Heaven's Lost Property (2009) - CR vs tlacatlc6 (Shinji-Nekomimi)

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tlacatlc6 (Shinji-Nekomimi)
Have you ever had a dream like mine?
I don't think I've ever had a dream like this before.
There's a girl, who I've never met before, next to me,
There's a girl in it I've never met.
and I love her,
I love her...
and she loves me.
...and she loves me in return.
But... always, when it ends...
But... in the end, she always...
the girl is taken away by the sky, and I wake up.
The sky always spirits her away and I wake from my dream.
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Sugata Eishiro.
Hello, gentlemen.
This is my assistant, Pretty.
My name is Eishirou Sugata.
Take a look at this. There is a mysterious hole,
This is my assistant, Pretty-kun.
which moves around above the earth's surface.
Look at this.
All kinds of scientists have conducted research to identify it,
There appears to be an anomalous hole, of some sorts, moving above the Earth's surface.
and they have even launched observational probes into it,
Scientists from across the globe have been working to figure out what it is...
but they have been unable to reach any conclusions.
...and have even dropped monitoring instruments into the anomaly,
Of course, those are no more than reality-based theories.
but they haven't been able to come to any sort of conclusion.
As you are aware, Columbus, who discovered the American continent,
But you see, their hypotheses are flawed because they're grounded in reality.
showed how to stand an egg on end by looking at the problem differently.
As you are no doubt aware, Columbus, discoverer of the Americas,
Unreality...
was able to demonstrate how an egg can stand on its tip by thinking outside the box.
is what no one else can believe, until they see it in reality.
No one believes in the mythical until they see it for themselves.
Much like what is beneath a woman's skirt, it is an unknown world.
The New World Discovery Club
However, I am able to see it.
You could say that it's akin to the world beneath a girl's skirt - it's a world not yet known.
The key word that connects everything...
But I can see it!
The New World!
I can see the keywords that connect everything: "A New World."
Now then, the next question is of the actual state of the New World,
Now, the next issue is... what makes up this "New World" of ours?
or metaphorically speaking, what is inside the panties...
Metaphorically-speaking, you could say that, under her panties...
Tomo,
Tomo-chan, get up!
wake up!
Get up! We're going to be late!
Wake up! You're going to be late.
Just a 'lil longer...
Just a little longer...
For crying out loud... I said get up!
Aw, geez... No, you can't!
What's wrong, Sohara?!
What's the matter, Sohara?!
They say it's a good omen...
It's like a tea stalk sticking up.
...if the twig floats erect in the teacup, Sohara.
I'm going to have good luck from the morning onward, Sohara.
No!
Here, at least drink your milk.
Here. At least drink some milk.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Your necktie is crooked.
Your tie's crooked.
No matter how old you get, you're still just a child.
No matter how old you are, you still act like a kid.
Off I go.
Let's get going.
The town of Sorami, where we live,
We live in Sorami City.
is a small town of about 7000, surrounded by mountains.
It's a small town with a population of around 7000 completely surrounded by mountains.
It isn't particularly known for anything,
This town isn't particularly known for anything,
and about all it has are the smiles of its old lady farmers,
and if it was, it'd be the smile on the old farmer's face,
and its large, over-400-year-old cherry tree.
or the humongous cherry blossom tree that's more than four hundred years old.
Everyone says there's nothing here,
Everyone always says there's nothing here, but I like this town.
but I love this town.
My motto is: Peace and quiet is the best!
"Nothing beats peace and quiet." That's my motto.
Don't fall asleep!
Don't fall asleep!
Watching TV, eating my meals, and napping during classtime...
Watch TV, eat, nap during class...
"Nothing beats peace and quiet," does it?
It's nice to have some peace and quiet, don't you agree?
Help me...
Save me.
I'm trapped by the sky.
Huh?
I'm trapped by the sky.
The sky holds me captive.
Tomo...!
The sky holds me captive.
Tomo, wake up! Class is over!
Tomo-chan!
You had that dream again, huh?
Tomo-chan, wake up!
Oh, not again.
Class has finished already.
Say, Tomo,
You had that dream again, didn't you?
you've had the same dream, ever since you were little, right?
Oh, am I crying again?
Maybe you should go to the hospital, or something.
Hey, you've had that dream ever since you were a little kid, right?
