the human world every day,
Vigne: so I thought we should throw you\Na human world party.
Vigne: so I thought we should throw you\Na human world party.
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Tap: You don't have to
fuss over
me.
Tap: You don't have to
do so much for
me.
Vigne: Oh, it's fine.
Vigne: Oh, it's fine.
Vigne: We wanted to do it anyway.
Vigne: We wanted to do it anyway.
Vigne: Enjoy yourself, okay?
Vigne: Enjoy yourself, okay?
Tap: I-I will.
Tap: I-I will.
Tap: Thank you.
Tap: Thank you.
Tap narr: She really is like an angel.
Tap narr: She really is like an angel.
***Raphi: We also have pie-throwing,\Ndunk tanks, and more ready,
***Raphi: We also have pie-throwing,\Ndunk tanks, and more ready,
***Raphi: so let's do those after.
***Raphi: so let's do those after.
Vigne: Strange.
Vigne: Strange.
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Vigne: F
I
rst I've heard of this.
Vigne: F
i
rst I've heard of this.
Gab:
Cool
.
Gab:
Alright
.
Gab: We're all here,\Nso let's get this party started.
Gab: We're all here,\Nso let's get this party started.
Vigne: You're forgetting our red-haired friend.
Vigne: You're forgetting our red-haired friend.
Raphi: What's keeping Satania-san?
Raphi: What's keeping Satania-san?
Vigne: She said she'd be late because\Nshe had something to prepare.
Vigne: She said she'd be late because\Nshe had something to prepare.
Gab: Then we can start without her, can't we?
Gab: Then we can start without her, can't we?
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Gab:
You snooze, you lose
.
Gab:
It's her own fault for being late
.
Tap: Um, so how do you use this?
Tap: Um, so how do you use this?
Gab: Huh?
Gab: Huh?
Gab: You've never had takoyaki before?
Gab: You've never had takoyaki before?
Tap: Right, that's correct.
Tap: Right, that's correct.
Gab: Then this is perfect.
Gab: Then this is perfect.
Gab: Do you want to see...
Gab: Do you want to see...
Gab: my Tenma School takoyaki-grilling technique?!
Gab: my Tenma School takoyaki-grilling technique?!
Tap: Yes, please!
Tap: Yes, please!
Gab: Yup.
Gab: Yup.
Gab: This is takoyaki.
Gab: This is takoyaki.
Tap: Th-This...?
Tap: Th-This...?
Vigne: Except you obviously messed up!
Vigne: Except you obviously messed up!
Raphi: Tap-chan, would you care to try, too?
Raphi: Tap-chan, would you care to try, too?
Tap: Oh, no, it's too much for me...
Tap: Oh, no, it's too much for me...
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Vigne:
Come on, there
's
no harm in
trying.
Vigne:
It
's
all about
trying.
Tap: Understood.
Tap: Understood.
Tap narr: Based on the shape of this device,
Tap narr: Based on the shape of this device,
Tap narr: takoyaki is most likely a spherical food.
Tap narr: takoyaki is most likely a spherical food.
Tap: I'm sorry.
Tap: I'm sorry.
Tap: I did my best...
Tap: I did my best...
Vigne: No, sorry, it's my fault.
Vigne: No, sorry, it's my fault.
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Vigne:
You've never even seen
it
done before
.
Vigne:
I guess doing
it
so suddenly was difficult
.
Vigne: I'll do it, so just
sit tight
.
Vigne: I'll do it, so just
wait a bit
.
Vigne: Here goes.
Vigne: Here goes.
Vigne: There!
Vigne: There!
Vigne: There.
Vigne: There.
Vigne: There.
Vigne: There.
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Vigne:
Flip.
Vigne:
There!
Vigne:
Flip.
Vigne:
There!
Vigne: And they're done!
Vigne: And they're done!
Tap: So these are takoyaki...
Tap: So these are takoyaki...
Vigne: They're delicious.
Vigne: They're delicious.
Vigne: Eat up while they're still hot.
Vigne: Eat up while they're still hot.
Tap: Okay!
Tap: Okay!
Tap: Thank you for this food.
Tap: Thank you for this food.
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Tap: It
tastes heavenly!
Tap: It
's delicious.
Vigne: Glad to hear it.
Vigne: Glad to hear it.
Gab: You pass.
Gab: You pass.
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Gab:
Carry on
the Tenma School
.
Gab:
I'll leave
the Tenma School
to you
.
Vigne: I
'll pass
.
Vigne: I
don't want to receive that role
.
Raphi: Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too.
Raphi: Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too.
Tap: Really?
Tap: Really?
Vigne: Is that Satania?
Vigne: Is that Satania?
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Satania: Your wait is over, ignorant
peons
!
Satania: Your wait is over, ignorant
masses
!
Satania: Satanichia-sama is here!
Satania: Satanichia-sama is here!
Tap: So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai.
