Phi Brain: Puzzle of God (2011) - S01E02 - CR vs WhyNot

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There are three ropes in front of you.
You must choose and pull one of the three ropes in front of you.
Choose one and pull it.
The water is flowing toward the supporting beams.
That water will soon spread to all the support beams.
Soon, they will not be able to support the weight of the water.
They will become unable to bear the weight and will collapse.
If you want to survive, you must pull the rope that stops the water's flow.
If you wish to save yourself,
However, if you pull the wrong rope, the ruins will instantly collapse.
you must first pull the rope to close the water gate.
What?! Collapse my ass!
However...
Which one is it? How do they connect?
If you pull either of the wrong ropes,
Shit! It's too complex for me to process.
the ruins will completely collapse.
If I don't hurry, Nonoha will be...
Huh? What the heck is that?
They'll completely collapse?
I don't get it!
Which one?
Which is attached, and how?
Dammit!
It's too complex; I can't get it!
If I don't hurry, Nonoha will...
Kaito!
Kaito!
Dammit!
Dammit!
Kaito?
Kaito...
Kaito, what's the matter?
Kaito, what's wrong? Are you all right?
Are you okay?
Quiet.
Shut up. Are you okay?
Kaito...
Kaito...
This one's a dummy.
This one's a dummy.
This one, too.
And this one.
And this one.
Kaito, the door opened!
And that one.
Look, the door's open!
Kaito?
Kaito?
Kaito! Hold on!
Kaito, wake up! Kaito! Kaito!
Kaito! Kaito!
You're better than I expected, Daimon Kaito.
Better than I expected, Kaito Daimon.
You saved me, Kaito.
We're saved, Kaito.
Helloooooo!
Brain diver
How long are you gonna sleep like a log, Kaito?
Brain diver
I've already finished morning practice, you know!
The Philosopher's Reward
I wonder what that was...
Come on!
He didn't stay like that.
How long you gonna sleep, Kaito?
Whoa, this puzzle's so difficult! Even Kaito can't solve this one!
I finished up my morning practice to come here.
What was that, I wonder?
He's not still like that, right?
Whoa, what's with this puzzle? It's so difficult!
There's no way even Kaito could solve it!
There's no puzzle I can't solve!
There's no puzzle I can't solve!
Huh?
Huh?
Good, he's the same Kaito as always.
What the...?
Hurry and get up!
Good, he's back to normal.
Sleepyhead! Lazybones! Bed louse!
Get up already!
Okay...
Sleepyhead! Oversleeper! Lazy bum!
Then the armlet sparkled, and...
'kay...
Hey, are you listening?
And then that armband started shining... Hey, are you listening?
What was that?
What was that? It felt like I had become one with the puzzle.
It felt like I'd become one with the puzzle.
Was it...
Was that...
because of this armband?
because of this armlet?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning...
I can't hear you, maggots!
G-Good morning!
Good morning, Vice President.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Not loud enough!
G..Good morning!
Good morning, Miss Vice President.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Hold it, Daimon Kaito!
Hey! Kaito Daimo-
Daimon Kaito!
Kaito Daimon!
Me?
Me?
Moron!
Moron!
Ron, mo, ron, ron, ron!
Huh?
Ron, ron, ron, mo!
Mo-mo-mo moron! Moron-ron-ron-ron ron ron-moron mo-mo-mo!
Mo, moron, moron!
Who the hell is that?
Ron, ron! Mo, mo!
I guess you are a moron after all!
Ron, ron, mo!
I always thought you were.
Who the heck is that?
Shut up!
So you are a moron after all.
Daimon Kaito, you mo-mo moron-ron moron!
I always thought, "What a moron," and I guess you are.
What the hell is that?
You're wrong!
It sounds like some exotic chant.
Kaito Daimon!
No, it's some amateur rapper.
Ron, mo, ron, ron, ron!
It's morse code.
What is this?
The "mo" is the long, and the "ron" is the short.
Sounds like some Buddhist chant from the south, huh?
He's just screwing around!
No, it's a new kind of rap.
Kaito?!
It's Morse Code.
He's saying, "I'm waiting on the roof!"
"Mo" is a long tone, and "ron" is short.
"Make a 'T' out of the four pieces!!"