I'm fine, I tell you. A hospital would be making too much of it.
Why don't you go to the hospital and...
Yeah, but...
I'm fine. It's not a big deal.
I know! What if we were to ask our upperclassman, Sugata?
But...
No way, no way! I don't want to get involved with that guy...
Oh, I know! How about we ask Sugata-senpai?
He's like one big mass of trouble!
No! No way!
They say there's a jumper on the roof, causing a big fuss!
I don't want to get involved with a guy who looks like he attracts trouble!
You're kidding!
Someone's gonna jump off the roof?!
A jumper?!
No way!
There's plenty of wind,
Jump off?
and while I'm not entirely happy about its direction,
The wind is good today.
it won't affect my takeoff.
I'm not exactly happy with the direction it's blowing in,
Stop! Don't do anything hasty!
but it won't be a problem for takeoff!
That's that senior who's all crazy, right?
Stop! Don't be hasty!
Student Council Chairman, afternoon.
Hello, Prez.
Yeah, the one from the "New World Discovery Club."
Um, I heard something about jumping...
Um, who is the jumper?
Over there.
He's up there.
S-Sugata-senpai?!
S-Sugata?
Shouldn't you be trying to stop him?
Are you sure you shouldn't stop him?!
Even if I ask him to come down, he won't listen.
He wouldn't listen to me if I tried to stop him.
I'll worry about it after he falls.
I'll think about it once he falls.
But that's irresponsible!
That's so irresponsible!
Isn't there any string you can pull as the Student Council President?
Isn't there something you can do as the student council chairman?
If you're talking about insurance, I already have some.
Oh, but I've already bought insurance.
Life insurance totaling around a million yen.
It pays a 100,000,000 yen death benefit.
Wow!
Amazing!
Don't be impressed by it!
Hey, you, don't be impressed! Amazing!
Come to think of it, Prez, aren't you two childhood friends?
And Chairman, you've been Sugata's friend since childhood!
Show some more concern for him!
You should be more worried about him!
Are you suggesting that I'm not worried about him in the slightest?
I'm not worried about him,
N-No, that's not what I meant...
is that it?
Are you suggesting I'm thinking it might not be so bad...
N-No, no...
...to watch him fall and die with a smile on my face...
I'm watching Sugata plunge to his death with a smile,
...while the cherry blossoms are in full bloom?
thinking that cherry blossom season isn't a bad time to die,
I didn't...
is that what you're saying I'm thinking?
And are you suggesting that after I've claimed the insurance,
No, I wouldn't...
I'd be planning on traveling around the world on a luxury cruise liner...
Once I get the insurance payout,
...while I mourn him?
I think I'll remember him
Are you?
by traveling the world on a luxury liner,
What do you think? Do you wanna know?
is that what you're saying I'm thinking?
Not really...
Is that what you're thinking?
He jumped...
Which do you think? Would you like to know?
Be careful!
No.
Shall we head back now?
He's flying...
Tomo-chan, what about your dream?
Be careful! He's flying...
I refuse to talk to him!
Well, let's get back.
What are you talking about?
Tomo, what about your dream?
There's something we want to ask Sugata-senpai...
Not a chance in hell!
I've heard he's very knowledgeable...
What are we talking about?
Yeah, I guess he is.
There's something we'd like to speak to Sugata about.
He's a bit creepy, very perverted, definitely a weirdo, and undoubtedly a freak with specs,
I've heard that he is quite knowledgeable.
but I think you can depend on him.
Yes, he is.
Dependable my ass!
He's kind of a maniacal, perverted, oddball four-eyed swine,
But there's no one else to ask! I'm worried about you!
but I think you can turn to him.
I just want to live in peace and quiet!
As if I would!
Fine, whatever.
But there's no one else we can ask, is there?
I understand every word you've uttered.
I'm worried about you.
Dreams are said to be electrical signals that your brain sends out...
I just want to live in peace!
...when processing memories.
Oh... all right.
In other words, your desires or your memories become your dreams.
I understand all that you're telling me.
I see...
It is said that dreams are the electrical signals that occur
But that's nothing more than a hypothesis grounded in reality!
when the brain organizes its memories.
You can't explain the mythical using reason.
In other words, your memories and desires become your dreams.
But that is nothing more than a reality-based theory.
