Magical Destroyers (2023) - S01E01 - CR vs OtakuHero

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OtakuHero
You gotta pull the trigger like this, right?
You're supposed to pull the trigger like this, right?
That's dangerous, man!
Bro! Gun safety!
Up, up, down, down...
Up, up, down, down...
I put in the invincibility code, so I should be safe.
So long as I have the Konami Code, I should be good.
Ah! I can't believe it!
Agh! I can't believe this!
What's wrong?
What now?!
The overnight special express Ethiopia is
The overnight Ethiopia express is passing through Tokyo right now!
supposed to be passing through Tokyo right now!
Who gives a shit?!
Who the hell cares?!
I do, asshole!
This isn't happening!
Don't you dare!
Hold it in!
Keep it in!
Swallow it! Swallow it!
We're here. Opening the bay doors.
We've arrived. I'm opening the hatch.
Howdy, Otaku Hero!
Hey there, Otaku Hero! Want me to cast a bravery spell?
Need a little spell to give ya some courage?
I wish you had asked sooner.
I wish you'd offered that much sooner.
Let's start the operation and try not to die.
Commence the operation. Try not to die!
Follow me!
After me!
I can't let you do that.
In your dreams, dork!
The first to go
You ain't jumping first.
has got to be me!
I am!
First train departing!
Anarchy Express, leaving station!
Anarchy-chan!
Anarchy!
Your parachute! Parachute!
Your parachute!
Here I go. Transform!
Here I go!
2008
Transform!
If I don't hurry, they're gonna sell out
Gotta, gotta hurry, before they run out!
of the limited first run edition!
Out of first editions!
Oh, huh?
Is there some kinda event going on?
Excuse me, let me through!
Huh?
Huh?
Some kind of event?
What's going on here?
Ah, excuse me! Huh?
What's going on?
Oh! There's one left!
Oh! There's one left!
Whoa! You're mine, first run edition!
Woo-hoo!
Retrieval complete.
Come to papa, limited edition!
All right. On to the next one.
Extraction complete.
What the hell are you doing?
All right. On to the next target.
Give that back... to me!
The hell do you think you're doing?
Give it back! It's mine!
Let go.
Let go.
If you continue to protest, I'll take you into protection.
Cooperate or I'll take you in for protection.
Protection?
"Protection"?
Let go!
Let go!
That's the legendary kabe circle issue! Give it back!
That's my copy of a legendary kabe's release! Give it back!
I spent three years searching for that!
I spent three years searching for that! And it's mint!
And it's mint!
You don't see that vehicle every day!
Now that's an unusual vehicle!
Like music to my ears.
What a pleasant sound.
Over here! Divine Lariat!
Hey! Divine Lariat!
Have you no manners?
Trying to give me an uninvited clothesline?
You never touch a lady without asking!
How very rude of you!
Your bark is far worse than your bite.
Your bark is worse than your bite.
Wh-Who the hell are you?
Wh-Who the hell are you?
Ah, that smells nice.
Ah, that smells nice.
What gives trash like you the right to smell me?!
What gives trash like you the right to smell me?!
How are you?!
Lovely weather, right?!
It began without any warning.
It began without warning.
Nakano, Tokyo
People deemed otaku became targets of the government's "protection" efforts,
People known as otaku, regardless of preferred genre,
regardless of what they were into.
Nipponbashi, Osaka
The people were powerless to stop it.
became targets of the government's "protection" efforts.
They claimed it was to preserve a world-famous subculture.
Nobody was able to stop them.
And for whatever reason, nobody questioned them.
They said they wanted to protect a world-famous culture.
Otaku vanished from the streets.
For some reason, nobody questioned that.
Otaku disappeared from view.
It only took a single week.
It only took a single week.
But then, we launched our resistance.
But we fought back. We formed our own resistance.
Present Day, 2011
Guys.
Pedestrian-Only Zone Ahead
We've sucked our food reserves dry. That's the last we got.
Hey.
Ah, that's right.
We've sucked our food reserves dry. That's all we got.
We gotta go on another supply run soon.
Oh, right.