He's screwin' with me!
Too easy!
Kaito!
Wait up, Kaito!
"I'll wait on the roof," he says?!
The puzzle's solved...
Use the 4 pieces to make a "T"!!
"Connect the 9 dots with 4 continuous lines!!"
"Use the four pieces to make a T?"
Piece of cake!
Piece of cake.
"What numbers are A and B!?"
Wait, Kaito!
Can it get any simpler?
The puzzle, it's solved...
It really is four continuous lines.
Connect the 9 dots using 4 continuous lines!!
Why those numbers?
"Connect the nine dots using four continuous lines"?
Who the hell are you to call me a moron?
Simple!
Morons shouldn't screw with the Sage Puzzles.
What numbers go in A and B?!
So it was you!
"What numbers go in A and B?!"
You lowlifes won't get away with interfering with my business!
That's way too easy!
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, sure enough, they're connected with four continuous lines.
My name's Sakanoue Gammon. I hold the title of Galileo.
Why these numbers?
The what of Galileo?
Who's up here going, "Moron, moron, moron"?!
Understand, moron?
Morons have no business with Philosopher's Puzzles.
You bastard! Wait!
So you're the one-
Made me do all that thinking for nothing...
Anyone who interferes with my profits will pay the price!
Who are you, bastard?!
My name is Gammon Sakanoue!
I hold the title of Galileo.
The title of Galileo?
Got it, moron?!
Bastard! Wait up, dammit!
Ugh, I used my brain more than I should have...
That son of a bitch, next time I see him,
What are you doing, Kaito?
What are you doing, Kaito?
he'll be the one that will pay the price!
I'm gonna kick his ass if I see him again!
Now, now, don't be so angry.
Now, now, don't get so upset.
Upperclassman Jikukawa!
Ah, Jikugawa!
The principal is calling for you, Mr. Kaito Daimon.
The principal wants to see you, Daimon Kaito.
That armlet...
That armband...
It suits you.
suits you well.
What can I do for ya?
What do you want?
That was excellent work solving the puzzle of the ruins, Kaito Daimon.
Good work solving the puzzle in the ruins, Daimon Kaito.
How do you know about that?
How do you know about that, Principal?
Because that, the Armlet of Orpheus,
Because the Armband of Orpheus was the treasure sealed in those ruins.
was the prize sealed within the ruins.
The Armband of Orpheus?
Armlet of Orpheus?
You discovered that treasure and made the contract.
You released the prize and entered into a pact.
The Armband of Orpheus is the sign of a chosen Solver.
The Armlet of Orpheus is proof of the chosen Solver.
It's a legendary treasure that awakens the hidden abilities of its contractor.
It is a legendary prize, said to
I'm very interested in what abilities it has awakened in you.
awaken the sleeping potential within its pact holder.
It was certainly worth inviting you here as an honor student.
I'm extremely interested in what sort
I don't get it and don't care either!
of abilities it has awakened in you.
I don't need it, so just get it off me!
I suppose offering you a scholarship to our
That's impossible. You made the contract.
Gakuen was not in vain.
No one knows who made the Armband or when.
I don't understand!
What we do know is that from now on, you'll have to face
I don't care, and I don't need this thing,
the Givers of the POG as a Solver.
so hurry up and get it offa me!
Rather, I'd prefer that you do.
That's impossible.
Who's this POG?
You're the pact holder, Kaito.
It's the secret genius organization that creates and watches over Sage Puzzles.
When the armlet was made, and by whom,
What do you mean I'll have to face them? Explain!
is completely unknown.
Hey, calm down.
What is known is that, going forward, you will be a Solver
The hell's with all this crap about treasures and Sage Puzzles!?
and you will fight the Givers of the POG.
Rather, I would ask that you do so.
And what's the POG?
They are a think tank, those who make and
oversee the Philosopher's Puzzles.
That is the POG.
What do you mean, "fight" them?
Explain yourself!
Come on, calm-
What's all this about prizes and Philosopher's Puzzles?!
You know the pyramids, right?
You know the pyramids, right?
Huh?
Would you believe me if I told you they're actually ancient puzzles?