And reality-based theories cannot explain unreality.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Not this.
No, not that.
Do you know what this is?
Do you know what this is?
No, not at all.
Not a clue.
You are correct.
Exactly.
The conclusion is, "I don't know."
What?
Many scientists have researched it for years,
You've come to the conclusion that you don't know.
but they don't know anything about it.
A large number of scientists have spent many years researching it,
However, I do know what this hole is,
but they haven't been able to figure out even the slightest thing about it.
not to mention, what your dream is.
But I understand what this hole really is.
It is all a New World!
And of course, I also understand what your dream signifies.
Those in academic circles are all fools!
They're both part of a New World!
It is displacing this much mass!
Those fools in the scientific community! Something with this much mass...
It can only be considered a "New World," floating through the sky!
With this much displacement! It couldn't be anything other than a New World that's floating up there in the sky!
The dreams you are having are connected to this New World.
Your recurring dream is also connected to this New World.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Believe you me, I will definitely find your dream!
Have faith in me! I'll definitely find this dream of yours!
Cool!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, Sohara, are you actually believing this claptrap?!
How wonderful.
The New World will pass over town at exactly midnight tonight.
Hey Sohara, are you gonna believe this nonsense just like that?!
And don't you go egging her on!
At midnight tonight, the New World will fly over this town.
Would it be okay if I came with you?
And anyway, you don't just go deciding stuff on your own!
Of course.
Can I come too?
This is bad.
Of course you can.
I can hear the sound of my peace and quiet starting to crumble.
This is bad. I can hear it...
All right, we'll meet up tonight at 12 o'clock,
I can hear the sound of my peace and quiet being destroyed!
At the big cherry tree next to the shrine.
In that case, let's gather at the tall cherry blossom tree next to the shrine at midnight tonight!
I'm sorry. My mom said I couldn't go out that late.
I'm sorry. My mom told me I can't stay out that late.
Mikako called me away this evening,
Sorry, Mikako needs me today. It doesn't look like I'll be able to come after all.
so I'm sorry, but I won't be able to make it.
Everyone said they would come with me.
"Everyone said we should go, but..."
Wait, what?
"Huh?"
I'm here by myself.
"I'm the only one here."
-Tomoki.
"Tomoki"
Screw this! I'm going home!
Give me a break! I'm going home!
Senpai.
Sugata...
What's going on, Senpai?
What is it, Sugata?
Get the hell outta there!
Get away from there, right now!
What?
I checked the most recent data, and something is wrong.
I just looked over the latest data and there's something screwy going on.
There's a huge disturbance right now, heading your...
I'm heading over as fast...I can.
Huh? I didn't quite catch that.
What? I can't hear what you're saying.
Hole is moving...
...the hole is moving...
directly above you...
Huh?
W-What was that?!
...you're...
A-A person?!
What was that?!
No... it's not a person...
I-It's a person!
People don't have wings growing out of them!
No...
Even so, this has the strong stink of trouble!
It's not...
A person doesn't have...
...wings!
But, never mind that! This stinks of the scorching smell of trouble!
Retreat!
Retreat!
What is going on?!
What's going on?!
She'll be all right. She fell from the sky,
She'll be fine. She fell from the sky without a scratch on her.
but didn't have a scratch on her.
I'm not getting involved. "Peace and quiet is the best." That's my...
I'm not getting involved in this. Nothing beats peace and quiet.
That's my motto...
That's my...
Damn it!
my motto...
I want to live in peace!
Damn it all!
I'm going to go home, watch TV, and pass the hell out!
I just want to live in peace and quiet!
Begin imprinting.
I'm gonna go home, watch some TV, and go to bed!
Nice to meet you.
Commence imprinting.
I am a Pet-Class Angeloid.
Wha...?
I am here to fulfill your every desire, my Master.
I am pleased to meet you.
Tomo-chan! I'm on cleaning duty today, so I'm going to go on ahead!
I am a pet-type Angeloid.
Don't be late!
I will do anything to please you,
my master.
Tomo! I have day duty today, so I'm going in early.
Don't you be late, now.
Good morning, Master.
Good morning, Master.
Come to think of it, you fell out of the sky last night, huh?
Oh yeah, you fell from the sky yesterday, didn't you?
Master, please command me to do whatever you would enjoy.