Dude, I'm scared shitless every time we gotta get stuff from our supporters!
We'll have to go on another supply run.
Screw that!
Yeah, but I shit bricks every time we meet with our supporters.
What're we gonna do?
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out.
Something, yeah?
Something, yeah?
Yeah, something.
Yeah, something.
Huh?
Huh?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What?!
Really?!
Geez, you almost got me pregnant!
Geez, you almost got me pregnant!
Quit messing around, Anarchy-chan.
Quit messing around, Anarchy.
And I was so looking forward to a bizarre plot twist.
And here I was, hoping for a shocking plot twist.
Huh?
Huh?
Damn it!
Damn it!
They never let up, do they?
They just dunno when to quit, huh?
Sir! A report from the mobile patrol!
General! Report from mobile patrol!
All right.
All right.
You know, you could just tell me.
You can just tell me this directly, y'know?
He never lets up, either.
Neither does this guy, huh?
So, what does it say?
So, what's it say?
Another truck full of otaku was sent to the protection zone.
Another truck full of otaku was sent to the protection zone.
Huh? Damn it!
Huh?!
The damn Shobon Army again!
Damn those guys!
Screw that damn Shobon Army!
Hey, Otaku Hero.
Hey, Otaku Hero.
We've got to find Blue and Pink.
We've gotta find Blue and Pink.
I mean, it's their fault that they got lost,
I mean, I know it's their fault for getting lost,
but when the three of us magical girls get together,
but when us three magical girls unite,
nothing can ever stop us!
nobody in the world can oppose us!
Blue-chan was in the abducted group, too.
Blue was in the abducted group.
That horny, blue, psycho bitch!
That horny, blue, psycho bitch!
It might be time to call it quits.
Might be time to call it quits.
Quits? What do you mean?
Quits? What do you mean?
How long since the Shobon goons appeared?
How long's it been since the Shobon squad showed up? About three years?
About three years?
We survived all those otaku hunts,
We survived the hell of the otaku hunts,
and otaku from around the country gathered to stoke the flames of revolution.
and then otaku from around the country gathered to light the flames of revolution.
We only got this far because of you guys.
We made it this far thanks to all of you.
Absolutely not! It was all thanks to you!
No! It was all thanks to you!
We couldn't have fought back without you!
There's no way we could've fought back without you!
This is a liberated area now!
This is a liberated zone now!
You're right.
Yeah.
You fought hard to retake Akiba.
You all worked hard to retake Akiba.
But our power level decreases by the day.
But our fighting power shrinks by the day.
It's gotten so low, we have to resort to stealing enemy weapons.
We even have to steal weapons from the enemy.
The supporters giving us food can be found out at any moment.
The supporters who bring us food have to walk a very dangerous line.
So I think—
So I think—
So you think? You think what?
So you think? Think what?
If you're gonna act this pathetic, why don't I take the leader's chair from you!?
If you're gonna wuss out now, why don't I take your spot, leader?
Why not? Give it a shot.
Why not? Give it a shot.
Huh?!
Huh?!
You're passing it to her?
You for real?!
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
Wait! Otaku Hero!
Wait! Otaku Hero!
Don't you dare wuss out on me!
Don't you dare chicken out on me!
Give it up, Anarchy-chan.
Give it a rest, Anarchy.
Huh?
Huh?
We did basically rely on him for everything.
You can't blame him. We have been relying on him for everything.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Even the flames of revolution need to be fueled, or else they may be extinguished.
Even the flames of revolution need fuel. Once you're out, your drive is gone.
You might be right, but still...
I get what you're saying, but...
Still...
Still...
Like a damn chimney.
Like a damn chimney.
Did you mean it?
Did you really mean it?
Did you really mean you'll quit being leader?
Are you really gonna quit on us?
Things are only gonna go downhill from here.
It's only gonna be downhill from here.
Well yeah, and that's why we need to rescue Blue!
'Course! That's why we gotta save Blue right now!
Go for it, Anarchy-chan. You're the leader, right?
Then go save her, Anarchy. That's your call now, right?
That's not what I'm saying!
That's not what I'm saying, dumbass!
