To LOVE-Ru (2008) - S00E09 (Darkness OVA 3) - Doutei vs Doki

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Doutei
Doki
Rito-san, and Haruna-san.
Hm?
What are you two doing here?
Oh?
What are those?
Rito-san and... Haruna-san.
Onee-sama's inventions?
What are you doing here?
We were sorting out
Hm?
Lala's inventions a little while ago.
Whoa!
There are so many of them. How do you make all of these?
What are those?!
It's a cinch!
Are those big sister's inventions?
Lala-san.
Actually, until just now we were doing some maintenance on Lala's inventions.
Can you look at the copier? It's not working.
Wow, there are so many.
How did you make something like this?
Eh, it's not really all that difficult!
Hmm...
Lala-san?
There's something wrong with the copy machine.
Could you take a look?
Sure!
Sure!
I'll be back!
I'll be right back!
Some of these inventions are dangerous, so we're making sure nobody touches them.
It could be dangerous if anybody touches these inventions,
Okay, so that's what you're doing.
so we're watching them.
There must be a bunch of mechs none of us are familiar with.
Ah, so that's what it was.
I know.
There really are a lot of unknown mechas, aren't there?
One of them nearly killed me, in fact.
There sure are.
Watch out!
I almost died a little bit ago.
What was that flash?
Huh?
Huh?
Why am I looking at myself?
Ah!
What am I doing over there?
Look out!
Huh?
That light just now...
Huh?
Why am I in front of myself?
Why am I over there?
Eh?
Sairenji?
Sairenji?
Is that you, Yuuki-kun?
You're Yuuki-kun?
Oh my gosh. Have they really...?
Eh?!
Oh, my...
Could it be, this is...?
I'm back!
I'm back!
Ah! Momo's here!
Ah! You're here too, Momo!
Onee-sama!
Onee-sama...
Lala, something happened to...
Lala, right now we're...
What a relief!
What a relief!
Sorry for making you look after my inventions, Haruna!
Sorry for making you have to watch over my inventions, Haruna!
I was worried something might have happened since I left them in a mess!
I was worried because they're always getting scattered all over the place!
My inventions are always causing trouble for you guys!
My inventions always cause so much trouble for everyone.
But thanks to you two, I can relax knowing nothing went wrong!
Thanks to the two of you watching over them,
nothing bad happened!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Now then, time to put these things away!
Eh, uh...
Now, then!
Let's get this cleaned up right away!
Huh?
Huh?
I don't see my Updated Maru Maru Change-kun Beta Version anywhere!
I don't see the Round-Round-Change-kun Revised Beta version anywhere.
Oh well!
Oh, well.
Okay, I have to get back to work!
I still have some things to do, so I'll be on my way!
I'll see you later!
Round-Round-Change-kun?
The Updated Maru Maru Change-kun?
Isn't this like the device we used before to change bodies?
I guess this is similar to that mech that switched bodies.
The timer says... seven more hours.
The timer says... you have seven more hours.
It looks like this Change-kun has a system to automatically revert the body exchange after a time limit.
It looks like this Change-kun has a built in timer
So that means we have to wait seven hours to return to our own bodies?!
that automatically returns people to their original bodies.
By that time, it'll be evening!
So you're saying we're stuck in these bodies for seven more hours?
Isn't there a way to manually cancel it?
It'll be evening by then!
It doesn't look like it.
Can't you cancel it manually?
Big sister's devices tend not to have things like that.
I don't think so.
Why don't we call big sister back and ask her about it?
Onee-sama's mechs aren't very user friendly.
Let's call Onee-sama back and ask her what to do.
But...
But...
Yeah.
Right?
Look,
Just before, Lala was so relieved that nothing bad had happened...
Lala said she was relieved that nothing bad happened while she was gone.
It's kind of hard to say to her after that.
It's kind of hard to break this to her now.
I think I can bear with it until this evening, at least.
I think I'd rather hold out until the evening.
What about you, Yuuki-kun?
What do you think, Yuuki-kun?
I'm fine with it, too!
I'm okay with that too!
The two of them are saying that for big sister's sake...
They're trying to protect Onee-sama.
How kind of them!
They're so nice!
Understood.
You got it!
Do your best until the time runs out!
Try to get through the day in each other's bodies.
If you need anything, I'll help you!
I'll be here to support you if anything happens.
It turned out like this, but...
Easier said than done.
Haruna-chan's body...