Would you believe it if I said that
Since ancient times, the rich and powerful
they're puzzles created long ago?
have sealed their wealth inside barriers called Sage Puzzles.
Since ancient times, many of those in power
These Sage Puzzles are made by the genius organization, POG.
have sealed their riches inside barriers
The Sage Puzzles...
called Philosopher's Puzzles.
are battlefields where the Givers of the POG
And those Philosopher's Puzzles were
fight those who try to solve the puzzles, the Solvers.
made by the POG think tank.
Philosopher's Puzzles...
They are nothing more than battlegrounds
for the POG's Givers and the Solvers who solve puzzles.
But why Kaito?
But why Kaito?
Yeah! This has got nothin' to do with me.
Yeah. This has nothing to do with me.
The ultimate goal of the POG is...
The POG's ultimate goal is to solve the Divine Puzzle.
to release the Puzzle of God.
Only the one who is left standing at the end of the fighting.
Huh?
is allowed to test himself on the Divine Puzzle.
Those who survive the fight,
It's said that if you solve it, you'll stand on a plane similar to that of the gods.
those who possess the ultimate intellect:
Divine Puzzle, huh?
only they may challenge the Puzzle of God.
Yes.
When it is solved, man may stand on the same level as God.
You wouldn't do it for free.
So it is said.
Whenever you solve a puzzle, the academy will get a share of the rewards.
The Puzzle of God?
And you, Daimon Kaito, as the Solver with the title of Einstein...
Correct.
Ron-ron-ron-ron ron ron-moron-ron ron-moron-ron moron mo-mo-mo.
However, this comes with a price.
Are you... refusing?
Going forward, a portion of prizes you receive
I don't care about titles and all that.
will be split between you and the Gakuen.
I just like puzzles. I won't be used by the likes of you.
Once again, Kaito Daimon:
Are you still mad, Kaito?
as a Solver with the title of Einstein, will you-
Of course I am!
Mo, mo, mo, mo.
That weirdo's puzzles from this morning pissed me off too!
Ron, ron, moron, ron.
You should get something to eat then!
Moron, mo, moron, mo, moron.
Whenever you solve a puzzle, your brain uses a lot of energy.
So, you refuse?
You can lose up to 3 kg from solving just one puzzle!
I don't understand this "title" stuff, and I don't need it.
Master, gimme a double-fried mackerel set with extra cabbage.
Also...
Noodles and curry too.
I like puzzles, but I ain't gonna let you guys use me!
You!
You're still mad, Kaito?
You're always eating a lot!
Course I am!
After dealing with morons,
And I'm super pissed at being made to solve
I get hungry.
that weirdo's puzzles this morning!
I've had enough!
It's times like this that you should eat!
Okay now, no fighting!
When you're solving puzzles, your brain consumes a lot of energy.
That's a perfect full nelson, Nonoha!
Solving one puzzle could make you lose as much as three kilograms!
Let go! You Galileo freak! I won't stop till I smash his face in!
Hey, Pops!
Galileo is Gammon's title, right?
Double fried fish special, a ton of shredded cabbage,
You know?
udon noodles and some curry.
Yeah! We invited him to the Puzzle Club, but he refused.
Bastard!
Got a good appetite today too, huh?
Goin' up against an moron...
makes a body hungry!
I can't take it anymore!
Okay, okay, no fighting.
Wow, a perfect Full Nelson!
That's upperclassman Nonoha for you!
Let me go!
You Galileo sonovabitch!
I won't rest till I kick your ass!
"Galileo" is upperclassman Gammon's title, isn't it?
You know him?
Yes! He's been scouted by the Puzzle Club before,
but he didn't join.
Kaito!
Kaito!
Double fried fish special, a megaton of shredded cabbage,
Huh?
udon noodles, curry and a tempura bowl!
Double-fried mackerel set with extra cabbage, noodles, curry, and a tempura bowl.
Bein' made to solve dumb-ass puzzles makes a body hungry.
I get hungry from solving boring puzzles.
Pops!
Master, add a tempura bowl and some juicy fried chicken!
Add a tempura bowl and some juicy fried chicken bites!
Add juicy fried chicken and sweet and sour pork!
I add juicy fried chicken bites and sweet-and-sour pork!
And Master's special rice omelette with all toppings!