Tap: So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai.
Satania: You started without me?!
Satania: You started without me?!
Raphi: It's really good.
Raphi: It's really good.
Satania: Where's my share?
Satania: Where's my share?
Gab: Good stuff.
Gab: Good stuff.
Satania: My takoyaki...
Satania: My takoyaki...
Vigne: I'll grill some more. Be patient.
Vigne: I'll grill some more. Be patient.
Vigne: By the way, why were you late?
Vigne: By the way, why were you late?
Satania: Well, that's obvious.
Satania: Well, that's obvious.
Satania: The guest of honor\Nis always fashionably late!
Satania: The guest of honor\Nis always fashionably late!
Vigne: Spare us.
Vigne: Spare us.
Raphi: What's that box?
Raphi: What's that box?
Satania: Oh, you noticed?
Satania: Oh, you noticed?
Satania: I was waiting for this\Nto arrive at my doorstep.
Satania: I was waiting for this\Nto arrive at my doorstep.
Gab: You bought something dumb again, didn't you?
Gab: You bought something dumb again, didn't you?
Satania: Don't be ridiculous.
Satania: Don't be ridiculous.
Satania: Our feast can't start without this.
Satania: Our feast can't start without this.
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Satania:
Voilà
!
Satania:
There
!
Satania: Pot luck in the dark
?
Satania: Pot luck in the dark
(Yaminabe)?
Satania: TL/N: stew prepared with ingredients contributed by each member of a party, which for fun is eaten with the lights off.
Satania: No, it's the Darkness Pot!
Satania: No, it's the Darkness Pot!
Satania: The Darkness Pot is an incredible item
Satania: The Darkness Pot is an incredible item
Satania: that changes everything you put in it\Ninto dark matter.
Satania: that changes everything you put in it\Ninto dark matter.
Satania: It's sure to liven up any party—
Satania: It's sure to liven up any party—
Raphi: I'll pass.
Raphi: I'll pass.
Tap: Me, too.
Tap: Me, too.
Vigne: I told you we were having a takopa today.
Vigne: I told you we were having a takopa today.
Gab: You have fun with that.
Gab: You have fun with that.
Satania: Oh, come on!
Satania: Oh, come on!
Tap: Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today.
Tap: Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today.
Gab: Sure.
Gab: Sure.
Raphi: Give everyone in Heaven my love.
Raphi: Give everyone in Heaven my love.
Vigne: Come visit again, okay?
Vigne: Come visit again, okay?
Satania: Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party.
Satania: Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party.
Tap: No, thank you.
Tap: No, thank you.
Satania: Why not?!
Satania: Why not?!
Tap: I'll be off, then.
Tap: I'll be off, then.
Tap: I completely forgot!
Tap: I completely forgot!
Tap: Tenma-senpai.
Tap: Tenma-senpai.
Gab: What up?
Gab: What up?
Tap: Your older sister is coming in the morning.
Tap: Your older sister is coming in the morning.
Gab: Huh?
Gab: Huh?
Gab: What?!
Gab: What?!
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cr # Exported by Aegisub 8903-master-1042226 Satania: Fresh melon bread\Nstraight from the factory, and it's mine! Satania: I'll eat you up at lunch! Yes, I will! Satania narr: Now... Satania narr: From whence will he launch his attack today? Satania narr: That accursed dog\Nthat's stolen my melon bread, Satania narr: time and time again... Satania narr: Today's the day it ends. Satania narr: My melon bread will be mine. Raphi: Satania-san. Raphi: Making morning a screaming hell?\NIs something the matter? Satania: Don't sneak up on me like that! Satania: He could pop out at any moment! Raphi: "He"...? Satania: Yes. Satania: That mutt. Raphi: Oh, you mean your friend? Satania: He is not my friend! Satania: Huh? He hasn't shown... Raphi: There he is. Satania: Where?! Satania: Huh? Raphi: Looks like a dogcatcher. Satania: Dogcatcher? Raphi: Yes. Raphi: They take stray dogs off of the streets. Satania: Oh, I see. Raphi: But I've heard that\Nif they can't find an owner Raphi: for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down. Raphi: Huh? Gab: So you went and rescued the dog? Satania: I-I didn't do it to rescue him. Satania: If I don't have the last laugh,\Nmy demonic reputation is shot! Vigne: Satania... Vigne: You're such a good girl... Satania: I'm not a good girl! Satania: I'm a demon! Satania: This is perfect. Satania: I'll show this mutt\Nwho's higher on the food chain Satania: and work him to the bone as my familiar! Satania: My melon bread! Gab: This demon's lower than the dog, huh? Vigne: Wait, Satania, I thought your\Napartment didn't allow