This is still Haruna-chan's body.
I'm so nervous.
Talk about nerve-wracking!
Eh? Ah!
Yami!
Eh?!
I mean, Yami-chan! S-Sorry about that!
Yami?!
Er... I mean, Yami-chan!
S-Sorry!
Sairenji Haruna.
Sairenji Haruna.
You stumbled and fell in a way that resembled Yuuki Rito.
That way of falling was just like Yuuki Rito.
If you were him...
If you were Yuuki Rito, I'd be chopping you up right now.
I'd be carving you up as we speak.
Please be more careful next time.
I advise you to watch yourself.
Y-Yes.
R-Right!
That was close!
That was close! She almost suspected something!
It seemed like she sensed something...
I saw that!
I saw it!
I can't believe you became so daring!
You're doing some pretty bold things now, aren't you?
Momio... Risa!
Momio Risa!
Which means I have to step it up.
But I won't lose at that level!
Well? Well? Well?
Hey! Hey, Risa!
Hey!
What?
Hey, Risa!
Whaat?
Oh?
Oh?
You're not putting up a fight, are you?
You're pretty honest today, aren't you?
Stop!
Stop~
As you can see,
...and for that reason, if you can't comprehend the answer,
these words can be interpreted
you will be unable to refine yourself as a person.
as him saying he doesn't want to become an uncultured person ignorant of that fact.
I know it's for Lala-san's sake, but I hadn't thought of this situation!
I know I'm doing this for Lala-san, but I never took this situation into account!
I have to go to the bathroom!
I have to go to the bathroom!
What should I do?
What do I do?
This is Yuuki-kun's body!
It's Yuuki-kun's body...
Okay.
All right...
Wait, Yuuki-kun?
Hold on, Yuuki-kun.
Why are you staring at the girls' bathroom?
What do you intend to do by peeping in the girls' restroom?
O-Oh, no reason!
Ah!
Why are you so jumpy?
No Nothing!
It's only making me more suspicious.
Why are you acting so surprised?
Well, you see...
That makes me even more suspicious.
Um...
That's... Um...
I-I was looking for you because I need to speak with you in private.
I wanted to talk to you, so I was looking for you.
With me?
With me?
Yes!
Y-Yeah!
God! Even I don't believe that!
Ah! That sounds too forced!
You want to speak... in private?
You wanted to talk... with me?
Kotegawa.
Kotegawa.
I want us to become more intimate.
I want to get to know you better.
I... Intimate?
Get to know me...?
How about we go on a date sometime?
How about we go on a date?
A... date?
D-Date...?
Yes.
That's right.
Are you crazy? Jerk!
What are you saying, you idiot?!
Are Rito-san and Haruna-san doing all right?
Ah...
Actually, the idea of a guy and a girl switching bodies sounds really juicy to me.
I wonder how it's going for Rito-san and Haruna-san.
Also, Rito-san and Haruna-san already like each other...
If you think about it, a boy and a girl switching bodies is a pretty nice situation, isn't it?
I envy them.
What's more, Rito-san and Haruna-san both love each other.
I'm so jealous.
Momo!
Momo!
Oh, Haruna-sa...
Oh, Haruna-sa no, Rito-san.
I mean, Rito-san.
I have to go to the restroom.
I-I have to go! What should I do?!
What do I do?!
My, you don't say?
Oh!
The girls' bathroom is this way.
That's quite a problem!
You're missing the point!
The girls' restroom is that way.
There's nothing to be ashamed about.
No, that's not the problem!
You've done it several times as "Riko-san."
There's nothing to be embarrassed about!
Yeah, but it was still my own body.
You have the experience from when you were Riko-san, right?
But now I'm...
Well... That was my own body!
So you're willing to wet yourself?
But, right now...!
Sorry, Sairenji.
Are you fine with wetting yourself, then?
I'd say that was a valuable experience.
I'm sorry, Sairenji...
I'm sorry, Yuuki-kun.
That was a pretty useful experience, wasn't it?
I'm so indecent!
I'm sorry, Yuuki-kun...
Where's Momo?
I'm such a bad girl...
She had something to do!
What about Momo?
She said she had something to do!
Momo-chan, how much time is left?
Momo-chan, how much time is left?
Let's see...
Um...
the screen says two more hours.
The timer says two more hours,
But I think one and a half is more accurate.
but it could be more like an hour and a half.
Why do you say that?