Master, please command me to do something to please you.
You may ask for anything you want.
You can ask for anything you desire.
We Angeloids were created only to please our masters.
We Angeloids were created solely for our Master's pleasure.
A-Anything I want?
A-Anything I want?
Yes.
Yes.
Your b...
Your...
My b...?
My what?
B-Bundles of money, maybe?
How about some money?
Money, you say?
You want money?
Money, you say?
That was bad. I was just about to get it on with an alien creature!
That was close! I almost got the hots for this mythical being....
Would a billion yen be enough?
Will one hundred billion do?
Safe! I'm safe!
Safe! I'm safe now!
Sure. If I had that much, I'd be able to buy anything.
Oh, sure. With that much, I could buy anything I wanted, huh?
Transport.
Transport.
Seriously?! What is that card-like thing you've got?
Seriously?!
Let me see, let me see!
What's that card? Lemme see it! Lemme see it!
That card is what my kind call a transport device.
In your language, this card would be known as a teleportation device.
Transport device?
A teleportation device?
It responds to my master's wishes,
Based on your request, I order the equipment I need from the Synapse.
and sends for whatever equipment is necessary from Synapse.
The Synapse?
Synapse?
I have no information stored regarding the Synapse.
I have no information within me about what Synapse is.
After all, I've only just met you and awoken.
I first awoke when I encountered you, Master.
I'm a Pet-Class Angeloid, Type Alpha: Ikaros.
I am a pet-type Angeloid, type Alpha, Ikaros.
I was manufactured by the Synapse for your pleasure.
I am a product of Synapse, created only to please my master.
Well, who cares about all that confusing stuff anyway?
Well, never mind the hard questions. So, what else can you do?
Anyway, what else can you do?
Anything.
Anything.
Anything?!
Anything?!
Yes.
Yes.
Come on...
Come on!
They've started to get even bigger, huh?
Man, they've grown again, haven't they?
I don't even want all of this.
They don't need to be this big...
Awesome! Being invisible is awesome!
Awesome! Being invisible is awesome!
Master, what is this?
Master, what is this?
This is the dream of every man, Ikaros!
A man's dream, Ikaros-kun.
For males, all roads lead to just below the belt!
For a man, everything comes down to his libido!
Now then, for a little mischief...
Now, let's fool around a bit...
All right, I got her!
Sweet! I got her!
Master, what was that?
Master, what was that about?
Payback!
Punishment. I punished the vicious girl who's always karate chopping me!
That was payback for that strong-arm girl always chopping me!
Punishment?
Payback?
Okay, time for the next one, Ikaros!
All right, onto the next place, Ikaros!
Transport!
Transport!
Time...
Time...
stop!
...stop!
Master...?
Master?
How about that?! Wherever I run is my domain! The world is mine!
Everywhere I step is mine! The world is mine!
Let's keep this going!
Let's keep going!
I wonder what happened to Tomo.
I wonder what happened to Tomo-chan?
I'm pulling my own "The World"!
I am ZA WARUDO!
I gotcha!
I win!
How is it, Master?
How is it, Master?
Outstanding, Ikaros! But how on earth did you get the ingredients?
It's delish, Ikaros-kun, but what's in these, anyway?
Yes, well, using the card,
Yes. The card summoned a Quantum Food Changer to make the air...
I called for a quantum material converter, then, using the air...
That's enough. I don't care about the confusing stuff.
Never mind, it's too complicated.
Do you have further orders?
Do you have any other orders?
No, I don't.
Any others... huh...?
How about you... strip?
Strip... maybe?
Certainly.
Yes.
I'm sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
I was just kidding! I was kidding!
Kidding! Kidding! Kidding! Forget I said it!
Cancel that one!
I cannot cancel an order.
I cannot cancel orders.
I was not created to do so.
That's not what I was made for.
Do you have any other orders?
Do you have any further orders?
No, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!
That's all for today! I'm tired now. We'll start again tomorrow.
That's enough for today! I'm tired!
Then again, I've done everything I wanted to.
Let's do some more stuff tomorrow!
Taking over the world is about all that's left!
Well, that being said, I have done everything I wanted to...
Tomo, wake up!
I guess all that's left now is to take over the world!
Tomo-chan, wake up!
Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
The teacher was unbelievably mad at you.
The teacher was pissed!