And your special rice omelette with the works!
Add sweet and sour pork, Master's special rice omelette with all toppings,
Add a sweet-and-sour pork, your special rice omelette with the works,
and thick-sauce dip noodles with lots of onions.
and hearty-licious tsukemen noodles with extra leeks!
Thick-sauce dip noodles for me too! Extra onion!
I add hearty-licious tsukemen noodles with a ton of leeks!
Kaito, I thought you hated onions.
Kaito, I thought you hated leeks.
I'll eat it all! No problem!
I can eat 'em! I can totally eat 'em!
Really?
Really?
Also, a strawberry parfait for dessert. Really?
And for dessert, a strawberry parfait.
I..I'll have a strawberry parfait, too.
A strawberry parfait for me too. And five daifuku!
And five daifuku rice cakes!
Your total is 3250 yen.
That'll be 3,250 yen.
Huh? He didn't pay!
Huh? Hey, he didn't pay!
Gammon's is free because he has a title.
Gammon has a title, so his is free.
It's free if you have a title?
It's free if you have a title?!
Yep. 3250 yen please.
That's right.
Okay, 3,250 yen.
Dammit!
Dammit!
An excellent meal.
Thanks for the meal!
A 3,000-yen lunch for free, and...
3000 yen worth of free meals, check.
Next up is the leeks, huh?
Only the onions left...?
You're an idiot, aren't you?
You really are a moron.
Still, these "titles" are great, huh?
Those titles are really awesome though!
Yes, well, they give you special privileges throughout the school!
Yeah, you get so many privileges at school!
I'd like to have a title someday, too!
I wish I could have one someday.
After royalty, like Himiko or Ono no Imoko!
Like Himiko or Onono Imoko...
I am Clash, a Giver of the POG.
I am Clash, a Giver of the POG.
We have received a request to release a prize.
You have been requested to free a treasure.
I appoint you, Kaito Daimon, the Solver of this Philosopher's Puzzle.
Daimon Kaito, you have been named as the Solver for this Sage Puzzle.
So, this means, "Come here"?
You have to go there?
I guess so.
I guess.
Snatch!
Hey!
Hey! Snatch!
You don't need this one.
You won't be needin' this.
I finally found a Sage Puzzle! I'll get rich on this!
A Philosopher's Puzzle...
Your money mania is getting annoying.
Finally, I've found one.
Can you only solve puzzles for money?
I'll profit nicely from this!
You're just a brat!
All he does is talk about profit, the stingy bastard.
I use my brains for money.
You can only do puzzles for money, or what?
I don't need any other reason!
You stupid kid!
With that said, don't get in my way.
My brain cells make money.
He's annoying.
Is any other reason necessary?
But it's a Sage Puzzle... Won't it be dangerous for him?
In any case, don't be gettin' in my way.
The position of the numbers, the balance, it's all how it should be.
I hate that guy!
It's as if it's testing me. I hate to admit it, but it's a good puzzle.
Still, an invitation to solve a Philosopher's Puzzle...
As usual, another great puzzle, Kaito.
I just hope he doesn't run into any danger.
The placement of the numbers... The balance...
All of it coming at me at once.
It's as if I'm being tested.
I don't care for this, but it's a good puzzle.
That's a good puzzle, Kaito, and just like you.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Looking at a puzzle tells you about the person who made it.
When you look at a puzzle, you understand the person who made it.
Encountering a puzzle means encountering a person.
When you meet a puzzle, you meet a person.
That, too, is a single piece of the puzzle called "fate."
But all that is just a piece in the great puzzle called fate.
That bastard Galileo is trying to make a good puzzle, and I...
That Galileo freak made a good puzzle... I...
You going?
Are you going?
You can't leave some dangerous puzzle alone, can you?
You can't just ignore that dangerous puzzle, can you?
Nonoha...
Nonoha.
I looked at the map, so I've got the location good and memorized.
I saw the map, so I know where it is.
Your memory, if nothing else, really is awesome.
At least your memory is top-notch.
You can leave off "if nothing else"!
Leave the "at least" out.
Puzzle time, let's begin!
It's puzzle time!
You've got five hours, then I'm going home!
We've gotta get back before 5th period.
I've been waiting for you, Kaito Daimon.