What do you mean?
The timer only displays the hours, so we don't know how many minutes are left.
The timer only displays in hours,
That's Lala's mech for you.
so you can't tell how many minutes have passed.
They're never precise, are they?
As expected of Lala's devices...
What should we do until then?
They're really not very precise...
We can't go to my house since Lala might find out.
What should we do until the time runs out?
How about we go to Haruna-san's place?
If you come to my house, Lala might figure it out.
My place?
What if you go to Haruna-san's house?
I don't mind.
My house?
Haruna, glad I caught you!
That's fine, but...
Oh yeah, that's Haruna-chan's...
Oh, Haruna! Nice timing!
O... Onee-chan, what is it?
If I remember correctly, this is Haruna-chan's...
Sorry, that editor of mine is calling me over.
What is it, Onee-chan?
Can you clean up the kitchen for me?
I got a call from the editor-in-chief.
Sure.
I'll leave the kitchen clean-up to you.
Okay.
Oh?
Oh?
Ah.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello there!
'Evening.
Enjoy your stay...
Take your time.
Ugh, she definitely has the wrong idea.
She's definitely misunderstanding something...
I can't believe my sister!
Good grief, big sister...
She always leaves this place in a mess!
She leaves everything in such a mess.
So your sister makes the meals around here?
Does your sister do the cooking here?
No, just the opposite.
No, the opposite.
I always make the meals.
I'm always doing the cooking.
Sometimes Onee-chan would insist on cooking, but she's not very good at it.
From time to time she tries, but she's not very good at it.
Let me help you.
I'll help you out.
Thanks.
Thank you.
What's this?
What's going on?
Something about my master has changed.
Master's behaviour is different from usual.
And why is that Yuuki Rito cleaning our things?
Also, why is Yuuki Rito cleaning up?
Ah.
Oh, Maron-san.
Maron-san.
Long time no see.
It's been a while.
This girl...
This child shares a very similar scent with Nana.
Her scent is similar to Nana's.
Oh... Oh no!
Oh?!
That object waving in front of me is awakening my untamed animal instincts!
Oh, no!
Sairenji, what about this?
That waving is stimulating my wild instincts!
Oh, that—
Sairenji, what is this?
He's... amazing.
Ah, that's...
Ahh!
This is... amazing...
Momo!
Maron!
Maron!
Maron?!
Maron, stop that!
Hey, down boy!
Agh!
Ah!
I'm sorry, Yuuki-kun!
I'm sorry, Yuuki-kun!
Are you okay?
Are you all right?
Wow, he's all wet and sticky.
Oh, he's slimy all over.
What was mayonnaise doing on the floor?
Why was mayonnaise there?
Haruna-san, how about you let Rito-san use the shower?
Haruna-san, why don't you let Rito-san use your shower?
But if he uses the shower...
B-But, a shower?!
She's right! I'm in Sairenji's body right now!
That's right!
Don't worry!
I'm in Sairenji's body right now!
You can simply close your eyes and have Haruna-san wash you.
It's okay!
Haruna-san will be washing her own body.
It'll be fine if we blindfold Rito-san and have Haruna-san wash your body!
There shouldn't be any problem with that.
Haruna-san will wash her own body!
And look.
There's no problem at all!
Maron-san desperately wants to lick the mayonnaise off your body.
Besides, Maron-san looks very excited,
You need to wash yourself off quickly.
like he wants to lick that mayonnaise off.
Okay...
We better hurry up.
I'm going to remove the bra.
I'm taking off the bra, so don't look, okay?
Don't look, okay?
Okay.
I... I won't.
Can you take off the panties by yourself?
C... Can you remove the bottom?
Y-Yeah.
Yeah.
Y-Yuuki-kun is taking my panties off...
Yuuki-kun is taking off my panties.
This is really embarrassing!
This is all so humiliating!
Besides...
Not only that...
All right, I'll wash you now.
Okay, I'm starting.
In this situation...
Right now...
If you look in the mirror, Yuuki-kun is washing my naked body.
When I look in the mirror,
If I were in my own body...
I see Rito-kun washing me while I'm naked.
Ah!
If I were in my old body...
Yuuki-kun!
Yuuki-kun?
That's no good, Sairenji.
Be a good girl, Sairenji.
Yuu
Sairenji?
Sairenji...
You're tickling me.
That tickles.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Haruna-san is getting aroused.
Haruna-san is getting excited.