With me, Blue, and Pink...
With me, Blue, and Pink...
With us magical girls and you together, we can fight!
If us magical girls and you are together, we can fight back!
We can make the world a place where you can like whatever you want to like again!
We can make the world a better place without the hobby police again!
You were the leader who was supposed to take us there,
You're our leader, Otaku Hero! You were supposed to lead us there!
Otaku Hero!
It just isn't my thing.
It just isn't my thing.
Huh?
Huh?
Leave that stuff to the guys who can or want to do it.
Leave that to those who wanna do it or have the natural ability to do it.
Isn't it the same in anime?
Just like in anime.
The leaders and heroes either are ready to kick ass from the start,
The leaders and heroes either wanna kick ass from the get-go,
or they say they "don't want to fight" and still kick ass anyway.
or go all "I don't want to fight!" and kick ass anyway.
And you're saying you're neither type?
And you're saying you're neither?
Hello?
Hello?
Turn on the TV! Right now!
Turn on the TV! Right now!
Here.
Here.
We couldn't make it happen!
We couldn't make it happen!
"The government has announced a major protection action
"The government has announced a major protection action
targeted at key areas of the Chiyoda and Taito wards for tomorrow"?!
targeted at key areas of the Chiyoda and Taito wards for tomorrow"?!
So you're sure?
So your mind's set?
Then I'll become leader.
Then I'm the leader now.
But no takebacks or redos later on, okay?
I won't let you have it back later, y'hear me?!
Yeah.
Suits me.
Fine.
Fine.
Listen up, creeps!
Listen up, creeps!
In preparation for the expected enemy action,
The enemy's coming for us!
the Akiba Liberated Zone is now going on 24-hour battle alert!
As of now, the Akiba Liberated Zone is going on 24-hour battle alert!
And I, Anarchy-chan, am taking command!
And I, Anarchy, am taking command!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Open the armory!
Open the armory!
A Unit, gather at Suehirocho.
Unit A, gather at Suehirocho.
Hey, hey! Get moving, B Unit!
C'mon! Haul your asses, Unit B!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Go, go, go!
Yay!
Yay!
Akihabara successfully recaptured!
Akihabara successfully recaptured!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
I'll show you magic tomorrow.
I'll show you magic tomorrow.
Magic?
Magic?
My fire magic.
My fire magic.
And if that doesn't change your mind,
And if that's not enough to change your mind,
then I'll become leader and bring Blue back myself!
then I'll become leader and go save Blue myself!
Ah! They're here!
Here they come!
To the designated protected individuals occupying this district:
To the designated protected individuals occupying this district:
End your resistance and surrender immediately!
Cease your resistance and surrender immediately!
Just like your comrades, we absolutely will not treat you poorly!
We will treat you with respect and dignity, like your protected comrades!
Lying pig!
Lying pig!
If you refuse, we will use our resources to protect you all.
Refuse to surrender and we do everything within our power to protect all of you!
What's this?
What's this?
If that's how you want it...
If that's how you want to play...
All units, follow established policies and commence action!
All units, follow established protocol and commence action!
They aren't holding back.
They aren't holding back.
Fire, fire!
Light 'em up!
Log unit, advance!
Log unit, advance!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Oh, no!
We won't give up one inch!
We won't give up one inch!
We'll never surrender to you!
We'll never surrender to you!
What's happening up top?
What's happening up top?
They're making progress.
They're making progress!
Where's Anarchy-chan?
Where's Anarchy?
I haven't seen her, but everyone's following the plan, so we should be okay!
I don't know, but everything's going according to plan, so we should be okay!
This is a stairway to hell when you're out of shape!
This stairway is freaking hell if you're outta shape!
You sure are being dramatic about it.
You sure got a flair for the dramatic, dontcha?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Why do you have to run up anyway?
Why do you gotta run up the stairs anyway?
Where's your transformation bag?
Forgot your transformation bag?
I don't need it. Not now, anyway.
I don't need it. Not now, anyway.
Oh, no! You're gonna have to give u—
Oh, no! Looks like it's time to give up...
The hell?!
The hell?!