I have been waiting for you, Daimon Kaito.
I am Clash, a POG Giver.
I am Clasher, a Giver from the POG.
Welcome to my Philosopher's Puzzle!
Welcome to my Sage Puzzle!
If you are prepared to challenge this puzzle...
If you are ready to challenge this puzzle, get in the red car!
then get in the red car!
So this is a Sage Puzzle? A real-life Rush Hour puzzle!
So this is a Philosopher's Puzzle?
A full-scale parking lot puzzle...
Who are you?
Who are you?
The one who solves that puzzle
I'll solve your puzzle! I'm the genius of every puzzle: The Galileo, Sakanoue Gammon!
shall be the genius at the center of all puzzles...
I cannot let anyone who is not invited to take the challenge.
Galileo, aka Gammon Sakanoue!
Are you afraid that I'll solve it?
I cannot allow someone not appointed to attempt the challenge.
What? Ridiculous.
You scared?
Only the greatest brains are allowed to challenge this puzzle!
Worried I might solve your puzzle?
Then I'm exactly what you want!
What?
You can't just do whatever you want! I'll solve that puzzle!
You fool!
You! Daimon Kaito!
Only those with the greatest of intellect
I told you not to get in the way of my business!
may challenge this puzzle!
I was named for this puzzle! Get lost!
Then it's perfect for me.
Don't try to cut in before me!
Get off your high horse already!
That's exactly what you're doing!
I'll be the one to solve that puzzle!
All three of you, get in the red car!
Bastard! Kaito Daimon!
Hear that?
I thought I told you:
There's no wheel!
interfere with my profits and you'll pay the price!
Moron, the wheel's on the left!
I was the one appointed for this.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Step back!
You don't control it with the wheel, but with the touchscreen.
Quit tryin' to butt in. Step back!
You can just use the wheel.
Huh?! You're the one who butted in first!
Shaddup!
All three of you, get into the red car together!
The Giver and the Solver are present.
That one, right?
The battle of brains for the release of the treasure will now begin!
Whoa! There's no steering wheel!
It's locked!
Moron! It's on the left-hand side.
Kaidou Baron requested the solution to this barrier.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
The treasure is that red car.
It is not the steering wheel that controls it.
If you can get out, you win.
What?! It is not the steering wheel that controls it.
Kaidou Baron is the principal, isn't he?
Do so using this touch panel!
He's planning something again!
You use the steering wheel, sucker!
If you fail,
Shut up! You use the steering wheel, sucker!
a bus will fall on top of you.
The Giver and the Solvers have assembled...
And now, the battle of wits to release the prize shall begin!
We're locked in!
The one who desired this barrier to
be released was Baron Kaidou!
The prize is that red car.
Get it out in one piece and victory is yours.
Baron Kaidou is the school principal, right?
That guy's gotten involved again?
However, if you fail...
That motor coach shall fall atop your heads!
No way!
No way!
If he does that, this whole car will...
We'd be smashed with the car.
Another deadly puzzle, huh?
Another murderous puzzle?!
Moron! This car's an antique.
Moron! He's an old-timer! It's a bluff. He won't do it.
He wouldn't do that; it's a bluff.
The hell are you doing?!
Bastard, when did you...
This will sell very nicely!
This looks like it will turn a nice profit!
You're really annoying!
You really piss me off.
The time limit is ten minutes. Start!
Your time limit is ten minutes.
I don't need ten minutes. Watch!
And now, begin!
This is too easy.
I don't need no ten minutes.
This...
Let's go.
And the last move...
This will be a cinch.
Amazing!
Th..That's...
Oh look, I still have two minutes left! Whoopsie!
Last move.
Should I finish it?
Incredible.
Shut up, just do it!
Well, well, we still got two minutes left.
To think that there was another Solver on the level of Daimon Kaito...
What a shame.
I have no choice.
Shall I make the last move?!
Let's finish this.
Shut up! Just do it already!
What's wrong?
To think, there was a Solver of such skill other than Kaito Daimon...
It stopped!
It can't be helped.
I sealed the movements of that car.
Okay, here goes.
What happened?
It stopped?!
That car has been immobilized.
What?!
What?!
My apologies, it is simply an accident.