It is a dirty situation, so I can't blame her.
T-This is really a dirty situation.
What?
Sorr
I'm back...
We're back...
S-Sorry, Sairenji!
I'm sorry, Sairenji!
Don't!
Just don't look at me!
Stop looking!
...And it was just getting to the good part.
Things were just getting good.
I completely forgot about the timer.
Too bad I forgot about the timer.
At any rate, Haruna-san seems surprisingly interested in things like this,
Still, Haruna-san may look prim and proper,
despite her serious manner.
but I think she may be more than a little curious.
This could be pretty useful information.
This may mesh well with my plan.
Ah!
Welcome home!
Welcome home!
I'm back...
I'm back...
Today was a really peaceful day, Rito!
Today was another peaceful day wasn't it, Rito?
Yeah... right.
Sure was...
All right! All right!
Oh, right, right.
What happened to you?
What's with that on your face?
Oh, nothing to worry about.
Oh, it's nothing.
What do you have there, Celine-chan?
Oh?
What's that you have there, Celine-chan?
Tearju-sensei.
Tearju-sensei.
I think she took it out of my older sister's room.
It looks like she took it from big sister's room, but...
I'm not sure what it does.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, so it's an invention?
It's an invention, right?
Should Celine-chan be handling it?
Is it okay for Celine-chan to have it?
The touch panel isn't working, so I think it's non-functioning.
The touch panel isn't responding.
Really?
I think it's broken, so it's probably okay.
Oh no!
I see.
I have to get ready for class!
Oh, no!
Behave yourself while I'm gone, Celine-san.
I have to get ready for my class!
Be a good girl okay, Celine-san?
Good morning, Honekawa-sensei.
Good morning, Honekawa-sensei.
Oh, Tearju-sensei.
Oh, Tearju-sensei.
Are you settling in well at our school?
Have you gotten used to the school?
Yes, somehow.
Yes, more or less.
Is something wrong?
Is something wrong?
No, nothing.
N-No, nothing.
What was that?
What was that just now?
Um, if everyone will turn to page 62 in the textbook.
Please open your textbooks to page 62.
Wh... What's happening to me?
W-What is going on with me?
It's like, someone is caressing my entire body.
It's as though somebody is caressing my body.
That hurt, Sensei!
That hurts, sensei!
I'm sorry!
Ah! I-I'm sorry!
She caught you playing with your cell phone, Risa!
It's your fault for playing with your cell phone, Risa!
Maybe I caught some sort of Earth disease.
I wonder if I caught some kind of illness from Earth?
Sensei.
Sensei...
Huh?
Yuuki-kun?
Yuuki-kun?
Um, are you okay?
Um... Are you okay?
Let me take you to the nurse's office.
I'll escort you to the infirmary.
Thank you. Please do.
Thank you... Please do.
Did you catch a cold or something?
Do you have a cold or something?
I don't think I did.
I don't think that's what it is.
Oh?
Oh?
You got that mech to work?
That device is working?
Sensei?
Sensei?!
Ah!
No!
No!
No, please!
No...!
D-Don't!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Yuuki Rito.
Yuuki Rito.
What are you...
What are you doing to Tear?
doing to Tear?
Yami?!
Yami!
I thought I heard Rito-san's voice somewhere over here...
I thought I heard Rito-san's voice coming from here.
Hm?
T-Tearju-sensei?!
T-Tearju-sensei?!
Forgive me, Sensei!
I'm sorry, Sensei..
I guess my invention caused you some inconvenience!
It looks like one of my inventions caused you trouble.
Anyway, what on Earth is that item?
So, what is that thing, anyway?
Oh, this?
Oh, this?
It's a device that can allow you to give yourself massages!
It's a device that allows you to give yourself a massage!
I was planning to give it to Honekawa-sensei to help with his terrible lumbago!
I thought I'd give this to Honekawa-sensei as a present,
I'm... the happiest man in the world!
because he has back pain.
Yippee!
I'm happy.
Gosh, you need to be more careful!
I'm so happy!
By the way, Tearju-sensei, do you know where Rito-san went?
From now on, you have to be more careful.
Huh? He was with me just a minute ago.
By the way, Tearju-sensei.
Do you know where Rito-san is?
He was with me just before, but...
Please die.
Please die.
You got it all wrong!
It's a misunderstanding!
No, Yami! It wasn't my fault!
I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!
So... Crap! Crap!
Stop it!