pets. Satania: Huh? Satania: It doesn't? Gab: Before you ask, mine doesn't, either. Raphi: Mine, as well. Vigne: Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too. Vigne: A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office\Nto check after school. Vigne: So pets aren't allowed, after all... Raphi: If it's in the contract,\Nyou're out of luck... Gab: So, what's the plan now? Gab: Gotta do something,\Nor the dog goes back to the pound. Satania: Th-They can't take him! Satania: He's my familiar! Vigne: Here's an idea. Vigne: Why not move somewhere that allows pets? Satania: That's it! Satania: Hi, Papa? Satania: Out of the blue, but can I move? Satania: The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit\Nfor an archdemon such as myself. Satania: He said, "An archdemon should be able\Nto figure a way for herself." Vigne: Can you afford to move? Raphi: Oh, my. Satania: The Hell Shopping Network... Satania: The Hell Shopping Network\Nkeeps eating all my spending money! Gab: I know that feel. Raphi: How touching. Vigne: It's just a faillen angel\Nand dunce demon pity party. Gab: Why do we always end up at my place? Raphi: It's the only place\Nwhere we wouldn't feel bad Raphi: about bringing a stray dog inside. Gab: Hey! Raphi: But... Raphi: if you can't move, Raphi: we'll have to come up with another idea. Vigne: Yeah... Vigne: Maybe we should look for\Nan owner for him at school. Raphi: I'll try asking my friends, too. Vigne: Satania, will that wor— Vigne: Huh? Satania: For crying out loud. Satania: I can't keep even one little familiar? Satania: Humans are just so hellishly anal. Satania: Don't make that face. It'll be fine. Satania: I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama! Satania: I'll find us a place to live\Nbefore you know what hit you. Satania: Cut it out! Satania: That tickles! Satania: Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?\NTook you long enough! Vigne: Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to? Raphi: Looks like she's in\Nthe Asahikawa area right now. Vigne: Wha— She's all the way up in Hokkaido? Vigne: Wait, how do you know that? Raphi: In case of her running away, Raphi: I went ahead and registered her phone\Nwith a GPS tracking service. Vigne: Uh-huh... Gab: Yowch! Gab: My funny bone! Vigne: Buy why Hokkaido? Raphi: If she keeps heading north... Vigne: Gab, where are you going? Gab: Convenience store. Vigne: I think I'm going to go bring Satania back. Gab: Whatever. Gab: Have fun. Satania: The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed... Vigne: Uh, what are you doing? Satania: Huh? Satania: You two?! Satania: How did you find me? Vigne: You don't want to know. Satania: Here to bring me back? Not happening! Vigne: Come on. Vigne: Running away won't help anything. Raphi: Let's go home, okay? Satania: No! Satania: He's my familiar! Satania: We have to live together! Vigne: Satania... Satania: H-Hello? Satania: Huh? Satania: No way... Satania: You mean it?! Satania: This owner or whoever made it\Nso that pets are allowed! Satania: Now I can keep my familiar as I please. Vigne: That's great, Satania. Raphi: I can look forward to even more\Ndaily amusement now. Vigne: Hey. Satania: Now... Satania: You're going to formally enter\Ninto contract as my familiar! Satania: Hey! Satania: We have to make a contract, okay? Gab: Here's your coffee. Vigne: You don't usually work today, do you? Raphi: Don't you only work on Tuesdays? Gab: Gotta bust my butt for microtransactions. Vigne: Master-san's in a great mood. Raphi: Did something special happen? Master: You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor. Vigne: Gab? Really? Master: She said that if I helped,\Nshe'd work a lot more shifts. Master: And, incredibly, she comes in\Ntwice a week now! Vigne: O-Oh, I see. Vigne narr: Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot." Vigne: What did Gab ask for? Vigne: Don't tell me a raise. Master: No... Master: She said her friend just wouldn't\Nbe separated from her pet Master: and implored me to allow them. Master: But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew\Nthat I owned an apartment complex. Gab: Hey, c'mon in. Satania: We'll have a café au lait and a milk. Satania: Hey, what're you doing?! Gab: No pets in the café. Satania: He isn't a pet! He's a familiar. Gab: Yeah, no, that's a pet. Satania: Read my lips: fa-mi-li-ar! Gab: No pets or familiars allowed. Tap: Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai? Tap: It's me, Tapris. Tap: For my upcoming