Pardon me. This is actually just an accident.
You all shall die here.
You will die here. How unfortunate.
Unfortunately.
However, that doesn't change the fact that my puzzle won.
However, the fact that my puzzle wins remains unchanged.
Are you insane?! You're gonna smash us along with the treasure?!
For real? You're gonna crush the prize?!
I couldn't care less!
I care not!
No way!
No way!
I cannot allow my puzzle
I can't let lowlifes like you solve my puzzle!
to be solved by scum like you!
Dammit! I can't die here!
Dammit!
I can still make more money with my brains!
I ain't goin' out! Not like this!
That asshole! This puzzle...
I'm gonna use these brains for more and more profit!
This puzzle wants to be solved.
That son of a bitch!
Get smashed!
But this puzzle...
Shit!
This puzzle wants to be solved!
Hey! You help too! We've gotta get out!
Be crushed!
This puzzle is asking me to solve it!
E quebra-cabeça And the puzzles
You moron! It can't be solved!
Eu quero ver quem vai fazer I want to see who will do them
What? What's wrong?
Oh, no!
Kaito... Again?
O quebra-cabeça The puzzles
Solved.
Dammit! Help out, you bastard!
You think I'll believe your bluff?!
We gotta get out!
Quiet.
E quebra-cabeça And the puzzles
No way!
The puzzle...
This thing is saying, "Solve me!"
Eu quero ver quem vai vencer I want to see who will be solver
Do quebra-cabeça Of the puzzles
Dumbass! There's no way we can solve it!
Eu quero ver quem vai ganhar I want to see who will be the winner
Eu quero ver quem vai perder I want to see who will be the loser
Do quebra, quebra, pra valer Of the puzzles, the puzzles, for real
What's that? What's goin' on?
Kaito, again?
Solved it.
Bastard, quit yer bluffin'!
Shut up.
It can't be!
What?!
What?!
Something like this...
It can't be...
Kaito...
Kaito! Kaito!
Kaito!
Just like before...
It's the same as last time.
I've never seen a moron like him before.
That's a first for me.
Only a moron could figure out such a way to solve it.
Such a big, dumb bastard...
You can have the treasure. Fixing it would cost more than I'd get for it.
If he weren't, he never woulda thought of a solution like that.
I don't want it.
I give you the prize.
Kaito, you're awake now?
Fixin' it looks like it will cost a lot.
That armband saved us again.
I don't need it.
No! That was my skill!
Kaito, you're awake?
Anyway, I'll take the Einstein title.
This armlet saved us again, huh?
You will?
Wrong! It was my skill!
I'm hungry too.
In any case, I'll accept this title of "Einstein."
Ah, so that's why!
Oh, really?
Yes. That was your own skill, awakened by the Armband of Orpheus.
After all, I'm hungry.
Great stuff indeed.
Oh, so that's why.
The children of the Phi Brain?
Yes, that ability is indeed yours,
You're revoking my Giver licence?
a skill drawn out from you by the Armlet of Orpheus.
It's been decided that you are not fit for the POG.
You are a wonderful specimen.
A puzzle without a solution is not beautiful.
The Phi-Brain children, eh?
Wait! Give me one more-
My Giver status, revoked?!
It would seem that the one who made Orpheus's Contract has much hidden potential.
It has been determined that you are not befitting the POG.
His name?
A puzzle with no solution lacks beauty.
Daimon Kaito.
Please wait! Let me-
Geniuses shouldn't be solving puzzles.
The pact holder of Orpheus seems to
They should use their brains for the sake of the people!
have considerable latent abilities.
Who are you? Don't just criticize the show like that!
His name is...
Watch your words or we might lose this time slot.
Kaito Daimon.
Don't worry. This show definitely needs a young, smart-ass kid!
Puzzles aren't meant for geniuses to do.
Next time: The Melancholy of a Boy Genius.
A genius must use his mind to help others.
He's planning his character himself!
Who the heck are you?
You're suddenly criticizing our show?
Better watch what you say, or you won't be appearing!
Not to worry:
the position of uppity young boy is
absolutely essential for this program.
Next time: "The Melancholy of a Boy Genius"
The Melancholy of a Boy Genius
This guy's calculated his own character!