Geez, open up!
Jeez, open up already!
Yeah, all right. Geez, open up!
I heard you...
Okay, okay...
What is it?
Huh? Sohara?
Hey, what? Sohara?
What is this?
What's this?
Your takeover of the world will be completed shortly, Master.
World domination will be completed momentarily, Master.
I began running a world domination program a moment ago.
What?
You don't mean...
I activated a world domination program a short while ago.
Following an investigation, I concluded that there was no one
You can't mean...
who would recognize you as being their king, Master.
According to my research, not a single human being would recognize you as their ruler.
As a result,
Therefore, it seems the program determined that the best course of action was to erase all the rest of humanity.
the program determined that all living people should be eliminated.
All the rest of humanity?
All living people...?
Yes.
Yes.
Can you cancel it?
Can you cancel it?
I cannot. I was not created to do so.
I cannot.
I just wanted... to live a normal life... of peace and quiet.
That's not what I was made for.
So everyone really is gone now.
I only wanted a normal, peaceful life...
I am terribly sorry. I was sure that you had given me an order.
Is there really no one left?
What would you like me to do?
I apologize. I thought it was an order.
If you like, I can dispose of myself.
What do you think should be done?
Yeah... that would be most helpful.
If you wish, I can destroy myself.
I've already had more than enough trouble.
Yeah, I guess that'd help.
I've had enough trouble.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Master?
Master?
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Forget that last order, okay?
I was just kidding... I was kidding...
I cannot cancel an order.
Cancel that last one.
I cannot cancel orders.
Why not?!
Why not?!
You haven't done anything wrong. You were just following my order.
You haven't done anything wrong!
So there's no reason why you have to go away, too.
You were just following my orders!
But, I cannot cancel...
There's no reason for you to die!
Please! It's my fault that everyone is gone!
But I cannot cancel-
What should I do?!
I'm begging you...
Don't leave me here by myself. Please, cancel that order,
Everyone disappeared because of me. What should I do?
and stay here, by my side.
Don't leave me here.
I'm begging you! Cancel that order and stay by my side.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
I just wish this were all a bad dream.
I wish this was all just a bad dream...
Take good care of the angel.
Treasure your Angel.
Don't ever let her go.
Huh?
Tomo! I have day duty today, so I'm going in early.
Never part ways with her.
Don't you be late, now.
Tomo-chan! I'm on cleaning duty today, so I'm going to go on ahead!
That was a dream?! Well? Was it really?!
Don't be late!
Whoa, that was dicey, even for me. Is this for real?
Was that all a dream? What's going on? Seriously?!
Even I can't tell...
Seriously?
Good morning, Master.
Good morning, Master.
Is that...?
That's...
Yes. You said you wished that it were a dream,
You said you wished it was a dream,
so I ran a program that made it a dream,
so I activated a program that made everything a dream and returned it back to normal.
and returned everything back to normal.
You can do that?!
You can do that?!
Should I not have done that?
Did I do something bad?
No, it's fine, it's fine! Good job! Outstanding!
No, it's fine!
But still...
It's fine! You're the best!
To be honest, I'm exhausted.
But, to be honest,
Um, Master, did you wish for me to keep that part a dream, too?
I'm exhausted.
Huh? What?
Um, Master...
When you said "stay here, by my side."
Did you want that to be part of the dream as well?
Did you wish for that to be part of the dream, too?
Huh? Want what?
Ikaros, you can do with that whatever you like, right?
You told me to stay by your side...
What do you mean by...
Would that have been better as part of the dream?
Just what I said!
You should do whatever you want, Ikaros.
Yes...
What? What does that mean?
I'll say it again.
You know what I mean!
All I want is to live a normal life of peace and quiet.
Okay.
And yet, those who are around me include a girl with a killer chop,
I always say this, but I just want to live a normal, peaceful life.
a perv who flies through the air,
But there's a girl with a murderous chop out to get me...
and to top it all off, Ikaros fell out of the sky that day.
...and a weirdo who flies through the sky...
This is how the days that I will never forget began.
Last but not least, there's Ikaros, who fell from the sky on that fateful day.
No, you don't have to be at my side all the time!
And that's how it all began... these days I'll never forget.
By which I mean, close the door!
No, you don't have to stay by my side that closely!
In fact, close the door already!