vacation, Tap: may I come visit you? Tap: Thank you! Tap narr: I should make full use of this opportunity\Nto study the human world. Tap narr: Red means stop. Tap narr: That's odd. Tap narr: I've been waiting for ages, Tap narr: but the light still won't turn green. Tap narr: I didn't know they had push-button signals. Tap narr: Worse still... Kid: Hey, lady? It won't turn green\Nif you don't hit the button. Tap: What?! Tap narr: A little kid taught me about it. Tap narr: I have to study more! Tap narr: Keep to the right on the road! Tap narr: Vending machines take\Nup to thousand-yen bills. Tap narr: On Wednesdays, quintuple your points! Tap narr: If your dog poops, you must scoop! Tap narr: There. Satania: Hey! Get back here, you! Tap narr: There's so much to learn\Njust from walking around town. Tap narr: "PCs with Internet connections\Navailable for public use"? Tap narr: "Internet"? Tap narr: That reminds me. Tap narr: When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said... Gab: If you learned how to use a PC, too, Gab: it sure would save my butt. Gab: For more efficient leveling in my MMOs... Tap narr: ...didn't she? Tap narr: I've never touched a PC before. Tap narr: This could be the perfect chance! Gab: It sure would save my butt. Tap narr: That's right! Tap narr: I must learn how to use them\Nand save Senpai! Tap narr: If she finishes playing faster, Tap narr: surely she'll find the time\Nto cook and clean properly! Tap narr: Charge! Tap narr: Yes... it's finally come for me to ride... Tap narr: The perfect high-tech wave! Tap narr: I'll master this "PC Internet," Tap narr: and become a hotshot angel! Tap narr: First, uh... First... Tap narr: What do I do first? Tap narr: If memory serves, Tap narr: she operated it with this round thing. Tap narr: What was it called again? Tap narr: I think it was an animal's name... Tap narr: A "hamster"! Tap narr: That's right! It's a hamster! Tap narr: You use the PC by moving the hamster. Tap narr: And then this board with lots of bumps... Tap narr: This was, uh... Tap narr: This device is unknown to me. Tap narr: I'd best not touch it. Tap narr: Anyway, I should have no problems Tap narr: if I can use the hamster. Text: Internet Tap narr: It moved! Tap narr: I knew it. Tap narr: Now I just move the arrow\Nover to the Internet, and... Tap narr: Woo-hoo! I did it! Tap narr: Success! Tap narr: I can do it if I try, can't I? Tap narr: Now, it's time to dive\Ninto my Internet surfing experience! Tap narr: Um, am I doing the Internet right now? Tap narr: The screen isn't changing... Tap narr: Did I do something wrong? Tap narr: What? What am I doing wrong? Tap narr: In the first place, what's "right"? Tap narr: Could this be one of those "touch screens"? Tap: I'm sorry! Terribly sorry! Tap: It's not broken, is it?! Librarian: Can I help you? Tap: Kyu! Librarian: "Kyu"? Tap: U-Um... Tap: I'm so sorry. Tap: I might have broken the screen. Librarian: The screen? Librarian: It looks fine to me. Tap: R-Really? Tap: Thank goodness. Librarian: Was there anything you didn't understand? Tap: Um, I'm not sure how to use\Nthe hamster and the strange board. Librarian: Hamster? Librarian: Board? Librarian: For learning how to use PCs, Librarian: we have books for beginners on these shelves. Tap: Thank you so much. Tap narr: All right! Tap narr: Time to dive into these books. Tap narr: Let's see. A PC is... Text: PCs for Idiots Tap narr: I don't understand a word of this. Tap narr: Could it be that learning to use PCs Tap narr: is actually incredibly hard?! Tap narr: No. Tap narr: I must master this! Tap: ...and that's what I did today. Tap: Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"\Nbut a "mouse"! Gab: Uh-huh. Tap: So much goes into a PC, huh? Tap: It was extremely difficult. Gab: So, do you have some of the basics down now? Tap: Yes! I understood a little. Gab: Okay, I'll teach you, Gab: so let's make you a master\Nwhile you're here. Gab: Gotta speed up my leveling. Tap: I'd love that. Gab: So, what can you do now? Tap: A bit of C and Java. Gab: Huh? Tap: Next, I'm doing PHP! Gab: You gonna be a programmer or something? Tap narr: Any minute now... Tap narr: Any minute now, she'll be here. Tap narr: It's her! Gab: Comin'... Gab: You're late. Vigne: What? Vigne: We're right on schedule. Tap: So you're here... Tap: you demon, you! Raphi: Demon? Whom do you mean? Raphi: Tap-chan? Tap: I'm so sorry! Tap: My mistake! Vigne: Long time no see. Vigne: Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"? Tap: Nya! Vigne: "Nya"? Tap: F-For your information, Tap: I don't fully trust you yet. Vigne: Oh, I know. Vigne: You're an angel, I'm a demon. Vigne: You'll get used to it over time. Tap: Erm... Tap: I don't trust you, Tap: but only a little... Tap: To use an example, um, Tap: My distrust for you is as small as an ant! Vigne: Got it. Vigne: Thanks. Tap: Even that might be too big. Tap: It's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium! Vigne: I get it, it's okay! Raphi: Oh, yes. Raphi: An angel must never hold\Ndistrust in her heart. Right? Tap: Yes, exactly! Tap: It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai Tap: that's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium! Vigne: Raphi, you cut it out, too. Gab: That's enough of the\Ncomedy routine, you guys. Gab: Time's a-wastin'! Vigne: Okay, okay. Vigne: It'll be ready soon. Tap: Um, what are we doing today? Tap: Also, what's this strange device? Vigne: Today... Vigne: We're having a takopa! Tap: Ta-ko-pa? Tap: Do you mean that high-tech card\Nthat can be used in place of money? Vigne: Um... Vigne: So close, yet so far. Raphi: "Takopa" is short for "takoyaki party." Vigne: You don't come to the human world every day, Vigne: so I thought we should throw you\Na human world party. Tap: You don't have to fuss over me. Vigne: Oh, it's fine. Vigne: We wanted to do it anyway. Vigne: Enjoy yourself, okay? Tap: I-I will. Tap: Thank you. Tap narr: She really is like an angel. ***Raphi: We also have pie-throwing,\Ndunk tanks, and more ready, ***Raphi: so let's do those after. Vigne: Strange. Vigne: FIrst I've heard of this. Gab: Cool. Gab: We're all here,\Nso let's get this party started. Vigne: You're forgetting our red-haired friend. Raphi: What's keeping Satania-san? Vigne: She said she'd be late because\Nshe had something to prepare. Gab: Then we can start without her, can't we? Gab: You snooze, you lose. Tap: Um, so how do you use this? Gab: Huh? Gab: You've never had takoyaki before? Tap: Right, that's correct. Gab: Then this is perfect. Gab: Do you want to see... Gab: my Tenma School takoyaki-grilling technique?! Tap: Yes, please! Gab: Yup. Gab: This is takoyaki. Tap: Th-This...? Vigne: Except you obviously messed up! Raphi: Tap-chan, would you care to try, too? Tap: Oh, no, it's too much for me... Vigne: Come on, there's no harm in trying. Tap: Understood. Tap narr: Based on the shape of this device, Tap narr: takoyaki is most likely a spherical food. Tap: I'm sorry. Tap: I did my best... Vigne: No, sorry, it's my fault. Vigne: You've never even seen it done before. Vigne: I'll do it, so just sit tight. Vigne: Here goes. Vigne: There! Vigne: There. Vigne: There. Vigne: Flip. Vigne: Flip. Vigne: And they're done! Tap: So these are takoyaki... Vigne: They're delicious. Vigne: Eat up while they're still hot. Tap: Okay! Tap: Thank you for this food. Tap: It tastes heavenly! Vigne: Glad to hear it. Gab: You pass. Gab: Carry on the Tenma School. Vigne: I'll pass. Raphi: Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too. Tap: Really? Vigne: Is that Satania? Satania: Your wait is over, ignorant peons! Satania: Satanichia-sama is here! Tap: So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai. Satania: You started without me?! Raphi: It's really good. Satania: Where's my share? Gab: Good stuff. Satania: My takoyaki... Vigne: I'll grill some more. Be patient. Vigne: By the way, why were you late? Satania: Well, that's obvious. Satania: The guest of honor\Nis always fashionably late! Vigne: Spare us. Raphi: What's that box? Satania: Oh, you noticed? Satania: I was waiting for this\Nto arrive at my doorstep. Gab: You bought something dumb again, didn't you? Satania: Don't be ridiculous. Satania: Our feast can't start without this. Satania: Voilà! Satania: Pot luck in the dark? Satania: No, it's the Darkness Pot! Satania: The Darkness Pot is an incredible item Satania: that changes everything you put in it\Ninto dark matter. Satania: It's sure to liven up any party— Raphi: I'll pass. Tap: Me, too. Vigne: I told you we were having a takopa today. Gab: You have fun with that. Satania: Oh, come on! Tap: Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today. Gab: Sure. Raphi: Give everyone in Heaven my love. Vigne: Come visit again, okay? Satania: Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party. Tap: No, thank you. Satania: Why not?! Tap: I'll be off, then. Tap: I completely forgot! Tap: Tenma-senpai. Gab: What up? Tap: Your older sister is coming in the morning. Gab: Huh? Gab: What?!
