CR vs Impatience - S01E01 - Armor Shop for Ladies & Gentlemen

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Kurtz: Oh, no! There's a girl over there!
Kautz: "Gasp! A girl!?"
Slimes attack!
A group of slimes attacked.
Kurtz: I'm done for...
Kautz: "I'm finished..."
Monsters defeated!
The group of monsters has been defeated!
Mysterious Girl: Are you hurt?
Mysterious Beauty: "Are you all right?"
Kurtz: I-I'm fine...
Kautz: "Y–Yes..."
Mysterious Girl: I'm glad you're not hurt! \NThere are slimes around here, so be careful.
Mysterious Beauty: "Thank God! Do be careful,. \N\Na lot of Slimes appear around here."
Kurtz: U-Um...
Kautz: "E-Excuse me!"
Kurtz picked up the dropped object.
Kautz picked up the drop.
Kurtz: "Armor Shop for Ladies and Gentlemen"?
Kautz: "'Armor Shop for Ladies & Gentlemen'?"
What she dropped
"Armor Shop for Ladies & Gentlemen"?
Kurtz got a job at the \NArmor Shop For Ladies and Gentlemen.
Original Creator.
Original Work!
Bam, there's the title!
And down comes the title!
Series Construction.
Series Composition!
Character Design!
Character Design!
Compositing Director!
Director of Photography.
Music Team!
Audio Team.
Producers!
Producer.
Director!
Director.
Production!
Production!
Wow, the town's nothing\N like the countryside!
Towns certainly are very \Ndifferent from the countryside.
Is that...
Kautz\N\N\NOccupation: Unemployed\N\N(Currently looking for work)
Excuse me!
Mokuku\N\NOccupation: Cute
Oh, I remember her!
Kautz has found an \N\NArmor Shop.
Okay, it's in.
Could this be...
Move a little.
Excuse me.
It's still a little tight.
Ah, the girl from earlier!
All right, it's in.
Now try to move.
It's still a bit tight.
How about now?
How about now?
That's great!
Now it's good!
Now press down hard!
Try stepping as hard as you can!
It's a p-pervert!
A–A pervert!
Sorry, I didn't mean to peek.
I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to peek.
We meet again.
We meet again.
Your hobby is peeping, huh? \NThat's a rough one.
Having peeking as your hobby deserves damnation.
You've got it all wrong.
It's a misunderstanding!
I just didn't expect anything kinky to be going on \Nin a shop just because the owner's not in.
But still, just because there's no clerk around...
I'm the owner.
You can't just flirt inside a shop like that...
The owner?
I'm the shopkeeper, though.
Yes. My name's Narden.
Huh?! The shopkeeper?!
I was trying on some armor.
I'm the shopkeeper, Narden.
You don't mind wearing \Nsomething so attention-drawing?
Narden\N\N\NOccupation: Shopkeeper
No, it's important \Nto make sure it's good quality.
And I'm the clerk, Lilietta.
But it's a little embarrassing \Nto be stared at...
Lilietta\N\NOccupation: Clerk
U-Um, it was amazing equipment, too.
I was trying on some armor back there.
Wait, it's all amazing equipment!
Doesn't it bother you,\N trying on such revealing clothing?
That's because I started this shop \Nin accordance with my deepest beliefs.
Not at all, quality control is important.
I believe that every adventuress \Nin the world should wear sexy armor!
But I do get a little embarrassed\Nwhen people stare at me.
His nice voice is ruined.
Kautz was charmed.
Um, are you sure you agree with that?
Kautz changed the\N\N topic.
It'll be tough to get every female adventurer \Nto wear such good equipment,
Th–That was some crazy equipment, though.
but I think it's a good goal!
Now that I look around,\N all the equipment here is crazy!
He said "sexy," not "good."
I've built this place to promote my beliefs, after all.
Sexy is life!
I became an armor shopkeeper because it's my dream\N to make every female adventurer wear risqué equipment.
You shut up!
That nice voice is wasted on you...
Welcome to my armor shop. \NWhat do you want to buy?
Um, you heard what he said, \Nand you're okay with that?
You're just asking that now?
Hmm... It's not easy to get every female adventurer to wear good equipment,
You dropped this.
so I think it's an admirable goal.
Thank you!
He said "risqué equipment," you know?
Thanks. Without it, we would've\N gone out of business.
Risquéness is romantic.
That's a bigger deal \Nthan you're making it sound!
Please, you keep quiet for a second!
We're running at a loss right now.
Welcome to our armor shop.
Can I see your account book?
What are you looking for?
This book is a mess!
You're asking me now!?
Um, sorry. I'm...
Here, this was from earlier.
No, it's fine.
The drop from before
From now on, I'll handle the money.
Thank you.
Oh, no!
I'm glad.
I wasn't thinking about what I said!
The shop would've gone out of business without this.
They barely know me! \NThey won't let me handle their money!
You said that so casually!
What's wrong with me?
Our budget isn't looking good, you see.
You'd do that?
Um, would you mind if I took a look at the account book?
Huh?! What's with this irresponsibly kept account book?
Ah, sorry, it's my fault.
Uh, it's all right.
I'll take care of the accounts from now on!
Damn it!
I accidentally blurted that out!
What kind of fool would entrust their money to a stranger?
I probably look suspicious now!
Are you sure?
Yes.
Yes.
Please let me work here.
Please let me work here.
I'm Liliette. I work here.
Kautz became a clerk at the Armor \N\N\NShop for Ladies & Gentlemen.
Oh-pa!
Hey there! Next time, on \NArmor Shop for Ladies & Gentlemen:
What's the next episode of\N Armor Shop For Ladies and Gentlemen?
"Determination and Enthusiasm"
One: "Passion and Resolve"!
"Life is Armorful"
Two: "Life Is Armorful"!
"Modern Man Stands On \NThe Shoulders of Past Giants"
Three: "Koumei Dies That Others May Live"!
Will be one of these!
It's one of these three!
Look forward to next week's armor!
There's more equipping to come next week!