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# Exported by Aegisub 8903-master-1042226 Satania: Fresh melon bread\Nstraight from the factory, GET! Satania: I'll eat you up at lunch! Satania narr: Now... Satania narr: From where will he show up today? Satania narr: That accursed dog\Nthat's stolen my melon bread, Satania narr: time and time again... Satania narr: Today's the day it ends. Satania narr: My melon bread will be mine. Raphi: Satania-san. Raphi: Shouting right in the morning?\NIs something the matter? Satania: Don't sneak up on me like that! Satania: He could pop out at any moment! Raphi: "He"...? Satania: Yes. Satania: That dog. Raphi: Oh, you mean your friend? Satania: He is not my friend! Satania: Huh? He hasn't shown up... Raphi: There he is. Satania: Where?! Satania: Huh? Raphi: Looks like a dogcatcher. Satania: Dogcatcher? Raphi: Yes. Raphi: They take stray dogs off of the streets. Satania: Oh, I see. Raphi: But I've heard that\Nif they can't find an owner Raphi: for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down. Raphi: Huh? Gab: So you went and rescued the dog? Satania: I-I didn't do it to rescue him. Satania: If I let him go with what he did so far,\Nmy demonic reputation is shot! Vigne: Satania... Vigne: You're such a good girl... Satania: I'm not a good girl! Satania: I'm a demon! Satania: This is perfect. Satania: I'll show this dog\Nwho's higher on the food chain Satania: and make it work hard as my familiar! Satania: My melon bread! Gab: This demon's lower than the dog, huh? Vigne: Wait, Satania, I thought your\Napartment didn't allow pets. Satania: Huh? Satania: It doesn't? Gab: Before you ask, mine doesn't, either. Raphi: Mine, as well. Vigne: Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too. Vigne: A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office\Nto check after school. Vigne: So pets aren't allowed, after all... Raphi: If it's in the contract,\Nyou're out of luck... Gab: So, what's the plan now? Gab: Gotta do something,\Nor the dog goes back to the pound. Satania: Th-They can't take him! Satania: He's my familiar! Vigne: Here's an idea. Vigne: Why not move somewhere that allows pets? Satania: That's it! Satania: Hi, Papa? Satania: Out of the blue, but can I move? Satania: The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit\Nfor an archdemon such as myself. Satania: He said, "An archdemon should be able\Nto figure a way for herself." Vigne: Can you afford to move? Raphi: Oh, my. Satania: The Hell Shopping Network... Satania: The Hell Shopping Network\Nkeeps eating all my spending money! Gab: I understand how you feel! Raphi: How touching. Vigne: It's just a faillen angel\Nand dumb demon pity party. Gab: Why do we always end up at my place? Raphi: It's the only place\Nwhere we wouldn't feel bad Raphi: about bringing a stray dog inside. Gab: Hey! Raphi: But... Raphi: if you can't move, Raphi: we'll have to come up with another idea. Vigne: Yeah... Vigne: Maybe we should look for\Nan owner for him at school. Raphi: I'll try asking my friends, too. Vigne: Satania, will that wor— Vigne: Huh? Satania: Good grief... Satania: I can't keep even one little familiar? Satania: The human realm is so needlessly strict. Satania: Don't make that face. It'll be fine. Satania: I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama! Satania: I'll quickly find us a place to live! Satania: Oh... Satania: Here. Satania: Cut it out! Satania: That tickles! Satania: Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?\NTook you long enough! Vigne: Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to? Raphi: Looks like she's in\Nthe Asahikawa area right now. Vigne: Wha— She's in Hokkaido? Vigne: Wait, how do you know that? Raphi: In case of her running away, Raphi: I went ahead and registered her phone\Nwith a GPS tracking service. Vigne: Uh-huh... Gab: Yowch! Gab: My funny bone! Vigne: Buy why Hokkaido? Raphi: If she keeps going that way... Vigne: Gab, where are you going? Gab: Convenience store. Vigne: I think I'm going to go bring Satania back. Gab: Okay. Gab: Take care. Satania: The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed... Vigne: Uh, what are you doing? Satania: Huh? Satania: You two?! Satania: How did you find me? Vigne: You're better off not asking. Satania: Here to bring me back? Not happening! Vigne: Come on. Vigne: Running away won't help anything. Raphi: Let's go home, okay? Satania: No! Satania: He's my familiar! Satania: We have to live together! Vigne: Satania... Satania: H-Hello? Satania: Huh? Satania: No way... Satania: You mean it?! Satania: This owner or whoever made it\Nso that pets are allowed! Satania: Now I can keep my familiar as I please. Vigne: That's great, Satania. Raphi: I can look forward to even more\Ndaily amusement now. Vigne: Hey. Satania: Now... Satania: You're going to formally enter\Ninto contract as my familiar! Satania: Hey! Satania: We have to make a contract, okay? Gab: Here's your coffee. Vigne: You don't usually work today, do you? Raphi: Don't you only work on Tuesdays? Gab: Been busy with microtransactions. Vigne: Master-san's in a great mood. Raphi: Did something special happen? Master: You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor. Vigne: Gab? Really? Master: She said that if I helped,\Nshe'd work a lot more shifts. Master: And, incredibly, she comes in\Ntwice a week now! Vigne: O-Oh, I see. Vigne narr: Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot." Vigne: What did Gab ask for? Vigne: Don't tell me it's a raise. Master: No... Master: She said her friend just wouldn't\Nbe separated from her pet Master: and implored me to allow them. Master: But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew\Nthat I owned an apartment complex. Gab: Hey, c'mon in. Satania: We'll have a café au lait and a milk. Satania: Hey, what're you doing?! Gab: No pets in the café. Satania: He isn't a pet! He's a familiar. Gab: Yeah, no, that's a pet. Satania: Fa-mi-li-ar! Gab: No pets or familiars allowed. Tap: Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai? Tap: It's me, Tapris. Tap: For my upcoming vacation, Tap: may I come visit you? Tap: Thank you! Tap narr: I should make full use of this opportunity\Nto study the human world. Tap narr: Red means stop. Tap narr: That's odd. Tap narr: I've been waiting for ages, Tap narr: but the light still won't turn green. Tap narr: I didn't know they had push-button signals. Tap narr: Worse still... Kid: Onee-chan? It won't turn green\Nif you don't hit the button. Tap: What?! Tap narr: A little kid taught me about it. Tap narr: I have to study more! Tap narr: Keep to the right on the road! Tap narr: Vending machines take\Nup to thousand-yen bills. Tap narr: On Wednesdays, quintuple your points! Tap narr: Always bring back dog poop! Tap narr: There. Satania: Hey! Get back here, you! Tap narr: There's so much to learn\Njust from walking around town. Tap narr: "PCs with Internet connections\Navailable for public use"? Tap narr: "Internet"? Tap narr: That reminds me. Tap narr: When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said... Gab: If you learned how to use a PC, too, Gab: it sure would help. Gab: For more efficient leveling in my MMOs... Tap narr: ...didn't she? Tap narr: I've never touched a PC before. Tap narr: This could be the perfect chance! Gab: It sure would help. Tap narr: That's right! Tap narr: I must learn how to use them\Nand help Senpai! Tap narr: If she finishes playing faster, Tap narr: surely she'll clean the room and do other\Nthings because she would have more free time. Tap narr: Charge! Tap narr: Yes... it's finally come for me to ride... Tap narr: The perfect high-tech wave! Tap narr: I'll master this "PC Internet," Tap narr: and become an able angel! Tap narr: First, uh... First... Tap narr: What do I do first? Tap narr: If I remember correctly, Tap narr: she operated it with this round thing. Tap narr: What was it called again? Tap narr: I think it was an animal's name... Tap narr: A "hamster"! Tap narr: That's right! It's a hamster! Tap narr: You use the PC by moving the hamster. Tap narr: And then this board with lots of bumps... Tap narr: This was, uh... Tap narr: This device is unknown to me. Tap narr: I'd best not touch it. Tap narr: Anyway, I should have no problems Tap narr: if I can use the hamster. Text: Internet Tap narr: It moved! Tap narr: I knew it. Tap narr: Now I just move the arrow\Nover to the Internet, and... Tap narr: Woo-hoo! I did it! Tap narr: Success! Tap narr: I can do it if I try, can't I? Tap narr: Now, it's time to dive\Ninto my Internet surfing experience! Tap narr: Um, am I doing the Internet right now? Tap narr: The screen isn't changing... Tap narr: Did I do something wrong? Tap narr: What? What am I doing wrong? Tap narr: In the first place, what's "right"? Tap narr: Could this be one of those "touch screens"? Tap: I'm sorry! Terribly sorry! Tap: It's not broken, is it?! Librarian: Can I help you? Tap: Kyu! Librarian: "Kyu"? Tap: U-Um... Tap: I'm so sorry. Tap: I might have broken the screen. Librarian: The screen? Librarian: It looks fine to me. Tap: R-Really? Tap: Thank goodness. Librarian: Was there anything you didn't understand? Tap: Um, I'm not sure how to use\Nthe hamster and the mysterious board. Librarian: Hamster? Librarian: Board? Librarian: For learning how to use PCs, Librarian: we have books for beginners on these shelves. Tap: Thank you so much. Tap narr: All right! Tap narr: Time to dive into these books. Tap narr: Let's see. A PC is... Text: Easy to understand! PC Tap narr: I don't understand a word of this. Tap narr: Could it be that learning to use PCs Tap narr: is actually incredibly hard?! Tap narr: No. Tap narr: I must master this! Tap: ...and that's what I did today. Tap: Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"\Nbut a "mouse"! Gab: Uh-huh. Tap: So much goes into a PC, huh? Tap: It was extremely difficult. Gab: So, do you have some of the basics down now? Tap: Yes! I understood a little. Gab: Okay, I'll teach you, Gab: so let's make you a master\Nwhile you're here. Gab: Gotta speed up my leveling. Tap: I'd love that. Gab: So, what can you do now? Tap: A bit of C and Java. Gab: Huh? Tap: Next, I'm doing PHP! Gab: You gonna be a programmer or something? Tap narr: Any minute now... Tap narr: Any minute now, she'll be here. Tap narr: It's her! Gab: Comin'... Gab: You're late. Vigne: What? Vigne: We're right on schedule. Tap: So you're here... Tap: you demon, you! Raphi: Demon? Whom do you mean? Raphi: Tap-chan? Tap: I'm so sorry! Tap: My mistake! Vigne: Long time no see. Vigne: Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"? Tap: Nya! Vigne: "Nya"? Tap: F-For your information, Tap: I don't fully trust you yet. Vigne: Oh, I know. Vigne: You're an angel, I'm a demon. Vigne: You'll get used to it over time. Tap: Erm... Tap: I don't trust you, Tap: but only a little... Tap: To use an example, um, Tap: My distrust for you is as small as an ant! Vigne: Got it. Vigne: Thanks. Tap: Even that might be too big. Tap: It's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium! Vigne: I get it, it's okay! Raphi: Oh, yes. Raphi: An angel must never hold\Ndistrust in her heart. Right? Tap: Yes, exactly! Tap: It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai Tap: that's as small as a water flea\Nor a paramecium! Vigne: Raphi, you cut it out, too. Gab: That's enough of the\Ncomedy routine, you guys. Gab: Time won't wait! Vigne: Okay, okay. Vigne: It'll be ready soon. Tap: Um, what are we doing today? Tap: Also, what's this strange device? Vigne: Today... Vigne: We're having a takopa! Tap: Ta-ko-pa? Tap: Do you mean that high-tech card\Nthat can be used in place of money? Vigne: Um... Vigne: So close, yet so far. Raphi: "Takopa" is short for "takoyaki party." Vigne: You don't come to the human world every day, Vigne: so I thought we should throw you\Na human world party. Tap: You don't have to do so much for me. Vigne: Oh, it's fine. Vigne: We wanted to do it anyway. Vigne: Enjoy yourself, okay? Tap: I-I will. Tap: Thank you. Tap narr: She really is like an angel. ***Raphi: We also have pie-throwing,\Ndunk tanks, and more ready, ***Raphi: so let's do those after. Vigne: Strange. Vigne: First I've heard of this. Gab: Alright. Gab: We're all here,\Nso let's get this party started. Vigne: You're forgetting our red-haired friend. Raphi: What's keeping Satania-san? Vigne: She said she'd be late because\Nshe had something to prepare. Gab: Then we can start without her, can't we? Gab: It's her own fault for being late. Tap: Um, so how do you use this? Gab: Huh? Gab: You've never had takoyaki before? Tap: Right, that's correct. Gab: Then this is perfect. Gab: Do you want to see... Gab: my Tenma School takoyaki-grilling technique?! Tap: Yes, please! Gab: Yup. Gab: This is takoyaki. Tap: Th-This...? Vigne: Except you obviously messed up! Raphi: Tap-chan, would you care to try, too? Tap: Oh, no, it's too much for me... Vigne: It's all about trying. Tap: Understood. Tap narr: Based on the shape of this device, Tap narr: takoyaki is most likely a spherical food. Tap: I'm sorry. Tap: I did my best... Vigne: No, sorry, it's my fault. Vigne: I guess doing it so suddenly was difficult. Vigne: I'll do it, so just wait a bit. Vigne: Here goes. Vigne: There! Vigne: There. Vigne: There. Vigne: There! Vigne: There! Vigne: And they're done! Tap: So these are takoyaki... Vigne: They're delicious. Vigne: Eat up while they're still hot. Tap: Okay! Tap: Thank you for this food. Tap: It's delicious. Vigne: Glad to hear it. Gab: You pass. Gab: I'll leave the Tenma School to you. Vigne: I don't want to receive that role. Raphi: Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too. Tap: Really? Vigne: Is that Satania? Satania: Your wait is over, ignorant masses! Satania: Satanichia-sama is here! Tap: So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai. Satania: You started without me?! Raphi: It's really good. Satania: Where's my share? Gab: Good stuff. Satania: My takoyaki... Vigne: I'll grill some more. Be patient. Vigne: By the way, why were you late? Satania: Well, that's obvious. Satania: The guest of honor\Nis always fashionably late! Vigne: Spare us. Raphi: What's that box? Satania: Oh, you noticed? Satania: I was waiting for this\Nto arrive at my doorstep. Gab: You bought something dumb again, didn't you? Satania: Don't be ridiculous. Satania: Our feast can't start without this. Satania: There! Satania: Pot luck in the dark(Yaminabe)? Satania: TL/N: stew prepared with ingredients contributed by each member of a party, which for fun is eaten with the lights off. Satania: No, it's the Darkness Pot! Satania: The Darkness Pot is an incredible item Satania: that changes everything you put in it\Ninto dark matter. Satania: It's sure to liven up any party— Raphi: I'll pass. Tap: Me, too. Vigne: I told you we were having a takopa today. Gab: You have fun with that. Satania: Oh, come on! Tap: Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today. Gab: Sure. Raphi: Give everyone in Heaven my love. Vigne: Come visit again, okay? Satania: Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party. Tap: No, thank you. Satania: Why not?! Tap: I'll be off, then. Tap: I completely forgot! Tap: Tenma-senpai. Gab: What up? Tap: Your older sister is coming in the morning. Gab: Huh? Gab: What?!
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